#YOU THINK I’M JOKING

[haydenshill]

I look at how beautiful he is

And it makes me want to send his mother a gift on his birthday…

“You are the best at making humans.”

Seriously she deserves an award, because how often is a human this pretty?

[grilde1chesse]

now that gravity falls is trending again i must confess,,, i used to be genuinely terrified of twink human bill cipher. like when i first watched the show and got hyper fixated on it, then went to find fanart i got so scared i had to turn it off

[minus-hyphen]

I can't believe the b-plot of Ender's Game is just Rose Lalonde and Dirk Strider using AOL online chatrooms to manipulate the world government

[zombiehearts2007]

Little Bubba sketch I’m currently doing

[candieduranium]

feelin cute might eat a cicada shell later idk

[curlytemple]

rafe cameron is just like kendall roy if shiv killed logan when she was 17

[https-nae]

Eruri /Jearmin brain rot today, this fic is writing itself. I’m coining the term ‘jean-napped’ and I need someone to count how many times Connie says it in the first chapter alone.

[destialpal]

I actually dont think I can handle a mid season break this season there’s too much at stake for me to not get an episode for almost three weeks oh my god. The 6 days between eps has been too much! You mean to tell me we have to survive off of whatever fucked shit happens tomorrow night AND whatever happens in the 3 second promo at the end???

I simply won’t make it someone euthanize me

[cakemadeofbacon]

You know i spent most of my life surrounded with women and i never understood the appeal of men in general until i met simon fairchild.

Like when he winked at a traumatized guy and flung himself off a cable car something in my brain flipped and i went oh. i get it now.

[bungone]

things to do with your ocs when you

you ever make characters and then you dont know what to do with them

well here's a list

make an entire fucking game just so your ocs can be characters

spend $69.000 on a aluminum can production line and make themed energy drinks

dress up as them and go to disneyland, spend all day traumatizing kids

make mustard gas! (wait, what does this have to do with OCs again?)

laptop stickers

make them kiss

[inlovewithaspiderguy]

Olivia: let’s get something to eat

Lesbian: *tries to kiss her*

Olivia: Wow, that’s not on the menu

[inv3ga]

Do you think this haunted pinball machine will suck out my soul and turn me into a ghoul when I lose because I could really go for that right now.

[deanisthegayuncle]

I wouldn’t sell you to Satan for one corn chip, but I can’t promise I’d stay strong if some piping hot, perfectly salted, skin-on fries were part of the trade

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Husband: I’ve never had a speeding ticket :)

Me: Let me borrow the car

[goodlookingforagirl]

Just got my dads birthday gift

[supernaturallyliterate]

This but with anxiety