#YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 😠🫵

[celerydays]

i was chatting on discord vc about a specific threesome scene i really wanted to draw but wouldn't be able to fit into my comic–

and ISTGGGGG this fandom is a menace to my sanity because i got feral enough to do it as an extra standalone drawing now 😤😤😤

also, messy-haired Ominis is kinda top tier, idk why I hadn't really tried drawing him before 😳🫠💕

[brainrotcharacters]

TW: Wolverine Badonkas

I laughed rewatching because like

[jerrydevine]

you 🫵 might have 🔍 noticed ☝️i 🧑‍🚒 almost died ☠️. again 🔁. yeah 👍 i've had a lot of close 🤏 calls 📞. this one 1️⃣ wasn't 🚫🙅 even my closest 🤏☠️. yeah 😞😥 eddie 😟. just ☝️ 🛑 let me finish 🤫. after 💁 the last 🔁 time 🕜, when that well 🕳️🏗️ collapsed 💔🤕 on top of me 🧑‍🚒❤️‍🩹... which you 🫵 survived 👼. after 💁 that... it got me 💬 thinking 💭🤔. you know, what ❓would happen to 🤓christopher 👶🧒 if i hadn't ☠️? so i 👁️ went 🏃 to my attorney ⚖️🧑‍💼 and changed ↩️ my will 📜🖋️. so someday 🗓️ if i didn't 🚫🙅 make it ☠️... 🤓 christopher 🧒 would be taken🧑‍🍼 care of 🫂. by you 🫵😇. what⁉️‼️ it's in ⬇️ my will 📜✍️, if i 👁️ die ☠️, you 🫵 become 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 christopher's 🤓🧒 legal ⚖️ guardian 👨‍👦. uh 😮 i 👁️ mean how ❓ does that 🤔 even work 💼? don't you 🫵 need ✅my consent 🤝💯? my attorney ⚖️🧑‍💼 said you 🫵 could ✅ refuse 🙅🚫. you 🫵 know ✅ i wouldn't 🙅😟. nah 😏, i know ✅ you 🙅 wouldn't 🚫. i mean, he 🧒🤓 has grandparents 👵👴, other family 👨‍👨‍👦. yeah 😔😞. after 💁 shannon 🧍‍♀️ left 🏃, they all tried 🤲 to guilt 😔 me into giving 🤲🤝 christopher 🧒🤓 to them 👴👵. it's not 🙅🚫 what i wanted ❤️ then 🗓️, it's not 🚫 what i want ❤️ now 📍. if it came 🧍 to that 😡😤, wouldn't they 👵👴 fight 💪👊🥊 for him 🧒🤓? i don't know 🤔. maybe 🤷. probably 🫢🙄😒. but no one 🚫🧍 will ever 👊 fight 🥊 for my 🤲 son 🧒🤓👨‍👦 as hard 💪 as you 🫵. that 🫂 is what i 👁️ want ❤️ for him 🧒🤓. well ☝️, you 🫵 said 🗣️ you did this 📜✍️ last year 🎉🗓️. why 🤨 are you 🫵 just telling 💬 me now 📍? because 😮‍💨, evan ☺️🥰😠🤗, you 🫵 came in ⬇️ here 🏥 the other day ↩️📆 and you 🗣️ said 🗣️ you thought 💭 it would have ↩️ been better 😁👍 if it had 🚒🧑‍🚒 been you 🫵 who was shot 🔫🩸. you 🫵 act 🎭🦸 like you're 🧍 expendable ☠️💔. but you're 🫵 wrong ❌🙅.

[lhazar]

⁉️Do you know 🤨what it was like for us? 😤To grow up fatherless? 👴🏿To be sneered upon 🤬as bastards 🫵💥never sure of the bread 🦴🥖to feed us? 🙇🏿🙇🏾‍♂️Do you know😡 what hunger does to a boy? 🍼😭What grief does? 😢Or shame? 😞I sold fish in the market🐟🎣🍤 from cold dawn🥶🤧 until sunset, 🌞🌄putting my coppers👇💰 to stave off the winter, 🥶❄️🌨️and I watched 👀the man who sired me 🐍👴🏿🐟⚓️walk past with his son and heir🫅🏿🏳️‍🌈🥰. With a fur around his shoulders, 🧥🧤🧣choosing sweetmeats 🍭🍖🥺to eat after supper by the fire🔥❤️🌤️🥰. And now that boy is dead 🪦[vfx boom], and his sister before him🪦🪦 [vfx boom], and the heir that took his place🪦🪦🪦 [vfx boom], and now❗️😕, now🙁, now ☹️you remember ‼️I live😠⁉️. Now you wish to—😘🙏to suddenly scatter the crumbs of your favor? 💙⚓️🥺I am an honorable man 😤🏅and I will serve you ⚓️💪⛵️because I must😔. But ❗️👆if it is all the same, 👀 I will decline any offers of help👎🚫🙅🏿‍♂️. If I survive this war, 🐉🔥💀🗼I will continue as I began 😤 🚶🏿Alone 😒

[br1ghtestlight]

any moment ⏳️ now... (are you sure this is what you want? 😟😨⁉️)

oh, spare me your spin 💫🥴, you tablet tabloid 📱🚫

if you want to psychoanalyze someone 🤔💭, don’t look at me! 👀 look at them! ➡️🧑‍🤝‍🧑👭👫🏻👬

it’s so pathetic 😒 how they run 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️👟 to fetch their sticks 🐶🪵

sure, call me polemic, unsympathetic 😡😤💢, at least i know other tricks! 💥💯

look at me and all you’ll see is the debris of some defective outcast! 💔🚫😔 a frenetic, antithetic (if poetic 🖋) little iconoclast 😡💢💥💥

but i won’t live in the past! ➡️🌈🏝🌎😁🚫🚫

i almost won 🏆💪 this game once, you know 😒‼️‼️ but

history 🌍🗺🧭 is rearranged ⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️ just to credit those who win the glory 🏆✌️😁

so reality 🌎 is changed in the edit 🚫‼️💢 when they spin 💫🥴 the story! 📚😇

and we choose 🤲‼️ to feel this pain 😭😔🏨🚨

And we lose 📉 more than we gain! 🎤🎤💔🚫

but i will break 🤜💢 this cycle of mistakes unlike all of these snakes 🐍🐍😠💢 whom i call to condemn! 🚫👎

if i can’t win the prize 🏆😔, i’ll play this last reprisal 🎭🎶 just to bring their lies 😶 all to an end! 🛑🛑🚫‼️😡

(you need regeneration 📲🏨‼️)

unfortunately, i don’t have much faith in that process 🙅‍♀️😒🚫

(of course not 😒.....) why "of course not?" 🤔🤔⁉️

(you believe yourself to be incapable of starting over 😔💔 in more ways than one‼️😭📉)

(i do not know who you lost 🥒🎤💔💔🚫‼️, but is it not possible to get them back? 🥒😡🚫💌)

“clear the slate, start again 😁🏝🌈🌈” are you hearing how preposterous that sounds? 🤓🫵

how do you not comprehend 🤔💭that for someone with my monstrous 👹💢 background 🏖🏜🏝🏘🏡🌍 the whole slate has fallen apart 😭😭‼️🚫

(taco 🌮, that is not true 😔😭💔 there are other ways to-) it’s too late ⌛️ (it’s not too late! 😯😯‼️) for me to restart 🔁

but it’s not i 🙍‍♀️🚫, it’s they (lettuce 🥬🥬 taco 🌮 bout it when your-) who deign to play this game (head 🤕 is not so clouded ☁️💭😶‍🌫️) so cruel 😡💥💥 and inhumane (you're no menace, taco 🌮😡🚫)

base and uncouth (how did they hurt you? 😔🤕😭😭❓️) (please think this through! 🙏‼️)

i think they’re too afraid 😨😱💥 to (feeling double-crossed 🔁 is part of) bear 🐻 the bed they’ve made (dealing with a loss 📉😔😭, yes, but) can’t bring themselves to face the awful truth! 😨😨‼️👎🙅‍♀️ (healing 🤕👨‍⚕️🏨 is a process, that’s the truth 😔🙏)

so I’m turning up the heat 🔥 to “sauté” ive a beef to get grilled 🍖🍖🔥😋 but i fully guarantee that today all the beans 🫘 that get spilled 🍾🍻🤔 won’t be mine 🙅‍♀️, no i’m fine! 😁👍💯💯

now it’s time.... ⏳️⌛️‼️🚫

[e-vasong]

15, 16 and 23 for the DBDA ask meme! :D

15. Favourite line in the show?

The two I think about most are:

-Charles' "Oh, bloody hell," after Edwin asks what a handjob is lol. Stellar line delivery there. I think about it constantly. That is the delivery of a man who knows that Edwin is going to have a dozen follow-up questions and is going to be at least a little bit traumatized by the answers to those questions. I knew the second that Charles said it that this is a multiple-hour long conversation for them, and it is painfully awkward.

-"🙁 I cannot believe you would risk your ENTIRE EXISTENCE coming down to this operatic horror show for me. 😠 That is so FUCKING 🫵 stupid itisunbelievable!!"

16. A Rarepair you like?

I don't think Niko/Crystal is a rarepair, so not counting that....hm.

OH! I do think the Night Nurse and Johanna Constantine have hooked up before. And I think they'd do it again.

23. Song that reminds you of the show.

Wait for Me from Hadestown has become THE Paineland song to me.... but also to like 95% of the fandom, so I don't think that counts. :/ I Will Follow You Into the Dark has also been said a million times, I think.

I'll pick two more oblique options, I suppose. I Know It's Over by the Smiths (specifically for Charles), as well as Back To the Old House (also by the Smiths, and also for Charles.)

And while I wouldn't say I associate it with the show overall or a specific character, I would kill for a case episode with 25 or 6 to 4 by Chicago as the main song. It's just got the right vibe. And also, I really like that song lol.

Thanks for playing the ask game!

[raytoroapologist]

don't y'all 🧍‍♂️ get tired 😴 😫 of waiting for mcr single daily? 📅📅📅 always saying 🗣️🗣️"today 😝☝️ could be the day" 😲🙀 only to get your hopes 🤞 dreams ☁️✨ and hearts ❣️ broken 💔 💔 💔 every tome 📙⏰ but then when there's nothing🤲 once again 😫😭you claim 🗣️ you didn't even believe 🧚‍♂️ there would be anything on that day.🤭🤭🤭😹 like did you 🧠 🧠 know 🙋 you can tell mcr to 🤬😠🤬🤬💢 go fuck themselves 🤬💢😠💢😠 with all their lies? 🤥🤥 did you even notice that every year 📅🗓️ they care less 🫥🥱😞🤏 and less 🤏🤏🤏 about you? 🫵 like they don't even communicate 🗣️ 👥 with the fans.🙋🙋🕺 you can set the world 🌍🗺️ free 🕊️ and 😡stop😡 being so insufferable. 🤬🤬💢 mcr of today⌚ is 🚫 not 🚫 who they used to be. 🙄🙄 they no longer care about things that aren't money. 💲💸🤑🤑🧛🤑🤑

[lizzerswillpoststuffmethinks]

So. Another rant under the cut

I'd like to start this with; Elizabeth might be the animatronic that talks the most in FNaF, because bro does NOT SHUT UP!!! She's like me frfr. Anyways HEJAKHD

This is gonna be a silly rant. She's my favourite character, I probably went through her voice lines multiple times, but hey It won't hurt to do that again right

So, starting with.... No, i'm not gonna comment on Sister Location, that woman talks more than Phone Guy 😭

HOWEVER, FFPS HAS INTERESTING STUFF

For example she has a line saying "You don't really know who your employer is, do you?" Which is interesting. Very, very interesting. She's obviously talking about Henry, the line is directed at Michael. So how did she even knows Henry runs the whole thing?

Then, she has 2 other voice lines; "you're not who I expected to see" and "you should've known I'd find you". These two lines are SO confusing, they contradict each other in a way. She didn't expect Michael, but Michael should've known she'd find him? Weird. But sure. We'll take the doubt FOR THE MOMENT

Then she has a "It feels like home" voice line. Which. I'm not sure what that means. Maybe it's because everybody is there? Except for her mother and little brother. It could be. But also It doesn't feel like It would be for that reason, why would she feel like home with Scraptrap and Michael? I'm sure she doesn't even know Michael was there, she wouldn't attack him if so. And Scraptrap would be the only one she has left, how does It "feel like home"?

Then, of course, my favourite voice lines; "I guess you forgot about me" she has two of these, in one she seems ti remark the "me", in the other she'd just sad. She says that to William, since it's in UCN. Sooooo. Hm. I guess that says something about the Aftons! Then my point that she wanted to kill William, not Michael, gets yet another proof with the "want to see the scooping room?" Voice line

And Scrap Baby seems incredibly hateful, she's just. 😨 In UCN. Why does she treat William well in FFPS but wants to tear him apart in UCN? Well. Good question. Who knows, maybe she realized William does not care yet again

She's unhinged in every game don't mind her

I mean unless it's in FNaF AR cuz she's coming to kill you!!1!1!1!!1!1! Anyways her voice lines in FNaF AR is just... Hmmm comparable? To UCN Scrap Baby. "I can hear you breathing, but not for long." LIKE. hUH. It's kinda funny how in that same voice line she's just "I can hear you breathing✨✨✨✨💞🫶🫶🫶 but not for long 😠💀💀🫵" if that makes sense. If It didn't make sense then L womp womp

Like GIIIIRL WHY SO OMNIOUSSS "I wonder what will happen when I try to scoop you out of your..."Carton"..." GIRLLLL 😭😭 STOP SCOOPING PEOPLE CHALLENGE IMPOSSIBLE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Can you tell it's 7AM and haven't slept yet

Anyway the way she kinda threatens you but also doesn't is a bit creepy because. Literally her voice lines. Like she's obviously threatening but also giving you "tips" on survival? Like "If you are very, very quiet, maybe I will not find you". She's saying she WILL find you but if you keep quiet maybe she won't. Threat and also a tip for survival

Then we have the "soon you will be as broken as I am" I don't know if she means I will die or if I will get trauma because both work in this situation /silly

Dude in FNaF Help Wanted she has the funniest lines that don't have voice yet (??) or something the wiki doesn't have an audio 😭

ALSO 😭 I find It funny that she goes "TISK TISK"

The minigames. She says It so mischeviously and FOR WHAT. "Red light 🤓, green light >:)"

"Looks like you are underperforming. This will go in your permanent record" NOOOOOOO dude i'm 100% sure she just heard this going around the restaurants or just William or something 😭

OR MY FAVOURITE VOICE LINE ☝️ "do I need to call HR?"

I need the audio I didn't hear It but it's the voice line ever

"I like it here. It's safe, safe forever." Sometimes her voice lines make me think she didn't want to get out of the circus. Maybe William and her family made the world seem like a dangerous place to her. Like how maybe they did to Evan. Or maybe she just thought she made some kind of new family in the circus, which could be a possibility too, except everybody is also insane. Maybe she simply likes being the boss of something, and, in the circus, being the face of Circus Baby's Entretainment and Rentals was what gave her the chance to be the boss of her own group. Maybe nobody complained there or she felt approved in that envieroment with people that understood her and were in the same situation as her. Why wouldn't she want freedom? She mentioned It was "safe here". The circus could be maybe considered a second home for her. Why would she "want freedom", is what there is to ask. It's not like her concept of freedom is the same as everybody else's. Freedom could mean not be trapped underground for some, how do we know her freedom isn't the ability to do whatever she wants? She's the "boss", so she can do whatever, and the rest would listen, because she's CB, she's the pre assigned leader of the circus

Anyways she's so silly AND so right

Anyway she can also ask what makes you so special, more stuff to think about!!1!1!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!

Aaand we all know she ends up giving you ice cream. I find It a funny moment, because you KNOW you're going to die like Elizabeth if you take the ice cream, but she keeps telling you to take It which makes you think you'll die either way if you don't take It either

Anyway. She doesn't kill you if you take the ice cream. She may manipulate you and backstab you to use you as a skin suit but she would never betray you and offer you ice cream just to take It everything (including your life) away 🫶

[franciscrozierofficial]

Cap’n baby 🫵😩

just slip your knickers under the tree 🎄🤤❤️

…for me 💋💋

Been an awful good girl 💦💦

Cap’n baby, 🫵😏

so hurry down my chimney tonight~🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

‎‧₊˚✧˚₊‧‎≈‧₊˚✧˚₊‧≈‎‧₊˚✧˚₊‧≈‎‧₊˚✧˚₊‧

P. S. here’s my “chimney” all ready for you captain, if you don’t believe meee 😩😩 Jopson obv doesn’t know how to treat you right but iiiiii will~~ 🤭 [IMG_069.HEIC]

Christ. (Sigh.) THIS is exactly why we need a return to order.

Lad, I am not Saint Nick. I will be stuffing no presents in your chimney. And I don’t appreciate your use of meaningless pictograms— use your words, sailor. I swear. This level of disrespect—

*opens image*

. . .

*closes image*

Your.. dis.. th…. It. Ah. It… will not be tolerated. If (Jaysus Christ) I ever find the… one who sent this I… you….! 😳😠😡

For God’s sake I am your CAPTAIN. 😡

[luvrodite]

Ro beloved, I completely blame you for making me thirsty for some delicious military men that could easily break my spine without much effort 🫵😠

Anyways, I don't know if you were asked already but how did you and 🧼 met?

AND could you share some of the aesthetics of the Jay-Ro wedding? I'm absolutely loving the posts 🩷🌸💐🌹🪻🌻🌷🏵️

babydoll i need you to know this made me laugh a little i’m so sorry for sharing the brainrot but so happy we’re in this together <333 may we get laid that well and soon amen

i’ve actually only recently considered how me and mr mactavish meet in our selfship! i think it’s a neighbours to lovers thing where, because he’s gone for such long periods of time and as a result isn’t home a lot, when i move in i don’t realise that the house next door is actually occupied. but what about when he does come home ro? you might ask and to this i put forth that we don’t actually meet until a while into my tenancy.

maybe i’ll be away on a trip during the first time he comes home and by the time i return, he’s cleared out again. (i imagine the sas keep themselves particularly busy with the affairs of other countries 💀) anyway. we don’t meet for a while and when we do i think it’s a quite silly scenario where, because i’ve gotten so used to the house next door being vacant, i like leaving my windows and blinds open because the only direct view into my house is through his (and the other neighbour’s, but i keep those blinds closed when i have to. decency is a thing after all)

and i think soap comes home particularly late one night and wakes well into the morning to the shock (and delight) of his life when he looks over to find his new neighbour prancing around in a state of undress that is very surely only meant for the eyes of oneself and one’s lovers. (i’m imagining slinky pyjamas that under no circumstances should a STRANGE MAN ever see unless i want him to.)

anyway i think he takes the open window as a sign that i’m coming on to him (idk where tf he gets this idea) and whistles and gives ME the shock of MY life when he leans out to say something crass. i hate him.

i was talking to raen about this (miss raen i’m so sorry you have to deal with my brainrot) but anyway i think it immediately starts us off on the wrong foot because not only (haircut aside. but also. it’s kind of growing on me) is this man unfortunately attractive but he’s not given me the decency of allowing me to be quietly embarrassed!!! plus now i have to close my blinds!!! how rude of him!!!

anyway i think he’s the flirty neighbour who i refuse to entertain but it’s kind of hard to avoid him when he’s leaning over the fence to make conversation in the morning and ringing the bell to ask for a figurative cup of sugar cos he’s gone half the year and how’s a man supposed to keep a pantry stocked when it’ll go bad anyway! he’ll go shopping soon but surely his pretty little neighbour will help him in a pinch? (i was raised with decorum and i think despite living half the world away my parents would be furious if i refused. but he stays at the door while i go get whatever he needs)

ANYWAY. soap aside. thinking about the jay ro wedding last night (i saw your ask right before i went to bed) made me so wistful and lovesick thank you for giving me a chance to do that <333 here are some photos i reckon give me jay ro wedding vibes

:(( i love him and i love YOU i hope you’re doing well dear friend <33

[heystephen]

im not arguing anymore with anyone who doesn't have common sense on this app it clearly shows with your stupid ass posts responses im laughing here just so you know.

im eating a crunchy taco just so YOU know 🫵😠

[pupuyvs]

pupus back 🙌🏼🙏🏼 hope youre writers block wasnt too bad and i also hope you werent too hard on yourself either! your breaks should be as long as you need them to be cause your mental health is important 🙂‍↕️ (dont make me fight you on this 😠) and dont worry about us, we'll always be here for you 🫶🏼

ffy update was amazing (as all your updates are) jimin is a desperate down bad loser (i love it but seriously who accidentally sends the text 'i want you' like jimin pls i was so embarrassed for her and this is just a smau 😭😭😭), aaliyah is the right mix of delusional and rational fan (cant believe she texted jimin like that 💀😂 but in her defense jimin was crazy for that text), and her friend group be so chaotic i love it (you know chaotic friend groups are my fav and poor weesa and jake ya'll hella fine but your friend group be gay af so youre never catching a break)

cant wait til your next update. take care of yourself (or else 🫵🏼) youre the best 🩵🫶🏼

-🦖

yesssss hiiiiii i missed yalll 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

but dw my writers block wasnt too bad and i will take breaks if i need no worries ill just try not to make em that long again 😭😭😭 (though im glad yall will be here waiting)

im glad u liked the update i love writing loser jimin cause well…she is 😁😁 but have faith in the girl she will lock in (hopefully)

i will take care of myself as long as YOU 🫵 take care of yourself too 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ i look forward to ur next message 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[sonic-an-shadow]

Sonic, how does it feel to die, like, a million times. Literally like every other major adventure you go on you die or some terrible traumatic thing happens, then omg power of friendship (and sudden chaos emeralds) your way back to life and safety?

Honestly, you get use to it. 😒😒

It doesn't bother you as much as it did the first 50 times, after a while you get numb to it.🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ It still hurts, but it's pretty much routine at this point. 🙄🙄😑😑

....😨😨 That's actually sad. 😟😟

Meh. 😒😒

I'll try better at saving you before it gets out of hand. 😌😌

... 😒😒Coming from the guy who always need saving because he doesn't know how to land next to water, and not directly in it. 😒🙄😒

.... 😶😶THEY BE BIG LAKES OKAY!!! 😫😫

And rivers, and oasis. 😒😒✌

YOU KNOW WHAT, SAVE YOURSELF!!😠😠🫵🫵 Its not my fault that I can't swim. 😑😑

....😒😒 Or land next to it on DRY LAND. 😑😑

Leave me alone, Shads, not everyone is a hedgehog that can swim alright. ✋🙄😒😒

And not everyone can somehow fall into the very thing, that's dangerous to their well being. 😒😒

YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T NEED TO TAKE THIS ABUSE!!😡😡 I'M GOING TO THE STORE, ALONE!!! 😡😡

Jokes on you, I already didn't want to go to the store anyways. 😏😏

THEN YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT, HOW ABOUT THAT!!!😡😡🫵🫵

[ipegchangbin]

HI HI HI POOKIE WOOKIE‼️‼️ I JUST SAW ALL OF MY ASKS LMFAOOOAOOAKWJJSHWKIEJBE IM SO SORRY Z😭😔😭🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🛐😓😭🙏🙏🤧😢💥💥🔫🔫

BUT ANYWAAAYSSS‼️‼️😜😜🤪😝😩😫 POOOOKIE MY PUSSAY IS THROBBING AGAIN‼️‼️‼️😩😫😫😩😩😣😖😞🙁😕🤭🤭😰BC I KEEP IMAGINING BOYPUSSY HANNIE😻😻😍😣😖😞😩🥰DID I MENTION I LOVE PUSSY⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ I LOVE PUSSY IF U DIDNT ALRWADY KNOW‼️‼️😍😻😛😋😽😽 I WANNA EAT HANNIE OUT FOR DAAAYYYSSS‼️‼️😫😫🙏🙏😣😖🙌🤪😛😝😩🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🙌🙏🥰😫🫨🙌🙌🥴🥴😵‍💫 CAN U TELL WHO NY BIAS IS⁉️⁉️⁉️🤔🤔🫣🤨🤨🧐😏😏😏 ITS HANNIE‼️😝😝😛😍😩🙌 THAT WAS TOYALLY NOT OBVIOUS AT AAAALLL 😁😁🥰🥰😻😻😻

POOKIE THANK U FOR THE FOOD‼️‼️🥹🥹🥹🙏🙏🧎‍♀️🙌😩😋😋😋💕💕BC U LITERALKY ADDED EVERYTHING THT I LOVE INTO ONE SINGLE FIC‼️😩😩😩😝😋🤭🤭🥰 LIKR I LOVE HANNIE‼️‼️💕 I LOVE PUSSY‼️‼️‼️😝😋I LOVE VIBRATORS‼️‼️🧎‍♀️🥴😖🫨I LOVE DACRYPKYIIA‼️‼️😻😻🤭I LOVE SQUIRTING‼️‼️😩😝🥴😵‍💫 I LOVE OVERSTIM‼️😫🥴🤧😵🤩 I LOVE MEAN READER‼️‼️‼️‼️😣🙁🤭😵😍 LIIIKKREEEEEEB OH EM GEE Z‼️ HOW DO U KNOW ME SO WELL⁉️⁉️⁉️😟😧😵😵‍💫😲😱😱😱😱 IM UNWELL🥵🥵😤😫😳 I READ THIS LIKKE FIFTY5️⃣0️⃣✋👌 THOUSAND💯💯💯TIMES BC IT WAS JUST THAT GOOD‼️🥵😻😋💕🤧 LIKE IM IN LOVE‼️😻 IM IN LOVE WITH YOU‼️😘😘💕💕💕 IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR WRITING‼️‼️🤭✍️📝🖊️IM IN LOVE WITH HANS PUSSY‼️‼️😼😼😻😸 I NEED MY FACE 🗣️🗣️IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS AT ALL TIMES‼️🦵🗣️👅💦🦵

WDYMMMM UR GONNA KEEP MY DERANGED THOUGHTS IN A BOOKLET⁉️⁉️⁉️😨😰😥😱🤯😭 HOW DARE U⁉️⁉️😡😠🤬😡🤬😡😡 HOW DARE U FLATTER ME THIS WAY⁉️⁉️🤬🤬🤬🤬 U GOT ALL SHYY POOKIEEE 😽😿👉👈🤭🫣WDYYMMMMM LOVELY ISNT ENOUGH AS AN ADJECTIVE⁉️⁉️😧😧😀 IM SO TOUCJED Z 😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕WHAT THE HELL‼️‼️😾😠🤬 IM SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE☝️1️⃣ GIVING COMPLIMENTS‼️‼️‼️ NOT U 🫵😠WHO SAID U WERE ALLOWED TO GOVR ME COMPLIMENTS WHAT THE HELL Z‼️‼️🤬🤬😡😡😾

AND POOKIE UR WORDS ARE NOT SILLY⁉️⁉️😡😡🤬🤬😡🤬 THIS IS SOME HIGH TIER S CLASS (hehe get it?😏😏) WRITING LIJE IVE NEVER READ SOMETHING THAT MADE MY PUSSY THROB THAT MUCH‼️😩😩🥵😵💦 IVE NEVRT READ SOMETHIGN THAG MADE ME NUT THAT HARD‼️‼️🥜🌰🥜💦 LIKE POOKE UR WRITING HAS GOTTEN ME BRICKRF🧱🧱TF UP☝️🆙⬆️WHAT YHE HELL‼️‼️😾 IVE NEVER READ SOMETHING THAT MADE ME REREAD IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN ONE SITTING IM LITERALLY SO MF WET RN‼️‼️😩💦🌊🌊🥜

AND YES IM FUCKING EXCITED OVER THE PORN THT U DREW‼️‼️‼️😩🤭😛😝🥵 BC ITS PUSSY‼️‼️😼😼😼😻 ITS HANS PUSSY‼️‼️😩😻😻😻🙀 JM SO FLATTERED THAT THIS IS A FLEX TO U‼️‼️💕🥹 LIKE U DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I ZOOMED UP ON THAT PUSSY😸😻 AND FUCKING DROOLED🤤🤤🤤😮‍💨 AT THE SIGHT👁️👁️ LIKE POOKIE I ALMOST LICKRD MY SCREEN😰😰☝️

YES YES YES PLS CALL HANNIE‼️‼️ THATS MY NUMBER TWO#️⃣2️⃣✌️ POOKIE RIGHT THERE U BEING THE FIRST OFC DUUUHHHHHHH #️⃣1️⃣☝️🥇🥇HE SHOULD BUY ME AND HIM MATCJING PANTIES THAT WOULD BE SAUR CUTEEEEEE 😻😻😻💕😩‼️IM GONNA MAKE SURE HIS PANTIES ARE ABSOLUTELY RUINEEEDDD🤤🙀😼💪💪 LIKE TO THE POINT U CANT MF SALVAGE IT‼️‼️😮‍💨😝IM GONNA TOUCH HIS PRETTY CLIT OVER TEH FABRIC‼️ IM GONNA TOUCU HIS PRETTY CLIT UNDER THE FABRIC‼️ IM GONNA TOUCH THAT MF PRETTY CLIT‼️‼️‼️😻😍😍😍😝 MY HANDS ARE NEVER LEAVING IT🙅‍♀️👎❌ LIKR I LOVE CLITS SO MUCH😝🤪😋🤩😣 I LOVE HIS CLIT😩😫😫 I LOVE CLITS🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡I WANNA SUCK THEM I WANNA TOUCH THEM I WANNA PRESS A VIBRATOR UP TO IT‼️ OMG VIBRATORS 🤯🤯😱😱😱I LOVE VIBRATORS😡😡🤬🤬😡😡🥵 ESPCEILALY ON CLITS😋😋🥰🥰😍☺️ VIBRATORS ARE THE BEST THINGS TO EVER EXIST‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I GIVE MY SINCEREST THANKS TO THE INVENTOR OF THE VIBRATOR WHOEVER THEY ARE 🙏🙏🧎‍♀️❤️❤️🥰😘😻

AND YES POOKIE‼️‼️‼️ PLS DRAW IT NO PRESSURE🙅‍♀️❌ BUT LIKE IM A HORNY😈🦄🦏🙏🔥💦 FUCK SO LIKEEE…………PLS🙏🙏🙏🙏🧎‍♀️ I NEED TO SEE THAT HANNIE PUSSY AGAIN‼️‼️🤬🤬😡😡😩😩😭😭😖😣😣😢 IM LITERALLY GROWLING AND DROOLING LIKE A RABID DOG🐕🐕👹👹👹👹👹👹IM SOOOO FUCKING FERAL RN Z WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLL‼️‼️‼️😩😣👹👹

YES POOKIE U CAN CALL ME POOKIE TOO‼️‼️😻🥰🥰🥹🥹❤️❤️WE CAN BE EACH OTHERS POOKIES‼️‼️🥰🥰🥰 I CAN BE UR POOKIE ANON‼️‼️😻🙏🥰😋😍🔥 BUT ANYWAYS POOKIE IM SO FLATTERED TO BE RECEIVING UR THANSK🥹🥹🥹🥹💕💕 LIKE WHAT WHY AM I BEING THANKED⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🤨🤨🤨🤨 WHAT DID I DOOOOO⁉️⁉️⁉️���😰😰😱😱😨🙀 IM JUST SPILLING ALL OF MY DERANGED THOTS TO U WITH ZERO0️⃣ DECENCY 😰😥😓😫😩😣😖

NOOOOOO Z I LOVE UU MORE😡😡😡🤬🤬😡😠😡😤 I LOVE U THE MOREST MOSTEST‼️‼️🤬 AND IS THAT BOOKET FOR MEEEEE⁉️⁉️⁉️🥹🥹🥹🥹 THANK U ‼️‼️😭😭😭😢💕I LOVE PINK BTW 💕💕LIKE PINK FLOWRRS🌸🌺💘💝🌷 PINK PUSSIES😸👅🫦💗🩷PINK IN GENERAL 💕💗💖💞💓💘💝🩷 BUT THANK YOUUUUUU POOOOKIE‼️‼️🥹💓💓💕 HERE R MY FLOWERS FOR UUUUU💐💐🌺🌹🌸🌷🌻🌼🪻🌷🌺💐💐💐🌺🌻🌺🌸🌼🪻🪷🪷🪷🌻🌷🌺💐💐🪻🌸🌼💐💐🌼💐🪷🌺🌹🌻💐💐🌻🌷🌺🌹

AND OOOHHHHH MMMYYYYY GOOOODDDDD Z‼️‼️HAVE MY HANDS‼️‼️‼️🖐️🤚🤲🙌👐PAINT THEM💅💅‼️‼️‼️THEYRE GONNA BE THE WORSTEST NAILS THT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN UR LIFE BC I FUCKING LIVE LIKE A LITERAL ANIMAL😀😀😀😀😀⁉️⁉️‼️ BUT THANK YOU POOKIE I WOULD LOVE A HANNIE BOYPUSSY DESIGN WITH HIS CLIT ON MY THUMB‼️💅🌝🌝 BUT I MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY LICK MY THUMB THINKING ITS THE REAL DEAL⁉️⁉️😰😨😨😫😩😰😱😓😪🤧

AND EKIAJSKJSUWNSMZ A HANNIE HEART FOR MEEEE⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️FOR EMEEEEEEEE⁉️⁉️⁉️🥹🥹🥹🥹 WHAT‼️ Z WHAT THE HELL‼️‼️‼️😩😫😩🥹🤧😰 TWM JSKAJMWBW W HAT THE FCUK POOKIE ‼️‼️😩😩😫😟😣😖HES SO CUTE‼️🥹🥹🥹💕💕💕 THE SPARKLY EYES😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔 TEH LITYLE BLUSH😩😫😭🥹THE MOLE😩😩😩😫😫💕💕💕💔💔😭😭‼️🥹THE HEART💔💔💔💔💕💕💕💕💕💕😖😫🤧THE HAIR‼️‼️‼️😩EVERYTHING SI SO CUTGEEEE🥹😫😫💕💕‼️ SHKANSUJWKSIHWMNWJS IM SO IN LOVE WITH U POOKIE‼️‼️‼️💕💕💕💕🥹

anyways brb devouring hannie’s boyclit at the moment🤭😋😋💦

😭 long ask warning

THANK YOU SO MUCH POOKIE? gosh idek how to reply its taken me a bit because i genuinely dont know how to respond??! im forever grateful for this!!!

yk after i deal with my last stretches of uni for the year AND finish my pending wips i might treat u to more hannie stuff 😋 i keep saying this but specialllll shoutouts to mei bc they are the one who keeps motivating me to make stuff lmao and they asked for this hannie boypussy thing. then my dick ran with it. THEN IT REACHED YOU?!?! MEANT TO BE METHINKSSSS

OUUUU PLS serving u with the art was so fun tbh so im very glad u liked it IM GLAD U LIKED THE FIC AT ALL AHAHAHA ur enthusiasm drives me to create and ID LOVE TO KEEP HEARING FROM U POOKIE ANON GOD U MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD EVEN IF IM Going Thru It

go fuck up them clit nails and finger hanji’s pretty pussy with them 😋😋 PINK BOOKET FOR U MY LOVELY! HOPE URE ALWAYS HAVING A GREAT DAY‼️ I LOVE U DOWN i hope u never get neutered so u can be just as insane as me

[mint-ty]

Getting to Know Me

Thank you @zadig-of-fate for the tag✨️this was fun ☺️

three ships:

actually four - classics of Bojere, modern classics of Jance, modern fiction of Jere/Nace (both sweethearts that would immediatelly go off the rails, why not 😳) and Jere/Allu's Dad (listen! It would be completely harmless, very hilarious and absolutely annoying to everyone around them 😂 exactly Jere's cup of tea. Actually! I could even pull it to the same universe: Bojan calling Jere "I leave you for a week and you get on with some bald uncle???!" And Jere all like "🥺 if you come to Finland I say sori better 😚". Meanwhile Allu is desperately looking for that girl who had a sign in EuroTour saying she has 10k and wants to take Allu away)

first ship:

Hellsing - Alucard x Integra (I thought it was a straight ship. I don't think so anymore)

last song:

Proti Toku - JO

last film:

Rocky Horror Picture Show (in a cinema!)

currently reading:

Besides everything on AO3? "History of Finland" and "Winter War" (I like to hyperfixate.. 🫥 p.s. if anyone has good recs for Slovenia related history topics, I'm all ears)

currently watching:

Walls. Just walls. (And daily 5 hours of tiktok)

currently consuming:

no question, everything about the green gremlin. Brainrot is only getting worse...

currently craving:

Licorice. Or that lemon yoghurt would be nice too (that is still sold out in my town!!! 😠)

Not tagging anyone but if you finished reading up to here and haven't yet done this - your turn 🫵🤨

[descenderintofantasy]

I swear I'm not trying to bombard you with asks. I just re-watched the first three Descendants and got around to seeing RoR for the first time recently, so I've got a bit of brainrot, lol.

So, just a little follow to your post about Harry having a confidence boost about being good enough for Uma because he's the son of the Queen of Hearts and a possible lord. I feel like Bridget would funnily have would have a reverse Uno of this.

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Bridget: What makes you think that you're good enough for my son? You're a high-school principle and he's a PRINCE. AND. MY. SON

Uma: First of all, your "majesty" I am a pirate Captain before I am a principal. Secondly, Harry and I have been in a relationship for years, and before that, Captain and First Mate, before even that, best friends since we were kids. And that all started in a place where even thinking the word "love" would have you labeled the easiest possible target.

Uma: So, if you think for even one second, that all of that is going to stop just because you've got a problem with me, well, then you're madder than your Hatter friend

*Uma vs. Bridget staredown*

Harry: UMA!!! You love me??😍❤️💓💝💞❤️💘 I love you too!!!!💕❣️💖❤️💞🥰🤭😘 *Bear hugs her*

Uma: *fond eye roll* Harry, you know I love you. We literally told each other this this morning; like we've been doing every morning for like the past four years

Harry: Still🥰💓💖💕❣️💞❤️❣️💘💝❤️💖

Bridget:

Bridget: Well, I SUPPOSE that I could tolerate you for my son

Uma: *still in Harry's arms* How thoughtful of you

Bridget: *behind Harry's back* 😠🫵🧑💔=😵🪓

Uma: 😒

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I got SUPER carried away here. Hopefully, it was a little funny. Sorry to keep bothering you.

Don't apologize, I love your 'Heart Hooklings' asks! :D

Now then: Lol! Again I love it! XD I mean in some ways you can see Bridget's coming from. To her, one-minute Harry was three and the next he's nineteen with a girlfriend and an honest job. She just wants the little boy she can't get out of her head as her son, she's still adjusting to the fact that Harry isn't a toddler any more. Also let us not forget that Uma is the niece of the person who made Bridget's life hell at one point. So part of her is probably thinking, 'Is this another of Uliana's scheme's to break MY heart by breaking my SON'S with her niece?'

But on the other hand: YES UMA! You stand up for your guy! No one comes between you and Harry, not even his mother

The only thing that would have made it better is that if Uma had added the line Uma: Not withstanding the fact that principle isn't actually even my highest rank. If you wanna get technical I am also an alanticain Princess being the daughter of Ursula and the granddaughter of a God. Harry and I are more than equals, actually.

But I guess that sounds a bit too braggy for Uma huh? :D

Thanks for the message :D