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Disregard my previous post, @sillytozer. We on Terror are going to have a day of extermination.

NOBODY HURTS MY THOMAS. *cocks pistol* NOBODY.

hour ??? of the shrinkening log:

the rival rats beat me up because of my eyes…

they said squeak squeak squeak faggot squeak squeak blue eyed demon

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Rats breed, Mr. Tozer, and in the belly of the ships they have the perfect space to do so. In a few generations they may have their own language.

As for who’s feeding them… Mr. Goodsir, I believe, has a soft spot for the creatures. I cannot altogether blame him.

So long as they carry no disease, they are… almost cute?

Do not worry, Mr Tozer. As you said, we have bigger problems…

Is anyone going to address the rat problem on the ship??? I get we have bigger things to worry about but is no one concerned about how there seems to be getting MORE rats?? While we are in the ARCTIC?? WHO is feeding them???

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https://pin.it/6D0OYj7li

All due respect Captain, how do you NOT get jumpscared by this every morning

-AAH!

…Ahem. Usually the light is not so harsh. Usually his eyes merely twinkle, ‘stead of… glowing out like search beams as in this photograph.

But to answer your question, sailor, I greet Mr Jopson daily with a slight uptick in my heart rate for altogether different reasons.

I… like looking at him, actually. I don’t know where he’s gotten off to now.

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@asleepmottley I am going to wring your fucking neck

Last night, as I was in my cups, I did not have the strength of will to respond to this succinctly. I will do so now.

Those posts are taken completely out of context, Mr Hickey, and contain nothing incriminating.

Just because I (occasionally) dreamed of Captain Fitzjames in compromising positions does not mean anything more than the fact that the Arctic is deteriorating all our minds. Nothing more. To dream of a beautiful woman is not at all strange, even if it is not talked about in polite company— though I see neither you, Ms. Ash nor Mr. Hickey are polite company.

If you continue disrespecting my authority as captain, I will have no other choice but to recommend lashings for the both of you. (I do not care if you are in England, Ash, I will bloody well find a way.)

And finally, @sirjohnfranklin, I urge you, captain to captain: do not give Mr. Hickey any more authority. If he has such little respect for higher ranks already, imagine how he will come to treat you in time.

😠😠😡

Because your captain fucking hates me or something, I'm giving you, the person he'd probably not want this information to go to despite being on his public tumblr, these screenshots of his weird almost psychosexual posts about the commander of the Erebus

He will probably get more angry at me, but I don't care at this point, he's stuck in the middle of nowhere on a boat and I'm at my house back in England so he can't do much

Well what do we have here?

Ooooooooooh Captain…..you’ve really done it now. I knew those binoculars were suspicious.

@franciscrozierofficial Do you know what date it is? It’s a Wednesday. We once shared a drink on a Wednesday. And look who has the dog shit in his hands now.

*Ahem*

Day Three of Woman Spotting

@sirjohnfranklin I have more information than just WOMEN this time Commander. This conspiracy goes deeper than we could have possibly imagined.

It seems I’m the only one you can trust <3 *bats eyelashes* power? power…? pls?

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Careful, Lady Jane.

*eyebrow raise* Much more of this and you won’t be able to call me a drunkard anymore without the sin of hypocrisy bearing down on your soul. 🥃

when will my husband return from war *hiccup* 🍷🥂

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@ltgeorgehodgson if this is you George… then by god you really do need to lay off the whiskey (and that’s coming from me 😂)

ah... yes. an officer i am indeed. er... come to the lieutenants' cabins. not the 1st lieutenant and not the 3rd lieutenant either.....

goodness. i really need to lay off the whiskey.

On my way rich boy~

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…I am in fact familiar with that sea dog’s tale and will NOT be attempting to perform it.

You will not be getting anywhere near my arse in that state, Thomas. 😠

You better pray no one on terror knows “one steward one jar”

Oh,

the Captain knows.

Intimately.

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What the devil-?!

—Alright gentlemen, who put Mr. Jopson in a jar? 😡😡

*muffled*

SIRS, HELP!

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That was probably me, lieutenant. I’ve been calling for Jopson but he isn’t answering. I’ve had to dress myself this morning. Feel like a midshipman again. 😠

*muffled*

SIRS, HELP!

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@asleepmottley sailor, you are out of order bringing your complaints above my head.

I ought to have you lashed for insubordination. Sending a copy of my search history, articles searched in a moment of weakness, to Sir John is completely disrespectful, both to myself and to Sir John’s time.

I’d ask you to bring any further complains directly to me, Ms. Ash, but we both know I will from now on consider every breath you take as wasted air.

Consider me a “opp,” as the marines say, Ms. Ash.

And in said post I mistyped the word “James”. That was a type-Oh. You would do well to forget it.

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Only in what I assume is a choice of amorous location, lieutenant. Aren’t Goodsir’s quarters too cramped for you two to stretch out proper?

…Don’t answer that ha ha. I don’t want to know 😂🥃🥃

Anonymous poll for official Terrors and Erebites only. No civilians.

Answer honestly. I’ll never know who picked what, men, this is just scientific curiosity.

Sincerely,

FRMC

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Are we not in the Discovery Service, John?

What, would you rather I go around with my hands clapped over my eyes so I wouldn’t see you and Goodsir frigging in the orlop when Mr. Hickey’s not there?

😂😂 no privacy on a ship like this, lieutenant.

Just be glad I made the poll anonymous, and be doubly glad Mr. Jopson and I are discreet with our own affairs. 🥃.

Anonymous poll for official Terrors and Erebites only. No civilians.

Answer honestly. I’ll never know who picked what, men, this is just scientific curiosity.

Sincerely,

FRMC

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*pulls away* Thomas. Thomas, listen to me….

If I ever ask for another steward… I want you to take my compass and tools for magnetic readings and use them to fucking euthanize me

(*kiss mwah kiss kiss with tongue*)

POINT OF VIEW:

you are my steward and I am inviting you to my chambers to perform bedroom acrobatics after many hours of day drinking and of staring at the ice contemplating the depths of the human soul

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POINT OF VIEW:

you are my steward and I am inviting you to my chambers to perform bedroom acrobatics after many hours of day drinking and of staring at the ice contemplating the depths of the human soul

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What definition are we using for sodomy 👀

Intercourse between men or masculine-type sailors.

Ask @jbridgens if you need any more specifics than that. Christ knows I’d get court martialled if I went into detail. Ha ha!

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Anonymous poll for official Terrors and Erebites only. No civilians.

Answer honestly. I’ll never know who picked what, men, this is just scientific curiosity.

Sincerely,

FRMC

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@thomas-jopson, if you’ve finished knocking out Lieutenant Vesconte’s teeth, I would request your presence in my chambers for two issues.

For one thing my decanter is nearly empty.

For the second, so is my bed.

I suggest you remedy these issues, Mr Jopson. 😉 wink