#YOU GUYS ARE COWARDS
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Tim Stoker in a Wild West au, send tweet
#I need more gay cowboys in my life#I found one(1) western au on ao3 after like half an hour of searching#you guys are cowards#like cmon#jontim as cowboys?#itd be awesome#western timartin?????#SASHA?????#PLEAAAAASEEE#the magnus archives#tma#tma podcast#Tim stoker
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Why do none of you queers ship Laois and Senshi IM SO SERIOUS I WILL TAKE THESE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS
#like are you guys afraid of shipping masculine men together#are they not tumblr sexyman enough for yall#you guys are COWARDS#laois#senshi#dungeon meshi
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What is the point of old man Yaoi if none of them are experiencing male pattern baldness ?
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People on this website will talk about their "old man" from their shows and then that old man will be Ben Barnes or something and I'm like 🙃🙃🙃
#please an 'old man' has to AT least be in their 50's#even then that's pushing it#you guys are cowards#when you say old#they better be on a pension
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I'm so sorry for my sister who unwisely decided to tell me at midnight that there was Cats (2019) on the TV and had to listen to me rant for the next two hours.
#I'm a CG artist who likes musicals#I had THINGS TO SAY#not gonna lie I found some parts weirdly charming#and I don't mean just skimbleshanks#the nightmare cat design stopped bothering me after a while#but the bad cgi was still terrible I feel so sorry for the artists#nobody wants to deliver something like that#it means they REALLY had no time#the sets scale drove me insane#but some numbers worked! the jellicle ball was kinda good!#but it sort of made it worse#I can see it COULD have worked#it could've been really cool actually#but we got this instead#mistoffelees I'm so sorry#ALSO WAIT I'M NOT DONE WHY IS GRIZABELLA HOT#SHE'S A PRETTY ACTRESS WITH PERFECT MAKE UP SHE'S JUST DRESSED SHABBILY#YOU GUYS ARE COWARDS#YOU COULDN'T EVEN STAND TO GIVE HER RUNNY MAKE UP#COWARDS I SAY#sunny blabbers#cats 2019
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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met
#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the#Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men#E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER#H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too#H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens#H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour#E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly#H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST#E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S#H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS#E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY#Epic the musical#Epic odysseus#The odyssey#odysseus#Homer#Greek mythology#Jorge rivera-herrans#nuclear war speaks
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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms
#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE#my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy#despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital#if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners#but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure#on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser#and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise#opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union#though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals#to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel#still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it#but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful#thats cus hes not conventionally attractive#cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk
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Jimmy tries so hard to not let Anya haunt his narrative but she is his narrative and he hates that.
Everything loops back to what he did to her and every hallucination, action and choice he makes or does directly goes back to her and he deserves that strife. She persisted and spoke up and he hates her for it. He can erase her but not her presence over them and that’s the best type of ghost.
#like yes he tries to dehumanize her but in that he things of all the ways she is human and all his fears culminate in what he is too much of#a coward to admit he’s done#cause Anya is not characterized through him but the interaction with curly so when it is just her and Jimmy you can see what he’s trying to#strip away vs what she had and in this essay I will#I love Anya so much like guys I’d go save her specifically like pls she deserves more#anya mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing anya#mouthwashing jimmy#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing
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sorry but Jaime Lannister’s characterisation is so funny to me. yes I tried to kill your eight year old but I draw the line at paying people to do my killing for me. you better believe if I want a third grader dead I will do the child murder myself. preferably with a sword so I can look him in the eye while he dies by my blade
#lawful evil ass guy#actually nobody did lawful evil like him#pre character development I guess#jaime lannister#asoiaf#acok#Léa reads asoiaf#Léa talks#got#something something that post that’s like Jaime lannister would be anti gun but for unhinged reasons. like if you want someone dead you#should be able to best him in combat without a coward’s weapon
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A little different than last year's, but here we are again. To say that this past year hasn't been absolutely wild would be a lie, cause HOLY SHIT MAN
This year's birthday is. A little different for me, but you already have the silly comic to show that so I won't make like a broken record oops
But, despite the changes and hills that life's decided I should climb or throw at, it hasn't changed the fact that I'm so genuinely fucking thankful to the people that I've known since joining this fandom. I'm not even kidding when I say that being here has actually changed my life for the better. I know I said something similar last year, but this time, hoo boy it sure turned up the AMP and test how far I could go.
So, to everyone, both new and old; thank you for being here :D
@garbagechocolate @darkxsoulzyx @smoljeanius @bunmuffin @skizabaa
@tuzesdays @sleepykas @fernzwing @kandidandi @starsketchez
@just-a-drawing-bean @notdysfunk @ilsole @amberluvsbugs @cloudyvoid
@nomsthecat @alfinefalf @nosleepygay @theblog-with-thestuff
@cacaocheri
(Edit: ty kibbits for informing me of the. Fuck ass tagging system)
AND TAGGING OTHERS BECAUSE. POINTS. BONKS WITH HEAD. GETTING TO EITHER INTERACT OR TALK OR WHATEVER IS ALWAYS A DELIGHT
@ohno-the-sun @kibbits @ink-yy @saltyfryz @kaprisvn
@hierba-picante @sunny-sophies-garden @cookiiemancer @sneeblbop @justaduckarts
@pepethehumanz @crystalmagpie447 @woolysstuff @mocha-illustrates @duhsty1
@sanchensky @pillowspace @victarin @witherfide
[I DEFINITELY GOT SONAS WRONG AND THESE AREN'T ALL THE SILLY PEOPLE I KNOW BUT IM SITTING HERE AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING JUST KNOW YOU'RE THERE IN SPIRIT HANDING YOU ALL POPTARTS WAUGH]
#nebula art and doodles#should. i even count it as that-#nebula birthday time#fuck it birthday tag go brrr#also if i. didnt tag you it is 100% because i'm. a fucking coward <33 and am not sure if you'd like to be tagged in a silly thing like this#(or i don't. know you. that also but shaky thumbs up)#god. this year has been. insane dawg#my goofy ass going through canon events like it's a buffet /silly#jokes aside#the fact that im still like. here. right here#posting or reblogging goofy shit#still in the process of making my fic (i prommy im working on it)#and just. managing to make friends with people despite shit happening#it's so wild to me#i know for some people i've tagged we either haven't talked that much or haven't talked in awhile#and to that i say#fuck it we ball /j#but seriously it's. honestly bc getting to interact with you guys at all makes or has made my day that much brighter#even if it's been awhile like i mentioned or for whatever reason#this is. getting long as hell and i need to go to bed oops#anywhooooo#gotta go fast or some shit#OH- and thank you all so much for. almost 3k. holy shit#where the fuck did you all COME FROM HOW DID WE GET HERE#big heart emojis and sending love to you all#thank you so much
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saying naruto is possessive will get some people mad as if that’s bad and sasuke wouldn’t like that. if sasuke knew about naruto going four tails to orochimaru at that bridge he would be turned on.
#you guys are just cowards#narusasu#sns#sasunaru#naruto#sasuke#uzumaki naruto#uchiha sasuke#naruto textpost#bella.txt
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after having seen stranger things 3 AT LEAST three times, one scene that always hurts to watch is when Steve is getting tortured by the Russians bc it's played off as a comedic bit to I guess add some levity to what is obviously a dark subject matter but like
LOOK AT HOW SCARED HE IS.
I get it, sure. the "uss butterscotch" line is funny but I hate how it's used to completely breeze past what Steve is going through. we know that in season 3 Steve had just graduated so he couldn't be older than 18 and he's being BEATEN for information he doesn't have. you can see the pure fear in his eyes and it breaks my heart every time.
also crazy how this has just never been addressed since?????
#hopefully my point is coming across here#let steve harrington cry you cowards#can you guys tell i like steve harrington?#stranger things#steve harrington#joe keery#stranger things 3
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yeah yeah, jason todd’s dip in the ecto-lazarus pit changed something in him irrevocably, enough that he feels a resonance with fellow living-dead danny we’ve all been there
but you know who else has been killed and was revived by the lazarus pit? another member of the batfamily, a fellow hero, world class fighter, stubbornly believes in second chances and redemption? cassandra motherfuckin’ cain
#WRITE HER IN YOU COWARDS!!!!#dpxdc#dcxdp#cassandra cain#danny fenton#shes SO cool shes SO interesting. she holds herself to impossible standards she was killed by her brother whom she tried to save#shes ruthless and relentless and she projects onto every killer she sees hyperempathetic#and the whole fight that kills her shes like LET ME HELP YOU PLEASE#please read batgirl (2000) if you guys like fucked up resurrection stuff and parents bring evil and defiance of fate you’ll love cass#kipthought
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a little family
#buddy daddies#my art#doodles#sometimes a family is an two misfit assassins and the daughter of the guy you offed and thats a okay#but lets not talk about that#we love healing in this house and how do you heal if not after suffering#reis journey through depression and kazukis journey through grief#what 1 little girl does to a man#its 5 am all i can offer are doodles but i love them very much#i know we do reasonably get to call them cowards for not making it gay (esp at the end bc come on)#but i do love whatever relationship they have going becuase theyre just. Thats marriage babe....#theyre not going to be doing any dating with that committment that is the most domestic ass setting ive ever seen#everyone and their mother assumes theyre married/dating and doesnt even question it because theres NO QUESTION T O ASK#only the people involved apparently dont know theyre married#ok nvm they were cowards for not making it gay. but again. theyre clearly married your honor. theyre just a little stupid
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Just wanted to redraw a few screenshots and then I got awfully carried away ꜜ Close uuuups ꜜ
I was going to apologize for always being part of weird fandoms. I was thinkng to myself "wow you really do have shit tastes in fiction" but then I figured out
It's not that I don't enjoy good fiction, I have recently binge watched all of Mamoru Hosoda's movies, which are all really brilliant. But here's the thing, I watch it, I go "yup, that was great" and then I'm satisfied with myself and I never talk about it ever again
You know what has gotten me to yap and rant for the past 12 years of my life though ? Total Drama.
And all things considered : The reboot was alright !
#td zee#td damien#td shawn#td jasmine#td bridgette#td bowie#td julia#td alejandro#td b#td scott#td fang#okay td fandom how tf do you guys tag your shit i don't want anyone to get spoiled eerrr#spoilers#total drama reboot spoilers#total drama island 2023#tdi 2023#total drama 2023#tdwt#tdroti#tdpi#screenshot redraw#my art#art challenge#also td reboot “look we made gay characters they say the words ”gay“ and ”bi“ on screen and vomit rainbows” you fking cowards#you make the evil lesbians hold hands but not kiss??? im going to go on a bloody rampage
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people whose posts where they’re bitching and complaining accidentally get into tag searches because tumblrs tag system is stupid and will drag every mention of a tag onto that tag’s search: i forgive you. and i love you. your post made me mad but that is your right to post on your blog. that is your Hater’s Sanctuary and it is just unfortunate that our paths have crossed like this.
people who bitch and complain and then put posts directly in the tag on purpose: i’m going to get you.
#moth flies#if i see another goddamn post in the b*llf*rd tag (notice how i am using asterisks so it doesn’t appear in the tag?)#about people complaining about some ‘you guys’ monolith#not wanting to write about how ‘the man kisses the triangle’ and ‘humanizing him like cowards’#i am going to SCREAM.#because it’s like#i think triangle form is more exciting too! this is true!#i think that measuring his angles can be explored!#i have headcanons on how his anatomy works for kissing and beyond that!#but people who literally just post about people having fun with gijinkas are so. UGH#oh you like the triangle better? you think people are ‘cowards’ for not writing about the triangle exclusively 100% of the time?#should we throw a party? should we tell bella hadid.
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