#YOU DON'T GET IT

[dogd0m-charlie]

normalize doms (NOT SWITCHES) who say things like "okayy :3" and "YAYYY YIPPEEE" and kick their feet and jump up and down and make little noises outside of sex

[eyelessfaces]

do it for oscar isaac with a mustache.

[didnt-hear-idsb-live-again]

GOOD MORNING MY FAN MERCH IS NOT ONLY IN ROLLING FUCKING STONE BUT IT'S THE ONLY SWIFTIE ITEM MENTIONED AND IT IS F I R S T AND IT'S NOT JUST A MINDLESS LISTICLE THEY WROTE NICE THINGS ABOUT ME

[hooned]

jake for orange flower 🍊💐

[sky-is-the-limit]

I'd lick clean all sweat and dirt from her body like it's the best fucking gelato and I ain't ashamed of it.

(art credits to the righful owners)

[acecroft]

TOMB RAIDER: LEGEND (2006) dev. Crystal Dynamics

[localguy2]

Absolutely love how Bungie threw in 1 random Hive Gaurdian that's just chilling around trying to do good despite her Ghost being out of its mind, and the Community collectively loses its shit and makes her the fan favourite within 1-2 days, in the process replacing other fan favourite characters who've had years of build up and attention.

[keepofkandrakar]

me: oh, i'm fine!

my brain: claire has had at least AN awareness of morgana since "roaming fees may apply" when she turns around before entering trollmarket and looks around the canal and she's like "i thought i felt something" when she's asked if she's alright and then we pan to angor rot hiding on the bridge looking at them - keep in mind this is BEFORE team trollhunter knows of angor's existence - then when claire ends up getting the shadow staff from angor rot in the shadow realm it literally GLOWS IN HER HANDS AND YOINKS HER OUT OF THE SHADOW REALM LIKE IT BELONGED TO HER OR SOME SHIT????? AND THEN SHE MASTERS IT IN LIKE A WEEK??????? and let's not forget the infamous power portal she conjures in the season 2 finale bc i'm sorry but the power of friendship and sheer willpower alone could not have been what lets her survive that shit ton of magic. also: she's getting flashes of memories when morgana took over her to remove the protective sigils in early season 3??? when it's implied morgana has full control over her body when she's asleep???? and then girl full on expels the KEY TO CAMELOT'S DOWNFALL from her body in A SINGLE NIGHT (her friends bring her spirit back yes but still the power is hers) and reclaims the shadow staff with a GLYPH CIRCLE????? and in the final battle we get a solid ten seconds of claire and morgana ALONE in the SHADOW REALM and we have NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING DOWN IN THERE--

[starzknight]

Black butler fanart?! On this blog? Hehe

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[dollypopup]

Penelope did nothing wrong

fuck you!!! Penelope did everything wrong!! She has made not 1 (one) good decision in the entirety of her life!!! And guess what?

she

still

wins

she wins! her husband is down bad obsessed with her, she'll mend her friendship with her bestie, she has a career, she marries into a rich, nice family!

Penelope Featherington girlfailed her way to victory! She's not for the peeps who are always making good choices and coming out on top. She's for me, for us messes, and it means so much to me that she fucks up and is loved dearly. Don't you dare take that away!

[sillygoofyqueer]

MDZS AU where the Xin Mo shards ended up in the burial mounds after Binghe disposed of them in the SVSSS universe. (We don’t know how he got rid of them after all, so who’s to say they didn’t end up elsewhere).

If WWX can turn an evil resentment sword into an undead controlling tally, surely he could develop a portal device out of Xin Mo too!

Wei Wuxian finding these obviously cursed, evil shards in the burial mounds, half out of his mind with hunger, pain and resentment: ...Oh, this will help make an excellent dramatic entrance- But absolutely!! I love the idea of the Wen being completely on guard from all sides, and then suddenly being attacked from inside, their lines ripped to shreds by a single man who has seemingly come back from the dead to destroy the Wen Sect out of vengeance. Rumours spread about the demonic cultivator who can tear through reality itself and will stop at nothing to make the ones who wronged him bleed for their sins. Nobody knows who he is, only that - as long as he's fighting the Wens - he isn't an issue to be dealt with. They have bigger things to worry about.

[h00kfangs]

THEY'RE SUCH COUSINS OMG I LOVE HOW STUPID THEY ARE

[withclawandvine]

you don’t hate winter half as much as katsuki, but being cooped up inside, surrounded by the constant cold and dark does weigh on you.

so in an attempt to keep busy, you decide to teach yourself how to knit or crochet. your first few projects are scarves and potholders with wavy edges and dropped stitches. but after countless hours of practice, your rows get tighter and neater. your projects become a bit more ambitious, until you've built the skill and confidence to try making katsuki a stocking hat. something to keep him warm on his commute or when he ventures out to the grocery store.

and even though you restart the black hat twice, the final product still looks painfully handmade, right down to the bright orange pom-pom stitched to the top.

still, rarely leaves the house without it.

he gets photographed on a slow news day — rosy nose tucked into the high collar of his coat, the hat pulled down to his eyebrows against the cold. if not for that trademark glower, it could've been anyone in the shot.

but everybody’s favorite curmudgeon is incredibly recognizable, so of course it goes viral.  

and when some annoying reporter later catches him on his way home and asks if he was teasing new hero merch, he just scowls at her and says, “it's a one of a kind.” 

[sunshinegallery]

Some of the lines that make people think Percy is stupid are dry, sarcastic comments and they just don't get it. He isn't the stupid one - it's you boo.

[brian-kinney-apologist]

louis not being able to block his thoughts resulting in dreamstat cockblocking loumand

[megane-sama]

When they...when they...and they....