#YOU CANT DO THIS TO MEEEEEE

[chaosandthe-deadblog]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH

[razbotz]

WHAT THE FUCK!1!1!1!1

[quietautumn]

ASRIEL????????????????????????????

[sabertoothwalrus]

I got food poisoning right as I read todays tigers update so it really really felt like I had a yaoi-induced category 10 tummy event

[frances525]

im about to go ape shit

what the shit

what the FUCK

YOU'RE FUCJIGN TELLING ME MAYOR THANIYEL'S SON IS DEAD???? WHAT THE SHIT THATS NOT COOL OH MY GODDD

HIS ASS WAS GONNA TAKR HIM TO THE HOSPITAL DONT TELL ME ONCE THEY REACH THERE BRAD'S ALREADY DEAD OGUFHFH IM GONNA END IT AALLLLL

[dinkdonkjoolian]

I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND HOW INSANE THIS IS I AM HIGH OUT OF Y ASS AMD I SEE THIS WTAF??????? IM LITERALLY TWEAKING TEH FUCK OUT OOMF. OOMF WTAF IM LOSING MY SHIT MY WHOLE DICK FELL OFF MY EYES POP OOUT MY HEAD AS HEARTS IMMA BE SICK BRO

hey... (kicking rocks and cans shamefully) saw you said smth about opening art reqs.... if i request lyle would taht be too stereotypical... if not.. draw him please and thank you oomfie 🩷

Smiles ... here u go buddy !! 4 my favorite oneyoomf

+ a couple bonus lyle drawings i've done over the year

[artsy-book]

mumbo k jumbo how am I supposed to feel normal about this

[pepa16]

REVERSE 1999 2ND STORY ENDING SPOILERS!!!

heart been brocken, heart been brocken so many times-

[arsenicflame]

(in general, removed from any specific au's where he needs to swim/not swim for Plot)

(personally, i think my stance is that he has some ability to keep himself afloat in calmer waters- on the shore or in a pool- but not in the way where its a particular skill. hes spend enough time dicking around in the shallows with Jack & Sam & Ed to know how to handle himself in water where he cant consistently reach the bottom, to feel comfortable cooling off by a waterfall, but is also keenly aware that if he goes overboard, even in relatively calm waters, being able to swim isnt going to do anything to save his life if a dinghy isnt sent. hes not gonna drown the second he's in the ocean or anything, but hes screwed if the waters a little too rough or its late or a raid and it isnt noticed before the ships a way away.)

[kurtmustdie]

i dont usually read fanfiction this is actyually the first time ive genuinely read more than half a chapter

im on chapter 6 yallll....

im

im at a loss for words the emotions im feeling right now i dont think theyre real

Time for a little self promotion since folks are gettin' kinda steamed about how Miguel's treated in the fandom and, unfortunately, the script.

Ahem.

Do you like Miguel? Do you wish he was less outrageously mean and more actually reasonable and more in-character to the comic? Do you want something without any "feral" stuff? Do you want him and Miles to be buddies because they should be and it's weird they're not?

Please let me introduce you to Mostly Intact!

“Are you a vampire?” he asked as the guy reached out to the bricks and grabbed on with his claws, heaving himself up with one arm to the wall. The guy didn’t even look at him, "No." “You have fangs. And claws. And - and red eyes!” Miles said, walking up the wall after him. “Spiders also have all of those things,” the guy said, flatly. “Spiders have red eyes?” The guy paused for a moment and then shrugged, “…Okay — eyes, I don’t know.” -- Miguel O'Hara finishes his gizmo before everything really pops off with Kingpin's collider and winds up on stranded on Earth-1610, hours after the death of Peter Parker. Miles Morales is looking for a new Spider-Mentor and, well, this one will have to do. Even if he's super weird.

The reviews are in!

So please enjoy reading my fanfic! Guaranteed weirdness free and canon divergent! My fanfic is good and you should read it.

[scopophobia-polaris]

I mean it's a poll about which you prefer not which is objectively better. Windwaker could be the best game ever made and tbh I'd still vote oot. Sorry

And yet, OoT isn't that great even coming from a dude obsessed with it 😭 Sorry

[trainingdummyrabbit]

my ass out here 'haha yea im not THAT fixated, i care a normal amount about this series' and then i see it out in th wild and cease being able to function for 15 straight minutes

[netherdevil]

unnormal vivilly dweller thoughts in my head

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

THE WAY I ABOUT JUMPED OUT OF MY SEAT WHEN I SAW THIS

SKYYYYY IM HUGGING AMD LOVING YOU BUT AT THE SAME TIME SHAKING YOU AND CRYING

WHEN LEO STARTED SINGING I SWEAR I ALMOST AUDIBLY SQUEALED AND THEN THE END OF ITTTTTT

Leo started to sing, hoping, if even for a single moment, to hear Danny interrupt him one last time...

SHUT UP DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY A RIVER??? RIGHT NOW????

Baby it's cold outside...

GUESS WHOS BACK BABY! FIRST STORY OF 2024 WOOOO!

Word cout: 937 (short I know, but it's what I could manage today :])

Leo was humming as he prepared himself some tea, a nice lemon tea with a bit of honey and sugar for sweetness.

"You know, lemon tea was alway my favorite, I'm a sucker for lemon stuff heh," that quote played in Leo's mind over and over as he stared down at the cup he was holding."

"She used to love lemon tea..." He thought back to the day he found this little fact about Danny. The day she first spent a night.

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It was a particularly cold December day. Leo had invited Danny over to the lair for a movie day with him. He was really just excited that she had agreed in the first place. He was setting up everything himself, making sure that it was just perfect. Leo kept thinking to himself, would Danny even like it? Does she like Jupiter Jim or does she hate it? Oh no what if she hates it?! All the movies he picked out would've been for nothing! His mind was really starting to race now, then it all came to a stop as he heard someone enter.

"Hey, anyone home? Leo?" Danny called out as she looked around, then she found Leo building a pillow fort. She smiled at the sight of the slider fumbling around before sitting in the fort like nothing happened at all.

"Hey Danny, didn't see ya there heh."

"Oh really? Cuz you just stared at me blankly for a moment before scrambling into the pillow fort," Danny teased Leo as she took a seat next to him, "so, what are we watching, Lee?"

"Oh uh- just some space movies I like, but if you don't like them we can change it to anything you want. I don't mind."

"Hm, well I like space and everything so come on, let's see how fun this night is gonna be," she smiled as she laid her head on Leo's shoulder, it sent a shiver through his body as his face went a bit pink with blush. He turned on a Jupiter Jim movie and so the movie day started.

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The two watched movies and chatted for hours until it was starting to get late. Danny and Leo were talking about some theories they had about the movies when her phone went off. It was an alert about a snow storm coming.

"Dammit.. sorry Leo, I know I said I would stay for a bit longer but I gotta run home before the storm hits," Danny then got up to go grab her jacket and throw it on, all whole Leo gave a small pout while staying on the couch.

"Come on, can't you stay the night or something? You can't walk home when a storm is about to hit anyways, what if you get caught in it? You're my best friend and the only one I got so I don't wanna see you getting sick. Got it, Dan?" Leo said as he looked back at Danny. She paused for a moment before caving and slipping off her jacket once more.

"You win this time, blue boy," Danny sighed as she fell back onto her spot on the couch.

"I win most of the time, witchy," Leo smirked, "make yourself comfy, I'm gonna go make some tea for us ok?"

Danny nodded as she looked for another movie to put on. After a few minutes she could hear Leo's faint singing coming from the kitchen, so of course she had to get up and check it out (who knows, it could be blackmail for later >:])

"I really can't stay, baby it's cold outside, I've got to go away, baby it's cold outside," Leo sang to himself as he made two cups of tea, a nice lemon tea with a bit of sugar and honey for sweetness. Danny smiled as she stood in the doorway listening to Leo sing whole thinking no one was there.

"You know," Danny started, making Leo jump and whip his head around to look at the witch standing behind him in the doorway. She then started to walk over, "lemon tea was always my favorite, I'm a sucker for lemon stuff heh." She took the cup off the table as she looked at Leo's embarrassed face. Danny couldn't help but giggle a bit before she kissed Leo's cheek. "Thank you, by the way, I really appreciate you making tea," she smiled as she took a sip.

"O-Oh! It was nothing really, j-just happy you like it," he spat out, his embarrassment turning into him getting flustered from the kiss on the cheek.

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Leo snapped back to reality, he then made another cup of tea. He walked down the halls of the resistance base to make his way outside, he passed several memorials, some of warriors who fought for the safety of others, some who worked back at base to make sure everyone was healthy and alive. Leo then stopped in front of one the writing on it had faded over the years, but was still somewhat readable.

"Danielle Hamato,

A loving mother, wife, and friend

18XX-20XX

May she rest in peace"

"Hi love.. I made some tea for you.." Leo mumbled as he set the cup of tea in the ground next to a pair of goggles, the lenses were cracked and even one was shattered. He then took a seat himself in front of the memorial. "I really can't stay... baby it's cold outside... I've got to go away... baby it's cold outside..." Leo started to sing, hoping, if even for a single moment, to hear Danny interrupt him one last time...

[werenotacoupleyesyouare]

IN TWO DAYS????????

[asksintheapartment]

yeah x] ...I used to give them to my family old friends a lot :]

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