#YOOO THIS IS SO GOOD AND SMOOTH

[absdoll]

drug dealer! ellie!! reader’s brother is a usual customer of hers but he’s busy or whatever so he asks reader to go pick it up 😈🤭

cw: car sex ♡ , kinda player!ellie , mentions of weed & smoking it , strap sucking (e!rev) , strap sitting (r!rec) <3 that’s it !

also songs are linked throughout this , just to add to the dealer!ellie hot car sex ambiance hehe ♡

“dude, can you stop being such a fucking baby and just go?!” your brother hisses at you, frantically packing for his soccer match. “if i get home from this game and i don’t have anything to smoke, i’m beating your ass.” he rolls his eyes as he walks out of the door, “i’ll text you her address and let her know you’re coming, don’t fuck this up.”

ellie. ellie williams. ellie auburnettetattedsofuckinghot williams. the scrawny masc you’ve had a crush on since junior year of high school. you’ve maybe said 5 words to each other, in passing when she glares at you with her hazel eyes, making you squeeze your thighs together. “sup?” she’ll nonchalantly throw at you, not knowing you go home and ride your fingers to the sound of her voice.

your phone buzzes as you’re about to get in your car, an unknown number.

8:29pm “yooo, u on the way? i got somewhere to be”

“ohmyfuckinggod” you mutter under your breath. you manically type a response, not even thinking before pressing send.

8:31pm “yeah! be there soon sorry!”

8:34pm “all good cutie”

the butterflies in your stomach are swarming. as if you weren’t already nervous to face your going on 4 year crush, she just … flirted..? with you? it’ll be a miracle if you even survive the drive over there.

you pull up to an apartment complex, the 3rd floor balcony lit up with purple LED lights. your phone buzzes again.

8:59pm “this u?”

you look back up to the balcony, now seeing a lanky figure in a black tank top, grey sweatpants, batman socks, and a black beanie leaning over the railing. she nods her head up at you, and you can just hear her silky smooth voice saying “sup?”, but this time you can’t relieve the pressure between your legs.

9:00pm “do i come up there or??”

it’s been 5 minutes since you sent that text.

before you know it, there’s a subtle knock on ur passenger window. it’s dark outside, no streetlights in the parking lot, but you knew it was ellie. you unlock the door, and she dips her head in, slouching down into the seat next to you.

ellie smirks, eyeing you up and down, noticing the way your thighs erupt in goosebumps at her stare. you’re wearing black denim shorts and a black tube top, ellie’s eyes immediately falling to your collarbones.

“it’s $35” she says in a low tone, handing you a sealed ziploc bag.

your fingertips touch her hand as you grab it from her, causing you to choke on your words, “c-cool, thanks” you smile at her, feeling like your nerves are gonna make you pass out at any second.

ellie’s so calm and collected, watching you nervously fumble with your wallet trying to retrieve the cash your brother gave you. and god, she smells so good. her scent is intoxicating. vanilla mixed with musk and sugar and leather.

all of a sudden you feel her hand fall on your thigh. “nervous or something?” she teases. she grabs at the jelly flesh with one hand and pulls a joint out of her pocket with her right hand. you audibly let a big sigh fall from your mouth when her hand leaves to light her joint. ellie passes the burning paper to you, and you don’t smoke so you’re just holding it, contemplating to make yourself look cool by taking a puff. she’s adjusting her sweatpants — and that’s when you notice it. the thick bulge outlined in her pants, her eyes fluttering up to yours.

“wanna sit on it?” she chuckles, grabbing the joint from your hand. you can’t tell if she’s serious or not, so you just giggle back.

“open up.” ellie takes a long drag, yellowish smoke filling her mouth.

you’re confused, but in an effort to not embarrass yourself, you open your mouth. ellie’s face now inches away from yours, her eyes staring deep into your nervous gaze. she blows the thick smoke into your mouth, “inhale.” she whispers.

within a minute, your nerves have subsided and you feel lighter. ellie watches as you shift in your seat, putting your hands under your thighs. “are you cold? i’m cold. do you care if i turn the a/c off?” you ramble at ellie. she smirks, “first time smoking?”

you roll your eyes at her, the car quieter now without the buzz of the air conditioning. “you ever heard of a hotbox?” ellie says, shifting her body towards you. you shake your head ‘no’ and ellie just giggles. “c’mere” she motions for you to sit on her lap.

“w-what? why?” you spit out, embarrassed immediately.

“your eyes haven’t left my crotch since you noticed my cock that’s tucked in my pants. if you want it, jus’ c’mere.” she hits the joint again, blowing smoke towards your face.

she adjusts her seat, making room by her feet for you sit on the floor. you’re on your knees, looking up at her with reddened eyes.

“go ‘head, take it out” she lowly mutters to you, not even looking at you, she’s preoccupied by trying to connect her bluetooth to your car speaker.

your shaky hands move to the band of her sweatpants, sliding them down just enough for her purple, curved, silicone strap to plop out onto her lap.

her eyes dart to yours, grinning at the look of amazement on your face.

ellie uses one hand to wrap around the back of your neck, guiding your head closer to her crotch, the other hand twisting the volume nozzle up, speakers blaring. “open your mouth angel” she breathes out. as your lips part, she swipes her thumb across your bottom pout, slipping the tip of her cock towards the back of your throat. her hand moves up to grab a fistful of your hair, “gooooood, good job baby” she praises.

as ellie bobs your head up and down, you start moaning around her girth. “mmm you like this baby? like my cock deep in your throat? dirty girl.” you nod up at her, causing her to throw her head back.

ellie’s one hand atop your head, other hand typing on her dimly lit phone screen. “gotta make this quick, told you i had somewhere to be.” she throws her phone into the backseat, moving both hands to the back of your neck. her thrusts are quick and steady, grunts falling from her chapped lips.

“mm fuck, you’re drooling b-baby” she half chuckles and half stutters, the base of her strap striking her clit. “uuuuuhhh fuuuuuck” she breathes out.

“f-fuck, get on top.” ellie grabs you by your hair, hands moving to your hips, setting you down slowly on her long, wet member.

“o-ooh s-shit-uuhhhh” you moan out, the feeling of her thickness sliding deep inside you. her hands still groping your ass, slamming you up and down on her length. “bounce on it baby.” she grunts out as she pulls your tube top down, revealing your fatty tits.

ellie moves her hands to behind her head. watching as your boobs slap against your chest. your moans barely audible as the rap song fills the car, “lemme hear you, l-louder” she’s doing little to no work, her hips every once and awhile bucking up into you, which causes you to yelp and ellie lets out a chuckle.

“mm-ahh ellieeeeuuhhggh” “f-feels s’fucking gooduuuhhh” you’re practically screaming at this point, ellie’s eyes filled with darkness and lust, just watching as you fuck yourself on her cock.

your legs start to shake, inner thighs sore from relentlessly pounding your pussy on ellie’s strap. “need help baby?” ellie wraps her arms around your waist, lifting her hips up. she stops her movements, grinning as you whine from sudden lack of friction.

ellie stuffs her cock deep inside you, watching her girth move in and out of you, agonizingly slow. “m-more ellie p-please” you’re whining and she takes it as her cue to vigorously thrust up into you.

“ommm-mm-g-go-god-dduuuhhh” with every slam of ellie’s hips, your moans get louder.

you start cumming all over ellie’s cock, her dark red bush covered in your slick.

your high is dizzying, you open your eyes in a tired, fucked out state to see ellie, again, typing a text on her phone.

she pats your ass, “that was hot baby, but i gotta go.” as you slide yourself off her lap, falling into your seat and pulling your shorts back up, ellie goes to open the car door. “tell your brother you’ll pick up for him more often.” she tuts with a grin.

you feel your whole face start to burn as she slams the door and walks away.

did that just happen?

a/n : hi hi ♡ i’m well aware this isn’t the best , i’ve mentioned i’m struggling to write lately & it shows ! i’m proud of the concept & whatnot , just bad writing gdjdhjsjs . anyways i need to bounce on ellie’s strap rn u don’t understand .

🌙 @whore4abby @enbesbians @hersweetheart 🌙

[piratecaptainscaptainpirates]

Rewatching all of OFMD today (#Renew As A Crew) and one thing that's sticking out to me immediately -

Until we see in s2 how relieved Ed is to lose the responsibility of being captain, it doesn't really stick out how fucking...tense Ed is.

When he meets Stede's crew, look at his body language! He's trying to be cool and smooth and everything, and he's charismatic enough he can pull it off, but his body language is borderline nervous, honestly. He's very stiff and cautious in his movements, always keeping at least one hand on his weapons, always glancing around. It's striking to compare it to how he acts when he's alone with Stede - you can almost see the weight grow on his shoulders when he's in front of the crew. No wonder Lucius thinks he doesn't know how to relax!

He's also extremely theatrical and showy, and part of that is Ed being tied with Stede for Most Dramatic Bitch on the Seven Seas, but it's also immediately obvious that he expects every eye to be on him, always. He acts like he knows he's the center of attention, always. Almost every movement this man makes seems so calculated.

You can see some of the weight lift when he tries telling everyone to just call him Ed, although a lot of the time he still looks pretty guarded and often holds his hands in front of himself almost protectively. Sweetie pie is trying so hard to be vulnerable but his body language still reads like he's not fully comfortable. It has to be very scary for him but he's being so brave and trying so hard anyway!

We don't see the big change until he's back on the ship in s2e5 and the crew have put him on probation. Although many of the crew are still pissed at him, Ed is, very explicitly, no longer captain. The crew don't hate him (they're mad at him, but he never lost their love), but they'd push back against orders even if he tried giving them. And what a relief that must be! Ed looks so light this episode! It's no longer his job to make the decisions, all he has to do is fix things up. He gets to talk with Fang as friends, not as The Legendary Captain Blackbeard and Loyal Crewmember. He gets to play, doing a cannonball off the ladder, and have a good time learning how to fish. His body language is absolutely night-and-day.

And after he gets out of probation? That stays consistent. In s2e6 he gets to play along with the crew, encouraging "the moving of the tub - it's a sacred tradition!!!" getting him a cheer from the crew ("yooo, this dude's devout as fuuuck!!"). He just gets to have a good time. Compared to the first time he meets the crew in s1e4, he's obviously so relaxed and willing to unwind in front of everyone - they were about to dance, and Ed doesn't even fucking hesitate to agree when Stede suggested they join everyone (fuck Ned Low for stealing that from us, honestly).

Ed wants so fucking badly to be free of the massive responsibility that's been weighing on him - think about what he said to Stede in s1e4: "they're all going to die, all the men who trusted you, and it'll be all your fault!" He has been living with so much weight on his shoulders, not just incredible responsibility but feeling unsafe to be the softer, gentle, sweet man we know he is.

He just wants to be free to be Ed.

[sharkorok]

yeonjun w/ an inexperienced s.o

a/n: yooo the legendary yeonjun pic :P, anyways i decided to just follow the oldest member pattern I hope that’s ok anonnie :>

requested: yes!! thank uuu

tw/genre: cursing, fluff, campus au ig(?), fboi yeonjun kinda not really, insecurities so like minimal angst I suppose, tell me if I missed anything :]

•-•-•-•-•-•

-ok so yeonjun. practically everyone has had a crush on him at least two times in their life

-you’ve heard of his charms and smooth-talking and thanked god every day he’s never talked to you because PHEW you had no idea how to respond to that holy moly

-ok once again we are at a party and yeonjun sees you and thinks ur super duper pretty and he’s like “omg isn’t that the person who made someone cry because they responded to ‘i love you’ w thanks?”

-and that only happened because you didn’t know to respond with “i love you too” or “aww thanks” so whateves but you’re pretty notorious for being clumsy with relationships and avoiding getting into them

-so he walks up to you and is like “hey” w rizz and he finds your awkwardness both endearing and refreshing

-the crowd he hangs around with are familiar with sucking up to people or being charming, being automatically magnetic, and in the nicest way possible you weren’t really like that

-but you two become friends and date congrats

-he thinks you’re the cutest ever like genuinely

-maybe it’s the virgo in him but he likes teaching you things or at least helping you through them

-like your first proper kiss or make out or whatever, he walks you through it without making it awkward or patronizing and you appreciate that

-he’s very open about your relationship, he wants you to know he doesn’t care if anyone has nasty opinions on the two of you, he’s proud to show you off

-lowk tho i do feel like he gets insecure if you don’t express your love or affection for him but he also understands so he’s super conflicted and aghhh

-but then ur friend is like “what about gift giving or expressing love in your own way?” and ur like “omg ur so right?”

-and so everyday you write sticky notes or little letters reminding him of all the reasons why you love him, or you do tiny acts and you explain “until I get more comfortable I want to show you I love you in my own way” and he cries

-like he actually cries it was kinda awkward but sweet at the same time, he really appreciates you making an effort for him

-so after that he really cherishes ur little expressions of love :) and then gets pissed if anyone says u don’t treat him right

-because nuh uh yes u do, in ur own way

-likes to fluster you on purpose though, thinks you look cutest when you’re flustered and confused

-he won’t make fun of you but he’ll tease you for sure (if ur ok with it), but he always somehow compliments you too??

-“how can someone as gorgeous as you be so inexperienced with relationships?” and ur not sure whether you feel called out or flattered

-takes you on lots and lots of dates so you can experience what it’s like having a nice boyfriend who’s good to you! he’ll make sure this relationship will be the standard and more for any future partners u have.

-(not like you’ll have anyone else you’re too in love w him)

-never misses a beat with you, because he’s so good at conversation and being a flirt it doesn’t matter if you can’t reciprocate cuz he’ll just carry the convo lol

-“uhhh thanks for the flowers yeonjun :]” i love u too.” “yo whaaaat” and he just winks and kisses ur cheek

-what a weird couple, anyways

-he likes to push you a little bit, not really for your relationship but because it’s amusing

-like if you want physical affection but feel too shy to ask for it he’ll play dumb until you get all pouty and sulky

-“please give me a kiss oh my god jun” “shshsh I’m sorry I was joking!!”

-one time at a party this girl was hardcore flirting with yeonjun and talking about how she LOVESSS pda and how she’s SOOO EXPERIENCED and how she knows how to treat a man and she’s doing this all in front of you, rlly testing your patience

-yeonjun just rolls his eyes and squeezes your hand that’s loosely being held in his, but before he knows it you dragged him by the collar to give him a kiss

-if love isn’t ur fuel for confidence, jealousy and spite sure is

-“good thing I have a partner who treats me perfectly,” yeonjun says after you do your little smooch n she’s so pissed ur giggling

-yeonjun always is like “You don’t have to,” or “take your time,” and “only if you want to, ok?”

-so you don’t have to worry about meeting his expectations, the only way to disappoint is if you don’t feel comfortable enough setting boundaries and then he’s disappointed in the both of you

-makes u feel like the safest ever but also so flustered and giddy

-ok bye I’m devastated why r u so cute in these

[howlonomy]

More Pixel Clovers!

I updated walking Clover to add in their tail and to try and make their floppy ears more noticeable

Clover when they hear the there will be Gunpowder at the function

I do like how the ears came out for both, you can tell that they're floppy and they move around a lot

Anyways I'm still toooooooootally not procrastinating the FF Fights, nope why would I do that hehehe...

I'll be honest, pixel Clover and the FF are fighting it out to see who gets completed first, there are still. so many pixel Clovers to make (I plan on making walking/running animations for all directions and also nmm!pixel Clover since that's where I initially got the idea for them. Maybe even every single possible Clover moment in the game, so I'm definitely gonna have to figure out how to go through the files to actually get all those Clovers to make them as accurate as possible. Wish me luck)

YOOO THEIR LITTLE TAIL AND EAR FLOPPING ADDITIONS LOOK SO GOOD??!? the ears are so SMOOTH!!!

DOING ALL THOSE PIXEL CLOVERS IS SO POWERFUL?!?!? pixel and pixel animation is so fucking hard i respect you so much….

[swoonbots]

YOOO! i heard you wanted more requests!!! so how about Wally Darling x reader who suffers from derealization and how he would comfort them when they feel like the world around them isn't real

Wally: Ghost Touch

CW: Derealization

Summary: Reader suffers a Derealization Episode in the middle of a party.

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You weren't sure what had triggered it, but soon you found yourself high, high above the world. Not literally, of course, but mentally.

Your heart pounded in your ears, your thoughts unusually loud. Every one spoke barely above a whisper but we're shouting and laughing at the same time.

You were sat in the middle of your couch. It was someone's birthday, you think, you don't know. Barnaby and Sally sat to your right, a strong guffaw escaped from their chest- yet it was like no sound came out. Your sweet boyfriend sat on your left.

Your hands had been gripping your knees, you noticed when you turned to face your feet. You hadn't even felt it, it felt so far away. Like you were grazing it.

A yellow hand holding a ripped piece of paper slid into your vision. "Outside?" Was written on it with red crayon. Regardless, you see yourself nod.

The hand leads you outside your home. It must be nighttime; the cool wind washes over your skin like a morning wave. It makes you blink.

The grass is wet, you know it is by the way they tickle your exposed ankles.

It's like your world is slowly expanding. First you see the grass, then the concrete pavement (it was unnaturally smooth, like the world around it had no effect on it despite the many years it's been up), then the stars.

The stars aren't as beautiful as the ones back in your old world. The sky here was just black with white dots and the occasional pentagram etched into it. Not the beautiful Galaxy you would see at home. It's a shame, you think, there's little to no light pollution here. You should be able to see it.

You'd like to show your boyfriend at least. You think he'd have a blast painting it.

.. Your boyfriend?

Yes, your boyfriend. The one who led you out here, he's talking to you. You turn to face engulfing black eyes, you jump.

"-Ha! Ha! Ha! Did I scare you..? Sorry, love.. I suppose that means you can see me now, right?"

You can. He's beautiful. The moon light graces his features, mixing with the yellowed light from inside your shared Home. You should draw that, you think.

"Sorry.. what were you saying?"

"... Nothing important. I was.. only talking to fill space.. Can you hear me now, too..?"

You nod. He smiles.

Wally crawls into your lap, going limp as he rests his lil' head on your beating chest.

"Good.. good... Do you wanna go back in yet? Or we can stay out here for a little longer..."

"No.. Let's stay out here for a bit.. I dun think I'm ready yet," you answered, staring at your hands that clench around Wally's cardigan.

"That's fine too .. Take as long as you need.. I'll still be here for you.. okay?"

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A/N: I had to do a bit of research for this. As I haven't experienced a derealization episode in a while. It's been years. Lot of the experience written here is my own. I apologize if I get something wrong.

[weaverpop]

I wanna do more Nurse Jing Headcanons!

Once he starting visiting the mortal realm so much with Nezha, Jing started picking up little things like cute bandaids. You know, the hello kitties, Dino’s, monkies, etc.

Also, After Nezha is mostly smooth sailing with the celestial ruling stuff, Jing starts to secretly work part time at the Celestial ER! (Ironic I know) Only azure is aware at first, only for everyone to be suprised when they all end up needing to go after some big battle (bc human hospitals don’t really do ut anymore) and they get assigned JING as their collective nurse!

Nezha: “Wha- father???”

Jing, in nurse getup: “Nezha?!”

Wukong: “Yooo! Looking good Jing!”

Jing: “Monkey- wait are you ALL here??”

Noodle gang + Brotherhood: (Chorus of agreement)

Head Doctor: (Pats Jing’s shoulder) “We’ll let you handle them.”

[durgaeludon]

[start post description:

a digital comic featuring two pokemon, a glaceon and a duraludon.

comic novelization:

"Hey," mutters a glaceon with half-lidded eyes, ears droopy beneath a baseball cap. "im Glaceon, or Ace," he says, twirling the strings of his hoodie. Glaceon turns and whips his tail. " - and I'm gonna get one thing outta the way." Icicles sparkle and grow in frosty cracks around him.

"yo, Ace?" A duraludon rubs his head, looking at Glaceon with concern. "you makin icicles. wuz tryina make sure u good?"

Glaceon turns and huffs a cloud of frost. "it's fine, Alu. I like icicles."

Duraludon happily throws his head back. "yooo me too!"

Glaceon turns back to the viewer, ears swaying as he removes his hat and holds it against his chest. "so i don't have a 'typical' appearance..." he says, almost boredly. "i have a few diagnoses. among them: ^~* glaceon icthyosis *~^" Glaceon's smooth head glimmers as he perches his chin on his paw. "icthyosis is one reason why i have a bare head and no crest" Glaceon poses, showing off his look. "another reason is that i look way too good [like this!]" end comic novelization -

meet some of Team Gayze :'D codenames (because unite is homophobic) : gaeceon and durgaeludon! Ace knows baldness is hot and isnt afraid to brag about it lol ;u; end post description]

[smolwritingchick]

The Bangtan Gal Chapter 15- Going to SOPA

Chapter Summary: After auditioning successfully for SOPA, Jennie attends school for the first time in South Korea as she goes with Jungkook to the opening ceremony

Words: 2,000+

Genre: JenKook fluff! I dare say this is the start of him growing feelings :)

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Staring at her reflection in the mirror, Jennie took a deep breath and smoothed down her school uniform. Today was the day. She was going to High School in South Korea with Jungkook. She enjoyed going to school. She missed going to school when she was back in America, performing with her old group.

She was nervous, yet excited for the day.

How different was the school system here?

The audition back in February she had was even more intimidating than her Big Hit audition and she was grateful she was able to pass with her vocals.

Now the day was here for the entrance day.

Hearing her phone ring, she answered it to reveal her two older sisters, Alani and Vienna in a Facetime call. They looked like they were back in their dorm at college.

"AW~" They coo.

"Look at her~" Alani squealed.

"So adorable." Vienna smiled.

"Oh shut up..." Jennie grumbled, rolling her eyes at their banter.

"Nice school uniform~" Vienna teased.

"We're in college while you're starting high school in South Korea. This is too cute. Don't focus on any boys! That's my only rule. I mean it, JW." Alani said in a serious tone, narrowing her eyes.

Shoving her sister away, Vienna took the phone. "Don't listen to her. DO focus on boys."

"Whatever you do, don't be like Vienna. We came from a party and she was grinding up on this one guy. I'm the better role model."

"It's not like I slept with him, I was just dancing! Grinding is dancing!" Vienna disagreed. Jennie agreed with her statement.

"Yeah, you're overreacting with that Alani," Jen replied

"See! Best older sister is me," Vienna cheered

"Oh, be quiet!" Alani started bickering with her.

"Would you two quit it!" Jennie lets out a short laugh.

"Girl, you're 16. Tell me all the details when you start finding some cute guys." Vienna requested.

"Ah, I bet they'll start coming after her. Have you seen her butt? It's getting bigger." Alani added with a laugh.

"Stop~" Jen groans. "It's not big..."

"Sure it's not Serena Williams big but you have something back there." Vienna declared

Jen shrugged. "I don't think I would be anyone's ideal type around here, though. I don't fit their beauty standards here. At least I don't think so. But it's all good. If I catch someone's eye, cool. If not it's fine,"

"I hope you know that you are beautiful."

"I do, I do. Even the guys always tell me."

"Well, they're not lying." 

"We just wanted to call you because we hope you have a great day! Our baby JW is growing up so fast. Some advice for the first day, remember that communication is key. Do icebreakers. Approach people and introduce yourself. The rest should go well after that." Alani advised. "Even with the K-Pop idols. They're normal people, just like us but they're just really well known for what they do. Should be no problem to say hi as you grow in the industry,"

Jennie nodded at her advice. "I'll keep that in mind. There are a lot of idols I want to meet. I'll see what I can do. So how's college for you?"

"Acting is fun. Been preparing for the spring play. It's going to be lit! I'll send pictures. And guess who's the lead?" Vienna beamed.

"You?" Jennie replied like it was an obvious answer but out of nowhere Vienna started sniffing and faked a sob.

"NO. But I will try harder next play."

"I know you can do it."

"My communications class is going great. I have to prepare to make a persuasive speech. I should get a good grade on it." Alani informed with a bright smile.

Vienna shook her head. "I still don't know how she convinced mom to get her belly pierced when she was just 16."

Smirking, Alani cleared her throat and flipped her hair. "I got skills."

"Yooo my English professor is a bitch, though!" Vienna started getting riled up, clapping her hands.

"I swear, I was about to lash out at her for yellin' at me. I really hate when people yell at me, like get out face!"

"She also almost got into a fight at the party. THANKFULLY I dragged her away."

"Because some bitch was trying to say that her hair was better but she didn't even have any edges. So obviously, I had to set her straight. She was so close to catching these hands...the Lord was testing me!"

"You can always ignore the person?" Jen slowly said, trying to calm her down.

"NO! You got me fucked up! I'm not going to just let someone just say that to me! And you bet not let anyone walk over you either, JW!"

Alani sighed. "As you can see, Jennie, you are the most civilized sister, here."

"For now. Once she ever gets mad, she'll understand. But she has dad's cool, calm, collected genes while we got mom's anger genes." Vienna pointed out.

"So why did your English professor yell at you, Vienna?" Jen asked

"I was Facetiming." She answered like it was nothing wrong.

Jennie deadpanned. "Well obviously! And that's so rude! Dude!"

"What?" She laughed.

"Jennie~ are you almost done? Breakfast is ready!" Jin called out from her door.

Looking up at her door, she replied in Korean, "Coming!" and turned back to her phone.

"I still can't get over how quickly you can shift from Korean to English. I'm really happy things worked out for you in K-Pop. Keep making us proud. You're going to do big things with BTS. We love you." Alani smiled.

Jennie blew them a kiss, replying in English, "I love you, guys, too!"

"Remember! BOYS~!" Vienna started laughing when Alani shoved her to the side.

"Vienna shut the hell up! Don't listen to this bitch. Focus on school!" Alani encouraged.

"Who are you callin' a bitch?"

Laughing, Jen said her goodbyes and hung up. Grabbing her packed school bag with her books and pencils, she walked out of her room and headed to the dining room.

Hobi was the first to see her and gasped. "AHH! My Munchkin~" He squealed and rushed up to her. "You look so adorable!"

Looking up from eating, Jungkook glanced over at Hobi. He spotted Jennie smiling nervously at Hobi's excitement as a smile crept up on his face. "Morning, Jennie!"

Turning her head, she grinned at him and sat next to him. "Morning, buddy. I guess today is the day. School...SOPA...all righty..." She started eating fast.

Jungkook let out a low chuckle. "You sound and look nervous."

"Nervous? Who's nervous? I'm not nervous at all!"

"Slow down. It won't be that bad. Don't worry."

After eating, they start filming for a Bangtan Bomb. "Hello, it's the day I get to wear my uniform. Jennie and I, are going to school for our entrance ceremony! My mom and dad will be coming, too." Jungkook smiled at the camera.

"My mom and dad are in America right now but they sent in all the papers that we needed. They told me they were with me in spirit." She chuckled. "I Skyped them yesterday. They told me to take lots of videos and pictures." She sighed. "This is normal."

"Jennie is so nervous." Jungkook teased her.

"Quiet! It's a new experience, I just hope things go well."

"Come on guys, hurry up! I want to go there soon!"

"He's so eager."

After they were dropped off at the school, Jennie put on her bookbag and made her way to the building. 

"Oh dear...oh dear..." She murmured.

"For crying out loud. Jennie if you don't relax." Yoongi patted her shoulder.

As they tried to find where the entrance ceremony was, Jin commented about how it had been so long since he'd been to school.

'Hyungs who are even more excited from being in a school after a long time'

"I think I'm in a school again after three years?" Hobi said as they made their way upstairs.

When she met with her form teacher, she was grateful for how patient and calm she was with her. Her schedule consisted of having Algebra first, then Biology, Korean class, history, lunch, and English. She just had to pick two more classes.

"Music seems to be your best choice." The form teacher advised with a sweet smile.

"I'll take a singing class." She watched as the form teacher wrote it down. "Um, do you happen to have a guitar class?"

"Yes, we do."

Her eyes lit up and she sighed out of relief. "Awesome! I would love to take that as well!"

After both Jen and Jungkook were done speaking with their form teachers, they headed to the assembly hall. From the top, Jin pointed out where they were standing.

"It's really cute seeing them standing there." Namjoon grinned

"Jungkookie and our Jennie~" Hobi cooed.

"I want to attend school," Yoongi spoke up.

"Me too! All of a sudden." Hobi reminisced

Looking up, Jennie saw Namjoon and the guys waving at her, so she nudged Jungkook and pointed them out.

"I don't know why but it's really fascinating." Jin grinned

"Jungkook is so handsome...seriously. And our beautiful Jennie...she's so precious." Hobi grinned

"For real!" Namjoon agreed. "I'm proud of them."

While Yoongi took pictures, Jennie decided to use her sister's advice and do some icebreakers to make a friend or two. Looking around, she managed to find a girl standing nearby and made her way to her.

The girl had long straight black hair and looked timid as she was looking down.

"Hi!" She greeted kindly.

Looking up, the girl was startled that she was talking to her. "H-hello."

"My name is Jennifer. What's yours?"

"H-Hayoon."

"Hayoon." She said her name the right way. "Well, it's very nice to meet you. Are you nervous to be here?"

"Yes, I really am."

"Same. It's my first time going to school in South Korea. What classes do you have? Maybe we have some together." She compared classes with her.

"Jennie is making friends while Kookie is just standing there. He's just standing there, not speaking a word!" Jimin laughed with the rest of the hyungs.

"Go talk to others!" Namjoon said when Jungkook looked up at them.

"Go talk to your friends!" Tae laughed. 

Back to Jennie, she found a few classes that she shared with Hayoon. "Oh cool! Looks like we Biology, lunch and singing!" Jennie beamed.

"R-really? That's great!"

"Are you a trainee?"

"Yes, I'm a trainee for Source Music."

"Wow, that's amazing. I'm from Big Hit Entertainment. Let's exchange numbers!"

After they finish, they head out to eat as Jungkook and Jennie agree to split the bill to pay for the whole meal.

'Stress relieved since its all over and they're going to eat'

"We're here to eat Jja-jang noodles. Jennie and I are going to treat everyone." Jungkook said.

"Yep! It's the least we can do." she smiled.

"Ahhh I'm so proud of you, Munchkin~" Hobi hugged her tightly

"I can't breathe~" She groaned before he started giving her big kisses on the cheek. "Cut it out, jeesh!" She laughed

Once inside, seated, and orders taken, they take a group photo. Jen sat next to Jungkook, while they all threw up peace signs.

"Food~" She happily dug in.

"So what do you think of the school so far Jennie?" Namjoon asked.

"Um...I just hope I don't get lost." She laughed nervously over the guys' laughter from her statement.

-------

The next day was the first day of school as both Jungkook and Jennie were dropped off and walking together with the manager. Already were the paparazzi taking photos of all the upcoming idols walking to attend the school. Smiling, she waved at the cameras. 

"I'll walk you to your first class." Jungkook volunteered as they walked through the crowd. 

Jen grabbed onto his arm to not get lost. "You don't mind walking me? Thanks, I appreciate it."

Once they went inside, she widened her eyes. "Is it even bigger than yesterday? How am I going to survive this?"

Jungkook let out a laugh and grabbed her hand. "You'll get the hang of it. Come on." He guided her and walked to her first class. As soon as they arrived, she thanked him. "I'll wait for you outside when school is over."

"All right, I'll text you. I hope this goes smooth sailing. Good luck in your classes." She was about to leave but he continued to hold her hand, stopping her from going to class.

Turning back to face him, she watched as he looked down shyly. "You really don't want me to leave, huh?" She let out a small chuckle. "You're still shy? Jungkook, you're so nice and polite. Anyone would love to be your friend. My mom and sisters always told me to do icebreakers. Maybe if you feel comfortable and ready, you can do the same here at school,"

"You're so outgoing, though." He murmured.

"Ha! That's a lie. I'm very nervous but I'm trying to keep it in. My stomach is in knots. I'm not used to this school system like everyone else is. So, I'm gonna have a harder time. I'm not happy about that." She frowned.

Looking up at her frowning, he let go of her hand and pinched her cheeks. 

"Hey!" She laughed and pushed his hands away.

"There it is. Keep that smile. Good luck with everything. I'm sure you'll be fine. I know I will too." He grinned.

"Thanks. I'll see you later." She headed on to class.

Her classes went smooth sailing. An introduction to the classes. When it was time for her Korean class, she walked in to see Jungkook sitting at a desk and stiffed a laugh. Sitting next to him, she cleared her throat.

Looking up, Jungkook cocked his head to the side and widened his eyes. 

"J-Jennie! What are you doing, here?!"

"What are YOU doing here?" She teased.

"Ha! We have class together?"

"Looks that way! I guess we forgot to compare schedules yesterday."

Korean class may be the most distracting, she could tell she may be goofing off with Jungkook in the class. But she also knew he would be able to help her out with her Korean and she could help him with his English work.

While the class was in session, they paid attention to the teacher going over what they were going to do in the class.

Watching her pencil roll to the edge of the desk, Jen went to stop it from falling but ended up touching Jungkook's hand, having the same intention. When their hands touched, he felt something cold on her finger and grabbed her hand to look at it.

"You..." He examined her hand to spot the black ring, he had given her, on her right index finger. "You're...you're wearing it." He whispered happily to himself.

"Huh?" Looking at what he was staring at, the realization hit her. "Oh, the ring! Yeah, of course. I wear it every day, actually...ever since you told me you cherished me and our friendship, it got me thinking. I couldn't help but wear it every day. I guess...it's because I'm truly lucky to have a friend like you in my life." She blurted out. Widening her eyes, she covered her mouth.

Her words warmed his heart as he slowly revealed his bunny smile. She didn't know how moved he was just from her saying that to him.

"Sorry, sorry, too much? I can take it off if you want." She took her hand back and was about to take it off but his warm hands stopped her.

"No. Don't." He said softly, pushing the ring back on her finger. "It-it makes me...very happy to see you wearing it. I wear my ring every day, too. Let's continue wearing our rings every day." He showed her his ring on his right index finger.

Smiling, she turned her attention back to the teacher. Meanwhile, Jungkook couldn't help but continue smiling. Little did she know, wearing that ring made his day much better.

[bewitchingbaker]

❝  do you like this outfit?  i wanted to wear something special.  just for you.  ❞

{insert her wearing lingerie after their bath. 👀}

Chris thumbed through Ren's collection of books. Alot of manga (some shojos that Chris needed to catch up on) and even some lookbooks that he had been eyeing for a while. His eyes widened seeing a familiar logo for the history of record covers.

"Whoa, I've been looking everywhere for this!" he mused out loud, gingerly picking it up.

Flipping though, a dorkish grin spread across his face.

"Yooo," he smiled, "Man, they're so lucky. Abuela never had this in the budget for me and every time I tried to buy it was sold out!"

All in all a good night. A bath with his lovely girlfriend and discovering one of his favorite lookbooks? There was no way this night could get any better!

If he only knew about the surprise stepping into her room.

"....!"

Upon seeing the lacey number Ren sported, the baker's eyes almost popped out of his head. Seeing her naked was already heavenly. But combine that with lingerie? It was like seeing the sunrise for the first time

"I like pretty girl-I mean!" he shook his head. Come on, Chris. You gotta be smooth with this!

"I mean, you look, beautiful babe~"

[honeyphobia]

A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder review (so SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS!!!)

I guess this part isn’t really a review but is my reaction towards some parts throughout the story(also I tried to label which chapter but I got lazy, sorryy)

andie’s dad using past tense??

pippa impersonating Chloe 💀 lowkey would’ve done the same if I had to

WHO THE FUCK WAS WATCHING THEM WHILE WHY WERE CAMPING?!

THE NOTE?!

SECRECT OLDER GUY?

“that’s why her hair is so big it’s full of secrets” that’s literally andie

naomi is a little sus

I thought andie didn’t have a connection w mr ward why would she be calling him an asshole? maybe dress coded her or smth?

what if Elliot Ward is the secret older guy 😨😨

The note nat put in andie’s locker??? she’s def a new suspect

why are adults messing around w Highschooler andie 🤨😨

noo sals Interview kinda makes him look sus 🙁

hippo pippo 💀

jason bell is so ew

yooo are are andie and max so close? 🤨

drink spiking? hmm suspicious

not andie cheating on Sal 😔

why does max have that photo of andie 😨

Ravi staring howie down and lowkey funny and cute at the same time

RAVI BEING PROTECTIVE OF PIP AWHH

NOT ANDIE SELLING DRUGS

Pip and Ravi breaking and entering 💀

ANDIE BEING AT THE INN A FEW WEEKS AGO?!?!

nevermjnd false alarm

chap 24 - MAX KNOWS HOWIE?! BRO GETS MORE AND MORE SUSPICIOUS AND ITS HIS 2nd TIME LYING

THE PHOTO?

SAL IS INNOCENT SAL IS INNOCENT SAL IS INNOCENT!!!

AWHHH RAVI’S REACTION

THE NOTE ON PIPPA’S LAPTOP?!

I CANT BELIEVE IN SAYING THIS BUT WHAT IF IT WAS HER MOM OR DAD

BARNEY NOOO BARNEY

AWHHH PIP I FEEL SO BAD

I FEEL SO BAD FOR RAVI TOO

YAYY RAVI CAME BACK

PARTNERS IN CRIME ARE BACK IN BUSINESS

ANDIE WRITING DOWN NAOMI’S SPARE SIM PHONE NUMBER?! It’s a clue but also kind of useless

the beginning of chapter 39 was a literal jump scare 💀

Cara did it, it was her she likes Butterfinger that’s all the evidence you need

MR WARDS PHONE NUMBER?! BROOO

MR WARD.

pip you’re so smart i aspire to be you

Omg if andie is still alive that would be so much worse

pips going to the house rn so anxious

mr ward finally got arrested

but the girl upstairs didn’t andie so what happened to andie? did she go back home and die there or smth? fucking max I knew he was suspicious

WSIT SO DID BECCA KILL ANDIE?

BECCA OMG GIRL

SO IT WAD HER WHO WENT TO THE INN?

aint no way she drugged pip

SHIT UP IS PIP GONNA DIE

well obviously not because the series has 2 more books 😭💀

why is page 377 so beautifully written

I KINDA FEEL BAD FOR BECCA

“And don’t tell them the only reason you started this project was because you fancied me. You know, think of a more noble reason.” omg ravi 😭😭

”I’m ravishing. Get it? Ravi-shing. Ravi singh.” that was lowkey kinda smooth though

okay review time

Once I got this book in my hands and started reading it I swear, it was one of the best wild roller coaster experiences I've ever had. Still unsteady, blubbering without nails, baffled, and lightheaded, but yet smiling and thrilled!

FANTASTIC CHARACTERIZATION, FAST AND HEART THROBBING PACING, GREAT-SATISFYING ENDING, GREAT STORY TELLING, AND ATTENTION-TAKING PLOT!

While reading, I had too many questions rushing through my mind.

Who actually murdered Andie? Or is Andie truly dead? Did she earn her fate? For the reason that as soon as we find out more about her, we realize that she is a bully, drama queen, drug dealer, and blackmailer! I wanted to punch her for all of her wonderful traits(sarcasm if you couldn’t tell).

Who allocated Sal the blame? Or did Sal actually do it? He is a picture of a kind, modest, and heavenly man. We think he has been hiding something, though. His friends refused to serve as his alibis and changed their testimonies regarding his whereabouts and when he left from their location. Where hence was he when the murder happened?

Who was threatening Pippa with texts to prevent her digging?

Well, I read the book quickly, and my spider senses didnt work properly until the last few pages, I was unable to identify the murderer or murderers. always being five steps behind the author

It was moving, enjoyable, nail biter, mind bending, surprisingly exciting, satisfying read. I enjoyed every page, every clue, every thrilling moments of this book. I highly recommend it!

[spitesprite]

I legit thought Tumblr was recommending me my own blog for a sec... Anyway I like your avatar it's a cool pic. Which Minecraft block is your favorite? Mine's probably polished deepslate.

Yooo same hat! Love yours too i forgot that picture had more to it than the guy stealing fries lmao its been so long since ive set it to this.

I think favorite mc block would have to be orange glazed terracota, im a big fan of cyan/orange combos. Polished deepslate is a good pick too, love the smoothed out blocks.

As for you, what's your top 3 minecraft mobs? Passive or otherwise

[guatemami]

Glitter, lace, Pearls, penthouse, robe, sheet mask

glitter: describe someone special to you.

There’s so many people in my life special to me!! I’m surrounded by good people so I can’t choose 🥲

lace: what is something in your life completely different from last year?

Hmmm I’d say I’ve gotten a lot better w communicating. I lacked that a lot bc I wasn’t much for confrontation but now I’m able to say what needs to be said

pearls: what’s something about your personality that surprises others?

My wittiness or how smooth I can be lol

penthouse: what would you consider your dream home? describe it

YOOO!! Okay so I must have a conversation pit in my living room, pretty fireplace, home gym w a sauna, and pool w some type of cave or waterfall. Idk what kinda style I’d want bc I love so many

robe: how do you prepare for an evening alone with a loved one/date

I shower, make sure my curls are poppin, cute outfit and perfume on my body after lotion + Shea butter on my body 🥰 sometimes makeup but at times I enjoy being natural

sheet mask: what’s your favorite lazy activity?

Sleeping or binge watching shows

[zzzzzzzzzzoom]

Au where Mirabel is the avatar of the casita.

Encanto AU: What if Mirabel is Casita's avatar?

yooo this just gave me another idea, so thank you for the ask! from my interpretation, mirabel being casita's avatar is like, she's still her own person, but with casita's desires and actions for the family occasionally seeping into mirabel's subconscious. "when casita notices something, mirabel just knows and does something about it without actually being there" kinda thing.

It starts when Mirabel is around 8. She's accepted that she will never get a door nor a gift, and her family is so busy helping in town that she spends her childhood talking to the house instead. It's just like talking to a mirror, but... somehow she learns things she shouldn't exactly know.

Luisa is the first recipient.

As she watches her 12 year old sister run outside to do her village chores, a voice in her head goes, Oh, and she was breaking down in her room last night with all the things she has to do. Poor girl. Mirabel doesn't remember even entering Luisa's room these past few months.

But she can't do nothing, not when the concern feels so vividly real.

She thinks about talking to her, but decides against it. Gift-giving is her love language, and if Mira wants to show love to her hermana, she'll do it in the way she does best.

She embroiders a throw pillow, with calming and smooth wave designs instead of Luisa's trademark barbels. She tries to convey, You need some rest. She adds some sleeping donkeys for good measure.

(It feels somewhat maternal, but Mirabel is the youngest grandchild for now, so it's certainly strange.)

She slips it into Luisa's bed, carefully avoiding Abuela's view (she's always hated it when Mirabel would enter the magic rooms without permission), and hopes Luisa will feel better.

The next morning, Mirabel catches Luisa looking at her thoughtfully from time to time, and she's somewhat embarrassed, so she avoids her gaze. But something settles within her, and the voice in her head says, Ah, she slept so soundly tonight. Thank the stars for Mirabel's talent.

(But... she is Mirabel?)

This continues on for months. Camilo's insecure about himself again, the voice says, and Mirabel slips a Camilo doll into his bathroom mirror, to show him how fond she is of Camilo, not anyone else. Julieta's burning out from cooking, the voice laments, and Mirabel wakes up early to pick up her mom's favorite herbs and hides them in the cupboards. Oh, Dolores' earmuffs broke and she's too scared to ask for another one, and Mirabel's walking up to her, pushing some personalized earmuffs into her cousin's hands, muttering something about an early Christmas, even though it's August.

Isabela's making new flowers and killing them, again. A shame, I think her blue jacarandas are lovely, the voice says one day, and even though she's a little miffed (and surprised) at having to make a gift for Isa, she still slips into her flower-filled room with a purple and blue sash. (She adds some orange highlights, thinking to annoy Isa with the clashing colors, not knowing that it's exactly what she wants.)

Oh, Pepa's remembered Bruno again. When will he come back, I wonder... the voice says another day, quiet and sad, and Mirabel sighs. No wonder it's been raining since this morning. She wishes she could help, but she knows nothing about Tío Bruno...

He loves rats, she thinks, except the memory doesn't feel like her own. But now she knows what to do. Later that day, she sneaks a little stuffed mouse into Pepa's bedroom drawer, and hopes she finds it. (She does, and she smiles wistfully at it for a solid 30 minutes. Felix lets her.)

This behavior doesn't go unnoticed by the family. They know it's Mirabel, because who else can make dolls and pillows and designs as well as her? They just chalk it up to her being uncannily observant, inadvertantly causing themselves to distance themselves from her, just a little bit. They need to be strong, they shouldn't need her concern.

(Little do they know, their problems are not seen by her eyes alone. The very magic that flows through their house sees them too.)

It goes to show how much Abuela hides from them when the first thought Mirabel hears about Abuela is 2 years later, when Mirabel is 10 and playing with newborn Antonio. The thought is so wistful, so longing that it makes her forget about the giggling baby in the crib, the green walls of her nursery, the entire Casita.

She feels like she is Casita.

Another 5 years have gone by, haven't they, Alma, since the last gift ceremony? Another Madrigal grandson is born, and you think of your husband. Your children are 45 years old now, and you still won't allow yourself to grieve for their father. Let me help you, please.

...

..........

Of course, I won't, because you say you're strong. I'll follow you. You are mi vida, but...

And suddenly Mirabel is back in her own head, unfamiliar tears falling down her face. She opens the nursery door in a flurry, and stares at the still-glowing door of her Abuela, directly across her. Something's off, and she should help, but her feet are glued to the ground.

Of course, I won't, I'll follow you.

Those words ring in her head like a warning, like she's not in control of her own body, and she doesn't understand. She wills herself to step forward, but a baby's cry distracts her.

She turns to the crib, where Antonio is grabbing at air and whimpering. Mirabel rushes back to him, wipes the tears from her eyes, and picks him up.

"Sh, shh..." she murmurs, patting his back. As she rocks him to sleep, she spares a glance at Abuela's door.

It shines and Mirabel falters. She shouldn't meddle with this.

And so, she turns around and kicks the door shut behind her.

[this-strange-obsession]

AY FUCKIN YOOO THIS IS SO SMOOTH WHATT MY JAW HIT THE FLOOR I WASN’T EXPECTING IT TO BE SO EXPRESSIVE

The very fact that this is completely colored and there’s even LIGHTING on top of it all is soo impressive. The clenching fist and the need to move through the pain ahhh!!! I loveee how you included creepy body stuff and how Jekyll keeps gagging/choking on the potion!! Especially how abrupt the first cough was, since he almost finished the whole thing but couldn’t. And the amount that spills back out onto Hyde’s hands eek!! I love this!!

AHHH I JUST WATCHED IT AGAIN SO GOOD HOLY FUCK

lil animation from awhile ago that i did with jekyll for practice >:]

uploaded this as a video earlier except it wasn’t showing up in the tags so reposting it as a gif (rip video quality 💔💔)

[megistusdiary]

hear me out, Kaeya teasing you under the table while sitting at the bar in angel's share

yooo this concept is 🤌 simply stunning

also yall know how much i love to write teasing, so this is right up my alley, nonnie 🥰

warnings: kinda mean-dom!kaeya and sub!fem anatomy/pronouns reader

teasing!, exhibitionism, kaeya fingers you in public at angel's share lol, kaeya calls reader 'sweetheart, 'good girl,' and 'princess,' perfect mix of degradation and praise, and a bit of cussing. also diluc is mentioned here (NOT IN A SHIP WAY)

kaeya's fingers walked themselves up your right thigh as you side-eyed him. the cavalry captain had practically begged you to come with him to angel's share for a few drinks after work. so smooth with his words and charming with his eyes, of course you accepted.

you should've known he would've found some way to make it all the more exciting. and that's how you ended up with his fingers mere centimeters from your panties.

you turned your head, gently resting it on kaeya's shoulder. "what are you doing? i thought we were keeping things professional." you whispered into his ear, watching his fingers tighten their grip on his glass.

"don't like playing with fire, sweetheart?" he teased his fingers around the band of your panties. you parted your lips to respond before he suddenly snapped the band of your panties against your skin. he chuckled at that, setting his glass down.

he slowly moved his hands away, playing with the hem of your skirt as you pouted.

"what? were you expecting something? hm?" he teased you as your eyes widened.

you glanced around the crowded tavern, leaning against the corner. "kaeya, we're in a tavern-"

"and? if you really want it-" he smirked against your skin, leaning to press a kiss to your neck. "you'll beg for it."

you let out a small gasp when he pressed his lips into the sweet spot below your jaw. "i-" you bit your lip, averting your eyes to the ceiling. "please, kaeya."

he grinned, rubbing your bare thighs gently. "please what, princess?"

"touch me!" you hissed as his fingers tapped on your skin.

"so rude." kaeya chastised you, yet he allowed his fingers to graze the front of your panties, feeling your hips squirm under his touch.

you were suddenly painfully aware of each and every other patron. you could hear them speaking, laughing, looking around. you felt nervous thinking they'd look in the corner and find you in your compromising position.

you could spot diluc at the bar, glancing at you from the corner of his eye.

it was then that kaeya decided to move your panties to the side and stroke your wet slit.

you let out a quiet gasp, hand rising to cover your mouth as you made eye contact with his brother.

kaeya slowly collected your slick on his fingers, running them up and down your pussy. he stopped every so often to gently rub and flick at your clit, your hips jumping to meet his fleeting touches.

"fuck- kaeya, more, please." you whined softly, looking up at him.

"good job, sweetheart. you'll find that being polite is the most useful tool in getting what you want." kaeya praised, slowly inserting his fingers into your hole as you leaned over on the table. one hand supported your head while the other clamped down over your mouth to stay silent.

"you feel so tight- and so wet. are you really this worked up from being touched in a tavern? how naughty. i never expected you to be so fucking needy, princess."

you squirmed in your seat as kaeya finger-fucked you, taking great care to stretch his fingers out and press them deeply into you. he grazed the spot he knew you adored, pressing his lips to your ear.

"be a good girl for me, and take it." he reminded you. "oh, and do try to be decent. we are in public, after all."

[seancekitsch]

YOOO PLEASE GIVE ME AN ADRIAN CHASE MUTUAL PINING SITUATION WHERE THEY END UP KISSING DEEPLY AGAINST A WALL 🤪🙈

hey bestie here ya go pce nd luv

“Just team them up and let them fuck!” you hear Chris’ voice through the door before you even enter. Damn, its too early for this.

“Let who fuck?” you ask as you open the door to HQ, not bothering to take off your sunglasses as you plopped down between Adrian and Leota. 

“You and Thimble over there!”

You blink and stutter, but Adrian answers before you can.

“Dont call me Thimble, I’m a late bloomer!”

“You know thats not a-“

“Stop!” Leota yells, only to get the two to stop arguing. You nudge her in thanks and she gives only the slightest nod in recognition. 

“No, thats not what’s happening,” Emilia interrupts.

“Adebayo and Economos are staying in the van, Chris and Adrian are taking the east, Y/n and I will go west.”

That checks, thats solid. You zone out after you hear the main details. You’re sure you can mesh out the little stuff later. You’re hungover, but the man next to you seems not to be. The unbearably cute, totally not hungover, hilarious as shit man next to you. It’s hard to focus on anything other than him. You remember last night, everyone had left the bar except for the two of you. You’d done something pathetic, maybe, but you pretended you didn’t know how to play pool so Adrian would teach you. Emilia and Chris know you’re a bit of a pool shark, but why would he? You let him lean in close against your back, trying hard not to lean back, press your ass against him, as he bent you over the pool table to get the best angle. The amount of liquid courage and the weeks you’d wanted to kiss him were needed to even attempt that.

Adrian, similarly, can’t focus on this meeting either. All he can think of is you, you, you. You make him feel…things. Anything. Frustration, anger, joy, even maybe love. Chris spent the morning telling him all about how you could beat anyone blindfolded in pool after he bound in here excited about the supposed progress he’d made in woo’ing you. He loved being that close to you. He almost kissed you last night but that nagging doubt he hasn’t managed to kill yet stopped him short.

“Take a breather, regroup in ten!” Emilia says, and it snaps you from your thoughts. 

You stand quickly, swaying a little as last night hits you again, and make a beeline to the door that leads to the alley. You need fresh air like you need a hole in the head, which you do probably also need after that embarrassing display in front of the man you like last night. 

The second you’re in the alley, you take a deep breath, and rub the heel of your palm against your sternum to ground yourself. 

“Shame we aren’t paired together,” you hear from behind you, and whip around a little too quickly to see Adrian standing there.

“Damn right it is. We make a good team,” you offer back, lifting your sunglasses for the first time since you left home this morning. 

“Right? just like in pool,” his tone sounds like that same teasing he does when he kills someone.

“I could even show you some moves,” he offers, and it’s not clear if he know what he does to you, the butterflies he causes in your stomach.

“oh… Yeah? What moves would those be?” almost a falter, but a smooth landing. 

He steps forward, and you take a step back instinctually. 

He steps forward more, and then only stopping when you gasp at the feeling of the brick wall against your back.

“Well first, you have to trap them. I mean, if they can escape, you can’t kill them, right?”

You nod, shoulders relaxing as his hands find their way to the bricks on either side of your head. 

“Then what?” you ask, feigning innocence. You know exactly what position means.

“Find their weak spot,” he whispers, before smashing his lips against your own. It’s messy and sloppy, but so are the two of you sometimes. His lips travel around your face, your jaw, your neck.

And then he bites down right below your pulse point, earning him a wanton moan.

“That your weak spot?” he teases, and you smack him on the back playfully. His hands leave the wall to grab at you, one hand finding the base of your neck; the other one hiking your leg up around his hip. His lips descend back against your own, his glasses fogged up and cheeks flushed. 

“See, I told you they needed to team up!” 

And the two of you freeze. A perfect moment ruined by your mutual best friend. 

Both of you laugh, and you peck him twice more on the lips before untangling from him. 

“Hasn’t played pool, fucking bullshit,” Chris continues, and you all laugh your way to the van, Adrian’s arm around your waist.