#YIPPEE NICE BEDTIME STORY

[baconcolacan]

STOP HURTING MY BEAUTIFUL BLUE BOY 😭😭😭

Also Matt was super cute here

[starletdust]

>.< Cg lanwga adn lwil rweki hcz?!?!?

𐙚 cg langa & little reki hcs !!!!!

it is so harrrddd to find a photo of these two that fits ……….. i am back !!!! yippee !!!!!!!!

⋆⁺₊⋆ ⋮ reki mostly regresses from 5-8 !! he’s gone younger before , but it’s super rare

˖⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⋮ the chattiest tiny ever , always talking langa’s ear off about whatever’s on his mind (っω⊂) langa always tries to pay as much attention as he can — though reki is impossibly hyper !

⋆⁺₊⋆ ⋮ reki has some issues with putting off his regression , especially when workin on a skateboard / fixing langa’s … but he slips pretty easily with just a bit of assistance !! and maybe some bribery >ᴗ<

⋆ ࣪˖⊹ ⋮ reki is clingy in the sense that he’s always following langa around if he’s not affectionately attacking him . ( he will either cry or explode something if langa leaves )

⟢ lots of their time spent together is langa working on something or just sitting there while reki crawls all over him and just talks and talks ໒꒰ྀི◜ ཅ ◝ ꒱ྀི১ especially at bedtime , the bitty is a horror to put to sleep /hsrs

⋆⁺₊⋆ ⋮ coloring !! except reki will instead doodle random things all over it and try to make some story out of it . langa can give him a coloring sheet of a flower and reki’s drawing a car on top of it with a dinosaur in the background

⟢ reki was a dinosaur kid and absolutely still is while regressed .. (⸝⸝> ω <⸝⸝)

˖⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⋮ langa is much more affectionate with reki while caring for him because he accepts it so much easier , or at the very least doesn’t initially reject it ໒꒰ྀི˶˃ᆺ˂˶ ꒱ྀིა and it’s easy to calm him down with a nice , tight hug and a few scalp scritches !!! ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა

the bribery in questjon is a new finger board

this has been sitting in my drafts because i finished it right when i lost my phone TwT

[omppupiiras]

well it was nice of him to give us all a bedtime story i guess now i can finally go to sleep and wake up in less than 5 hours to go to work yippee

[keebwee]

i think about how i lived with like 20-30 young queer people for a week straight (i am a young queer) and our conversations consistently used words and jokes we all deemed goofy

me: god i am so tired

friend: go eep

friend 2: eepy moment

yippee was a HUGE thing there. one person would say YIPPEEE and everyone would erupt in yippees the counselors were so confused

fire lake was also a really funny joke. people were told they could get kicked out of camp and it ended up turning into two campers saying being kicked out means youd be sent to fire lake. same with strikes n stuff. people got strikes for the stupidest things so we kept saying that as a joke (along with a finger waggle)

someone: (penis joke)

another person: THATS IT STRIKE THREE YOURE GOING TO FIRE LAKE

or someone would genuinely get in trouble (the director would ask to speak with them privately) and theyd just go "abt to be sent to fire lake guys"

we also convinced some of the counselors to tell us bedtime stories which usually had nice morals and stuff and then WE'D tell a story and its literally twilight or the outsiders but with animals. i told one about a very stupid idiot guy being hit by a train

i did this last year too but i think in terms of experience with campers, this year was better. the organization and format of the week sucked this year, but the campers and the other counselors (not the damn director we all did not like them) really made it better everyone was so silly

overall love yall ik some of u guys follow me and might see this <33

[nerdyblackgirlsstuff]

Preview for a fic!

Shhh...

Shuffle Shuffle..

Tick Tack Tick Tack...

Words that described the ambience sounds around you as you lied in the bed of your boyfriends dorm.

The shushing from heavy rain outside, it was really coming down. Your phone vibrated for the 3rd time of a flash flood warning but you ignored it. You were a few stories up and 9 times out of 10 it usually didn't happen. But in the case that it did, it was a Friday and you wouldn't be missing any school, just a day off. Yippee.

The shuffling came yourself as you tried to get comfortable enough to sleep. It wasn't that you weren't comfortable enough, the heavy all might comforter that your lover had insisted you use when you gota little chilly helped that. You just weren't in the sleeping mood. But damn it, you spent months getting your sleep schedule right and you wouldn't let one night throw it off!

Lastly, the clicking came from none other than your boyfriend, Izuku Midoriya. He was working vigorously on his hero portfolio that wasn't due in another 5 months. He had a habit of over doing things, so it was no surprise when you found he had passed the 2,000 word minimum on the first day. You hadn't started yours yet though, so you couldn't judge him. Besides, the keyboard was good ASMR.

For the hundredth time tonight, you tried to slip into slumber even though your body and mind ignored. Why couldn't you sleep? All the pieces were in the puzzle, nice ambience, a warm bed, past your bedtime, everything. You sighed and rose, finally admitting defeat against your internal struggle for Mr. Sandmans spell and did what you always did when the going gets rough.

"Hey, I thought you were asleep. You ok?"

You pulled the extra chair in the corner of his room beside his and leaned against his shoulder and held his hand.

"Mhmm, can't sleep..." Deku returned the affection by squeezing your hand tighter and rubbing it with his hands. The scars scratched your flesh, but instead of painfull it was more gentle.

Your tired eyes looked into his round bright ones. A small blush built up under them behind his freckles that decorated his chubby cheeks. His smile bright as ever brought warmth to your stomach and had you remembering that nice giddy feeling you got whenever you were first pinning after eachother. A stray hair out of place and you pushed back up into his forest of dark green hair, your hand lingered just enjoying the feeling of his fluffy head that you loved combing through when he was stressed.

Dekus eyes grew half open in a lovely dovey stare and inched closer to your face. He loved having you in his room. And the only thing he loved more than that was having you in favorite shirt for pajamas, and having you in the all might pajama shorts he bought for you, and having you curled up in his blanket, and latched onto his arm. You were so cute like this, you always got so needy and pouty when you were tired but couldn't sleep. You hated it but he loved it.

He saves his document and closed out the tab. "I can work on this later, I don't want to have gotten so far for it to not save because of the storm."

You layed you chest onto his head. "You could probably type it all by the time the sun rises, hell maybe even more." He chuckled and rubbed your arm, "Silly girl." He whispered as you sat in silence.

Nothing but the sound of rain pattering lingered as you enjoyed the ambience, the occasional heavy breath would leave Izuku, which he did when he was thinking about something. You would've noticed if you weren't do the same thing.

[summoning-potema]

Sims screenshot dump time >:) a variety of things under the cut. Above you can see Sam and Maru sharing an inside joke apparently. Probably about Seb.

I'm gonna ramble again sooooo sorry. I love them. I love them all. Also sorry I have no theme to this blog, thank you for looking if you are - i know i run a clusterfuck blog but it's how I operate :3

To start off, here are the parting screenshots of her little cabin before I started adding the extension and top floor. See the little divider behind her microwave :') I love how cluttered and thrown together this place was. It's so fun telling a story through ur sims houses... if only the game was robust enough to like. Make those things have meaning.

Looking at these now I'm 99% sure Shane was crying under the covers in that second one. He is. very sad. all the time.

And so, we bid adieu to this little ol cabin. I backed it up for when the next pack comes out, because I'm restarting in a new save with these guys. Still not over them, will never be over them, I feel weird about being stuck on them but not enough to change LOL

Addie asked the boyf if he would move in :)

Any time I draw or play or write them I question myself lol how grey spec can i REALLY be if i am this much of a fucking sap. THEY ARE IN LOVE YOUR HONOR

Samson interlude :) look at this sunshiney boy.

So. New house is in the works. It's almost completely furnished, and now that it's spring in my game, I'm expanding some of her crops. She has a "Green"House right now that has every basemental drugs weed strain in it, but besides that I didn't really focus her crops around anything. I want her to have a ton of flowers, a self-sufficient amount of veggies, and an orchard. Will take screenshots after I finish landscaping and take photos my long-in-progress stard3w sims. i'm proud (lol. it's the sims) of how they came out so i wanna share!!!!

The only action shots i have of her GreenHouse are from their new years/housewarming party, a little after Shane and Jas moved in :D Greenhouse door is locked for anyone who isn't of age, don't worry, Jas can't get in there. There's a keg in there too -_- unsavory place

Abby's parents were at this party. Poor kid. Look at Shane and his three weed smoking girlfriends. they look like the fucking trAMP STAMPS OH MY GOD

ahem.

Jas was keeping busy by talking to. Gus. The entire time. I tried to invite Vince but I guess it was past his bedtime, so she was the lone kid :(

Marnie is in the BG with... i think a rootbeer float. If anyone has curly hair recs that have a long braid PLEASE let me know oh my god. I want her hair to look how i draw it :( hopefully there's one out there with an actual brown salt and pepper swatch, and not a mousey brunette swatch. Why didn't I invest time in 3d modeling so i can do this myself??

Awkward arms out yippee new year

Here we are at the 10 image limit. Here's the customary favorite shot of the bunch

Then Perish.

if you're here have a nice day don't listen to angry ass old fart shane. remember he hides under his girlfriend's sheets and cries himself to sleep. he's going through it

[fortheheavenssake]

August 11

LH Anon

MM ANON with love and humour, here is some light entertainment that might lift some spirits today, all fun and no truth as usual (sorry have just seen a new MM ANON come in, this is the one from yesterday)

… Red face nutmeg? … the mogul and the mistress?

“The Mongrel and The Mistress” - a working title.

© Sussex Royal Scam Foundation

All media enquires via (TBC - presently unconfirmed due to PR cheque clearance issues)

Book Synopsis: A royally sad tale of how canine allergies to Nutmeg led HRH the DOS to abandon her rescue dogs. Suitable only for those who believe that Sugars and a Spice are all things nice.

… … dig deeper ……… the air is thick up north … floodgates darlings, it’s a tsunami!!……

It was MMs made up birthday on the 4th August! Yippee! Both the BRF and the family she wishes she never had sent an assortment of goodies to the Vauxhall secure unit which were recorded as below by the 24/7 correctional facility / 4th secretary this year / Darren RPO staff

HMTQ - x13 1 ply toilet paper 12 pack

LG- Note that toilet paper will be required to clear up the shitnami she has got herself into

Prince Phillip - Balmoral fruitcake iced with assorted and creative swearwords

PH - Notification of restraining order protecting himself and Frogmore Shack

The Duke & Duchess of Cambridge - Book entitled ‘The Law of Holes’

Thomas Markle - Lump of coal and request for funds

Doria - n/a noted that maternal instinct was temporarily forgotten that day

the duke and the duchsex …… the faster I paper, the more cracks ……

So many book ideas, so few royal duties to get in the way of writing! The more crack crackers MM consumes, the faster the confused words flow!

“The Duke and the Duchsex” - a working title.

© Sussex Royal Scam Foundation

All media enquires via (TBC - presently unconfirmed due to PR cheque clearance issues)

Book Synopsis: A royally saucy introduction to the facts of life, this is a suitable bedtime story for reborn dolls. Certainly not appropriate for any human with or without reading comprehension skills.

he buried his mistakes……

MA was in touch yesterday in quite a panic. While MM didn’t care enough to find out why, she is willing to support his self re-invention as a You Tube chef blogger. This includes following him via Sussex Royal Instagram next month for a fee of 142% of all profits. Filming is making slow progress with 72 takes being rejected by beta viewers who say that there is no demand in civilised society for his ‘twig and berry pudding’.

it’s a phishing expedition … venison on the menu?…… “ 🎼 only the lonely 🎼”.

MM’s invitation to Balmoral must have been lost in the royal mail according to Mio. He has assured her that HMTQ is awaiting the arrival of the Sussex clan with bated breath, despite a large sign being erected at the estate gates (Markle Free Zone, Bog Off). The undeterred duo hopped a fence down one of the side lanes to appear at the pre-arranged a pap wade in the fly fishing stream. Mio’s casting technique left a lot to be desired and little to the imagination when his errant fly hooked the wig from MMs head. While waving his rod around in an attempt to dislodge it, this seemed to catch the attention of a passing stag. Like a damp wig to a buck it charged, it’s antlers lodging firmly in Mio’s squishy regions. He is reported to be resting comfortably on his tummy in a lonesome hospital ward somewhere. The stag has been awarded Queens Honours for services to HMTQs sense of humour.

You are amazing! Thank you so much! Yes, much needed humour and laughs! You made my day! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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An anon deciphered MM Anon’s riddle with love and humour!  It's fun!  I'm sure you will enjoy it!  Thank you anon!  You made my night!😁❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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