#YESSSSSSSSSSS FUCK YESS

[chirp-featherfowl]

DANIELLE RADFORD LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[joffyworld]

COOKED

FUCKING COOKED

Today’s Menu Cult of the lamb Mafia Au

Enjoy while they look down on you

[daily-sapphic-song]

Arcane S2 A1 live thoughts:

Episode 1:

YESSSSSSSSSSS YEAAAAAAHHHHHH THANK GOD MEL IS ALIVE

oh my god new arcane holy shit

are they the only two what abt viktor. Oh nvm

KIRAMMAN

YES AMBESSA

VIKTOR OMG

WTF

I LOVE HOW FRANTIC THIS IS

frankenstein that bitch

NEW INTRO JOLY SHIT

This goes SO HARD

MEL IN INTRO

WAIT THIS INTRO GOES SO HARD

KIRAMMAN

cait... vi!!!

AAAAAAAA. Had to explain to my brother that the funeral being gray and charcoal was stylistic not a lower budget

Amazing.

MEL!!! I LOVE HER SO MUCH

God its so pretty... the clouds.

I love mel undermining her mom

What does the letter say cait... oh her dad.

VI! oh shit. Oh. OH. THST LINE WAS FROM THE TRAILER. HANDHOLDING. OH SHIT. BADGE. cait that was. The wrong choice.

NOOOOOOOO MY HEART

um. Vander lookalike.

JAYCE. MEL. WTF VIKTOR.

SURVIVORS GUILT!

MEL my fav.

Cait. gulp.

ANOTHER LINE FROM THE TRAILER

CAIT BASED

Vi stop DRINKING. HAHAHHA MADDIE

Maddie <3

God so pretty

Cait trying not to cry. God the animation.

Oh shit. Bomb?

Oh. NONONONONONO

WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAJWOAJ

BRUTAL CHAINSAW WOMAN

OH SHIT

OH.

MADDIE!

CAIT! NO MADDIE!!!

AS ALWAYS the fights are immaculate

NOW KISS

oh a horror movie scene hammer time

MADDIE NOOOOO

oh shit

Jayce? Harold!

These are all just from the trailer holy shit

Vi! Oh god giant shimmer beast

Oh, ambessa...

Kinda hot ngl

Cait still upset. Oh

My god. gay

Oh kiramman secrets?

YOU WHAT MEL? AGREE?

CAIT!!!! WHAT DID SHE SEE?????

oh. THIS GOES HARD. VI!!!

OH. SINGED???

WOLF.

Episode 2:

IS THAT JINX. Jinx and silco,,,

Letting him go,,, i love the themes of grief so far, excellent work

The intro still goes so hard

Silco????

Only 3 left huh,, i see a power vacuum

Love the beat synced with jinxs footsteps

LMAO they fell on jinx

PROTECT THE CHILD

OH SHIT. LETS GO. LOVE JINX THIS SEASON SO FAR HOLY SHIT

OHMYGOD QUEEN???? WTF

Hes vaping.

Another scene from the trailer.

HAHAHHA PERIDOT LIMB ENHANCERS

WARWICK???

SEVIKA MY LOVE

Come on sevika,,,

HAHAHHAA JINX TALKING TO DEAD PEOPLE SHE COULD NEVER

Ah the themes of grief again

Watch it all burn,,,

Viktor! Hes awake! EW. brotha eugh. Is he naked???? JAYCE TURN AROUND

WTF

GAY? this feels not straight.

Uhoh. Viktor??? GAY???? GAY. Jayce,,,

WHAT THE FUCK VIKTOR

Ekko!! Heimerdinger!

HEIMERDINGER LMAO. This is from a trailer too!

HAHAHAH YES OF COURSE?? COULD'VE BEEN ANYONE BRO

Viktor cult leader arc? Wtf.

What did u do jinx

WTF VI??? this is kinda freaky ngl

Claggors goggles,,, oh shit. This is kinda scary.

Relax cait holy shit. LMAO THE GAUNTLET ON HER SHOULDER HAHAHAHA

oh another trailer scene

Oh they cut some of this out. HAHAHHAHAHA

LETS GOOOOO SEVIKA

OH SHIT NEW ARM

I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC

THE CHILD

THE ARM HAHAHAHHAHA

He has hair (Smeech)

MY LIMB ENHANCERS

EW SMEECH

That was awesome. Love their dynamic so much

Back to cult activities

So many trailer shots

Wtf viktor. HUHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK

CULT!!!!

OH SHIT WARWICK

OH SHIT

THATS IT?????

Episode 3:

YESS WHAT DID CAIT SEE?

Oh. That went kinda hard

LMAO THE DOLLS

CAIT????

Ambessa?

Wtf??? Oh no THE ROSE?

Brutal

Oh the gays

KISS PLEASE ! PLEASE?

LETS GOOOO HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD YESSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

MELLLLLLL

THE GAYS

No more gays

LMAO JAYCE

Aka magic corrupts

The gays.

Mel! I love her

I like ekko and jayce together didnt expect it

OH. THE GAYS.

Intense eye contact

Another scene from the trailer lmao

Oh wow oh no.

Uhoh.

ANOTHER SCENE FROM THE TRAILER

Epic battle ,,,

Done it to myself enough,,, ouch

Oh she sounds like she wants to die that's

Something.

THE KID LMAO

STOP

SEVIKA OH SJITTT

WHAT THE FUCK????????

WOAH THIS IS TRIPPY

OH

SHE TOOK THE SHOT

OH. CHILD. OKAY GOOD

DIDNT SHOOT THE CHILD

OH. NO.

THIS IS BAD

OH kinda pretty

THE GAYS

Oh. THAT. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.

OH. I SEE.

Alura?? MEL??

MEL MY BELOVED???

CAIT

Cait? ?

IS CAIT GOING TO BE ELECTED

I KNEW IT

SHE LOOKS SO SHOCKED LMAO

WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PLAN

AMBESSA???

CAIT??????

EXCUSE ME

[fuckstories]

Sculpture Chat

Hey Boy! How Are You? My Name Is Mervyn! You're Know About Me. Im The Most Awesomeest Person On This Whole Wide World!! Why??

Because I'm Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Good!!! I Am An Artist. But Only Like You've Never Seen Before In Your Entire Life!!!

So First, How About A Little Picture For You?!?!?

Cool Right?!? Yesssssss That's Me Doing Some Scary Stuff!!!!!!

And Now How About Some Cool Sculpting Right Here?!?!?

Wow Isn't That Cool?!?!?!??!? Wow Man That Was Beautiful To See!!!!!!

OK Man You've Already Seen That, You Know It's Awesomeness And Everything. What Else Ya Gonna Show Me?!?!??!

Ok Ok Fine I'll Show You Some Sculpting Of A Different Kind This Time!!!!!

A Sexy Kind Of Sculpture

You Like That Right? I Can't Hear You From All The Way Up Here!!!!!

Now Let's Take A Trip To My Room!!!

That Sounds Like Fun, Because You Know What I Have On My Bed!!!

Yea You Know What I'm Talking About!!!!!!!

It's A Naked Lady!!!!!

She Looks Good Even Though She's Just A Skeleton!

Well Actually Her Name Is Chastity Ann She's My Beautiful Wife And I Love Her A Lot, And She Loves Me Too!!!

Look At How She Look So Sexy Even Without Any Clothes On!!!!!!

Yesssss!! Yesssss!! Yesssss! Yeah Baby!! She's Hot!!! She's Smoking Hot!!!!!!

So Here Are Some Sculptures Of Her!

Look At How She Looks Even More Beautiful When I Sculpt Her!!!!!!

Wow That's Amazing!! That's Sooo Beautiful Man!!!

And I Still Ain't Done Y'all!!!!!

Now Let Me Show You The Finale!!!!

This Is Sooooooo Hot! Sooo Fucking Hot!!!!!!!

She's Sooo Hot Damn!!!

Yes Yes Yesss Yes!!!!! Yesssss Yes Yes Yes Yesss Yes Yes Yesssss Yesss Yes Yesss Yes Yes Yes Yessss Yes Yesss Yes Yes Yesss Yes Yes Yesss Yesss Yes Yesss Yesss Yes Yes Yesssss Yes Yes Yes Yesss Yes Yes Yesss Yes Yes Yes Yesss Yes Yesss Yes Yes Yessss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss

The Best Sculptures In The Whole Damn World!!!!!

No Man Has Ever Sculpted Anything Better Than This!!!

Yea It Is!!! Yeees Yes Yes It's Amazing!!!!!! Yes Yes Yes It Is!!!!!!

I Want You To Tell Me That You Don't Think So!!!

I'm Going To Say This Out Loud If I Have To!!!!!

Because There Is No Doubt About It!!!!!!

Now Let's Put A Few More Pics Up On The Big Screen!!!

Now Can We Please Look At Them Again!?!?

Yesssss Yes Yes Yes Yes Yessss Yessss Yes Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yessss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yes Yesss Yes Yesss Yesss Yes Yesss Yes Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yessss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yessss Yesss Yessss Yesss Yessss Yessss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yessss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yessss Yesss Yessss Yessss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yessss Yesss Yesss Yessss Yesss Yessss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yessss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yesss Yessss Yessss Yesss Yessss Yessss Yess Yesss Yesss Yessss Yesss Yessss Yesss Yessss Yesssss Yesssssssssss

Thank You Man, Thank You Man I Know You're Probably Not Really Here But I Truly Appreciate It!!

OK Ok Ok Ok I Give Up!! No One Is Going To Believe Any Of This!!!

Well Folks, That's The Truth! If Anyone Would Like To Prove Me Wrong They Can Come To My Studio And See For Themselves! I'll Be Here Until Next Week. So Come On By Anytime!

I'd Say Goodbye, But We All Know We're Just Gonna Chat Again Next Week So There's No Point!

Please Feel Free To Share This Story With Your Friends... After All, Who Wouldn't Want To Get In Touch With The Legend Of Sculpture Man??!!!

This Has Been An Email From An Actual Person... That Is A Real Sculpture Of A Person!!!

Ok Everybody, We Will Be Chatting Again Next Week!!! I Hope You Have Enjoyed This Edition Of Sculpture Chat!!!!

[depresseddepot]

live blogging my starfield thoughts under the cut

- the music is interesting. I'm crazy about it in some scenes but others feel almost like minecraft music? Not a bad thing at all but definitely an interesting direction

- do you think you get to pick your crew/recruit different npcs??? Also: YES GOD ANALOG SCIENCE FICTION. YESSSSSSSSSS my alien: isolation heart is so fucking excited abut that!!!

- ahhh, I see how they got around the "open world" question. I was wondering how they would make a game that could run well w that many locations completely open world that didn't feel empty. I'm not too upset abt it tbh, I'd rather it play and run well than be completely open world. I feel like the expanse of space would get boring going from solar system to solar system after a while anyways

- new atlantis. What a metal name lol

- CONTRABAND????? YESSSSSSSSSSS

- oh im getting dbh vibes. Im trying so hard to be normal but its not working very well

- i hope there are parts of this game that's like. Scary. Horror lol

- oh that good old bethesda conversation zoom in with absolutely no emotion

- "the united colonies" now. girl i don't know about that

- the freestar space system looks cool DANCING HUMANS IN ALIEN SUITS????

- CHARACTER CREATION PORTION LETS GO

- walk style yes. im a little disappointed by the customization being only blending facial morphs together but until i mess w it myself ill have no idea what it can actually do

- BACKGROUNDS YESSSSS. TRAITS YESS. THE ADORING FAN YES HE CAN JOIN YOUR CREW????? also you can choose the trait where you just have parents you can go visit AHSHHAJAJA.

- THEY KILLED HIM????

- ohhh the skills are challenge based now. I actually like that a lot, it tells you specifically what to do to upgrade that skill.

- vents....omg.

- i wonder what earth is going to be like? is it destroyed etc? I want to walk on OUR moon

- OHHH YOU CAN CHANGE THE SHAPE OF YOUR SHIP >>>>>

- ugh. our character is so badass

- some of these ships are NOT capable of spaceflight btw but I can suspend my disbelief for the excitement lmfao

- ill admit, the ship battle system looks EXTREMELY irritating to control for me personally, so I hope they have things that help aim/steering.

- sandwiches are the new cheese wheel lmfao

- GRANDMA?????????????? OH MY GOD IS THAT THE SKYRIM GRANDMA? IM GOING TO START CRYING

- i cannot wait to play this game. This is the first game i want to play without any spoilers bc i want to explore so badly

- the lighting is so hazy and nice....the quiet sandy moons....im so excited....

- so it seems like the artifacts give you special abilities a la shouts??? I don't care abt guns so i have nothing else to say on the weapons section lol

- ohhh IM SO EXCITED. ITS FINALLY HERE

[meichenxi]

Hello!! Tell me what you think about Polish 😊

hiiiiii karo!!!

SO. I am fairly ignorant about Slavic languages in general - I have never learnt any and I don't have imminent plans to.

given that I know relatively little - let me go on wikipedia and RATE POLISH for typological features I PERSONALLY find very sexy.

(for legal reasons, all languages have intrinsic value, this is just for fun, and I know very little about polish. my opinions hold no weight and that's ~just fine~)

'characterised by a high degree of inflection, and has relatively free word order' >>>>> VERY sexy objectively speaking, cases are sexy, the ability to put random words in random places to mean slightly different things is very sexy 10/10 would go home with probably

'dominant arrangement is subject-verb-object' >>> hmm very averagely Indo-European, 5/10

'frequent dropping of subject pronouns' >>>> this means I assume that if there's relatively free word order that the verb endings are distinct enough. I'm assuming there is NOT the same tolerance for ambiguity as in chinese (lmao) so this bodes well!!! all cool people hate obligatory subject pronouns, so 11/10

'vowel alternations which cause vowel changes in some words depending on whether the syllable is closed or open...' >>>> EXCELLENT FUCKING. YESSS. no further comments 9/10

'consonant changes....now produce a number of different changes depending on which consonant is involved' >>>>> Ohhhhhhhh we love a good bit of fossilised grammar from a previous stage in the language!!!!! conservatively going to go for 100/10

'it retains seven cases' >>>>> YESSSSSSSSSSS *sicko meme* haha....yess......1000000/10

'singular and plural; it used to have dual' >>>>> very indo-european, points for effort, like the synchronically irregular plural but COULD 5/10

'there are three cases that always have the same ending in the plural, regardless of gender or declension class' >>>>> you better keep a fucking EYE on that syncretism!!! we don't want your nouns going the way of the old english!!!

dative plural -om!!!!!! instrumental plura -ami or -mil!!!!!! hello my old indo-european friends!!!! so good to see a familiar face in my time of need!!!!! loses two points for predictability, but 8/10 for those nostalgic proto-indo-european vibes

oh I am So intrigued by this. a THREE WAY animacy distinction??? but only in the masculine???? what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck. and for EVERY plural to collapse into a generic non-personal-masculine category and be exactly the same (te)!!!!! also hiiii to neuter nominative and accusative being the same, waving at my other little indo-european friends across the table <3

(after spending time doing Weird indo-european languages like scottish gaelic i.e. ones that really don't....do typical indo-european things, and then languages like chinese....it is so immensely comforting to look at an inflection table of a language I have never studied in a language FAMLY I have never studied and go...hm. that looks familiar.)

I'm also very intrigued by the nom. plural masculine personal demonstrative 'ci'. I don't know enough about polish orthography + phonology to know but...is this an expected pronunciation change? like is it because of the vowel / palatalisation? how would 'ti' be pronounced? or is this properly suppletive?? (i.e. is it a word that originally came from a different source and has sort of Snuck its way in?) if so YES ALL my homies love suppletion

Absolutely 100000/10, and this is ONLY nominative and accusative. what a stonker of an ability to inflect!!! I am SO curious!!

this is getting SPICY!

'emotionally charged nicknames' >>>> this is even better than the german 'some rivers'. 16/10 polish can have that point.

but also I'm going to take away some points for predictability. oh?? your masculine nouns end in a consonant??? you can KNOW that? boring 4/10

.....I take it back. it's pure chaos. 16/10 once again.

Ok, it's FAR too late for me to unpack all of these delicious animacy treats, but....my gosh!!!!! I think this has to be my favourite thing so far. I LOVE animacy, and the personal / animate distinction here is fascinating to me. the idea of elevating objects to animate that have something to do with human activity / beloved objects is fairly common with what I know of animacy in general.

'it is common for personal masculine nouns to change gender to inanimate to create semantic neologisms' >>> OHHHHH this is EXTREMELY cool and makes total sense. an editor = not a person, but a thing that edits = becomes inanimate to showcase that difference in meaning. EXCUSE ME 5000000/10, extremely cool.

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that's it for now - thank you Karo and thank you Polish for this wild ad wonderful cornucopia of delights!! I am not likely to learn it soon, but I may spend some more time pouring over the wiki page. the stuff about animacy is FASCINATING.

thank you!!!

[omg-gojo]

SOOOOOOOOO EARTHRISE

Earthrise HEELLLLLL YEAAAHHH

Episode 1

One minute in an elita Is a badass as always

Megatron has a point

Soundwave~

OMG THATS MESSED UP MEGATRON

Shockwave~

Shochwave Is gonna stay im telling

TELL HIM ELITA

Chromia Is a tactic planner~

MEGATRON

Don't tell me Megatron Is at the same pla-

Megatron's fanboys~

IS THAT A LIGHTSABER ELITA?!

Ha-ha redalert

HOLLLY HELLL MEGATROON

Wait sheeeeeeet

Was MEGATRON a simp for Elita? OwO but let's be honest who wouldn't

Buh i wanted more of Elita

Episode 2

Pirates

Quintessons!

NOOOOO NOOOOOO MY SHIPPER MIND DON'T DO THIS TO MEEEE

Dude omg Starscream now you are double black listed

GIRL ELITA IS MY GIIIIIRRL

Megatron Is insane

Ooohhhh mmyyyyyyy gooooo- it was a spoiler

Ohh sheet

AAAATRRIIIIIEEEEEELLLLLL HE SAYYYYY IT OMGGGGGG IIM GONNNNAAA CRYYYYYYYYYY

Dude fuck It Megatron x Elita you can't stop me now

Nooooo MEGATRON don't do It at least save Chromiaaaa AHHHHHHHHH

Wawhaaaaaaat yesssssssssss thank goodness

What the fuck Jetfire

Yeahhh chromiaaa

Yeah! Mercenaries

Omg what Is that??? (With Cardi B voice)

Episode 3

Baby bumblebee yyyeeeeeeaaahhhh

Ratchet~

Moonracer was the sniper girl

Omg what Is that? (Cardi B voice)

Optimus i know you're verte nerdy and i love It but... Shut up

Welp shit optimus

Arceeee~~~

....... Botanica? Nah

Dude! Seriously Elita Is like the best leader

Where does optimus keeps His axe

He just yeet him!

Episode 5

Did... Did megatron saved the Autobots???

Weahhh ravage

SERIOUSLY?!?

Noooo ravage

Noooo no bumblebee x arcee what about my baby triplechanger?

STARSCREAM DON'T YOU DARE TO PUSH RAVAGE AGAIN

STARSCREAM PLEASE

This tedtalk Is the tea JUST GOLD

What hapenned for Elita to change her name??

No you DIDN'T NOOOOO OPTIMUS SHE'S ALIVE NOOOOOOOO HIS POOR HEART! MY POOR HEART I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

UUUUUFFFFFF THAT POSITION OPTIMUS YOU NASTYYYY

Yikes even i felt that

Bros

Soundwave you sweety

My oh my this uncomfortable Situation

Uugghhhh starscreaaaaaam (omg i became tfp megatron)

Great argument

Noooooo pleaseee not again

I WORNED YOU STARSCREAM TRIPLE BLACK LISTED

Lol

Ohhhh the phantom zoneeeeee

Episode 6

FLAASHHHHBACK

Alpha trion?!? Well shit

Sky lynx? Wtf hapenned

Staff of Solus? I thought It was a hammer

Awww Optimus

Are those the primes?!

Edgy sky lynx

GALVATROOOOOOOOON no fucking way

Fredooooooooom o redemption Is ok too!

Holly shit forshadowing

OOOOHHHH now i get why all the war started. ALPHA TRION DIDN'T GIVE THE MATRIX TO ARIEL

Said! Say ELITA, sky Lynx!

ELITAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK FORSHADOWING

NEMESIS PRIMEEEEE

Dude the forshadowing for optimus and megatron

Sky lynx in short Is telling him to be a gen z

NOOOOO SKYYYYYY

UNICRON

THE REFERENCE OF THE MOVIE

THE GOLDEN DISKKKKKKKKKK

MEXICOOOOO?!?!nah it's too soon

Episode 7

Kill himmmmm

Coooooooog

The Shockwave's thingy

Clever girl

Wheeljack ninjas

Kick His aft Elita

Welp shit

Optimus you never learn

Excuse me! No consent

Noooooooo you became a puppet

Yess coggg

Elitaaa

Noooo coggg nooooo

Go girrrrlllll you can do it

Cold ass Chromia omg

Wellllll shit

Don't you DARE calle him OrIoN

Wa- beast machines?!?!?

[shwetakithukai]

Farewell ke baad sex.

Jab mai 12th mai thi, mera classmate, Prateek (name changed) mera kaafi achha dost tha. 

Wo dikhne mai achha tha aur uski height takreeban 6 ft. hogi.

Yeh kahani, humari farewell party ki hai.

Mera haal hi mai break up hua tha aur mai bohot shaant shaant rehne lagi thi.

Us dauraann meri Prateek se kaafi achhi dosti hone lagi.

Humari farewell party ek club mai thi, aur kyoki hum late hone wale the, to humne usi hotel mai kuchh kamre book karwa liye the. Halaki mera khaas man nahi tha party mai jaane ka, par Prateek ke kehne par mai raazi ho gayi.

Takreeban 11:30 baj rahe the aur hum sab dance kar rahe the.

Tabhi Prateek aaya aur mere kaan mai bola…

Prateek: Yaar party mai maza nahi aa raha, kuchh zabardast kare?

Me: Jaise ki?

Prateek: Bahar chal yaha kuchh sunai nahi de raha.

Mai aur Prateek bahar aa gaye.

Me: Bol ab?

Prateek: Shweta, please mujhe galat mat samajhna. 

Aisa keh kar Prateek ne mujhe kiss kar diya.

Maine hadbada kar Prateek ko khud se alag kar diya.

Hum kuchh der ek doosre ko dekhte rahe, fir hum fir se kiss karne lag gaye. Bohot passionate kiss kar rahe the. Prateek ne meri kamar jakad li. Kareeb 5-7 minute tak lagatar kiss kare ke baad hum ruke.

Prateek ne mujhe ape kamre ki chabi dikhai, mai samajh gayi ab kya hone wala hai, aur mai muskurane lagi.

Hum Prateek ke room mai chale gaye, Prateek ne mujhe utha kar bed par leta diya.

Aur hum fir kiss karne lag gaye. Prateek mere top ke ooper se mere boobs sehlane laga, meri siskaariyan nikal rahi thi. Prateek ne jhat se mera top upar kar diya aur use utar diya, fir usne meri bra bhi utar di.

Wo mere boobs ko dekhne laga, mai sharma rahi thi.

Prateek: Shweta!! Tu bohot hot hai.

Yeh keh rak wo mere boobs ko dabane laga, ek boob ko daba raha tha aur ek ko choos raha tha. Mai siskaariyann loye jaa rahi thi. “Ahhhhhhh Prateek!! Yes!!! Ohhhh yesssssssss”

Dheere dheere wo apne doosre hath ko meri jeans tak le gaya, aur usne meri jeans ka button khol diya.

Ab wo meri panty ke ooper se meri chut ko sehlane laga, mai machal rahi thi.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa”

Wo uth gaya aur usne meri jeans aur panty dono utar di. Ab mai uske samne nangi leti hui thi.

Usne meri tange spread ki aur halke hath se meri chut par ferne laga. Sath hi sath wo mujhe kiss bhi kar raha tha. Mujhe bohot maza aa raha tha.

Dheere dheere mai bhi apna hath uske lund par le gayi, uska lund ekdam tana hua tha, aur uski pant se bahar aane ko betab ho raha tha.

Mai ekdam geeli ho chuki thi, ye dekh kar Prateek ne do ungliyaan meri chut ke andar dhakel di. Meri halki si cheekh nikal gayi. “Aaaahhhhhhhhhh” Prateek mujhe kiss karnne laga, aur usnne finngering hi raftaar badhadi.

Me: Ahhh ahhhhh ahhhhh ahhhh Prateek, aahhh harder!! Yes!!!! Ohhh fuckkkk

Mai Prateek ko nochne lagi, is se wo aur garam hone laga aur tez finngering karne laga. 

Kareeb 10 minute baad wo uthkar neech aa gaya aur meri chut chatne laga, mujhe bohot maza aa raha tha.

Kuchh der baad wo khada hua aur apni pant khol di. Uska lund khada tha, maannon mujhe chodne ka besabri se intezaar kar raha ho. Kareeb 6.5 inch ka lund tha uska, aur kaafi mota bhi. 

Mai uthkar baith gayi aur uska lund apne haathon se sehlane lag gayi.

Prateek ko bada maza aa raha tha, ab wo bhi siskariyan lene laga.

Prateek: Choosegi?

Maine uska lund apne muh mai daal liya, aur use achhe se choos ne lagi. 

Kareeb 6-7 minute tak lagatar choosne ke baad, Parteek ne mujhe fir bistar par leta diya, use fatafat ek condom nikal kar apne lund par chadhaya aur meri taange spread karke apne lund ka sir meri chut par ragadne laga.

Mai machalti jaa rahi thi. 

Me: Prateek! Please fuck me!!!

Yeh sunkar Prateek ne apna lund ek jhatke mai meri chut mai daal diya. Mai chilla padi. “Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh”

Prateek mujhe missionary position mai chodne laga.

Dheere dheere usne speed badhali aur meri siskariyaan bhi badhane lagi.

“Ahhh ahh ahh ahh ahhh ahhh aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh yess yesss ohhhh fuck yesss yesssssss ahh ahhhhh fucckkkk fuckkkk fuck ohhhh yessssss”

Chodte chodte Prateek mere boobs bhi daba raha tha, lag-bhag 10-12 minute mujhe missionary position mai chodne ke ke baad usne mujhe utha liya. 

Ab wo neeche tha aur mujhe ride karne ko keh raha tha.

Mai usne upar aagayi aur uske lund ko position karne lagi. Uska poora lund meri chut ke andar chala gaya. “Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” mere muh se nikla. Usne mujhe neeche kheecha aur aur mujhe kiss karte karte tezi se chodne laga.

Beech beech mai wo mujhe spank bhi kar raha tha.

Uska lund jaise jaise andar jaata waise waise meri siskariyan nikalti.

“Ahh ahh ahhh mmmmmmmmhhhhh mmmmmmm yessss ohhh fuck yess yess yesssssssssss aaaaahhhhhh ohhh yeah ohhhh yeaaahhhh yes yes yes yes fuckkkkkk”

Kuchh der aise chodne ke baad usne mujhe doggy style mai le liya.

Fir usne mere dono butt cheeks ko kiss kiya aur meri chut chatne laga.

Mai aahen bhar rahi thi, is se wo aur garam ho raha tha.

Chut chat te chat te wo mere butt cheeks daba raha tha. Fir usne achanak mere butt cheeks ko spread kiya aur meri ass chaatne laga.

Me: Aaaahhhhhhhhhh aahhhhhhh yeh kya kar raha hai Prateek?

Prateek: Shhh shhh, kaisa lag raha hai? Me: Achha lag raha hai…

Prateen ne do ungliyan fir meri chut mai daal di, aur mujhe fir se fingering karne laga. 

“Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Yessssssss!!!!! Choooodddd mujhe!!”

Fir Prateek khada hua aur mujhe doggy style mai chodne laga.

Fir 10-12 minute chodne ke baad hum dono jhad gaye.

[alien-earz]

about me

Fancy knowing anything about me?

1: Full name Kirstie Taylor King Turcotte

2: Age: 20

3: 3 Fears: deep water, creepy crawly bugs, pizza place doesnt deliver

4: 3 things I love: music, art, laughing

5: 4 turns on: if you funny, gentle, and can have deep conversations

6: 4 turns off: big ego, doesn’t show he cares, ugly shoes

7: My best friend: nobody wants to be close to me long enough

8: Sexual orientation: str8 

9: My best first date: ohhh maaannnn.... somewhere in a waterfall in a foreign country

10: How tall am I: 5′3

11: What do I miss: not having to adult

12: What time were I born: 7:30 am!

13: Favourite color: dreamy purples and green and blue and anything lovely

14: Do I have a crush: yeessssss!

15: Favourite quote: let it go, let it leave, let it happen. nothing in this world was promised or belonged to you anyway. all you own is yourself.

16: Favourite place: new zealand or anywhere with a beautiful sunset

17: Favourite food: all da food! but mostly hummus 

18: Do I use sarcasm: ....noooo :3

19: What am I listening to right now: bedroom-nostalgic feeling!

20: First thing I notice in new person: the beautiful smiles

21: Shoe size: 7 

22: Eye color: bluuuueee

23: Hair color: dirty blonde

24: Favourite style of clothing: dirty mop grungy just crawled out of a trashcan unique

25: Ever done a prank call?: pretty sure i wasted my adolescence prank calling people

27: Meaning behind my URL: i like to get high

28: Favourite movie: oh maaann! idek. the grinch probs. i know err word. 

29: Favourite song: i have a million favorite songs. but my favorite song at the moment is hodera-breathe easy because the guitar sounds so dreamy and beautiful

30: Favourite band: nevershoutnever is my guilty pleasure

31: How I feel right now: weird

32: Someone I love: everyone who ever made me feel loved

33: My current relationship status: d8ing

34: My relationship with my parents: terrible

35: Favourite holiday: halloweeny because i love being creepy 

36: Tattoos and piercing i have: i only have my belly button pierced but i have 8 tattoos and ive had a million piercings in my life time. 

37: Tattoos and piercing i want: i want to get my septum re pierced annnnndddd i want an avocado tattoo’d on my arm 

38: The reason I joined Tumblr: because it was cool af in grade 10

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: no way, we were friends for a long time before. 

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: ermm... sometimes i guess

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: yep! 

42: When did I last hold hands?: yesterday in the car with my boyfriends mom cause i love her and she loves me and shes the best. 

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: 10 minutes at the most

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?: loool no? its winter. 

45: Where am I right now?: at work :(

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: probably my self or the cab driver. cabbies always pull thru. 

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: as loud as it can fuckin go

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: no!!!! im a full time adult

49: Am I excited for anything?: summer time 

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: yesssssssssss, most of my greatest friends are boys

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: mm  70% maybe. 

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: yesterday when i was leaving my friends house. noice warm hugs

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: i would be confuuused. 

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: no! i learned the hard way not to trust a distrusting person.

55: What is something I disliked about today?: that i had to get up at 8 and go to the bank to get money for my rent. and than pay my grumpy landlord. 

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: Robert Plant

57: What do I think about most?: im mostly in dream land 99% of the time

58: What’s my strangest talent? i can spread all my toes apart and it looks like i have munky feet. its pretty bad ass. 

59: Do I have any strange phobias? i dont think being closter phobic is strange. but FUCK that. 

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? both! i like to capture beauty and be apart of beauty. 

61: What was the last lie I told? i lied on my time sheet at work because i need the hours but i fucking hate working. 

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? talking on the phone is nice, it keeps the mystery going. 

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: of course.

64: Do I believe in magic?: yes! i believe we all have abilities we cannot access, only some people get to that point. 

65: Do I believe in luck?: sure

66: What's the weather like right now?: sunny, windy. 

67: What was the last book I've read? celestine prophecy 

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: i would be dead if i did 

69: Do I have any nicknames?: kerby/kerbz

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?: uhm my brother snapped my pinky in half. 

71: Do I spend money or save it?: both haha 

72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no :c

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? yes! my key chain.

74: Favourite animal? red panda

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? roasting my brain on social media 

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? love 

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? heaven must be missing an angel 

78: How can you win my heart?: be sweet and semi obsessed 

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? tried my best 

80: What is my favorite word? rutabaga 

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: i dont go on tumblr enough 

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? love everyone. every leaf. every ray of light. forgive. 

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: nahhh 

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: read peoples minds 

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? how do i feel honestly. 

86: What is my current desktop picture? a red panda.. hahah 

87: Had sex? i would be pretty sad if i was 20 and still a virgin. 

88: Bought condoms? yessssssss

89: Gotten pregnant? noooo! 

90: Failed a class? ha ha ha 

91: Kissed a boy? yup

92: Kissed a girl? yupppppp 

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? heh yes 

94: Had job? unfortunately 

95: Left the house without my wallet? all the time 

96: Bullied someone on the internet? ya i was a dick in highschool 

97: Had sex in public? how public? i had sex in a park at night. and in the forest. and in a car parked on the side of the road. idk how public that is. but. 

98: Played on a sports team? soccer! 

99: Smoked weed? everyday.

100: Did drugs? yea!

101: Smoked cigarettes? ive been ciggy free for awhile 

102: Drank alcohol? if i could calculate how much vodka i have drank in my life i could probably fill an olympic pool. js. 

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? vegetarian! 

104: Been overweight? not really. 

105: Been underweight? no

106: Been to a wedding? yess

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? probably. 

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? when i was younger yeah 

109: Been outside my home country? multiple times!

110: Gotten my heart broken? i think my heart is in a constant broken stage now. 

111: Been to a professional sports game? yeah! 

112: Broken a bone? if my pinky counts than yes 

113: Cut myself? for a year i used to cut my self in highschool. 

114: Been to prom? i live in canada 

115: Been in airplane? yeaaaaaaa

116: Fly by helicopter? noooooo 

117: What concerts have I been to? too many 

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? mm no 

119: Learned another language? no! :’( 

120: Wore make up? sometimes 

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? i was 15

122: Had oral sex? duhh 

123: Dyed my hair? not for 2 years

124: Voted in a presidential election? i voted in the prime minister election in canada last year. my dude won. of couuuurse because hes sick. 

125: Rode in an ambulance? yea when my brother shattered his head 

126: Had a surgery? yup!

127: Met someone famous? no 

128: Stalked someone on a social network? haaaahaha i have issues

129: Peed outside? ya gotta do what ya gotta do 

130: Been fishing? yes! i caught the biggest fishy at my bf’s cottage this summer. he was pretty impressed. 

131: Helped with charity? i dated a christian guy in highschool and his parents would take us to the mustard seed to hangout with the less fortunate and feed them :) it was really nice.

132: Been rejected by a crush? YEAA! its the worst. 

133: Broken a mirror? no thats bad luck

134: What do I want for birthday? a big hug and an awesome concert in seattle to happen. 

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 2 kids. they will be boys. Atlas/Onyx. maybe Eli? 

136: Was I named after anyone? my dads highschool crush. 

137: Do I like my handwriting? yeah! ive got pretty nice writing id say

138: What was my favourite toy as a child? barbies/teddy bears

139: Favourite Tv Show? one tree hill 

140: Where do I want to live when older? somewhere peaceful, surrounded by nature 

141: Play any musical instrument? ukelele! 

142: One of my scars, how did I get it? my friend put a cigarette out on the back of my leg when i was passed out drunk. that was fun. 

143: Favourite pizza toping? pineapple!!

144: Am I afraid of the dark? if i watch a scary movie or have a scary dream. 

145: Am I afraid of heights? not really but sometimes when i look down it gives me butterflies 

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? HAHA ya. my mom is smarter than i thought i guess. 

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? all the time. 

148: What I'm really bad at: expressing myself. 

149: What my greatest achievments are: moving out all on my own and paying all my bills on my own without any help. 

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: my first love told me to go kill myself and that i was spineless. 

151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery: pay my parents debt off and move them somewhere they always wanted to go. 

152: What do I like about myself: im funny i guess 

153: My closest Tumblr friend: jen 

154: Something I fantasise about: having my life be a dream pop music video