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mroddmod · 5 months ago
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bro u gotta stop fuckin looking at me like that
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lxnarphase · 2 months ago
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You like Gallagher so I raise you this—
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Aventurine
he looks like a big fucking asshole, those dead-inside eyes tell me everything....
you have my attention.....
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onlyasimp4nobody · 3 months ago
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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
E V I L B O O P
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menlove · 1 year ago
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oh man I don't have school. I just realized it would be the perfect time to reread lotr
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b-blushes · 10 months ago
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whadda hell new seasons of laid back camp AND hibike euphonium???
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lieutenant-sarcastic · 12 days ago
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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage
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mallalada · 29 days ago
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the voice of the devil
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fl3a-bag · 2 months ago
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It’s their greatest invention as of yet
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bloodbending · 18 days ago
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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
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planefood · 3 months ago
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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT
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jellogram · 29 days ago
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On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.
So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"
And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."
"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"
"Of course!"
Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.
Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!
And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.
And turns it on.
Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously
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yesornopolls · 2 months ago
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do you think you could take a vampire?
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noodles-and-tea · 5 months ago
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Last one from the archives
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I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.
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dashcon-two · 6 months ago
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Prepare yourself.
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