#YES IM DRUNK

[softwaring]

if ur coherent on tumblr like why are you here rn this is for the exemplary hoes who have no idea tf is going on

[theotherhalfoftheshell]

What you read is what you want in a relationship-

Yeah, and what about it?

Yes, I want someone to want me, need me, crave me. I want someone to go delirious over how much they think of me and only me. I want them to double text me, daydream about me, and relate every single song they hear to me. I want to be their God and savior and, in the same hand, their devil and downfall. Is that too much to ask?? No, not really. Because every crush I have. I gove that energy to, and it's about damn time I receive the same treatment.

[mooninagust]

Do you guys think hanji knows i love him as much as i do

[nagdabbit]

in dungeons and daddies, ron stampler, played by beth may, thought he was a virgin because his wife always called it making love and therefore does not realize that he has had sex, and i like to think jay white is like that, but that he doesn't know what love making is either

[sugaggukkie]

ID FUCK MIN YOONGI

[felidaereverse]

do tumblr users know about kai cenat????? hes so cute his smile is soooooo cuteeeeee

[femaleboysblog]

ive stopped drinking alcohol for so long that now im getting those alcohol flushes.......

[joridrw]

the drunk urge to just take a bit out of a full loaf of bread

[namelessperson7]

drinking with liberal boomers from alabama makes for very pleasant conversation

[elyssasnow]

I wanna cuddle but my wife doesn't cuddle and I love her but I want to cuddle and I miss my other wife that likes to cuddle

[jaspersbaseballsack]

It's the fact that so far Armand is the most inhuman monstrous vampire still walking the earth that we as readers have met. And yet we see him fall hopelessly in love with the most ordinary human man.

[this-broken-band-girl]

cold tater tots my beloved

[multicolouredmonster]

Leola was sentenced to death for teaching humans the basics of Primal Magic

centuries later, Aaravos taught humans Dark Magic

using Dark Magic causes "a darkness at the center of one's soul"

that "darkness" can only be cured by filling it with the "light" of the person truth

Aaravos refered to Leola as a star, and the light in his life

Aaravos used to have a solid star symbol on his chest - after Leolas' death, the symbol is inverted and has a hollow dark void at its centre

Something, something, blah blah - in order to use magic, Aaravos ensured that humans must experience the hollow void at the center of their soul that he feels every single day since his daughters execution.

She died to give them magic, he ensured that they feel the full weight of her sacrifice just as much as he does

[leadandblood]

[mindmythorns]

sparkly sparkler ✨

[vaperarmand]

can we hold hands and listen to this together