#YES DEAR

[pratchettquotes]

"This is all rather fun," said Sybil an hour later as the coaches headed out of the city. "Do you remember when we last went on holiday, Sam?"

"That wasn't really a holiday," said Vimes. Above them, Young Sam swung back and forth in a little hammock, cooing.

"Well, it was very interesting, all the same," said Sybil.

"Yes, dear. Werewolves tried to eat me."

Terry Pratchett, Thud!

[ayatxt]

˙ . ꒷ 🍰 . 𖦹 ˙—

˙ . ꒷ 💐 . 𖦹 ˙—

[snaggletooththecryptid]

[earlymorningfoxhunt]

oh honey, it's time for your daily listen to intermezzo :]

[incorrectgenv]

Andre: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Jordan: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Marie, deer!"

Andre: ...And what did Marie do?

Jordan: ...She said "Yes, Honey?"

[draganwhorror]

Met Mike O'Malley earlier. He's so fun, and very nice

[amethysts-tavern]

I think I need a Tim Downie Cameo of Gale’s gentle voice telling me to stop scrolling and come to bed.

[lucradiss]

I was looking at hugh laurie pictures on my boyfriend's phone and he took the phone away from me. disgusting. this is grounds for calling like the police or something. domestic dispute. disgusting. should i break up with him? taking my hugh laurie pictures.............

[not-another-robin]

Maybe you should draw some alfred and you'll calm the fuck down....

[annie59k]

His Story

I take you inside holding your hand. It is dark with only a few candles and a cool breeze our hands seem interwoven. If you get closer and feel my body with yours, your head leans back resting on my shoulders. I grab you tight. I move towards the couch and you move eagerly. You get comfortable by laying down and your head on my lap. I caress your body. My hand going under your shirt and massaging you. I slowly take off your blouse and kiss your lips reaching your chest. You have a beautiful fragrance and I enjoy getting close to it. I want it on me. My lips trying to capture it. My hands on your hips relax you and my finger is on the rim of your panties, moving from your hips to belly button. Your feel my finger on your skin making goosebumps. It's exciting to feel that touch. You turn your head towards me and I kiss your lips and you slowly unzip me. You reach until you feel me firm and wanting more. You pull it out and I tell you 'open', but with the tip of my finger touching your lips. You say 'yes, dear' and open your mouth. I place my hand behind your head and guide you where you taste me. My hand grasps a bit of your hair and help guide you up and down. My mouth parting and letting out a light moan. I hastily grab ahold of your hair and pull it back, my hands go to your waist and lay you flat. I grasp your panties from the side of your hips and pull them off frantically. You lay open in front of me and I plunge my fingers to see if you are ready. I move them around for your enjoyment. When I feel you are ready I don't go to you and instead I grab your legs and pull you to me. In an instant you feel me penetrate you and go deep inside. I move slowly in and out but quickly pick up the pace. Your body shaking with every thrust. I ask you go repeat when you sent by text, you hesitate, but want to make me happy. You whisper it into my ear and I whisper to you that you are mine. My arms embracing your back and your chest on mine. My hips against yours, your legs clinging around my body wanting more. I move your head slightly to expost your neck and kiss it. I feel thr goosebumps on your body, your chest breathing faster. My nails slightly piercing your body marking you as mine. I tell you that your are nobody's else's but mine and your body tightens on me as I say so. I can tell you are ready. I part your lips with mine, thrusting as hard as I can, wanting you to be heard. You enjoy it. I grow bigger and give you all I have. Your body is accepting it. In those moments I usually stop. I continue slower now allowing your body to relax. I continue to bring you closer to me. Gripping my hands around your skin. It feels so soft feels as if it belongs to me. Your body is happy from our closeness and as I move slowly in and out between your legs, my hands caress you. You ask what move I want and I say you can make me Happy by helping me misbehave. You hesitate but no you have given yourself all to me. Your only duty is to be mine and make me happy. You don't allow too much time to pass so I won't get angry and you say 'yes, dear How can I do that?' I like your response and thrust more into you wanting to show you how much I need you. Your moans excite me and once more I tell you to help me misbehave.

What is the best way to misbehave?

[blackmike77]

Private chat me

Yes

Yes dear

Hello

[carabinerheart]

you got a heart so big, it could crush this town

[euesworld]

"Breathe into my soul a breath of ecstacy, inhale the warm fragrance from my neck like you are blessed to have me.. touch me softly with eager hands, so hungry for me that your heart physically aches from the weight of your neverending love. Run your gentle fingers along my flesh and dip the tips into my wanting soul, drive me crazy with temptation as you brush your fingers along my skin.. making me crave you with only one way to quench my thirst, through you I will find my dreams enthralled in the mysteries of tonight's pleasure."

You drive me wild some nights.. you make me crave you with a longing, a hunger, and with each beat of my heart - eUë

[theworldisadumpster]

Navy

sigh unzips

[saetoru]

i love calling people dear like some middle aged woman and watching them grimace and stare at me like i’m crazy

[strxnged]

old married couple now apparently @theradiac