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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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local horse woman voted most Male Living Space of all time
#rainbow dash#fluttershy#mlp#my little pony#mlp:fim#my posts#my art#comics#shitposts#i couldnt stop thinking about this scenario#also yes that is a pony version of The Nutty Professor 2 as the poster on her wall
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dash MD
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#hi#YES IM AWARE HORSE MD IS A BETTER PUN#mlp#mlpfim#my little pony friendship is magic#rainbow dash#twilight sparkle#rarity#pinkie pie#fluttershy#applejack#mane 6#house md#gregory house#james wilson#im not taggibg anyone else help#hilson#twidash#anthro#furry#art
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happy pride month
#surprise. it's a bit. i actually drew the punchline earlier and was like “oh ill make up the lead in later”#and then the lead-in ended up being 8 pages long and semi-serious. kms. and my wrist#isat#isat spoilers#odile#siffrin#mirabelle#i want to be her best friend irl and im so serious i adore her#anyways. long post be upon ye dash again sorry#art#god i hope this one lands im worried it sucks. oh well. cant all be bangers#also this isnt the same universe or context or whatever as the other comic like this its just bits#also. the trick to getting siffrin to agree to themself being loved is to just confuse them with something else. like a dog taking a pill#long post
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the gang’s all here :3 100% gonna fiddle with some designs but i like where it’s heading
#my art#my little pony#mlp#character design#rainbow dash#twilight sparkle#fluttershy#applejack#rarity#pinkie pie#mlp dorm au#YES they all get high idgashit
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are you in pain like i am?
#I DONT FUCKING THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!#sleep token#sleep token iii#is this excessive? absolutely it is. do i care? NO!!!!!#THREE ACROSS THE WHOLE DASH BE UPON YE#created#iii
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girls are mining and crafting
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(First Image) Twilight Sparkle: I don't - Spike~! Am I doing this right~?! (Spike: mmf?!)
(Second Image) Fluttershy: Aww, look at them all~ So cute~!
(Third Image) Arrow pointing to Applejack that says "Having the time of her life"
(Fourth Image) Arrow pointing to Rarity that says "The Group Resource Miner"
(Fifth Image) Rainbow Dash: Okay, this time for sure, dude
(Sixth Image) Pinkie Pie: Wow, these guys have all kinds of goodies! I coulda been doing this the whole time?
#twilight sparkle#fluttershy#applejack#rarity#rainbow dash#pinkie pie#mane 6#spike mlp#my little pony friendship is magic#my little pony#mlp:fim#mlp#mod chook#yes i took all these screenshots myself#i also downloaded mane six skins and am wearing them in their respected screenshots#im a purist
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they're listening to california girls
#chainsaw man#hayakawa family!#aki#denji#power#aki yells at denji to get his grippers off the dash#power is that one video of the dog in a car shoving its head through the divider to get to the front seats#they also went on a shopping spree... at lawson#yes this is a 1980 model toyota corolla and csm takes place in the 90s but idc!!!
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#yes this is directly based on one I just saw on my dash#but also I am curious because my sister and I were just discussing this
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Everything changes. I just changed, too.
#the time of fever#time of fever#내 손끝에 너의 온도가 닿을 때#won taemin#han dowoo#hotae x donghee#unintentional love story#korean drama#korean bl#korean actor#boyslovesource#asiandramasource#asiandramanet#mlmsource#kdramaedit#kdramasource#usergay#dramasource#*gifs#*the time of fever#yes those last two are from the same scene i cant explain why they look so different#i dont remember who put this on my dash and made me want to watch but consider yourself tagged
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rainbow dash plays against a mysterious new opponent
#scootaloo#rainbow dash#fluttershy#yes they are eating the same ketchup packets from the sigma mare comic#mlp#mlp:fim#my little pony#my art#my posts#horsecomix#*engineer voice* scootaloo gaming
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The officer leans close, jabbing a finger into Steve’s chest. “You’re damn lucky it ain’t ten years ago or one state over,” he growls. “You could be looking at a felony charge, serving 15 to life. We didn’t stand for this kind of thing in Hawkins when I joined the force.”
Steve just folds his arms and gives the officer a bored look. “Okay,” he says. “Good talk. Can I see my boyfriend now?”
The officer sneers, but he steps aside to let Steve through. They’ve got Eddie cuffed to the hospital bed with another gun-toting guard in the corner.
“Jesus christ,” snaps Steve. “He’s not gonna escape, he can’t even walk right now. Why don’t you clear out and give us a little privacy, huh?”
“Sorry,” says the guard, not sounding all that sorry. “It’s for his own protection.”
Fuck. He’s gonna have to hope Eddie can follow his lead. All that practice pretending to be a wizard or whatever has to be good for something, right?
He perches on the side of Eddie’s bed and takes his hand. He can do this. “Hey, gorgeous. How’re you feeling?”
“Uh,” says Eddie, eyebrows doing something hilarious. “Steve?”
“It’s okay,” says Steve. He rubs his thumb over Eddie’s knuckles. This is the most they’ve ever touched, he thinks—the most that was just skin, no layers of denim or leather in between. Not even a layer of blood and dirt.
He swallows and keeps going, willing Eddie to develop freaky mind-reading powers all of a sudden. “I know you didn’t want to tell anyone about us, but I had to, baby. I’m sorry. I had to tell them you were, y’know, with me when…when Jason killed Chrissy.”
“You didn’t have to tell them about us,” says Eddie slowly. He’s giving Steve kind of an intense look. “Honey-pie. I’m sure there’s gotta be another way. One without as many consequences for you that you might not have thought all the way through.”
“There really isn’t,” Steve says. Thank god Eddie’s so quick on the uptake. Sure, he’s being a stubborn dick about it, but at least it doesn’t seem like he’s going to let anything slip.
“Fucking hell,” sighs Eddie. “Don’t suppose we can put that pesky little cat back in the bag. Okay. Darling angel, light of my life, corndog of my soul, who else knows?”
Corndog of my soul, Steve mouths to himself. “Just the cops. And Robin and Nancy, obviously. And—oh, remember Hopper?”
“Do I remember Hopper, he asks. Oh, pudding-pop. The late Chief Hopper and I spent so, so much quality time together over the years; he was practically a father figure to me. And just as with my actual dear old dad, his departure was cause for great rejoicing in Casa Munson.”
“Sorry to break the bad news, then. Hop’s alive, and he—uh, he knows everything.” Steve tries to communicate the scope of everything by kind of tilting his head back and forth. “He’s been…helping.”
“Huh. No shit,” says Eddie. Steve can’t tell whether or not he’s getting it. To be fair, there’s a lot to get. “Okay, gallant knight errant of mine, any news on whether or not I’m getting sprung from this charmingly appointed dungeon?”
“We’re…Hopper’s working on it. That’s why I’m. Y’know. Here. To tell you that they know about us.”
“Cool, right, understood.” Eddie closes his eyes, leaning back on his pillow. It’s so strange to see him in nothing but a hospital gown against white sheets. He looks like a wrung-out dishtowel.
There’s a commotion from outside, raised voices saying something like you let him what and haven’t even interrogated the Munson kid yet and not a legal status you fuckin—
“Time’s up, sweetheart,” says Eddie, mouth quirking up into the ghost of a smile. “Anything else you wanna say before they decide to upgrade my security?”
“Uh,” says Steve. He’d mostly been focusing on getting the basics of Eddie’s alibi across in a convincing way, and he can’t remember if there were any other details Eddie should know.
He hears the door slam open behind him, and panics. “Love you, bye,” he says, and ducks in to brush a quick kiss across Eddie’s chapped lips. The last thing he sees as he’s hauled bodily out of the room by a pissed-off detective is Eddie with his eyes gone enormous and shocked, lifting his uncuffed hand to his mouth, looking and looking at Steve like something is always going to be different from now on, forever.
(ETA: small continuation here!)
#dashed off 90% of this a little while ago based on a post that I now cannot find; I’ve been traveling and finished it up on a train this AM#but yes this is literally the same general premise as bonitabreezy's I Like to See You in the Morning Light#pls go read that instead#I know I’ve lied about this before but I’m really not planning to continue this at all! it is just a silly little thing!#also IANAL but afaik IN decrim’d sodomy in ‘76; 15 to life was the max sentence in MI for first-time & repeat offenders respectively iirc#steddie
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@tatumsdrawing’s mechanic au has me in a chokehold
ID: a messy drawing of Danny and Dash making out sloppy style on the hood of Danny's car. Dash is covered in oil stains from doing Car Things. lower down we see that this is a thought bubble Danny is having as he blushes and stares at Dash offscreen. a speech bubble from Dash reads "dude what did you do to this car it smells like ass." End ID.
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just because trans men/mascs are erased doesnt mean that we arent oppressed or are oppressed less than trans women/fems
you just refuse to see our oppression or you attribute it to someone else
trans men/mascs ARE the ones blamed for ��transing autistic girls” through our blogs, youtube channels, etc. saying that trans women/fems are the ones mainly blamed for that is just plain false
trans men/mascs also have wayyyy higher statistics of corrective rape and assault, we are denied medical care for that assault too. we also are denied basic reproductive medical care when we transition. in addition to this trans men/mascs have much higher suicide rates than trans women/fems
those arent the only areas our oppression/discrimination is unique or higher either
no, youre NOT oppressed more because youre transfem. we are all oppressed because we are trans equally. there are certain areas where trans men/mascs have it worse and there are areas where trans women/fems have it worse but no one group of trans people is oppressed more than the others and youre a gender essentialist if you think so
#transandrophobia#transmisandry#antitransmasculinity#anti transmasculinity#salem.txt#yes this is in direct response to shitty posts put on my dash by unfortunetly a mutual
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non-qsmp watcher checking in on the livebloggers like
#qsmp#and why is the answer always yes#just got home and havent seen anything but what was just on my dash when i opened it worries me
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NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???
#personal#i am emotional yes#over the years ive had this blog I've made a few posts abt being femme#nd whether they're serious or jokey..... inevitably someone in the tags goes “ohhh yeah bc pink”#or in the case of what inspired this post: someone going “what about the pink ones” on my praying mantis post#and im just.#sick of it. im sick of femme being equated to pink and frilly girlie behaviors.#im sick of femme being equated to skirts and heels. to makeup. to skincare. to pristine nails exactly almond shaped.#im sick of ppl acting like All femmes aspire to this shit. im sick of femms being reduced to this shit.#and i love pink! i love pink! my phone theme is quite literally just black and pink all over.#im just. so tired of any expression of Femme identity being shoehorned into being a Specific type of femininity#especially as someone who DOES get dysphoric wearing skirts. wearing dresses. embodying the femme aesthetic yall are so set on making#if u guys wanna rb this i truly dont care#i just needed to scream#and this is one small thing#but the 2nd largest category of anon hate i have gotten since making this blog is str8 up homophobia from other “queer” folks#saying i cant be femme bc of how i present. calling me slurs (and using them as such) bc they cant understand femme as anything but that#my wife and i have our users in our personal discord server set as 2 different things of anon hate ive gotten#i have had OTHER FEMMES tell me i am not femme. femmes who Know im femme who still call me butch. femmes who ive corrected and been blocked#-by bc of it. the number 1 largest demographic of queerfolk who have me blocked rn is TME femmes who embody pink also#and i dont think its a coincidence at all. (and i know this bc i go to try and follow these ppl bc they get rbed on my dash & i cant)#and ik their blogs arent deleted bc some of them don't block my wife (tall. white. butch) and it cant be politics cause her and i rb#a lot of the same political shit (fuck. i think she rbs More than i do even. this is genuinely mainly a nsft blog)#and usually i don't say anything but im having a bad day so i get to be angry about this and if anyone fucking tries me i will block u#idc if we've been mutuals 4ever. im judt so tired of feeling like i am not Enough as a femme bc i dont embody this shit#im sick of this lameass lip service to he/him gnc femmes etc when the thin white 50s housewife femme is still what is preferred and loved#im sick of this lamesss lip service when y'all feel entitled to theorizing on other femmes genders bc u cant conceptualize a femme who does#wanna be hypetfeminine. im sick of it. im sick of it. im sick of it.#celebrity bun
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