#YEAHHHHH! HOW LONG??

[elderwisp]

"How long are you gonna pretend he doesn’t exist?"

[eye-of-the-hawk]

“Yes. Stole my own hypothesis and turned it against me.”

“Fascinating. I’d love to meet her.”

“… Ah. So you’re just like her here, aren’t you?”

“I’ll be the judge of that.”

“*Sigh…* unfortunately, you’ve already made it quite obvious.”

[strangenessandcharrn]

I Had a Dream About You, Richard Siken / Yellowjackets, 2x05

[pup-pee]

friend of friends here. genuinely asking how you've never tasted apple pie because it's like. idk one of the common ones ? (I'm not even an apple pie lover- catch me with some cherry or blueberry over apple anyday if we're talking pies)

hello friend of a friend :D

OK SO LIKE

ive never actually had any pie OTHER than pumpkin pie & the reason 4 that is bc my older brother doesnt like any other pie

he has texture issues & just, ??? bc he didnt like it my parents never interacted w/apple pie or any pie outside of pumpkin since? asklfhdsjk

this happens w/all kinds of food & also just other thingssss

this is y ik nothing of starwars; bc my brother h8ed it so i just never got 2 watch any((dont ask how weird that was i just assummed it was a rule & havent made time 2 watych it idk kfjhdsfkj))

also NO1 SELLS ANY APPLE PIE HERE I DONT GET IT

im from goddamn the west of west & just WHERE IS THE APPLE PIE ALL I SEE IS PUMPKIN PIE & CHEESECAKE 4 MILES 2 COME

[infinitethree]

Okay, you know what?

The bastard is almost, on an aesthetic level, not terrible to look at while he’s like this.

Asleep, he can’t be a fucking sociopath or an asshole. Those too-clever eyes of his aren’t judging and dissecting, they’re closed.

The absence of that bright blue gaze makes him seem surprisingly vulnerable.

So does the way Daz has, in the short while he’s been asleep, already snuggled up to him and is being clingy.

After the last few hours of running around looking for him, it’s a relief to know that he’s been mostly fine all along.

Naturally, when Daz didn’t come home, Raine got worried. The Council, aside from Lee who had been kept out of it, have been searching his known hidey-holes for hours now.

Obviously the HQ was one of the first places they checked, but the wall that leads into the hidden room was sealed off. They assumed that meant he wasn’t there, so they ignored it.

It wasn’t until Aster, in a last-ditch attempt, decided to open it up and check that the bastard was found.

He’d been fine, thankfully. Just having hyper fixated on the code and shut out everything else.

Aster carefully takes his com out and taps out a message to the others.

ShiningAster: bastard located. fine but asleep. focused on coding body for Innit, forgot he has a human body.

RaineStorm: seriously?? uhg, at least it’s normal shit this time

RaineStorm: as opposed to soul crushing despair and existential terror

Khons: need help moving him? ShiningAster: staying here. fell asleep on me, he has nightmares. also touched starved. might be less bastard if he gets good sleep

It’s only a little bit of a lie. Technically, none of that was wrong, but the implication was that Daz wasn’t strongarmed into accepting.

RaineStorm: yeah his nightmares are BAD and music only kinda helps.

ShiningAster: I think I can fix it. saying more will make him pissy

Khons: well if he’s not in trouble and staying there we’re going to bed

ShiningAster: night

RaineStorm: gn

RaineStorm: it’s gonna be really funny seeing him fall for you ngl

ShiningAster: its gonna be weird as fuck for me

After a moment, he switches to DMs.

ShiningAster: at some point we have a kid. Not adopted I think. looks just like him. her name is Azira. means rising star.

RaineStorm: WHAT THE FUCK??????

ShiningAster: also he made a deal to help with Innits body for seeing the same shit I do. but for me obviously

RaineStorm: oh my god that stupid asshole

RaineStorm: maybe he’ll learn his lesson. bc you’re def good to him, I know you.

ShiningAster: hes capable of being good to me back. too busy being petty for now though

RaineStorm: yeahhhhhh. he’s def an acquired taste. but he really is a great guy when you get past his him-ness

ShiningAster: lol

RaineStorm: he figured out I’d want a heated tub, art studio, and a porch. it’s freaky tbh but it’s nice.

ShiningAster: sounds fake but ok

RaineStorm: you’ve never seen him be like that so it’s hard to picture but it’s true!

That’s not quite right; Aster has seen Daz be kind and generous to others…he’s just never been the target.

No, maybe that’s not fair. He’s dragged Aster to a place of being better in a way he never would have done on his own. Despite his attitude, it did still benefit Aster.

Granted, he’s also been an asshole on purpose for literal years, so. That kind of events out.

ShiningAster: honestly just want to eat his damn food without being drugged

RaineStorm: something something the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach

ShiningAster: it sucks so bad to play chicken on if Ill suffer when I touch his cooking

ShiningAster: usually its worth it. at least until whatever he put in it hits

RaineStorm: and now we know why

ShiningAster: maybe therapy will fix him

RaineStorm: ngl I think not thinking he’ll kill anyone he loves will do wonders on its own

RaineStorm: but therapy will help too probably

ShiningAster: cant say much for obvious reasons but hes fundamentally broken. has been for most of his life.

ShiningAster: but Id never have a kid if he didnt seem in a good place. so whatever he does works

RaineStorm: have you considered it might be the power of love

ShiningAster: fuck you

RaineStorm: I’m serious!! think about it, he’s spent like 4 years thinking being loved will get that person killed

RaineStorm: he might have divine confirmation but he’s stubborn. might not feel real

RaineStorm: soooo someone who loves him despite his bullshit might be the thing that makes him be less…yknow

Ah, another reminder of how deeply fucked up Daz actually is.

ShiningAster: could be having someone who knows his secrets or even just Innit being out

RaineStorm: remind it that it needs a new name btw. too close to existing ones

RaineStorm: but yeah that probably helps too

RaineStorm: I feel awful I never noticed he was so…unwell

ShiningAster: hes good at hiding what he wants to hide. cant blame yourself when hes a master manipulator.

Said master manipulator mumbles into Aster’s chest, voice small, “I missed you.”

And, fuck, something in his chest feels like it cracks when Aster realizes what and who Daz must be dreaming about.

There’s nobody it could be but his former mentor. The person who gave him everything he ever wanted…and then committed an unspeakable sin against him.

Clearly, Daz still misses him. Despite what Dream had done to him, a part of him still misses the person who crushed him infinitely worse than anyone before him.

Despite only getting brief glimpses of that time, Aster gets the impression that Dream had been someone whose preciousness went beyond words.

Yet Daz couldn’t stomach letting him have his way after what he did. He rejected a place as a near-god beside someone who, despite the sickness in his soul, was devoted to him to a disturbing degree.

That…takes a strength of will that Aster isn’t completely sure he could match.

Fuck, nor does the decision to use the lethally broken enchantment as a backup plan.

If the rest of the server had failed to kill him, Daz would have chosen a death so agonizing that it chills Aster to his core.

It’s not hard to see why Daz is so…himself, honestly. Aster might not be able to think like him, nor agree with his actions, but in a fucked up way he can follow most of the logic now that he has the pieces.

He swallows as Daz’s voice wavers and cracks. “You said you’d protect me, so why…”

Aster adjusts his arms to a more comfortable positon, and messes with his hair more. “I’m not him, Daz. You’re not Tommy any more. Dream was sick– you know that.”

Horrifyingly, Daz starts shaking as he cries.

He rushes to add, “But– but you can have something new. Fuck, if you can be even halfway decent, I’d fall for you pretty damn quick. You can be charming, you know? And– and pretty romantic. It was– maybe it wouldn’t be awful. If you just stopped being such a bastard–”

At a loss for what else to do, he cuts himself off and starts humming.

Eventually, Daz slips back into deeper sleep.

But the memory of this unsettlingly fragile side of him will remain in the back of Aster’s head. Even when Daz is being the biggest bastard he can be…Aster knows he’ll remember this.

[cdelphiki]

This is cracking me up guys. I finally started working on a new chapter for The Time Before, but I couldn't find my notes for the rest of the fic so I was like yeah whatever I remember what I wanted to do, and started mocking up the next chapter (That's on the right.)

THEN I found the start of the chapter I wrote back well over a year ago (Whats on the left. (You can see the date there in very right for the creation date of that. My edits today were fixing a few typos as I read it)).

CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW FREAKING SIMILAR IT IS LOL. I was reading it and was like.... wow I came up with the exact same dialogue for a second time.

Anyway I found my notes, obviously.

[oldfashionedmorphine]

happy one year anniversary to that chapter sitting in my wips i guess

[lyknest]

.

[sheepstitches]

Hey uhh if anyone knows calybunz, follow me cuz I don't think that account will come back 😞,,,??

Also that's me, I'm calybunz , this is my new acc!

[sakamotokaori]

yuma is insane…..like bonkers

[kuurosakiis]

Ichigo was about to reply, pissed, face dropping to a scowl again, before the elder Kuchiki continued.

He genuinely did consider them friends, or he wouldn't have kept trying to get the man to stop hating himself. The issues of someone he didn't care for...he didn't care about their issues. He'd gotten dragged into the Quincy War by Nel's request, being further entangled by the threat the Quincy posed to his friends in Soul Society, and then his friends in the material world.

If Byakuya had told him he wasn't happy letting Rukia be executed when they'd first met, he would have called bullshit. But at this point...it was his second statement he wanted to call out....still, the captain continued. And in an unexpected turn...admitted that he thought Ichigo was right.

"...I see." He nodded, hands dropping to his sides. "I think I get it. No one likes having what they want to hide pointed out, I don't either. But sometimes it's needed, no matter how annoying it is."

A subtle jab at his persistence in getting to know Byakuya, and strong-arming him into being more accepting of himself as 'Byakuya', rather than as 'Clan Head Kuchiki.'

He didn't intend to say anything about their conversation to anyone, and hoped the other knew so. Such vulnerability wasn't to be freely shared with those who weren't involved. "I'm happy that you felt comfortable enough to say that to me. It's pretty hard to do that, even with friends."

❝ You might be your own person but you still act like him. ❞ At this point, Byakuya was likely showing a little of that stubborn brattiness that he was so well known for as a teenager. Perhaps it never really left but manifested itself in subtle ways.

❝ I see . . . ❞ The answer was to be expected. Yet, he'd be lying if there wasn't a deep deep small part of him that wondered if they were friends too. But then why would they be? It's a feed back loop that he seemed stuck in. The desire to be friends but the stickler for arbitrary social rules that would prevent him from doing so.

His gaze is cast downward to his hands. ❝ You speak as if you think I enjoyed letting her die. Other nobles may not uphold the rules and follow them, but I do. I want to set an example. I have values and those values are important to me. Even at the cost of my own personal matters. ❞

It was true that he'd changed. In changing, little by little Rukia and Renji changed with him. There wasn't this chasm that seemed wide between them. When he worked with Renji their teamwork was impeccable. Even the air about division six seemed lighter. The division didn't walk on eggshells anymore. Ichigo was right about many things. However, admitting that he was right took a lot. It felt like he was cutting off a limb by admitting to Ichigo he was right about everything. It was pride that made him resist moving forward. Byakuya had to work against that pride.

❝ You do speak your mind, but it's not the fact that you do that I take issue with. It's the fact that you're right and it makes me uncomfortable considering I spend so long and so much time trying to hide the parts of me that you easily point out. ❞

Just saying that made him feel awful. It was strange being honest for once.

[tizeline]

Haha yeahhhhh no so it exploded. Because what else would you expect. Not the worst situation for the Draxums though, they still managed to get the oozesquitos, and they were gonna release them anyway. Still, gonna be annoying to clean up the mess....

And also everyone managed to remain unharmed from the blast..... hold on though are we not forgetting anyone?

In all the chaos Donnie, April and Mayhem managed to regroup and they understandibly teleport out of there as soon as possible because fuck this whole situation. So YAY they managed to escape! :D But also aw man Long Lost Little Brother ran off... :(

(and don't worry about Huginn and Muninn they're alive!..... probably)

And GODDAM that's the final part! Finally got episode one of the AU over and done with yippee! :D

Of course, we do still have some plotpoints left we need to adress. For example, dunno if anyone has thought about this, but Donnie never got to explore Draxum's fancy mystic weapon room in this version fo events, which means he never got that mystic crystal! And if he doesn't get that crystal, then how is he gonna get the ability to detect mystic energy, I wonder 🤔🤔🤔

Also, Donnie's only gotten one side of his Secret Backstory and he's gotta go get some answers from Splinter, but either way we'll get to all of that in future updates!

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Family Secrets part 1 (follow up comic) ->

Mini epilogue lol:

[kimmkitsuragi]

ugh it used to be soooo easy to work especially late at night </3 now it’s very hard i get sad and anxious during the nights and too distracted during the days. why did my brain break and when it happened exactly like i really wasnt like this in the past

[thegetou]

I feel like Two-Bit is def that hype friend that’s DANGEROUSLY supportive & enamored by Darry: ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ Two: *whistle* Damnnnnn, you look good as hell in them jeans. I would eat your shit front to ba- Darry: ALRIGHT, that’s enough.

Darry: I shouldn’t have done that to Pony. It’s really my fault- Two: On god you were right as fuck to smack the shit out that little boy. I’ve been praying for this day a good minute now-

Darry: I don’t know… I’m just worried sometimes no one will ever really love me. It’s like- Two: Yeahhhhh, I’m gonna need you to drop them drawls babygirl. Darry: WHAT.

Darry: Two-Bit, I have a boyfriend. Two: That don’t mean nothing.

Two: You know what? We should just kill him. Darry: We are NOT murdering my boyfriend. Two: FINE. I’ll get Dally to do it. Darry: Y’all, I got to be honest…I burned the hell out of the meat for tonight. Soda: JESUS DARRY, HOW LONG DID YOU LET IT GO FOR??? Darry: …Sorry… Two: Shoot, ain’t nothing wrong with it! (He proceeded to eat it all and Darry had to hold his hair back while he vomited it up an hour later 💀)

———— Shoutout my mookie wookie: Two-Bit would say babygirl I fear @sleepyfishboy

[leeknow-thoughts]

୨୧ POLY!MINLIX X READER HEADCANONS

𝝑𝝔 cw : bullet point format, smut under cut, sfw and nsfw sections, mommy kink (everyone act surprised), sub and dom dynamics, some sub!reader and some dom!reader, pegging, mxm action, poly!minlix, petplay, rimming, some stoned! sex, some stoner!minlix

𝝑𝝔 SFW :

oh my fuck literally the best bfs everrrr

just so so so much love??? it's almost overwhelming???

Minho is so gentle and he takes so much pride in knowing every single stupid thing about you and lixie

oh oh oh he also thinks it's so cute when you and Lix give him nicknames

AND LIX :c MY LIXIE PIXIE :cc

he gives so so so so much love just all the time

whether it's bc he's cuddling into your side at night or he's making you brownies or he's buying you cute little gifts

"oh I saw this and I thought you'd like it!" - Lix (as if the gift isn't an EXPENSIVE ass designer bag or perfume or novelty item)

oh yeah Minho buys you and Lix jewelry a lot... like gets you 3 matching sets for Christmas, birthdays, holidays, new years, anniversaries, etc.

but Minho is a simple man, he lovesssss quality time

oh yeah aquarium dates SO MANY AQUARIUM DATES???

the kitties love looking at the fish

oh oh oh and Lixie loves physical touch???

so the 3 of you are cuddling in bed and probably either playing Mario Kart on the Nintendo switch (which always gets complicated bc Felix rages everytime he gets hit by one of minho's red tortoise shells) or watching a movie (it can't be a horror movie bc lix will cry, and it can't be a movie where an animal dies bc Lix will cry, and it also can't be a detective movie bc Lix will get bored halfway through) or taking a little cat nap (Minho curses, tosses, turns, and talks in his sleep so most of the time he is waking you or lix up, but you 2 don't dare say anything bc it would make Minho feel bad)

oh oh oh and you never have to step foot in the kitchen bc mimo lovesss cooking for you :c

so much praise??? you could literally just breathe and they'd be telling you just how much they love you??? LIKE HELLO?!--

also also also they FUND your hobbies and interests

oh, you like an anime series?? Guess who bought you 5 new figurines of your favorite character just so you'll smile? Lixie did!!! it doesn't matter that it costed a ridiculous amount of money bc it made you smile and that's what matters to Lixie!!

oh, you want to visit Japan someday?? Guess who booked a flight there just bc he loves you sm?? Minho did!!!

oh oh oh they're def sharing their clothes with each other and with you

they think you look so cute in their clothes

𝝑𝝔 NSFW :

the most versatile duo ever oh my fuckkkkkk

oh yeah, two mommys... when they're dominant at least

felix is def nicer when he's dominant :c he's so sweetieful, he's brushing back your hair and kissing your forehead while Minho fingerfucks and spanks you

also also also pet play with them :c

a pair of cute kitty ears and a cute little butt plug??? maybe even a pretty little collar??? oh yeahhhhh

oh oh oh and they're just so full of love for you :c constantly worshipping you like you hung the fucking moon

ORAL FIXATIONNNNNN holy shit lix has the craziest and most insane oral fixation

he's CONSTANTLY sucking on your tits <3

oh oh oh ohhhh and Lix loves sucking on minho's fat cock <3

lix has the CUTEST little cock :c and lovesss when you and Minho take turns kissing it :3

OMG AND Lix lovesss getting pegged and getting his ass fucked by minho??? oh yeahhhhh he'd KILL FOR IT

also also also rimming with the two of them??? letting Minho sit on your face while you lap at his cute little hole?? IF I EXPLODEEE

oh oh oh and minho loves fingering you while you lay on his lap, especially if you have your kitty stuff on, oh oh oh and while lixie humps his leg??? LITERAL HEAVEN

and they're subby too ??? :c

subby Minho needs to be spoken of more bc yeah :c

after a long day of dance practice and Minho is tired and you and lix just want to help him feel better?

sit him down on the couch and let Lix ride him while you let him suck on your pretty tits <3 he'll love the two of you forever

oh oh oh and fuck minho's cute little hole while Lixie sucks on his cock?????

they're just so full of love for you and it shows <3

also SHOWER SEX!!! this is the only form of a quickie that they like is early morning shower sex

also also also wake and bake + sex??? they loveee especially on their mornings off or their days off?? they're taking turns eating your sweet cunt as the sun comes up >:3

[braindeadjaidyn]

Hi, seen your request post and wanted to ask you to make one on DREW STARKEY (not rafe) x reader fluff??

BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE…

summary:..-> a silly short drabble on boyfriend!drew starkey. reader and drew are home for the holidays and can’t help but have a little snowball fun. super fluffy?

warnings:…-> none! fluff! kinda corny ending and dialogue!

word count:..->550.

a/n:..->i hope you enjoy this! i wasn't quite sure what to write, so i thought, ‘what the hell? it's december, so i might as well bring out some fluffy christmas shit.’ it also didn't help that I was watching a hallmark movie while writing this…. this is my first work BE NICE PLS.

“You little cheater! Oh, I’m coming for your ass,” Drew chuckled as he wiped the slush of snow off his face. You had just nailed him directly between the eyes with a snowball, you felt bad but damn did it feel good. Your smug expression was wiped from your face as he lunged forward, and both of your feet crushed the North Carolina snow acting quickly. You sprinted away, the cold air clawing at your face and lungs. Drew was hot on your tail, his long legs eating at the distance between you two. He was laughing like a maniac, his breaths fogged and his noises echoing in the air. “Y/N! Honey! Baby! Quit running!”

You whipped your head around as your feet crunched quickly through the snow. Drew was at arm's length, a grin on his face and a very large snowball clutched in his right glove. He looked like a kid, carefree with his rosy cheeks and nose. He took advantage of the closeness, using his arm reach to grab the back of your coat. He pulled you both to the ground, you scrambled to get away from him. You screamed in playful terror. The cold snow nipping at your face and neck. He rolled over on top of you, smirking as he straddled your waist. “Joseph Andrew! I SWEAR-,“You squealed, covering your face with your gloves. He loomed over you, dangling a snowball in front of your face.

“No, no, no- princess,” Drew chirped, a wide smile on his lips. “This what you get you little cheater.”

He yanked your hands from your face, ignoring your squeals and protests. He chuckled softly as he looked down at you, one of your wrists restrained by his large hand. Drew wasn’t gonna smoosh your face with a snowball, especially when you looked this cute. As he plopped the snowball back into the snow he leaned forward and pressed his lips to yours. He kept your wrist in his grasp as he moved his lips against yours tenderly. He tasted like hot chocolate and peppermint.

Drew tore away, his chest heaved deep and slow. A small grin on his lips, his gloved fingers brushing away a strand of hair on your forehead. You couldn’t help but giggle at his sweet demeanor. You leaned back on your forearms, a cheeky smile on your lips. “You’re such a softie.”

Drew chuckled, begrudgingly moving off your body to his feet. Intertwining with your fingers as he pulled you to yours, your chest pressed against his. The snow sloshing and crunching under the both of you. You felt his arms creep around your waist, his eyes softening as he held your gaze. “You’re lucky you’re cute or I totally would’ve got you back.”

You rolled your eyes, Drew absolutely wouldn’t have anyway. He loved you too much. “Oh yeahhhhh, sure you would’ve,” You giggled, entangling your fingers and dragging him back into his childhood home. God, how you craved warmth. You both desperately needed another cup of hot chocolate and cozy pajamas.

Drew followed without a protest, lugging behind you with a smile. He shook his head, his beanie shifting lower as he did so. Drew loved Christmas in North Carolina with you. “Keep it moving baby, it's cold outside.”