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I steal a few breaths From the world for a minute And then I'll be nothing forever And all of my memories And all of the things I have seen Will be gone With my eyes with my body with me
But me and my husband We're doing better It's always been just him and me Together So I bet all I have on that Furrowed brow And at least in this lifetime We're sticking together Me and my husband We're sticking together
And I am the idiot with the painted face In the corner, taking up space But when he walks in, I am loved, I am loved
Me and my husband We're doing better It's always been just him and me Together So I bet all I have on that Furrowed brow And at least in this lifetime We're sticking together Me and my husband We're sticking together Me and my husband We're doing better
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nothing could have prepared me for the cats finally releasing erods gopro footage of him going around being a chaos demon at our cup parade
Panthers Championship Parade | 6.30.24 (x)
#evan rodrigues#florida panthers#he is in his utter element when a scandinavian is in his 5 foot vicinity#the freaked out “oh my god” when someone threw a phone up at him as he shares a look of horror with swaggy#i also went “oh my god 😨” everytime it happened#like im glad thats the part we all agree was the fucking craziest shit of this whole parade#not the like 2 hour storm delay because lightning or everyone running about in said delay or lifting the cup up while lightning is in the bg#or maffhew and benny returning back to the sea like little sirens or anything else that happened#it was this#him laughing and point at mr looks like an accountant swaggy spindly legs as he runs down the a1a kills me everyone#wojack ass pointing#“FILL IT UP FILL IT UP 👹👹👹” “...with what...” sasha sweetheart what do you think#waterboarding your teammates with alcohol a very loving tradition#“best day of my life... (remembers hes a husband and father) well their bdays and my wedding but other than that best day of my life!”#“dont put that on there”#yeah bud yeah#cant get over the FOR FINLANDIA FOR SWEDEN#man loves his scandanavians frrrr
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I don't remember if I actually made a post or if it was just a joke I told blood but I'm sure I said something along the lines of me after taking antipsychotics with that bit from NWH after Otto is cured and he's like the voices stopped
#luly talks#anti psychotics dont affect negatively systems unless its mine in which case they completely severed all communication#i think a good chunk went dormant too it was an awful time in my life#it was bc i moved away too btw#nobody was winning it was rough am i bitter still wrll ever so slightly#but we all committed our sins#things are looking up now tho#yeah but the horrors aside NWH was really important for me in this front#BC GOBLIN OF COURSE BC GOBLIN MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE GREEN GOBLIN#WILLEM DAFOE ACCIDENTALLY RECREATING MY EXPERIENCE VERBATIM ON THAT MIRROR SCENE#ANIME GUY GRIPPING THE TV HE'S JUST LIKE US FRRRR#very life changing fixation#otto and norm f/os ever. my husbands#brain stuff
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ranting in da tags ignore me
#im sorry but sometimes i can not stand shippers. pov u hate some1 cause they ship smth u dont like.#“if you ship shadownilla dni!!!!!!!!!!!” its a toxic ship waa waa waa who gives a fuck. what happened 2 liking toxic yaoi.#or do you only like toxic yaoi when its not actually toxic.#i hardly ship it and its just for fun cause sometimes its actually funny. whats ur problem.#yeah i like the way some people portray it#in which shadows just an annoying dickhead and pv is tired of his shit#and they act like an old married couple on the verge of divorce#WHY DO I LIKE IT? CAUSE ITS FUNNY. ITS COOL.#like frrrr leave some of us alone#i dont ship mysticcacao but i will defend each and every mysticcacao shipper til the end#they literally did nothing wrong except like a toxic ship get over urself please#yeah theyre unhealthy and shitty and would be terrible for eachother.#but what if i had an au or hcs that said otherwise? what if i changed the story some because i fucking can?#what are you gonna do abt it#huh?
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”uh i don’t think this ship would work/be healthy-“ THATS THE POINT THATS THE POINT THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE TOXIC QND CODEPENDENT AND FIGHT MAYBE OR HAVE AN OBVIOUS POWER IMBALANCE THATS THE POIINNTTT EXPLORINH THOSE THINGS IS WHAT MAKES IT FUN!!!!!!
#ros talks#saw someone in the tag saying some shit and i was like YIU DOMY GET ITTTTT#the whole POINT is them having an interesting dynamic it’s not just a#“who can have the fluffiest coffee shop au dynamic”#it’s about if they ARE together how they work. maybe they fight#maybe they both have unresolved insecurities#maybe one (or both) think it’s just a game to the oyher#biting wires electrocuting myself#i understand if you don’t see it tho like yeah#BUT IN THE TAG???? BE FRRRR#little hater
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I think makeup should be restricted from teenagers like cigarettes are, there's probably worse mental health damage going on there quite frankly
#Maybe except like. spot concealer or whatever it's called bc being a teen w obvious acne is the worst#but like. actually altering your appearance and constantly wearing makeup bro you are a child#im just generally a makeup hater tho lmao#protect our women frrrr#obviously this is more nuanced than that and not actually something very easy to implement. I just hate seeing what beauty standards do to#little girls (and grown women) who feel like they can't exist without makeup#like genuinely infuriating#yeah spend an hour putting chemicals n shit on your face and spend tons of money on prescribing to society's expectations of feminity .#awesome .#not trying to make anyone feel bad either I'm more just mad at like. society perpetuating it than individual women#like it's insane anyone feels pressured to wear makeup throw that shit in the metaphorical ocean (in an ideal world)#at LEAST make it illegal to advertise makeup and similar ohh shave your entire body oh put deodorant on your coochie like Genuinely. wtf
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💀i think i got scammedddd that's what i get for trying to buy a shirt through some sketchy-ass website
#emord rambles#not fr#frrrr i just wanted a funny shirt and my amazon account has been on hold for like. 3 years and i can't log innnnn#i never got a confirmation email and ive been getting spam emails and texts so 💀 yeah that's that lmao
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Even Our Private Lives Are Great Too!: Epilogue
in which aizo of lipxlip hosts a radio show with some average joe
previous part (chapter 7)
A few days later—.
Aizo & Yujiro: “Welcome Julieta” to LIPxLIP Radio.
Aizo: Good evening, I’m Aizo.
Yujiro: And I’m Yujiro.
Yujiro: Let’s get right to business by reading some fanmail, yeah?
Yujiro: “The other day, I read that you guys had performed at a live on the spur of the moment…”
Aizo: Eh? A spur of the moment performance? What in the world could they be talking about, Yujiro?
Aizo responded to the sentence in the letter with exaggerated surprise, which had probably been due to the fact that their agency had explicitly told them not to acknowledge their last-minute performance.
Yujiro: (His acting is laughably bad… But I guess I’ll just follow his lead for now.)
Yujiro: I’m not too sure myself… But all I can say at the moment is…
Yujiro: It’d be great if the staff at the live with the last-minute performers didn’t get into trouble because of them.
Aizo: And so? Sorry, but could you read the rest of the letter?
Yujiro: Hmm… “Do you get along well with FT4?”.
Yujiro: “As a fan of LIPxLIP, I get really happy when I see you guys befriend others.”
Yujiro: …Thank you. Ah, we get along as long as we’re off the stage.
Yujiro: We’ve met up for meals several times, and we’ve also participated in lessons together.
Yujiro: In fact, we met up for a meal with YUI and FT4’s DJ, IV, just the other day.
Aizo: Yup, yup. All of you know how much YUI loves ramen, right? So, y’know…
Aizo: All of us ate ramen normally at first. But then, for some reason, I, and I alone, was dragged off for super spicy tanmen after that…
Yujiro: You were pretty out of it when you guys returned, weren’t you, Aizo? It was quite the funny sight.
Aizo: You think? You didn’t eat it, so you don’t understand my pain at all.
Aizo: It was suuuper spicy! Wait, no, the word “spicy” doesn’t cut it! Eating it was a really painful experience!
Yujiro: It was a painful experience, hm?
Aizo: Though, I was able to talk about all kinds of things with YUI when I was alone with him—.
Yujiro: Really? What did you guys talk about?
Aizo: Y’know, stuff that even we talk about.
Aizo: Like, you know that feeling that you’re coming down with a sore throat that you get the day before a live or a recording session? We talked about stuff like that.
Yujiro: Ah—... I know that feeling too...
Aizo: YUI said that he’d “Eat spicy foods!” whenever his throat is sore. “That way, I’ll be able to sing even better!”, he’d claimed.
Yujiro: Eh? Where’s the logic behind that…?
Aizo: I have zero clue as to what he means either. But I think he’s talking about relieving tension in the throat or something?
Aizo: I’m pretty sure that eating spicy foods would only make your throat hurt even more, though… Just how strong is his throat anyway?
Aizo: …Anyways, do you guys get sore throats real often? The two of us do, y’know?
Yujiro: Though, if you guys do get sore throats, please don’t be like YUI, okay?
Aizo: On that note, you were alone with IV, weren’t you, Yujiro?
Aizo: What did you guys talk about? Did he tell you secret info about FT4 or something?
Yujiro: Of course not, stupid.
Yujiro: But, hmm… About that…
Yujiro: (What we talked about… huh…)
IV: Regarding my dream…
IV: One of my dreams has… Already come true, I think.
Yujiro: …That’s a secret.
Aizo: Eh?! Why?! Can’t you at least tell me the gist of what y’all talked about?!
Yujiro: (Don’t wanna. I want to keep it a secret between myself and IV.)
Yujiro: Well, I may tell you about it someday, okay?
Aizo: Huh?! You’re as stingy as always!
Yujiro: Do you mean to say that I’m usually stingy, or something?
Aizo: Am I mistaken?
Yujiro: Completely and utterly.
Aizo: But, hey, listen to this, Julieta. Just the other day, Yujiro was—.
The recording of the radio programme continued on at a good tempo. Following that, Aizo pestered Yujiro to “Tell me what you talked about with IV!”, but that was a story for another time—.
#yuuai-ivyui double date go!!!#just honeypre things#not tagging with the ft4 tl tag bc ft4 doesn't appear in this lol (what a scam!!!!)#yeah this... wasn't worth the wait. lol. i'm sorryyyyyyy#this event story made me miss dance battle big time. the event stories peaked with dance battle frrrr#the sheer crackery of that one >>>>> the dryness of this one-#though if you're in the tags... 👀what's your favourite honeypre event story?👀👀 i'm curious!!!
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Yup! They are
Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.
this post must be reblogged by everyone
#pronouns#Gender Neutral#they/them#They/Them are valid#frrrr#hell yeah#yeah#idk how tags work#idk how to tag this
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Hi hello his was supposed to be a reblog of a post about oc lore but it somehow glitched and I didn't wanna rewrite the tags so
#NO FRRRR#i love to daydream and i have some “stories” i come back to and BOYYYY#yeah ive never spoken about those ocs#lets just say i could make hella yaoi if i could draw comics#the mind is a safe place to be unhinged and self indulgent#those ocs never need to see the light of day. theyre just mine ❤️#one of my faves is an arranged marriage plot that genuinely kinda has a good story and ....not really any smut#like at all LMAO#ough its so cool tho them learning to actually like eachother even tho neither of them wants to be in the situation#they both think it sucks!! until they dont lol#oc tag#kuza rant
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CATS SCHEDULE RELEASED AND WE FACE THE PENS TWICE AT HOME THIS YEAR RAAAAAA FINALLY FINALLLYLYYYYY TRUST I WILL BE AT BOTH OF THOSE GAMES FINALLYYYYYY
#txt#i went to the one in december in the 2324 seasom and i was so bummed that it was the only one we got#because like mannnnnn it was so funny when mikksy pissed off sibby enough he slashed his stick after the whistle#seeing that irl was an alltimer for me frrrr#also i was sat next to a group of pens fans that game and they kept going THIS IS OUR CHANCE during pps and then going “and thats 0 for...”#more shenanigans need to be had#also at least now when kris puts up 3 fingers this time we can put up 1 back [the bird]#i love kris you have to now this but when im in cats mode i go rabid at anything#after the fact i can acknowledge it was funny that after he got mobbed by multiple cats for touching sasha he goes 👌#yeah all 3 pens games were hella funny i need that energy back#may we blessed with more battle of the zoo content
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band!ellie 2 headcanons and smau
read this
sinopse: ellie williams is the lead singer in a band (+some texts with her).
cw: nsfw after the texts with warning! swearing, explicit, reader works in a record store and ellie's a simp, not explicit if reader is fem or masc.
part 1
band!ellie who made it unbelievable for dina and jesse to believe she found her girl, but then they met you.
“this shit's cringe as fuck, but you two are sweet…” jesse starts and dina immediately agrees. “yeah, she's perfect for you, el.” “i knowwwww, i need her.” jumping like a teenage girl fr...
band!ellie who sometimes thinks her bandmates like you way too much.
“invite y/n to the next rehearsal too for real.” jesse says after you leave a rehearsal you went to. “okay man i get it, she's amazing.” with an annoyed expression. “so… invite her.” dina chuckles. “no, i don't want any of you jumping on my girl.” but she does invite you anyway.
band!ellie who's so stupid tbh, she's gonna sign girls’ tits after concerts and act all oblivious when you swerve her kisses.
and swerving her is so fun istg, she's gonna try like 4 times before she's upset. UPSET! (she will go non verbal).
band!ellie who's the type to perform and glance at you like you're about to have sex right that instant (u will, after the concert tho!).
band!ellie who's a singer herself but turns on the tv and pretends to be the weeknd for you.
band!ellie who wishes she could rap… actually, no. she thinks she can.
"that was... something." you smirk and she scoffs, throwing herself on the couch she was standing on, mic in hand. "i'm literally in my rapper era but whatever, you'll see." and you're full on laughing. "don't laugh." and you come hug her and say she's so so special.
band!ellie who makes it so you can't open x (twitter) without seeing girls mourning your girlfriend… she's alive not single tho!
band!ellie who's always late for everything, but she tries her best istg. you and the band are TIREDDD.
band!ellie who's nervous about pda… but she likes it, showing everyone you're hers and she's yours.
band!ellie who made a slideshow about how you should move into her apartment… that was kinda like:
“REASONS FRRRR 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
ALL OF THEM 🤣
we're literally soulmates so we gotta be roommates too???
countless sleepovers omg i'm crying!
i'll never be late again (kinda😬)
we can get a pet tg 😯
i'll get to listen to u sing in the shower more and you know i like hearing you and singing with you while im in the toilet or even outside the bathroom
passionate lesbian sex before sleeping, after eating, doing the dishes, the laundry ALL THE TIME
i love you the most and i want you close all the time
you love me back (i hope) so you gotta want me close too
i want you as my wife asap
think about it, thanks and please my love ❤️”
you moved in… weak mf but can anyone blame you??
band!ellie who loves cooking with you for friends and family when they come over. just loves being with you in general but even house chores are better with you??
band!ellie who comes to disturb see you at your job, your bosses hate her and said they were gonna stop selling their album 😒 (they actually love her).
band!ellie who switches from your serious cool rockstar girlfriend to your silly baby girlfriend in a second.
band!ellie who reposts them and comments under edits fans make of you, even more than her own edits.
“that's my baby so stop gawking.(jk)” “whats her @” “id repost but my gf would be jealous, shes hot asf 🤤🤤” “THAT'S MY GIRL” “creamed💔” "straight to the y/n folder" someone said “ellie cant handle allat” and she replied fr “true, she the one handling me 💯💢” SHE HAS NO CHILL...
band!ellie who pays the same attention to potential hate you'd get, she will block them… don't talk about her girl.
nsfw (cw: cunnilingus [e and r!receiving], fingering [e and r!receiving]. switch!ellie!!!!).
band!ellie who treats you like a star
you were supposed to be in the shower but ellie saw you stripping out of your clothes and she has to ask to kiss your clit, dropping to her knees. her fingers bruising your thighs and shes eating you out as if she'd been starving. you cum but she's not satisfied yet, she pulls you down on the bedroom carpet with her "give me another one, please." hands roaming your skin ever so softly, sending shivers down your body. she asks what you want, the position, how many fingers, she just needs to please you. and now she's on top of you, pounding you with her fingers and pressing down your lower stomach because she just wants you to cum again.
band!ellie who loves sleepy sex
she's gonna be in bed with you, almost asleep asking you for kisses, then for some touches... and you end up between her legs, sloppy nasty head and some slow fingering. your lips around her clit and kissing her pussy lips and slit and your fingers in and out her pussy. she's whining and squealing, playing with her own tits and caressing ur face. you're humming against her pussy and she's clenches "let go for me, ellie..." you coo and she squirts on your mouth and fingers. soft pants leaving her lips, soon stopping with her caresses on your face as you lick her cum. you look up, hair messy against the pillow and eyes closed. "i love you..." she mutters after you clean her and lay next to her "i love you." you spoon her.
a/n: this is kinda shitty but it's for who asked for more! @kyleeservopoulos @sameenatruther @harrysslutsstuff
#ellie williams#ellie x reader#ellie williams x reader#ellie tlou2#ellie williams smut#ellie williams x female reader#ellie x fem reader#lover girl!ellie#ellie imagine#ellie x masc reader#rockstar!ellie#ellie williams headcanons#ellie williams smau#ellie williams hcs
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HELL YEAH!!!!
I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
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today and tomorrow and every day after that !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their fall-in-love-again era is them pretending as if they haven't already made it till forever.
or
for when it'll be them today, tomorrow and then a day after that. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // max verstappen x fem!reader
prequel - i should hate you ⋆·˚ ༘ *
warnings - language
author's note - it's 3am and im tired. thank u and i hope u like it <3
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yourusername his big wet eyes and loser personality have captivated me
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username NO WAY SHE POSTED HIM AFTER MONTHS FOR RADIO SILENCE
username GIRL WHAT
username kinda hypocritical of u to go back to ur ex after yelling at us to fuck him (figuratively)
-> yourusername sorry bb he cried until i gave in
-> maxverstappen1 stop spreading lies
username the way i js relaxed and it wasn't even my relationship like DAMN
username im a child of TOGETHER parents
username i need this
danielricciardo i better be the godfather of your vaginal demons
-> yourusername pls take back ur bf heidiberger_
-> heidiberger_ timeout. NOW.
-> maxverstappen1 why only HER vaginal demons. i helped too
-> danielricciardo yeah for like 2 seconds
-> yourusername STOP TALKING ABT MT VAGINAL DEMONS
-> yourusername oh god
-> username "i helped too" LMFAOAOAOAN WTF
maxverstappen1 this is cyber bullying
-> yourusername stfu i love those photos like fetus maximus ❤️
-> maxverstappen1 that's not my name and you know it
-> yourusername honestly u should he HONOURED that u share a name with maximus the horse 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
username who needs reality tv when u have this comments section
username everyday i discover something entirely new about this whole group and atp im not even surprised
username don't post me unless the caption is "his big wet eyes and loser personality have captivated me"
maxverstappen1 i don't have a loser personality
-> yourusername u wear skinny jeans
-> username gagged him
-> username no bc they need to GO
maxverstappen1 okay but i could be your loser boyfriend, you ever think of that?
-> yourusername ur already my loser husband wdym
-> danielricciardo GIRL
-> maxverstappen1 wow
-> yourusername oh
-> yourusername haha surprise people
-> username say what the fuck now
-> username istg if i find out that they're MARRIED after WEEKS of agony and pain i will riot
maxverstappen1 you suck at keeping secrets
-> yourusername u suck in general
-> maxverstappen1 real mature
username i'd die for them and they don't even know me
username WHATTHEFYCK
username i did not see this coming wtfff
username WHEN WAS THIS.
username no bc the fact that they STILL don't follow each other is HILARIOUS
username giggling rn he's so babygirl i love him
lilymhe run away with me
-> yourusername absolutely
-> maxverstappen1 aren't you MY wife
-> lilymhe divorce exists
-> yourusername she has a point
username im paralysed like WHAT DO U MEAN THEY'RE MARRIED
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maxverstappen1 something about how i'd marry you with paper rings and in this case, a string (or $1 rings from vending machine)
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maxverstappen1 i did not write the caption
-> maxverstappen1 y/n wrote this caption
-> yourusername i did not write this caption
username bitches be crying bc two people who do not know her at all are being cute and parents i am bitches
username she can spit on me
-> username she can ruin me actually
username nah ur not ginna distract us w this post WE NEED ANSWERS
-> username FRRRR LIKE WDYM UR HER HUSBAND
username pretty people (max and y/n) ruining it for the others (me)
username last slide made my heart crack
charles_leclerc i have heard you sing that little song to yourself. you wrote this caption.
-> maxverstappen1 i hope you like my rear
-> yourusername no bc he actually does
-> charles_leclerc i mean...
-> maxverstappen1 are we about to kiss right now?
-> alexandrasaintmleux does this mean......yourusername
-> yourusername babe come over ❤️
-> username what in the world is happening in this comments section
username everyday i wake up against my will and lose a part of myself knowing that my wife was snatched up by a vroom vroom mutation
username max it's ok to love ur wife!!!!!!!! we do too!!!!!!!!
-> maxverstappen1 she's not my wife. referring to her as such damages my reputation
-> yourusername i hope u like the doghouse
-> maxverstappen1 fun fact! we don't have a dog
-> yourusername new fact! now we do
-> maxverstappen1 uh
-> username i live for y/n terrorizing max every moment of the day
username nah my eyes are js overflowing with fluid im not crying 😂😂😂😂😂
username someone sedate me...........is max being romantic (?????????) on the main
username this is the peak of my existence
username lord what have i done wrong
danielricciardo as if you're not literally sitting on her lap right now
-> maxverstappen1 she tripped me
-> yourusername u literally told me that u would commit heinous crimes if i didn't let u sit on my lap
-> maxverstappen1 you tripped me
-> username i need to put his brain under a microscope and js SEE
-> username no bc how he goes from point a to point b needs to be scientifically studied
username don't mind me js going crazy over the fact that my parents MAY be married
yourusername u told me that i was the one who should propose
-> maxverstappen1 yes
-> yourusername and then snatched my ring and proposed to ME with MY ring
-> maxverstappen1 yes
-> yourusername yeah lemme js 🧠🔬
yourusername in any case, the answer would be fuck no ❤️
-> maxverstappen1 i'm calling christian and telling him that you're bullying his first driver.
yourusername IT'S A LOVE STORY BABY JS SAY YES!!!!!!!! (yes)
-> maxverstappen1 uh, i already asked charles_leclerc so...
-> charles_leclerc sorry
-> yourusername homwrecker
-> charles_leclerc there was no home to wreck
-> yourusername yeah i'll js sing boyfriend by dove cameron to alex instead
username this comments section is what keeps me up at night
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yourusername babygirl u are a very freak and strange. i am deeply in love with u. all jokes aside, we made it. i know we got married like weeks ago but marrying u like FOR REAL has been the most beautiful moment of my life. i wanna spend everyday with u, in this life and all the others. vegas was a trip but even then, it was perfect with u, the one i was marrying and as taylor swift said "i like shiny things but i'd marry u with paper rings" or in our case, $1 rings from the vending machine. i wanna go to museums with u and point to pictures with weird guys and say "that's u". i wanna dance in the kitchen with u. i wanna look back after decades at all these memories and laugh, knowing that my now-self made the best decision. i love u even if u have me saved as "DO NOT ANSWER ❌" in ur phone. i think forever would be nice with u or till death do us apart (or someone in a suit if this escalates to a divorce).
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carmenmmundt all my love to both of you !! i love you and you deserve nothing but happiness 🤍 thank you so much for letting me be a part of your special day
-> yourusername carmen 🤍🤍🤍 u own my heart and thank UUUUUU for being a part of my big day
username "i think forever would be nice with u or till death do us apart (or someone in a suit if this escalates to a divorce)" y/n y/l/n how does it feel to be the most hilarious person ever 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤
username im in SHAMBLES rn what the fuck
username someone sedate me bc there's NO way this is real
landonorris good luck because he's with you till you decompose
-> maxverstappen1 i'll go with her into the afterlife too like who the fuck she trying to meet there
-> yourusername bold of u to assume you'd even get in
-> maxverstappen1 is this what married life is like???
username i am unwell
username "i wanna go to museums with u and point to pictures with weird guys and say "that's u"" THIS IS TRUE LOVE
username and adding onto my 262728292 reasons
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username FUCJ YESHSHHSJSJSJS
danielricciardo the best night even though i don't remember any of it
-> yourusername u tried to set our marriage certificate on fire saying "it's set in stone now"
-> danielricciardo doing god's work
-> username no bc y/nmax nation would be in RUINS if it weren't for daniel
username sobbing they're soooo parents now it's crazy
username i js woke up whatcthebfufk
username AHSHSJJKKSSKAKSJSJKS
maxverstappen1 never changing your contact name
-> yourusername this is so not sexie new husband of u
maxverstappen1 we look lovely
-> yourusername yes we do
maxverstappen1 mrs. y/l/n-verstappen
-> yourusername mr. verstappen-y/l/n
username YELLING THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY
username screeching when will it be my turn
username never ever ever getting over this caption
username this will go down in history for YEARS to come
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maxverstappen1 never really did sappy posts but this means the world to me and i guess there's a first (???) time for everything. all i can say is that i truly cannot wait to spend all my days with you and go to sleep thinking that i can't wait to do it again tomorrow. and i think, there's nothing more lovelier than that. you once told me that i deserved the world, i hope we get to see it together. i wanna hear how your day was, today and tomorrow and every day after that. but before getting to all those tomorrows, here's to our forever that's summed up for me in a small moment.
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username shut up and think about what u did
username i can't cry im in class WHY WOULD U DO THIS TO ME
username no bc this is literally my last straw ENOUGH
username "here's to our forever that's summed up for me in a small moment" THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE AND IT MADE ME SOB
username no bc he had no RIGHT to post this
username girlypop im still recovering from y/n's post give me 4-5 business years
username not cool max verstappen not COOL.
username tears are streaming down my face what the actual fuck
landonorris okay i shed a few tears
-> maxverstappen1 mate you were sobbing while giving your speech
-> landonorris I SUFFERED THE MOST OKAY
-> username no bc lando is their ACTUAL child of divorce
username this is ASTRONOMICAL like this is INSANE
username the bar is so high it js looks like a dash at this point
username everyone go home. max js won
-> maxverstappen1 winning on and off track
-> yourusername u cried when i beat u in mario kart
-> maxverstappen1 I CAN'T DRIVE
-> yourusername UR A PROFESSIONAL DRIVER
username further proof of if he wanted to he would
username "i truly cannot wait to spend all my days with you and go to sleep thinking that i can't wait to do it again tomorrow" js take me swiftly and now
username IN LOVE WITH THEIR WEDDING AESTHETIC LIKE IT EATS SO HARD
username i've prayed for times like these ❤️
charles_leclerc can't believe you would cheat on me
-> maxverstappen1 might just leave her for you
-> yourusername is this a bad time to tell u both that im already seeing someone???? alexandrasaintmleux
-> alexandrasaintmleux my angel ❤️
-> charles_leclerc wait a minute
-> maxverstappen1 now hold on
username live for men are unapologetically in love with their partners like there's nothing more sexy than that
username liar every single post abt y/n has been a sappy post
-> maxverstappen1 she holds me hostage every time
-> yourusername divorce papers look so sexy rn
username IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG JOURNEY Y'ALL WE MADE IT
username my babies ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
danielricciardo tell lando i'm the godfather
-> landonorris he WON'T because you're NOT
-> maxverstappen1 guys we don't even have a baby
-> danielricciardo obviously we're talking about the future. your swimmers ain't THAT competitive unlike you
-> yourusername BAHAHAHAHA PLEASE UR SO WRONG FOR THAT
-> maxverstappen1 and you're officially out of the godfather contestants
username need a documentary on this like my life depends on this bc it DOES
username i never will be moving on from this post
yourusername i love u i love u i love u i love u i love u i love u
-> maxverstappen1 likewise
-> yourusername yeah i'll just
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yourusername ty
-> maxverstappen1 have a sense of humour
-> yourusername i married u what's funnier than THAT
-> username CLEARED HIM
-> username LFMSOAOAOAO
yourusername nice caption, wonder who edited it 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
-> maxverstappen1 i don't know, this girl who follows me everywhere and calls me maximus
-> yourusername she sounds cute
-> maxverstappen1 yeah, she really is
yourusername nvm idgaf I LOVEEEEEE YOU
-> maxverstappen1 i love you more
yourusername husband
-> maxverstappen1 wife
username giggling rn im sooooo happy
username i will show this to my kids
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Changbin
(I'm putting this at the start of every list, so ignore it if you want)
Just wanna say that this is pretty much just for me to catalog all the fics and random things that I like, so idk, just enjoy it if you want lol
Stuck In A Wall
Part of a Kinktober challenge thing, Personal favorite frrrr, he's so himbo in this lol
In The Pocket Of Your Ripped Jeans
Dry humpin, thigh ridin' CLOTHED thigh riding, and ofc some cum swallowing
Tummy Insecurity Texts
Goddd he needs to know that he's literally GORGEOUS no matter what weight he is lol
Choking
You and Bin try choking for the first time, he's scared:( lowkey rough
Stretch You Out
Basically, Bin's stretching you, in a non-sexual way lol, and then he just gets mega turned on, yay gym fucking!!!
Hate Sex
Part of Another Kinktober thingy, gym sex, you and binnie kinda be beefin, he's there EVERY time you are, so kinda stalker Bin? Generally just wet, messy, and debauched
Need Some Air
Another gym based one lol, this time he's a frat boy, ooh~
Good Loving
Gurlll you and Binnie have a sex playlist, cause I mean, of course you do lol, also car stuff gets me so bad fr
Just Another Day At The Dorms
MF VIBRATING UNDERWEAR, imagine this irl Like??? I need him so bad + Minho being the catalyst for this is-
Double Trouble
Anal hehe, double pen. separate holes, surprise guest Channie
Switchin' For You
Riding but you get tired, thick cock Binnie, rough, Manhandling:)
It's Only Us In This World
Homemade Porn:) mutual masturbation, tired Bin
Loved
Giving him the love he deserves, deepthroating, and implied more rounds
Body Worship
Just Binnie being the sweet, loving, doting, adorable boyfriend we know he is, with just a Dash of smut:)
Sweet Boyfriend Changbin
Some short headcannons on how Binnie would be as your bf
I Said SIT
Lowkey scared reader, absolute cunnilingus GOD, bin knows EXACTLY how to use that gorgeous mouth lol
Sensitive
Just a small little drabble on Bin's sensitive tiddies, fjdskljds, shit got me fucked up fr
Those Goddamn Shorts
Just imagine riding his thigh in those shorts I genuinely can't
Things He Says During Sex
That pretty much sums it up, it's surprisingly fluffy ig?
Shirt
I need this specific Bin's balls in my mouth like rn? Hello??
Boyfriend Texts
So cute and fluffy omggg, I need this man carnally
Tummy
Some Delicious Binny tummy pics
Belt
Binnie undoing his belt after a big meal has me in the ground
Biker Bin
Horny, deserted gas station, biker gloves Binnie, need I say more
Pics
Takin pics w. him that are... yeah
#stray kids#stray kids smut#stray kids x reader#changbin#changbin smut#changbin x reader#list#fanfic
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Your honor theyre so divorced coded
Like Raven don’t try to awkward smile your way outta this one you left the polycule and Summer is still mad
Rosebird Nation stays winning like yeah I would become a super secluded and jaded bitchass if I went on a secret mission with my ex-wife I abandoned but am still in love with and then watched her die right before my eyes and kill the last shred of hope from me like yeah. Yeah I truly get it Raven.
“You sound just like your mother.”
HITTING DIFFERENT FR FRRRR
#I NEVER LOSE ROSEBIRD NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING I SAID WE WOULD GET ROSEBIRD CRUMBS#AND WE GOT A WHOLEASS SCENE OF THEM BEING TENSE DIVORCED WIVES#WINNNIJNNGGG#when summer died so did all of raven’s hope#we still dunno who the FUCK partnered with who in team strq but i’ll accept that sacrificed fer divorced polycule wives#rwby#rwby spoilers#rwby v9#rosebird#raven branwen#summer rose#divorced wives
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