#Y'all'd've

[angelxd-3303]

I'm confused, does no one else use the word "Y'all'd've"?

I used it today while ringing up someone's stuff, and she looked at me like I started speaking Latin backwards.

Examples:

"Y'all'd've known about that if you paid attention."

"I could have been ready to go out if y'all'd've told me."

"We wouldn't be in this situation if y'all'd've listened to me."

Or, what I said to her:

"Y'all'd've had more fun if you came up to visit while we had good weather last week."

Like, is that not a thing people say?

I'm so confused.

[siphimir]

Y'all'd've

Seeing all the wonderful quotes from @theshitpostcalligrapher reminded of this old gem I made while procrastinating on a chocolate-fueled essay-writing binge.

Absolutely love seeing the dumbest things written in the fanciest ways!

[hello-god-its-me-sara]

Southern Jonathan Crane using double and triple contractions

[snarkyhetalian]

Y'all'd've

I've seen y'all'd've on some posts but like....

Do you know what that sounds like? (sounds like 'yall dove') Do I need to explain the complex contraction? (You all would have)

This isn't an exaggeration, this is what southern people honest to god say. They won't use it in writing, unless they're trying to emulate a southern accent in fiction, but we very much say this out loud. Frequently.

[adobe-outdesign]

I know it's because her father is Clay but nothing will ever be more endearing to me than Lacey having a full team of traditionally cute/whimsical fairy-types and then one (1) giant mole with shovels for hands

[aces-to-apples]

Being a Star Wars fan really teaches you to enjoy what new installments are rather than resenting what they're not and how to spot what will and won't spark joy beforehand and proceed accordingly. With the revival of the Dragon Age fandom, and some peoples' behavior about every detail we've been given thus far, I see a great many of you have not yet learned those valuable skills.

[corvidexoskeleton]

People need to start putting less british accents into fantasy settings and more american accents. Make the group of wood elves that the protagonist comes across have aggressive Baltimore accents. Make the dwarf merchant of a random town have a thick Louisiana accent. Fuck it, make the king sound like he's from Philadelphia

[singsofecho-misc]

clone dialect of mando'a is so important to me

[satorugojoswiife]

you know how naoya speaks in kansai dialect? I had a dream where s3 of jjk was out and in the english dub they gave him a southern accent 😭😭

[eclipsecrowned]

my toxic trait is me and my fellows from a certain region in the country looked at my billy muse and said 'swamp rat. swamp rat. gooble gobble one of us.' i don't care his voice actors have been canadian and from michigan. i tie that man back to d*lvery parrish. get him mad enough and he still has the accent.

[crownedinmarigolds]

My husband and I are doing a private one-on-one VTM game - THINBLOODS FOREVER - and I’m collecting what we have so far in a large document and I’m giggling as I reread it. We’re Southern and the game takes place in Atlanta, so it’s just fun to see “ain’t” and “y’all” and “y’ain’t wrong” being used in serious discussions.

[aercnaut-archived]

me realizing lyra scoresby au means she gets a yeehaw texan accent instead of british:

[roachliquid]

Hey. Hey how is Exorcist 2 considered "one of the worst films ever made". This shit fucks.

[candytuft-whimsing]

Dawn Winery? I think you mean Dawn Barn.

Thanks to Koomaxx for the inspo!

(Late as I am)

[aercnaut]

hmmmmmmmm will's world au lee being a substitute teacher.............

[dearqueerheart]

is there a way to write they'll've without writing they'll have