snarkyhetalian
Songs in the Wind
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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" - Aristotle Alpha Sydney Hetalia/General blog I do the deValier theories, Fan Art, Fan Fiction, Singing, and plenty of snarky comments. Icon by   Zuoji on Tumblr.
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snarkyhetalian · 2 days ago
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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
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snarkyhetalian · 4 days ago
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Mutuals do this
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snarkyhetalian · 7 days ago
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snarkyhetalian · 8 days ago
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snarkyhetalian · 8 days ago
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Anyone out there want to talk about the SolAngelo book? The Sun and the Star?
Help me I'm dying.
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snarkyhetalian · 2 months ago
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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
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snarkyhetalian · 3 months ago
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Look at these koi
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snarkyhetalian · 3 months ago
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Poor Grandma
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snarkyhetalian · 3 months ago
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speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.
the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.
you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.
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snarkyhetalian · 3 months ago
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Sigh, toxic men look so attractive when they’re miserable.
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snarkyhetalian · 3 months ago
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Happy anniversary to the rumor coming out about does Bruno Mars is gay
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snarkyhetalian · 3 months ago
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wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass
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snarkyhetalian · 3 months ago
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appalachia is devastated. towns i loved, towns i visited all the time, are gone. not damaged, GONE. they are leveled to the ground. there is nothing left but rubble and ruin. people are dead. appalachia is poor to begin with and relies on tourism for a lot of its income, and multiple of those tourist locations are just...gone.
my town is okay, but it's flooded and wrecked. trees are blocking all but one way out of our neighborhood. power lines are hanging limp in the roads. we've been without power for over 24 hours and will continue to be without power for likely another 24+. disabled people and poor people are GOING to die from this. gods save appalachia.
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snarkyhetalian · 3 months ago
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umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it
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snarkyhetalian · 3 months ago
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snarkyhetalian · 3 months ago
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bkdk & cherry blossom (they’re so in love)
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i see you horikoshi you aren’t slick >.<
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snarkyhetalian · 3 months ago
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Link for TikTok
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