#Xisuma is mentioned

[tibbycaps]

allegedly scar admitted to cub late at night that he is the ore snatcher. Nobody is believing this

[mumbo-jumbo-facts]

MUMBO JUMBO FACT #31

Thaaaat's me

Source: u/sharpiechen on reddit

[daily-xisuma]

[078] He flees the premises

[1-marigold-1]

you're mad about xisuma and wels... so welsuma maybe? :>

this is purely platonic since I don't do romantic ships with Xisuma (he's aroace in my heart <3) but yeah! They seem like dudes that just meet up sometimes and talk about stuff, they both have pretty chill vibes

[shepscapades]

[dragonflavoredcake]

Xisuma: Why is Tango crying on the ground? Zedaph: He's drunk and he heard that his wife is married Xisuma: But . . . she's married to HIM. Zedaph: I know that, and you know that, but Mrs. Tango thinks it's funny so we're not telling him

[hermitcraft-alignment-charts]

i wasn’t gonna post today but then i met philza minecraft on the mcci server so i made this post just to tell you guys that i met philza minecraft on the mcci server

[sweetest-honeybee]

Wip for a bit of bone mage brain rot 😌 Only it’s Evil X this time!

[solarkinoko]

Armor study ft Xisuma :D

I didn’t feel like coloring today but I might sometime!

Sorry for my inactivity lately, I’ve been struggling with artblock and I had like 14 tests in school a week ago so my creativity has been minimal if not completely gone lmao- /hj

[aries-of-spades]

ok so weird headcanon time

this started with another headcanon i have of both X and EX having been a part of essentially the Watcher's military(not to be confused with the trained soldiers in the cult of watchers, that is different. oh and also Grian was one of those but that's not the point, this is like a legit military)

and then the rest after was VERY MUCH inspired by this post

ok so, both Impulse and Skizz were part of a seperate military, this one being from the overworld. Their call signs(becasue i can do what i want here haha) are Demon and Angel respectively. Skizz's is cause he's an avian(commonly mistaken to be angels, b ut not actually. yeah he's not actually an angel in my mind), and Impulse's is cause A) a yin-yang with Skizz and B) the others are like legit terrified of his accuracy and whatnot(tbh, i dont have a species headcanon for him, but i think he's human).

In at least one battle, maybe more, they fought alongside Watcher forces, including X and EX(though none of them figured it out until years after meeting eachother).

Msotly because the Void twins were wearing armor/helmets, and they hadn't really considered that the two oddly short soldiers were in fact not watchers(they didn't get a lot of time to dwell on that or the lack of wings).

Obviosuly, upon finding it out, it was very funny.

Some time later, after an afternoon spent comparing the rankings of the different militaries and trying to figure out how they related, they found out that by some stroke of insanity, Skizz actually outranks Xisuma.

might expand more on this later, idk, but this is what i thought of during work

[goldencassius]

Ive been having a horrible week so i decided to draw a "feral" evil xisuma as a treat. I honestly dont know how to describe it but i had fun drawing it. I want to make an angsty drawing of him soon so be prepared

[d0not-disturb]

Art reqst

Human grumbots

But its all the different grumbots

Oldest is ofc the first, maybe the mentally ill one (cause mumbo and grian locked him up in an island)

Buddy I already posted all the human Grumbot designs dawg

But might as well drop some lore while I’m at it

Oldest- Grumbot (OG from Season seven) “human” name: Luan Ronnie Jumbo (dreamslayer)

For his middle name I picked Ronnie because it means ruler (he pretty much parents his brothers) , and advice (literally his purpose), also Ronnie is such a good name tbh

Middle children- Grumbot Prime and Emperor Grumbot both from season 9, I made them twins since they don’t have a canon age difference unlike Grumbot and Jrumbot who were also made in the same season but have a canon age difference, grian literally saying Jrumbot was grumbots little brother. “Human” names: Parker Charles Jumbo (dreamslayer) for Grumbot Prime, and Emmett Oliver Jumbo (dreamslayer) for Emperor Grumbot

For the twins, their middle names correspond to who they are most like, so Parker is more like Grian and Emmett is more like Mumbo

Youngest- Jrumbot (also from season 7) “human” name: Archie Ryan Jumbo (dreamslayer)

Okay for the middle name he’s named after Scar because he is in fact the only jumbo kid who actually likes him, lazy ik but still

OKAY SO HOW THEY BECAME HUMAN:

No this isn’t the birds and the bees lesson because THEY WERENT MADE THAT WAY. So Xisuma started to notice how these MASSIVE robots were like conquering the hermitcraft multiverse (which apparently is canon) and killing a crap ton of people, specifically Scar, so he looked into it and turns out! They are Mumbo and Grian’s kids so he walked up to them one day and said, “take care of ya sons” so they go after them, or Xisuma forces them to, they fight and fight, and grian uses this BIG ASS spell that would turn the grumbots into their weakest form, which is human children (low key insulting to us humans ngl)

So they come back and Xisuma sees them like disheveled with like four crying little kids on them and he’s like, let’s take it one at a time mkay? So he takes the younger kids, and makes it so they won’t be ‘born’ until Grian and Mumbo Are ready for another kid because going from no kids to four kids in the span of 2 weeks is crazy

How does he do this? Well he genetically modifies them so that they revert back to just eggs that won’t hatch until exposed to heat, so he keeps them locked up in a freezer until the time is right

Ngl that sounds bad but trust me it’s not

Anyway grian and Mumbo soon realize they can’t really raise a kid none the less four on the hermitcraft server since there are no schools, hospitals, clinics, daycares, playgrounds, etc, and they panic cause they don’t wanna leave, so Xisuma adds a small sub server attached to the hermit craft server called, “the hermit suburbs” were people can live normal lives while still being hermits, and eventually more hermits and even some folks from empires and the life series go and live there and still go on the hermitcraft server.

So that’s where Grian and Mumbo raise the rest of those weird robot human hybrids

also after 2 years of Grian and Mumbo taking care of Luan, they are like, “yeah we can take another now” and then Xisuma gives them the twins and they are like “why are there two” and Xisuma is like, “I want this to be over with as soon as possible so I’m just giving you two deal with it” and so they just deal with it, but they soon realize how much more work it is, since the twins are VERY bad babies, what I mean is they cry all the time, don’t eat food they don’t like, don’t get dressed without a fight , etc, and so they wait 6 YEARS when they are almost teenagers to get the final egg, which is Archie, who is the best by far.

So that explains the age gap if you were wondering

Alright that’s all the lore y’all’s are getting DONT get attached

[daily-doodles-and-fics]

Eyes and Ears: Worlds Collide

To make up for the missed daily yesterday, here’s a Dsmp and HC crossover Drabble. Tw for mention of bloodshed and throwing up

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Chapter 1

His head hurt, and it hurt badly. A ringing in his ears drowned out most of the muffled speech he heard.

Hands helping him up, he can’t stand on his own right now. His wings hurt a little bit. The ringing in his ears faded and the sharp pain dulled to a more manageable level.

“-llo? Hello, can you hear me?” A voice asked. It had an accent similar to his own but it sounded a bit more posh for some reason. What he could see through the haze in his eyes was a red jumper, parrot wings, and dirty blonde hair.

“I can hear you, I can hear you… my head hurts.. where am I? What server am I on?” Phil replied. “I just remember going through the end portal after killin’ the dragon and then I came here”

“You’re on Hermitcraft, let’s get you to our admin, don’t worry you’re in good hands. He’s one of the nicest admins, okay?” Another voice explained, this one having a thick German accent.

Phil just nodded, the man with the German accent picked him up over his shoulder and carried him over to where Phil assumed their spawn was.

It took a lot of explanations but Phil finally managed to fully explain how he’d gotten there. His home server was a completely different server to this one that was called The Dream SMP, it was a server that had everyone pretty much playing a character and there was a lot of death and bloodshed.

After he finished explaining, the man with the sort of posh British accent — whom he learned the name of and it was Grian — asked him a simple question.

“Do your people know of DreamXD?”

“Yes, why?”

Grian’s face dropped and a dark look crossed his face. He looked incredibly tense and Phil felt like he did something wrong.

“Did I do something wrong? Are you okay?” Phil questioned, he didn’t want to accidentally insult the poor man.

“You didn’t do anything wrong, it’s just.. DreamXD is a Watcher.”

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Hope you enjoyed

[raindropren]

I think i should make a hermitcraft camp au

AS A PERSON WHO HAS NEVER BEEN TO A CAMP, IT WILL BE INFLUENCED BY MY BUNK'D OBSESSION WHEN I WAS like 9, CAMP CAMP, AND MY OWN INSANITY ALONE!

Everyone will be like 14-17 and it will be VERY Found Family!!!! U can take the hermits being family to eachother from my COLD DEAD HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xisuma is the Volunteer camp counselor, His parents said it'd be good to be out in nature and would be good for him!! Real Life Experience!! and they dragged him into the role. He did not want to deal with kids(elementary schoolers can be mean...) but he was pleasantly surprised to find people more his age(That being 15 at the time) He took to it well but he is slowly going insane, do not mistake that.

The camp itself is just, alittle illegal, like a camp counselor started at 15 and i don't think he should of been without adult supervision but whatever!

by the second year of camp most of the hermits had already joined the camp! I have few ideas but here's some

Joe actually did want to go to the camp! He wanted to be a camp counselor but didn't really get the opportunity to sign up so now he helps out Xisuma whenever he can! A quarter threw the first year He dragged Cleo out of the new arrivals bus and introduced her to their little friend group! Cleo really didn't wanna be there but she also really didn't like going through the summer without Joe, so now she's here. in the wilderness :]

Did i mention that the camp is a summer camp, cause!!!

S U M M E R!!

ya.

Bdubs was super enthusiastic about the nature part, he wanted to look at cool moss!!!!(me too, me too) and then forgot about the activities part of camp and for a solid month Etho had to drag him out of bed just to do something other then sleep. They'd find him sleeping in trees. I think he'd be an amazing tree climber. He'd only wake up for the forest related activities and has skipped every single swimming activity since he got there. surprisingly it's a 50/50 on if he shows up to a craft activity. one time they had a special animal-care activity and when Etho mentioned the horses the people had brought ONCE and bdubs jumped up and sprinted to them. He did not leave those horses side until they left and after that they got a stable in the camp and bdubs and etho take cake of the horses everyday together! I like them :)

He and Etho share a bunk!!!! They're in the same cabin and after the horse thing they made a little shrine and their other cabin mates... are scared.

Mumbo joined at the same time as Cleo(On the same arrival bus and everything) and was very much the youngest(like just turned 14? maybe) He was the bbabbbyyy... and also exploded something on his first day! :D

Tango, Impulse, and Zed disappeared one night and came back the next day properly unhinged and wouldn't tell a single soul what they'd been up to but after that they're seen together more then not Lol

And the next year they came back speaking of Impulses friend Skizz who they were trying to convince the parents of to send them to camp aswell! It did not work until the 3rd year! Jump for joy, they did!

Grian joined, not wanting to be there at all, having a terrible time and then well

He caused Chaos, left for a week, then came back worse and decided he'd rather be there, super concerning to the others but he didn't speak a peep about it and then went back to causing(now slightly less destructive) chaos! He and Mumbo become extremely good friends, they bribed mumbo's bunk-mate to switch cabins with grian and now they're bunk-mates! it caused confusion for a week and then became the new normal! lol. I think he'd have a digital camera and he'd take pictures of the others, but also birds, so many birds. he'd rush to take a picture everytime he saw a duck, which was everyday, because the camp was RIGHT NEXT TO A RIVER!!! ya.

He would take care of the very few chicken's, and he got the others to help make the coop better because parts of it were rusting and breaking and he was scared that the chickens were gonna get hurt.

I think he'd be a only new arrival for the rest of that summer(so like he arrived like, 2 months into the second summer? how long is summer again? IDK) With hermits that join in season 5 probably arriving during the first month of summer? lets say? ya.

The 3rd summer had two new arrivals which was Pearl and Gem!! They arrived on the same bus and definitely had known eachother beforehand(aka Pearl went "I'm going to this camp next summer, u should come too :3" and Gem said "well okay i guess")

I think Grian and Pearl are siblings(you couldn't take that headcanon away if u tried LOL) and Pearl arriving was wweeirdddd cause grian had missed them arriving and then everytime he saw pearl he did a double take like 'did, did I just see who i thought I saw??????'

aka Grian did NOT know their Parents were sending Pearl to this Camp aswell teehe

I think Joel would arrive and be tackled by Grian, they knooww eachootherr aswell!!! yiippeee, I also think Joel and Etho should know eachother aswell, like they'd been to the same school and stuff lol.

Skizz Arrives and Impulse promptly gives him the biggest hug because He missed his best friend!!!!!!! it's been months!!!! they're dramatic about it.

I really have no other idea's, i wish i did!!!!

either way!! i think they have a camp group chat that is constantly getting chattered in even when it isn't summer lolsie

this was for fun, maybe i'll write more info i've thought about for this au, down again at some point, but ya!!! Fun!!! Yiippeee

[locusfandomtime]

I’ve been thinking lately about how the mlp fandom had “creepypasta” (or just generally weird and evil) versions of all the characters and had an extended universe where they were all fucked up but still friends and I think that’s so funny and I think the hermitcraft fandom should do that too.

Skulk/vex Cub, Geminislay, dungeon master Tango, vex Scar, Ren the King, demon Impulse, jungle Bdubs, Zedeath/evil scientist Zedaph, eldritch horror Keralis, fucked up watcher Grian, Beetlejhost, etc should all come together and torment people as best friends forever.

[zombified-hoglin]

Thinking about Etho who is blind as shit but 9/10 times won't wear his glasses ranting about his love life and his crush on Xisuma to the vague blob he thought was Ren and is infact Xisuma

It's not something he's going to be living down anytime soon