#Wrong1

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 28, startrekking!

AN: I sed stop gflmaing da story it wuz a miskat wen profsor relory sed dat ok!11111111 GO 2 FOKENG HELL!1111 U SUK! fangz 2 fily 4 da help!1! raven hav fun wif kiwi!1111111

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We went in2 a blak room. The wallz were blak with portraits of people and kittens all over them. A big black bed was in the middle. Red vevlet lined da blak bed. There were three chairs made of bones with real skullz in dem. I wuz wearing a blak corset bar wif purple stuff on it, fishnet suckings and a blak leather thong underneath. (I have no idea what these things are supposed to be anymore so whatever)

I sat down one of da chairs dispersedly. So did Richard and Vampire. He was done turning his wrists into grated cheese so he joined us.

“Are you okay?” Vampir asked potting his albastard hand on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing blak nail polish with red crosses on it.

“Yah I guess.” I said sadly. Richard also pot his hand on mine sexily. I smiled sadly with my blak lipstick. “The problem is……………………….I have to seduce Volxemort. Ill have 2 go bak in time”

Richard started to cry sadly. Vampire hugged him.

“Itz okay Paul Omnipotentia Darkness Edgelord Landers.” he said finally. “But what about me? Ur not gonna brake up or anyfing, are you?”

“Of coarse not!” I gasped.

“Really?” he asked.

“Sure.” I said.

We frenched sexily. Vampire looked at us longingly.

Then………… I took off Richard's shrift and seductvely took of his pants. He was hung lik a stallone. He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Paul's baby daddy on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik himself. Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4).

I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif.

We started freching as we climbed into the bed. He put his spock in my kirk and passively we beamed up.

“I love you Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u.” he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly………………………….

“WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!”

It was………………………….Flake and Profesor Schneider!111 

[kindheartedgummybears]

WAHHH WAHHHH

RELEASE THEM!!! THEY DID NO WRONG1!!!! I NEED MY FRENCHIES BACK!!! WAHHH WAHHH!!!!

[sonimiki]

BT: Lower (One’s Eyes)/ロウワー

This is a base translation, meaning these are not singable/translyrics but rather a translation which seeks to provide a more direct meaning without having to worry about the constraints of rhythm/etc.

That being said, my translation style prioritizes meaning/helping English speakers to understand the beauty of the song’s lyrics over strict literal accuracy, so keep this in mind while reading.

そう簡単な祈りだった　端から

sou kantan na inori datta hana kara

That’s right– It had begun as nothing more than a simple prayer.

段々と消える寒暖

dandan to kieru kandan

Gradually becoming disillusioned with you,

今から緞帳が上がるから

ima kara donchou ga agaru kara

The curtain’s about to rise– it’s showtime,

静かな会場を後にさよなら

shizuka na kaijou o ato ni sayonara

Thus we’ll soon say goodbye to the quietness of this theatre

言いかけていた事が一つ消えてまた増えて

iikakete ita koto ga hitotsu kiete mata fuete

I’d cut myself off from saying one thing, but soon the urge to say another would rise

背中に後ろめたさが残る

senaka ni ushirometasa ga nokoru

Left with a guilty conscience ever weighing-down upon my back

従いたい心根を吐き出さぬように込めて

shitagaitai kokorone o hakidasanu you ni komete

I wouldn’t dare obey my heart’s desires– instead bottling them all up,

胸の中が澱のように濁る

mune no naka ga ori no you ni nigoru

And now it feels like my heart has been polluted with their rotten remains

受け止めたいことが自分さえ抱えられず

uketometai koto ga jibun sae kakaerarezu

There are things in theory I’d like to come to terms with, but I just can’t

持て余したそれを守っている

moteamashita sore o mamotte iru

I’ve been keeping them all to myself, though I might explode from it

霞んだ声はからからに喉を焼いて埋め尽くす

kasunda koe wa karakara ni nodo o yaite umetsukusu

With a mangled voice, a throat that feels both completely dry and choked up at the same time,

何を言うべきか分からなくて

nani o iu beki ka wakaranakute

I never know the right thing to say

感じてたものが遠く放たれていた

kanjite ta mono ga tooku hanatarete ita

So I’d let my feelings out somewhere far, far away

同じ様で違うなんだか違う

onajiyou de chigau nandaka chigau

Same as always– something about it wrong, just feeling a bit wrong1

何時まで行こうか　何処まで行けるのか

itsu made ikou ka  doko made ikeru no ka

How much longer until we go? How far are we even able to go?

定かじゃないなら何を想うの

sadaka janai nara nani o omou no

If you “don’t know yet”, well then what’s keeping you from knowing?

僕らが離れるなら　僕らが迷うなら

bokura ga hanareru nara  bokura ga mayou nara

Should we be fated to part, should we be fated to lose one another,

その度に何回も繋がれる様に

sono tabi ni nankai mo tsunagareru you ni

I pray we may be reunited each and every time such a thing happens2

ここに居てくれるなら　離さずいられたら

koko ni ite kureru nara  hanasazu iraretara

If you’d just do me the honor of staying, staying and never to part,

ま��誰も知らない感覚で救われていく

mada dare mo shiranai  kankaku de sukuwarete iku

Then I’ll get to remain the only one who knows what this salvation feels like

平穏とは消耗を以て代わりに成す

heion to wa shoumou o motte kawari ni nasu

“Peace” is replaced with attrition3

実際はどうも変わりはなく

jissai wa doumo kawari wa naku

But in truth, there’s hardly a difference between them

京楽とは嘘で成る

kyouraku to wa uso de naru

“Pleasure” is founded upon sin4

「綻ぶ前にここを出ていこうか」と

“hokorobu mae ni koko o dete ikou ka” to

“Why don’t we get out of here before it all goes to hell?”

都合の良い願いを同じ様に同じ様に呟く

tsugou no ii negai o onaji you ni onaji you ni tsubuyaku

…Again and again, I’m whispering that too-good-to-be-true wish to myself

何処から聞こうか　何を見失うか

doko kara kikou ka  nani o miushinau ka

Where to even start, what it is that I’ll lose--

定かじゃないから此処を動けない

sadaka janai kara koko o ugokenai

The uncertainty of it all has rendered me frozen in place

僕らが疲れるなら　これ以上無いなら

bokura ga tsukareru nara  kore ijou nai nara

Should we ever tire, should we ever feel as though we can’t take anymore

その度に何回も逃げ出せる様に

sono tabi ni nankai mo nigedaseru you ni

I pray we may be able to run away from it all each and every time

心が守れる様に　奪われない様に

kokoro ga mamoreru you ni  ubawarenai you ni

So we may protect our hearts, so they may never be stolen away,

互いに託して　身体を預けてよ

tagai ni takushite karada o azukete yo

Let’s entrust them to one another-- put your trust in me

君と泣く　君と笑う　君と怒る

kimi to naku  kimi to warau  kimi to okoru

To cry with you... To laugh with you... To get angry at something with you...

君と歌う　君と踊る　君と話す

kimi to utau  kimi to odoru  kimi to hanasu

To sing with you... To dance with you... To talk with you...

何時まで続くだろうと同じ様に同じ様に呟く

itsu made tsuzuku darou to onaji you ni onaji you ni tsubuyaku

“I wonder how much longer this’ll last” Again and again, I whisper

いま忘れないよう刻まれた空気を

ima wasurenai you kizumareta kuuki o

I wonder how much I’ll think back on

これから何度思い出すのだろう

kore kara nando omoidasu no darou

This moment that feels so etched into my brain, in a “you’ll never be able to forget” way

僕らだけが

bokura dake ga

Should we-- as in nobody else--

僕らが離れるなら　僕らが迷うなら

bokura ga hanareru nara  bokura ga mayou nara

Should we be fated to part, should we be fated to lose one another,

その度に何回も繋がれる様に

sono tabi ni nankai mo tsunagareru you ni

I pray we may be reunited each and every time such a thing happens

ここに居てくれるなら　離さずいられたら

koko ni ite kureru nara  hanasazu iraretara

If you’d just do me the honor of staying, staying and never to part,

まだ誰も知らない感覚で僕の生きているすべてを確かめて

mada dare mo shiranai kankaku de boku no ikite iru subete o tashikamete

Then please, as I live on with this feeling nobody else has yet to feel, look at that existence itself5

正しくして

tadashiku shite

And tell me if it’s right

This is a line I can’t really think of a way to transcribe its wordplay into English, but essentially 違う (chigau) can mean both different and wrong. It’s being used as an antonym to 同じ (onaji), but also incorporating that double meaning in here I believe.

I know there is a popular translation going around which I think accidentally misinterprets the 様に (you ni) here to be used with the meaning of “in order to”, however I’m pretty sure the kind of 様に (you ni) here is the sort used to make wishes. Example: 神様の恵みがあります様に。= May the blessing of God be upon you

Literally “peace, as it is to be defined, exhaustion is made into its replacement”. But 消耗 (shoumou) might also refer to 消耗戦 (shoumousen), i.e. attritional warfare. This is a military strategy where a country attempts to beat the enemy by basically wearing them down until they’re flat out of resources and any real way to fight back. My personal take on this lyric is it might be referring to how in the singer’s mind, feeling “peace” has been replaced with feeling “exhaustion”. Yet “nothing has really changed”, since the singer cannot spit out thier feelings and thus bottles this “exhaustion” up despite its existence, as if peace were still present. Also just a side note, but I enjoy the wordplay here with 代わりに成す (kawari ni nasu) and 変わりはなく (kawari wa naku). 

A bit more liberal here. But I’ve only ever seen 京楽 (kyouraku) used in settings meant to evoke religious/fantastical imagery... 京楽の悪魔 (kyouraku no akuma) or a demon of pleasure, etc. 嘘 (uso) means lie but it can also refer to the more ambiguous idea of just something not beign what you thought it was... So I thought “sin” would be the best choice here, given the song’s themes. For similar reasons, I also have translated 救われる (sukuwareru) or to be saved as “salvation”.

Credit to StiglerCS_TV on Twitter for helping me to understand this line! Felt like I was all “awwww yeah I totally get this” until the very end which suddenly stumped me haha

[n4talia-chaparro]

Maybe throw him a manatee plushie maybe that’s his weakness since he doesn’t like manatee lol

☁️|| ꒷꒦︶🌱︶︶꒷꒦︶∪∪︶꒷꒦︶︶🌱︶꒷꒦ ||☁️

And he's fucked. They met again. (Gone wrong1@!1!1) *COUGH* FUCK *COUGH* YEAH uhh she's here. She isn't happy lol.

[blessedkidwes]

Blessed Kid Wes: A Rising Star in Christian Rap

Blessed Kid Wes is a 21-year-old Christian rapper from Baytown, Texas, who is making waves in the rap scene with his catchy and meaningful songs. He started rapping at the age of 15, inspired by his faith and his passion for music. He describes his style as “a mix of old school and new school, with a touch of gospel and soul”.

Blessed Kid Wes has released several singles and albums, such as Lookin 4 God, Letters to God, and God’s Plan. His songs tackle topics like grace, hope, love, and justice, as well as his personal testimony and struggles. He says he wants to use his music to glorify God and spread His message to the world.

Blessed Kid Wes is also active on social media platforms, such as TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube, where he shares his music and his faith with his fans. He also does some fun and creative challenges, collaborations, and reactions. He says he enjoys interacting with his fans and hearing their feedback and stories.

Blessed Kid Wes discovered his passion for music when he was 13, but he didn’t start making music until he was 19. He grew up in Deer Park, Texas, where he had a lot of memories and experiences that shaped him as a person and an artist. He recalls freestyling in the backyard on Jackson Street, working at McDonald’s, and fishing with his grandpa. He credits his grandpa for teaching him the value of hard work and Jesus for giving him a moral code and a purpose.

Blessed Kid Wes has a lot of passion and vision as an artist. He also wanted to be a therapist at one point in time, but he realized that he can help people in general through his music and glorifying God. He balances his music career and his personal life by treating them as activities that he enjoys and that bring him happiness in Christ. He has aspirations as an artist to reach people’s hearts by including Jesus in his conversations.

Blessed Kid Wes has faced some challenges as a Christian artist, such as separating from anything remotely worldly and avoiding legalism. He struggles a lot with moral scrupulosity, which is a form of OCD that involves excessive concern about right and wrong1. He says he spends hours and hours getting caught up in his mind, trying so hard to be perfect. He says he looks at it more like looking at the world differently, rather than as a condition. He copes with his struggles by relying on his faith, his music, and his support system.

Blessed Kid Wes is a talented and inspiring artist who is not afraid to express himself through rap. He is a rising star in the Christian rap genre, and he has a bright future ahead of him. If you are looking for some fresh and uplifting Christian rap, you should definitely check out his music and follow his journey. You won’t regret it!

[colourful-void]

hE'S SO BITTY MY BOYS DONE NOTHING WRONG1!!!!!!!!

[haveyouheardthiskpopgroup]

Hi, 353 and 569 on your list is a duplicate with a different song (both Enhypen in case I remembered the numbering wrong1), thought you might want to know!

Thanks so much for pointing this out!!

[777777732-43zsr]

Blessed Kid Wes: A Rising Star in Christian Rap

Blessed Kid Wes is a 21-year-old Christian rapper from Baytown, Texas, who is making waves in the rap scene with his catchy and meaningful songs. He started rapping at the age of 15, inspired by his faith and his passion for music. He describes his style as “a mix of old school and new school, with a touch of gospel and soul”.

Blessed Kid Wes has released several singles and albums, such as Lookin 4 God, Letters to God, and God’s Plan. His songs tackle topics like grace, hope, love, and justice, as well as his personal testimony and struggles. He says he wants to use his music to glorify God and spread His message to the world.

Blessed Kid Wes is also active on social media platforms, such as TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube, where he shares his music and his faith with his fans. He also does some fun and creative challenges, collaborations, and reactions. He says he enjoys interacting with his fans and hearing their feedback and stories.

Blessed Kid Wes discovered his passion for music when he was 13, but he didn’t start making music until he was 19. He grew up in Deer Park, Texas, where he had a lot of memories and experiences that shaped him as a person and an artist. He recalls freestyling in the backyard on Jackson Street, working at McDonald’s, and fishing with his grandpa. He credits his grandpa for teaching him the value of hard work and Jesus for giving him a moral code and a purpose.

Blessed Kid Wes has a lot of passion and vision as an artist. He also wanted to be a therapist at one point in time, but he realized that he can help people in general through his music and glorifying God. He balances his music career and his personal life by treating them as activities that he enjoys and that bring him happiness in Christ. He has aspirations as an artist to reach people’s hearts by including Jesus in his conversations.

Blessed Kid Wes has faced some challenges as a Christian artist, such as separating from anything remotely worldly and avoiding legalism. He struggles a lot with moral scrupulosity, which is a form of OCD that involves excessive concern about right and wrong1. He says he spends hours and hours getting caught up in his mind, trying so hard to be perfect. He says he looks at it more like looking at the world differently, rather than as a condition. He copes with his struggles by relying on his faith, his music, and his support system.

Blessed Kid Wes is a talented and inspiring artist who is not afraid to express himself through rap. He is a rising star in the Christian rap genre, and he has a bright future ahead of him. If you are looking for some fresh and uplifting Christian rap, you should definitely check out his music and follow his journey. You won’t regret it!

[dyggot]

WE'RE NOT BACK I WAS WRONG1!!!!!!!

[wrong1cricket]

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[hollypastl]

“you’re not allowed to be horny for characters under 18!!”

ok but in all honesty, i’ve been around these characters since i myself was a minor? i watched season two of haikyuu when it came out, same with bnha. i was the same age as these characters when i first starting interacting with them. i dunno it’s hard for me to articulate but something about those two facts really do it for me

[quacksel]

GRRRR TESTBRUSH IS CUTE OKAY SHUT THE FUCK UP

[return-me-to-the-moss]

NOOO- CONTEXT- PROVIDE THE CONTEXT-

PLEASE! IT WAS A PICTURE OF A CAT- AND TIT IS A KIND OF BIRD- IT WAS A JOKE THAT WE WERE ALL DOING WHERE WE SHOW EACHOTHER PICTURES OF ANIMALS WITH WEIRD NAMES AND MAKE IT SOUND WRONG1

The fact that I’m starting to unironically use the 🥺 and 🥹 emoji disturbs me.

[nihilistwife]

me, looking at myself wearing a bright pink/red lipstick: ............................ yo what the fuck

me, looking at myself wear dark berries/nearly nude pinks: correct.

me, putting literal gold glitter on my eyelids applied with a little moisted eyeshadow so i get ugly ass golden eyelids: HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

[arrozcontoffee]

who knows how to work computers bc mine wont let me see my test video

[shipmvns]

AVRIL LAVIGNE CAME ON IM CRYING AND EIGHT AGAIN IT ONLY TOOK THAT SOLID RIFF FOR MY TO KNOW