#Worst roommates ever

[chrystalmaniac]

I decide to spare the biggest fuckin spider ive ever seen in my fuckass european home and the next day it's on my towel when i get out of the shower???? Disrespectful behavior

[is-not-a-unicorn]

I started cleaning the kitchen over the weekend

Everything in the sink was covered in mold. Black slime?? The bottom of the sink was thick with it. I had to use s scraper to get it out. It was pretty gross. I'm not doing their dishes so I just put them in a big tote on the floor.

When I lived here before, I just started cooking in my bedroom because everything downstairs smelled like dog pee. When I stopped cleaning up after my roommates it got like this downstairs. (Actually it was worse)

My partner wants to get the kitchen usable again. It's bullshit that I was confined to one room of the house for so long and I'm slowly trying to regain space again instead of hiding away. I haven't tackled the cabinets yet. There's nowhere to even put clean dishes because the cabinets are full of their food now :(

I think my stove top may be ruined forever because I couldn't get the 5 years worth of burnt on food to come off :(

Got this text from my partner while I was at work last night, which.. . I really need to figure out what to do for the long term. I might call my real estate agent and ask for advice so I can find a way to move out in the future. Or kick them out. We've put so much money & effort into fixing the upstairs but I don't want to keep the house because I'm terrified of what they've done to the basement.

We have to stay here for now, for financial reasons. Rent is crazy high everywhere, buying a different house is unattainable with the current market. But I don't want to live with these people.

[vigilskeep]

if aeducan supports harrowmont and bhelen thus dies, and then they do the ultimate sacrifice and canonically iirc their body gets taken back to orzammar for burial, do you think the three aeducan siblings share a tomb

[pluralquotebook]

[host, looking for a screenshot]: [💫⚔️] said something along the lines of, "literally me when i have a memory disorder" and i KNOW i sent it somewhere so i could remember it but. [host]: i can't fucking find it. [host]: this is. exhausting me. why can't i remember?

[💫⚔️]: ...so-

[host]: shut the fuck up.

-🍄⛺ / @worst-roommates-ever

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[kasarawolf]

Oh come on Kota, please praise him! Look at that faaceee ;o;

And thus, the most cursed Fu pic I ever drew was born :))))

I kept seeing this meme going around on instagram, and it fits these two, so I had to do it lol. Side profiles are also my kryptonite. Pain in the butt for me to draw XD I need to practice more~

[dotted-clouds]

You let a demon in your apartment and like a month in he's like this in your couch

[kaeyachi]

Happy 5.4 everyone!

now hoyo

where tf is my promised kaeya content

hoyo my baby boy better arrive on my screen within 40 days or else

[solarkarii]

Imagine waking up and the first thing that you hear is ranboo screaming

[jayishyperfixed]

sketches of the gal pals. corporate rivals. besties. you know the drill.

thank you to my friend @flaskmop who came up with the dialogue and idea for this <3

[euphorial-docx]

lots of other shit is going on, i know, but it’s also my birthday. yay.

[torontopigeon]

I'm not a sook, I just think it's really mean to make me get up off your lap so you can go get me wet food. Just hire a butler already.

[ceasarslegion]

It really shows that everyone who engages in true crime discourse as if the entire genre is a monolith has never seen true crime anything when you start seeing posts everywhere like "if you watch x docuseries youre a piece of shit who disrespects the victims and their families" and then you go to watch x docuseries and discover in the first 5 minutes that. The victims families willingly interviewed for it

[ihni]

"Forreal, I told you you could hang around for a bit and it's been DECADES Henry, DECADES. There are spiders everywhere. And you leave your tentacles all over the place, I keep tripping over them! Plus, you haven't done the dishes since 1975, which. Hint hint nudge nudge."

[pluralquotebook]

“YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF MY SPELLING! I'M DYSLEXIC!”

“THE BODY'S NOT DYSLEXIC. YOU'RE NOT DYSLEXIC ANYMORE.”

[horrified, offended:] “YOU TOOK MY DISABILITY AWAY FROM ME?!”

-🍄⛺ / @worst-roommates-ever

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[jellyfish-grave]

Today's Rain Code sketches, yippee!!! Ft. Rain Code oc i created today. I already have so much lore for him please ask me about him /hj

[atom-bomb-baby]

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