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trustdirector · 2 years
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Zombie fans should decorate their living space with these 'World War Z' posters. The film follows a UN agent as he explores the world in the middle of a zombie outbreak, trying to figure out how it happened and what the cure could be. Sit back, relax and watch how hellish things will get when the zombies come. World War Z Posters World War Z' was released in 2013 as a film adaptation to the book of the same name. World War Z ravages theaters on June 21st.
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Based off the best selling novel by Max Brooks the movie is directed by Marc Forster and stars Brad Pitt, Mireille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badge Dale, Matthew Fox and David Morse. World War Z tells the story of United Nations employee Gerry Lane (Brad Pitt) as he traverses the world in a race against time to stop the Zombie pandemic that is toppling armies, governments, and threatening to decimate humanity itself. I have included these as well for your viewing pleasure. World War Z Poster Has Hordes of Zombies Attacking a Helicopter Uncategorized FLORENCE World War Z 22 x 34 Inch Black, White & Red Helicopter Movie. Take a look below to see these banners which feature 6 major cities around the world being laid to waste by the crushing zombie pandemic.Įarlier this year BLURPPY commissioned 8 artists, (the original 8 members of the Poster Posse – Tracie Ching, Midnight Marauder, Marko Manev, Chris Garofalo, Marie Bergeron, Adam Rabalais, David Moscati and Matt Ferguson) to come up with their own versions of movie posters for World War Z. That being said, I will be at the very first showing on opening day, Paramount has just released 6 new banners that show the massive global dilemma that Pitt faces and it ain’t pretty. It violently collides my two most irrational fears, being chased and zombies into one epic tale of horror and despair. Despite rumors of discontent, rewrites etc., I am REALLY excited to see World War Z.
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rhavendell · 2 years
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Fan Made Movie Posters
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jerichopalms · 1 year
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*World War Z (2013, dir. by Marc Forster)
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starsandhughes · 2 years
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Penalty Box— Trevor’s Birthday Edition
SERIES MASTERLIST
ya’ll asked for special editions, and what better way to start these than on trevor zegras day?
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yourusername happy birthday to my entire heart, entire soul, and entire world. trevor, you have brought out the best parts of me and have turned me into the person i am today. you make every moment worth more than all the gold in the world, and i love spending all my moments with you.
everything you do is inspiring. they say you’re a magician on the ice, but to me you’re so much more. there isn’t a word in the english language to describe my love for you. the word “love” itself simply isn’t enough to capture how enamored i am with you.
i don’t know the girl i used to be without you, and i know i’ll never have to meet her again. you’re my everything, trevor zegras, and i wouldn’t have it any other way.
i love you always, z🧡
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trevorzegras i love you forever🧡 you’re a poet, my sweet girl. a poet who completes me <3
yourusername when is it appropriate to go back to my joking self?
trevorzegras now
yourusername SAP
trevorzegras there’s my girl
user1 THIS IS SO CUTE I’M CRYING
jamie.drysdale @/trevorzegras you can have my wife today as a birthday present and because her caption was gaggingly addorable
trevorzegras wow that’s a big deal thank you
jamie.drysdale you’re so welcome
yourusername when he’s a giver>>>
user2 i used to think y/n was the lucky one, but it’s definitely z. happy birthday!
jackhughes you two are so whipped for each other it’s disgusting. happy birthday, z! love you lots (forever)!
trevorzegras thanks man😂 i love you too (always)!
yourusername that is not the comment i wrote for you
jackhughes mine came from the heart
yourusername mine did too, hughes!
jackhughes mine came from MY heart!
trevorzegras i felt the love rowdy it’s okay😂
user3 PARENTS
_quinnhughes i’ll admit it, you two might be perfect for each other. happy birthday, z! take good care of my best friend. love you!
trevorzegras thanks man i love you too! and i intend to take good care of her forever
yourusername brb having war flashbacks to z asking you permission to ask me out
jamie.drysdale i didn’t know that thank you for that information it’s amazing
colecaufield happy birthday to my second favorite person in this relationship! love you man! next time let’s not watch all three hunger games movies at the living room sleepover
trevorzegras y/n being happy is my greatest gift and those movies make her happy, sue me. and i love you too! thank you!
jackhughes we get it you’re in love🤮
user4 happy birthday nhl poster boy ilysm
_alexturcotte happy birthday! can’t wait to see you tonight! love you, man!
trevorzegras love you, too, turcs!
yourusername simple and effective! gj turc
lhughes_06 always betting on you, z! happy birthday!
trevorzegras this is why you’re my favorite hughes, thank you!
yourusername the hunger games reference opportunity was RIGHT THERE and you MISSED IT
lhughes_06 i’m still betting on you, boy on fire?
yourusername good boy
lhughes_06 thanks mom!
jamie.drysdale @/yourusername when did we adopt this one?
yourusername @/jamie.drysdale he’s from my first marriage
user5 z takes a lot of penalties, but y/n is his game winning goal. happy birthday!
trevorzegras she’s my stanley cup
yourusername brb crying
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brokehorrorfan · 2 months
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Paramount Scares: Volume Two will be released on October 1 via Paramount. The 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray box set collects Friday the 13th Part 2, Breakdown, World War Z, and Orphan: First Kill.
1981 slasher sequel Friday the 13th Part 2 is directed by Steve Miner (Halloween H20) and written by Ron Kurz (Eyes of a Stranger). Adrienne King, John Furey, Stu Charno, Lauren-Marie Taylor, Steve Daskewisz, Warrington Gillette, and Amy Steel star.
1997 thriller Breakdown is directed by Jonathan Mostow (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines) from a script he co-wrote with Sam Montgomery (U-571). Kurt Russell, J.T. Walsh, and Kathleen Quinlan star.
2012 action-horror film World War Z is directed by Marc Forster (Quantum of Solace) and written by Matthew Michael Carnahan (Deepwater Horizon), Drew Goddard (Cloverfield), and Damon Lindelof (Lost), based on Max Brooks' 2006 novel. Brad Pitt stars.
2022 Orphan prequel Orphan: First Kill is directed by William Brent Bell (The Boy) and written by David Coggeshall (The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia). Isabelle Fuhrman, Julia Stiles, Rossif Sutherland, Hiro Kanagawa and Matthew Finlan star.
The limited edition set comes with an special issue of Fangoria magazine, poster, set of four patches, pin, sticker, and exclusive slipcovers for all four films. Special features are listed below.
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Pre-order Paramount Scares: Volume Two.
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vanathema · 2 years
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With the steam release of Dwarf Fortress coming, I’ve made a round-up of threads and stories over the years.
In general, most images are broken because some of these are ten, almost fifteen years old. Also worth noting that forum posters tend to refer to all dwarves as male, regardless of gender. This often extends to adventurer mode (even though one can adventure as nearly anything). This gets confusing at times.
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The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=34933.0 https://www.dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Morul Morul Cattenmat, renaissance dorf
The Elf King of Dwarves http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=39897.0 https://www.dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Cacame_Awemedinade how DOES an elf get elected king of dwarves, anyway
Cog the Blind Drunk http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=172504.0 the adventure of a drunken bar brawler. also there's mangoes
The Life and Death of Tholtig Cryptbrain http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=42702.0 via legends mode, memorializing the last dwarven queen
The Ballad of Almef Abliemtha http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=162870.0 an adventurer mode newbie stumbles into endgame. "I still don't know what candy is. I've been using goose leather."
Âsax http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=52295.0 “That bird was a saint, embodying two of the many great aspects of dwarven civilization: war and crazy names for garbage items.”
Glitchy body-surfing in adventurer mode http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=75246.0 "...discovered that Elephants can't open doors. All my plans for becoming the first great Elephant general ruined."
"You have found..." http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=80043.0 gently bullying a new player
One Dwarf Against The World http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=15572.0 solo-running a fortress, or, the origin of all dorfs being called Urist
Beware the giant sponge http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=101243.0 sometimes the most fearsome enemies are right on your doorstep, callously murdering your fishers by making them startle and trip into the river to drown, like utter morons
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fortresses
Archcrystal http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=156319.0 the almost (at time of writing) 500-year old generational fortress (considering encroaching FPS death kills more fortresses than tantrum spirals or invasions, this is as much a technical victory as anything)
Bronzemurder http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=54969.0 the illustrated saga
(note: the Something Awful threads are indicative of edgy internet humour circa 2005-2010, which is to say, a wee bit dated. proceed accordingly.)
SA: Boatmurdered https://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/ the prototypical succession game, from an ancient version of the game that had no z-layers (i.e. it was a 2-dimensional map) now immortalized in the soundtrack as "Koganusân"
SA: Headshoots https://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Headshoots/ another succession game whether intentional or a bug, combat skill levels were uncapped for at least two dwarves, which might have been a mistake
SA: Syrupleaf https://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Syrupleaf/ the sequel to headshoots set in a world plagued by frost giants and the undead Spawn of Holistic (which is to say, a modded enemy based on one of the fallen heroes of Headshoots)
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glitches (mostly fixed)
Danger Rooms http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=92907.0 a popular if controversial exploit (now fixed) where the optimal way to train your militia was throwing them in a room full of wooden spear traps hooked up to repeaters, to be stabbed ad infinitum
It was the best embark, it was the worst embark... http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=61507.0 worldgen hiccup causes an impossible adamantine spire
Here lies Wagon: may he rest in peace http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=128593.0 the original image is broken, so to explain: a scuttled wagon may end up being listed as a deceased entity. deceased beings can be memorialized on gravestones, and so...
The Shaft of Enlightenment http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=134512.0 a particularly lucky goblin inspires the blueprints for a new super-soldier training zone
Planepacked: The Fractal Statue http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=28232.0 https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Planepacked a dwarf in a strange mood amasses far more materials than usual to build an artifact, and produces a statue carved with the history of the world
"Cat cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Too injured" http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/40d:Cat_cancels_Store_Item_in_Stockpile:_Too_injured local cat forgets it doesn't have hands
Parents carrying babies have their movement directed by said children https://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=11231 "Babies simply don't have any idea where they want to steer their mothers. I imagine it probably looks similar to Disney's Ratatouille movie."
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!!science!!
Chasing the Elusive Mermaid http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=25967.0 infamously caused Toady to immediately nerf the value of bones from sapient creatures, for some reason
On the Farming of Sea Serpents http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=75780.0 the slightly less alarming but no less ambitious sequel to mermaid farming
Dwarven "Child Care" http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=91093.0 http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=140588.0 "It's like regular childcare, except with more dogs, and less care." i don't think anyone actually got this to work, despite generations of inhumane experiments, which is the dorf fort community in a nutshell
The Fountain of Eternal Life http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=101251.0 how to vampirize a fortress (the answer is: ew)
Building a !!Well!! http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=93780.0 "I'm still looking for a way to make a self-cleaning well. This was not the way to do it."
Quantum Stockpiles https://www.dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Quantum_stockpile technically an exploit, too useful to fix
Dwarven Atom Smasher https://www.dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Dwarven_atom_smasher also an exploit left unfixed. dorfs invented an atom smasher to use as garbage disposal
Necrobacon http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=113638.0 wherein dead animals raised by necromancy have increased muscle mass, and therefore bigger yields from butchery
the first fully programmable dwarven computer http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=49641.0 https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/User:Jong/Dwarven_Computer turing-complete, apparently
Dwarven Game of Life http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=69307.0 "For the last few months, I've been building a megaproject which is an implementation of Conway's Game of Life in a dwarf fortress mechanical computer."
Dwarven Checkers http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=94140.0 the hit new boardgame
Dwarven Relativity http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=86248.0 a thread roundup of dwarven science, including several threads I haven’t seen before
Dwarven Language Codified http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=173289.0 this isn't shenanigans like the other !!science!! threads, just a fascinating read
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dorf culture
Stupid dwarf trick https://www.dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Stupid_dwarf_trick the real spirit of dorf fort
Goblin Christmas http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Goblin_christmas non-denominational
Unfortunate Accident http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Unfortunate_accident weird how these things happen
Catsplosions http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Catsplosion spay and neuter your pets
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ONCELER X READER
So yall... went CRAY Z for my onceler head cannons which ik ik im literally so arthristis whatever- so today I have an actual fanfic. Which by the way I have already made another one before so.
PRANK WARS!!!
PAIRING YANDERE GREEDLER X Girlfriend!Y/N
(Trigger warnings..... I have no words)
It was 6:00 am and you were peacefully asleep..
You had a crazy night last night with all the partying since your crazy boyfriend got his first "thneed" factory. The thought of him being gone all day made you feel quite sad-
*bite*
"YA WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" you yell slamming your head up to see a SPIDER ON YOUR BED!
"HAAHHAH GUYS THAT WAS SUCH A FUNNY PRANK!!" The greedler yells.
"GAHDAMINIT!!!" you yell just before seeing your bedroom being invaded by the whole damn zoo (All the crazy ass bears)
Greedler switched off the camera just before starting to beat the everloving shit out of you.
This happened frequently... At first you liked it.. and now.... well... honestly you still kind of like it but whos gonna tell him that.
"YO GODDAMNT!!" You yell as his fist hits your (nutsack)
Greedler starts laughing at you before running his ass away and rubbing his palms together like a 2 year old.
You honestly have been thinking about breaking up with him for months but.. your just not sure how to go about telling him that.
"BABE!!!! GET YOUR ASS LOOKING DECENT FOR ONCE CUZ MY MOMMY IS COMING OVER!!" he yells from downstairs while running out the front door and getting into his car(which btw has pics of him all over it and a pic of you crying)
You sigh looking at his car leave.
Wait. *What if i just.. leave* you think beginning to giggle. Soon giggles turn into laughing your ass off which quickly wears off seeing the LITTLE LORAX standing in your doorframe...
"ya uh oh gay boy"you say
"YA YA GAY BOY!!! IM THE LORAX AND IM PLAYING MOBY DICK FOR REAL!" The little shit comes at you with a knife
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Time skip 3 days.
You were sitting at the table for dinner.
"H-hey so uhmmm." You maneged to stutter out
"YA WHATTA!!" greedler yells with his mouth shoved to the brim with food and hes editing another youtube prank. (the one were he recorded you on the toilet and broadcast it to the whole world.)
"I.. Goddamnit" You sigh
"WHATTTA!!!" he yells throwing the tablet at you
"OUCH BITCH!" You yell.
He gets up and whips off his belt faster than you can say shit.
He begins beating the shart out of you again
"YA YOU LIKE THAT??" He says
"NO WHAT THE- DUDE I WANNA BREAK UP!!!!"
Everything goes silent.
"What..." he says
"I wanna-"
"NAAAUURUURURUURUR WHAT ABOUT MY THNEED BUSINESS YOU ARE MY NUMBER 1 PROSITITUTE- I MEAN POSTER (NOT) CHILD FOR MY BUILD BOARDS!!!!!!"
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME... THATS ALL YOU CARE ABOUT!! YOU BITCH! I AM DONE BEING YOUR YOUTUBE PRANK STAR AND YOUR POSTER (not) CHILD!!!" You yell.
You stand up from the table knocking your glass of weird yellow juice you assumed to be another prank for his channel right off the table.
You ran outside after grabbing shoes, keys, and coat and got in his "Oncler-mobile" But as you were starting the engine...
A BRICK GOT THROWN AT THE WINDOW AND BREAK IT!!!
Greedler grabbed you out of the car and forced you into the trunk before locking it shut. nice and shut.
"POLICE HELPPPPP HELP ME!!!!" you yell
*the car begins to start*
"SOMEBODY HEL-"
"SHUTUP!!!" greedler yells from the front seat.
This is gonna be a while.
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after a while you decided to sleep. and when you woke up... well.
You were tied to the floor in a suspicous room...
"O-Oncie??" you managed out.
"Yes bbg.." he says
"what are you doing with that..." you say looking at the gun being pointed at your head.
"Im gonna..."
"what.."
He shoots the gun and a punch of thneed stuff comes out..
"HAH GET PRANKED!!" He yells in delight... rubbing his palms again.
"YO WHAT IS THE WHITE STUFF!!!!" You yell out pointed to the white "stuff" that also came out of the gun...
He started singing how bad can i be...
Which really makes you mad..
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Days went by... You never even asked why you were here or what he was gonna do. you didnt really care. It seemed like every day was the same. He would come it... whoop your ass. laugh a little film a little then leave.
Well one day he came in (or night cus whos counting)
*he began to untie you*
"W-What ar eyou doing!!" You yell
"well... guess what" he says kneeling down and grabbing your chin..
You leaned into his touch feeling warm.
"what..?" you smile.
He lets go.
"YOU JUST PASSED MY MR BEAST CAN YOU SURVIVE 100 DAYS IN MY BASEMENT CHALLENGE!!!!"
He yells as "mrbeast" Comes barging in throw the door. and money begins to rain from the ceiling and lights flash and the youtube fans are going at it.
"WHAT THE FUCK!!"
*Miss Y/N L/N Has sharted.. Miss Y/N L/N has sharted again*
THE END!!!
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Rules: Post 10 of your favorite comfort movies, then tag 10 people.
I was tagged by the lovely @nburkhardt. Thanks so much babe! Here they are in no particular order.
Jurassic Park The Original (When I tell you that every. single. time i eat jello, i hold the spoon at eye level and jiggle it, I am not exaggerating.)
How To Train Your Dragon (I love Toothless.)
Twister (honestly who doesn't quote 'we got cows' when they see cows?)
World War Z (I love the movie, I love the book, I bought the movie poster from the local theater. It's just my fav Zombie movie.)
Wonder Woman 2017 (The No Man's Land scene just gets me every time.)
Brave (I just love Merida. She's my favorite Disney princess.)
Yes, I know this isn't 10 movies but it's been over 24 hours since I was tagged and while there are other movies I like, these are the only comfort ones that I actual watch when I want comfort or to destress.
I will tag only 6 because I only put 6 movies. Tha'ts a good enough excuse right?
No pressure tags: @afewproblems @rebelspykatie @steviesbicrisis @weirdandabsurd42 @xoxoladyaz @piratefishmama
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hislittleraincloud · 11 months
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Are you familiar with the concepts of ship and let ship? Don’t yuck my yum? Don’t kinkshame? It’s okay to vehemently disagree with other fandom pairings/scenarios/etc., but posting screen shots that openly shame other users for their preferences is very unkind.
I’m genuinely sorry that you were triggered. It would have been easier to use the block button than to create a post saying “Wyler people are gross” and specifically calling the screen-shotted user garbage.
At the very least, please keep any shaming off the general fandom tags. I would have preferred to not see any of this and I don’t even ship Wyler.
It's not kinkshaming to call someone who said that they hoped that a beloved character in fandom was "ripped to shreds" 🗑️.
Context, hun. Did you completely miss the part of the post where I said I had no hate to the OP/the potential for that story? It'll be a good story if real justice is served. The little screencap was served not against its OP, but to the sentiments that it incurred in the comments. Violent stalking/murdering someone else's boyfriend is acceptable to that person, and that's just rank.
I've posted before that I cannot stand Wyler. Fuck That Monster is my 'vehement disagreement' with that, and I am open to that story... I'm not open towards shitty comments about murdering Joel just because Wednesday was dating him. I would love to read that stalker story for justified comeuppance, but I can't say that's what it'll be about given the comments. The real diff there is that my hope as a reader is for real justice to happen while there are people like the 🗑️ poster who hope, as a reader, for INjustice to happen (since there's a real injustice towards two characters being happy only to have one other be gross, inappropriate, and threatening to their happiness). I would have said that poster was 🗑️ regardless of their chosen ship for having posted comments like that, but so far I haven't seen anyone in the popular ships who post 🗑️ like that...because they don't tend to be 🗑️.
Thick skins only grow in the face of adversity. This fandom is full of the thinnest skins imaginable because somewhere along the line, people got the idea that no one's ideas or comments are open to any criticism; that 'staying in a lane' is the way to drive, even though we're seriously all on the highway to Hell here together (especially in this fandom, let's not sugarcoat that). Why do you think that I don't give a flying 💩 about what anyone says about Wenovan and can defend it (maybe not to everyone's liking since they cannot conceive of AB Wednesday having such strong agency at her age/regurgitate whatever the moral line is atm)? Because I've been through that war before. It's nothing new to me.
Senseless death is already happening in realtime in this world. Don't be 🗑️ and wish death upon...how did the Millennials call it before Gen Z became teens...a precious cinnamon roll like Joel just because Hunter Doohan [in a role that was, by general real world consensus, a milquetoast character] makes your panties wet. Yeah, sure, write whatever the Hell you want, it's all fiction. But it still isn't immune from crit, just as the show itself isn't at all immune to crit.
My story isn't immune to crit either, but not one greyface anon has actually read it to criticize WHY things don't work within or don't make sense to them (those are actually in the comments at AO3, and I've responded to them... like the fan who didn't like AB Wednesday in love, even though that's...what she's been LOL). It's just all general "ew gross" or "it's illegal!" or some inane broad brush about the premise with nothing to react on its substance. "But I don't have to read it to know that it's wrong!!!" ... 😐 ...If I am willing to read a Wyler with the above premise to see where it (hopefully) ends up, I think others could be as open minded.
But anyway
If you seriously yum a murderous stalker over love--even while that's 'cute' in this fandom given the solidly frozen misanthrope that is our favorite heroine--then I can't help you. There's something broken there. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Wenclair and Wavier are at least based on 💕 love💕, so I guess that we've got that to be thankful for.
As for tags, for real? As if the tags on this shit app actually work? 💀 You said you don't even ship Wyler, but I'll give 'em a new tag anyway: Wyner/Wyners. Because that's what it all sounds like rn. Wyners whining about why they can't have nice things because ✨Hunter is so dreamy✨, and no one should ever be called 🗑️ just because they hope for a universally loved character to die a bloody death.
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mallowmaenad · 1 year
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my new political ideaology is that I get a device called the dipshit detector that removes self-important white people’s ability to use cellphones for 1 month and I don’t fucking care if this is a fascist dictatorshit i actually would turn joe biden into joe woke and donald trump into pronoun trump if i see one more loud mouthed straighty act like their opinion fucking matters im introducing their shy 9 year old son to my little pony i cant fucking take this shit yes fuck it throw republicans in concentration camps they’re practically begging for it they wont shut the fuck up about how theyre gonna be hunted down and killed wish granted bitch blam blam its wabbit season bitch im sick of liberals im sick of voting im sick of norway if youre even slightly uncomfortable around gay people you should be set on fire black power asian power jewish power latino power and i fucking mean it im not just buying the stupid 30$ tshirt on fckhate.com the worst thing to ever happen in american history is abraham lincoln not publicly executing every confederate general and outlawing slavery full stop we literally live in starship troopers we are trapped in a shitty gmod half life dark rp server yeah I do think you’re basically a terrorist if you go to disney land and i also think that if the first words out of your mouth when the rustbelt gets set on fire is “those dirty rednecks deserve it” ill show you a fucking redneck you fucking yank prick you fucking racist i wish hilary clinton would explode on live tv charitys are fucking fake theyre as fake as those cardboard towns in north korea oppenheimer was a limpdick pussy and fallout is becoming a game franchise that fetishizes the mass genocide of asians and i want todd howard pinned under a large rock for it spec ops the line wasn’t ugly enough there is a conspiracy started by the cosmetics, nutrition and fashion industry in collaboration with the upper class descendants of fucking typhoid “moneybags” marys to fool the masses that fat people aren’t hot as fuck. My body and mind and soul degrade with the week because of yhe shit ass menial labor yhey made me do and the fucking lead in gasoline and world war 1 started a chain reaction of fathers beating their kids and wives because it’s cheaper to buy a gun than go to therapy because we’re fucking warhammer orks without any of the endearing mental stupidity we live in mordor. we live in fucking mordor. it literally does not matter who is president our two political parties are Nazis and Neo-Nazis bernie sanders was the closest thing to a centrist this country has ever seen. capitalism grinds up joy into a paste to divvy out on 500$ gucci toothpicks public urination should be legal rent is theft corporations are agents of satan who is jesus christ who is not jesus of nazareth jesus christ is the poster boy of white supremacy i fucking hate Hamilton white people should listen to MORE rap i want to get my dick sucked at a death grips concert. Laundromats and burger joints where you can get a meal for 5$ are far more important than police stations and walmart. pop anarchists want to personally confiscate your wheelchair uou fuckers treat yhis like a game fuckin e girls with hammers and sickles in their icons arguing about what form of communism or socialism or whateverism is right when bitch that is a pipe dream you are going to die in captivity arguing about which dragon ball z character is the strongest (girl broly) at least go punch a hole in your wall and fuck it to prove you’re human you facebook fetishist jesus christ every other day i want a biblical death just so my fucked up thouhhts mean something i need a fuckingjason vorhees bitch wheres the yandere tea party this is all so fucked up its not fucking real the christian god hates you whoever says otherwise is trying to make you a fucking slave. Mormonism and scientology should be wiped off the map any religion formed after the invention of the gun is a fucking pyramid scheme i wish i was a 9 foot toll shark lady with hugebrealssta so i could fucking knock over thechrystler building
DO 9/11 AGAIN
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brooklynbutterflyarts · 4 months
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War of the Worlds Poster War of the Worlds Framed Poster H.G. Wells' classic novel is brought to life in this tale of alien invasion. The residents of a small town in California are excited when a flaming meteor lands in the hills. Their joy is tempered somewhat when they discover that it has passengers who are not very friendly. Finest Quality Print Dry Mounted For a Perfect Finish Molding:Professional 1" Flat Top Black (Solid-Maple Wood) Includes Acrylic Plexi glass & Metal Hooks installed ready for your wall Print: Bonded & Dry-mounted Print on Foam Core. Perfectly flat and smooth finish They are inspirational for any mars, space or science fiction buff. The poster is printed on high quality card-stock mat paper The framing adds depth, giving the display a unique "looking through a window'' appearance. The print is bonded to foam core on a hot vacuum press. This bonding gives the print a perfect flat and smooth texture. This process also insures the print will never fold or fade with age or moisture. This wonderful display makes a thoughtful and original gift containing a classic vintage touch yet modern design, allowing it to fit alongside both modern and classic decor.
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warasspectacle · 5 months
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Movie Posters Through an Intersectional Lens
Welcome to my Unessay exploring the intersectionality of identity, power dynamics, and social issues in the world of cinema! Through this project, I aim to delve into the multifaceted layers of representation, symbolism, and meaning embedded within posters from movies we watched this semester.
Militainment, Inc. (2007)
Mulan (2020)
G.I. Jane (1997)
The Invisible War (2012)
World War Z (2013)
Alien (1979)
The Mauritanian (2021)
Blood Quantum (2019)
Sisters Rising (2021)
Prayers for the Stolen (2021)
The Woman King (2022)
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023)
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scarletwitchie2 · 1 year
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June 4, 2013. at the Premiere of "World War Z." Berlin, Germany.
shopping in LA with Knox Aug 2019
signing GG poster at the 66th Golden Globes Awards January 11, 2009. Beverly Hills, California.
2001 and 2003 Lara Croft Tomb Raider
2005 Mr. and Mrs. Smith
after 2016 events with children
2019 Tokyo Japan Maleficent Mistress of Evil premiere with Maddox
February 16, 2012. Premiere of "In the Land of Blood and Honey." Paris, France.
Life Or Something Like It 2002 with actress Melissa Errico
AMERICAN FILM INSTITUTE AWARDS 2015 for Unbroken with actor/rapper Common
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surprisesafari · 1 year
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**Title:** "UIHDJNA Anime Poster: A Deep Dive into the Complex World of 2D Characters Decorating Your 3D Living Room"
In a stunning revelation that could only be deemed groundbreaking in the realm of interior design, the UIHDJNA Japanese Anime Poster Canvas Wall Art has shattered the walls between reality and fiction, as it boldly presents classic popular anime characters in a 3D living room. This unframed 16x24 inch artwork has taken aesthetic anime prints to a whole new dimension, creating a perplexing fusion of pixelated personalities and actual furniture.
Prepare to be astonished as you confront a barrage of familiar anime faces from your favorite series, plastered onto canvas as if they've transcended the flat world of screens and decided to casually invade your personal space. Your living room is no longer a sanctuary for you to unwind; it's now a battleground for these anime personas to wage a silent war for your attention.
As one astounded observer put it, "I thought I was hanging a poster, but it turns out I've inadvertently welcomed a pixelated anime squad into my living room. They're giving my furniture identity crises." Indeed, the synergy of 2D characters and 3D reality has led to existential quandaries among couches and coffee tables everywhere.
Experts are grappling with the philosophical implications of this amalgamation. Does the canvas bridge the gap between two worlds, or does it expose the fragile boundaries of our perceived reality? Some art enthusiasts are even contemplating the implications of character interactions across different anime franchises, questioning whether a Dragon Ball Z character would get along with a Sailor Moon character in the living room's multiverse.
The art piece is heralded as a "personality gift," but one might wonder whose personality is truly being gifted here. Is it the anime characters imposing their fictional personas onto your living space, or is it you, the unsuspecting homeowner, who's offering your inner weeb to the world?
In the end, the UIHDJNA Japanese Anime Poster Canvas Wall Art stands as a testament to the convergence of the real and the fictional. It dares you to question your surroundings, your allegiances, and whether your choice in living room decor says more about your love for anime or your tolerance for the absurd. Prepare for a journey into the surreal as you confront the anime invasion – coming soon to a living room near you! 🛋️🎨 #AnimeFusion #2DMeets3D" available in the link
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denimbex1986 · 1 year
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'When Hollywood bases a film on a book, a previous film, a video game or a ride, they call it “using existing intellectual property”. I call it an endless stream of boring. I call it Deja view.
So what would you call a film based on an object created more than half a century ago that has done huge harm to our collective psyche?
I’d call it Barbie.
But you could also call it Oppenheimer.
Both films are unlikely blockbusters. And yet Barbenheimer – a social media trend where audiences make a day of watching Barbie (a toyland-to-real-world Hypercolor comedy based on a plastic toy created in 1959) and Oppenheimer (a grim wartime biopic based on a uranium bomb, tested in 1945) – is a huge cultural phenomenon.
Thanks to Barbenheimer, Barbie by Greta Gerwig is 2023’s biggest film by opening weekend ticket sales ($93 million) and the highest grossing ever for a female director. And Oppenheimer by Christopher Nolan pulled in $46 million on its second weekend – great numbers even for an opening weekend, according to industry analysts, who have called Barbenheimer sales "mind-blowing".
With parties attending screenings in both 1980s pink and 1940s dour fancy dress; endless mash-up posters and Barbenheimer memes proliferating on the internet and the ‘Barbenheimer bump’ boosting both flicks beyond their individual potential, it’s worth noting that not everyone has loved both films.
In a way, that is predictable. The success of the Barbenheimer phenomenon is partly down to the fact that the films are perfectly matched and total opposites, like particles entangled at the quantum level, one spinning clockwise and the other anticlockwise, inextricably and inexplicably linked. Or, you know, like Barbie and Ken. And their fans are similar mirrors of each other.
Gerwig is an actor and director who has long been loved by women, the LGBT community, people who like to appear ‘kooky’ and indie cinephiles. You may have encountered her work in Lady Bird and Little Women. Nolan is an older and more established director, who you may know from The Dark Knight and Inception. He is beloved of self-styled ‘serious’ filmgoers who still seem to mostly watch mainstream Hollywood movies.
Like people who go to Greenbelt festival and those who like Spring Harvest, there are some people who build their identity on their preference, but generally the audience for each is much broader. There is overlap. Similarly, Gerwig and Nolan are both great writers and directors, so any stereotyping or siloing of their fanbases will be oversimplification.
If, however, you interrupted a film bro as he mansplained Fight Club to his girlfriend and asked for his top four go-to reliable contemporary directors, Nolan would be in there. And, if you accosted a bisexual Gen-Z hipster at a vegan eatery to ask the same, Gerwig would come up. Which is why it’s phenomenal to see these worlds experience a kind of cultural fusion. And possibly why it has been so explosive.
A more likely reason, though, is that Déjà view we’ve all been feeling. Because, despite being based on weird mid-century objects, Barbenheimer’s constituent films are not just ‘more of the same’ like the ECT of superhero films or Pixar flicks about things with feelings. They are far from natural choices for blockbuster material.
Consider Oppenheimer. Sure, war movies can be enjoyable, even inspiring. But nuclear war movies? Not so much. The bleakness and totality of the prospect of nuclear holocaust offers fewer opportunities for the heroic self-sacrifice and redemption arcs we love, because, if everybody is going to be killed, there’s really not much point. So Oppenheimer, with its inherent handicaps of being a scientific biopic and focusing on a man whose work led to the death of as many as 210,000 human beings, could have put many people off.
And Barbie arguably had even more to overcome, because empathy and fear do animate us, but ideology and fashion tend to interest us more.
Barbie (the toy) has been popular all of its 60-odd years, with sales exceeding $1 billion per annum since 2018. But it hasn’t been ‘cool’ for a while now. Perhaps the cultural moment when this was clearest was Eurotrash Dance act Aqua’s 1997 mega-hit, 'Barbie Girl', which mocked Barbie-ness as shallow, vain and rather stupid: a "life in plastic". To be like Barbie was to be, in a word more suited to the 90s than now, a bimbo.
Before and after that, critics of the world’s most popular doll, despite its broadening into body-positive, ethnically diverse and less ableist characters, have been many.
The main reason, of course, is her looks. So far, so patriarchy, you might say. And you’d be right, sort of. Controlling and criticising the presentation of women is an obsession of patriarchal men (and the women who enable them), for sure. But in this case, the criticism of this representation of womanhood came form a different source and had a different focus. It’s not that Barbie wasn’t feminine enough or trying hard enough to be beautiful (and therefore attractive to men), it’s that she was too beautiful, trying too hard.
A strong case can be made (strong enough to be repeatedly addressed in Gerwig’s film, which carries Mattel’s full, if deeply postmodern, blessing) that Barbie caused cultural and psychological harm by presenting young girls with not only a biologically unattainable standard of beauty (Barbie has a woman’s features, not a girl’s), but a statistically unattainable one as well (very few women have Barbie’s particular proportions).
Add to these factors a growing cultural discomfort with gendered toys and the dawning awareness of the dangers of plastics, and Barbie was far from a sure-bet as a box-office smash.
And yet, despite the odds stacked against them, and thanks at least in part to the Barbenheimer factor, the films have been wildly successful. But does that mean they’re good?
I think it does. I think it does. Moviegoers consume a lot of garbage (physically and aesthetically), but viral success can’t be sustained unless there’s something resonating with an audience. You can douse a film in marketing money, but that won’t necessarily ignite the word of mouth. These are good films, saying important things, and saying them well… (Spoilers ahead)
OPPENHEIMER
Oppenheimer is brilliant. Brilliantly written, beautifully shot and edited, with even an impressive sound design (for which it will surely win one of its many predicted Oscars). Oppenheimer should be hard to like. He’s arrogant, adulterous, neglectful of his children and politically disloyal. And yet we sympathise with his torment over what he has created and how he is subsequently treated. That’s what all plot does, of course: build sympathy for a flawed protagonist. But most protagonists don’t cheat on their wives and build weapons of mass destruction.
But Oppenheimer isn’t just about Oppenheimer. It’s about America and about the ethics of war. And mostly it is about physics. The subject of quantum physics finds reference and expression in lines of dialogue and character notes throughout the film. In quantum, light is both particle and wave, two fundamentally different and contradictory modes of being. And countless lines or dialogue and points of plot keep coming back to the paradox of irreconcilable states existing simultaneously (or in a space of probability and uncertainty). Oppenheimer himself is both a wealthy snob and a unionising socialist. A German scientist is magically British. A bomb one physicist thinks will end all conflict becomes an industry that threatens all human life.
The paradox is beautifully encapsulated in an exchange where a general scoffs at the idea that Oppenheimer might win a Nobel Prize for a bomb, and Oppenheimer replies: "Alfred Nobel invented dynamite." The quantum paradox pervades the film as does Heisenberg’s uncertainty, with decisions repeatedly made based on probability rather than certainty (with at least one big laugh at chances of universal annihilation being "near zero").
But Oppenheimer isn’t just clever and nerdy. It explores a larger and more important question.
In an early (and shockingly mostly factual) scene, a younger J. Robert Oppenheimer injects poison into an apple on his tutor’s desk. A character note that at once subverts the ‘apple for teacher’ trope of a more innocent age while showing young Oppy to be self-important, single-minded and mentally unstable. But it’s also an image encapsulating the entire theme of the film – one that Christians will pick up on quicker than most. A fruit that appears tempting but brings death as a consequence is straight out of Genesis. The fruit of the tree of knowledge (knowledge in Latin is scientia), is death for all humankind. Oppenheimer’s central question is whether scientific knowledge bears with it the responsibility for its destructive use – and whether some knowledge is better not known.
BARBIE
Barbie, on the other hand, asks something even deeper.
Yes, Barbie also makes social and political commentary – on patriarchy and the impossible expectations placed on women. It does so brilliantly and hilariously, albeit in a gender role-reversal and re-reversal allegory that is harder to nail down than a quantum wave-state. It shows us both the unfairness of a world in which one gender dominates another and the uncomfortable truth that many are complicit in their domination and even happy – until they are made truly aware of their situation.
Some culture warriors have really disliked this. Barbie has been accused of ‘hating men’. It doesn’t. But I have some sympathy with nasally fragile male commentators who felt attacked by its gently savage mocking of stereotypical male foibles. It’s hard to watch. But I would encourage anyone who got angry at first viewing to watch it a second time, allowing the Spirit to convict without the emotion of novelty intervening.
Brilliant casting and relentlessly enjoyable performances from Margot Robbie (as Barbie) and Ryan Gosling (as Ken) make help to cover the hard message in a pink cotton-wool of comedy, but suddenly, in the last act, Barbie gets serious. Making good on an early set-up that could have been a throw-away Saturday Night Live sketch (where Barbie interrupts the plastic optimism of a musical number to ask "do you guys ever think about dying?"), our gal Barb is faced with the opportunity to embrace a human existence, with all the suffering that comes with it, and with death. She is faced with the question of what it means to be a woman in a world not yet made fair for women. But she also faces the ultimate question.
Barbie asks: what makes human life, which is painful and ultimately stops, meaningful or even tolerable? Its cagey non-answer is akin to a restating of the problem, but with a great soundtrack and moments of fleeting, home-video meaning, which resonate, comfort and upset in equal measure. But this is ultimately as satisfying as Camus’ quip that the problem of existence is "Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?" It’s clever. It is as reasonable as most Existential philosophy. It helps a bit. But it isn’t enough.
For most Christians, the answer, of course, is that in Christ we have purpose, meaning and hope and that is enough to make up for the pain and the horror at the end. But this is not our cue to shut down discussions that Barbie prompts with spiritual bypassing and glib optimism. Barbie is an opportunity for us not only to be made uncomfortable about our complicity in patriarchy, but to truly wrestle, alongside our non-Christian friends and family, with how we can work out a sense of meaning for our lives. And just as when we think about both the promise and threat of science, we should do this with honesty, fear and trembling.
Barbenheimer is joyfully valuable because it is (they are) great art. But it also presents a cultural moment for conversation and witness, and to let justice roll like a river through our world.'
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