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samus metroid on her way to kill evil villains

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Oh to be lured into a gothic castle by a ridiculously tall vampire woman

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literally me

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bobbing for peas!

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Resident Evil 8

Probably the best marketing I’ve seen for a Resident Evil game so far.  I can’t put my finger on it, but there’s just something about it that has my attention.

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Lady Dimitrescu by MOIDUKDUM 

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Everyone:

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Lady Dimitrescu by NeoArtCorE Thongmai 

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#Lady Dimitrescu by NeoArtCorE Thongmai

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Capcom guy: ...and that was our new villain, Lady Dimitrescu. Now, moving on to our lighting model...

Y'all horny asses: Hernnng vampire mommy.

Capcom: Um, as you can see, we've utilised the increased power of-

Y'all: Big Vampire Mommy Milkers

Capcom: ...of new shading to-

Y'all: Bwig Mommy Pwease Stweppy

Capcom: Are you even listening?

Y'all: *plaintive howling*

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taurus ex 😋

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Lady Dimitrescu by Layerx3 

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How Lady Dimitrescu will kill you in Resident Evil 8:

How people hope to be killed by Lady Dimitrescu in Resident Evil 8: