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samus metroid on her way to kill evil villains
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Oh to be lured into a gothic castle by a ridiculously tall vampire woman
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literally me
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Resident Evil 8
Probably the best marketing I’ve seen for a Resident Evil game so far. I can’t put my finger on it, but there’s just something about it that has my attention.
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Capcom guy: ...and that was our new villain, Lady Dimitrescu. Now, moving on to our lighting model...
Y'all horny asses: Hernnng vampire mommy.
Capcom: Um, as you can see, we've utilised the increased power of-
Y'all: Big Vampire Mommy Milkers
Capcom: ...of new shading to-
Y'all: Bwig Mommy Pwease Stweppy
Capcom: Are you even listening?
Y'all: *plaintive howling*
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How Lady Dimitrescu will kill you in Resident Evil 8:
How people hope to be killed by Lady Dimitrescu in Resident Evil 8:
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