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A Função do Cartunista, da série "Entre sem bater".
A função do cartunista, @angeli_ , é despertar os incautos e ignorantes.
E, de quebra, promover a reflexão e debate.
#FunçãodoCartunista #Entresembater #Angeli
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#gravity falls#Alex Hirsch#bill cipher#so Alex is putting on a gravity falls cosplay contest for nycc#Alex when I get you....#Alex if I didn't have 12 days to prepare for this....#and like 7 other projects ongoing at once....#and entire marionette to carve before the con.....#and also didn't have a job to work.......#AGHHHHHHHH#idk what I'd even be#go to party city and buy their entire stock of everything yellow probably#put it all in a pile stab it with scissors and douse it in hot glue then roll in it until it forms a dress#then glue some fake eyeballs wherever possible#bill cipher deconstructed#but nay I shant#i can't. I mustnt.#I'm already dressing in a closet greed cosplay bc that's easy and I'll look cute as hell in it#agh#agh agh aghhhhhhh#forcibly telling myself no you are on such a time crunch rn you can't waste a day of wood carving to make a cosplay#FORCIBLY TELLING MYSELF THIS. AGGRESSIVELY.
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So I was scrolling along and accidentally clicked on a tag of some post. But it opened with this as the banner and I thought it was perfect. 🧡
SUCK IS DICK SUNDAY
#ask#Wei wuxian#Let's be honest. He would want this for himself.#I can't stop laughing at how funny this crop is. Thank you so much for sending it my way.#Truly one of the best things I have seen all week.#Suck is dick...dick is suck...It all makes sense now.#LWJ's surprised face with the text 'wei wuxian' hovering just below is also pure gold. The layers are delectable.#Pride month is every month when it is your lived reality. Be loud and proud like WWX. It's what he would want for you.#(I was tempted to add the fire text gif to this post but to be honest...the motion of it makes me a bit nauseous.#One can just imagine the text being on fire. I'm pulling up a camping chair and roasting some carrots over the fire.#You can come join me but *only* if you can fetch me some fire wood...the stock is running low...The nights are so cold...)
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trans!soap taking his baby and running away from his rich abusive husband
(cw angst, financial abuse, single threat of child abuse, single mention of transphobia)
he's owned soap for years, since he was a teenager; paid for his medication and all his surgeries and tied them so deeply, soap’s lost hope of ever getting away. he gets even worse when soap falls pregnant. he was always controlling; blowing up at him if he spent too long out of the house or did something without telling him. but he becomes utterly possessive during the pregnancy
soap knows it has nothing to do with his safety or the baby's
he knows he sees his baby as an investment; another being he can control and hold over him
he gets worse and worse but there’s nothing soap can do. there's been nothing he can do for a long time. then a few months after the baby is born, soap doesn’t watch his tone closely enough and his husband threatens to drop his baby in punishment for it
soap doesn't think. he doesn't plan
he takes his baby and runs
he sneaks out of the servant's quarters of the sterile mansion he's been forced to live in for almost a decade and walks down the street without a backwards glance; his baby the only thing in his arms. he knows all of his husband's cars have trackers, all of them in his name since he never lets soap drive or go anywhere by himself, so he walks far enough to be out of view of the mansion's cameras and steals one. it doesn't have a car seat and all he can do is clutch his baby to his chest as he drives
he doesn't know where he's going beyond away
he doesn't know what he's going to do; he doesn't have any money, no supplies for his baby, he doesn't even have water for himself so he can reliably breastfeed him. he's terrified his husband will find them; he’s always felt omniscient, always everywhere and seeing everything he did. if he didn’t have eyes somewhere, he paid someone who did and they always dutifully reported back to him
soap just keeps his eyes forward. just keeps driving and driving, lost to the road and numb until the low gas light pops up on the dash and it all hits him at once
he turns into a gas station he can't pay for, in a car he stole, and parks behind it and his baby immediately starts getting fussy
he can't even call him by his name sometimes; too afraid to get attached, too afraid to lose him. as if he doesn’t love him more than life itself
even throughout his pregnancy, as happy as he was to finally have a baby, he didn't know if he could carry to term and that fear just let his husband dig his claws in even deeper; paying for extra scans he could never hope to pay for, favours on top of favours so he would aways owe him and isn’t he such a loving husband? taking soap in when his parents kicked him out for being trans, looking after him for all these years? you can’t even take care of yourself john, you’d still be a woman without me, john, what is this tantrum about john-
soap tugs his shirt up to let his baby feed, drops his head back and cries
he can't stop it; wails loud and uncontrolled, chest heaving with his sobs enough that it sways his baby, occasionally breaking his latch and he can't even do this right-
he can't save him
a light knock sounds on the window and soap flinches, curling over his baby to protect him from his huband's cruel hands
but it's not his husband outside the window
soap blinks tears from his eyes and looks at the large stranger standing beside the car. a neck gaiter covers his mouth and it should be off-putting… but something about him stops the feeling in its tracks. the stranger takes a half-step back and lifts a chilled and sealed water bottle, pressing it towards the window
soap quickly swipes his face clean and rolls down the window. "sorry 'bout that," he apologises with a choked laugh, the careful front he’s built over the years cracked and bleeding
the stranger gives a dismissive but somehow not diminishing shrug. "long day?" he asks
"could say that," he gives a shrug of his own and pats his baby's back as he makes a disgruntled noise, unconsciously swaying him
he politely keeps his gaze up on his face. "looks like you could use a break."
soap's breath hitches, anxiously darting his tongue out over his bottom lip. "could say that," he repeats uselessly and takes the water with a quiet “thanks,”; his throat dry and screaming for it after crying so hard
the stranger hums, watching him down the bottle and soap doesn’t notice his eyes drifting to the backseat and footwell of the passenger side. doesn’t notice the slight tension in his fists at what he sees. "how long you been runnin', lad?"
soap freezes, the water settling in his stomach like a stone. he swallows thickly and the bottle falls from his lips
"not long enough."
the stranger just nods, looking idly back down the highway
"you know, this place is connected to a garage,” he starts, nodding back to a building attached to the station without taking his eyes off the road. “lotta people drift through 'ere on road trips; too many to keep track.”
soap frowns slightly, shifting his hold on his baby
“funny thing is, plenty of 'em just abandon their car when they break down. like yours,” he adds and finally turns back to him with a pointed look. “got a whole junkyard of 'em. just rustin' away. be pretty easy to convince me to trade ya one."
soap’s mouth parts in a gasp as he realises just what the stranger’s saying. "how easy?" he whispers
he shrugs and even with his face hidden beneath the gaiter, he doesn’t feel afraid. "i'd say this car'd be a good deal. would blend right in with the rest of ‘em; no one’d ever notice it. what say i take it off your hands?"
soap's breath shudders out of him, his whole body going limp with relief. his baby's eyes fall shut with a satisfied hum and for the first time he can remember, he feels the gentle touch of hope
"i think we can work something out."
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ghost owns the service station soap pulled into. he wanted something quiet and isolated after he retired and you can’t get much quieter than a backwoods servo surrounded by forest. he hasn’t had anyone pull in in days so he’s quick to notice soap’s car. he’s also quick to notice soap's subsequent breakdown in one of the cameras. the sight of him crying, desperately clutching a baby like they’re all he has left in the world, is so familiar he felt sick with it
he knows someone running when he sees it
if he didn't check on him, if this lad disappeared one day and the baby along with him, he'd never forgive himself. the lad doesn't even have a baby bag or car seat with him, and the personalised sticker on the back window of a lady and a dog is a dead giveaway that the car is stolen
but the lad is terrified. and when he startled him, he didn't turn. didn’t lift his arms to protect himself. no
he covered his baby
like he was afraid he'd be hurt
that's enough for ghost
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i'd wanna set this in the 80's or 90's, just to make it even harder for soap to get away from his husband. he's a trans man with a newborn; he has no one to run to and no resources to help him. his husband's bought and paid for everything for him since he was 17; a few whirlwind weeks of unbelievable dates and extravagant gifts and he was living in his mansion, getting married the day after his 18th birthday. he thought it was love. thought he was being looked after and cared for the way he’s always wanted
he was in pain and alone and naive enough to believe the first person who came along and promised to make it better. nothing's in his name, not his insurance or his meds, he doesn’t have a bank account or savings; other than a birth certificate, nothing even ties him to his baby. his husband could take his world away from him with a snap of his fingers and he made sure soap always knew it
he never had a chance of getting away
but ghost is ex-military
he doesn’t know the lad’s story, doesn’t know the details of what he’s running from. he doesn’t need to know
he decided he was helping him the second he pulled into his service station
#what up i had a nightmare about an eldritch horror trying to steal my baby and john mcclane from die hard shooting it to protect me#i woke up freaked out and decided to torment soap with it to feel better#thats literally the only reason this exists#that and the thought of soaps super hairy chest but thats besides the point#anyway#i was going to have ghost be a drifter after retiring but i like the idea of him being the unlikely safe person living out in the woods#ghost moves soap into the little one bedroom cabin he built behind the station#its hidden by the trees and kept warm by a fire. he gives soap and the baby the bedroom and sleeps out in the living room#he keeps watch out the window for whoevers after soap#he doesnt find out who it is for a while; soaps been burned and reluctant to trust anyone#but they gradually heal each other; ghost gives soap someone to trust and soap helps ghost heal his truma by giving him someone he can save#soap starts to work in the service station despite ghost telling him he doesnt need to but he wants his independence back#he finds he likes working and ghost cant take that from him when hes so obviously happy cleaning and shelving stock#soaps husband comes looking for him but ghost still has his contacts and calls a whole militia down on his head#each one of them with favours in the government if not outright political immunity; money means nothing in the face of them#they just threaten him; lets him know soap is protected now#at least; thats what ghost tells soap 😉#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#ghostsoap#soapghost#ghoap#john soap mactavish#soap cod#simon ghost riley#ghost cod
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Natalie Wood and James Dean photographed by Dennis Stock, on the set of Rebel Without a Cause
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think my house is fully complete until new stuff is added🙂↕️!
#i really love how its looking☺️#the bed right by the front door is a move by the way!! thats saved me soo many times#i might make the chests a darker wood but im still unsure🤔#the pink chest is all of the gifts i have stock piled for march when the update drops😘#fields of mistria
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Afro Culture (My culture)
@woobosco
#Hippie chick#hippie love#woods#woodstock#woo#woo bosco#woo gospel#woo stock#wooski#wu tang#wu tang forever#black#black people#black panther#black history#black power#black and white#black girl magic#afro hippie#black hippie#afro hippy#black hippy#afro culture#black culture#african#african american#afrocentric#afrofuturism#afro#afrikaans
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So, do all diffused corn snakes have to have patternless sides or is it another gene that can have levels of expression? I'm buying a pewter corn hatchling soon but it has those patterns. And another completely unrelated question (didn't want to send 2 asks) but lets say one snake is het for charcoal and the other snake its being paired to is not het for charcoal. Does that het pass on to the hatchling at all?
Hello friend!
Diffused corn snakes should have some level of diffusion of pattern on their sides (that's where the name comes from!) that gets more pronounced closer to the tummy, but there are definitely levels of quality at play. A snake with no or very light side patterning is obviously going to be a higher quality Diffused than one with more normal-type side patterning. It's become pretty common to see these popping up in the hobby, though, as folks just mash snakes together without regard for morph integrity. :(
Personally, I know "pet only" is a bit of a trigger phrase in the reptile hobby, but if a Diffused has normal, undiffused patterning on their sides or any checkering on their tummy, I certainly wouldn't consider them worth breeding. They can still be a gorgeous lovely pet! There's absolutely nothing wrong with keeping snakes as pets and just, like, not breeding them! You don't need to breed them to love them! You don't need to breed them please stop breeding them I beg of you please the market is so saturated please do not
Anyway,
If a het [insert favorite gene here] is paired to a non-het, the resulting offspring will be 50% likely to carry the het gene. We call these "50% het [gene name]" until proven het or non-het.
#i literally had someone contact me specifically asking for “low quality” females to pair to their mystery males#don't be that person#I'm so close to just abandoning this hobby and walking into the woods y'all don't even know#rescue snakes are not breeding stock#rando craigslist snakes are NOT breeding stock#there are so many ugly snakes on MorphMarket please stop#text post#answers to questions#snake#snakes#reptile#reptiles#reptiblr#corn snake#corn snakes#corn snake morphs#also it turns out I'm definitely allergic to Yankee Candles
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I’ve now seen the “would you eat lab-grown meat” poll twice, which means it is time to air one of my least charitable opinions---namely, I think imitation meat is an abomination. I could pretend this is for noble reasons (and I want to believe I have a couple in the mix) but truthfully its existence revolts and annoys me. It feels like a kind of hypocrisy; I mean, I’m sorry if you crave chicken wings for whatever reason? but you’re the one who gave up an omnivorous diet and refused to get creative with the foods left to you. Eat your cauliflower in buffalo sauce and shut up.
#there is a particular website that has a very very helpful list of which vegetables should go in vegetable stock - it's a great list!#unfortunately when you scroll down to mushrooms you are forced to read the sentence ''I eat a plant-based diet#so I don't touch mushrooms (fungi)'' and I swear the first time I read that I blacked out with rage and woke up six hours later#naked in the woods with an armful of maitake#and like....I understand wanting alternatives to something you can't eat! I get it!#(the eggs rolls fried in peanut oil are delicious right up until the allergy strikes)#but styrofoam in the shape of a burger patty feels like the wrong way to go#tw food#no love sincerer than the love of food
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Kumoricon 2023 photos part 10
#kumoricon 2023#kumoricon#cosplay#anime convention#ankha#animal crossing#night in the woods#poppy playtime#bill cypher#gravity falls#among us#panty and stocking#dragon ball#applejack#rainbow dash#my little pony#spiderman#hatsune miku#yip yip#sesame street#photo#photos
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Woof woods puppy girl covered in the blood of a golfer she murdered with their own golf club
less blood. in case u prefer lol.
#i love u stock image golfer girl#blood#cw blood#tw blood#my art#traditional art#puppy girl#bloody art#ohuhuart#ohuhualcoholmarkers#ohuhumarkers#dog girl#doggirl#woof woods#dog nonsense#autistic artist#lesbian artist
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By Egor Litvinov
#Autumn#Fall#Leaves#Trees#Woods#Forest#Fall foliage#Autumn Leaves#Vintage cars#Birch trees#Trails#Dirt road#free stock photos#free stock images#September#October#Adventure#Outdoors
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Day 46
Found here.
#animaniacs#yakko wakko and dot#yakko warner#wakko warner#dot warner#the warner siblings#wood#keychain#keyring#merchandise#merch#daily animaniacs merch#that art of wakko is traced from fanart btw in case you couldn't tell#even without knowing that it looks off and out of character - wakko's not the type to pull a cocky grin like that#his grins can be cheeky but in a more innocent or playful way he's not the type to do the Dreamworks Face#the pose and expression would fit Yakko more - tbh Yakko doesn't have enough snarky looking stock art he could use more renders like that#without stuff like the completely off and way too dog-like upper lip of course
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This update has been a massive win for me
#true to my name every minecraft world i must have both a wolf and horse#the first wolf i get in a world i give a light blue collar and a celestial name (this world’s wolf is luna)#the horse is the same tan with stockings and blaze one named ali across all worlds#the black one and the woods one are my favorites of the variants :) luckily they’re both pretty easy to get some of these were painful#kaya posts
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Serena Wood via Metart
#serena wood#metart#beautiful woman#sexy christmas#christmas#merry christmas#beautiful women#beautiful face#kneeling#stockings
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Afro Culture (My culture)
@woobosco
#woods#woo#Woo Bosco#woodstock#woo stock#wow#african american#afrocentric#african#afrofuturism#afro#afrolatina#afrohair#africa#African American Culture#african america history#aa culture#black culture#black#black people#black artist#black history#black power#black panther#black forest#soul#soulaa#soulaan#soulaani#soulaana
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