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vote yes if you have finished the entire book.
vote no if you have not finished the entire book.
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#fantasy#books#Song of the Lioness#Woman Who Rides Like a Man#Tamora Pierce#poll#result: no#l: English
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I've always loved how right from the beginning in the Alanna books, published 40 years ago. Tamora was normalizing the idea of sex workers being valid:
"Good women may not speak to her and good men may not know her." Alanna thought of the women of the Court of the Rogue and sighed. "That's sad. Some of the most intelligent women I knew as I was growing up were prostitutes."
what other children's book of the 80's was going to have the main character say that?
I would die for her
You tell them Flory! Sex work is real work and just as fucking valid as everything else. More valid than people sitting around making money just for existing!
Flory is honestly my favourite character in this whole book.
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Little Women (2019) // Simone de Beauvoir // The Woman Who Rides Like a Man (Tamora Pierce) // The Color Purple // Persuasion (Jane Austen) // Catherine, Called Birdy (2022) // tumblr.com
#web weaving#feminism#womanhood#women as our own entire human beings#little women#jo march#simone de beauvoir#the woman who rides like a man#alanna the lioness#tamora pierce#the color purple#persuasion#jane austen#catherine called birdy#tumblr
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The Quartet That Started It All
As followers of this blog will note, this is not actually the quartet that started it all for me, but it DID launch author Tamora Pierce's career in the 1980s, and Alanna remains absolutely beloved among Pierce's heroines. Let's talk the Song of the Lioness Quartet.
In a classic case of "if I can't do this as a girl, then I'll do this as a boy and I have a handy twin brother to go full Twelfth Night with," Alanna of Trebond begins The First Adventure by dressing as a boy to train as a page in Tortall's royal court. This book introduces all our main characters and establishes Alan the page amongst his peers and Alanna as she finds herself and her place in chivalry.
One of the other amazing things about Alanna's story overall is that she begins it absolutely terrified of her own magical gift. Her arc includes learning to work with her magic rather than to fear it, and that's a twist on magic users that I really appreciated. We often get overly confident magic users--indeed, we'll get TWO of them later in the series--but it's rare that we get magic users who are fully aware of their powers and are still absolutely terrified of them. So of course, the story and the world and Pierce herself keep throwing Alanna into situations where she has no choice but to develop and use her gift. It's so, so good. This first book covers Alanna's page years, and we move into her squire years in book two.
In the Hand of the Goddess really expands on Alanna's key relationship with Prince Jon on Conte, Duke Roger of Conte, and Geroge Cooper. Alanna moves into a wider world of adult politics and stakes in this book. From being able to defeat an older, stronger, and more experienced opponent in a duel to developing her healing skills when a wound puts her out of commission during a war, Alanna cements her skills, connections, and position in society. This culminates with unmasking Roger as an attempting regicide and the accidental reveal of her gender.
This book is really, really good, and extends Alanna's childhood fear of magic to her fear of Roger specifically in a really natural, logical way. I could say more about the details, but these two books have an episodic vibe to them, so I won't spend too much time exploring every single key plot event.
The Woman Who Rides Like a Man sees Alanna spending her first year as a knight in the desert, with a Bazhir tribe. She becomes their shaman by way of self-defense; she murders their first shaman when he tries to murder her for "being unnatural." Then it falls to Alanna to train three magic users for the tribe, and this is where we see more nuance into how different magic users relate to their powers, from sheer hubris to fear to "this is just part of me, let's do this." It's a phenomenal experience for Alanna, and she learns as much from her students as they do
Book three also sees Jonathan bitching to hell and back about having to be king, which is not a great look, and it's one Alanna calls him on. He spends most of the book alternating between pitching a hissy fit, begging Alanna to marry him, and training to take over as Voice of the Tribes. The interesting thing here is that Alanna refuses to marry Jon. He is trying to fit Alanna into his own fairy tale, and she very much goes "That isn't our relationship, I can't do that. We aren't meant to be like that, and that's ok." If I could inject that lesson into humanity's collective head, I would. It's well done and it's great.
Lioness Rampant picks up on Alanna's travels after she leaves the Bazhir, and eventually sees her return to Corus with a magical artifact to help secure Jonathan's position as king.
There's also the teeny tiny complication that Alanna's twin brother, Thom, has resurrected Duke Roger. Absolute chaos ensues, and Roger almost manages to take out the entire court during Jonathan's coronation. Nobody should have to kill an evil sorceror twice, but Alanna did.
If you want to dive into Tamora Pierce's Tortall Universe, starting with Alanna is absolutely a good choice. These books hold a very soft spot in my heart, and they're never not engaging.
#tamora pierce#the song of the lioness#the first adventure#in the hand of the goddess#the woman who rides like a man#lioness rampant#alanna of trebond#jonathan of conte#ya fantasy#books & libraries#books and reading#books and novels#book recommendations#books
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Also, as a woc myself, can I ask from this fandom that unless confirmed by canon, can we not shove the one dark-skinned, disabled, female character into the "only allowed to feel selfless love for humanity or/and platonic love for her deceased brother" corner? Pretty please?
#alnst hyuna#alnst#hyunluka#lukahyuna#hyuluka#I really don't want to assume bad faith from the fandom#but if I start hearing the whole bs of:#“she's a strong woman who needs no man” I'm gonna call the bullshit#let her ride Luka like a mechanical bull if she wants to okay?
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Okay y’all what do we think about the new Song of the Lioness covers?
#tamora pierce#song of the lioness#alanna the first adventure#in the hand of the goddess#the woman who rides like a man#lioness rampant#cover art
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#it’s totally normal and not weird to go on your church’s youtube and rewatch a service at which you were present#for the sole purpose of staring at the back of the cute guy you’ll never have the courage to talk to#…right?#i do not have many talents but one of them is getting a brain-shatteringly intense crush on a man i have never spoken to every few years#it’s a very small church full of mainly older folks and he just showed up like three months ago#and some part of me wonders…why???#my inner mrs bennet is like#single man in possession of handsome face and seemingly quite lovely personality#(for instance this week he gave a ride to an older lady who can’t drive 🥺)#should be in want of a wife!#what are you doing here sir#there is literally only one single woman your age and she is an average looking disaster with social anxiety disorder#i’m getting all in my head about whether or not i’m imagining that he keeps glancing in my direction#because…why would he#AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH i need to go to bed before i go insane
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I know I am never going to be a Star Wars Fandom Person and that I am not reacting to Ahsoka the way the rest of the internet is reacting because that was, without a doubt, the funniest dumbest gay thing I've ever seen??? HER STORMTROOPER FRIENDS LEFT
AND SHE STARTED CRYING
AND THEN RAN AWAY ON A WOLF (yes it's a howler i know it's a howler shh) TO BE SAD IN THE MOORS ALONE FOREVER(????)
NO ONE GIVE HER A HUG THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE, I need to see her carve BAYLAN SUX into the side of a spaceship with her lightsaber. I need to see her dramatically tearing up as she learns that Evil Doesn't Pay I want her to listen to Space Evanescence alone in her room in the dark I need her to go to the Space Hot Topic and spend too much money on nail polish that DEFINITELY DOESN'T MAKE HER THINK OF SABINE this is critical to my enjoyment of Star Wars.
#do i also need the finale to be like#40 minutes of plot resolution or whatever#40 minutes of mean gay sex#yes of course i do#will i get any of this#no she's a woman in star wars i assume she'll die tragically on the moors or be adopted by witches to Come Back Wrong#in the obscure corner of an extended universe property#that i will never hear about#because the star wars extended universe(s) is a nested puzzle box of self-contradictory canon#and i have things to do#also i don't care about comic man you cannot make me care about comic man#i don't care if he rides the force like the goddamn silver surfer#if i have to go back and watch 40 hours of extended universe cgi cartoons#in my precious spare time#to be able to give a shit about this character#you have not told a story good#sorry not sorry#but i'm glad all the people who liked rebels are having a nice time#ahsoka series#ahoska spoilers#go see a star war
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final verdict
also with this my oscar playlist is up! just a sweet lil angel boy who deserves nothing but the world. brother needed a bodyguard like yesterday
#what a fuckin ride man#justice for my guy oscar tbh#my autistic son#my chiropractor has adjusted me while i wear two thick layers i think diane is just shit at her job#some of the things that vile woman said were making me blow chunks dude#this wench gotta die fr#someone hold me back#anyway#jimmy the doorman my goat#aaron is so good at the absolutely lovesick look it’s sickening /pos#i said it before but#i too would yearn for sigourney weaver if i had even a sliver of a chance with her#oscar’s dad was funny. like yes feminist king!#also who just lets a 15 year old into a bar and doesn’t id him#him speaking french to the singer gal and her saying nothing and him going of COURSEEE you’re not french was so funny#overall i enjoyed it#not the best but not the worst#kinda left my heart aching a bit#as tragedies do i suppose#tadpole#tadpole film#tadpole 2002#tadpole (2002)#oscar grubman#aaron stanford#sigourney weaver#letterboxd
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Amanda Grayson with her Hubby and Stepson
#I wanted to redesign Amanda Grayson bc I like her flamboyant old woman look but when she's young they always style her look very bland#and proper...and I want her to look like kind of a hippie teacher mess#Amanda & Sarek - annoying girl x killjoy guy#we are each insufferable in our own unique ways#Amanda has a way of getting to people - whether it's good or bad depends on the person but she's someone you remember and who it's easy to#end up talking to for hours and Sarek realizes this too late...before he even knows whats happening he's grocery shopping with this woman as#they both complain about how BRIGHT the store lights are#Sarek: (on date number five) ..........I have a son by the way / Amanda: Aw shit. Let's go to chuck E Cheese.#Amanda goes into Sarek's quarters for the first time and is like this place is AWFUL!! and by the end of the week she's redecorated.#She built him a bedside table. He bought her a pair of gaudy earrings which she loved but didn't get herself during one of their shopping#trips bc she exclaimed 'Ugh! Who do I think I am!?' and speed walked away#Also last bit of personal lore but Amanda told Sarek (as a joke) that before they got married he should ask her father first#(she said this bc Sarek asked her to marry him on like the second date since Vulcans don't date - she said no)#so when Sarek meets Amanda's father he asks the man to marry him - misinterpreting her words (Amanda DIES laughing)#Sarek seems straight but tradition is tradition - if he has to marry Amanda's dad before he can marry her he'll deal with it#Stepmom Amanda swag...she's gonna give this grumpy lil boy a piggyback ride and giggle about his dad with him#anyway...I like this version of Amanda - she makes her own kombucha and insists you take a jar home with you#Sarek/Amanda#star trek#star trek art#Sarek#Amanda Grayson#sarek art#amanda grayson art#bea art tag#Sarek calls Amanda : dear darling beloved blossom my heart etc#Amanda calls Sarek: elbows knees bigntall sharpie etc#the times she calls him stuff like 'honeycake' and other such stupid-sweet things are times he pretends to find baffling but cherishes 4ever#couple that has a list of things to ask before they eat at a new place#Is it vegetarian? Is it kosher? Is it organic? Is it spicy?
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does anyone else's mom think they are "mean" for having boundaries? or is that just my mom?
#me: maybe there is a reason none of his 4 daughters speak to our cousin anymore. should we really invite him over to christmas?#my mom: i'm not ignoring red flags. i just don't feel the need to be so mean and not invite him over anyway!#me: okay.#she is so completely attracted to weak and failed men#the more they use her the more she wants to be around them#it's like... have you not noticed that this man only calls when he needs money or rides or a free caretaker???#she will literally ALWAYS find the money to take care of men like this but will happily screw me and my credit score over if she doesn't#feel like paying a bill that month#literally my score is a 542 right now and i have mommy dearest to thank for that along with my own stupidity in trusting her not to be#an idiot when it comes to money but she will never change on that front#lol but she found a way to give thousands to my dad this year#it's honestly like she HATES any woman who is competent and not serving men#it's like she thinks it's her duty to harm herself financially to care for men
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So... in between the last time I reread Woman and now, I may have, possibly, got totally obsessed with fibercrafts... but I love the sequence with Alanna learning to weave.
Now, its a great sequence even for a non-weirdo, because Alanna is getting comfortable with being a woman, and she's learning reciprocally from her Bazhir apprentices.
But also, I love and can deeply relate to the little scene where's Alanna's like... watching them weave with growing envy, because its just... a loom.
Now I want to write a fic where Raoul or Jon or other various someones come across Alanna weaving (because I guarantee she still does it occasionally), and she gets defensive about her feminine hobby and they're just like "can we try".
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baby this is the worst example of career inspiration i have ever read
#ok so im gonna admit smth here#i did watch i am sam as part of a yms livestreamed watch along#idk how to explain this other than i think the choices for this film to be made and completed are alien to me#sean penn plays an intellectually disabled man who gains custody of a daughter he fathered w a homeless woman he offered to let stay w him#i am sam is in the realm of movies like riding the bus w my sister and tiptoes#i rly dont know how to explain bcus idk how these movies get made#like ig everyone involved thinks theyre being altruistic in making a big budget film abt smth like a disability#but it always feels off probably bcus of the casting and overall acting choices#like for tiptoes it stars gary oldman in and i quote 'his most daring role yet' and#he plays a little person but u and i know he isnt so how does he do that? he walked on his knees#the film is packed to the brim w actual little people who are actors so. why gary oldman on his knees ???#peter dinklage is fucking in it in a prominent role#like. how do i explain i am sam. it's so fucking weird how did it get made how did they get big name actors#dakoto fanning michelle pfeiffer and laura dern are in this how does this happen#the movie tries to be so heartwarming but i'm lost w sean penn's performance i'm lost w his characterization#so i find this in wikipedia im not gonna explain rn and i'm just like. I AM SAM ???????????????? babygirl u gotta be kidding#i will elaborate if asked specific questions but rn i cant even fathom this sentence so pls give me a moment
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Gonna ring in the New Year by saying that you cannot easily decide who is and is not trans based purely on body type or facial features alone, and doing so often plays into some nasty western societal conceptions of what beauty is.
I'm very much cis and people think I'm trans all the time bc I have big shoulders, a wide jaw line, and a big nose. If I, a cis woman, have those features, that means that those features are not indicative of gender at all and cannot/should not be used to determine who is and isn't trans.
My dad has a friend who is a Polynesian woman. She's super tall, buff, and stocky, and people are assholes about it and keep asking if she's really a woman. That's a huge dick move first of all, and second of all, she's cis! That means that you cannot use height, strength, and stockiness as metrics for being a cis woman.
Women world wide have so many different features that you cannot restrict trans women from the pile without restricting cis women as well. There are examples of cis women being able to grow mustaches and beards, and those ladies get attacked double about a thing their body does because it's not female enough.
The thing that I mentioned earlier about it being a Western beauty standard problem is that there's this idea that all women have (or should have) hourglass bodies with big boobs and big butts, big thighs, small calves, ankles, and feet, thin and angular jawline (although small and round jawline works as well), small nose, thin shoulders, thin arms, no acne, long hair, and be short but not so short that you look 'weird' compared to your partner. That's so specific! Some races just aren't going to have those features and I doubt any race has them all! I don't know any woman who fills every category, and viewing every woman who violates that hyper specific standard as a Judas of some kind is not only insulting but also exhausting. Like damn girl, you really live like that?
I'm just saying that 'being a woman' is a societal group that we as humans made up. True, there are physical differences between male and female, but not so much that we're different ass species who inherently think differently and act differently and do everything differently. We're all human beings at the end of the day. I share a lot of physical features with guys I know and I'm cis and always will be. I shouldn't have to argue with people about whether or not I fulfill the beauty standard enough to be considered a woman, and if I shouldn't have to do it, other people shouldn't have to do it either, whether they be trans or not.
And, to finalize my point, I really truly don't want to he defined purely by whether or not I'm able to carry children. Haven't we, as women, fought against that idea for centuries? Haven't we, as women, struggled historically against claims that infertility makes us not good women? Haven't we, as women, fought for our ability of self-determination and the ability to be seen as more than our sex or gender, and that we have value even after we've done made the baby?
Ladies, I'm just saying that if you exclude the Western beauty standard and also refuse to define yourself by your baby-making propensity (like how we have fought for the ability to do), there's precious little that truly defines womanhood. I am a woman simply because I am. I'm assuming trans women feel the same way. None of us are so different, not really. Don't be insulted if someone asks for your pronouns, and don't be insulted if someone says sir instead of ma'am at the grocery store. Just be polite about it.
#transgender#transphobia#terfs#gender#women#this whole thing started because I saw a post by a terf that was like 'look at this trans woman WHO IS ACTUALLY A MAN and you can tell#because HE doesn't look like a woman“ B)#and the trans lady pictured was more feminine than me by like a lot#god forbid terfs see a butch lesbian at tractor supply or riding a motorcycle
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you guys know that phenomenon where dudes will be like "women aren't funny" but its just bc when a woman makes a joke they don't get it and take her seriously and just think she's like an idiot? like a woman will say smth silly as a joke and they'll just be like "smh you can't be serious you're so stupid" bc theyd rather think a woman is stupid than think that she's just saying it to be funny.
i feel like thats what happens in the reviews every time a woman tries to direct a campy b movie right now.
#look at the ratings of like. a cheesy b horror movie from the last couple years directed by a woman#vs directed by a man#the reviews for the ones by women are all like avg rating 1.8 stars plot holes the dialogue wasnt realistic its not an elevated drama#vs directed by a man its like avg 3.0 stars a fun romp a delightful ride packed with hilarity don't take it too seriously#with the bonus that usually the one by men is not actually even a fun romp it sucks#anyway. i think its the same as the women aren't funny thing.#the urge to just like dismiss women making things for fun and for camp to be like ACTUALLY THIS IS NOT GOOD BY SERIOUS STANDARDS#avpost#the only way they'll praise a woman's movie (that's not about male characters) is if its a flawless prestige drama#but women aren't allowed to make silly campy movies. at least not if it also is about women.#bc if you do that they will trash you for not making the next shawshank or some shit.#god forbid you be a woman having fun etc. they just cannot comprehend it#theyd rather believe you're an idiot who can't write. than to just believe that you made the movie to be a fun ride.#and the best that we fans of these movies can hope for is that they get the jennifers body treatment in 10 years and become beloved later#yknow after many years of being trashed unfairly for liking them. ive had dudes harass me on lbxd for defending some of these lmao
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far more compelling for me than the fact that narrators can time-travel is the reason WHY narrators can time-travel. in-universe acknowledgement of "nothing in their universe exists outside of the things that are 'on mic'". if it isn't in an episode, it didn't actually happen. that's an actual rule that exists in the story. it has been canonized.
the stamatis's parents never spent a second alive. gemma and charlotte never actually had their wedding. every single character has only existed as far back as their flashbacks can throw them. and that's IF they have flashbacks! flashbacks are not common! leon dragging michael out of the bar didn't get a flashback, so it didn't happen! like not in just the implicit way that applies to all characters in all stories, that's an in-universe rule!
but what's really getting me is this:
greater boston starts with leon killing himself. it starts because he kills himself. the foundation of the story is leon's death on the roller coaster. that's why everything else happens. leon's death makes something in their strange world into a story worth telling. the story is the only medium through which their world is allowed to exist.
leon's death is what brought their world into existence.
or, fun reversal, the world was created SO leon could die in it, which would then create a story intriguing enough to justify the existence of the rest of the world.
huh.
#LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO "when i died on that roller coaster- was it supposed to be that way?'' YEAH I GUESS SO BUDDY#CONGRATS! YEAH! THANKS TO YOUR VALIANT EFFORTS YOUR WORLD GETS TO EXIST FOR#let's see... *pulls out calculator and starts counting on my fingers*#56 non-full episodes (minieps. specials. i'm counting the second halves of two parters also. not counting recaps) + 46 full episodes...#being incredibly horribly generous and saying each and every one is 1 hour long we get... 4.25 days. thanks leon!#all that nonsense with nica and michael talking about leon like he's god is extra interesting now...................#always thought there was something fun about leon's last name predicting his death-#but with the context that leon only exists BECAUSE of his death...#leon stamatis#grater bluecheese#anyway like the whole point of leon's character is that he's a man so dedicated to maintaining predictability and order#that when he gets on a roller coaster he just. chooses to die so as to not face the uncertainty of whether or not he'd survive it#he is the protagonist of a fable. like the cow who jumped over the moon. the boy who cried wolf. the woman who lived in a shoe.#“there once was a man who led such a predictable life that he wrote every event and action he had planned into a meticulous calendar”#“once day. his sister took him to an amusement park and led him onto one of the rides”#“the man was overcome with fear- as he wasn't sure if he would live or die. so he took the only predictable action he could...”#“...and simply perished. without even feeling the first breeze of descent.”#“the end.”#but then... that isn't where the story ends. we look into the lives of other characters and the life the man had led before he died#and that's greater boston#leon's death scene is a short modern-day fable and the rest of the story is a natural extension of that fable#at least that's how i always saw it anyway. lol.#the scorpion kills the frog and then they drown together and then you get 5 seasons of the frog and scorpion's family members mourning#O M G!!!! IT'S JUST LIKE PRINCESS TUTU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#unreality#greater boston spoilers
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