#Will The Locals Eat It
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https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/theyre-not-human-how-19th-century-inuit-coped-with-a-real-life-invasion-of-the-walking-dead
Indigenous groups across the Americas had all encountered Europeans differently. But where other coastal groups such as the Haida or the Mi’kmaq had met white men who were well-fed and well-dressed, the Inuit frequently encountered their future colonizers as small parties on the edge of death.
“I’m sure it terrified people,” said Eber, 91, speaking to the National Post by phone from her Toronto home.
And it’s why, as many as six generations after the events of the Franklin Expedition, Eber was meeting Inuit still raised on stories of the two giant ships that came to the Arctic and discharged columns of death onto the ice.
Inuit nomads had come across streams of men that “didn’t seem to be right.” Maddened by scurvy, botulism or desperation, they were raving in a language the Inuit couldn’t understand. In one case, hunters came across two Franklin Expedition survivors who had been sleeping for days in the hollowed-out corpses of seals.
“They were unrecognizable they were so dirty,” Lena Kingmiatook, a resident of Taloyoak, told Eber.
Mark Tootiak, a stepson of Nicholas Qayutinuaq, related a story to Eber of a group of Inuit who had an early encounter with a small and “hairy” group of Franklin Expedition men evacuating south.
“Later … these Inuit heard that people had seen more white people, a lot more white people, dying,” he said. “They were seen carrying human meat.”
Even Eber’s translator, the late Tommy Anguttitauruq, recounted a goose hunting trip in which he had stumbled upon a Franklin Expedition skeleton still carrying a clay pipe.
By 1850, coves and beaches around King William Island were littered with the disturbing remnants of their advance: Scraps of clothing and camps still littered with their dead occupants. Decades later, researchers would confirm the Inuit accounts of cannibalism when they found bleached human bones with their flesh hacked clean.
“I’ve never in all my life seen any kind of spirit — I’ve heard the sounds they make, but I’ve never seen them with my own eyes,” said the old man who had gone out to investigate the Franklin survivors who had straggled into his camp that day on King William Island.
The figures’ skin was cold but it was not “cold as a fish,” concluded the man. Therefore, he reasoned, they were probably alive.
“They were beings but not Inuit,” he said, according to the account by shaman Nicholas Qayutinuaq.
The figures were too weak to be dangerous, so Inuit women tried to comfort the strangers by inviting them into their igloo.
But close contact only increased their alienness: The men were timid, untalkative and — despite their obvious starvation — they refused to eat.
The men spit out pieces of cooked seal offered to them. They rejected offers of soup. They grabbed jealous hold of their belongings when the Inuit offered to trade.
When the Inuit men returned to the camp from their hunt, they constructed an igloo for the strangers, built them a fire and even outfitted the shelter with three whole seals.
Then, after the white men had gone to sleep, the Inuit quickly packed up their belongings and fled by moonlight.
Whether the pale-skinned visitors were qallunaat or “Indians” — the group determined that staying too long around these “strange people” with iron knives could get them all killed.
“That night they got all their belongings together and took off towards the southwest,” Qayutinuaq told Dorothy Eber.
But the true horror of the encounter wouldn’t be revealed until several months later.
The Inuit had left in such a hurry that they had abandoned several belongings. When a small party went back to the camp to retrieve them, they found an igloo filled with corpses.
The seals were untouched. Instead, the men had eaten each other.
#being so English you die of racism#because youd rather eat each other than a seal#or try to signal to the friendly locals that you need help#many such cases#UNIRONICALLY#the terror#the franklin expedition#dorothy eber#then they infected all these people with European disease of course#the national post is a chud rag so this is an unexpectedly good article for them
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Learning to eat with your hands.
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#kabru#kabru of utaya#kabru dungeon meshi#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi#art#labru#not rlly#whatever#toshiro dungeon meshi#HES THERE FOR 1 PANEL#kabru the “eat rice w hands�� asian and toshiro “eat with chopsticks” asian#and laios our local white dude#aweeesommmeee#okonomiaki trio#I THINK? THAYS WHAY THEYRE CALLED?#comic practice kinda. i just wanted to f around#idfk where they could be eating#this was inspired by smth irl actually.#but it was a budol fight so ion think it matches here#and yes this is how you eat rice with your hands. you look weird if you do it any other way#weird not in an ugly way but in a “you will lick and suck your fingers on the dinner table weird”#update:my dad disproved this comi bc kabrus palm touched the rice in the 3rd panel. im a disgrace.
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My nayme is bird And wen it's Yule And Swedish snow Lies cold and cruel I look for seeds With many friends But food is scarce Where flock descends
But then we hear Of ancient rite We leave the trees We all take flight If fire not Its end promote? We do the deed. We eat the goat.
#gävlebocken#IÄ IÄ EAT THE GOAT#fun fact the local roller derby team is called Jackdaw City Rollers#jackdaws are persistent little buggers. flocks of 40k birds cawing at you in the night
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One thing that keeps confusing me is that they claim ghost files costs several hundreds of thousands of dollars per season. I’ve tried to wrap my head around this ever since the announcement because flying a crew of 6 or so people out for two days and renting out the location COULD NOT be costing that much unless they’re either lying or blowing money on first class flights and expensive food/accommodations and even THEN do I not see them breaking 100k on a single episode. Dear lord hire an accountant I’m half convinced someone’s laundering money
#EDIT i said per ep in the og post but it was actually per season#watcher#AND they hire additional local crew for???? reasons unknown to me#are they buying their whole recording setup again every time they fly??? do they each get seperate rooms???#are they eating fucking caviar every meal like girl WHAT is that money being spent on#hire an accountant please this money is not being managed
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Imagine you live in pelican town. The new farmer has been here a couple weeks now and seems to be settling in, except... He's picking the weirdest friend choices. Like sure it's not weird to befriend the local fisherman, especially when he has an interest in fishing himself, but you're pretty sure you've seen him rooting through the Saloon's garbage with the local homeless man. As well, he keeps harassing the poor guy who works at Joja even though you KNOW he doesn't want to be friends with him.
And since you're on the topic of weirdness, isn't it odd he seemingly runs everywhere at a full sprint? Or just... Eats entire raw fish while fishing for "energy reasons"...
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Despite all that, it's too early to call him off putting or anything... He has been engaging in town traditions, and he's started helping out with the old community centre. He's probably like the rest of you. Someone with a few quirks, that will fit in with the valley great!
Surely he can't get any weirder... Right?
#been playing my new sdv save some more recently#i keep thinking about the whole “eldritch” farmer thing#where the famer is just... objectively strange#i fucking love it#i love the idea of the farmer being some sort of higher being#someone who doesnt understand local conventions#someone who doesnt get why its considered weird to eat whole raw fish fresh from the river#or how it might be offputting to greet someone for the first time using their name#but at the same time#this eldritch entity genuinely wants to be a part of the community#they want to learn and they want to love and they want to learn to love#i see minmaxxer/speedrunner eldritch famer a lot#mainly played off for gags#but not genuinely loving their live in the valley eldritch farmer#at least not often#theres so much temptation to write an eldritch farmer x shane fanfic set in spring 1 or some shit lmao#text post#stardew valley#sdv#sdv farmer
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days are getting warmer but i am always warm when im with you ! !
#mine#original#i cannot even begin to express the amount of demons i had to fight. to do this drawing#i was goin 2 attach my process video but its so embarassinhg i cant skjbdskgdjks#local artist cant colour right :(#i sitll dont love it but also i will start eating thro my waalls so :3 ! here u go !#i bought a new water botttle the other day extremely exciting stuff. AND. a bag for said water bottle so i can take it on walks :3 !!!!#eveytything else has been . normal !!#shop orders r very slow which is th same as this time period ??? as last year ? for some reason ??#i will hopefully try n plan sm stickers soon n maybe sm new prints ??? not sure ! but either way if u want 2 buy a lil smth#ur support is greatly appreciated !!
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So this is very self indulging. These are my vacation photos turned into the Tokyo 5 messing around. Makes me crave summer and my friends <3
#Tokyo 5#they would be the gang that goes to a beach and destroys the locals in a beach volleyball turnament#shoko having to heal satorus cancerous sunbrun because he refuses to put on sunscreen#nanami burries in the sand up to his neck habara as revenge#girls would be SWOONING over geto surfing#i also think alot about how shoko wasnt in okinawa#and how shed hold a grudge against the boys#“comon shoko it was a mission it wasnt our idea to leave you behind”#“oh i know but you still can eat shit” sprays the boys with a water gun#haibara yu#nanammi kento#satoru gojo#suguru geto#shoko ieiri#shenanegans#jjk#fanart#jujutsu kaisen
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pro tip: if you have a hard time eating breakfast, try an appetizer! eating something small can help jumpstart your digestive system and hunger signals
i started feeling nauseous in the morning last week and did Not feel like eating breakfast. so i 1. switched from coffee to tea and 2. got some biscoff cookies to dunk in my tea. and it’s been rly helpful! i have a few cookies and then in a little bit my body feels more ready to eat a meal
#and yes you can eat cookies in the morning. no one’s going to Get You#i wanted smth biscuity and this was the closest thing i could find#anyway. pro tip from your local wannabe dietician
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A good reason not to buy meat from the big chain supermarkets 🤔
#pay attention#educate yourselves#educate yourself#knowledge is power#reeducate yourselves#reeducate yourself#think about it#think for yourselves#think for yourself#do your homework#do your research#do some research#do your own research#ask yourself questions#question everything#meat#contaminated food#buy local#toxic food#watch what you eat#news
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Day 20 - (´∀`•)
#ferryman#ferryman ultrakill#ultrakill#ultrakill ferryman#daily ferry#Day 20#Breaking news! Local supreme husk forgets they don’t have hair anymore!#Yeah idk I just needed them to be cute :]#I had to write some code as an assignment so it’s a bit lower quality but eh (also I swear I’m going to lose it- why isn’t this code workin#Again - tumblr likes my textures too much and eats them
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#I’ll eat bread till I’m dead preferably in bed#tis I#your local bread poet#cottagecore#bread#breadcore#pastry#cafe aesthetic#alternative aesthetic#food#foodcore#guacamole#yum#baguettes
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the whole 2.5 was a wild ride ngl
#✧rentalks!#hsr spoilers#hsr 2.5#honkai star rail spoilers#honkai star rail 2.5#“how do we get a picky child to eat green chilis” SIT DOWN JIAOQIU YOU FUKCINGK SMARTASS#the way this insignificant line became so relevant near the end#kid you not i went through 5 stages of grief while playing this#n feixiao our local girlboss has no reason to look this good in every scene btw#im scrapping the floor for more moze crumbs hyv pls#savouring every second of his screentime ong#yaoqing's big 3 always SERVES what can you say!!!!#LETS NOT FORGET DAN HENG AT THE END him throwing his spear was so satisfying lmfao#jiaoqiu#hsr jiaoqiu#feixiao#hsr feixiao#hsr moze#moze hsr#hsr edits#honkai star rail edit#xianzhou yaoqing#xianzhou luofu#hoyoverse
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This apple tree was sold to me in 1999 as a semi-dwarf Stayman Winesap. It is not semi-dwarf; it is in fact gigantic by apple tree standards. It isn't Stayman Winesap, or even red at all. Because I planted it in the correct spacing for smaller trees, it has almost completely overshadowed its nearest neighbor, a rather nice Golden Delicious. It responds to pruning by aggressively getting Much Larger. The apples are divine. I love her; I'm vexed by her; I hope she lives forever. I'm deeply curious about what I'd get if I planted some of her seeds.
Strawberries, rhubarb, two small blueberry bushes, and Nanking cherry bushes that did, even though their blooming time was cold, set fruit. I will continue to try to acidify the blueberries; maybe add some acid once a week until the soil tests around 5 pH.
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Echo Garden?
You're laughing. Aquafend just had the worst security team shift of his life and you're laughing
#ah eto blehh#local cryptid answers#guest star anon#local cryptid draws#maccadam#the echo garden#mtmte rodimus#rodimus prime#aquafend#tfp soundwave#heyyyyyyyyyy he says waving a tentacle#okay I go eat dinner now brb#space is trans now
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slurp
#local plague doctor#plague doctor#very carefully trying to eat/drink things without taking off the mask or the underlayer is a skill#nothing if not committed to the bit#its me
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You all don't understand, Satoru Gojo loves helping you with laundry.
(fem bodied reader, smut smut smut. Mdni.)
Walking in the room after you do, switching the clean clothes into the dryer and the dirty clothes into the washer, he stops you. "Hey, you've been wearing those clothes all day! And so have I! Don't you think they should be washed too?"
You don't really get what he's saying, so you agree. And not too long after you did, he's stripped himself and you of all clothes and sat on the dryer, getting fucked by the beautiful man while the load dries.
"You like that? Hmm? Yeah, take this cock for me, just like that... You're such a slut.... What would you do if my cock wasn't here to fill up that pretty pussy? Pathetically try to fill it yourself? You need me so much, pretty... Ah, yeah, keep begging me, just like that... What if I stop?"
He says, slowing his hips enough to have you whining, wanting more — almost being able to cum, and yet he ruins it. "Toru, please.... Please, don't stop, I'm so close...!"
He stops completely, pretending to think about it before moving his hips again, watching with a grin as you reach up to remove his blindfold — pretty eyes staring back at you while whispering filth.
"So needy, and for what? For me? Or are you just always this dumb on everyone's cock? Only mine? I'm flattered..."
He groans, pressing a messy kiss to your lips as he rocks back and fourth, hitting that perfect spot that has you shaking, scratching up his back while moaning, falling apart on his pretty cock.
"Toru, please, I'm cumming!! Cum with me, please, puh-lease...I need you..."
"I'm right here, pretty girl. Go on and cum for me."
Nodding weakly, you bite on his shoulder, teary eyes closing tightly as you let yourself release — him soon doing the same, spilling his seed deep inside your cunt and soon slowing his hips.
... Ding!
"Oh, looks like the laundry is done."
He's not very helpful though.
#♡☆local weeb's post!☆♡#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fanfic#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk headcanons#gojo satoru smut#jujutsu kaisen headcanons#gojo x reader smut#Somebody make fanart of this#Sorry for not posting in a while#dead dove do not eat#jjk smut#jjk x you#jjk x reader smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk x reader
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