#Will I get the job? Honestly probably
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Sooooo, the local bookshop that's popped up retains Pratchett books for me and keeps them for two weeks so I can come collect them before The Competition is allowed to have them (he's an arse, really mean and rude so they have No Problem flat out going "nope! Sorry! None of those right now!" while, ya know, a stack of em is right behind them at the counter lmao).
Anyway, the manager is very stressed and tired of some of the staff who are... not very good at their job and literally, while talking to me about The Competition, when I agree and reach the same Obvious Conclusionsā¢ about stuff like "are the books in the window for sale?" (they have price stickers on, the answer is yes, or there are copies that are) and goes "do you want to work here?"
So, long story short, any of ya'll wanna help me translate my CV into Scots Gaelic because I pulled out the Scots brogue and I wasn't raised to not follow through on a joke lmao?
#Kat talks#Will I get the job? Honestly probably#The woman is Stressedā¢ okay#How do you mess up a spread sheet identifying stock items? When it has a simple key on it?#Very easily apparently lmao#So yeah#Scots Gaelic CV coming up! š#3hrs a day Mon to Fri isn't much but with Bean it's pretty good#Especially since it's located in shopping centre#And allows me to include contact times during those hours so I'm always nearby lmao
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We all know the semi-canonical āall the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batmanās cape, even as adultsā thing.
We also know that Danny āis LITERALLY a ghostā Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.
All Iām saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if youād really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce āBrooding Instinctā Wayne doesnāt even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before thereās a record scratch of āwait who tf is this?ā kicks in.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom crossover#listen Iām just SAYING#my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair#Danny isnāt even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum#I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot#but honestly I just think itād be a fun little setup#Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes#hi weāre the council of the dead. weāve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty#*extended life warranty or what have you#Danny hasnāt even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it#yeah hiā¦ uh. Batman sir. if thatās your preferred moniker?#right so weāre basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you arenāt dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep youāre. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv#itās the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there#(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)
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(ID in alt) I literally said I was gonna post this month's ago and then never had the wherewithal to describe it and so I didn't Lmao (said with pain). But since I'm thinking of opening my commissions I figured I should remind ppl that I. Yknow. Can draw.
Lots of Steph here (I had major art block making all of these and my brain worms for her kept me going) + some sprinkles of stephcass for Cass nation to enjoy!
#dc comics#dc#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#jason todd#(yes for the teddy bear. it counts)#batgirl#batgirls#mine#< keep forgetting to tag my art as that I'm terrible š#ANYHOW I'm slowly getting back into drawing again after my last ipad got nuked (cant think abt that or ill cry) and i finished uni#oh yeah j finished my first year of uni btw. i went to an Olivia Rodrigo concert like a week or 2 ago. I've been busy lol#but yeah it's looking like I've got a fun summer of bottom feeding ahead of me now that I've officially been told i got passed over for that#-comic job i applied for. lol. lmao even#it's fine honestly it was a pretty daunting prospect i just have to find a way to fill the time by myself now#I've plenty of comics to read so that's nice. got wayyy into mark waids DD run recently (mostly for Chris Samnee's art)#so that's been fun! i have my empowered omnibus (embarrassing and kept under my bed <3) i have TT year 1 i have huntress and WW#uhhh i got flash 1 minute war. lots of good stuff!#so hopefully i don't go. completely feral from lack of stimulation#also hopefully commissions will be a thing i can do#godddd there's many mkre things i want to draw. i got too enamoured w my own bad theory and now I've drawn tim!bats#but unfortunately now i only want to draw tim!bats being laughed at my the batfamily bc seriously tim?? really??#< it's literally probably not going to happen but I've invested myself in this terrible future for some reason#imagine damian trying to robin for tim!bats for 1 (one) night and the next morning he doesn't say anything he just moves to bludhaven#he can't take this shit#oh so many ideas...#ANYWAY. ues. finally art. now if you like it. consider commissioning me (in 2 to 3 business weeks <3)#(no pressure)
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Hey guys. So I know we've all gotten some very bad news, and anyone with a conscience is deeply upset. But one of the things this means is that the situation in Palestine is even more urgent, because we know that while Kamala might have, Trump isn't going to listen to any calls to lessen America's support of violence in Palestine. So, I'm putting out my next fundraiser post a bit earlier than expected - I really, really encourage you all to read these and try to match at least one of my donations, and reblog if you can't. I wish you all the best.
Waleed Ayman Alanqar and family - vetted (#107) - The fundraiser is for Waleed, his wife Areej Haniyyeh, and their 3 year old son, Ayman. They were forced from their home almost a year ago. The fundraiser is to help them raise the money needed for the family of 3 to evacuate to Egypt. They have ā¬1,606Ā raised of their ā¬20,000 goal - only 8%! - so I'm donating a little more than the usual ā¬5 (ā¬7). Waleed's tumblr account is @ayman-waleed, if you want more info.
Alaa and family - vetted - Alaa and her husband were displaced from their home on October 7, while Alaa was pregnant. Alaa's husband died before their daughter was even born, and now Alaa is raising her baby without him, after having to give birth without the needed medical care. Because of the poor conditions, her daughter has been suffering from illness, including a viral stomach infection and histolytica worms. Alaa needs to pay for her daughter's medical treatments, and for milk and diapers which are very expensive in Palestine right now. They have $14,280Ā raised out of their $30,000 goal. Alaa's account(s), for more information: @alaa-gaza / @alaa-gaza223
Wafaa Abdul Karim Abu Al-Rish and family - vetted / vetted - The fundraiser is for Wafaa (@wafaaresh3) and her family, which includes her mother, her brother Mohi (@mohiy-gaza), her sister Fidaa (@fidaa-family2), and Fidaa's two children (Sila, who is two years old, and Mohamed, who is 6 months old). They also have a cat. They have been displaced more than 10 times. Wafaa's mother has chronic illness (hypertension), and is unable to access her medicine, which means her health is getting increasingly worse over time. The main goal of the fundraiser is to help the family evacuate to Egypt. Wafaa's fundraiser has $74,018Ā raised out of her $85,000 goal.
I'm going to post a second part with three more fundraisers soon!
Here's my previous fundraiser posts: Post 1, post 2, post 3
#I'm going over budget with these hopefully my mom wont get upset at me#We have the money I'm just. unemployed. And taking this from the Family Money because my credit card still isnt approved#BUT! I recently applied for a job that I think I might get!!#(ive been given permission to do this im just given a specific budget for it that im going over rn bc ive gotten so many more messages than#usual)#i gotta earn family money access from doing extra work around the house. which is honestly pretty dope bc i never got an allowance#or anything like that. growing up#probably in part because we didnt have any real money until a few years back when my mom got a good job#free palestine#save gaza#all eyes on palestine#text#american politics#donald trump
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#talkys#honestly genuinely having the little hope i was granted Crushed is rly messing wit me š«¶#im pretty sure its not going to happen anymore#which was always possible but at least i had a Chance ykwim#its also my own fault for getting too hopeful but man i was already daydreaming about living peacefully.#having AC. being able to transition. being able to be Alone. finally being able to learn to cook without my#mom not letting me do so. im so sad. i dont even wanna ask for confirmation on how Over it is bc i dont want to go back to being full doome#it rly would have all lined up perfectly ! like its trueā easiest way to get job is to know someone and i finally Knew someone#and the position would have been tolerable for me.....!#almost dream job! and a job that wld let me move out!!!#im so sad#igts not the yr of cheye after all i dont think#*i didnt gwt rejected or anything. changes at the workplace made it so i probably wont get to have an interview. didnt make it that far.
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(This whole thing is based off the theory that Michael is still alive in Security Breach, which is hilarious imo)
A FNaF game where you are the night guard in the Pizzaplex, and the antagonist is Michael Afton. Heās not trying to kill you or anything, you just have opposite goals (You like the animatronics and the Fazbear brand, he does not). Heās also trying to get you to quit or get fired.
Things are going wrong. Stuff is being stolen and vandalized. The animatronics are being tampered with, sometimes theyāre vandalized too. Things never stay how you left them. You are starting to feel like someone has broken in, which is especially bad, because youāre a security guard. Itās your whole job to keep people out.
Your character will occasionally say how bad it smells in the room. Sometimes you remark that youāre being watched. Thereās sometimes footsteps or scuffling noises in the background. If you look close enough in certain rooms, you can see the faint outline of a guy or two white dots in the darkness around the light from your flashlight. But you canāt find the source of whatever this is (heās gotten too good at hiding).
Your character will become more aware that someone really is there throughout the game. You go from asking āHello? Is someone here?ā When something strange happens to saying āI know you did this!ā To the darkness because you know heās there. You can get more hostile towards him, if youād like, calling him a twat or whatever. You could be nice to him, too. It doesnāt stop him, when youāre nice, because he seems to have some sort of goal (you couldnāt begin to guess what) but itās not like heās doing that much damage and he makes your job a little bit more fun.
You never see him, though. Other than the occasional glimpse of movement in the shadows or your flashlightās glow reflecting off his eyes (that must be what it is, right?) he stays silent and hidden. Thatās why you feel you canāt tell anyone, heās clearly good at hiding and they wouldnāt find him. Plus, heās annoying, but he doesnāt seem that harmful. (And maybe the darkness is just making you crazy. Maybe there really is nobody there)
But things are definitely going awry. For one, the animatronics are freaking out. Theyāre weird, almost hostile, towards you. The staffbots follow you around but donāt speak or offer you things, and it freaks you out a little (you can fight them, if youād like, though itās not really a fight and more just you beating them up. You could also try and incapacitate them or just try to ignore them). The Glamrocks are scary too, obviously. They chase you, grab you and jumpscare you. (One time though, it seems like one of them is actually going to kill you. It throws you to the floor and you cover your face with your hands. But instead of feeling the impact, thereās a strange noise. You open your eyes to see it incapacitated, and you can hear footsteps shuffling away. Huh.) Even Helpy begins demanding you quit, sometimes being friendly, āNo amount of money is worth doing this job,ā sometimes heās meaner, āYouāre going to quit or youāre going to die.ā Whoever is in the shadows is definitely messing with them in some way.
One night, Helpy tells you, āSorry, you are going to get fired.ā And that night is horrible. Shit is breaking all the time, and the Glamrocks and Staffbots are all over the place, either destroyed or with completely ruined AI. You canāt stop it (maybe you should have been [nicer/meaner] to whoever is doing this) all you can do is try and undo as much damage as possible and tell whoever is there that you really need this job. He doesnāt listen.
When 6am rolls around, your boss arrives and youāre presented with a pink slip. He tells you that your behavior is unacceptable. You either made all this mess yourself or allowed someone else to do it and neglected your job. Youāve been nothing but unprofessional for the duration of your employment, anyway. The animatronics have clearly been tamped with by someone with some knowledge of how they work, not just some random vandal. You must have been messing with them for a while to learn how they worked and took it too far. And, adding insult to injury, tells you that you make every room youāre in smell like death. You donāt have anything to say to defend yourself, you definitely canāt blame a person hiding in the darkness who you didnāt report before and have never fully seen, so you just leave.
Bonus: Hereās an image I made last night at like 2am. Itās just one of the SB rooms but I make it darker and added the flashlight and some other things.
Anyway, sorry this post got so long and turned sort of into fanfiction. I had fun writing it, though. I was just thinking about the fact that Michael might still be kicking in Security Breach (again, hilarious. Also why is he barefoot? Put shoes on, Jesus Christ) and was like āWell, what if you had to play against him?ā Because Michael making the lives of night guards harder is very ironic, even if he has good intentions. And it spiraled and turned into this. If you made it this far, wow thanks for reading <3
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#fnaf pizzaplex#fnaf security breach#i had a vision#honestly I didnāt even put some things in this post because I thought it would get too fanfiction-y#sorry I didnāt flesh out the gameplay or what youād actually do during the game#it would probably mostly be fixing stuff while dodging haywire animatronics#also the stupid bit at the end about getting fired was really self-indulgent#I know that and Iām sorry#also itās all so self indulgent but I love my little cryptid guy#heās sort of a silent shadow monster antagonist#but neither party is evil necessarily you just want to keep your job and he doesnāt want you to keep your job (both with good reason)#anyway again I think Iām done rambling I spent half an hour on this post somehow
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Rank tmnt characters by who you would call to hide a body with you <--- joking (unless)
I want the court to know that the reason this appears so in-depth is becauseā¦uh, well-um. Hm.
#tmnt#rottmnt#tmnt 1987#tmnt 2012#tmnt 2003#Iām sure 12!Leo would be perfect for the job I just canāt risk the chance Iād get a lecture instead itās like a 50/50 chance#03!Leo would like try secretly teach a moral lesson or something but like heād still agree you know#like I could zone him out#honestly Rise!Raph probably should have been in the tier with 03 and 12!Casey heās liable to get overexcited and use his powers for it#which wouldnāt exactly lend itself to um. subtlety ā¤ļø
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My interest that was called cringe back in 2021 getting a sort of revival on a lot of social media platforms is not what I had on my 2024 bingo card but here we are
#and *especially* not with whatās been happening with the ccs#iāve been laughing so hard at all these posts#i forgot how fun this stupid minecraft server fandom sometimes was#and i guess still is??? good job to yāall.#i might make some art honestly because i donāt really have motivation for anything else#i was a ranboo main so thatāll be who will be arted. probably.#yāall already know iām cringe so why now#dsmp#dream smp#dsmpblr#mcyt#(if i see any william gold supporters youāre getting blocked on sight btw. i will never tolerate that kinda shit.)
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I think something that is REALLY fun about having a small animal that needs to live in a habitat is making it a hobby to try to make the best possible habitat for them. Like there's nothing more fun than planning and executing different ways create paradise for an animal with a brain no larger than a peanut.
#simon says#currently I'm TRYING to work on moving out so I can't really afford to upgrade my Hamster's tank just yet#but since it's a size 20 tall I got for free there's a lot of wasted vertical space i want to utilize#so im currently plotting making a little platform for her to climb on that has some toys or hides for her#I've honestly been looking at some of the reptile tanks at my store because some of them LOOK like hamster heaven#but I'll have to do a lot more research before I do that#also I will probably never post the hamster tank here until I upgrade it because small pet people are... something else#like i understand that when it comes to small pets like reptiles/small mammals/fish there's a lot of misinformation about proper care#but people get very hostile if your set-up is anything less than Ideal#like currently my tank is just adequate#it does it's job and my hamster is happy and healthy#but because it is not ideal (bigger and fancier) I will likely face backlash#like I know a 20 gal tall is NOT the perfect tank size and shape#and even just going from a 20 tall to a 20 wide would be a huge improvement#but I do not have the money to buy a new tank right now#so i must make do and improve what I have until I have the ability to upgrade#i really do want to make a little hamster paradise for her tho#i love my lil silly beans. she deserves a 100 gallon paradise in my mind#but alas. we must make do with what we have
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and I think child modelling should be illegal I'm not even joking
#I dodged it but like it truly felt like we were pigs raised to slaughter. slaughter being prostitution#every little detail I remember now as adult with basic child psychology education from my teacher background is just. how#I'm not brave enough to say 'jail to mother' (yet) but honestly...#what wrong could come from making a bunch of girls used to lying about their age ignoring being made uncomfortable and disrespected#especially by adults who can make all sorts of rules and claims on their bodies and schedules that are treated as secrets#I had the best experience possible and I am certain I did get pimps approaching me my mother and contractors#and even then I felt very weird that I was often sent to nightclubs that only allowed adults as clients but since I was there to get on#stage as work then I could get in and actually I got instructed to keep on 'vip areas' that typically had a lot more drugs circulating#the heels the clothing and makeup I got put on were also so wrong#I didn't hate it at the time some things made me uncomfortable but I liked dancing I liked fashion and I liked how the fact I was 'making#money' made me more respected in my house and I started getting more independence (that I probably shouldn't have been given either)#but ugh the existing photographs already make me want to throw up and I am glad there aren't photographs of the worse 'dance' jobs I did#very strange little universe#I also feel like I was the only girl that didn't have an eating disorder but mostly cuz I already had problems with alcohol that did the jo#but also I got in much older than the other girls and out pretty fast#crazy that 13 is old but like you genuinely hear of 6 year old who are responsible for a considerable portion of the household income#YIKES#the compliments I got on managing to look older and 'being so mature'. yikes#anything that allows a child to be the one making most of the family's income is a receipt for disaster#.txt
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Watching Episode one of the Live Action of Avatar the last Airbender.
ZERO MENTION of penguin Sledding!
AND no visual of Penguins.
IMMEDIATE 0/10
#atla#live action atla#they had ONE JOB#failing so hard#its sad#s***post#I will probably put my thoughts on this Later.#But honestly its so far Okay. It feels a bit hollow#Like I get some of the changes but a lot of the changes seem to sacrifice Character flaws
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-- TAKING A BREAK --
hewwo, im gonna be taking a break from tumblr for the next while.
ive come to realize that im on tumblr wayyyy too much bc of my (newly found) ocd so im leaving for a while to try and deal with it (+ other stuff in the op tags)
i'll be back once im satisfied w/ my progress, but there is a chance i won't be back for months, so if u want to stay in contact send me a DM w ur discord or smthn, i'll check them a couple of times in the next couple days, but after that no tumblr at all.
so yeah, byebyes & i'll see u people later hopefully <3
#cybernetic meows#im putting more reasons why under the cut in the tags#xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx#okay so ive found that i probably have ocd and the whole chronological dash is actually quite bad for me bc ive gotten obsessive over#seeing every single post from all the blogs im following and thats just not really worth it in terms of time and#plus im quite lonely atm so seeing people on the dash being friends and having fun together is honestly making me feel sick and#a bit dysphoric#which just sucks but its not really anyones fault (but mine ig)#this break is mainly just so i can sort out life#finish exams get a job#get some mf therapy cuz yeah i def need it#try and connect w my local queer community hopefully#maybe try and move out but thats probly years away yet#anyway if u read this far thanks i appreciate it alot <3
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finished veilguard. i enjoyed it but it was also real bad. the highs were really high the lows extremely low. the only people they really made this game for was solavellans and it should've stayed as an ao3 fic
#sigh. anyway#to the fix its i go#honestly i think i wouldnt have had as much of a problem as i did if i was obsessed with some other faction that wasnt the crows#but they absolutely butchered them#lukas kristjanson.... why do u poison everything u touch.....#still LOVED lucanis and teia and viago tho and their potential will forever keep me up at night#+ i got lucky because i went into veilguard wanting to make a really purple rook so their characterization was real good to me#i will give the game a couple more runs probably#esp because. davrin's romance. duh.#AND i need to play as elio's twin to see what emmrich's romance is like#++ that ''secret ending''........................... what is it. it intrigues me#has anyone actually seen it?? the gaming guides i saw for getting it refuse to speak of it and i think it might be the achievement on steam#0% of players have gotten#sigh. whatever. im gonna go read eight little talons and the wigmakers job. maybe even replay origins to remember exactly what zevran#says abt the crows so i can make up my own thing from that#AND i will def be replaying inquisition. i better never hear anybody disrespect my girl like that ever again after this
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In all honesty I think we all share that one desire that Howdy has.
To get a nice, warm hug from Barnaby after a long hard day. Something about having a pair of big burly arms wrapped around you to squeeze all the cares of the day away just sounds like heaven.
god. fuck. Yeag....
#i mean for me personally i envision big strong women but yk. same principle#Big Burly Arms. yes!#honestly howdy deserves it#he works so hard at his job... scammin' all day aint easy....#he! deserves! to go home to his loving husband!!!#oughhhhh fuck now im Thinking About It and getting Emotional#btw listening to 'i hear a symphony' by cody fry and its laughingstock to me#rambles from the bog#anyway Emotional. yes#howdy going from spending his nights sleeping in the back of his own store#its probably a cramped space. wouldnt be surprised if he just has a cot in the storeroom#but yea going from that to coming home to a warm house and a big smile and a cozy shared bed. OUGH
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used the equilibrium deck to have an easier time drawing him. look at him yayyyyyy
#honestly for a really quick prototype he looks pretty good :D#i spent 90% of my time on the background and almost none on him KJHFKG#the background is final probably. sadly the eye will surely be hidden#but i'll know it's there#i gotta figure out how to mod this game (or just edit cryptid to do what i want) i wanna make him do something soooo bad#i know exactly what i want him to do. i have no idea how to make it work tho#actually i dont even know if the SPECIFIC thing i want to do will work at all. might have to modify it a bit#depends on if cards getting destroyed also tracks the method of destruction (hanging. death. immolate. grim. etc)#might just have to settle for ''when a card is destroyed'' instead of what i want to do. but that's fine too#and honestly i might be able to throw that together now bc surely that's just a copy/paste job from another card right...#there's a lot of cards that do similar things
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Got accepted into an IOP. Had my first session already. I look forward to more.
#I am#Trying to get out of my hopeless mindset#I miss who I used to be fr#I miss my passions and joys and drive#I'm excited for nothing#I'm honestly nervous about my job#Because that means money#And money means I can buy things I probably shouldn't#All this to say#If you have any positive energy to spare please send some my way
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