#Wilbur is such a funky little guy to draw >:]

[rendtion]

‘Where are you going, neighbor?’

‘Why are you staring at me like that, Wally…? Wh-won’t you let me leave..?’

‘But don’t you want to stay here with me forever? I want you to.’

[graysontheslime]

Just remembered I can post on here so have some silly little simpbur doodles!!

[sundewhasaudhd]

I finished my homework early, so it’s time for another doodle dump

TW: emeto

Blinky in purple highlighter

Random Wiggly sniggle

Joey!Ethan doodle

Wiggly’s just… so incredibly fucking done @wigglyobsessedweirdo

Tinky looking down at my math work (this lil guy likes math so much, and I have no idea why)

Wiggly when the greasiest man in all of existence

Aspen random doodles

Wilbur doodles

Y’know that very normal and relatable moment when you’re showing your mentor all the stuff you’ve done related to the gods you worship so you start leaking blue

Drawing Hannah in Len’s outfit because they’re both funky little banana guys

Another Hannah doodle

LEXTHAN DOODLE LOTS GO BOOOOOYS!!!!

Ted in the Bastard’s Box

He wants that cookie so effing bad

IF YOU LIKE MY ART, PLEASE REBLOG :3

[brick-a-doodle-do]

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR THE MER AU

Okay okay okay

So tell me. How do Mers communicate in this? We got human speech and mix of chirps and clicks or how we going?

In relation to this question can they speak under water or os it the clicks?

Mer types: we talking standard mer shape and different colours or are mers sizes and stuff based on seas creatures? Eg. Whale mer= big and salmon mer= small etc etc.

Mer aging: they age like normal people or do mer pups progress faster? GIVE ME AN IDEA!

And and and ages for our characters! What are they?

What’s Wilbur’s intentions for asking the questions and stuff? I’d he studying for school or personal reasons?

Is Wilbur alone or does he have a family that he’s been kidnapped from?

Annnnnnnd what are they gonna do with him in the deep? I NEED MORE OF A HINT BRICK!!!

Okay so as you can see I really like met fics so I hope these questions aren’t too much. Thank you for answering!!!!🍭🍭🍭🍭

I HAVE ANSWERS!!!!!

clicks, whistles, trills ,, all that fun stuff is definitely a default. it's a known way of communication, but sometimes if things are more chill and relaxed they'll use the languages that they've learned from nearby humans, and if it's more formal, or if they're in a rush, or some other scenarios they'll trill 'n click. so it's a mix of both of them!

they can speak underwater, but they have to have the technology to do so. i'm thinking of some kind of mask-like thing that lets them have the air to talk. which is used very sparingly cause yk the air is kind of limited fdbfjsc ,,, so they basically have snorkels if they really wanna talk.

mmm well there is the standard mer shape with just a normal mermaid tail, which is what tommy has, and what some of the other ones do, but say techno would have that and a mix of other tenticles and super sharp pieces that are kind of like a leviathan or some kind of sea monster. so i don't really have a good answer for this eueueu,,, i kinda want it to be like a fingerprint how every one is different and unique but that technically wouldn't make sense.....unless i just roll with 'it's just a magical world' 😔 tldr: it's not sea creature based but there are some features of them. also tbd.

i'd say like normal people! they go through juvenile states a little bit quicker but it's pretty similar. also mer's have long lifespans in this!

tommy would be like 16, which technically in mer years would be around 19-20 so the human againg to mer aging ratio isn't too drastic ,, wilbur is 23, phil is an ungodly age (/j, he's like 100-110), and techno is a little older than phil.

wilbur's intentions are more personal than anything, cause he really just has an interest in mermaids! funky guy :3 also he doesn't really do anything with his studies, but he would like to put his knowledge somewhere, although he doesn't want to reveal the species' lifestyle to preserve their privacy ,,

wilbur lives alone in the beachhouse, which is off of a relatively small town. he'd dropped out of high school, then never bothered with anything else. he occasionally meets with high school friends (i'm thinking jack and niki, maybe dream/dteam ? his family lives off in a big city pretty far away but they have not abandoned him!

I DON'T KNOW ! what will they do? :3 i will say that he eventually gets a makeshift tail made out of cloth, crab shells, normal shells, and other trinkets tho ,, so it's long-term. or maybe it's wilbur's choice. who knows! :3 (i'm saying this because i have no idea /hj)

thank you for the questions becky !!!!!!!!!!! mer aus are so fun. i love drawing tails because it lets me not draw legs :DDDD

[moofshroom]

shoutout to tntduo for being the coolest motherfuckers out there. c!tntduo is just the opposite ends of the bastard scale and its excellent.

[aria-greenhoodie]

My opinions on every Dream smp character (/rp /c! /lh) 

THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE CREATORS THIS IS ABOUT THE CHARACTERS AND THIS IS ALL SAID LIGHTHEARTEDLY!!!

Dream - die.

George - Does he even exist??? I think he just stays asleep in a shroom forest until Dream XD drags him out for “fun time.”

Sapnap - Pet Killer. >:( But is engaged to Karl and Quackity who are both cool so I guess it’s fine.

Callahan - All knowing and terrifying, but fantastic and great.

Sam - What the fuck??? Is??? Going on with this man??? He’s fucked up. I don’t think hes a bad person but he needs someone to tell him to fucking stop, because he has done bad shit, even if I dont think he’s bad, like, what in the fuck. I kinda wanna bite him.

Warden - IM SORRY IM SORRY DONT KILL ME FUCK SHIT PISS BALLS IM SOR

Sam Nook - The best Sam. I’d kill and die for him. irl. /gen. This is not a joke. I love this robot. SO MUCH. Love so muchh. <333

Alyssa - Exists? I think???

Ponk - I don’t know a lot about her but I want to know more and I know they are WONDERFUL AND DIDN’T DESERVE WHAT SAM DID TO HIM, SAM WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO BE PUT IN FUCKING LINE, PONK WAS SO NICE TO YOU EVEN AFTER ALL THAT, WHAT THE FUUUUCK

BBH - Bit fucked up. Not that pleasant.

Tommy - Big Man. Always correct. Don’t argue with me about this, I'll bite you. And he probably will too. He reminds me of me when I was in middle school and because of that I will side with him always.

Tubbo - Awe, what a little lad! Oh, he’s a bit fucked up. O-oh… he’s a LOT fucked up… Still a little lad though! Also pretty gender. Also according to literally every single “WHICH DSMP CHARACTER ARE YOU?” quiz I take I’m him, so that’s cool!

Fundy - I hold you very gently and tenderly but also very far away at arms length just in case.

Punz - Punz

Purpled - Funky fucking alien boy!!! Good builder, really cool, deserved better, I got really sad when Quackity blew up his UFO because it looked fucking sick and if it was mine I would have cried.

Wilbur - Seems very polite, but also maybe a little unhinged…

Ghostbur -pspsppssps sweet man so polite come back to me please pspspspspspspps come here pspspspspspspss yes I would love some blue now come closer pspsppspspspspss

Revivedbur - Sir please do not fuck this up I’m rooting for you because I know you can do great things please do not make me regret this please sir I believe in you please

Schlatt - Drunk bitch. Fuckin died. L.

Skeppy - Wait what even is your lore? You got corrupted by the Egg at some point but did you do anything after that?? Do you even still EXIST????

Eret - King, Queen, Royalty at its finest, you have tried so hard and I love you for it, also you’re violently gender and kinda pretty ngl so I may be biased but stfu you fucking kill it you funky fucking Herobrine ily <333

Jack Manifold - ON THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND! THE JACK MANIFOLD GRIND NEVER STOPS!

Nikki - Babe ily you deserved better, I may be rooting for Revivedbur but if you wanna punch that mf in his undead face I fully support you ily ily ily

Quackity - YOU! YOU!!! FUCKING YOU!!! I’M GOING TO VIOLENTLY ADORE YOU!!! YOU ARE SO FUNKY!!! YOU’RE ONE OF THE ONLY CAPITALISTS I WILL ACCEPT!!! FUCKMAN!!! LOVE YOUR WORK ON ALL THOSE WARCRIMES!!! <3333333

Karl Jacobs - Funky Time lad! Also really pretty. And kinda gender, but only a little bit. Those cool drawings of his old skin that the fandom came up with where he's a weird colorful rubber-hose-armed marshmallow human thing are more gender than what he is now, though.

Hbomb - Furry /pos. Seems nice enough.

Technoblade - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! TECHNO NEVER DIES! LOVE ME AN ANARCHIST OLD MAN PIG WHO WILL DESTROY ANYTHING IN HIS PATH! Also Piglin /pos.

Antfrost - Furry /neg. He’s actually fine, but I don't actually have much to say about him.

Philza Minecraft - is quite old, he is married to a woman, which I find interesting. I love him but would also like to punch him, just once. Just one little punch. Nothing super hard, just a little punch. Love ya, Dadza <3

Connor - Sonic Kinnie. I know he has lore but I cannot understand it and only know 1/10 of it so I can't actually say much about him. He seems depressed all the time though, so I feel bad for him.

Captain Puffy - The best Father I have ever seen <3 Also the only semi-fucking-responsible adult??? Like Sam used to be too but then he… yeah… I love her!

Viky - Doesn't exist in cannon I think??

Lazar - Does he exist in cannon either????

Ranboo - YOU!!! You <333 YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! I love you!! You make me a little sad sometimes but also INCREDIBLY happy!! My little hypocrite <3 my little walking contradiction <3 also REALLY gender, VIOLENTLY so. And Enderman /very pos.

Foolish - I like you! I don’t know much about you, but I’m learning more! I like your builds and attitude! Nice man :)

Hannah - I know literally NOTHING about you at all but I want to because you seem so badass and cool holy shit

Slimecicle - FUCKING WEIRD ASS SLUDGE MONSTER FROM THE BEGINING OF TIME???? YES PLEASE!!! SO GENDER!!! SO COOL!!! LOVE!!! LOVE LOV ELVOEKJDENJJW!!!!!!!!!! I love this fucking man <3333333 Filled with bones and meat and not slime at all <333333333

Michael McChill - Dream Stan /neg I don’t know much about this guy, actually, pretty neutral on him.

Michael _Beloved - Nice boy! Very polite! Probably could kill me if he wanted! Good lad!

Michelle - Oh she would whoop my ass. Great and fantastic!

Yogurt - babeyy,,,,,, boi,,,,, come hereee,,,,,, pspspsppspspsspspsp,,,,,,, i love youuu,,,,,,,

Foolish Jr. - Seems energetic and excitable! Good lad!

Finley - Fantastic, wonderful girl!

Shroud - I LOVE YOU. I WILL FIGHT ANY WAR YOU ASK ME TO. I WILL KILL MY FAMILY FOR YOU. SHROUD SUPREMACY. AAAAAAAAAAAA.

Mexican Dream - Eyyyyyy look at he! Look at the he!!! I like he :)))) he’s cool.

Dream XD - Oh so you’re THAT kind of asshole. Love it. 10/10. Also biblically accurate angel inspired designs for this mf??? So gender. Violently gender. Love that shit.

Drista - YOU!!!! ARE!!! SO!!!! COOL!!!! I WOULD KILL AND DIE FOR YOU!!!! LET'S BLOW SHIT UP TOGETHER!!!! CHAOS!!!!! ARSON!!!!! YES!!!!!

Mamacita - p, prett y wom an,,, 

Mumza Kristin - If anyone doesn't like Mumza I’ll cut their body into fourths and burry the pieces under a Denny’s <3 She’s so poggers.

Friend - Friend! :DDD

[noobsomeexagerjunk]

Author's Notes on my fanfic The Friends We Refuse to Abandon

Because I am feeling particularly proud of it and therefore want to talk about some details I intended while writing it

If you want to learn some stuff about my writing process for the fic, go ahead and read this post further!

Spoilers for the whole fic, read it here!

/rp

Chapter 1

- Each chapter is named after a phrase from the English translation of Saint-Exupéry's The Little Prince; this chapter is called "Matters of Consequence" because this is where Connor's goals are first established

- If it wasn't obvious already, Tommy was talking about Wilbur in his conversation with Connor; nothing says ideal DSMP fanfic like a sprinkle of obligatory c!Crimeboys

- The cans in the gym flashback are beer cans

- "The whispers of the future" refers to Chat, based on a statement about them in a stream where the CC affirmed some popular hcs about his character; this is one of the ways Connor just knows things he isn't supposed to know throughout the fic

- Ranboo's behavior here (and in later chapters) is all in the Enderwalk state, and he follows hc I have for him in regards to my understanding of him in that state

- "Ranboo wouldn't be this open about his association with Dream to Connor regardless of what state he's in" there is a reason why and it's unwritten undisclosed dialogue prior to the conversation in the chapter; Ranboo trusts Connor

- I said this to a comment but Ranboo's eyes are funky like that as a show of transition between states; Tommy didn't call them "mesmerizing" for nothing

- Not made clear in the fic but if you catch me depicting Ranboo with an unbuttoned jacket (i.e. you can see his lime vest against his red tie), he's Enderwalking

- Connor in the TftSMP Haunted Mansion flashback is from February, but Glatt is from the undisclosed future; Connor in the gym flashback is after that, and Glatt there is from sometime prior to that party and after Quackity's visit of the gym

- the glass Glatt plays with in the Mansion flashback is deliberately described as "half-full"

- I have to stress Schlatt's partiality to magical, mystical things btw; something about the character's insecurity and desire to make himself look bigger than he actually is I argue connects to the idea

- "People like you?" —While Schlatt feels powerful around Connor, someone who falls under "magical," a lot of those feelings are because of how Connor views Schlatt as person rather than the other way around

- Connor lied to Ranboo, he definitely knows how Schlatt gets the magical things he gets, but I don't (and can't think of a viable enough way how) so I left that part to the readers to fill in

- Sunsets are deliberately recurring imagery, particularly as a parallel to Wilbur's sunrise + majority of the server's partiality to the light of the sun

Chapter 2

- this chapter is named "If Someone Loves a Flower" because I had to make connections to the strong themes of love, romance, and dedications in common here with the title's source and the title's content

- that party was canon to Connor and I will ensure that here

- look I'm a "Connor is Sonic and Elise's lovechild" fan because this means I have a canonical reason to draw him as a proper hedgehog hybrid; he is depicted as such here

- Schlatt's horn is broken due to the White House incident with Quackity; the hc is that Q's shot broke big guy's left horn

- "Most don't last a week with you" —I refuse to believe Quackity was Schlatt's first partner; if anything, Quackity is definitely one of many hearts Schlatt has broken

- I like to think Karl's mental degradation makes him forget basic crafting recipes; the symptoms of the Castles' effect of him are inconsistent and deliberately so (though you'll see that more in The Planet With A Thousand Sunsets)

- Karl's list was a proposal plan set in Kinoko, though "Craft diamond rings" should tell you that immediately

- Karl's skin peeling to reveal colors is one of the Castles' symptoms; something about Karl losing what he's formed about himself during his time in the server and reverting back into the state he was in when he first joined

- "You're gambling against the House" was intended by Connor as an explicit reference to Quackity; Connor had heard of Las Nevadas in this flashback but has never been there yet; it's the acute awareness that the time travelling is putting a wedge between Karl and his fiances

- the stones Ranboo were carrying are Stronghold bricks from his "Laboratory"

- this chapter's Ranboo-Connor convo takes place after the wedding and before the prison visit

- Las Nevadas stripper Sam hc my beloved

- "The tone of voice Quackity had been using was very familiar to Connor. Nothing about that statement challenged his view of himself, however." —oh yeah, Connor can see his bestie Schlatt in Quackity, hence why he's able to rebut Quackity properly in response; it's their common desire to be seen as worthwhile and worth loving through an unhealthy approach to control

- the big question Connor asks Quackity was a gut-feeling type deal on Connor's end, particularly in regards as a means to find Karl in his next travel

Chapter 3

- "We Write of Eternal Things" is a particularly interesting line from the book, as this was said during the chapter where the Prince grapples with ephemerality, a subject which I thought was the main theme of the chapter about resurrection

- for symbolic reasons, imagine the sword stolen from Fundy's house as the sword Schlatt gave him, as unlikely as it would for it to be there

- Connor made invisibility potions because the last thing he wants is to gather attention towards him and Schlatt, especially after the act of necromancy that had happened prior

- Schlatt's resurrection was written as one that was worked towards and one that is desired and celebrated, in contrast to how Tommy's POV framed Wilbur's resurrection

Other parallels include:

Both of them rising in L'Manburg

Both of them going through visible changes after prolonged time in the afterlife

"I'm alive!" -> "I'm not dead!"

Wilbur rising with the sun -> Schlatt rising as the sun sets

Tommy was quite literally terrified of Wilbur and gave him a rather hostile welcome -> Connor literally embraces Schlatt and they gave each other pats, tail wagging and everything; emphasis on "Hold me, Connor! Hold me!"

- Connor's status as someone little involved with the grander happenings of the server (besides the stuff he does for Quackity in the book) has made him trustworthy to both Quackity and Awesamdude

- The crying obsidian has definitely kept any spilled blood in the cell fresh

- Connor's kind actions towards Dream are both sincere and deliberate

- The hardest part about writing this chapter was trying to portray Dream as vulnerable yet still cunning

- "You do have Sam and Quackity’s trust, after all.” “He doesn’t have theirs, and you don’t have his...but they all have mine, now that I think about it," — Connor trumps Dream by how he manipulates his own attachments vs how we all know how Dream dealt with his

- Forrbuscus (homage) my beloved

- I will neither confirm or deny my revived!Schlatt design as inspired by several ram!Tubbo designs

Chapter 4

- "Five Million Little Bells" because self-indulgent wedding chapter let's go

- oh yeah, Karl and Connor came back to the present; Sapnap and Quackity were having a confrontation in Kinoko and it involved a lot of fire

- Extra Castle symptoms: glitching and dripping i.e. Karl's form reaching a point of incomprehensibility

- themes about making efforts to improve one's own self and situation my beloved

- Tommy's suit to my knowledge is mirrored after Schlatt's own, and as such applies here when he went to the Karlnapity wedding

- Tommy and Connor's friendship my beloved

- I will neither confirm or deny killing off Mars and Beckerson offscreen

- I will leave it to the readers to decipher how the reconciliation happen, but I will confirm that bee duo snuck from the outpost to spy on the lover's quarrel a' la Egg incident at Foolish's house

- I based the location of Enoki through my memory of the server map; yes there are massive artificial bridges and tunnels that lead to the underwater city

- you can tell this was written before that one big outpost confrontation stream because of how Slime addresses Tommy and Connor

- Enoki refers to japanese winter mushrooms, inspired from "Kinoko" -> mushroom and "Nevadas" -> snowfall

- The Snowchester room in the Enoki building is part of Quackity's plan to try and get Tubbo on his side in this alternate outpost conflict

- "Velvet foot" is also another name for winter mushrooms

- Fundy deserves a restaurant

- Karl did the seating arrangements

- George volunteered to be officiator

- Purpled doesn't actually think that way about the polycule, this is just poorly packaged resentment towards Quackity getting happiness

- "Why did Fundy remember the time travel dream?" First, plot convenience. Second, it's a cool dream concept anyway. Third, I think we know that while Fundy forgets the details of these dreams, he remembers the ones that have a direct correlation to the present—this dream significantly affects the present hence why Fundy remembered some details of it; him focusing on the dream as a self-reflection on his potential helps him draw away from the fact that this dream is quite literally a snapshot of an event in the distant future—I had cc!Fundy in mind as Hughes Cox so the dream's allusions to the future were much much more clearer

- How well Quackity treats his Sam and Foolish is up to the readers to interpret

- Karl's been trying to move the library ever since he spilled the beans to his fiances; despite promising to be more honest with them about his travelling, he still refuses to let them into the library; neither of the two know that Karl lets Connor in sometimes however

- Foolish is missing from the Enoki independence signing due to backing out with Puffy and Eret's influence

- the outpost conflict in this universe becomes a proper server conflict compared to canon, with Enoki v Snowchester; this draws parallels to both the L'Manburg Revolution and Manburg v. Pogtopia, but it's really a faction-faction conflict one's more allowed to remain neutral in

- like honestly I can go on further with how things go in this canon divergence universe, like:

a Las Nevadas-Badlands alliance

Eret reestablishing his Knights with a roundtable composed of people he trusts, especially if they're already a foot in another conflict/faction

Revivebur being more isolated from faction-faction conflict so that he focuses on himself and healing properly (with Tommy, Phil, and Fundy as major players)

Puffychu reconciliation via the Syndicate

Ponk joining the Syndicate

Jack being a Spy for Snowchester through making business deals with Las Nevadas

Ranboo balancing his loyalties once again as conflict arises

integrating new members like Michael, Eryn, and Tina within this new au

but I am a lazy ass writer with shitty time management so uh, here's maybe a Schlatt resurrection and the beginning of his healing arc actually

- anyways I think this all I have to say, feel free to ask any more questions, especially questions about The Planet With A Thousand Sunsets