#WifeRing

[siriusdiamant]

Genuine Diamond Women Engagement Ring, 8K Solid Gold Wedding Ring, Round Cut Proposal Ring, Handmade Promise Ring, Anniversary Gift

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1788918323/genuine-diamond-women-engagement-ring-8k

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[angel-and-the-serpent]

its actually concerning how much i love amy pond and river song. like, look at these women.

they are going to be subjects of my next fanart I swear to lord

[corhore]

Cake factory

[lightsresonance]

Listening to an audio drama of the og Dracula and from my understanding of the classic text, I’ve currently surmised that Dracula was both a malewife and red flag checklist

[midnigtartist]

Can you guys send me some high quality .pngs of Gale’s face 👉🏻👈🏻 i wanna do a study

[shayminsh]

i miss u:(

WIFI MY WIFI I MISS YOUTOO IM SORRY IM SO BAD WITH COMMUNICATION RECENTLY I LOVE U

[avocadoism]

i feel like the love for harvey has been increasing lately. its good.

[isuruu]

She brings me such joy 🫶💕

[druckkugelschreiber]

Literally just said "time to write about Cipher Wifer" out loud.

Yes I'm okay. No need to be concerned

[a-hazbin-reader]

Alastor X Reader Headcanons

✅️Romantic

❌️Platonic

TW: Violence, Kidnapping, Alastor eating bitches

Description: Alastor's X Wife!Reader who gets kidnapped and how he deals with that

Alastor's relationship with you is a strong one, the two of of you drawn to each other in an almost supernatural way

But you also trust each other's strengths and aren't prone to stepping in each other's fights

Regardless of how powerful you are

I got your pinkie fingers bby go kick his ass

Holds your shopping bags for you while you go kick ass

Unless of course you ask him to

He likes it when you fix his hair afterwards, preening like a giant rooster as you do

THE POINT IS-

It's not like Alastor spends all his time glued to your hip or sending you out with bodyguards

You can take a damn walk by yourself

You do have a target on back though, if not because of your own strength/actions, then because of your husband

So it's not unusual when someone tries to pick a fight with you

But when you're suddenly ambushed and kidnapped, against the fact that you fought hard to avoid it

Fucking holy weapons

That's new

Well I suppose you'll just have to wait for your husband to come and get you out of this mess

*spits out blood*

Not you bragging about how fucked your kidnappers are once Alastor gets there

He's already going to be mad that they kidnapped his wife, but the fact that they've now put hands on you??? Made you bleed???

Oh they're so fucked

So just sit back and look pretty while you wait for your boo to come and rescue you

And you do look pretty

Keep your damn hands off

Alastor knows something is up when you don't come home, knows that someone must've gotten to you

If the old geezer watched tv maybe he would've known a little sooner

Maybe he would've known that your little fight made the news

Tf was he gonna do?? Wait for it to show up in the papers??

BREAKING NEWS!! RADIO DEMON'S BABE WIFE GETS KIDNAPPED AFTER EPIC BATTLE!

But when Angel shows him that you've been kidnapped Alastor literally just-

Makes this face:

Oh he's getting his wife back

RIP Angel's phone 😭

He's visibly very calm about the whole thing though, which makes the others even more worried

"Well then! I suppose I'll have to get Y/N back myself, won't I? You all wait here, I won't be long now~"

Alastor does give them a chance to give you back before he comes and hunts them down

It's one of the most terrifying radio broadcasts people have listened to but this is his WIFE we're talking about

On the inside he is VERY ANGRY

Even if they do bring you back he still eats them

Fuck them he never promised them anything

They took and HURT HIS WIFE

If they don't bring you back then they're going to be subjected to slaughter like they've never known before being eaten

Not him using his massive demonic form to rip apart their safe house

Anyone who doesn't know Alastor like you do will think he's being surprisingly playful about it all

But as his wifers you know he's raging by the look in his eyes 👀 not merely playing with his food

Not wifey just sitting back and admiring Alastor while he works 💅✨️

Damn this is really doing it for me

Admires how elegantly you stretch and rub your wrists after your bindings are undone, so graceful even after taking a beating

"Thank you, Alastor~ Right on time as always~"

He begs to differ

"Anything for you, my dear."

Won't really look at you until you grab his chin and force him to, Alastor giving you a guilty smile

Le kiss

Leans in to touch foreheads with you, the two of relaxing in each other's arms amongst the carnage

Casually licks the blood off your face to ruin the moment before taking your arm

"Now let's get you home, my darling~"

Doesn't leave you alone for the rest of the night, trying to hide the fact that he's fretting over you

You want to take a bath and get cleaned up? He'll help you!

You want to lay down and rest after a stressful day? He's actually pretty tired too so you two should go to bed together

Will 100% broadcast their screaming souls as a warning to anyone else who wants to try that little stunt again

Falls asleep to it actually, one arm wrapped around you as he drifts off so that when he wakes up, he'll know you're right there with him

He doesn't think any less of you, he's been beat before too

Don't remind him

Will absolutely call himself your hero for like a week straight and land himself in the doghouse by the end of it

[siriusdiamant]

Oval Cut Sapphire Engagement Ring, Women Wedding Gold Ring, Gemstone Solitaire Ring, Handmade Proposal Ring, Unique Promise Ring, Wife Gift

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1788919529/oval-cut-sapphire-engagement-ring-women

Celebrate your love with this stunning Oval Cut Sapphire Engagement Ring, meticulously crafted to capture the essence of elegance and timeless beauty. This exquisite women’s wedding ring features a breathtaking sapphire gemstone set in luxurious gold, creating a captivating solitaire design that is both unique and sophisticated.

[u3pxx]

wifge wife wife wife iwef wifer wife wifey wief

[corhore]

Inspecting the equipment.

[tigerdrop]

Hey You. do you want to help me pay for wisdom teeth surgery and also acquire a Rare and Exclusive mousepad

you can find them for sale on my wifers etsy page. i only have 18 of these and am not planning on making more so get em while theyre hot

i try not to e-beg on here but even with insurance its gonna cost me nearly 1k to get all 4 of them out. and the bone around them is starting to be eaten away so i gotta get it done Now. let me provide u with a goods/services in exchange for extortion money

[skybristle]

rbs > likes

wiferator.... for My Wife @princess--bongwater if you say anything weird ill kill you dead

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

Lucina-wifers should leave fandom because they don't actually like Lucina. They like the idea of her as their sexy waifu. Go drool over your borderline hentai gachas elsewhere, let Lucina be a borderline flat-chested badass truma case. She's not your shy, demure, blushy waifu or annoying tsundere. I hate trying to find fanstuff for Lucina and finding Lucina-wifers who turn her into a generic copy-pasta big titty waifu with the same personality all their other OOC waifus have, to the point you can copy and paste the names at will in their writings.

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