#Why are my friends like this

[yimra]

[ashesonpaper]

“You hate fucking Bonzo, I’m hate-fucking Bonzo. We’re not the same.”

- My Friend, April 18, 2024

[murderous-geese]

I came out to my friend as genderfluid and his legitimate response was "of course it was you I knew it quit taking all the gender juice the rest of us are dehydrated"

[kkolg]

This covo…

@chazz-is-a-zelda-fan

[1almostlesbian1]

Just a little collection of weird things my friend says

"You're built like a piece of celery that went through a wood chipper"

"What is a normal amount of fingers to have?"

*In a dying demon voice* "I wiLL RiP oFf yOUr sKin"

*casually* "One time I almost ran over a kid with my bike :)"

[skautism]

did not like the cyberstalking arc but it’s nice to be skautism again

[daddyjackfrost]

so, okay. i have this guy friend i love and he’s like one of my best friends and i used to like him a few years ago but got over it but now some of my university friends (because we go to the same university) are convinced that he likes me and that he wants me but i know him and i know i’m not his type and he’s not even ready for a new relationship and yet i find myself questioning everything and him and there’s a video of him smiling at me and it’s fucking with my head. you know when you have a dream about someone and then you start looking at them differently? it’s like that. i love him as a friend and yet…

[finiffy]

[silaceata]

I really need better friends, my currents close ones have been acting rly weird lately, and when I told one of them that I felt something was off, she immediately gaslit me and said "ngl i think whats off is that you are acting evasive" and honestly I feel like I’m going insane.

[hallowkinght]

Random Discord Argument

Friend: Imma be honest for the longest time I thought it said "yonk" on the peppermint patty lable.

Me: Can you not read cursive? Him: Nah, I never learned that shit. And its Yonk anyway.

his argument:

The discord is currently in chaos over this. And some are backing him up.

[yimra]

[graydagay]

On a scale of 1 to Neptune what level of gayness are you

What's further then Neptune

[murderous-geese]

HeLp why did I get this text with ZERO CONTEXT

[m-the-ut-and-aus-fan]

So I was playing with my sisters

I was playing "Work" with my sisters like in Bluey, We'll call them.... W and C. So C is a cat and 4, and W is a human and 7. So we were at the interview part, (I'm the boss by the way) And I say:

Me: So are you hard workers?

W: Yes!

C: Meow

Me: What?

W: She's a cat.

Me: I can see that, what did she say?

W: She said yes.

Me: *turns to C* Are you a hard worker? Yes? *Nods head up and down for yes* Or no? *Shakes head side to side for no*

C: *Shakes head side to side*

Me and W: *Laughing*

[1almostlesbian1]

Another collection of weird things my friends say

"I was so upset I grew another set of eyes"

"ITS NOT A DAD BOD, ITS A FATHER FIGURE"

"Dwo I triigger da gwaydwar?" *aggressively uwus*

"Oh no the baby got run over. Ohhhh.... Nooooo....."

[mushroomjuice]