#Why New York?

[hairscare]

i stumbled upon something i wasnt supposed to see at the mall today. im really at a loss for words

[dragon-spaghetti]

Do you think sinners miss the night sky..?

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[iteh3xael]

“Back in the eighties dungeons were becoming a thing in New York. Guys would pay a lot of money to come there and have some dominatrix tell them what to do. I was making leather pencil skirts for a lot of the doms, with holes in the back so that guys could kiss their ass. One day I was fitting a dom named Asia, and I told her: ‘I bet I could make more money than you without wearing stuff like this.’ She bet me I couldn’t. It was all a big goof. But then I started really thinking about it. Asia was making $150 a session, and that was real money. So I did the same thing I always do when I get an idea. I just ran an ad in the back of the Village Voice. Most of these girls were advertising how young they were. So I used the word ‘mature.’ And I figured out how to write ‘Jewish Guys Welcome’ in Yiddish, and I put that at the bottom. It was some of the easiest money I ever made. I never let them touch me. All I had to do was be a bossy black woman. And I could do that easy because my mother had been such a bitch. I’d pretend to be a school teacher, or a nanny. It was the dumbest shit. I just kept inventing crazy scenarios. And the crazier the scenario, the more money I made. One time I heard about a dom on the Upper East Side who charged $3,000 a week to kidnap a guy and lock him in her basement. I didn’t have a basement, but I knew a limo driver named Dean who liked to hustle like me. So every time I got a call from a new client, I’d say: ‘You want to be kidnapped, don’t you?’ And he’d start stuttering like: ‘Duh, duh, duh, duh.’ And I’d say: ‘Listen to me closely. Stand on the corner of 5th and 18th tomorrow at 3 pm. Don’t be late.’ Then I’d call Dean and tell him the plan. It was always easy to spot the guy. He’d be the one checking his watch and looking scared as shit. So we’d roll up in the limo, grab him by the collar, and pull him inside. Then I’d lock the doors and start telling him what to do. Everything went down in the back of the limo. Dean just rolled up the partition and kept his eyes on the road. At the end I’d give him $100, because I was getting $250 for that.”

[worstloki]

I actually think it would be so funny if Thor adapted to Midgardian clothing and such, wearing t-shirts and jeans and after Asgardians start settling on Earth that's generally what has to happen. But Loki keeps wearing his complicated leathery Asgardian clothing for the apparent sole purpose of jump-scaring any visitors to New Asgard

[deadpoets]

GILMORE GIRLS 02.21 | Lorelai's Graduation Day

[seafleece]

PICKMAN AND THE TRAIN.

my 2024 secret samol gift to ratvortex on twitter! admittedly the idea of pickman in the style of a western movie poster sort of got away from me… but nonetheless it was a ton of fun :3c below are some detail shots and some bonus sketches of the ladies in pickman’s life admiring her heroic countenance… to fulfill the prompt “pickman being fawned over”

[xxplastic-cubexx]

erik will genuinely jump at any chance he can to steal charles' last name and be so catty about it i know this for a fact WHAT is his deal

[Magneto (2011)]

[sherurose]

Armand and Daniel's adventures in 'The story of Daniel, the Devil's Minion or the Boy from Interview with the Vampire.'

[salamispots]

making a little comic with the little sea angel/sea butterfly friends 👀

+ some sketches when I went to the aquarium (again hhsh)

[marvel-lous-guy]

Steve: okay, team bonding exercises! What is everyone's biggest fear?

Clint: accidentally committing tax fraud

Sam: sharks

Nat: your more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark

Peter: actually, your more likely to be bitten by a stranger in New York than by a shark anywhere else in the nation

Clint: I'm changing mine to strangers in New York

Bucky: trains

[edmione]

I swear, the conversations between these two must be top tier to hear.

[constelationprize]

So when Neil Josten wants to keep a binder full of news clippings and pictures as a shrine to Kevin Day in a way to hold on to a good but tainted memory of his childhood and a life he can never have, no one complains. But when I, Riko Moriyama-

[cloudabserk]

had to make an appointment with the social security office and after waiting an hour to speak to them the woman told me she had “never heard” of new york city

[poppyfamily]

do you ever just think about the winners of smosh love is blind season one?

[genshin-impact-updates]

GENSHIN CONCERT TOUR Details Announced

Dear Traveler, amidst the gentle breeze, a familiar melody reaches you. The tales of your journey will harmonize into notes, bringing us together in real life.

Please visit the official event website to learn more about the sessions and ticketing information for the GENSHIN CONCERT.

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[the-new-york-groove]

The Four Stages of Being a New York Sirens Fan

I'm so excited for the new season--we look unstoppable!

Well, you can't win 'em all.

This team can't score first or win in regulation, but they always make me believe in the comeback.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH