#Who are those freaks on stage

[waruland]

Trying to figure out how to draw them ugh

[kematian-disreally]

DUDES, I WAS AT THE CONCERT OF WHO ARE THOSE FREAKS ON STAGE!!!

[cbab-freak]

Guys, guys, just hear me out...

What if there was a Crossover Swap AU where we swap these guys....

With these guys....?

[uno-fucking-momento-por-favor]

Ok so I’ve come up with a couple of headcannons abt the metal family

Glam loves caramel popcorn

(Ches ran out of regular buttered popcorn for movie night so he used a packet of caramel popcorn at first glam was hesitant but he ended up falling in love with it.)

Dee loves baking, ches taught him how but he’ll deny loving it if asked however he will constantly make baked goods and pass them out to the family and ches when he’s over

Glam sometimes stays up really late and is unable to get to bed until late as his body feels as though it’s still on his fathers schedule

His body is still stuck on the staying up until late hours of the night to either practice or meet up with ches and just about the only people who can get him to sleep when that happens are ches or (if she finds out) Vickey who will drag him to bed or if it’s really bad call ches if he’s not already their

Victoria went to every show ches and glam played after the two met just so she could hang out with the two and see glam

[vampirtreffpunkt]

Слабо пиво ноль пять залпом дробовиком? - Да в лёгкую

Взрываем чеку и пьём

Shotgun a beer boys

[scintillatingstarz]

PROSHIP DNI

haiii here’s some metal family redesigns i made recently… xP

made the bob n lordi one when my power went out a bit ago, and randomly decided to make glam n ches out of impulse.

they r just fur funsies they don’t have much behind them (ches’s was heavily based on his older designs though)

[crvstybowlofcereal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RCXqnmN3yQ

Study, study, study again

We were driven into the head did not have time to be born We did not choose an institution We were sent to school like prisoners And we will be there for ten years to beg for grades For five we can play - for a deuce they beat with a ruler I teach lessons, but in the head there is only one word And any of your schools is associated with it Chorus verse 2 I spend all my free time And in the summer I go to the country I'd rather play games You look - I would become an e-sportsman But there’s nothing I’ll turn off and so in twenty years I'll go to school with that booze and I'll scoff Over those who go to get smelly knowledge And in the minds of only one word I want to scream Chorus verse 3 I don’t need to drive here about nostalgia about school I know that in old age she is a nightmare For the fact that something was forgotten there - to wash the floor after school And you're like "WHAT THE FUCK I'M FORTY ALREADY" Chorus

^^^lyrics google translated from a comment written by Fan Toca∆

School Is Shit

[imchronicallydepressed]

I took a lot of cursed images last night while drinking with my friend. A few things need to be pointed out. Glam's fucken hands in the first image, followed by the faces of Ches, Lordi, and Bob.

The second image has me dead with Lordi falling off the chair. Bob is literally the only normal looking one in the group.

[waytray]

i heard that season 2 episode 5 may be coming out today!

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

No actually the band assuming chive and glam are fucking and never outright stating it (beyond the drummer's fucking bizarre convo with glam about condoms) is hilarious because it implies the band lives on with this misconception. To this day the rest of the band believes they lost their lead guitarist because he refused to move on after they fired his boyfriend & lead singer

[fangomango]

Yall are doing gallbladder burst so dirty :<

The light

Pathologist

The tale of a pine

Gallbladder burst

Melody of rain

Smell like cherry

schools shit

RATING THE "WHO ARE THOSE FREAKS ON STAGE" SONGS

(however I will not give any explanation, you can go to TikTok for that)

The Light

The Tale of a Pine

Smell Like Cherry

Pathologist

School's Shit

Melody of the Rain

Gallbladder Burst

[waruland]

The timing was too perfect I had to do it

[keii]

Bellamy in the goblin camp is my favorite version of him so far, I love choosing options that supports him being a fucking menace LOL

[uno-fucking-momento-por-favor]

The convo immediately after this was

Dee: Dad!? You were in a band!?

Glam: yep

Dee: with ches!?

Glam: yep

Dee: and your band name was whoarethosefreaksonstage?

Glam: yep, it was ches’s idea

Dee: why does that not surprise me

[timmydraker]

Tim calls a family meeting and everyone is assuming he’s got a big case he needs help with, which is alarming for someone who refuses to admit that some cases are beyond him.

So, everyone shows up at the cave only to be ordered upstairs by Alfred. For those who only showed up to make fun of Tim for needing help, this is confusing because case work ain’t allowed upstairs.

All do them figure out quickly that this means it’s not to do with Gotham or Ref Robin, but the man behind the mask.

Bruce and Dick were there first and because Damian is always with one of them, so is he.

Steph picks up Barbara and Cass, with Duke already at home and Jason showing up at the same time as Kate and Lucius.

When they all get into the lounge room used for when people are over, just two doors down from the actual family room, they all find themselves chatting casually as they stave off their own worries or confusion. Some of them try find out if anyone knows what’s going on, but when Alfred and Barbara reveal they have no idea, they give up and make a few guesses but no more.

When Tim finally comes in after Alfred received him, he looks tired.

It’s not usual for Tim to get distracted with work and not sleep for a while, but he will conk out for hours when he decides to and wake up alright.

The bags under his eyes, the redness within them, and the way he looks close to tucking himself into a ball…

Bruce is immediately leaning forward, opening his mouth to make sure his son is okay but Tim just raised a hand to silence him. “Just… just let me speak, okay? I need to do it now or I’m not going to be able to.”

Everyone gives him a nod or look of understanding, making him twitch a smile before inhaling deeply and psyching himself up.

“I have cancer.”

…

Nobody speaks as Tim exhales shakily.

Everyone is staring wide eyed at the young man before them, who just reached the legal drinking age, and trying to asses his physical form for an understanding of what he just said. They’re all trying to gain X-ray vision to see exactly what is hurting him all while trying to convince themselves they heard him wrong.

Tim closes his eyes and speaks automatically, leaning into facts like he always does when he’s freaking out, “I noticed I was getting by more tired and fatigued around last year. My doctor said I have a low white cell count but he wasn’t alarmed as it was still in the normal range. But a few months ago I started to note that bruises were taking far too long to heal and I was getting a lot of pain around my joints and bones.”

He inhaled again, shakier than before at the same time that Alfred sits himself down with a hand over his mouth.

“It’s stage 2 and because of my lack of a spleen it’s going to be a harder process for treatment but fortunately I own a medical company so there’s that at least.” He makes a sort of joking smile that falters immediately, falling into a pulled back frown that comes with someone whose about to sob as he adds, “But it’s also aggressive so I-I don’t know how-how to-fuck-“

Dick and Cass are immediately moving off the couches they are on and catch him as he finally crumbles into himself.

Bruce is next to follow, the stoic man openly crying for the first time in years.

Jason and Damian are in shock, both frozen in place as dread takes over their minds.

Steph is looking out the window, as if staring at some kind of his or deity and demanding an expiration as to why they have to hurt her loved ones so badly. She’s crying, but it’s silent which is all the more harrowing.

Lucius places a hand on Alfred’s shoulder to comfort the elder even as he himself itches to go comfort the young boy who helped him run the company when he was at his worst.

Kate leaves the room to go call Bette, needing her mentor because this is just something she can’t handle.

Duke is sobbing into his hands as he leans into Barbara’s lap. Barbara who is clinging to him like a lifeline as she feels her world shift once again, feeling so angry and confused at how one of them could be threatened like this. Of all the ways they could go out, was it really going to be cancer?

It was a harrowing experience for all of them to remember that they were human in more than just their flesh being able to bleed and be wounded, but for it to grow sick. For it to age and attack itself.

They were human at the end of the day and Tim…

In Metropolis, Clark Kent rushed into the bathroom at his work to throw up as he heard a conversation miles away.

[gaywineauntsstuff]

I love the idea of Dick being all the Batkid's favourite sibling but in violently different fonts.

Jason: Dick and Jay canonically have a pretty solid relationship but i'm partial to the Jason was around for Dick's rebellion stage and so Dick doesn't think he has to worry about the pedestal thing bc Jason has absolutely seen him violently hungover before he was legally allowed to drink font of this

So by the time Jason comes back and is no longer trying to murder Tim (except psychologically) Dick decides... Well he's evil sometimes but also I can finally tell someone all the Titans drama. So him and Jason meet up like once month if they're in the same city and get progressively drunker while shit talking their teams and Bruce.

Also I hate the Dick and Robin!Jason didn't get along. They absolutely did, Dick was like 0.5 seconds away from taking Jason to live with the titans permanently.

Tim: 'Oh Jason is Tims Robin, Oh Dick betrayed Tims trust.' in the name of the orange dude y'all elected twice W R O N G. Tim Drake used to watch VHS tapes of the flying Graysons routine. He wasn't even a batman Stan first. That came after he saw Robin do a quadruple summersault. Tim is a Dick Grayson fanboy first Person second. Like Tim canonically saw Jason die and went lmao skill issue, imagine not being like Dick Grayson i'm better. When Dick first started training him, he'd consistently excuse himself go to the other room, hyperventilate over Dick Grayson teaching him how to train surf. Dick is not just his idol he's also a pretty substantial part of Tim's support system. He calls Dick when he's going through something or is stuck on a case. And he knows that Dick will always have his back. They have like the unrealistic adorable sibling relationships from Tv that don't exist irl. Tim also does that awkward shuffle thing after fights bc they're still siblings and Dick just pretends the fight didn't happen until Tims calm again

Damian: You have to understand Damian thought he'd have to basically do the league all over again. He lands with Bruce and those ideas are soundly rejected and he now has no trust or respect and he has to adjust. And Bruce is doing his holier than thou, you should know better 10yro who literally was brainwashed as a child act, like Tim didn't have to pull him away from straight up becoming a villain and Dick didn't have to put him in his place with his fists a couple times a year (we love Bruce really). Then Bruce gets Time-streamed, Tim runs away and now the circus freak is BATMAN. Except the circus freak is also a sadistic bastard to criminals, despite being made out of marshmallows to you. Dick hangs people upside down off high buildings for information and cackles as Nightwing. He also listens to Damians worries and helps him deconstruct his bias view of the world. Dick canonically set the standard for child heroes and is among one of the most beloved and trusted heroes despite being marshmallowy and refusing to murder people. Dick is kinda like Damians stand in non pretentious moral compass until he learns his own one later on. Hence why Damian adores Dick Grayson more than anyone really.

in summary support my agenda that Dick and Jason are gossipy drinking buddies, Tim absolutely had a Dick Grayson Shrine as a child and Damian calls Dick to double check that he still cannot kill Timothy (its now entirely a joke.... mostly)