#White Girl Wasted

[iloveclark1]

who let my gf get drunk..

I mean I’m not that surprised bc she literally went STRAIGHT TO THE BAR to drink away her feelings after the LSU loss last year 😭😭

[aquatoon22]

I don't know why no fighting game has ever had their Drunken Fist master be a drunk party girl. Just imagine a normal teenager who happens to be a natural warrior when she's white-girl wasted.

Her story mode is her getting lost from the party and she keeps wandering into every other character in the tournament until she beats the final boss. Then the ending is her hungover the next morning, with no clue where she is, who all her new friends are, or why she's a billion dollars richer.

[saynotowhitegirls]

White men be like: "Honey, I think I need to take my car to the mechanic because it's acting up again."

The mechanic:

[pee-boner-clenching]

you wouldnt last a minute in the asylum they kept me in

[omgmyotpeeeee]

Am I getting white girl wasted while searching buddie on tumblr… yes. Yes I am.

Anyways… ignore my reposts for a while… or don’t… I don’t control you.

[junipers-unknown]

"drive me to get limes I want to get white girl wasted" honey a true white girl can get wasted on anything

[mr-dusk14]

[links2ndbrain]

Me and wifey hit up Gerudo Town for drinks, got white girl wasted, I threw up all over Riju’s floor and my lap, Zelda took me home and I fell asleep on the floor. I think it was a good ‘fuck the calamity’ festival.

[astral-ii]

swag girl comeback when?

[pee-boner-clenching]

one for a liddle while......my fave colour is geen followed by Yellow I dont rlly have my hair this shade **often but for rn it works til I go back to forever acid

[kvetch19]

[butchmarner]

Wait a sec I recognize those tattoos- MITCH MARNER WHAT ARE YOU DOING GROPING ANOTHER MAN'S ABS AT HIS WEDDING

[g0thxbrat]

Feed yr head

[ketchuplaser]

We getting white girl wasted before grilling

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: F-Zero: GP Legend [2003]

[female-rappers]

M Row - White Girl Wasted