#Whichever

[deecotan]

"Oh! Oh! Jail for Soundwave! Jail for Soundwave for One Million Years!!!"

This was a lot funnier in my head

[coulrozzgrub]

Ultimate block tier list

[s-darling-art]

Jaye makes a return!!!

[the-hydroxian-artblog]

[luna-the-cretar]

You know, since joining the LOA fandom, I’ve been introduced to ships that initially make me think “what the fuck, why is that a ship? That makes no sense”, then I think about it (the characters and their dynamic) for longer than 2 seconds, and come to the realization that it actually does make sense, and now all of a sudden yall have converted me to said ship

[chamm0y]

yall wont probably get this at first but its incredibly funny to me

[starlovincowboy]

Yk how in the movies when the guy would spray some weird type of shit in his mouth before kissing a girl?

That's Richie but with sour candy spray before kissing Eddie

[justaz]

“who lives, who dies, who tells your story” is so merlin after arthur’s death (minus some parts of course) making sure his legacy remained in tact

“who tells your story?/(eliza)/i put myself back in the narrative” the prophecy spoke of both merlin and arthur but merlin hid himself away and let it be arthur’s story until the end when he reclaimed the narrative and retold everything as it actually happened

“i stop wasting time on tears/ i live another fifty years/its’s not enough” obviously immortal merlin

“i rely on angelica/while she’s alive, we tell your story” gwen. angelica is gwen here. merlin and her both worked to keep arthur’s memory alive

“i speak out against slavery/you could’ve done so much more if you only had time” merlin speaking out against the persecution of his kind in every kingdom (bc i believe gwen repealed the ban after everything but that hatred uther sowed ran deep). arthur was meant to do this but his life was cut short leaving it in merlin’s hands. but since arthur isn’t there, merlin doesn’t make a whole lot of difference. arthur could’ve done so much more if he was there

[the multiple lines detailing what she did in hamilton’s memory] merlin spreading arthurs story and as a result having many portraits and books made of him and then later in the future many movies and shows made of him. statues and museums filled with arthur and camelot.

“oh, i can’t wait to see you again/it’s only a matter of time” merlin waiting for centuries for him to come back and still building these shrines in his memory so everyone remembers him

“who lives, who dies, who tells your story?” gwen, arthur, merlin. in that order.

[inprogress-predicament]

This time, its the Wayne Family As Psych Quotes!

Part 3 now

[wtimetravelgentlemen-notsfw]

faithful to fallen

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

everybody like "what if vaggie used to be an exterminator angel?" chanting the theory directly into my brain "what if that's how she met charlie and then fell for her, literally" im exorcising the idea with this

bonus meme:

[altocat]

Also let it be known that I am currently running on like three hours of sleep atm so if you squint you might catch a glimpse of

[s-darling-art]

Took “I’m no one’s Son” so seriously he transitioned 😌😌

Without the text

[peachyykira]

Rude that none of you are here to cuddle me :(

[hidden-by-a-trench-coat]

Hi, hello STFH fandom??? Yeah, I know a new longform just came out but I can't get Phantom Begruvia and Father Andrews out of my head for absolutely no reason so please have some shippy headcanons about them because I'm going insane. They came out of nowhere and took over my neurons

This is a really long post btw so beware

OKAY, ready?

in my mind I think Begruvia would prefer holding Andrews than being held simply from the sense of control that he gets - but also I think he’d have a secret soft spot for being held, too because it makes him feel safe. But specifically only from Andrews

I think Begruvia would be clingy. I can’t exactly explain why? It just kind of makes sense to me. Maybe something about all that pining or being worried about losing it all, idk. I also think he'd be very protective about Andrews, even if he never openly admits it. But he'll go out of his way to make sure Andrews is okay. Like anyone even vaguely threatening Andrews? Beguriva is instantly staring daggers at them somewhere nearby with fire in his eyes if they even so much as try anything

I think Begruvia would be the one to fall first, but it would be really reallllllyyyy gradual. Like sooooo so slow. Like think slow burn, but the slow burn takes an actual 2000 years before it stars burning. That’s how long it takes him to realize. And it’s not until they meet again that he’s like, 'wait. What. What are these like. Feelings???' And then he realizes that like, the revenge that he thought he wanted/the anger that he felt was actually just him pining for 2000 or so years

I don’t know about Andrews, though… I think he wouldn’t even consider it until after the 2000 years and maybe takes sympathy on Begruvia and then after a while he falls, too - though I imagine it would also be pretty gradual (but not 2000 years gradual, lol)

They would live in Andrews house for... Kind of obvious reasons (Begruvia does NOT have a house) but I imagine it would take them some time to get used to. In my mind they would have started sharing a bed out of either necessity or Andrews being like "I need to keep an eye on you" and then after a while it just becomes a habit

I think Andrews would do most of the house work, half because it’s his house and half because Begruvia doesn’t really do anything

I don’t think he’d mind, though. I think he’d just ask Begruvia to do basic stuff

Maybe he teaches Begruvia how to cook and for a while Andrews is the better cook out of the two of them, but then after learning Begruvia turns out to be wayyyyy better than Andrews so Andrews has him do most of the cooking, lol. I think Begruvia would enjoy cooking

I think Andrews would be better at baking, though? Idk. I just see them making deserts together 

On the other hand, Andrews does like. All of the cleaning. He asks Begruvia to do the dishes and he just. Never does. And Andrews reminds him tons and tons of times - and maybe he does it once or twice (or when Andrews is sick/tired and he almost feels bad) but after a while Andrews just gives up asking him because he knows it won’t happen

They do the shopping together, though, even if Andrews sometimes regrets it

I think Beguriva would convince Andrews for them to get a cat (I think Begruvia would be a cat lover)

That or he ‘convinces’ Andrews and Andrews had been against it before because it was a lot of work and he didn’t really know how to take care of a cat or if they could, but then Begruvia just like. Finds a kitten and brings it home one day and Andrews is just like “well shit, I guess we have a cat now because there’s no way we’re giving it away” and so then they have a cat

Andrews very quickly loves this cat

Begruvia gets to name it, though, and it’s the most wild name ever so Andrews either shortens it or gives it a nickname

I think it would be a tortoiseshell cat

Begruvia hears the cat’s breed/color/whatever you call that and gets angry about it because “WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘TORTOISE-SHELL’ IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A TORTOISE SHELL AT ALL”

I think the cat would like Begruvia more and it makes Andrews sad

Andrews will call the cat and it will completely ignore him, but then Begruvia calls from across the house and the cat is like !!! and goes running and Andrews is like, wtf why... :C

Over time I think Begruvia would learn to enjoy living a quiet life. At first I can imagine him being bored all of the time and just wanting to do things and cause chaos, but after a few years he kind of realizes that he likes the quietness of it all and just living alone with Andrews is nice and that’s all he wants in life

Okay, I'm going to inevitably have more thoughts, but for now I think that's more than enough - but if I think of more I will add them in the reblogs. Thank you for listening to my ramblings about these two, I love them - if you have any ideas please feel free to share