#monster fuckers fight

[angeloftuesdayy]

"I don't know who I am, if I am not you"

(re-design of Lucifer's true form, bc what the heck was this gooey skeleton?!)

[sparrownnax]

anyways. reblog this post if you love Belinda and understand that her relationship with Jory could not have worked out. ignore to join the official discord.

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

hoLY SHIT DREAM IS ACTUALLY TERRIFYING WHAT OMG

[poisonousquinzel]

Poison Ivy (2022-) #22

Janet may still unfortunately be alive but hey at least Ivy gets to look badass and scary and so uh not attractive aha👉👈

[sweetpupii]

I will not allow myself to be disrespected by a man unless it's mk9 noob saibot thank you very much for listening to my Ted talk

[sunshineneedsaplacetokeephernsfw]

Once upon a time I found vampires as a boring option as a monster fucker/lover. Mainly because I just saw them as pale humans who drink blood and had yet to see a piece of media take full advantage of the differences between humans and vampires and all the interesting things a vampire/human relationship could offer.

Mainly because I hadn't seen a lot and only exposure was a few posts in the teratophilia tag that didn’t sell me. But having recently consumed a piece of media that sold me on just how interesting a vampire/human relationship could be and all of the fun things that could be done with it. (If you've seen my blog at all recently, you know exactly what I'm talking about)

So since my adhd brain won't shut up about all the things that could be done with it, I will ran about the things that can be done with it here.

Sorry that it's probably disorganized and certain words might be repeated a lot. This is just me writing down all of my thoughts.

First of all there's all of the different features of vampires that different tellings of them offer. There's the obvious stuff like fangs and drinking blood to survive, sunlight being harmful to them, being able to turn into a bat, them being immortal. And there's also some things someone might forget at first like not being able to see them in mirrors, or even garlic being harmful to them. Maybe these things wouldn't be that useful to consider when writing a smut oneshot, but they are small details that would effect their life and interactions they might have with a human.

Like, maybe the human is inspecting themselves in the mirror and the vampire sneaks up behind them and whispers "Boo". The human jumps before laughing and playfully shoving the vampire away but leans into their touch after they snake their arms around the human's waist. Or maybe vampires can't be seen in pictures, much to the human's dismay because they want to remember what the vampire looks like, so they teach themselves to draw so they can draw what the vampire looks like and can always look back at that picture.

Or them trying to figure out what to do when they realize the vampire will outlive the human by a lot.

Or since vampires are stereotyped to live in gothic mansions (at least from what I can tell), lean into that gothic aesthetic. Or have them live somewhere else and lean into the aspects or aesthetic that would come with that.

But my favorite thing of all about vampire/human relationships is the dynamic and potential power dynamic or imbalance that could present.

Of course, if someone wants to write a healthy romance, they might not want to lean into that. But it could still be done in an interesting way of the characters doing their best to figure out how to have a healthy relationship and communicate with each other if they see something that could potentially become an issue and come up with a solution.

The fact that they rely on blood to survive and are much stronger and faster than humans immediately introduces a predator aspect to them which could create an interesting dynamic between the vampire and what they would usually consider food.

And even then, the abilities that make vampires so much more stronger and dangerous to humans could lead to a feeling of superiority over humans in vampire society and make it even more difficult for a vampire to interact with a human without treating them as food or a pet, or simple amusement. But humans and vampires still have the same mental capacity and ability to make connections, and potentially long for someone to be with. And how those two sides could mix or collide or be at war with each other.

It would be interesting to see how the relationship starts off like with the vampire only seeing them as a future snack or amusement, and how it slowly changes as they interact and then the journey of how it blossoms into a legitimate romance. Or it could be an exploration of the toxic elements and power imbalance in the relationship and how it effects the characters (like in Castlevania how Lenore legitimately cares about and is attracted to Hector, but still treats him like a pet in some cases).

Of course, you don't have to write vampires like this. Your world building and the ways vampires see or interact with humans could be completely different and that's okay, just make sure to explore it.

And obviously not all vampires will act the same, each will have their own personalities, ways they decide to feed, and how they decide to interact with humans. You could have a world where most vampires despise humans, but have a vampire that's never interact with much other vampires and tries to live in hiding amongst humans instead and does their best to gain their blood through methods that won't hurt others. Or maybe if there's a vampire that doesn’t realize they’re treating their human friend like a pet. Or a vampire that plans on keeping the human around until their bored or hungry, but end up developing actual feelings along the way and can't imagine a life without them (which could either develop into a sweet love confession or them becoming even more possessive).

Overall, I just really like it when vampire/human stories really explore aspects like these. And stories when it would be impossible to switch out the vampire with a human without the story not making sense.

And while the main dynamic I talked about is very good for dark romances, it's also really sweet if it's about a love so strong that it overcomes all of these obstacles any vampire/human interaction would come across

[streetfarterturdstrike]

One look at that deflated dehydrated rasin tit and all potential horniness for this man went up in flames

[upaqu]

Coloured Rekage Sketch

[panboiiibish]

Anyone else watch the move Sweetheart and just sit there wondering when they will fuck? Like dude I was down bad almost begging for the monster to catch her and instead of killing her he would snuggle into her warm human skin with his cold fish like face. >/////<

[ragrfisk]

You spelled “fuck” wrong.

[minai28]

One Clive. Without his wife.

[jonathanbyersphd]

S1 Nancy would've punched Jason (yes I'm still thinking about it)

[netheris]

The Hat Man can now be attacked kn Art Fight!

[fruitsofhell]

Random funny headcanon: So story of Dyna Blade and how Kirby accidentally beat it up for terrorizing Dreamland only to realize it was doing that to care for its chicks, and then Kirby took responsibility and raised the chicks while Dyna got better, yeah? Galacta Knight basically did that as a kid with the 4 dragon pups who would become Landia, except worse.

In short, Galacta was also a child hero, but mainly through being a kinda unhinged monster hunter. So when he hears about some big dragon terrorizing his home, he is absolutely stoked to kill something. And he does, because he doesn't really have Kirby’s mercy shdfgjshd. But like with Landia, after defeating the mother he realizes it was fighting so ferociously to protect its children. He’s not merciful, but he isn’t heartless, so he adopts the little dragonlets, half cause its the right thing to do and half because its cool to have pet dragons.

But at the same time, Galacta is incredibly insensitive and really liked keeping trophies so...

Cant say he didn’t raise them well.

[studdedleatherandchantillylace]

Saw a post that was like red flags but don't care and it was all pictures of sexy killers from movies and TV. I wanted to be weirded out but then I halted and thought whoa there monster fucker, people who fantasize about werewolves in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

But then again, monsters don't ask to be monsters. Killers kill on purpose. Food for the dumpster fire that constitutes debate these days.