#What have you

[canisalbus]

Would you classify Machete as neurodivergent at all? Like in an autistic way? Or is it just the overwhelming ambition, trauma, and anxiety?

I think I've projected so many of my own autistic traits on him over the years, chances are he's at least a little bit on the spectrum.

[chheese-mmmhh]

buck is actually the most bisexual person to ever exist methinks…doesn’t even matter if they make it canon because LOOK AT HIM…listen to the words he says and you tell me that’s not a bisexual

[netscapenavigator-official]

Fields of Mistria's biggest mistake was choosing an art style that makes all the characters extremely fuckable...

and then not making all of the character's fuckable.

[marketfreshfics]

Hey mutuals - read tags 🤍

[sangkalibutan]

Skipping stone

[vanivenivici]

happy “AND HERE COMES AKECHI WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!” day to those who celebrate

[mivolasvivi]

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[scifiandthedoctor]

Hey Tumblr, just saying if you slam a “protect my blorbos at all cost” shirt - hoodie thing in the store. That I’d buy.

[trolls-confessions]

similarly i think that, due to their small size, country trolls don't seem like much of a threat to bigger things on their own. but there's not a single critter in lonesome flats with better endurance, and since trolls are social by nature.... country trolls as the apex predators of lonesome flats basically. but only in groups bc they can be taken out alone.

also i think techno trolls are kinda similar; on their own they're not much and can even be prey to many species, but in groups they ball up, flash their lights, swim in tandem, and can confuse and strip bigger creatures to the bones. living in the ocean may be playing on hard mode but they've evolved for this shit, very few creatures that can fit in techno reef would dare attack a group of techno trolls.

and then,,, funk trolls are kinda giving me giraffe vibes??? like in their prehistory before they started forming societies they climbed trees and used their long necks to reach choice fruits and leaves. but i think they were omnivorous, OR maybe facultative herbivores (mostly eat plant matter but will not pass up free protein when it's needed/available), and like every other troll their social nature lended them an advantage when it came to making meals out of other critters. and maybe they even have really strong kicks like giraffes do!

and then classical,,,,, i'm getting bird vibes, but those are obvious, and bug vibes bc their wings are kinda gossamer,,,,, i think they have a strong instinct for mobbing behaviors against perceived threats (though in modern day i think they tend towards a cultural pressure to be as organized as possible in their mobbing/keep the orchestra in order).

and then rock trolls live in a volcanic area, which means they probably have areas with really fertile soil and areas with a lot of lava, but they otherwise have very strong facultative carnivore vibes to me. they have tough scales/fur/skin and strong bites and might have been ambush predators in their prehistory??? maybe idk i'm just spitballing ideas

and finally.... pop.... i really don't know. i think they probably needed and still do need a lot of sugar in their diets, which they can easily get from nectar and fruit and the like. and though the forest we see in canon isn't exactly like a humid jungle it still gives me wild jungle vibes so i think they rely very much on their hair to get around and attack prey & predators. i think other tribes also rely on their hair but pop trolls use theirs the most/are adept at personal camouflage. i also think that even pre-bergen pop trolls were never really at the top of the food train. only country and rock are towards the top (and possibly funk) of the food webs in their native ecosystems

This is very interesting anon!!! Also as someone who has spent their whole lives in the pacific northwest the troll forest personally gives me temperat rainforest vibes but thats just meeeeee

[grim-has-issues]

God help me, I think I just started writing a paper about Audio RP.

[dont-open-dead-inside-25]

family member got admitted into the psych ward :/

[curejiraiya]

I don't really draw anything else

[napneeders]

modern au where Stede has his usual midlife crisis business venture & Frenchie is secretly living at his workplace & Stede's apartment is also adjacent to the business & the usual blackbonnet beats happen & (now we get to the point) for whatever convoluted reasons Frenchie and breakup-robe Ed find themselves locked in the bookshop/office/whatever over the weekend. then they make out (you can see I have a wide range of FrenchiEd concepts)

[laughingupfromhell]

The obsession a lot of you have with Taylor’s drinking habits is borderline inappropriate and downright insulting. Taylor is a 33 year old woman who is capable of having two drinks without being wasted, drunk, or even tipsy. Taylor has always behaved this way at awards shows for the entirety of her career, none of which anyone thought to accuse her of being drunk five minutes in when she was attending these awards shows earlier in her career. It’s been the last 5ish years that y’all have decided she’s incapable of dancing, being silly, or having a good time without being intoxicated and it gets so far under my skin. Im in no way insinuating that Taylor is a prude or has never been intoxicated at an after party or event, but she’s also a professional who made multiple speeches last night and was literally just having a good time.

[mivolasvivi]

Engineering ethics professors must be having a field day with the Oceangate stuff

[unicornery]

also maybe it’s naive but I always assumed people came to tumblr normal and then got tricked into liking stuff like superwholock from being here?