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I keep fish and sometimes breed them (free fish hack). At the moment I have some beautiful fellows that are getting up there in age, so it's time to create more.

I separate all of my fish by their gendies as soon as you can possibly tell them apart to keep the population of my tanks where I want it, and to prevent inbreeding (and all of the complications that stem from that). These lads have effectively never seen a girl.

When I added the female to continue their legacy, they didn't know what to do. So they did what any respectable man might do in that confusing situation: ignored her and continued having sex with each other.

So preoccupied with one another are they that I'm honestly not sure if they will ever include her in any way that matters. Their bloodline ends with gay sex, and tbh, I kinda love that for them.

The g in lgbtq stands for guppy. 🌈

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THE PITT: SEASON 1 • HOUR BY HOUR

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unfinished 2023 playlist but I stand by it

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Enemies-to-lovers? NO. Enemies who stay enemies while menacingly making out with daggers pointed at each other’s throats

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i think tumblr should have separate buttons for "not interested in this post because it sucks/is irrelevant to me" and "not interested in this post because I've seen it 7548231 times"

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🍓💌 she’s doing fine

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Izzy having ragged cuticles because Ed picks them in addition to his own

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continuation to my Ed "ADHD" Teach using Izzy's dick as a stim toy and cockwarming as uh. a form of body doubling? concept: Stede wants to try it but Izzy is like I need a doctor's note that you're entitled to accommodations

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anyway back to captain's stim toy izzy thoughts. stressball. cockwarming. Ed doing like a meditative painting/abstract mind map by dripping candle wax on izzy's back while he brews up his next brilliant plan

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i didn't realise the pitt finale was coming out this week (because I'd labelled it "next week" in my head and as per usual forgot to update that label when the week changed) but I'm 6.5 episodes into rewatching so now I don't know if I should finish all of this. or skip ahead to the last few eps. or go straight to the new one

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the good news is I snekt in some keywords quite effortlessly and the bad news is that somehow there's repetition all over the place just from me

what do you mean "be sure to use the keywords from the job posting" my deal has always been "avoid repetition like the plague"

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And all of my devotion turns violent.

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i need him begging for forgiveness on it

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hiii i love you

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hiii i love you

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I'm not shipping anyone on the pitt btw like I guess the lesbians can flirt but so help me god if any of these mentor/student relationships turns romantic on some contemporary storytelling pressure