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I just found out that one of my siblings- who is nigh-vulcan in their pragmatism to the point thay every pair of pants they own are the same identical pair shipped directly from the factory, and once described their preferred home aesthetic as, "needs a mattress", has been purchasing the same brand of soap in a single annual bulk order in a wildflower scent because they like it

And this is probably meaningless to you, but you must understand. I love this sibling. This sibling is my best friend. But so long have they been a monk-like beacon of simple, straightforward, practical efficiency that I feel like I've learned something scandalous about a beloved public figure

I feel like I just walked into the shittiest strip club in town and saw Bob Ross making it rain, do you understand

Wildflower soap?????

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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

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Am I festive yet

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one of the funniest things I see people say about "standard english" btw is californians who are like "yeah basically all american english speakers speak the same way so it makes sense to call that 'standard american english'" because you know they only perceive it that way because californian english has like every single vowel merger simultaneously so they can't tell the difference between other american english varieties. they're fish who don't know they're wet

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maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

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this whole movie is fuckin wild i love it

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4, 23

4. Watched “Juno” and really loved it. I know it’s not new, but it’s such a good movie.

23. Respect the balance

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I just found this in my archives. I know you guys will appreciate it.

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Nothing is more annoying than electronics that lose charge while not in use. How do you get discharged just laying there. Don't piss me off