#What does that mean?????

[dollfishu]

can you translate kalego's bio from the fanbook. i haven't seen it anywhere

Sure thing! Here you go:

School Teacher

Naberius Kalego

Insidious but solemn homeroom teacher of the Abnormal class.

The lead teacher to create the "Teacher's Manual". He is proud and strict, but he puts his students first. He becomes the homeroom teacher of the Abnormal Class because he was bedridden after Iruma summoned him as his familiar.

PROFILE:

◆ Apparent Age: 35 years old

◆ Birthday: February 14

◆ Height: 182cm

◆ Weight: 65kg

◆ Family Ability: Secret

◆ Familiar: None

◆ Rank : 8

◆ Division Affiliation (Battler): There is no particular division that he supervises.

◆ Subject in Charge of: Familiar summoning, etc.

◆ Demon(s) he watches out for: Abnormal Class (especially Iruma), Opera (unwillingly), Shichi....Balam.

◆ How he spends his free time: Cactus collecting, music appreciation, placing brand new bedsheets.

◆ Ambition: Peacefulness

Famous Quotes:

『Let's enjoy this attraction... solemnly.』

He is a high-ranking demon and quite powerful. He defeated a huge summoned monster at an amusement park by himself.

Osamu Nishi's Untold Character Creation Story

He is an unfortunate teacher who is always pushed around by the Abnormal class, but he always repays them back many times over (laugh). After the festival, I feel that he plays the piano more often than before. He seemed to enjoy the festival in his own way.

[ibenology]

don’t know when i phased over into a new dimension but I startled awake at 4:30am and the first thing I see is that Dan and Phil have released a synthbeat album with hits like Cheeky Banter, Are They Fighting and Phantasy Land

[livesbetweenpages]

[image ID: "You can rest assured this time that I'm not going out on a giant cliffhanger," Minear says of next week's fall finale, which serves to wrap up several different ongoing storylines. And thank goodness for that. After the Nov. 21 episode, we won't get a new 9-1-1 until March 6. We don't have the upper body strength to hang from a cliff for four months.

Still, Minear does tease that next week's episode will plant the seed of an intriguing new storyline.

In his words, "There's a thing embedded in Episode 8 that's going to make the fans go, 'Wait, what now? What did you say?"]

[neilperryismine]

guys why does it say a post is “mature content” so no one can see it????😭

[squishmelo]

(Nsfw) Bro I can't

I was fucking my boyfriend and came, and in my ear he says "Tranquil as the sea when you come"

[memesandmusicalss]

best part about being german is being able to listen to the actual comedian harmonists and know what they're talking about

[sincaraz]

hello???

[james-p-sullivan]

does anyone ever wake up in the middle of the night and furiously make a note on their phone only to wake up and have to try and decipher what was so important you had to jot it down at 3AM?

on an unrelated note what the fuck does this mean?

[thetorturedbolter]

was anyone going to tell me that a new clip from GO2 dropped or was i just supposed to find that out myself???? WTF?????

[birdstruck]

thinking about how pretty much all of the other pilots know each other in some capacity but they don't even recognize bob. wtf does this mean

[savrenim]

......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

[rpftourney]

Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[yakityyaku]

very funny (irritating) to me that everyone whined and yelled about stupid rainbow capitalism and how performative wokeness/allyship is a net bad we should all refuse to support and now like.

tumblr is doing nothing for pride and target isn't selling much (if any) of their pride collection offline except at certain stores (in democratic areas, basically) and build a bear has a much tinier collection than normal and all the actual pride stuff is on their "adult" website (not sure if it's in stores, but pride = adult is a hell of a message)

there are genuinely good criticisms for performative allyship in all its applications. it shouldn't be the only thing we expect from people and companies. but if all the shit I see being called performative stopped tomorrow then in terms of the LGBTQ+ community especially we just. wouldn't talk about queerness or queer issues or celebrate pride or do anything.

open your fucking eyes. we are very close politically to having gay marriage rolled back. now companies are basically being let off the hook to even make a miniscule effort (which matters to the people who don't have access to any other kind of support in their communities! which normalizes the community in public spaces!) because the only reaction they have gotten over the last few years are negative ones from BOTH sides.

we are so entrenched in discourse at all times for the sake of our OWN performance of who is the wokest and who is REALLY an ally or a good community member that we have basically handed over all the work of activists of the last several decades to the other side because we'd rather scream at each other over fucking chicken restaurants and shit than the real life backsliding that's happening.

and this goes for other shit too. feminism, poc rights, all of it.

also. trans rights aren't discourse and aren't just culture war arguments. in case any terfs think they can spin this to be antitrans.

[arcanejude]

ARCANE 1.03 || 2.06