#What About The Gilfs
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Just wanted to say hello to you as a fellow wife of an elderly fictional man (I'd have sent this ask via my hubby-centric sideblog if I could figure out how but oh well), I hope you and you and your dimensionally scattered husband are doing well đ
Your art is lovely BTW!
aren't seniors just the best? you know a man is truly handsome when all of his teeth fall off and his wrinkly smile makes you swoon anyway
oh im doing just peachy for a clinically insane individual thank you for asking
#inbox#the-entity-down-the-street#artwork#wingdings and me#50+ in this here blog only#always nice to meet a fellow senior citizen appreciator#mid 40s doesnt count as old man we're talking retirement to nursing home here.#What About The Gilfs
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me, getting notifs on twitter: *baby's first time being harassed by unhinged Romys <3* Sure, go off, lol. *proceeds to draw Magneto eating Rogue out*
#magneto#rogue#rogueneto#antis#ship discourse#lmfao keep screaming âGROOMINGâ#these are the same guys who called Entrapta being fond of Hordak âgroomingâ/âmanipulationâ/âtoxicâ too then they learned she was 30+ lmfao#or when they said an autistic woman cant be in a relationship be it sexual/romantic and took away her agency. im so tired of antis bruh#cant you just spend your time focusing on creating content for your ship and enjoying what you have instead of being utter pieces of refuse#They always infantilize women and take away their choices like bitch let The Women Fuck who they WANT#LET THEM FUCK BADDIES#LET THEM FUCK DILFS/GILFS#I cant thank the r*my community enough for making me want to have nothing with them. cant have anything in this hellscape for fuck's sake.#forget about drawing them kissing embracing holding hands now no one gets any r*my. you shat your bed now ya gotta lay in it fuckheads#vent#rant
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default kiran into older men with facial hair.............
#this is canon you can pry it from my gilf loving hands#leigh plays feh#AND GARON INCLUDED IN THIS BUNCH?!?!?! HOOOOKAY#ovvl if you see this they then go on to talk about facial hair#please do with that info what you will cuz i know how much garon's beard infuriates you LMAO
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Question: would I refer to Ra's as a DILF or a GILF?
#ra's al ghul#I won't be sober until way after new year's sorry not sorry#drunk science#This is definitely only about collecting data what are you talking about?#dilf vs. gilf#I want him for all the books he's undoubtedly collected over the centuries#And his cock#< who said that#ras al ghul
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everyone stop begging for them to make gortash and zevlor and dammon and the spider dude romanceable and start begging them to let me romance ALFIRA
#like what about all these women i want to kiss huh.#what about my gilf rights i want to romance jaheira#i want to have evil sex with orin#enough about all these men where are my rights#bg3 posting#â¨.txt#WAIT ALSO let me join isobel and aylins relationship. thank u
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tumblr name @allmightenthusiast free and open..........
#i'm not gonna do it. still too attached to my original bbg#but i think all might and chit sang should kiss and maybe even bump uglies. for me#i Have already made thoughts about gilf!toshi/aunt wu so really what's one more atla crossover pairing lmao
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hot new undertale oc
Toriel 2: Toriel Harder
#ooc#thinkin about gilfs and thinking about what toriel's mom could've been like#obviously the idea got mashed up into something weird in my head
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lokzii doodle since i somehow have yet to see a single gilf-y primordial malzeno humanization
#mar.txt#monster hunter#monster hunter rise#primordial malzeno#my ocs#oc tag: lokzii#yes i Know the human form drawing looks bad my phone was having a stroke about me drawing this and i got agitated#so i don't feel like struggling to fix it at least the dragon came out well thats what matters#the. twinky? humanizations are fine but its not really my cup of tea yknow i like my dilfs milfs and gilfs#ew my art#<- i forgor my art tag Whoops im tired
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gilf tournament podium was
1. andre
2. gehrman
3. slave knight gael
and i luv them all so i kinda won
#fromsoft gilf tournament#no gehrman slander allowed go die#i had to read pplâs tags calling him a r*pist on a poll about hot grandpas#instant block#itâs the fastest way to get blocked by me#reminder that i can literally see what u all put in the tags lmao#maybe your fav character wouldâve won if u hadnât focused on negativity <3
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#lineko.txt#i know ppl can do what they want but#when ppl draw characters that are confirmed to be senior citizens as young pretty people i'm like#get out of my house you're so wrong#yes this is about walter and carla#give me the gilfs#do you know how badass carla is to be like in her 70s piloting a fuck you eat missiles for lunch build i love her so fucking much#FULL COURSE OF MISSILES
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[blushing between fingers when i realize how im gonna stick literal daddy kink into this fic after all]
#THE WORST PART IS MOST OF THE LINES ARE CANON. (blending a little of JP/EN scripts).#i see the opportunity and im. gonna. swing at it.#'what's the abuse of power in this scene' uhmmm...(thinks about what the ch25 level emphasis is on) ohhh. oh shit. oh NO.............. :')#rest in pieces corrin l m a o#fuckin. skeezy ass. mind games gilf champion over here.#gunter slowburn liveblog
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Dragon Age: The Veilguard | Official Reveal Trailer
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It actually dropped. Huh, miracles do happen
#dragon age veilguard#dragon age dreadwolf#Varric has graduated from DILF to GILF and I ain't complaining!#and he seems to be avoiding Vicount duty#I'm sure Avaline is so pleased about that#(gods above let me see Avaline again)#varric tethras#AND LOOK#We get to keep Harding!#maybe#who knows how active our beloved Dwarves will bebin the story#I wish they'd shown off a little bit how the bew squat faces off with solas#but it's the reveal trailer#maybe we'll get another one.#FALL FOLKS!#there are discussions being had that the tone is off here#that Solas is about to destroy the veil#possibly ressurect the Evanuris#and yet the trailer is all goofy fun times#which is more than fair#but even though Bioware hasn't earned my faith for a while#the fired devs put a lot of work into it#the current crew feels good about it#I'll give Bioware the leeway and say it's more introducing our cast than our story#and Dragon Age's cast has always been a motley crew of weirdos hiding trauma.#we'll see what story the studio has in store#and if it lives up to the Dragon age legacy#fanfic writers prepare your fix it fic skills
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Oh so sheâs 69? I wonât say it but-
#yes this is still about fiorella look away#sheâs a âgilf what can I say#sanremo#sanremo 2024#and personally sheâs younger than my last remaining grandparent so itâs not weird#right?#RIGHT??#(and all the others as well would be way older)
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those guys arent old?? neither of them are even 50 yet hello?? what do you mean tell me your nichest old man crush these are entirely different categories !!!
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#dremie speaks#god this is partially what I spent my christmas daydreaming about ngl#gilf/dilf santa#do you all see my vision
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I have no idea how to win fights or romance people but I just adopted a dog so life is good tbh
#this is about#baldur's gate 3#No idea what's happening 'cause lord knows I'm shit on computers but I'm also a barbarian drow gilf and I get to pet a dog so
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