#WhATevEr…

[ploppymeep]

dooble..

[b4rfbrain]

by @aneraofher

[sa1tyyy]

call me ranch cuz i be dressing

[3lscarian]

etho autism claims lives. every day is another hurdle. watched every decked out 2 run. ive been only watching his let’s play from the beginning. he said my name in episode 50. if you even gaf

[earlysunshines]

i just threw up in my mouth i hate men

[hibiscuslynx]

what’s a boy gotta do for some ny/mass fic around here… 7 fics on ao3… what happened to rivalries? what happened to narratives? what happened to “no one gets to kill you but me”?

[ayoooo3]

It’s been a minute- but here’s another Steddie Snippet that I couldn’t quite finish. Feel free to take it and run.

Steve’s Speedo

Eddie and Steve are moving in together Eddie is helping Steve pack up and they get to the one drawer that has all Steve sports stuff. Including that speedo. He goes to toss them but notices how Eddie’s eyes are a bit glossed over.

Steve lifts them up with one finger “something catch your eye baby?”

Eddie visibly gulps, eyes drifting down to Steve’s too short shorts.

“Holy shit Eddie. You do like these! They’re like objectively awful. You like imagining me in these? you’ve never even seen me wear them”

“Uh… I used to sell. Under the bleachers… during practice. So I’ve, like seen it.”

And that’s how Steve found out Eddie’s been perving on Steve in his Speedo for literal years. And now anytime Eddie is a little down Steve decides it’s time to “clean the pool” and that can only be done in the tiniest Speedo’s he can get his hands on. Parading around the house like some kept boy flaunting everything until Eddie breaks and slams him up against the nearest surface and fucks him until Steve can barely say Eddie’s name.

The sequel to Steve’s Speedo is obviously Scoops Ahoy Baby Boy in which Eddie has been ogling Steve in those sinful shorts for awhile.

[vendriin]

Vampire Elder Amelia -

Underworld: Evolution (2006)

[madscientistic]

tier list 👎

[salemsweats]

Kisses him

[justsomeguycore]

me and your girlfriend playing dress up on the mithraeum / i gave your girlfriend cunnilingus on the mithraeum

[moving-to-dreamwinged]

love that guy so much man. looking at him rn i just Love That Guy it’s crazy idk i love him so much i think about him all the time like what the hell…. sigh i just love him i think he’s neat whatever bye this is so cringey

[sieglinde-freud]

it would be so easy to steamroll inigo’s paralogue with the overleveled first gen shepherds i have but unfortunately i will get him those five kills everytime. and i will hate it because his bases are dog shit ass garbage compared to all of the units on this map but i will do it. we will get you some pussy bro come on!!

[starscelly]

IS THAT . oh i thought it was a jani goal. well. okay fine. whatever

[twig-gy]

❤️ about cccc for the ask game?

ohhhh interesting…. i guess heart? i mean soul too…. because i don’t see people talking much about soul’s issues…. but like heart isn’t the worst and he isn’t the best either heart is heart and he’s destructive but also like… he thinks before he acts, i think, he has reasons for what he does

[alm0sthere]