#Wendy Testaburger imagines

[mccormickgf]

✧ ⁺˳ .🎄࿐ kyumi’s christmas

-> welcome to my first ever kinkmas/fluffmas ! i wanted to do a mix of both smut and fluff, so there’ll be 5 of each. ALL DATES ARE TENTATIVE !!!!

-> during this, i won’t be writing any requests since this will be taking up most of my time. but feel free to send them in for me to write in january <3

mccormickgf 2024 © all rights reserved; please do not plagiarize, translate, or repost my writing.

── i saw mommy kissing santa claus ! ft. butters scotch

❆ every year, your husband, butters, dresses up as santa for your kids. however, a poorly timed glance out of their bedroom door leads to a bizarre yet hilarious twist on christmas eve. | fluff

❆ dec. 1

── let it snow ! ft. eric cartman

❆ a record-breaking blizzard hits south park, colorado, and you're stuck outside eric cartman’s house, who just happens to be your sworn enemy. what choice do you have but to knock on the door? | smut

❆ dec. 3

── santa baby ! ft. wendy testaburger

❆ you knew you never should’ve accepted a gift from eric cartman. but maybe it was the final push you and your roommate wendy needed to finally confess. | smut

❆ dec. 6

── winter wonderland ! ft. kyle broflovski

❆ every christmas, your family always brings up the topic of you having a boyfriend and "settling down." each year, you begrudgingly tell them you're still single. but this year will be different— and you need your best friend, kyle, to help you out. | fluff

❆ dec. 9

── baby, it’s cold outside ! ft. kenny mccormick

❆ delivering your last gift on christmas eve leads to you into your best friend’s dads bed. | smut

❆ dec. 11

── it’s beginning to look a lot like christmas ! ft. stan marsh

❆ every christmas, you and stan always compete to see who can give the best gift. but this year, it’s safe to say you won. | fluff

❆ dec. 13

── deck the halls ! ft. stan marsh & wendy testaburger

❆ messing around while christmas decorating with your partners, stan and wendy, leads to more than any of you expected. | smut

❆ dec. 15

── last christmas ! ft. craig tucker & tweek tweak

❆ christmas has been a sore subject for you for a few years now. maybe two annoying upstairs neighbours can help bring back your christmas spirit. | fluff

❆ dec. 18

── jingle bells ! ft. kenny mccormick

❆ hanging a bell on your choker was supposed to be a cute addition to your winter outfit. who knew your boyfriend would go feral? | smut

❆ dec. 21

── i’ll be home for christmas ! ft. craig tucker

❆ a blizzard delays all of the flights back to south park, but craig’s got you waiting for him. he’s determined to make it home. | fluff

❆ dec. 24

[stanleys-marsh]

scott pilgrim vs. the world, but wendy is like ramona and stan is actually one of her evil exes. that's it.

[violaeuphoria]

Looks like our winner is Kyle!

I will be posting all of the characters social medias within the next few days.

Also, I’m currently in between having them in high school (17-18) or in college (20s). So, here’s a new poll! Please vote on which one you prefer! <3

[bloogers-boogers]

Chatgpt 4 > 3 > 5

[fartfieldrising]

something something south park digimon au doodles

[southparkdoodlesandstuff]

HOW DOES AN ANIMATIC OF THIS NOT EXIST

european tweek is so real and it reminded me of the song lol

@clydethetacox

@spinthetags

[yoyomomiko]

★彡MASTERLIST

୨୧ -- REQUEST RULES

୨୧ -- NAVIGATION

x - headcanons

☆ - nsfw

★RAMSHACKLE

Stone

[...]

Skipp

[...]

Vinnie

[...]

★DEMON SLAYER

Tanjiro Kamado

[...]

Nezuko Kamado

[...]

Zenitsu Agatsuma

[...]

Inosuke Hashibira

-> "I'll protect you!"

Genya Shinazugawa

[...]

Muichiro Tokito

-> First Kiss

-> "She wasn't supposed to be talking to you."

-> "Jealous? Me?"

-> "Isn't it beautiful?" -- halloween special

Tomioka Giyuu

-> Treats for you! (x)

-> "More!" -- halloween special

Sanemi Shinazugawa

-> Treats for you! (x)

Iguro Obanai

-> Treats for you! (x)

Shinobu Kocho

-> "You're not leaving." -- halloween special

Mitsuri Kanroji

[...]

★HUNTER X HUNTER

Gon Freecs

[...]

Killua Zoldyck

[...]

Kurapika Kurta

[...]

Feitan Portor

-> BITE INTO ME -- halloween special

★SOUTH PARK

Stan Marsh

[...]

Kyle Broflovski

[...]

Kenny McCormick

[...]

Eric Cartman

[...]

Craig Tucker

-> Opposites

-> Taller than you... (x)

Tweek Tweak

[...]

Clyde Donovan

-> "I messed up."

Wendy Testaburger

-> Matchmaker

Bebe Stevens

-> Piggyback ride

-> Taller than you... (x)

★KOMI CAN'T COMMUNICATE

Shousuke Komi

-> Do that again 18+

★DIARY OF A WIMPY KID

Rodrick Heffley

[...]

★MOUTHWASHING

Daisuke

-> crushing/confessing and during relationship (x)

-> hugging, cuddling, kissing and sleeping (x)

-> pet names/nicknames, 'texting' (x)

-> costumes, pumpkin carving and scary stories (x)

-> Drift to Sleep

-> Christmas and Valentine's Day (x)

-> jealousy headcanons (x)

-> marking headcanons ☆ (x)

-> imagine - (getting caught making out) ☆

-> eating out headcanons ☆ (x)

-> Too obvious! ☆

-> Lunch break ☆

Anya

-> affection (receiving + giving) (x)

★CREEPYPASTA

Jeff the Killer

-> he catches you crying (x)

Ben Drowned

[...]

Ticci Toby

[...]

Jane the Killer

[...]

★ONE PIECE

Monkey D Luffy

-> They're jealous (x)

Roronoa Zoro

-> They're jealous (x)

Vinsmoke Sanji

-> They're jealous (x)

Nami

[...]

Nico Robin

[...]

Portgas D Ace

-> They're jealous (x)

-> mean!ace ☆ (x)

SERIES MASTERLIST:

★RAMSHACKLE

★DEMON SLAYER

★HUNTER X HUNTER

★SOUTH PARK

★KOMI CAN'T COMMUNICATE

★DIARY OF A WIMPY KID

★MOUTHWASHING

★CREEPYPASTA

SPECIALS:

★ ⋮ halloween special

★yoyomiko ★miko

[things-stankyle-probably-said]

thinking about how the town of south park has one (1) movie theater that only has the capacity to show two (2) movies at a time okay imagine they're showing gladiator 2 and wicked, so like, 22 year olds stan, kyle, kenny and cartman are walking up to the movie theater and they're all dressed like roman era gladiators, and they bump into wendy dressed as elphaba and bebe dressed as glinda

eric cartman: ...what are you dudes gonna go see?

wendy testaburger: take a wild fucking guess.

[pineappleciders]

Yoo hoo !! I’d like to request Butters, Craig, Wendy, and/or Tweek with a reader who is their older sibling. The reader is in their late teens & has the sarcastic older sibling thing going on, like the same vibes as Rodrick Heffley, Kat Stratford, or Daria. Thank you ^^

butters, craig, wendy, and tweek with a stereotypical older sibling reader

A/N: i'm the youngest out of 4 and my brother was very rodrick coded so this is based off that also i love this gif

butters stotch

honestly being raised by the same parents it's a miracle you didn't turn out exactly like him LMFAO

he is constantly getting noogies from you and whenever you high-five or pat his back you do it way too hard and he goes "owie" and then giggles. or cries idk

if you drive him around or pick him up from school he's always asking if you can stop at mcdonald's and gets all sheepish when you deadpan at him

looooves piggy back rides. put him on your shoulders or back and like pretend you're an airplane and he loves it. and then like throw him onto the bed and he gets all giddy and tells you to do it again

he's always knocking on your door and asking you to play or draw with him. he gets sad if you ignore him or tell him to go away

always dragging you into his games!!!!! like you don't want to but he does puppy eyes to get u to roleplay as professor chaos' enemy (or sidekick!) and if he makes you play with the rest of the kids too they all cry super hard when you destroy them😭😭(esp cartman)

he would forever think ur awesome if you got payback on cartman for him. like idk beat eric up or threaten him and butters thinks you're the coolest person in the world

craig tucker

lots of middle fingers. lots of them

when he flips you off you tug his middle finger up and slam it under his nose (like the 'you have something on your shirt' thing but with his middle finger LOL) and he gets all pissy after

you had to put a 'fuck off' sign on your door to get him to stop annoying you whenever he's bored. you two are always competing for your parents to take your side

you love to tease him about tweek. like you twirl your hair and giggle and kick your feet on his bed talking about how he's finally getting bitches while he's trying to do homework

you keep hiding his hats but somehow he always has another. he's like charlie brown but with blue chullo hats

lots of punching. you punch his arm all the time or swat his head and at first he retaliates but then you hit him even harder and he stops (albeit angrily)

trolls you all the time by messing up your room and fucking idk. he seems like the type of dude to set up a treasure hunt to find like your phone he hid or something LOL he sets up riddles and everything

you beat him up for it

calls you emo when you go through a phase and bullies you for it. you call him a homo and he shuts up

wendy testaburger

you're always ruffling her hair and flicking her forehead. like just in normal conversation it's a habit to flick her head or nose to emphasize a point

she definitely comes to you a lot about her problems, like socially and stuff. always ranting to you about stan in your bed and you're just praying that she shuts the fuck up

you have helped her with a lot of her issues though!!!!! like it's reluctant but you give her a lot of good advice about boys and friendships. even if you gag whenever she brings up her boyfriend

i imagine you listening to like. hard rock or metal when you're going through an edgy phase and wendy either makes fun of you for it or comes into your room and starts headbanging with you. probably both

always wants you to play games and do stuff with her. like she gets barbie and the twelve dancing princesses and is scratching and begging at your door for you to try it with her

and she LOVES just dance. you're like flopped on the couch out of breath because you're old as shit and she's like happily dancing away without breaking a sweat

if you're a girl, she's always making you sleep in her room and do skincare and girl stuff. she calls it 'girls night'. if you aren't a girl she still does it but she doesn't call it that LOL. makes fun of you if you don't want to do it because it's 'for girls'

tweek tweak

if you hit him he hits you back. hit him harder he hits you harder. he gets his ass beat but he is determined not to go down without a fight!!!!

when you work the same shift at tweek bros you're constantly slacking off and blackmailing him into doing all the work and not telling ur parents LMFAO. it annoys him so much

you spook him with like scary stories and stuff because you know he freaks out over it. and you regret it when he comes into your room at 2 am with a blanket asking to sleep in your bed tonight

he tells all his friends how you 'torture and bully him' and how much he hates your guts. but he really can't deny that he appreciates you when you're helping him with a panic attack

asks you how to be cool. you tell him you were just born that way and that he'd never be as cool and awesome as you are. he got sad

he isn't the type of sibling to tattle to your parents, but he will if he's trying to blackmail you or get you to do something for him. and he gets all smug about it too

tease him about craig and he gets super defensive. you pick him up by his collar like a kitten and he flails around all angry. it's hilarious but he forever holds u to a grudge for it

[skepticdoe]

Felt the absolute NEED after seeing you post about epic, BUT HERES MY PROPOSAL TO YOU

Which South Park characters would you cast as each epic character (and why if you’re feeling ambitious)

HII!! sorry for the late response, life has absolutely been putting me through the wringer 😓

IVE ALREADY POSTED MY SOUTH PARK EPIC CASTING BUT IVE INTERACTED WITH A FEW OTHER EPIC FANS AND MY CASTING HAS CHANGED A BIT! :)

okay so apologies if this is messy and disorganised lmfao

Odysseus: Stan Marsh for obvious reasons

Penelope: Wendy Testaburger again for obvious reasons

Telemachus: Their child!! -> this would be an original character I guess :p

Athena: Kyle Broflovski -> angsty platonic style 😈 *rubs hands together menacingly*

Hermes: Kenny McCormick -> I dare you to come up with a better casting can you imagine Kenny singing dangerous?? We all know he’s got that Holy Moly ;)

Eurylochus: Tolkein Black -> I feel like Stan and Tolkein have this rocky relationship in general. Tolkein would be loyal to his captain but also has morals of his own.

Polites: Butters Stotch -> he’s that one comfort character that dies at the very start (does this make OdyPoli Stutters (Stan x butters) 🤔)

Posideon: Craig Tucker (Polyphemus and the sheep are like his Guinea pigs lmao 😭) -> I REALLY REALLY wanted Creek to be in this au but I cannot for the life of me fit them in anywhere. One of my very lovely mutuals and fellow spxepic fans recommended Craig as Posideon and the sheep as Guinea pigs (which is genius and I love btw) but then tweek as Polyphemus would be odd considering he’s Craig’s child. Polyphemus and his siblings are just giant Guinea pigs in this for now 😭

Calypso: Leslie Myers -> who better than her to be the manipulator and emotional torturer?

Tiresias (the prophet): Micheal (I just found out he doesn’t have a last name what) -> Tweek actually had this role first but Micheal honestly gives off emo dead prophet vibes.

Circe: Red McArthur OR Henrietta Biggle -> they both give off witchy girlboss vibes but im not sure which one of them would resort to lust for persuasion

Aeolus: Heidi Turner (?) OR Nichole Daniels -> I’m purely unsure of this because I also want to cast Heidi as Hera and Nichole would be a stand in (don’t get me wrong I love Nichole)

Zeus: Eric Cartman -> um. egotistical, sadistic maniac? Who does that sound like? I also like to make this epic au also a stick of truth au so Cartman is currently so powerful only because he currently possesses the stick.

Aphrodite: Bebe Stevens -> she was originally Circe and I still think she’d fit her pretty well too but I needed an Aphrodite and Ares stand in ship and Clybe was the only one that would fit

Ares: Clyde Donovan, for the shits and giggles 😭 -> I literally giggle every time I think of this casting because Clyde the crybaby as Ares is hilarious. He literally only got this role cause of Bebe. But they are both arrogant so in works in that way I guess??

Hephaestus: Christophe the Mole -> passionate weapon master who is all about loyalty and war? Christophe.

Apollo: Jimmy Valmer -> we HAVE to give the role of music god to our local favourite bard

Hera: I was going to cast Heidi here too because Zeus as Cartman and Heidi as Hera and her part in God Games would fit PERFECTLY

Antinous: either Damien or Trent Boyett 😕 -> I needed angry characters that want power and these two are what I’ve got

so yes!!! This is my official unofficial South Park epic casting 😋

I also have an alternative k2 au with Kyle as Odysseus instead but I guess this one is like my MAIN headcanon/casting

I would LOVE to hear your opinions and casting (along with anyone else who’s interested :>)

Thank you so much for this ask and feel free to spam my inbox whenever!! 👍🙌

(this is so goddamn long omfg)

[chelseaknoo]

Wendy testaburger relationship headcannons (small oneshot)

Plot:The title:> female reader

Warnings:Implied sexual content,threesome,making out,small sexual content

She's such a girl boss, bro she won't hesitate to kick someone's (aka cartman) ass for making fun of that you guys are lesbians.

She just loves you so much,showing affection, and not afraid of pda.

"You look like Penny wise,"

you said as you pointed out her smudged lipstick mixed with yours.

"You too!" She said, giggling

SOMETIMES stan would ask you guys for a threesome because he was drunk and horny and he missed her.

Loves when you guys give him a blowjob at the same time

Not only stan bebe too, you guys would have sleepovers with her and one thing led to another.

Imagine sending her seductive poses of yourself to her during cheerleading practice after school

She definitely gonna punish you and praise you at the same time

She’s the type of of person to tease you during class by playing with your skirt and brushing her finger’s against your panties

[tiniedemon]

— ♡

dating headcanons

wendy testaburger & bebe stevens

— ♡

wendy

— probably loves going thrifting with you

— super sweet to you all the time

— but is also insanely protective and possessive

— will threaten anyone and everyone who looks at you in a way she doesn't like

— a physical touch and acts of service girly

— loves holding hands and cuddling

— also really loves kissing you but prefers to do it in private because it's more intimate for her

— good morning and goodnight paragraphs are a regular from her

— she also writes you love letters for no special reason other than she loves you

— she's pretty insecure after her longterm relationship with stan so she's constantly asking for and giving reassurance

— i imagine the two of you probably went to protests after roe v wade

— you made a date out of making protest signs

— probably dragged bebe, nichole, and red along

— dates are usually a nice dinner followed by a night walk around town

— wendy is a big spoon

bebe

— shopping dates all the time

— she ended things with clyde but still got the discount on shoes since they were still friends

— she loves online shopping for things you might like

— bebe is the type to spoil you rotten

— it helps that she has pretty wealthy parents to fund her

— she probably got a part time job just to buy you pretty things that her parents wouldn't pay for

— she loves holding hands and kissing you in public

— her love languages are physical touch and gift giving

— if she's not connected to you in some way she feels panicked

— she loves taking you out to fancy dinners

— but her favorite dates are nights in with rom coms and takeout

— the two of you probably have a joint social media account

— it's pretty much just pictures of the two of you being cute

— she prides herself in being the most desirable couple in south park

[jewbeloved]

Hello! May a request a Wendy x fem! Reader cuddling hcs! Like how would she react, or what position she likes to cuddle/be cuddled in. I really haven’t seen much of her :(

Tyyyy<33

Cuddling headcanons with Wendy🖤💖💖

IM SO SORRY THIS REQUEST HAS BEEN IN MY INBOX FOR SO LONG😭🙏🙏

Warnings: None

Gender: Neutral

🖤 Wendy Testaburger 📱

She has been in a relationship with Stan, but their relationship wasn't really going anywhere and it's always on and off.

Not much contact or physical affection has been given to Wendy when she was dating Stan, so I imagine that she would be touch starved for affection.

She is a switch when it comes to cuddling, she doesn't mind it if she's the little spoon or the big spoon. She just wants to be able to cuddle you no matter what❤️

She likes to cuddle with calm music playing so it can make your cuddling sessions more special.

You both mostly cuddle in the bedroom or the couch, just basically you guys cuddle somewhere that is soft and peaceful.

Instead of her asking to cuddle you, you're always the first one to ask to cuddle with her. Not that she minds it of course, she loves giving affection to her s/o <3

She closes the windows and locks the doors just in case Eric "fartman" tries to spy on you both and start ripping on you for cuddling with a girl.

She is glad she is able to have a cuddling sessions with her s/o💖💖💖💖💖

I'm sorry for the wait 😓😓😓😞

[halfofmysoulthenovel]

Half Of My Soul - Girls Twitters!

Authors Note - Hi friends! Here are the Twitters for the girls in my South Park! band AU! that is Kenny Mccormick x reader. I'm so excited to bring this story to you all. I think its a lot of fun. Please see here for the master list and for all the parts of the story. For now, enjoy these silly little Tweets between the lead girls of my story. Also, side note, I am in no way shape or form a song writer, and so none of the lyrics are put to music, they are just poems, so use your imagination.

Content Warnings - Crude language, sexual mentions (just Bebe being Bebe) (please LMK if I missed anything)

READER

WENDY TESTABURGER

BEBE STEVENS

NICHOLE DANIELS

[alaskan-wallflower]

Imagine if Wendy Testaburger was Jewish

i dont want to imagine that because if she was and if the fandom gave her the combined treatment of what they give her now and what they give kyle i would leave the fandom.

[pyr0x10n]

I found motivation under the trash can beside the Walmart and I stole it so 😈

Wendy Testaburger x F!reader

Synopsis: Wendy x reader who is a romantic goth

Genre: Fluff but a bit of smut at the end lolz

-When she first met you, she did find you interesting.

-overtime you two became friends, and then it turned into lovers.

-She honestly found you so adorable. You wrote such romantic yet dark poems for her. I can imagine you two being like:

“You pierced my deep dark heart, and gave the it color it needed.” (Don’t judge I got that out of my ass bro😭) and she’ll just be like “aww babe, that’s so sweet but- make it a bit less dark next time..”

-she loves your style! She honestly wants you to do her makeup. She even matches with you if you ever wanted to.

-you made a playlist for the two of you when going on dates, and she was ECSTATIC. She fell harder for you honestly.

-she likes teasing you so she can see your little pout and you just saying “I’m not emo Wendy!” And she’ll laugh it off.

-one time the goths were eyeballing you all like ‘is she a poser… or a goth?’ And Wendy literally glared at them. Yeah make sure you don’t encounter the goth kids when you’re with her.

-oh, and the music part? Yeah, she loves to hear you sing, your soft voice just calms her down. She might even wanna fuck while listening to your music<3