#Welcome to my sick and twisted mind

[somethinginworl]

The one and only, Kirby...?

[conceptofjoy]

tip: you can give dirk strider menstrual pains without currently or ever experiencing them

[trappper-johnathan]

Can't and won't explain myself. [picture] [og post]

[grasscore]

as many around me are unemployed and i know how fucked the job market is atm, i really dont "want" to be unemployed ok? but i do secretly hope every day that i'll find an email in my inbox firing me

[lelianaslefthand]

was like 'oh im gonna redownload ts4 so i can play dolls with dragoned aged characters' the BASE GAME took over THREE HOURS to download. 21GB....3 hours.... we're maxing out at like 3 mb/s which led me down a rabbit hole that ultimately led to fuck all bc i cant fit a better wifi adapter in my computer bc of the massive fawking graphics card which is the reason my internet is fucked in the first place BUT! ☝️ that might not even be the issue bc its only when im downloading games that takes for fucking ever and its not the external ssd im using bc i went down That useless fucking rabbit hole too, the drive is fine. also, this is a relatively new development within the past few months so my theory is that god is testing me to see what will make me snap and it knows i have a sick emotional attachment to my computer so its being used as a weapon against me

[antigonescholar]

For today's 13 hour drive back to Colorado I will stay occupied by thinking about my yellowjackets fan theories

[marxstradamus]

*cries about my father while browsing fantasy nba scores*

[wonh0z]

I had a dream there was a jp only version of what would u do like u could only watch it on yt while in japan and it was um

Buckwild

Thx wonho

[bloodtwin]

ʘ‿ʘ (ESPECIALLY the sibling things bc good painful food 😔👌 )

Put ʘ‿ʘ in my askbox if you like to sneak-read my roleplays. // @alurlssrinbled

AGHHHHHHHHHH yes... my brand... hehe thank youuuu :>

[quarkfancam]

its my first day at ds9 high school hope they dont notice im straight

[fujii-draws]

No one speak to me I’m genuinely going so insane

[ash-and-starlight]

Hello Ash.

I just finished She Who Became the Sun and I’m crying. Dying. Dead. Deceased. Thank you for jumpstarting the ripping out, stepping on, roasting, and eating of my heart that has just transpired.

Aside from the obvious Zhu and Ouyang, what’s your favorite character parallel in the first book?

HIII thank you THANK YOU im so happy the propaganda got you too <33 and HMM much to think about!! I will say that it's been a couple of years (I think?) since I read swbts so the details are fuzzy but one of my fave parallels are between Ouyang and Baoxiang, especially for how strong they become in hwdtw too. They are both seen as lesser and not conforming to the "male" mongol ideal, ouyang because he's a eunuch, wbx because he's not a warrior. They both go against their roles in a very explicit and performative way: ouyang by becoming a war machine and truly embodying the masculinity of a mongol warrior despite his inability to truly ever being considered one bc of his mutilation, wbx by refusing to become a warrior and acting super feminine (genuinely don't remember how much of it is genuine and how much is out of sheer spite but id say at some point the lines got blurred for him too. the guy has Problems.) Something something "femininity" being forced on someone vs being choosen and its Consequences. They hate each other. they're scheming together. they're scheming against each other. they loved Esen. they had to kill him. being gay is a curse. being gay is a game and i am winning. they fucked each other in a parallel reality. and most importantly they're twinks. this does not even begin to cover how insane their dynamic truly is.

[lemonlimestar]

do NOT say core four polycue when you really mean tim/kon/bart & wow look cassie is also here ❤️

[fbfh]

pov dating james patrick march

James, placing a MASSIVE diamond ring on your finger: surprise my darling! I had this made especially for you :)

reader: oh my god????

James, with that Gomez Addams kind of affection: do you love it? :)

reader: of course! oh my god, it's gorgeous...

James: It's a 10 carat blood diamond. I had it mined just for you my love :)

reader: oh! oh that's not-

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

informative flowchart i made

[frogintheair]

slayer's xrd palette + a special little friend

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