#Weird Ask

[bamsara]

You don't have covid, you just never sleep/ don't take care of your body and now it's punishing you for it.

Take a nap dude it literally wouldn't kill you.

i might have covid because one of the persons i traveled with recently tested positive for covid and im sick with fever and the rest of the symptoms.

[asses-to-ashes]

"Just mute/block instead of harassing others!"I have nearly 70k people blocked on twitter, and hundreds of words and tags muted, I softblock and mute people who post things I don't want to see. I still see certain things on my timeline, usually because1) It's posted in the main tags of something I'm interested in2) The post isn't even tagged at all3) If someone quote retweets from someone I've blocked, I still see the take on my timeline.

Anon I suggest if you're moved to anger or harassment by internet posts maybe do not look at posts on the Internet

It is a little bit telling that you saw a 2 year old post of mine about blocking people and were compelled to inbox me. Harassing people because they post content you don't like will not make them stop posting. Idk how to tell you this. It's up to you to curate your online experiences.

I see things on here that deeply trigger me so I absolutely understand the distress, but it's not other people's responsibility to Stop Posting It because of my experience. Is tagging ideal? Yeah. Is it required? Absolutely not. Learn coping strategies, calm down, and disengage. We're all grownups here.

[sharonisthebettercarter]

Starlight isn't interested in being a mom, she'll protect kids when the situation calls for it and be supportive of said kids, but she's not gonna take care of a child 24/7. She's more "protective auntie" type than "Good mom energy". Nobody expected Billy to be all nurturing towards kids, they shouldn't expect the same from starlight, it doesn't matter if the latter has a stronger connection to kids. We never saw her talk wanting kids nor shown any implications of her wanting to join motherhood. She definitely seems like she's someone who likes kids, but doesn't want any of her own. So yeah, don't expect her to be anyone's mom. Nobody expected Billy to be anyone's dad, especially if you read the comics, don't expect starlight to be anyone's mom. Idgas if she's nicer to kids than billy.

idk what you're on about anon but it's fuckin' weird, i'ma tell ya that.

starlight wanting kids is basically schrodinger's cat here. sure, she's never said or implied she specifically *wanted* kids.

but she's never said or implied that she specifically *doesn't* want kids either, in either iteration so whatever you thought this was, it's just a great big can of nothin' word soup.

or in other words, this random ramble that showed up in my inbox? it don't make a lick of sense.

also, why even care so much if starlight becomes a mom or not??? that is an exceedingly weird thing to grasp onto, i gotta say. it sounds more like *you* specifically don't want her to have kids and are possibly projecting your own desire onto your interpretation of the character, so headcanon i guess?? which fine, but why bother me with it???????? who even cares whether she becomes a mom or not? if they go that route, they go that route, if they don't, they don't.

butt.

i will also say that if starlight didn't ever want kids or had some sort of issue with adopting one, she probably would have freaked out the first second hughie mentioned 'may have signed us up to adopt a kid'. she was pretty unfazed in response so it either just wasn't something she cared to give much attention to in that moment (half because she wouldn't mind/half because more important topics at hand), or her and hughie *are* actually at the stage in their relationship where kids aren't necessarily the goal, but they're okay with becoming parents and have probably talked about it (at least once, generally an important conversation for a healthy het couple that is sexually active)

and why in satan's red hellscape would you designate her as a 'protective auntie' specifically to bar her from 'good mom energy'?????????? first of all, WHAT?? who are you to decide that for another woman?????? how do you even decide *for another woman* 'yeah, she likes kids but def never wants any of her own'??? leik wut?? when did she say *anything* even remotely implying this???????????

why do *you* get to speak for *her*?????? what the hell are you even basing this assumption on????????????

and second, why couldn't she be both???? people can be *both* moms to one kid and aunts to others. if your mom has siblings(or super close family friends/besties), and her siblings(besties) have kids, which would be your cousins(or conisdered family), she's an aunt too(or could be considered one)!

and if mom's sibling is a sister and they both have kids, wouldn't ya know, they're *both* mom/auntie combos!!

leik where is the logic here?????????????

shoot, we might even see them actually adopt a kid (maybe teddy stillwell) if that paperwork did actually go through and i could def picture hughie freakin' out but annie bein' a total boss about it (also lmao would be kinda great since the kid's powers match hughie's, could also picture butcher pushing hughie to adopt teddy specifically to use him... FFFFFFFFFFFFFF--)

butt~ there's also leaked spoilers of a pregnancy reveal in the next season, big chance it could be starlight's, leik big enough to make a safe bet i'd guess, but who knows.

otherwise, i mean if you wanna write starlight not being a mom in fanfic, that's an option. it is free. have at it.

just maybe don't bother the people who do make her become a mom in their own fics or want to see that in the show, or try to implement your personal vision of 'what starlight should be' onto them, that much is a bit of a dick move. (you can make your own meta and nicely discuss but this ask is hella weird)

leik you could have just been honest and said 'i don't want starlight to have kids' and it would have made a 1000 times more sense and been more valid than whatever the hell this thing was.

i ramble a ton but don't care one way or another, which just makes this extra weird anon. honestly wtf. this might make more sense if i gushed about starlight becoming a mom as much as i did about butcher getting impregnated~<3 but i've only ever mentioned it in passing, probably once or twice?? normally in reference to predictions for *if* ryan survives, which i've made pretty clear i'm *not* holding out for. (that kid died in the comic by butcher's hand, given the parallels with the kid accidentally killing his mom in both comic and show, i'm expecting a similar parallel for him and butcher eventually) you sure this one was meant for me???

also, the way things are going + leaked spoilers, maybe don't be surprised if she does in fact become a mom in canon? (or if butcher causes her to have a miscarriage i guess. would not put it past him... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--)

[meadow-of-daisies-and-lavender]

Weird Ask Game

The Kraken

Opening by @ethereal-night-fairy

Krakens do not like dogs…or cats…or humans for that matter…

Yet somehow you find yourself in the lashing rain stuck on a boat that is WAAAY too small to capture said Kraken and both your dog and cat have unfortunately embedded their teeth into the creatures tentacles. You watch in horror as they trash while they get lifted 30 feet into the air…

Mr. Kraken is displeased by your ill-behaved pets…

What will you do to save your pets? You better do something before all three of you get eaten…

Your Hp: 95

Cat Hp: 72

Dog HP: 86

Myths from the sea should never be ignored. When the sun rose, the sky was blood-red, an omen for bad weather that now loomed ahead. You'd been praying all day as you prepared your little boat for the harsh currents and swells. You had no business being out on the sea like this, ill-prepared and out of your element. But your god had chosen you, a mere woman, to deliver their message, via the captured Kracken, to your brethren allies to the north.

You had laughed at the being, shaking your head, refusing. They had the wrong person for a suicide mission. But the god had chuckled as if endeared by your protests and kissed your forehead.

They had said, "Who better to set sail than my loyal worshiper with the eyes of water and the heart of a Selkie!" Oh, how wrong god was when they nicknamed you Kópakonan with a fond smile.

Oh, how they were so, so wrong.

The rain came in sheets, blasting against your small sailboat, tossing the thing around as if it were nothing. Granted, a human, a dog, and a cat on a small boat among the empress that was the ocean was nothing. Your boat lurched, the slippery surface making you slip and grab one of the anchored ropes.

How were you supposed to catch a Kracken in this weather? You couldn't see through the water falling over your face and the wind blowing you back. You clutched the rope until it burned in your grip.

Your stomach churned from the violent waves as your ship tilted, being swatted towards the portside. You shrieked, holding fast to the rope, as the Kraken's tentacles lurched onto the ship's side, rising like a demon out of the dark. Its large eye focused on you, black and without expression as if it had no soul.

Hearing your shriek, your dog and cat, loyal companions who refused to get off the ship after you packed, latched on to the nearest tentacle, biting the threat. The Kraken's eye did not move as it lifted your beloved companions in the air, uncaring as they thrashed far above your head.

"Hey!" you shouted, desperately looking around for a weapon but finding none suitable for taking down the massive creature. "Put them down, please! It's not their fault! They were protecting me!" You raced to the starboard side, shoving at the tentacle that lay there, sobbing as you watched your cat and dog soar higher and higher. "It's not our fault! The god sent us!"

The Kracken paused, considering you for a moment. Suddenly, the tentacle under your hand wrapped around your body, launching you into its line of sight.

"The god sent you?" The Kraken's voice filled your head, judging you and your tiny ship.

You nodded, swallowing bile, before telling the Kraken of your unavoidable task. You didn't know why. Perhaps you hoped it would be enough to reason with it, maybe even bringing the Kraken to the island with your message instead of dying.

Roll: 8

[adventuretimeaddict]

Here's Princess Bubblegum as Finn (Adventure Time)

Princess Bubblegum, can you decide to wear Finn's outfit for the day after you swap the clothes. They're too small and tight for you!

Bruh

what is this ask??

[laf-outloud]

Is Gen getting an Italian nationality?

Um... not likely? That's not very common, plus she runs the risk of losing her American citizenship.

If you heard it from someone else, it's probably a false rumor or something that was misinterpreted after hearing how much Gen and Jared like Italy as a country.

Also, there are very specific rules to getting an Italian citizenship for descendants that depend on specific dates of immigration and naturalization.

[bolontiku]

That is one word ask... kinda sus... imma old lady what is this? Also, idk when I got this ask- sorry nonnie

[felixcloud6288]

go kill someone for me and get back to me and tell me what they dropped

I'll arrange a seance so I can let you know. Alternately, check your pockets to find out.

[rozeliyawashereyall]

Just so annoying that others constantly shove lgbt characters in your face whenever it's pride month 🙄

I guess you're fine, tho since not all of your OCs are lgbt and your art is okay..

I wasn't going to answer this since I have no idea if this was directed at me or not but-

Im sorry to break the news that literally none of my OCs are straight, not even the ones I made as a kid-

Thanks for the compliment, but uh, try not to be so uptight about others' choices?? I don't see whats wrong with others showing off their lgbt ocs during pride month, even when it isn't June tho- I see a LOT of lgbt fellows here on tumblr (and I love you all muah muah)

No reason in being offended or annoyed at stuff that isn't harming you, let alone, directed at you

[sugucidal]

Weird how you copied someone's mutual aid request and added your own info...

?? ive seen two of my mutuals do this same post format when asking for aid so idk what ur tryna imply with this ask lmao if ur tryna say the info i added is bullshit, its not. i genuinely needed the help, and once the documents are here, ill post photo proof on what the donations were intended for

[phoenix-milan-writes]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

brother what. im not clicking that link

[cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga]

Answer honestly: do you pick your nose often?

Not too often but I won't act like I don't, I currently have a nasal infection so I've had to clear out my nose more than usual. Luckily have alcohol wipes at work and at home so I can disinfect my hand imediately!!

[eeunwoo]

is it ok to gif the kwave concert or will we get cancelled if do?

this is a really odd ask imho like. you do what you want at the end of the day, you shouldn’t be turning to a random internet stranger asking them what to do abt something that’s literally up to the individual only to decide.

at the same time the fact that your main concern re: giffing the kwave concert is ‘being cancelled’ and not the fact that the boycotting of it is in support of freeing palestine, is kinda telling. im not reblogging content made from the kwave concert (or making any myself) because i don’t want to support an event funded by a company that blatantly supports genocide. not because im worried about ‘getting cancelled’.

[i-love-love]

kez got caught submitting anon hate to joseph quinn gossip blogs. she mods for grace. she bullies other fans, her and her friends stalk joseph, befriended his ex girlfriend to get close to him and have been caught red handed submitting to JQ gossip blogs. this is a person grace keeps in close company. this reflects on her too.

Not sure if you're referencing Grace Van Dien or me but I have no mods. I hear touching grass is in vogue this season though.

[wolfnanaki]

I saw some NSFW cub art of Amber from SG on InkBunny and I can't wait to see the reaction from CaveAnon team and their fans 🤣. it serves them right for existing

Okay, first off: gross.

Second: why are you browsing InkBunny without filtering out the cub garbage? I have filters installed that block that shit and you should too.

And third: whatever beef I have with Cavemanon, that would never lead to me to laughing at or celebrating something like this. That’s truly disgusting. Do better.

[bernard-is-tired]

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