#Watch 4
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blueskittlesart · 4 months ago
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i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring
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cryptocism · 5 months ago
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It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.
so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:
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cyra-kingg · 1 year ago
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your honor i love them
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spitblaze · 6 months ago
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
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vita-divata · 9 months ago
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Finally got the time to fuel my new hyperfixation yippeee <3
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frankenbuggee · 8 days ago
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“It would be rather fine to possess such an enduring affection.”
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heartorbit · 1 month ago
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if we could stay connected, just like this
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setaflow · 1 year ago
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Gay pride happens in June and gay wrath happens whenever hbomberguy drops a 3+ hour video essay about a specific topic
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klanced · 2 months ago
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they’re destroying the ancient texts
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ginumo · 5 months ago
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OKAY FINE THEY GOT ME TOO.
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proudace · 3 months ago
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He was supposed to be an antagonist
He was meant to only last a few weeks
And instead he became their best friend
And he fell in love
And he stayed for 12 years
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xinyuehui · 5 months ago
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Ah, the night's just getting started. Don't let me catch you so easily next time. ⸺ QIN CHE // SYLUS ִֶָ☾.
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boysborntodie · 4 months ago
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TUA S4 proved that Netflix cancelling their shows after the first season is actually a good thing
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snarkspawn · 6 months ago
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old man varric
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pidgydraws · 4 months ago
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🩹 let him rest 🩹
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cherriielle · 7 months ago
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evan buckley i have grown quite fond of you
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