#Waking Up the Dead would've killed in the height of the

[nonsensesongsin12bars]

R.I.P. Treaty of Paris the 2000s emo scene should've loved you more

[dustandshadows-if]

Waking up in an alleyway covered in blood and with no memories is not a situation anyone wishes to find themselves in, yet here you are. With no other options, you're forced to run. From what? You're not entirely sure but you do know that if they catch you you'll find yourself suffering a fate far worse than death.

And so you run not knowing that running was quite literally going to make your life Hell. Now you have a monster in the shadows hunting you and a group of Shadowhunters, demon killers, claiming that you alone are responsible for a string of murders.

The worst part? You have no idea if you're innocent.

No memories, no allies, and no idea who you are the only thing you can do is try to find a way to prove your innocence before it is too late.

Somewhat customizable appearance (hair type and color, complexion, height, build). Mc does have a set eye color.

Four Romance Options (Two gender selectable options, one nonbinary option, and one female option)

Rediscover the life you lost or make a new one

Try to out run your past

Be an enemy of the clave (and well everyone)<3

Be severely behind on the politics of the shadow world

Oh and a voice that is very much not your own in your head

16+. Content warnings for implied torture, violence, swearing, child abuse/neglect, murder. This list will be updated as development continues

Ianira Clarke aka Nira | Age: ??? | Non-Binary | Warlock (Ro)

The high warlock of Seattle and one of the only friends that you have. Not that they would willing call you a friend, but that's besides the point. They've made sure to take care of you whenever you need help and have been working tirelessly to help you figure out what exactly happened to you. A good friend and an even greater ally; without Nira, you would've been dead on the street months ago.

Juliette Monroe | Age: 18 | Female | Vampire (Ro)

The very first person you met that didn't immediately want to kill you. She's the one who told you everything you need to know about the shadow world. Despite only being a vampire for a year she's managed to gain a good bit of fame throughout the shadow world of Seattle anyone who is anyone knows Juliette, but you're one of the lucky few who gets to actually know her. She's got a soft spot for you, but she'd rather walk into the sun than ever admit it.

Quinn Highsmith | Age: 19 | Gender Selectable | Shadowhunter (Ro)

One of the many that are hunting you. Honestly, they're so bad at catching you that one might think they're leading everyone astray on purpose... They claim to know you, but you have no memory of them. Part of you knows there was once something between the two of you, love that would've moved mountains with the way they still look at you. But that's in the past. Now, they're just another obstacle in your way, stopping you from proving your innocence.

Farrah Ashdown | Age: 19 | Gender Selectable | Shadowhunter (Ro)

Another shadowhunter and another person stopping you from clearing your name. Maybe in another life, you would've been able to truly know them for the kind and genuine person they seem to be. You'll almost never see them stray from Quinn's side. Their undying loyalty and desire for justice has made one of the nicest people to walk this Earth, your worst enemy.

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[koreanbibliophilegirl]

Part three of incorrect quotes for my dsmp superpower AU wee woo

(Credit: Quotes are from ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator!)

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(At a restaurant)

Sam: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

Ponk: Okay.

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

Sam: Orange soda, please!

Ponk: I'll have the strawberry soda.

Hannah: Me too, strawberry soda.

Sam:

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Niki: While I'm gone, Tommy, you're in charge.

Tommy: Yes!!!

Niki, whispering: Bad, you're secretly in charge.

Bad: Obviously.

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Aimsey: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million primes?

Tommy, turning to Tubbo: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-a** house.

Tubbo: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Tommy: Good thinking.

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Ranboo: I trust Tubbo.

Techno: You think he knows what he's doing?

Ranboo: I wouldn't go that far.

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(After Techno offers to coach Benchtrio in vigilante-ing)

Tommy: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Technoblade does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Ranboo, who works with Techno at the library: If Techno were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Techno jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Tommy: You jump off a cliff!

Ranboo: Gladly. Provided Techno did first.

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Foolish: Eret, what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Eret: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.

Foolish: Oh okay then, I love you too. I'll just ask Tina.

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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Bedwars please come to the front desk?

Purpled, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: (Points to Quackity and Punz)

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Q and Punz: We got lost :(

Purpled: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

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Foolish: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Punz, desperately trying to keep his mafia status a secret from Foolish, trying and failing to come off as casually joking: You people already know too much about me.

Sam, who lowkey suspects Punz is mafia: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

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Tubbo: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.

Purpled: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Tubbo: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. B*st*rdous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Hannah: Edible.

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Bad: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Skeppy: Three words.

Bad:

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Ant: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Ponk: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the d*mn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Sam: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Ant: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Kristin: This is bothering me.

Velvet, abusing his Ghost Powers™️ and floating on his stomach next to her head: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Kristin: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

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Tubbo: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Technoblade: You're 16 years old.

Tubbo: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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George: I slept for almost 12 hours, but I might still be tired, so lets go for 12 more just in case.

Sapnap: George, that's a coma.

George: Sounds festive.

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Ponk, looking over Hannah's wing, ripped and shoddily sewn up years ago: How would you rate your pain?

Hannah, traumatized and emotionally scarred at the loss of something that had been taken for granted her entire life: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Sam: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Kristin: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Phil: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE

Techno, bleeding out and mildly delirious, attempting to joke: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially.

Phil, desperately: YOUR BLOOD TYPE.

Techno: Ohhh. B positive.

Phil: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Techno:

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Sam: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Boomer: No, it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

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Ant: You kill people for money?!

Punz: I can explain!

Ant: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

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Wilbur, who just came home: So what's for dinner?

Fundy, staring at the sourdough bread he somehow, SOMEHOW, burnt: Regret.

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Niki, going over Tommy's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

Tommy: Yes.

Niki: Okay... may I know what you create?

Tommy: Problems.

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[beyondthebackup]

Hatred. Lust. Obsession. Death. (BxA Playlist)

I worked on this...all day. Combed through almost 100 songs. It's my first time doing something like this, but I had to get my feelings and thoughts on this ship out somehow. Thank you to @a-for-alternative for the inspiration and feedback. I hope you enjoy.

Hatred

Afraid - The Neighbourhood

You're too mean, I don't like you

Fuck you, anyway

You make me wanna scream at the top of my lungs

It hurts but, I won't fight you

You suck, anyway

You make me want to die, right when I

When I wake up, I'm afraid

Somebody else might take my place

I Get It - CheVelle

How dare you catch me counting?

How dare you call at all?

How dare you call this suffering?

How dare you call at all?

You're right, I get it

It all makes sense, you're the perfect person

So right, so wrong

Let's all live in your imaginary life

You Don't Know Me - Son Lux

I feel you tracing my scars

But you don't know me

You don't know me at all

I see you down on your knees

But you don't own me

You don't know me at all

Rose - A Perfect Circle

So no longer will I

Lay down, play dead

Play your doe in the headlights locked down and terrified

Your deer in the headlights shot down and horrified

When push comes to pull comes to shove

Comes to step around this self-destructive dance

That never would've ended 'til I rose, I roared aloud

Here I will, I am

You Know My Name - Chris Cornell

I've seen angels fall from blinding heights

But you yourself are nothing so divine

Just next in line

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you

The odds will betray you

And I will replace you

You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you

It longs to kill you

Are you willing to die?

The coldest blood runs through my veins

You know my name

Dance With The Devil - Breaking Benjamin

Trembling, crawling across my skin

Feeling your cold dead eyes

Stealing the life of mine

I believe in you

I can show you that I can see right through all your empty lies

I won't last long

In this world so wrong

What If I Say Please - Late Night Alumni

Cry your premeditated tears

So tenderly, so insincere

Such feigned, calculated reasons

These warm smiles, they're freezing

So don't appeal me parading like a pantomime, I mean

It's unfeeling and I'm unwilling; let me be

What if I say please?

Girl With One Eye - Florence + The Machine

I slipped my hand under her skirt

I said don't worry, it's not gonna hurt

Oh, my reputation's kind of clouded with dirt

That's why you sleep with one eye open

But that's the price you'll pay

I said, hey, girl with one eye

Get your filthy fingers out of my pie

I said, hey, girl with one eye

I'll cut your little heart out ‘cause you made me cry

I Know Where You Sleep - Emilie Autumn

Fake, crawl, search, kill, fake, crawl, search, kill

Oh my god oh my god, I touched you?

I can never live it down, I can never live it down!

God save the queen, I loved you!?

I can never live it down, I can never live it down!

Oh, oh, I fucked you?

Welcome Home - Coheed and Cambria

But if you really loved me, you would have endured my world

Well you're just as I presumed

A whore in sheep's clothing

Fucking up all I do

Yeah and if so here we stop

Then never again will you see this in your life

Loveust

The Walk - Imogen Heap

That's where this ends

No mistakes, no misbehaving

Oh, I was doing so well

Could we just be friends?

I feel a weakness coming on

No, it's not meant to be like this

Not what I planned at all

I don't want to feel like this

So that makes it all your fault

I Caught Myself - Paramore

You got it, you got it

Some kind of magic

Hypnotic, hypnotic

You're leaving me breathless

I hate this, I hate this

You're not the one I believe in

With God as my witness

Now when I caught myself, I had to stop myself

I'm saying something that I should have never thought of you,

You're pushing and pulling me down to you

But I don't know what I want

Tear You Apart - She Wants Revenge

Either way he wanted her and this was bad

He wanted to do things to her it was making him crazy

Now a little crush turned into a like

And now he wants to grab her by the hair and tell her

I want to hold you close, skin pressed against me tight

Lie still, and close your eyes girl

So lovely, it feels so right

I want to hold you close

Soft breasts, beating heart

As I whisper in your ear I want to fucking tear you apart

I Get Off - Halestorm

I get off on you

Getting off on me

Give you what you want

But nothing is for free

It's a give and take

Kind of love we make

When the line is crossed

I get off

Gingerbread Man - Melanie Martinez

I'm the icing covering his body

I wanna hold him so close, so tightly

Baby, how do I say this politely?

Love me harder and don't be nice, please

I wanna feel your crumbs on my body

I want to break you in pieces, fight me

Baby, don't be so scared of biting

Want to eat each other into nothing

Hundred - The Fray

Its hard I must confess

But I'm banking on the rest to clear away

Cause we have spoken everything

Everything short of I love you

You right where you are

From right where I am

Somewhere between

Unsure and a hundred

Third Eye - Florence + The Machine

Cause there's a hole where your heart lies

And I see can it with my third eye

And though my touch, it magnifies

You pull away, you don't know why

'Cause your pain is a tribute

The only thing you let hold you

Wear it now like a mantle

Always there to remind you

Pagan Poetry - Bjork

On the surface simplicity

But the darkest pit in me

And it's pagan poetry

Pagan poetry

This time, I'm gonna keep it to myself

This time, I'm gonna keep me all to myself

But he makes me want to hand myself over

Mechanical Love - In This Moment

And I know you'll never understand me

No matter how hard we try

And I know I'll never understand you

And your mechanical love

I still hear you in my sleep

Your running through my veins

Your whispers, your machine

We knew it was meant to be

But never meant to last

I'm sorry, you always knew

Tender - Stuck In The Sound

Please believe that I won't

Won't give you a chance

To see me fall

Now I'm losing my head

You'll never see me

Never see me again

In love

Obsession

The Diary of Jane - Breaking Benjamin

Try to find out what makes you tick

'Cause I lie down sore and sick, do you like that? Do you like that?

There's a fine line between love and hate

And I don't mind, just let me say that I like that, I like that

Desperate, I will crawl

Waiting for so long

No love, there is no love

Die for anyone

What have I become?

Decode - Paramore

How can I decide what's right

When you're clouding up my mind?

I can't win your losing fight, all the time

Nor can I ever own what's mine

When you're always taking sides

But you won't take away my pride

No, not this time

You Know You Like It - DJ Snake & AlunaGeorge

You know you like it but it drives you insane

You know you like it but it drives you insane

You know you like it but you're scared of the shame

What you want? What you gonna do?

I'm So Sick - Flyleaf

Hear it! I'm screaming it!

You're heeding to it now

Hear it! I'm screaming it!

You tremble at this sound

You sink into my clothes

This invasion

Makes me feel

Worthless, hopeless, sick

Liar (Manic Depressive Mix by ASP) - Emilie Autumn

I want to hold you to the sun

I want to be your faithful one

I want to show you all the beauty you don't even know you hold

I'm hurting you for your own good

I'd die for you, you know I would

I'd give up all my wealth to buy you back the soul you never sold

I want to mix our blood and put it in the ground

So you can never leave

I want to win your trust, your faith, your heart

You'll never be deceived

Liar

Love Me Dead - Ludo

You're a faith-healer on T.V.

You're an office park without any trees

Corporate and cold

Gushing for gold

Leave me alone

You suck so passionately

You're a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature

Finger-bangin' my heart

You call me up drunk

Does the fun ever start?

The Horror of Our Love - Ludo

I'm a killer, cold and wrathful

Silent sleeper, I've been inside your bedroom

I've murdered half the town, left you love notes on their headstones

I'll fill the graveyards until I have you

Moonlight walking, I smell your softness

Carnivorous and lusting to track you down among the pines

I want you stuffed into my mouth

Hold you down and tear you open

Live inside you, love, I'd never hurt you

But I'll grind against your bones until our marrows mix

I will eat you slowly

Breezeblocks - Alt J

She may contain the urge to run away

But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks

Germolene, disinfect the scene, my love, my love, love, love

But please don't go, I love you so, my lovely

Please don’t go, I’ll eat you whole

I love you so, I love you so, I love you so

A Love Suicide - Yutaka Minobe

I will do you harm, I will break my arm

I'm a victim of your charms

I want to be dead

When I am, I'm in bed

I can be so mean, you can beat me

I would like to shame you

I would like to blame you

Just because of my love to you

And love itself is just as innocent as roses in May

I know nothing can drive it away

Though love itself is just as brief as a candle in the wind

And it's greedy just like sin

Run - Thien Baccarin

Run.

Death

Protect Me - Placebo

Maybe we're victims of fate, remember when we'd celebrate?

We'd drink and get high until late, and now we're all alone

Wedding bells ain't gonna chime with both of us guilty of crime

And both of us sentenced to time, and now we're all alone

Protect me from what I want, protect me from what I want

Protect me from what I want, protect me, protect me

Cage of Bones - Son Lux

Let's be anyone but you and me today

Trade this heavy cage of bones for flight

And when the sirens reach out for us

We'll be far away

Oh, what a noise we'll make

Drowning out our mistakes, we can't erase

This is the chance we take

We shout until our bones break, we can't replace

Are we now what we'll be?

Are we fixed or free?

Blue - A Perfect Circle

I didn't want to know, I just didn't want to know

Best to keep things in the shallow end

'Cause I never quite learned how to swim

I just didn't want to know

Close my eyes just to look at you

Taken by this seamless vision

I close my eyes, ignore the smoke

Call an optimist, she's turning blue

Such a lovely color for you

Call an optimist, she's turning blue

While I just sit and stare at you

Come As You Are - Yuna

Come as you are, as you were

As I want you to be

As a friend, as a friend

As an old enemy

Take your time, hurry up

Choice is yours, don't be late

Take a rest as a friend

As an old memoria, memoria

And I swear that I don't have a gun

No, I don't have a gun

Running Up That Hill - Placebo

You don't wanna hurt me

But see how deep the bullet lies

Unaware I'm tearin' you asunder

Oh, there is thunder in our hearts

Is there so much hate for the ones we love?

Oh, tell me, we both matter, don't we?

It's you and me

Won't be unhappy

And if I only could

I'd make a deal with God

And I'd get Him to swap our places

Be runnin' up that road, be runnin' up that hill, be runnin' up that building

With no problems

Lacrymosa - Evanescence

Out on your own

Cold and alone again

Can this be what you really wanted, baby?

Blame it on me

Set your guilt free

Nothing can hold you back now, love

Last Flowers - Radiohead

And if I'm gonna talk

I just wanna talk

Please don't interrupt

Just sit back and listen

'Cause I can't face the evening straight

You can offer me escape

Houses move and houses speak

If you take me there you'll get relief

It's too much, too bright, too powerful

Passive - A Perfect Circle

"Dead as dead can be"

My doctor tells me

But I just can't believe him

Ever the optimistic one

I'm sure of your ability

To become my perfect enemy

Wake up and face me

Don't play dead 'cause maybe

Someday, I will walk away and say

"You disappoint me"

Maybe you're better off this way

In The Lake - Emilie Autumn

In the lake

You will find me

Behind your house

Behind your house

And from that lake

I will remind you

Of your promises broken

Your cruel words spoken

My ocean is bluer than the heart you had to break

My sea is deeper than your lake

Vienna - The Fray

Maybe in five or ten yours and mine will meet again

Straighten this whole thing out

Maybe then honesty need not be feared as a friend or an enemy

This is the distance

And this is my game face

There's really no way to reach me

There's really no way to reach me

Is there really no way to reach me?

Am I already gone?

[tma-entity-song-poll]

Battle of the Fear Bands!

B5R2: The Lonely

2 Bed 2 Bath (And A Ghost):

“I can imagine this statement. Loneliness and Death, both sides missing the other. It’s beautiful.”

A Complete List of Fears Ages 5-28 (Approx):

“I mean this is the ultimate song for Jon and Martin in that cabin, that fear of losing the other and being left alone inside of it.”

Lyrics below the line!

2 Bed 2 Bath (And A Ghost):

The old man next door says his house is haunted He says a ghost keeps him awake I think he's having a hard time, to be honest Since his darling passed away

But he fears that a phantom Has finally found him… some nemesis that never quit holding a grudge The old man next door says his house is haunted It's best to be upfront with some tough love

I said Robert I'm so sorry Your house ain't haunted You're just not used to bein' alone Robert all the creaks and shifts are just the sounds you missed When you shared your home He says: no, no, no, no no no…

I've had some close calls with falling items I'm duckin' picture frames and dinner plates and all All my daily meds: I can never find 'em They're put in places that I never would've done And the furniture shifts and it caused me to trip I wake up with my pillow on my face every night It sounds silly but this house is tryin' to kill me Will you come see? Just stay with me? Just stay with me one time?

I said Robert I'm so sorry Your house ain't haunted You're just not used to bein' alone Robert all the shifts and creaks are just the signs of grief Now you're living on your own… But okay, I'll go…

And I can't help but feel absurd because nothing That I've heard from the downstairs room Is of paranormal origin, it's 4 am, this poor old man is just confused But wait I hear footsteps… on the stairs… They're gettin' louder and louder… Above me… They're stomping I pray it's just Robert until I hear him scream my name NEIGHBOR GUY!

And I go running up the stairs, jumping three at a time And I'm fully unprepared for the terrors I will find I burst into the room and by the light of the moon It's a ghost as real as both me and you

And it wasn't the butler that he sacked without cause Or that surly groundskeeper or that mafia boss Or his old business partner that he stabbed in the back Or the ghost of Christmas Future, Present or Past And it wasn't the guy from the mishap at the zoo Or that other guy from the other mishap at the zoo No, of all the spooky specters Robert wronged in his life The ghost floating between us was his darling dead wife

And she said Robert, I'm so sorry Didn't mean to scare you I'm just not used to bein' alone Robert, ya see, death's a one way street And I can't find my way back home Robert, I figured I'd just come getcha I thought a haunting might do the trick Robert, I'm sorry, I thought it'd be easier I don't remember you bein' this quick…

The old house next door's got a sign out front now A for sale sign tied to a post So, attention shoppers, you can make an offer On a 2 bed, 2 bath and a Ghost

A Complete List of Fears Ages 5-28 (Approx):

Here's a compete list of everything I've ever been afraid of From the age of five to, oh, let's say just the other day Maybe things I misremember, maybe things I just forgot But as far as I can figure, this is pretty much the lot Make of it what you will, make of it what you will

'Cause it's birds and heights and movie credits Crowds and puppets, dying in a fire Being washed right out to sea Losing all of my front teeth Being buried half-alive Bugs that burrow deep inside Wild dogs, and things like that Domesticated mice and rats Not all of them, just their feet Or that my whole life could be sleep Ferris-wheels and certain blues Oh, but mainly losing you These days mainly losing you

And here's a picture of the house I'd like to build for us someday This may seem unrealistic, I'm not very good with my hands If he had to we could buy it, or keep renting like we do Borrow money from our parents, pool our money, me and you All we need's four walls to hold us, and a roof to keep us dry A bed big enough to sleep in as I roll around at night Keep us sheltered from the darkness, and the things that lurk outside And this growing sense of distance that keeps building in my mind

Keep us safe from birds and heights and movie credits Crowds and puppets, dying in a fire Being washed right out to sea Losing all of my front teeth Being buried half-alive Bugs that burrow deep inside Wild dogs, and things like that Domesticated mice and rats Not all of them, just their feet Or that my whole life could be sleep Ferris-wheels and certain blues Oh, but mainly losing you These days mainly losing you These days mainly losing you

But if night should fall, I know, I know we'll just keep reaching after all Keep on streching towards the light and keep on staying up all night And as we reach the end, we'll say, "There's gonna be another day" Keep on reaching towards the light and keep on staying up all night And as we reach the end, we'll say, "There's gonna be another day"

And it's birds and heights and movie credits Crowds and puppets, dying in a fire Being washed right out to sea Losing all of my front teeth Being buried half-alive Bugs that burrow deep inside Wild dogs, and things like that Domesticated mice and rats Not all of them, just their feet Or that my whole life could be sleep Ferris-wheels and certain blues Oh, but mainly losing you These days mainly losing you These days mainly losing you

And it's birds and heights and movie credits

[godkilller]

CRAWLING OUT FROM THE RUBBLE OF KARAKURA TOWN HAD TAKEN ALMOST ALL OF GIN'S REMAINING ENERGY, draining lifeblood across broken concrete and steel beams as he heaved his broken body away -- in the chaos of Karakura Town being transferred back to the World of the Living. No one noticed the shuddering Garganta creeping open, Gin tumbling through it ---- they had cleared the area believing him to be dead.

He may as well have been dead. The subsequent half-crawling through familiar pale halls, white stone dyed red in the trailing of his stumbles and strains ---- half-awake by the time he collapsed into the safety of Aizen Sousuke's quarters, the tower left intact despite the ravaging of Las Noches prior. Gin knew even in the haze of his near-unconsciousness that the Kido were active, protecting the space so long as Aizen still drew breath.

And Kamishini no Yari hadn't slain him, it had sent the evolving Shinigami skyrocketing into new heights, and thus... now nothing could. The Kido would hold.

His bleeding needed to be slowed down, at the very least -- he understood that even in the swaying state of barely alive that he had been left in, a shaky hand reaching to fire off a blazing Kido that seared shut the marred and ripped muscle and nerve exposed at his right shoulder ---- a heat so sharp it choked the air out of Gin's lungs, he hardly heard himself scream.

The next forty-eight hours were a blur to Gin, his wavering consciousness intermittently interrupted by a sniffling sound of a weepy Arrancar to his right that Gin didn't even bother to turn his head to observe. He reckoned they could kill him if they wanted, but they hadn't -- thus it didn't serve him to expend his depleted energies trying to see who the fuck even cared enough to come to his aid. The Kido would've rejected the unsavory, anyways, a strict barrier ---- with only a few exceptions allowed for entry to the Lord's private quarters. In the less fuzzy confines of Gin's mind, he knew it could be only four options; Starrk, Harribel, Nel, or Ulquiorra. Ulquiorra was dead, as was Starrk, and Harribel was injured by Aizen enough to inspire a similar retreat ---- so... Nel.

Gin had collapsed somewhere on the floor near the grand bed, though he didn't entirely mind the cool surface all that much. It likely kept him from fully fading off into 'sleep' for a lengthier period of time... and never waking up again.

There was no sense of time when Gin began waking with more clarity, eventually having to clamber his way towards the bathroom to hazily assess the damage for the first time ---- Nel was gone, likely scurried off in her childlike form to avoid conflict with the waking Shinigami. The excess of lost blood had dried, sticking to both skin and tattered white fabrics dyed red, one of the first sights to greet Gin as he slumped before the mirror. The hours spent stripping down and cleansing himself were miserable, wounds weren't closed and tugged back into weeping at the slightest motions -- but at least he managed to stop the bleeding of his lost arm's wound before anything else. Otherwise, he would have been bled dry by now. The subsequent patchwork of the ripping slash that carved its way across his chest from left shoulder to right hip was pathetic at best, bandages messily strewn and fastened in a way that spoke of how Gin really would have preferred an extra set of hands -- but it'd do better than nothing.

Altogether, a shitty collection of days found Ichimaru Gin not quite yet succumbing, much to the disappointment of anyone who knew him.

The following week was spent collecting himself enough so that he could stand and walk without immediately wanting to die. The pain became bearable through grit teeth and a stiff stance, leaning heavily to the nearest wall to navigate towards a stockpile of food, first aid, and other necessities to build up his small sanctuary within Las Noches. The Kido barriers surrounding this portion of Aizen's tower would do well in deterring attempts on his weakened life, but Gin had added his own to the mix -- reiatsu obscuring spells that did well enough to trick Aizen Sousuke himself into believing Rangiku had perished at his blade. That'd do well enough in making sure he was left alone, at least, so long as he remained within the perimeter.

Another week passed, mostly spent resting, eating what he could stomach, and caring for the wounds he sustained.

Only when he was capable of painfully dressing himself in a spare set of robes, struggling with the lack of two hands to fasten his obi (yet stubbornly persisting, purely driven by spite) did Gin venture to step beyond the threshold of Aizen's quarters, venturing to gather supplies from elsewhere in the palace's walls. He needed replenishment. This was, perhaps, the most dangerous part. Hueco Mundo saw a rather black-and-white way of survival; kill or be killed. With Aizen's absence, the beasts would flock to that system yet again and Gin wouldn't blame them for seeing the opportunity to kill a wounded man -- ranks didn't matter.

With Shinso at his hip, Gin kept his reiatsu to a low simmer before moving down the halls -- seeking a hidden room of supplies with the press of his palm against a panel disguised against the seamless wall around it. He cast a quick Sentan Hakuja to transport the food and other supplies out to Aizen's tower, saving himself the trouble of trying to carry everything in his remaining arm's limited capacity.

Now that he was out and walking, however, Gin wanted to assess the survivors of Las Noches -- and thus moved toward the close-by surveillance system room, slipping in through the doorway to find his array of monitors undamaged. The cameras throughout the palace were operational, for the most part, save a few monitors merely giving static feedback when he toggled the view via the control panel. Only when he switched through the uncollapsed portions of the palace to flip past all corridors did he notice the stalking figure, recognizable even in his bloodied and feral state ---- and Gin let out a deep, groaning sigh of noise in observation of the surviving Espada.

Out of the few who survived, Nnoitra simply had to be one of them. And, he was heading straight towards this way, likely looking for him. On the hunt.

❝ -- you've gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me. ❞

He’d been LEFT FOR DEAD, but he would not die so easily. It was his CURSE. When he had woken up, the world a blur before his single eye, he had been all alone. The very first thing he had noticed, before the pain, before the taste of blood, had been that Tesla was gone. It gave the word HOLLOW a whole new meaning. He had crawled over to his Fraccion’s dead body. His single eye had been blank, staring over towards the place where Nnoitra had fallen. He’d kept his eye on him until the very end. Nnoitra had held onto him for a long, long moment. That was when he had noticed that he’d lost a hand. It would regenerate if he had enough reiatsu. His stubborn body would heal - but he needed to fuel it. He had looked down at his dead Fraccion.

My bad, Tesla. But ya can still come with me.

Then he had begun to eat him. Nnoitra had always suppressed his survival instinct, because he wanted to die. But he could NOT allow himself to fall while the Shinigami who had humiliated him like this ( and killed his companion ) still drew breath. As Nnoitra ate Tesla, the resolve in him grew.

He did not only eat Tesla. There were other fallen Arrancar for him to devour. Before long, the blood on his chin was not just his own. His hand regenerated after he had finished eating Tesla, it made him think that... Maybe this hand was Tesla’s hand. He’d still be by his side, in a way. Nnoitra’s wounds closed off, and reiatsu stopped draining from him. He didn’t stop eating. There were a few weaker, living Arrancar left in Las Noches. He hunted them, killed them, and ate them, angry that THEY had survived, when Tesla was dead. Surviving Arrancar began to flee Las Noches, to escape his carnage.

Nnoitra’s white uniform was completely crimson now. The amount of other Hollow he had consumed had restored not only his body, but the broken Santa Teresa as well. Not enough, he thought. He wanted more. More. He had to hunt. He headed off into Hueco Mundo with no real plan in mind. There was nothing in Las Noches for him anymore. He was driven forth by hunger. Hollow fled, leaving the desert completely abandoned for miles and miles surrounding Nnoitra.

It made it oh so easy for him to detect a reiatsu when it appeared. Not only that, but he could recognize it too. This was a reiatsu he knew VERY WELL. / @godkilller starter.

[snow--blanket]

one's true aim

fandom: ikesen

characters: akechi mitsuhide, mai / female reader (though i don't use y/n or write in second pov)

words: 919

my take on what i wanted that one training scene with a gun to be like, its very self-indulgent LMAO. enjoy!

***

“I hate it,” she said, and then corrected herself. “I'm scared.”

“Why are you scared?”

“It's scary!”

“A rifle is only as useful as the hands that hold them. Do you find yourself scared of the armory, as well?”

“No. That's…. different.”

“In what way? You think that the rifle that you're holding is different from the other numerous ones we have? I sure hope not, I'd rather not have another problem to bring up to Nobunaga when council comes.”

“It's not that! This one… I'm the one that's holding this one. The rest of the guns—”

“Matchlock rifles.”

“—matchlock rifles, they're kept somewhere safe. Now that I have one in my hands, it's a lot heavier than I thought it would be. It's scary,” she repeated again, and when she looked at it in her arms, she said again. “It's scary.”

“What exactly is scary about them?”

“It's so easy to kill someone with this…”

“Little mouse, it's easy to kill anyone with anything. You could push someone down from a tall enough height and they're dead before their heart can stop beating. What's even more dangerous than a rifle are the inept hands that hold them. It takes practice, as with anything else. You wake up a soldier, and practice long enough that even that weight becomes not too dissimilar as a bucket of water, and your movements are as habitual as sweeping the corridors.”

“And what of the killing? Does that become easier, too?”

It has to be, he thought, but didn't voice out the words. He'd survived so many easy deaths—so many attempts at someone else pushing him down a cliff, whether that be from poison, or a bullet, or a night escapade. Eventually, he just learned how to fall.

“Not at all,” he said instead, and smiled his usual smile. That is to say, not a smile at all. “You recall saving Nobunaga when the temple lit aflame, correct?”

“Yeah.”

“What did you think when you saved him?”

She frowned, with the annoyance of someone being asked a question she already had been subjected to before. That was no surprise. Nobunaga was a discerning man, after all.

“I don't know. I just knew that it was extremely hot, and that I knew that he would die if I left him alone. So I did it.”

“How did you know he was going to die? The fire was noticeable, even from a distance away. And given that he was there, wasn't there a possibility of other people in the area that would've tried to save him sooner or later?”

“That's true,” she paused, and the wrinkle between her eyebrows as she was deep in thought was rather endearing. “But I just couldn't leave it to chance. I only know that I didn't want someone to die because I hesitated.”

She has the makings of a soldier already.

“Now imagine that there's another person in the room, and the fire is spreading quickly. You don't know if help will come, and you're alone. Who do you choose?”

“I… I don't know.”

“What about if you knew that the other person was willing to die for Nobunaga?”

Her eyes sparked with indignant ire, before sizzling down like water poured over heated steel. There was exactly one person who came to mind, and they both knew without saying his name.

“He wouldn't… he would, um—”

“Who's to say what our loyal right hand man would do? You know just as well as I do how much his mothering tendencies go. And for a man who he devotes his entire life to?”

“But… Hideyoshi—”

“Now imagine that the battlefield is a constantly burning temple, and there are a thousands of soldiers that need to be saved. What will you do? Save one Hideyoshi at the expense of three foot soldiers?”

In the face of this turbulence, in what direction will her heart move towards?

When she looked back at him, her eyes were crystal clear. No fear nor doubt lived there, and it felt as though even her tears were as resolute. If she were to cry, he thought she might cry diamonds.

“Hideyoshi won't die. He won't allow himself to.”

“And how do you know that?”

“Because I know that if he were to die, it would be to a bigger fish, where he would be of most help to Nobunaga. He wouldn't die to a fire.”

“So you'd choose to save the foot soldiers, then?”

“Yes.”

“How?”

“I'll judge the heat of the flames, and then I'd check for their injuries for any burns. Then I'd check how many of them can walk on foot, and how many of them need a stretcher. And then, I'd try to move them towards the rear camp as fast as I can, so that I can go and save more people.”

“It might all be for naught. By the time you've gotten back, there might've been two or three more soldiers that are dead or dying.”

Her face fell at that, but she didn't relent.

“Then I'll just keep getting better, and faster, and more efficient. So that I can save as many people as I can. If I don't know how to makeshift a stretcher, I'll improvise. If I don't know how to administer bandages and tend to injuries, I'll learn.”

He smiled at that. It was a true smile this time.

“Very good, little mouse. Now,” he said, and lifted the rifle to her chest once more. “Again.”

[piracytheorist]

it just kinda hit me that Ethan completely shrugged off getting skewered by alcina's claws, like she just shoved her whole ass claws and hand in there? and he just *scream in pain*... *fights dragon after getting knocked around and dropped from height* i understand it's game logic and that after getting limbs sliced off and ran thru by Heisenberg it's not that bad but STILL... the moldy foreshadowing was there and I missed it in the first lps i watched

I wasn't that invested in the story the first time I was watching clips from that part, but I did go like "Ah you're fucking shitting me now" when Ethan's hand stuck back on with just a heal. Like I was almost mad at how much they expected me to suspend my disbelief for that. But I had seen the skewering by Heisenberg, then I saw the claw attack from Dimitrescu... In the stream I was watching, someone had commented that Ethan was still infected from re7, idk if they actually knew the whole story or if they just figured it out themselves... But as many others did, in the Eveline cutscene, when she says "You didn't think it was weird, no matter how much you got hurt?" I was like "YES YES I DID WTF".

And with that knowledge, you can go back to as early as the car crash in the beginning. When Ethan goes to put Rose to bed, Miaranda is making dinner, so it couldn't have been too late in the night. Chris comes, shoots Miaranda, takes Rose and has Ethan knocked out. Ethan wakes up, the phone he picks up says "About damn time!" (aka it had been some time that they were calling), he walks around for some minutes, and when he comes out of the first house dawn is breaking. My guess? Miranda woke up pretty early on, killed the guard(s?), took Rose and left Ethan as he was, cause she still wanted to test him and stuff. Without realizing it, Ethan got terribly hit by the crash, enough that it would've killed him if he wasn't mold, and it just took some hours for him to heal enough to wake up. When he did wake up, he had mostly healed so he probably thought he was lucky and hadn't been injured too much. That would explain how time passed so quickly between Chris barging into the Winters home and Ethan arriving at the village. And it all can be, in hindsight, explained by Ethan being mold.

The time jump can be further shown by the reactions of the villagers. The old hag says "Since mother Miranda brought [Rose] to the village, we have fallen into darkness" and though with her being Miranda her sayings are a bit debatable, we still have the survivors at Luisa's house; Leonardo had written a letter to Elena, telling her to go to Luisa's house alone if he didn't come back, and at that time most of the villagers were either dead or lycans, so a few hours would've passed between Miranda kidnapping Rose (and unleashing the lycans) and Ethan arriving, enough for the lycans to cause all this destruction around.

I got waaay too long winded and probably should've waited for tomorrow when I would've a clearer head. I hope all that makes sense lol. But yeah, long story short (too late XD) Ethan being mold is being foreshadowed from super early on.

[idjitlili]

Shrimp Dick Azog.

Kili x reader, requested by anon.

Summary:  Kili convinces you to to join him on hiding from his royal duties as a prince.

Word count: 2899

Warnings: Language , sorry watched Moulin rouge.

So, you hadn't actually grown up with Kili and Fili, more like bloody thrown from the sky a year ago, into their world. Not their world, middle earth. Was not the best thing you wanted, you had just been walking down the stairs with a lightsaber,why a lightsaber? You knew the answer, whether it was yours or someone else's, you knew.

Oh, the dwarves did not like that at all. Surrounding you in a circle a circle , most under average height men, one tall old man and a cute curly haired toddler. Activating the lightsaber, glowing blue, humming as you held it, several confused faces around you.

"Witch!" The men definitely did not know of the modern world, you thought you had landed right into 17th century.

"I do not know what your game is, kidnapping me , but I will use this, stay back!" Feeling like Wendy from the shining, swinging the lightsaber.

Swoosh.

Woosh

Pssshhew

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvVVVVVVVVVVVv

vvvvvvvvvvVVVVVVvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvWWWVV.

Yeah wasn't long after that you were a part of the company, you had a higher purpose according to Gandalf, so be it. Okay, it would've been horrifying if you had accidentally hit one of the dwarves when you first met them, not long would they have killed you. Why? Because some how it had became real getting into this world.

Basically you were a padawan and a Jedi master at the same time, highly dangerous with no experience. Was this necessary for the Gods to do this? No it was not, however , Lili just misses Obi-wan, okay?

Being very young, not a minor, but young in the eyes of the dwarves being between the ages 60 and 300. You had been befriended by Fili and Kili quickly;even if you were shy and made friends difficultly. They welcomed you and made you feel comfortable, oh don't get me started on little Ori. He knitted you a blanket within an hour of your arrival, he wasn't just the youngest , he was the sweetest.

Kili right off the back he was a teasing, you weren't sure if he just wanted to get a hold of the lightsaber.  Of course you couldn't just be Fili or Kili's friend you had to be both, they were not just brothers, they were best friends.

You did end up being best friends with both, Kili on a slightly higher level.

At the battle of the five armies, no one stood a chance, the orcs struggled to defend themselves from the lightsaber. Though, you should've let Thorin killed Azog he would not have made it. So, you had simply cut Azogs shrimp dick off and then sliced him in half.

Thus, the battle was won, saving the line of Durin was your greater purpose.

Though, once Azog was defeated Fili and Kili had run into the ice ,unharmed mostly , towards you and their uncle. Kili had slipped pretty fast, smacking his face right into the solid ice, you were surprised he didn't break his nose. Fili went to stop but his younger brother was already back on his feet grinning larger than ever running again.

Your lightsaber still on, humming in the background, stuck out to the side. Thorin heavily breathed, his arms crossed like he was not exhausted , thankful his nephews were safe.

"Oh, OH, who did that?" Kili and Fili smiling up to their uncle and you briefly before Kili had noticed the tiny dick on the floor. Maybe Kili had trouble distinguishing what the small thing was, Fili and Thorin joining in to look. Thorin's face snapping back to yours with disgust ,sighing.

"Y/n, you cut Azogs cock off?" Jabbing Kili in his ribs, at his language , Fili had let out a snort of laughter, patting you on the back.

"I'm sorry, who killed him? Me? So,"

Kili hadn't hesitated picking up the small dick, with two fingers, holding it up to you, too close, stepping back, he had stepped forward.

"Stay back, stay back, I'll kill you with the lightsaber or I will run away with Legolas I always wanted to taste a princess's puss- STAY BACK."

The rest of the company not long after had made it to the four of you, and the shrivelled dick was taken and put on to a cocktail stick . Placed in a glass box on display to present their power towards the Orcs. You were not sure really why they thought that would be a good idea.

Imagine bomber comes in and mistakes it for cocktail sausage.

Erebor was reclaimed, you Bilbo welcome to stay for your contribution to the quest, not just because you saved their stupid arses. Anyone could have seen that was a trapped. Bilbo had went home not long after, promising he would come back, he just really wanted to check on his hole. You having nowhere else to go you stayed.

Though it was a good idea to start, as Erebor filled up the less time you spent with the brothers. The royal duties pulled them away constantly. It was not like you exactly fitted in, you were human, you didn't have a beard to your hips, you were a 'warrior' now but that was because you a had a fucking lightsaber.

Most days you'd be in your chambers with a book, good from the kitchen, or taking your little money from the quest to the now rebuilt markets of dale. It was hard to make friends, so, you were alone. Sometimes you'd visit Bofur in his toy shop or Ori in the library.Frankly , you went to Ori often, he gave the best book suggestions.

You rarely saw Fili or Kili anymore unless they were rushing by you in the halls in a hurry , not even glancing at you.

A whole month of being alone had went by, on that night you began to pack. You figured to go visit Bilbo before heading Gondor, it had been without an heir for years, with Ecthelion II as the steward. Minas Tirith was the city of man, you had no where else to go. Unless you lived in Mirkwood as a witch.

With your bag packed, you left your chambers, during the night, early morning, so that you would not be questioned. Your shoes tapping against the stone , leading yourself out of Erebor quickly.

At the top of a set of stairs is when you head it, the pounding against the stone someone was running. Rushing down the stairs , at an increasing speed, trying not to trip. "Y/n?"

Your face. Your race. The way you talk, I kiss you are beautiful. You knew that voice, the voice of a flirt now panic, as you ran towards the entrance of Erebor.

"Y/n, wait!" But you didn't you continued running as fast as you could, ignoring Kili's pleads that echoed through the empty halls. Well, until you tripped landing flat on your face, against the cold stone, just as Kili had.

"Y/n!" Rushing towards you still, he had knelt by you, flipping you on your back, your eyes shut and motionless. "Please , don't be dead." His voice soft, letting out a load dramatic sob, you were not sure if it was real, his hands on your cheeks squishing them. Pushing his hands off you forcefully, sitting up to look at him. The moon light brightening his face from the sark halls, only a few candles were lit.

"I'm not dead; just wanted you to go away." His shoulders sank , as did the smile he gave you, his chestnut eyes dulled looking over your form and your bag.

"Where are you going...y/n?"

There was no point lying, you were clearly going somewhere, no I'm not going anywhere bullshit.

"Gondor."

"Gondor? Gondor?! Why would you go there? What do you have there?" He was not happy, you both just sitting on the cold floor, staring at your feet as Kili stared you down.

"What do I have here? I've done what I was meant to." Kili had scoffed in annoyance his face scrunching up as you stood from the floor.

"You cannot be serious. Y/n/n, please, I was coming to see you before I saw you in the hall. Don't leave."

"Well, that's lovely."

"Y/n, please don't leave me, please..." The voice soft, cracking into a higher pitch, your feet halted in place.

"Walk me back to my room."

With that, Kili did a bright smile on his lips, grabbing your bag, and your hand. As he skipped to your room, pressing a large kiss to your cheek.

"See you in the morning, love!"

You were alone again, sleeping in your bed with all the furs over you, you fell into slumber. What only felt like minutes had been hours , waking up from your door being slammed open. You forgot to lock it... Jumping out of sleep to see who was there, your hair stuck to your face , your eyes sagging.

Closing the door, there stood Kili smiling at you panting, his hair wind swept, leaning against your door. You had let out a groans falling back onto your pillow, your eyes slamming shut. For a moment there was no sound no nothing, but you knew you would not be able to go back to sleep. Especially when Kili had jumped onto your bed, specifically onto the pillow next to yours.

Turning your head to the side, there laid Kili his head held up by his hand with his arm in a triangle. Yeah on his side, that pose, grinning at you.

"Good morning."  Half tempted to grab your pillow and cover his face with it you had let out a moan again, flipping to face the other way. The bed got lighter, Kili had left no he had not, he was going to do something you wouldn't like. Seconds later, the squeaking of draws being opened , hit you, you were not getting more sleep.

Your eyes now wide, after rubbing the sleep from them, sitting up against your pillow- You could clearly see Kili going through your draws picking items of clothing out. Wait, what was he wearing? He had a long brunette wig on. Hold on he was not picking out one outfit, but two. Did he think you were the same size?

"I'll buy you more." Like he knew what you were thinking, he turned and threw some clothing at you. "Hurry up, I need you to help me." His tone serious, not harsh nor loud just differently his flirtatious usual tone. There was no point arguing, the stubbornness of dwarves.

Going behind the divider after peeing you had gotten dressed quickly. "Take your tunic , and pants off, put on the undergarments for when I'm done."  Standing still for a moment Kili watched your shadow, opening his mouth to disagree but quickly closing it. He wondered about how you did not even question what was going on.

After it was clear for you to come out, Kili had thought you would laugh, but instead you loosened corset lifting it over his head and over the shift. "Do you want it tight?" Your casual tone,  caused Kili to become distracted, your hands gripping the strings waiting.

"I'm sorry, did you say t-tight?" Kili looked at you in the body sized mirror his cheeks pinched pink noticing you holding the corset strings.  "Oh, just believable not too tight." Kili's mind was somewhere else. Letting out a dramatic cough at the slightest pull you had decided that was enough, he'd moan for the rest of the day.  You hadn't been used to these dresses either , you rarely wore them, only since you had been in Erebor. That was only for special events, today must be one of them.

The petticoat already on him, helping him into the hoop. Keeping his own shoes, you had pulled the final dress layer on him, helping him with his wig no gloves his hands were too big. Okay he had thick arse, muscular chest so he looked like dam. Kili stood before you, dressed in your clothes, he had only stubble , passing as a Darrow dam would not be hard.

"Truly beautiful, Kee." As he spun around in front of the mirror before stopping in front of you, grinning widely. "You think?" Nodding at him, he spun again. "As do you ,my lady." You had scoffed, as you brushed your hair.

"Why did you need me do this?"  Dramatically he had turned back to you with his mouth open. "You of course, how else am I supposed to get out of my duties, if everyone can recognise me?" That was very clever for Kili anyways, had he been thinking about this for a while?

“Well, what are you going to do today, Miss?”

“We are going to flirt with old men.”

“What?”

“Come on, we have some mischief to cause.”

That’s how you ended up at a ball, which Thorin was fuming because he could not find his nephew, Fili had told Dis that Kili had went to Dale for Bofur. She did not believe it. A ball without a Prince? Disgraceful.

Whereas he was there, with you. Pretending to be well behaved woman as you ate food and drank. Music playing in the background...wait was that Jareth singing? Yes it was, sorry about that, oh and Freddie Mercury? What? I’m sorry Kenobi too?

Men approaching the both of you, Kili laughing along with their jokes, and slapping them ‘gently’ on their shoulders, one had dropped their glass, rubbing their shoulders when walking away.

It was very embarrassing when both of you were facing the food table when you had been tapped on the shoulder. “Can I have a dance, my lady?” Both of you turning around, at the same time, Fili’s eyes widened when seeing it was you.

“Oh, Y/n, you look absolutely lovely, and who is your friend?” His eyes meeting Kili as he sipped his drink, spitting his drink all over Kili. His eyes travelling up and down his brother in shock and disbelief.

“Kili?!”

“Shh! I am Keanu, of the blue mountains.” Fili had looked back at you covering your face from trying not to cry with laughter, his face reddened snorting out a laugh too.

“This was his idea wasn’t it?” Nodding at the Prince he had bust out with laughter, lifting your hand to his lips pressing a kiss to your knuckles before travelling away, towards Dwalin...

“Would you like to dance, y/n?” It was not strange for woman to dance together, nodding, he had grabbed your hand as the song changed, leading you to the floor. Heroes tune playing , anything is possible.

‘And you, you can be mean.’

‘And I, I’ll drink all the time.’

‘Cause we’re lovers’

The two of you elbows locked as you swung around together, dancing around , Kili had even lifted you above his head like he was Patrick Swayze. You told him you couldn’t do that back. Eventually ended up become tired really fast, your heads in each other’s shoulders, careful Kili’s wif did not fall off.

Swaying together, your eyes locking as smiling at each other, giddy. Kili’s eyes flickered down to your lips for split second before returning to your eyes, trouble is what comes from that smirk.

“You know what would really cause a scene?” Shaking your head slightly, frightened, well not really.

“If we kissed, right now.” Your heart pounding in your chest, he wasn’t seriously surely? His hand reaching to cup your chin, his chestnut eyes glistening in the yarn light.

“What are you are you asking, Kili?” You weren’t sure if he even heard your whisper over the noise of the ball.

“Y/n/n, darling, can I kiss you?”

“Yes.” His lips were upon yours pressing a long peck against your soft lips, before pulling away from them. The cold air hitting your lips from the loss of warmth. Cheeks pink ad you looked at Kili. “You know, I love you, Y/n.”

“Yes, I lov-“ Though your confession was cut short, as several gasps had alerted Thorin and most of the original company, as well as Dis. Who all saw some of what had just happened, yes lesbian relationships did happen in middle earth just not often. Nor were they so public.

“Y/n!” Thorin called you other, your hand intertwined with Kili’s you pulled him with you, towards Thorin, Dis, Fili , and Dwalin. Thorin’s disproving gaze on both of you, jealous not disproving, he longed for a certain small fellow.

“I am sorry to disrupt your night with your date, but for your safety I must advise you do n-“ “ Kili?!” Dis had interrupted her brother, Dwalin had sighed under his breath. Thorins head had snapped to his sister looking around for Kili with no luck. Until, he had followed her eyes, to next you.

“Kili?!” Smirking at his uncle, oh gosh he looked like he was going to have a stroke, how could he not see it, this was like Clark Kent with no glasses just a wig.

“Sorry, this is Keanu, Kili is in Dale at the moment.”

[simonheartzu]

character(s) for the fantasy au !!

name: clover (birth name unknown)

age: immortal

sexuality: lesbian

species: centaur

height: 6'7 (half horse, i mean come on now)

lover: nobody... yet

family:

dad: (unknown)

mother: (unknown)

siblings: (unknown)

backstory:

there really isn't much to tell, you see whenever i became immortal, i lost all of my memories. i was a stupid teen, 17 to be exact, in the year 1322. i'm assuming, knowing me, i wanted to sell my soul to be with a "true love." but, then i'm assuming that person betrayed me. now, now, don't listen to me. this is me piecing all the information i know together. while, usually, there's some way to get killed. whether it's "the spell is reversed" or it's "we have to rip you apart" neither of those work on me. i really am going go live forever.

alright, now, i'll tell you my (somewhat) recent life. i guess that would mean from 1322 to present. yeah, i know, it's a lot of years. but, i'll stick to telling you how i became a centaur. no, i wasn't born this way.

the year was 1492, i was sprinting through a forest, as one does when they get caught stealing from the king. and, karma as we know it, decides to take its chance. as i finally get far enough away from a guard, a tree started falling. believe or not, i had no idea. i was to stick in my head about being in jail for life, i didn't even hear the snaps of branch and roots. anyways, i look up just in time to see the tree come down onto me.

i wake up in a barn. I look down to see, i in fact do not have have legs. in that second i realized, im going to have to live my so called "life" without legs. as that thought crosses my mind an old lady walks into the horse stall i was placed in.

"hello, darling." she said, her voice was sweeter than honey. "uh, hi, miss. do you happen to have an extra pair of legs nearby?" i asked jokingly, though hoping she said yes. "as a matter of a fact, i do." she responded, my eyes widened. "well, could you, uh, give them to me?" i asked, stunned. "i'll attach them to you!." she said, with a sweet grin on her face. "thank you, thank you so much!!" i pleaded.

let's just say that was the most pain i've ever been in. the "surgery" lasted 6 hours. about half way through, i passed out due to the pain. though, any mortal human would've died. as i woke up with my new pair(s) of legs she was sitting it shock, "i thought you had died! my lord, i couldn't feel a pulse." her tear stained face came charging towards me. she wrapped me up in a big, warm hug. she ended up branding me, so nobody could steal me from her. the symbol looks like a clover (how i got my name).

by the way, i don't think i mentioned that i don't have a pulse. i'm supposed to be dead, but can't be.

anyways, that's the story of how i became a centaur. she mended almost all of the nerves together. she did miss a few, i can't feel anything in my back legs. luckily, she did mend all the ligaments and muscles together, i can use all the legs perfectly and got use to the numbness. oh, i stayed with the old lady until she passed. i lived in her barn, i got use to the smell. luckily, she realized i'm not fully horse, so she did feed me "human food." sadly, she passed away 6 years later, so i ran away and came to maleficent's kingdom to look for a job.

i also learned, over the years, women are so, so, so much better than men