#WTF WAS THATTT

[mjrino]

so i watched world enough and time

[sudaca-swag]

absolutely madness going on in the making breakfast for my 7 kids side of tiktok

[getosugurusbangs]

"YOSHAAAAA" Intensifies

oh my god 😭😭😭

[paldeanbooper]

IM AN IDIOT

the lady i like today, i hung out with her for a while and then we sat down on a bench together and she touched my hand (accidentally) and said sorry (cuz she knows im not a fan of touching a lot) and i was like no worries!! (the ONE time im normal) and she asked 'so you're okay when i touch you?' and i said... 'oh yeah! you got special access!' WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEE

[dorkydiaz]

Eating my silly little cookies and candy for medical reasons

[sharks-in-boots]

watching BrBa, the music in the epsiode Ozymandias is so Yume Nikki-esque

[b3ach-bunn7]

CHANGE OUT OF SOMETHING YOU KNOW

You’re the League of Villans new healer. Messages between you and their resident arsonist.

slight nsfw, more just teasing than anything else

(title based off the blood orange song plz listen 🙏)

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October 8th

2:06 pm

You: hi, idk if Shigaraki told you but I’m the leagues new healer!! I think we r bedroom neighbours :D

You: so if u need anything I’m a room away lol

Dabi: K

You: wow so articulate

Seen

October 10th

12:09am

Dabi: Shiggy says go to the bar

You: okay

You: what did he need?

Seen

October 11th:

4:40 pm

You: did u eat my leftovers

Dabi: 🧐

You: BRUH

You: ur buying me more idgaf

Dabi: Hell no

You: I’m gonna tell kugisaki then

Dabi: Okay? Tf is he gonna do

You: aren’t u on his Spotify family plan

Dabi: Fine I’ll fucking buy u more fatty

You: HAHA

October 13th

10:09am

Dabi: Shut the fuck up

Dabi: Ur so loud

You: that’s what she said 😂

Dabi: Actually kys

Dabi: Turn that shit down

You: aw ur so nice 🥰

October 15th

2:06 am

You: can u shut up it’s 2am

Seen

October 19th

1:18 am

You: where r u

You: shig says u need me

Dabi: I don’t need shit

Dabi: I’m fine

You: right so the blood trail leading to ur room is just decor then?

Dabi: Getting a head start on Halloween

You: just let me in 😒

October 20th 

3:07 pm

You: where do u get the staples for ur face and stuff

Dabi: Y

You: just Y is crazy 😭

You: I’m getting supplies for the league

Dabi: Target

You: ???

You: they’re just normal staples???

You: I thought they were like medical ones

Dabi: Too expensive 

You: brokie

Dabi: Kys 

You: okay and what if I did

Dabi: Mission accomplished

You: prick 

October 22nd

11:31 pm

Dabi: Need healing

You: what’s the magic word 😁

Dabi: I’ll burn u to a crisp?

You: omw!!!!

October 25th

8:43 pm

You: do u guys do anything for Halloween

Dabi: R we 12

You: duck off

Dabi: 🦆 

You: STFY

You: ykw I mean

You: like a party or smth

You: or do I have to source my Halloween activities outside of the league

Dabi: Idk

Dabi: Ask Toga

You: okay thanks for nothing 🙄

Seen

October 25th

10:01 pm

You: ME AND TOGA R HAVING A MOVIE NIGHT

You: 🤪🤪🤪🤪

You: u are invited 

Dabi: K

You: its for Halloween so u have to dress up

Dabi: The fuck

Dabi: Y

You: togas never cekebrated Halloween

You: and she got kinda sad when I asked fo i told her we can dress up here

Dabi: Oh

You: so if u can come she’d greatly appreciate it!!!

You: and ig I would too 😒

Dabi: Yh you’d love me there

You: shut up 

October 29th

3:43 am

Dabi: Y/N

Dabi: Y/N

Dabi: R u awake

Dabi: Y/N

Dabi: Wake up

You: wtf do u want 

You: its theee am

Dabi: Ik but I need you

You: huh

Dabi: Healing

Dabi: Got hit bad

You: oh shit okay

You: you in your room?

Dabi: Tes

You: coming

Dabi: Lol

You: bros dying and is still cracking jokes

October 29th

2:05 pm

Dabi: Does ur quirk always do that

You: do what?

Dabi: Hurt u

You: oh thattt

You: well it like gets rid of ur pain and injury but part of the pain had to go to me 

You: has*

You: my pain tolerance is high tho so idm most of the time

You: ur wound was just kinda bad yesterday so it hurt a bit more than usual 😅

You: or this morning ig

Dabi: Oh

Dabi: I didn’t know that

You: lolz it’s okay 😝

You: I’m used to it

Dabi: Thx ig

You: you guess?!??!

Dabi: K

You: YOU kys 

October 31st

7:06 pm

You: YOU ACC DRESSED UP :D

Dabi: I’m wearing plastic fangs

You: I see those eyeliner bite marks on ur neck

Dabi: Y r u looking at my neck freak

Dabi: Should be watching the movie not me

You: shut up

You: does this mean u wear eyeliner

Dabi: Shut the fuck up

You: HAHA

Dabi: Never text me again

You: ughhhhhh ur soooo emo 🖤🥀⛓️

Seen

November 4th

5:09 pm

You: DABI

You: DABIIIIIIUIII

You: PLZ MY CREAMTION KING

Dabi: Cremation u freak

You: LMAOOOOO

You: that was an accident

Dabi: What

You: can u come with me and toga to watch the fireworks 😝

Dabi: Ur actually on Togas dick

Dabi: Leave her alone

You: r u jealous I’m not hanging with u :/

You: I promise we can go out

Dabi: Ew

You: rude

You: plzzz just come

Dabi: 😳

You: UR SO GROSS

You: we r leaving at half past

November 8th 

4:07 pm

Dabi: Grab black hair dye on ur way home 

You: what brand

Dabi: Manic panic

You: wait does this mean ur hair isn’t actually naturally black??

Dabi: No the dyes for Toga

You: ohhh okay

Dabi: Ur so fucking stupid

You: LEAVE ME ALONE 😭😭

You: can I help u dye it 😝

Dabi: No

You: PLEAAAAAAAASE

Missed call

Dabi: Never call me again

You: PLEASE

Dabi: Fuckijg hell

Dabi: Fine

You: YIPEEE

November 12th

1:15 am

You: dabi istg

You: shut the actual fuck up

You: both of you

Missed call

You: bro ur actually pissing me off

You: WE SHARE A WALL

You: I CAN HEAR U TEO FUCKING LIKE IM IN THE ROOM WITH YOU

You: I actually hate you 

November 12th

3:06 am

Dabi: Soz

Dabi: Lol

Dabi: We’re finished now

You: yeah I could fucking tell 

You: dickhead

Dabi: 🙁

Dabi: I was just giving her a good time

Dabi: I can show you if you’d like

You: she’s literlaly still in the room with you u degenerate 

Dabi: You been listening?

Dabi: Freaky 😛

You: FUCK YOU

November 15th

10:06 pm

Dabi: image attachment

Dabi: Tf is this

You: it’s yakult idiot 

Dabi: Why is it in my room

You: oh I heard u say to toga u can’t buy them cause

You: ur a famous villain and stuff

You: so I bought some when I was out 😝

Dabi: Why

You: omg we’ve upgraded to full words

You: idk I just saw them and remebered so i grabbed them

You: if u don’t want them I’ll come grab them sorry if I made u feel weird

Dabi: Shut up it’s fine

Dabi: Thx

You: 😝

November 17th 

9:07 pm

Dabi: image attachment

You: HAHHA

You: WHAT HAPOENED

Dabi: Some weird ass slime guy in an alley way

Dabi: Spinner got hit

You: he looks like those alien toys that come in the slime eggs

Dabi: 🤣🤣

You: poor baby

You: I can’t heal that

November 20th

11:16 pm

Missed call

Missed call

Dabi: What did I say about calling me 

You: plz pick up

You: I think this guy is following me

You: and I’m scared

You: I took like three turns anrbhes still behind me

Dabi & Y/N, Time elapsed: 45 minutes

November 21st

12:15 am

You: thank you for earlier 

Dabi: It’s ok

Dabi: What did he look like 

You: uhm a bit shorter than u, brown hair and I think brown eyes

You: he was wearing a green bomber jacket and he was by the corner shop

You: why

Dabi: None of ur business 

You: I can hear u leaving ur room

You: where r u going

Dabi: Shut up

You: right 😭

November 22nd 

1:06 am

You: bro not again

You: please STOP

You: can’t u go back to their place for once like 😭😭

Dabi: He’s busy 😘

You: girl idgaf

You: go be busy somewhere else 

You: or stfu

Dabi: Sorry

Dabi: She took my phone 

You: again idgaf just plz shut up I wanna sleep

Dabi: K

You: 🖕

November 24th

9:09 pm 

You: me and twice are watching a movie if you wanna join 

Dabi: What r u watching

You: hot fuzz 😝 

You: a classic 

You: u probably don’t even know it 

You: it’s kinda underground and too cool for u

Dabi: I do fucking know it

Dabi: Cornetto triology

You: …

You: literally in love with u rn 😍

Dabi: Shut up

Dabi: Coming don’t start without me

You: okayyyyyy

Dabi: Stfu

You: 😞

November 30th

8:07 pm

Dabi: Turn ur music down

Dabi: Y/N

Dabi: Y/N

Missed call

You: what did I say about calling me 🥀⛓️🖤

Dabi: Turn ur fucking music down 

You: It’s chappel roan 🙁

Dabi: I don’t give a fuck

You: KNEE DEEP IN THE PASSENGER SEAT

Dabi: Stfu

You: AND UR EATING ME OUT 😔😔

Dabi: You wish

You: :/ don’t ruin Chappel for me

Dabi: I’d show chappel a good time

You: She’s a lesbian u freak

You: EYE will show her a good time

Dabi: Can I watch 😍

You: Ew

Dabi: 😔

December 2nd

6:36 pm

You: bro

You: where tf is kugisaki

You: do yk 

Dabi: Nah

Dabi: What do u need 

You: I’m so fucking cold

You: the heating in my room isn’t working😔😔😔😔

You: and I’m gonna die of coldness

Dabi: L

Dabi: Can’t relate

You: where r u rn

Dabi: Couch

You: okay I’m coming

You: ur gonna warm me up thanks for offering I accept

Dabi: Tf

You: On my way! 

Dabi: Lol

You: shuddup 

Dabi: Stay in ur cold room then

You: IM SORDY IM SORRY

You: u can keep talking forever 

Dabi: Good girl

Dabi: Bring the yakult from my room

You: okay 😁

December 10th

5:45 pm

Dabi: Are u crying

You: omfg can u hear me

You: that’s so embarassing wtf 😭

Dabi: Why r u crying

You: lmao I’m just on my period

You; I saw a tik tok of those army dads coming home and they always make me cry

Dabi: Lol I just heard u sob again

You: yeah it’s so funny 

December 10th

6:10 pm

You: DABI

You: DID U GET ME THESE

You: THE CHOCOLATE AND THE heavy duty pads

Dabi: No

You: :D u so did

You: thank u :((

You: how did u know I like m&ms 😝

Dabi: Cause ur always eating them fatty

You: HEY

You: I’ll cry again

Dabi: Loser

You: yeah a loser u bought chocolate for 

December 15th

9:18 pm

Dabi: Why r u crying again

You: why r u watching me freak

You: it’s movie night not Y/N night

Dabi: I can hear u sniffling ur right next to me

You; YH cause ur warm

You: idk my sister loved this movie

Dabi: Why is that making u cry

You: because she’s dead 😁

Dabi: Oh

You: yeah oH 

Dabi: Damn

You: LMAO 

You: thank u for the comfort 🙏🙏

Dabi: Idk what to say 😔

You: people usually say sorry

Dabi: I’m not saying that shit

Dabi: i didn’t kill her

You: LMAOOO

Dabi: There there 

You: that works 

You: just keep me warm and I’ll be okay

Dabi: I’m not a human heater

You: my body is telling me smth different

Dabi: 😒

December 18th

5:07 pm

You: bro do u have my laundry

You: I think spinner put it in ur room by accident 

Dabi: He did 😁

You: why r u so happy about that

Dabi: Cause ur pink panties are so pretty

You: I’m gonna kill myself!

You: STOP LOOKING AT MY JNDERWEAR 

Dabi: Its not my fault theyre all over my bed 

Dabi: So u like lace

Dabi: Noted

You: I hope u know I’m on the ledge rn

Dabi: Aw don’t be shy 

Dabi: Its nothing I haven’t seen before

You: whore 

Dabi: A good one

You: I’m coming to get them and no words will be exchanged between us

Dabi: Boring

December 19th 

8:37 pm

You: oh dabi 😁😁😁😁😁

Dabi: No

You: u don’t even know what I want

Dabi: Yes I do

Dabi: Toga and Twice asked me and I said no

You: :(

You: plz it will be so fun

You: and the limit is ten pound plz

You: I haven’t done a secret Santa in ages and forever

Dabi: No

You: pleeeeeaaaaaaaaase

You: :(

Dabi: Fucking hell 

Dabi: Ok

Dabi: If I get shiggy I’m buying him Vaseline

You: YIPPEE

You: thank u :D

Dabi: Stfu

December 23rd

11:52 pm

Dabi: Come to my room 

You: fuck off

You: yk I can see u from the living room

Dabi: Oh

Dabi: Okay?

You: u ain’t slick lil bro 😭

You: also yk that’s not even mistletoe

You: I think that’s just a twig from outside

Dabi: Again

Dabi: Okay?

You: shut up

Dabi: Plz come to my room I need healing 🙁

You: SHUSH

December 25th

2:06 am

Dabi: y/n

Dabi: why arnet unhere

Dabi: ehy am I dirnkifn with shiggy and teice 

Dabi: shouod be with u baby

You: oh dabi :/

You: I told u I wanted to stay and watch Christmas movies with Toga 

You: r u drunk 

Dabi: ovviusly 

Dabi: come to the bar

Dabi: wanna kiss you 

Dabi: bring the miserlloe

Dabi: miseltoe

You: shut up

Dabi: xome shut me up with ur mouth

Dabi: so hot

Dabi: are u wearing that lacy underwar 

You: plz stop talking about my underwear 🙏

Dabi: vant stop thinking about them

Dabi: wanna fuck you white youve still got them on

You: okay!!!! I think that’s enough drinks for u!!!!!!

Dabi: no im beirng fr

Dabi: ur so hot

Dabi: hmerry christmas 

You: merry christmas dabi

Dabi: my lisp really hrut 

Dabi: kiss them better

You: hypothetically I could

Dabi: pelase baby

You: goodnight!!

December 26th 

3:07 pm

Dabi: I meant all of it btw

You: 😭😭 u drank half the bar 

You: how r u even awake

Dabi: Fucking headache

You: I can heal it if u want

Dabi: Please

You: okayyy omw 

Dabi: Wait

Dabi: Did u open ur secret Santa

You: wait no I didn’t

You: cause u wanted to be different and leave it in my room and not under the tree

Dabi: Open it first

You: okay………

You: Dabi

Dabi: 😁

You: is this fucking christmas themed lingerie

Dabi: 😁😁😁😁

Dabi: Wear it while u heal me

You: DIE

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do I think the LOV would actually be this close and family au? Probably not. Do I care? HELL NO. Ik he’d be such a degenerate even if he is a cutie deep down

also the whole “he’s busy 😘” thing is him trying to get over u and realising he acc wants to fuck YOU and not the random girls he’s picking up on the streets

I feel like my Britishness comes into play so much in these text posts so plz excuse it.. but I just love Touya.. my inspiration has been crazy recently but plz don’t get used to this 😔 uni is only getting busier

[deeps3a-h0munculu5]

It seemed to struggle with speaking, it's throat (or voicebox, you can't tell.) seemed to not be.. uh.. working correctly. "ze.. o...95... 2.. s... Lva... N.. Ru... i..."

Silva Narumi. Subject 0952. You could figure that much out through her garbled, broken speech.

She seems to jump as you smack her hand away, and looks at said hand before snapping it back into position. Seems it even has trouble standing. It's rusted joints hardly functioning as they had both barely been maintained or used. With how she seems like she's forgotten how to move, it seems she was used to puppeteering herself with that bundle of wires.

(Hope this works uhh WHOS DOWN FOR BODY HORROR?? I can make this less freaky if you so desire lol -xoxo, @deeps3a-h0munculu5)

A quiet thud reverberates through the blocked off sector as the mangled octarian falls out of the wires that had been holding her suspended.

Her limbs twist and contort back into their correct positions as she stands up, face obscured by her tentacles. Her metalic limbs rusted over, creaking as she reached out a hand to you.

"..commander....?" She croaks out weakly, the organs visible through her see-through plastic torso convulsing. You could see and hear her heart thumping against the mechanical components pressing against her innards.

(no need. 😁 i am quite fond of body horror!)

When the limp wires released their captive and sent her body clamoring into the cold, unwelcoming concrete below, all Denewiah could think to itself was I knew I should’ve had that damn panel in the ceiling fixed already.

Its metallic face mimics a cocked brow as it then leers down at the fleshed heap of artificial appendages, appearing to debate on whether or not it was observing a person… or a thing. He decides on the latter once he processes that pitiful hand reaching out in a bid for his attention.

“Do not touch me.” it stated simply and without a modicum of personal vitriol towards the individual, even as it sternly smacked her wrist away. Physical contact wasn’t something the old telephone was too keen on. Not unless he initiated it first, at least.

It adjusts on its heels, perhaps just a bit uneasy with the way the strange specimen’s entrails pulse within their crudely crafted shell.

“Surely you aren’t one of mine. Identify yourself.” Tartar ordered.

[bloodibambiidoll]

I'm asking waayyy too much BUT ITS THE LAST ONE I PINKY PROMISE( for today. . .)

Anyyywaayyssss, okay so what if weird girl!reader was hanging around n climbing trees or something (bc I do that-) and JJ sees her and he's like "girl wtf r u doing up there" and blah blah blah it's there first time meeting too (it would be fun if rafe sees this and they're not dating yet n he gets a lil jelly hehe)

VERY RANDOM BUT MY HEAD JUST WORKS LIKE THATTT

Ty bb🪽🫀

Omg yes!! This is such a cutie idea!! I actually had this pic saved on her Pinterest board bc she absolutely climbs trees. Sometimes she just climbs a little too high… Jealous!Rafe, fluff, lovesick!Rafe 18+MNDI!

(Also in another world Jj & Weird!girl would be so cute actually)

“What’re you doing up there?” The sound of someone’s voice nearly has you falling off the tree branch you’re perched on as your hand flies to chest and a surprised gasp leaves you. You look below you to see a head of messy blonde hair and ocean blue eyes squinting up at you through the sun. You’ve never met him, but recognize him of course, it’s not like the island is particularly big so you’ve seen everyone at least once. Jj Maybank, he’s from the cut so it makes sense that you’ve never really crossed paths. He’s cute though.

“Umm… I’m doing pretty much exactly what it looks like I’m doing, sitting in a tree.” You let out a little small chuckle as you look down at him. “What are you doing down there?”

“Well, I’m exactly what it looks like I’m doing, walking on the ground.” You snort at that, giving him a playful roll of your eyes. “I know, I’m hilarious. I was just makin’ sure you weren’t stuck up there or anything.”

“I mean, I wouldn’t say stuck. I’d say I may have flown too close to the sun climbing up this high.” You shrug as you kick your dangling feet back and forth.

“Soooo… you’re stuck then?” Jj smirks up at you as he adjusts the cap on his head so it’s facing backwards. It gives you a better view of his face, he’s cute. Maybe if you weren’t already so invested in Rafe you would definitely be interested in him.

“I mean, mentally? Yes. Physically? No. I could get down whenever I want, actually.” Your voice is sickly sweet and Jj wonders why he’s never talked to you before. He’s seen you around and he’s always thought you were hot. That whole semi creepy but still angelic vibe you give off really does it for him.

“Yeah? You need some help?” He chuckles and leans his hand against the trunk of the tree, out stretching his neck and accentuating his jaw. He looks like he’d be nice to bite.

“She’s good, Maybank.” Your head whips around to see Rafe walking down the dirt path with a stone cold look set on his face. “I can help my girl. You can fuck off now.”

“Rafey! Hi!” You smile wide as you wave down at him enthusiastically. You sent him a picture of you up in the tree telling him you might need a little help getting down and he immediately dropped everything to come to your rescue.

“Rafey, huh? That’s adorable, truly.” Jj smirks at Rafe and it has him breathing out hard through his nostrils. He’s been trying really hard not to beat every man who looks at you to a pulp but seeing fucking Jj Maybank smirking up at you while you giggle is making him see red.

“Shut the fuck up, Pogue. Didn’t I tell you to fuck off? I suggest you do before we have an actual problem.” Rafe takes a few steps towards him, his eyes are like blue fire as he glares at Jj like he wants to burn him alive. It’s kind of hot. If you’re being honest with yourself.

“Okaaaay, I think that’s enough. I’m good Jj, thank you for offering to help me, you’re sweet.” You give him a saccharine smile and it makes him swoon just a little. You are so cute that if he wasn’t trying to stay off the cops radar he would probably stand here and fuck with Rafe even more.

“Yeah, no problem, sweetheart. See ya around, let me know if pretty boy over here decides to fuck you over, I don’t mind being your rebound.” Jj bites his lip as he winks at you before turning to walk off. Rafe wants to chase after him and wipe that smug ass look off his face by shoving it into the dirt.

“Raaaafe.” You snap your fingers to get his attention and it pulls him out of his rage filled trance. He looks up at you, smiling down at him so sweetly and he almost forgets who Jj Maybank even is. Almost. He still wants to kick his fucking ass.

“Hmm? Yeah baby?”

“Can you help me get down now?” He giggle and Rafe swears it’s his favorite sound other than when you scream for him while you fall apart in his cock.

“Oh shit, yeah. C’mere.” Rafe moves so he’s directly under you with his arms outstretched. “Jump down, I’ll catch you.”

“I don’t know, Rafe. I’m pretty high up.” Your expression turns nervous so Rafe leans up so he can hit the bottom of your shoe with the tips of his fingers.

“You’re not even that high, see? Just fuckin’ jump. Promise I won’t let you fall.” He shakes his hands above his head and gives you that semi goofy, reassuring smile that’s reserved only for you.

“Okay. Fine.” You let out a dramatic sigh before bracing your hands on the branch so you can push yourself down into Rafe’s arms. A little squeal leaves you when he grips onto your hips and pulls you against his chest. You wrap your arms around his neck so you can plant a messy smooch on his lips. “My savior!! How will I ever repay you, fair knight?”

“Pft. You’re so fuckin’ dramatic.” Rafe snorts as he lightly sets you down on the ground.

“I’m dramatic? You were about to beat Jj’s ass for trying to help me!” You laugh, jokingly pushing your hand into his shoulder.

“Nah, he was doing more than just trynna help you.” Rafe grabs onto your hand so he can pull you closer against his chest. “He was fucking flirting with you and you’re mine.”

“Yours, huh? Guess I missed the letter in the mail that said we were official.”

“Oh my god, you’re so dumb.” Rafe throws his head back with a groan but you can see the smile painted across your lips. “I thought I made it pretty fuckin’ clear that you’re my girl.”

“Hmmm… I don’t know, might need you to spell it out for me.” Your giggle makes butterflies erupt in his stomach and Rafe never believed in that butterflies in your tummy bullshit until he met you.

“Ugh. You’re a brat, you know that?” You shrug, letting out a satisfied hum. “Fine. Be my girlfriend?”

“Uh, duh, I already am.” He rolls his eyes and you give him a satisfied smile. “Just wanted to hear you say it.”

“You’re sooo in for it when we get back to my place. Brat.” He grips onto your neck, pulling your lips against his in a rough kiss. “Car. Let’s go.”

“Okay, okay, sooo bosssy.” He smacks your ass and you yelp, running full speed toward his truck.

“Oh hell nah! Get your lil ass back here!!”

Taglist: @babygorewhore @strawberrydolly333 @starkeysprincess @sturnioloshacker @nemesyaaa @rafeinterlude @loserboysandlithium

All things Rafe & his weird!girl here

Divider is @strangergraphics

[ch3rryjampi3]

I'm craving for more werewolf Katsuki x Reader smmm!! Whenever I search it it's mostly smut and I don't like thattt I want fluff :(!!! Like Imagine you live just besides a forest or the forest is just behind your house and somehow Katsuki found where you live cuz he smelt a delicious food. There he saw you and he realises the delicious scent he smelt wasn't a food at all, he just smelled your scent. After that he always visits you (without you even knowing lmfaoo) and ofc you notice that your walls at the back of your house has scratch marks and some of your chickens goes missing and you investigate and all ughh idk I just want a werewolf Katsuki x reader fluff😞😞

Guys I'm so down bad wtf.

[projectdivaar]

y the fuck r all the beatles movies only on fucking apple tv. wtf even is thattt...fuck tjis shit bruh

[ellieswyfe]

AOT Men

(eren n armin) reacting to ricewater 🥹

(mood song)

Eren: thisss is the one right heree (my man Fr😫)!! he's literally OBSESSED with you and your culture, sharing info w him and teaching him things is SO EASY and he catches on soo quick 🥺.

this man will massage oil into your scalp every other night and buy silk pillowcases just to protect your hair, so when he spots you in your shared kitchen one night with jasmin rice and your phone propped up playing a yt tutorial, he wasn't so surprised that you were concoctioning up something for your hair (again🫶🏾).

he'll grab you by your love handles and snuggle his chin into the curve of your neck,, "baby whatchu making?", he's so sweet but so unaware of the chaos that's bout to ensue 😂. you turn your head to kiss him on the nose and tell him that it's just another product for your hair, and he surely regretted trusting you on that one.

he saw you put the container of rice and water it in the back of your bathroom cabinet, and the within the next few days he forgot about it,, that was until he saw you three days later in the bathroom.

sleepily going up to hug you and bring you back to bed, he stopped in his tracks when he smelt that god awful vinegary smell of rice water. "yoo WTF Is that smell" he gagged into his shirt while scrunching up his face.

it was tooo funny and he's literally so dramatic when he finds out it's that stuff you made days ago in the kitchen. When he got used to the smell he calmed down but you are NOTT allowed back in the room till that shits washed out your hair!! 😂😂

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Armin: poor baby he doesn't know what he's in for walking into the bathroom expecting it to be the normal routine of you doing your hair 😭. he normally likes watching you do your hair,, sitting on the tub ledge when you suspiciously brought out a liquid-filled container from under the counter.

setting it on aside on the counter and continuing on with your wash day, he began to dismiss and even forget all about the strange liquid- well thats until you reached to open it of course.

you see, armin is such a kind, helpful, and supportive boyfriend so it wouldn’t come off as a shock that when he saw you struggling to open the lid he kindly offered his help. and like the idiot he was, he lifted the jar up to his chest, press down, and popped the lid open with ease.

“thankk you bab”- “OH MY GODD BABE WHAT IS THATTT..” armin yelled and damn near dropped the container as he was handing it to you. (😂🤦🏾‍♀️)

he quickly pinched the collar of his shirt over his nose harshly glaring at you. “baby its my rice water” you laugh out. at first he goes and positions himself by the door, still watching you do your hair. but when his legs get tired he has no other choice but to resume his seat on the ledge.

continuing to spectate he asked all sorts of questions about this so called “rice water” and it was annoying you to the point where you couldn’t focus on your hair. “boy this is not 21 questions ask me laterr my arms are tiredd and i’m hungry.” you whine, prompting armin to give you a sad puppy face. sad face gets to you and you end up telling him all apart the hair growth recipe (armin: 1 you: 0 😤)

(he doesn’t let you come near him until he sees you wash it out though)

after wash day though he gives you all the kuddles n kisses. <3

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SORRY THIS WAS KINDA SHORTT?? (was gonna write another but i lost motivation n got lazy 😓)

lmk if i should do a LONGERR part 2 🫶🏾🩷

[dontdodrugs-dome]

What’s the best way to cheat on someone ?

“Alright pray fa me y’all be lucky I love y’all because I’m really risking my marriage for y’all satisfaction ” I say towards the camera I swear I love my fans a lil too much

I call Anthony name trying to sound as serious as possible, to come into the room which he takes forever doing even though he was legit just a couple feet away “wassup ma?” He says scanning my facial expressions to see what could possibly be wrong

His New York accent shinning bright as ever but we must stay focus “I have a serious question ” I tell him trying not to smile at the fact he looked so good in his sweats I swear this man could wear a tree and he would look good

“Ok? Is everything alright ” I shake my head while continuing with the question “how do you cheat on someone ” I swear the second them words came out my mouth all you can hear is the birds outside our windows “what do you mean ” he had his eyebrows raised

“I don’t know I just needed to know-” I was rudely cut off by him “wtf you mean you “needed to know ” y/n is there’s something you tryna tell me or something ” he says getting all defensive he sat down on the bed while keeping eye contact with me

“Anthony I just needed to know I was curious that’s all” I said trying to fight the urge to go hug him my poor baby look stress “ you do know we’re married right ? You do understand that , why would you ask me this bullshit you trying cheat on me or something ? Huh ? Is there someone better that you are seeing behind my back ? ” he says while tearing up and twisting his wedding band

At the sight of his eyes watering I immediately called off the prank and hugged him ,he wrapped his arms around my waist and hugged me like I was going to disappear I stroked his hair and whispered sweet nothings in his ears we weren’t that much different in height , I grabbed his head and forced him to look me in my eyes

“Baby it’s just a prank I would never in a million years cheat on you , you are my pride and joy and I wouldn’t change that for the world itself , and someone better doesn’t even exist because you are all a woman can ask for ” I say while looking him in his eyes he smiles at me and grabs my head and kiss me ,we pulled apart “I love you so much y/n you don’t even understand ” he says while our foreheads are put together , I am so lucky .

Ahh first imagine kinda stoked (plsss what is thattt) anywho if my grammar is bad ignore it Lmao 😭, hope you enjoyed it 🫶🏾🫶🏾

[drykoolaid]

IM LITERALLY SHAKING AND THROWING UP AND CRYING OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SINCE SLEEP IS 4 THE WEAK IVE DECIDED TO SPECULATEEEW

The running theory is thattt at some point while they take a tumble down that elevator shaft, they land somewhere in that facility, meanwhile a shit ton of flashbacks occur maybe from Tessa witnessing them first hand?? Dunno, BTWWW a cross/ THE cross and or idk monster warding shit will be keyyyy

And call this a stretch but I think that Uzi gonna get rlly pissed off over N killing his mom regardless of how much she probs (idek if it’s totes official) loves him

Dolls gonna be there hacking and shit in the lil fleshy palace bc she wants to know wtf happened Yk?

Anywayyysss at some point either Uzi goes ape shit and kills everyone, orrr they get split up some how, or ofc N just dies which will mentally impact Uzi 4 the rest of her life lmao ✨

Honestly that’s the only thing I can conjure up besides for the fact that N (not Uzi wooo) will get taken over by Cyn/absolute solver, and just start fighting Tessa <3

Ong im so FUCKING EXCITED and the team and Liam vickers r so talented so this gonna be a blast in a half for me to marathon <33 ☺️

Ep 7 and soon 8 will be a baller

Bye thx 4 listening to the rant

[sfiltron]

Why is q!Charlie Slimecicle asking q!Quackity to turn him into an egg so they cam roleplay that Charlie is an egg and Quackity is his parent, and they can do tasks like a fucked up grieving process, and- WTF IS THATTT!?!??

[jils-things]

Listen to me--you'd be puffy about him showing up to if you suddenly see him in Cianwood and all he says to you is, "Yo, Aria." What kind of disrespect is that?? Surely I deserve something more cordial?? A simple "hello" would more than suffice. But no, he leads with the "yo." Such a gentleman. /lh /sarc

^ This is absolutely Aria talking asdfghjkl

Anyway, I did beat him. With difficulty. My poor Slugma isn't the most defensive Pokémon, so her experience gain was halved by me switching to other 'mons ... the man can't even let my Pokémon gain levels ...

And I will never be over that "yo," asdfghjkl--why does he act like this ... one doesn't dress themselves in such fancy attire and then go around spouting casual jargon. Madness. /lh

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omg i do not remember him going "YO" HELLOOO JDKKDJKDJKSA that is completely contrasting the kind of outfit hes wearingsdjfskjfksajgasjkfsdja wtf eusine??? BWHAHHWA OKAYYY OKAY HES KINDA GOOFY FOR THATTT /JJ I WOULD IMAGINE ARIA GOT SO PISSED like um?!?!? i'm not just some... random person you just go "yo" at?!?!! KSJDFJSFKS THEY REALLY DID TRANSLATE HIM TO SAY THAT HUH... no like i completely agree with your last paragraph likejksdfjskfjdsfj you go out of your way ti dress nicely only for you to just. slap some casual word like that KSLADKAKDLA hes truly bewilders me... /lh