#WTF THERES NO CAROL TAG???

[shewaslikeasunflower]

isn't it scary?

all you can see is the suppressed thoughts of evil. all you can feel is the everlasting agony of your body as it stretches and forces you to grow. your ears as it grows larger, forms into the being of evil. pain. there is nothing but pain.

and you are helpless. you are helpless, ninten. and no one is coming to save you.

silly effect thjng idk i cant be bothered to color it in airjfienfkej

[anambermusicbox]

im sorry but WHY IS THE DA YU TRANSLATION AT THE UN EVENT SO CRINGE

[in-a-cave-with]

a list of fic ideas that i constantly think about all the time yet have neither the time nor skill to actually write them (from least to most absolutely off the shits ridiculous):

being framed for murder isnt all that great mr stark: (mcu) just as the title might imply, it entails spider-man being accused of the murder of general ross. peter then starts receiving messages from the actual murderer telling him that they’re holding his aunt hostage and that if he wants to get her back safe he has to follow their orders in order to carry out their next devious plan. peter plays along to track down the killer, undermine their plan, and prove his innocence. tony tracks down peter to get answers about this extremely worrying situation (as peter taking matters into his own hands and going off the radar makes him look 300% more guilty in the government’s eyes). 

my friend the ghost of captain america: (616) it turns out director stark's hallucinations of the recently dead steve rogers aren’t all hallucinations, because occasionally they’re actually the semi corporeal form of the actual steve rogers, who managed to free himself from the effect of the time bullets somewhat! emphasis on somewhat. follow tony and ghost steve as they try to turn steve back to normal while disagreeing on basically everything how to go about doing it. oh, and also extremis is slowly killing tony after it started malfunctioning from the fight with the mandarin (he’s not going to tell anyone this though)

hearts of kyber: (mcu-aligned, star wars au) tony stark (former imperial engineer turned empire’s most wanted after he sabotaged the early death star plans) runs into peter parker (former jedi padawan turned bounty hunter turned rogue after order 66) on a planet colonized by kree soldiers. they manage to escape the planet together and are picked up by nick fury (who is really mace windu with a prosthetic hand and eye also on the run from the empire). he eventually recruits them for his squad of rebels, nicknamed the avengers. together they carry out various missions for the official rebel alliance, and discover hidden plans from a secret sect of the empire’s engineering division for something called “UL-TRON”

space-dust crusaders: (616-aligned, jojo au but set mostly in space) after a fight with an enemy stand user [axis], tony stark (alter ego iron man) now has an evil double from another dimension named Superior who uses his own stand power [extremis 3.0] to give tony a disease that reaches fatality within 50 days (as he tells tony in a dramatic evil monologue). after the rest of the avengers (a team of stand wielding superheroes) manage to chase him off of earth superior fucks off to a far off planet and sets up a base there with the ultimate goal of taking over the galaxy, recruiting multiple stand users to help his cause. after finding out about tony’s predicament a couple of tony’s friends on the avengers team board a spaceship to find said planet that superior fucked off to and kill him to get rid of the sickness, but what they DON’T know is that tony has managed to tag along for the ride with every intent to bring down his evil double himself

[leave-carol-out-of-it]

god your post about doctor strange hit me on an emotional level like. YES im asian YES im still one of the 30 people that like 616 strange but the only place i can get real content of him is in the comics and even there hes mostly just fun cameos. i literally feel like "theres no carol in hr" image like PLEASE. I JUST WANNA SEE COOL WIZARD. NOT BILLIONAIRES. mysterio being in far from home gives me a little hope for more magic related mcu stuff but they could still disappoint me...

no no sweet anon i totally get you i get you so hard i wish you weren’t on anon so we can talk about how absolute bullshit that whole thing is because it’s so bad and so annoying. 

i used to have a writing blog that was primary strange and wrote tony in one fic and then they wouldn’t leave me alone. suddenly i had to write strange (even 616 strange) with tony otherwise it was just??? i dunno. god it was so annoying. 

616 dr strange is actually one of my favorite comic characters because i’m so fucking WEAK for magic users (yeah don’t @ me) but his tag was ruined by either 1) ir*nstrange shippers or 2) people who were just… creepily horny for him. there was so little dr strange content that when the tony stans came they over ran his tag to the point where everything was stupidly ooc (like strange??? punching steve??? wtf???) or just really gross. 

the 30 ogs just want the fucking tag returned. we want the billionaire gone. we want creepy body horror art and magic and all the weird ass shit back.

0/10 would return if i could but it’s too smelly and gross that no place would accept it