#WOW THIS IS SENDING ME BACK

[prlssprfctn]

Jason Todd arrives to the Gotham after being brought back alive for the first time, and while building up his career as Red Hood, visits Harvey Dent in the Arkham. They talk in a surprising peace, discuss this and this, and Jason even shares some of his insane ass lore, because, honestly, who is going to believe Harvey Dent?

And no one doesn't.

But there is a problem. The next time Bruce Wayne visits Harvey, Harvey randomly drops a bomb on him by saying that he is so, so glad that their Jaylad is back, and he grew up so much, looks so much like Bruce now! He even tries to assure him that, you see, yeah, Jason was dead, but he crawled out of his grave, and then, the Lazarus Pit fixed him!

Bruce thinks Harvey finally had reached the end of his line. Like, low-key, the last stage of insanity.

Harvey: God, he is still so well-mannered. I feel so pleased that he came to visit old me first, though. I always thought I was his favourite over you.

Bruce, laughing awkwardly, while asking the medics to add some new medicine to Harvey: Ahaha, yeah, that sounds like our Jaylad.

Harvey: Super happy for him, seriously. I mean, look at him, getting himself a new career as a Red Hood. That's our son. Feel a little bit bitter that he is into Al Ghuls family now, but that's fine.

Bruce, frowning, because Harvey isn't supposed to know about Al Ghuls and their connection to Lazarus Pit or about Red Hood: Uh, had J-Jason said something else to you?

Harvey: Oh, damn, we spoke for the whole night. He was pissed at you, though. Like, for the Tim guy, whoever he is.

Bruce, turning to the doctors: ...Maybe, uh, give me the same pills you gave him. I feel like I need it, too.

[benevolenterrancy]

(Unseen Academicals, Terry Pratchett) I think Shang Qinghua and Ponder Stibbons should have tea and compare notes about somehow accumulating so much behind-the-scenes power by doing menial jobs no one else wants that they could basically run the show if they wanted...

meanwhile we have Shen "meh good enough" Qingqiu

[shouyuus]

fic authors self rec! when you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. let’s spread the self-love!!! 💕

hi pluto!! thanks so much!!! also thanks to @cheyisagirlkisser @cowgirlvi and @cursedyuri for also sending this in sldkfjd i dont want to flood the dash so im just gonna answer it once! <3 i hope you guys don't mind and i love you all dearly! muah!!!!

recently, for vi:

always, you - fluff, nsfw; childhood friend/brothel worker!reader; 10k

counting stars - hurt/comfort; fluff

on my old blog, for opla, hq:

death becomes her - multi chap; sfw (sans epilogue); fluff and angst; 21.1k words (opla!zoro)

death before decaf - sfw; fluff; coffee shop!au; 10.4k words (opla!zoro)

punctuation; fluff, just fluff (hinata)

universal truths; fluff, an angel and a reaper fall in love (tobio)

(i know that's 6 but... hehe i rly do like all 6 of them!!)

[im-kinno-hello]

and if i made a comic about them making a blog for the weird demon dog they found in the woods just because they are being brainwashed by it and it told them they need to spread the word of what word they don’t even fucking know?

[pluvio-floret]

They’re silly sometimes, you see

[sneeb-canons]

Headcanon #500:

Mind is afraid that when he distances himself from or above the others, that he will be too far gone to come back down. That when his paranoia gets the best of him, he'll shut everyone else out and then be completely alone with no way back to where he was before.

Heart is afraid that if Mind is right, with the idea that what he does isn't genuine, that he's being manipulative without realizing it. Then therefore being Whole without himself there is the better option. That he'd be thrown out because his ideas would then be "not worth it" or even "vile"

Soul is afraid that no matter what he does or how good things will be, they'll always eventually split up again or even end up worse. Even then he has no clue what he's supposed to do or be during everything, and so because of that he'll never be whole. Or worse that he'll never really "feel" whole.

[kalashtars]

oh god they made chaos in hades ii so fucking hot oh my god oh my g

[mitskiluvr]

replaying mystic messenger is so crazy because why am i gentle parenting these grown men and teaching them how to handle their feelings

[raddest-laddest]

ok. someone’s gonna have to come get my dad or i’m gonna tweak.

[corviiids]

complaining about creative writing post

[formulaonedirection]

"His last move was a fuck you to the team that damaged his health and reputation. Isn't that so poetic" For a team that was trying to push him out in 2018, favoured his rookie teammate over him, lied to his face multiple times about getting a seat on the main team and is now responsible for his mid-season firing. Ok. We're getting a bit ridiculous here.

[welcometogrouchland]

I just think Hunter was obsessed with Willow and didn't even know it during the period from any sport in a storm to labyrinth runners. They maybe don't talk as often as they could, they're both busy and have conflicting schedules, so when they do talk, Hunter absorbs everything she says.

After roughly 3 weeks of texting (hexting? I feel like the kids would call it hexting), He knows that her favorite colour is orange, she likes her tea with extra milk and a bit of honey during winter, she likes working out to the noisiest angriest music in her playlist, her dad Gilbert is a construction witch who specialises in pottery, she used to listen to breakup songs and think about her childhood best friend (Hunter doesn't know it's Amity) and she actually has a mild pollen allergy despite being a plant witch and has to take potions for it.

He casually drops all this info piece by piece during their stay in the human realm and willows like. Well I can't not marry him. It'll have to be a winter or fall wedding to account for her allergies </3

[jargyles]

GHOSTFACE!JANCY FIC FOR YA!

my rule for kinktober was to not have anything be over 1k but yall know how i get... i love them too much to shut up about em... its true.

also like i said its a scream au fic, the blood fearin gworls need not click but theres some social flops and jancy typical codependent vibes that r fun for the whole family

[fisheito]

I know you and that anon were riffing, but historical unsolicited dick pics are absolutely a thing. humans love sending eachother nudes, throughout time. sketches, paintings and even SCULPTED REPLICAS are recorded as being sent by lords to prospective lovers. can you imagine being the artist commissioned for that? being the hans holbien of penises?? and now 500 years later the painting you did of baron whatevers cock and balls is in a museum?? wild.

i love it when my delusions are backed up by historical facts and an entire creative archive of humanity's urge to send nudes

[onestrangenovelist]

i love u @/rthuri@na, i love u kn1ghts that go on quests, i love you morg@n@ and the f@e, and m@g1c and k1ngly sw0rds and the inherent doom of a/rthur’s b@ne

[loverboybrightsideghost]

guys when practicing works