#WOW HILARIOUS HA HAHAHA

[skitskatdacat63]

thinking so hard about . when exactly in the martian timeline they hated and loved eachother can u help me .. cause after turkey 2010 they had their love moments as well and even in 2012 they had their buddy buddy moments so idk !!! they’re confusing

OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY I MEANT TO REPLY TO THIS AND THEN I JUST COMPLETELY FORGOT, SO: hello :D

This is something I think about often as well. Teammates are a weird dynamic in F1 because you're forced to compete for the same resources and against each other in the WDC, but at the same time have to still think combined for the team, for the WCC. I think teammate relationships are like being siblings or like being in a marriage(actually I think Mark has said this before haha.) You can never fully hate or separate from each other, even if you go through rough patches, because you're stuck together and have had the same experiences, for good or for worse.

Turkey 2010 is funny because I think that was one of their first bad moments as teammates, right? And I love that RBR made them take that couples therapy, "us in our get-along shirt", picture. That's what I mean by going through the same experiences, like yeah they were probably pissed at each other but were also probably bonding over the hilarity/awkwardness of RBR making them do damage control.

I just think it's probably difficult to stay upset with someone consistently when you're constantly working with them, and you've also experienced the highest highs and lowest lows with each other. I think I referenced this in my Martian champagne pics post but it's kinda funny when you look through all of those shared podiums that Mark always seemed to be way more willing to spray Seb and smile at him when Mark was the one who won(Literally 3/4 of the pics from that post when they were both at RBR were from Mark's wins.) Like it was such a "I can't stay mad at you 🤭" relationship with them. Like with Mark in particular, it feels like whenever he got a better result, he was mostly like "I shall forgive your transgressions." But then 2013 was kind of the last straw for him, with Multi-21, and especially since he really was getting crushed by Seb and not even getting any wins like in the prev years. But then, by removing himself from it all when retiring, he was able to take a step back and see what it was like to not be in constant, direct competition anymore.

Idk if I'm the best person to ask as I don't think I'm in any measures a great Martian scholar. But these are my thoughts :D I just think being teammates in such a competitive environment can result in such love-hate relationships and that Martian is one of the greatest examples of how it fluctuates. I think it'd be really difficult to try and parse when exactly they were on good or bad terms. For me, tbh I think it kinda correlates with Mark's results because I think with just that whole situation, where they were in as teammates directly competing at the very top, it was a lot easier for Mark, rather than Seb, to start feeling resentment as he was generally drawing the shorter straw most of the time.

Basically, teammates(Martian especially) are bonded through triumph and trauma

[tomssexdoll]

omgg write a fluff w tom/ bill where him and the reader are high outta their minds that would lowk be hilarious it could also be a little smutty in the end 👀

HAHAHA YESSS

Stoned

PAIRINGS: Tom 2007 x Female reader CONTENT: FLUFF + SMUT (just a bit) SYPNOSIS: Y/N and Tom are high as FUCK, they are friends and she comes over to his house to try this "new" thing he has. She assumes it's some sort of drug or weird guitar solo, they watch movies, cuddle and at the end get a lil bit freaky... A/N: haven't been high in over a year so don't bash me if i get the feeling wrong, it's from what i remember lmao WARNINGS: teasing, kissing, drug use (weed)

Me and Tom have been best friends for over 10 years, he has been my rock, supporting me through everything. He never changed, always hanging out with me, showing me off to new friends. He was amazing.

One day he called me and said he had something to show me, something "new" he wanted to try out with me. I immediately knew it was a drug or a weird guitar solo, he is full of surprises I guess.

I got into my car and started to drive to his house, wondering what stupid thing was going to consume my day.

I arrived eventually and greeted Tom, hugging him tightly and walking inside, sitting in his room. He came in with a little baggie of what looked like weed, he handed it to me and I sighed "Tom this is a lot of weed, do you plan to smoke it all tonight?" he chuckled "no of course not, if we like it we can try it again at the party next week" he rummaged through his draws, pulling out a small black bong, decorated with skulls.

"Wowww real edgy" I rolled my eyes playfully, he laughed and slapped my arm playfully "shut up it was on sale, i'm not spending 50 fucking dollars for a small bong."

I stood up and grabbed the grinder that went with is, putting the bud in there and grinding it down, once it was finished I grabbed the bong, packing some of the weed in there.

"Wow you really know how to do this huh?" he smirked, admiring what I did. "Well my brother smokes and it's not like I haven't done it before so.." I shrugged and grabbed the lighter, sparking it and hovering the flame over the bud, sucking in the smoke. (did i just give you guys a tutorial..)

I inhaled it, feeling it burn the back of my throat but in a nice way, a familiar feeling to when I smoked cigarettes. "Fuck..that's some good shit..where did you get it from" I blew the smoke out, starting to get the effects already.

My head a bit woozy, eyes drooping ever so slightly and everything becoming a bit more brighter. I looked back at Tom, finishing the rest of the cone, the way he threw his head back when inhaling was so sexy..the way his lips slightly parted and his eyes slowly shut.

"I got it from Greg, you know, Janes older brother" he looked back at me, blowing out the smoke as well. "Oh.." I said slowly "well it's not dodgy weed I'll tell you that" I giggled.

Everything was a bit slower, my talking, movements. It felt wonderful, like I was as light as a feather.

"Let's have some more, cmon" he scooted closer to me and we had 3 more cones each, it was hitting hard now, things were much more slower, I looked down at my hands and they were slightly out of focus, like I had 4 hands.

I got up from his bed and grabbed his hand, going towards the kitchen and raiding his pantry, grabbing all the snacks I could find and a few cans of soda. I sat down and dropped everything onto the coffee table, laying down next to him, resting my head on his lap, "should we order pizza.." he mumbled, I nodded slowly and grabbed my phone, dialing the store and ordering 2 large pizzas, one cheese and one meat lovers.

"Fuck..we are gonna feast" he chuckled, his eyes super red and droopy, I smiled and picked a movie to watch.

After 45 minutes our pizza FINALLY ARRIVED. I ran to the door and quickly gave the pizza guy the cash, slamming the door and almost tripping trying to get back to the couch, "fuck!" I yelped, Tom just laughed and grabbed one of the boxes, stuffing his face with pizza.

"Mmm...so good" he groaned, I grabbed a slice and ate it, savouring the taste "has pizza ever tasted this good?" I said, it was like they put magic into it, usually pizza was mid but this time it was amazing. Our movie was ending soon, we picked a horror, which was kinda dumb because we were so high.

I sat up and held him tightly at the suspense, screaming and hiding my face into his arm when the jumpscare popped up "jesus" he chuckled "it wasn't that bad" I rolled my eyes and softly shoved him "shut up..wasn't even scary.." I mumbled

By the time we had finished 3 movies everything was DEVOURED. We decided to chill for a bit, have a talk and enjoy each others company. I layed down on the couch and he spooned me from behind, holding me close.

Usually we'd always cuddle, it was never weird to us but this time, the tension was super high. Not even in a bad way, it's like the air was thicker...the way his arms were wrapped around me and his face pressed softly on the top of my head made me feel some kind of way.

I turned around and looked up at him, it's like in that moment, we were the only people alive. His eyes washed over with desire and love, surprising me. "You know, you are so beautiful y/n, you're the most beautiful girl i've ever seen" he smiled softly, brushing a hair away from my face.

"Yeah whatever, I'm sure you tell every girl you hook up with that.." I rolled my eyes, secretly enjoying the praise. "No, y/n..I mean it, you are so beautiful" he leaned closer, our lips basically inches away.

"Tom..." my breathing hitched slightly, searching his eyes for deciet but all I saw was sincerity, love and compassion, I smiled softly, blush creeping onto my cheeks.

"I want to kiss you.." he whispered, his breath hot on my lips.

"ok pizza breath.." I giggled and leaned in, kissing him gently. He kissed back, wrapping his hand around to the back of my head and pulling me closer, locking our lips into a passionate embrace. His kisses got more urgent, his erection becoming prominent in his pants, pressing up against my leg.

"See how you make me feel? You drive me crazy" he moaned against my lips, slipping his tongue in my mouth. I reached my hand down and softly palmed his clothed cock, making him groan softly.

His hands snaked down to my waist, then to my ass, squeezing it softly. Then, his hand came back up, slipping under my shirt and grabbing my breasts, rubbing his thumb over my nipple, sending shivers down my spine.

I had grabbed one of his shirts earlier, removing my bra since you weren't able to see much anyway, it was getting a bit hot so I changed my outfit.

"My shirt looks so good on you..might have to fuck you in it" he mumbled, grinning widely.

I chuckled "we'll see about that", I rolled us over, flipping me on top of him, deepening the kiss.

[wonyrs]

fluster

enha hyungs x fmr gnr non-idol au, est. relationship warnings food wc 939 + library #

‘ enha hyung as ur 'homies' ! REQ

lee heeseung

" ayyy how u been bro?"

plays along and even replaces his normal petnames with something he'd usually call the members but NEVER you (until now)

um... hello? where is the endearing "why'd u call me that babe 😢☝️?" where is the begging for a kiss? where is the desperate attempts at pda we were hoping to see? this wasn't the plan at all (like... at ALL)

he tries to hide his laugh when u give him the stink eye and keeps up his act

even going as far to pretend like he isn't seeing ur hand inching closer to his and lifts it up to 'brush' the hair from his face

second attempt at holding his hand ended up with him fishing his phone out from his pocket and showing u an extremely!!! hilarious... insta reel.

ur plan has reversed; instead of him dying for ur affection, its now u trying to stop him from treating u like any other person before u physically cannot take it anymore

"ok man. i see how it is man. bye man." this is ur cue to stand up, run away and never look back for ur own emotional sake

if it weren't for heeseung GRIPPING onto ur shirt with the most gobsmacking laugh u've heard coming out his mouth, to the point tears were trsiling down his face from how hard he's laughing

"wait- wait [name]! you started it, come back!"

park jongseong

" how are u doing BABE? how's life BABE? "

mommm [name]'s acting weird again, i think the heat's getting to them

he acts like he can't see ur hand in the air and continues to kiss u right on the lips (but he still moves ur arm down for safety measures)

"what's good, dude?" "baby, who are u talking to? it's only us in this room lol 🤨"

u try again with dapping him up but immediately he turns around and oh so suddenly the wall is soooo interesting

for the whole hour u mess with him and call him 'bro, dude, gang' and shit like that while he just sneakily rolls his eyes and goes on with his day- while most likely wondering what on earth was wrong w u

he'd be in the kitchen washing the dishes while ure trying to hold his hand and have it dap urs up

but is he paying attention?

lmfao no

he goes on with his day since he knows u cant go another hour without his love and so he has nothing to worry about (unless u actually DO go for another hour, then he's actually going to believe something's wrong with u)

eventually u give up and go back to slumping on his back. the months u've spent together gave jay a clear understanding on ur antics and gave him some time to prepare for anything u had up ur sleeve

" tired already? an hour, new record babe. good job"

sim jaeyun

" why are u doing this to me "

the moment u refuse his hug and opt for a more... different greeting, jake malfunctions for a bit

he trys to hug u again but u extremely remain still

whines complains when u keep up the 'homeboy' act

"i swear we acted like a normal couple yesterday, did i make u mad pookie? 😥" sneaks in some of the petnames u absolutely LOATHE just for a reaction

hates when u replace the lovely kiss-and-hug interactions with dapping him up like a BRO

most likely complained to the enha gc abt ur 'unearthly' behaviour (u get his ass on that later) and cries that he might never see the old u again

the urge to drown him in all the love u've kept in since u met up is eating u alive But watching him practically cry over ur feet is helping u out a wee bit

"chat this is absolutely hilarious what are we thinking" "WOW! Hahaha so funny!! Such a kneeslapper! can u stop now 😐."

Hes dead serious when he says this btw Like full on eye contact with furrowed eyebrows, but a small pout is resting on his face

he was fine with the joke at first but then he just got more eager for ur touch as the hours went by

u stare for a bit before engulfing him in the biggest hug ever while peppering his face with an abundance of smooches

"finally! u dont know how long ive waited for this"

park sunghoon

" did u eat something funny? "

just stares. nothing else, just stares

eventually u have to drop ur arm because the silence just got too awkward

was he mad at u? (ofc not) Maybe hoonie just needed to load and take a bit to process the scene in front of him

"i dont think u should be doing this to your boyfriend, babe. it doesn't really fit the loving couple vibe yk 🤖"

even when sunghoon continues to act like everything's normal u keep on persisting with acting like close-bro-friends

... only to be met with the most baffled face ever.

he wonders if ure roleplaying as some character or just genuinely going insane

decides to go along with whatever you're doing and continue the day as normal as it can get

when u get tired of the lack of attention, u drop the act but unconsciously refer to him as bro

muscle memory(ish) fr

"dude can you at least act interested?" "um excuse me? what'd u just call me"

HELLO. where was this dumbfounded hoon when u need him?

ure actually laughing atp because he doesn't even look like he knew what was wrong

the whole time u kept up w the joke, he didn't even look like he cared UNTIL u got tired and talked in ur normal tone

"don't ever say 'dude' in a serious tone like that. scared me, babe."

@ wonyrs 2023

note sorry anon for not taking ur request after like 2 weeks... i've needed some motivation to write SORRY.. also maknae version is next :> requests open!

[todomemolesta18]

You,know I would compare stolas with this character called doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. Unlike stolas,he is actually a bad guy and a same time a lovable dad. He may be an evil scientist bit we see in many episodes and it's acknowledge,that he is very incompetent,I mean seriously. But still,I really love how the show make him a good character. Also,the fact he have an ex wife because both of them fall out love but became best friends and share custody,with Vanessa,he's 16 year old daughter and unlike stolas,the show never forgot Vanessa and how we see doofen literally show his daughter a lot of love. You know what's funny in the 2nd timeline,he and Charlene(his ex wife) pretended to be divorce so that they can the money together. It's just hilarious hahaha. If you don't believe,here's a meme of how doofenshmirtz cares for his daughter to this day and how he sees her:https://youtu.be/P8GUjEFrKZo?si=ublhB2hA-8ahFn0B

Doofenshmirtz is such a lovable character, someone who truly loves his daughter and tries his best. I also like how the show portrays the divorced parents as friends, showing that you can get along with your ex. And it also proves that they are trying their best for Vanessa.

Speaking of Vanessa, thanks for pointing that out. Is great how we see her point of view too, and while her dad can annoy her sometimes, she knows he does truly love her. And she knows thanks to his ACTIONS.

Octavia was TOLD by Loona.

Loona.

Someone who baaaarely interacted with Stolas, who doesnt know how his relationship with Octavia is. TELLIN Octavia that he tries his best... while he was waisting time on a fuckin sitcom with Blitzø, his "fuckbody". Wow, he really is trying, isnt he -_-

Phineas and Ferb had a better representation of a dad who makes mistakes but tries his best and loves his teenage daughter who can be annoyed at him sometimes.

Cause Octavia has a right to complain, to be mad, to cry.

[atopearth]

Diabolik Lovers: Haunted Dark Bridal Part 5 - Sakamaki Reiji Route

To say that Reiji is an asshole is probably an understatement because he is highly insufferable right now with his arrogance and how much he looks down on others. LOL, he actually gave her poisoned tea just because she wanted tea when he was enjoying his tea in front of her. Although I have to say Yui is very naive to think that he would sincerely pour tea for her with that ego of his. He definitely seems like the type to experiment dangerous drugs, so I guess Yui will be his guinea pig? I will punch him soon but lmao thinking Yui should be so happy with tears at the chance to clean his tableware. Honestly, I wish she breaks them all but he's a crazy guy so I don't want her to suffer the aftermath lol. Okay, so he's obsessed with perfect things and when Yui broke the plate, he immediately lost interest because it was imperfect now. I wonder if he has an attachment to anything then? Aside from his obsession with Shu lol. Lol poor Yui having to be taught table manners by Reiji, she can't even eat in peace. I know it's for plot reasons but if I did not understand something in the homework from school, I would rather just not do the homework than ask Reiji😂 Oh okay, poor girl was forced to because Reiji was basically calling her shameful for asking the teacher and to ask him instead. Reiji walking into her room casually drinking tea whilst she's changing is just hilarious, what a guy. As usual, Shu really is the softest brother to actually bother answering Yui's questions and bothering to ask her if that's all she wants instead of just leaving. I guess it fits Reiji to be the type to like whipping people, well mainly Yui😂 I really want to know exactly why Reiji hates Shu so much so hopefully we'll finally get the reason.

Did all the brothers kill their own mothers? Are all the mothers trash like Cordelia? OMG Reiji blows in your ear with the dummy mic after biting Yui, I did not expect that and physically felt that LOL. Reiji personality-wise definitely is not my guy but I can't deny that his appearance and his voice is great. The breathing always gets to me😂 Yui really was brave to ask Reiji about Shu though, like girl, you haven't even even recovered from those whip injuries and you're ready to piss him off again?? She really is masochistic😂 I find it hilarious how he calls Yui dumb all the time but gets her to play chess with him. I mean, the brothers probably have no friends so it's understandable hahaha. I guess the cute thing is that you can see Reiji actually enjoying himself teasing her. Wow, Reiji praised Yui for ignoring Shu and running away, I'm impressed, he can actually be so nice. What?! Reiji knows Yui's father?? So Reiji got Yui's father who is a vampire hunter to kill his own mother, Beatrix? Did he hate her because she loved Shu so much? And I guess he wanted to show her he's better? I'm glad Beatrix seemed to die happily. Reiji really is like a little kid throwing a tantrum for things not going his way. I'm shocked that the drink he made Yui drink wasn't actually poison and was a original blend tea! Is he getting soft on her? I was like there is no way that animals could possibly like Reiji. Of course he drugged them with something lol and used them as guinea pigs. I mean I guess I understand it's boring when Yui completely follows him obediently but he's the one who made her like that out of fear!

Trust Reiji to think she's so unclean he needs to scrub her himself when she bathes😂 I have to agree with Yui that it's actually pretty cute how Reiji likes spaghetti carbonara so much that he cooks it for himself so happily lmao. I mean he does love his tea so I guess it's not a surprise that he would have a taste for pasta or some other fancy food hahaha. Reiji dancing with Yui at the party and then biting her in front of everyone to show who she belongs to was kinda hot tbh hahaha. So that's what Reiji meant when he was talking about Beatrix before, does he plan to make a drug to resurrect her and kill her again so she can die agonisingly instead of peacefully? I didn't think he would really try to kill Yui for finding out about it and reading his notes. Guess we gotta thank Cordelia for saving her because she doesn't want her to die like that when she hasn't taken over yet. I'm glad Yui explained it because I didn't realise Reiji giving her medicine was his way of apologising to her for nearly strangling her to death lmao. He is pretty nice for a vampire dude lol! It's actually kinda sweet and reassuring to see that Reiji was at the door of the manor waiting for Yui to come back as if he was going to rescue her. He's got a foul mouth but seeing him so attentively bandage her wound was actually really sweet.

I always thought Richter was just some random vampire from another family but he's their uncle?! I can't remember if it was mentioned before but if it was, I completely forgot that Cordelia is the Demon King's daughter. I can see why Richter would be hung up over Cordelia if he fought for her against his brother and lost, but now that Karlheinz's not treating her well and she's seducing everyone around her, of course he's going to fall for it considering how smitten he is with her. I wonder who Karlheinz's true love is, maybe it's a human like Yui?😆 I guess I'll commend Richter for his efforts on trying to forget Cordelia by wandering the world for hundreds of years. Honestly, with how much Richter loves Cordelia, I kinda wish she was worth it but she absolutely isn't and it's such a waste of such a good looking guy! Especially since she just uses everyone as a replacement for not receiving the love she wants from Karlheinz. It's kinda wild how Cordelia was able to ask Richter before her body got burnt to death to knife her heart out and transplant it into another body, and Yui just had to be that unlucky orphan to receive it, and since Richter didn't want Karlheinz to know about this and steal "her" for her use as the daughter of the Demon King, he gave her to a vampire hunter. I don't agree with Reiji on a lot of things but I definitely agree with him on Richter needing to reconsider devoting his heart and soul to another woman instead lol. It's actually really cute how much Reiji wants to save Yui and through this body takeover, we're getting to know how much he cares for Yui. To see him so angry when Cordelia injures Yui's body is very heartwarming. So the reason why Karlheinz got Yui as a vampire bride for the brothers was so she could give them her immense power that he sensed (from Cordelia's heart) and then they can kill him and take over as the head and he can finally die as he desires. I'm starting to really like Reiji with his retaliations against Cordelia. He's so right though, Cordelia makes excuses that she can't seduce as well in this body but if she was really such a great seductress, she should be able to do the same in Yui's body, seduction isn't just being physically attractive, she's nothing but a whiner. I have to agree with Reiji that if Karlheinz and Richter's relationship was broken because of Cordelia, it must not have been very strong. 90% of the issue was probably because of Richter's obsession with her so nothing they could do about it if Karlheinz wanted her for her powers and status and Richter wanted her for love. In the end, it's still such a waste for someone like Cordelia though.

Considering how cruel and terrible Cordelia was to the triplets, I'm enjoying Reiji get back at her and at the same time it's also nice to see Cordelia do things to Reiji that he had done to Yui so it kinda feels like a revenge for what he did in the beginning to Yui and it makes me feel a bit better hahaha. Otherwise, Cordelia is insufferable and I would like to get rid of her soon pls. So Cordelia was able to manipulate the names of the bride candidates and made Karlheinz basically choose Yui so that she can go the manor and kill Karlheinz herself? What? Beatrix wanted to die because of Cordelia? I guess she was bullied by her? Anyway I hated that Reiji kissed Cordelia even if it was through Yui's body, it annoyed me. Another time I agree with Reiji LOL, Cordelia making Reiji pray in a church and then pouring holy water on him is hilarious, she really is childish. Honestly, I wish we got more moments with Yui because we're literally stuck with Cordelia for the whole of the Ecstasy part! The little snippet we got with Reiji princess carrying Yui when Cordelia lost consciousness in the water wasn't enough! They were so cute getting to interact and talk to each other, especially when he told her his body automatically moves to save her and he doesn't know why. I think it's time for Reiji to stop suffering under Cordelia. It took the whole of Ecstasy but I'm so glad Reiji was able to develop the drug to destroy Cordelia and free Yui from her. As usual, Cordelia really is silly. It's also pretty silly how we never saw Richter again when he took so long to revive her lol. Richter had an off screen death?! Lol the poor guy. Considering all the crap we and they had to suffer, the ending really was not satisfying with just a kiss and blood sucking lol! That second ending with Reiji being captive to Yui's blood as she treats him like a servant is interesting, didn't expect that lol, I mean Reiji is physically stronger so you would assume he could suck her blood whenever he wants, unless he's so obsessed with her he doesn't want to hurt her?🥲 Well, the third ending was pretty sucky for everyone lol, Richter killed Reiji but Cordelia wasn't even grateful as the evil trash she is lol, Richter really needs to open his eyes. Honestly, the after story was quite underwhelming with how much we had to deal with Reiji not caring or understanding Yui's actions at all, it was sweet at the end when they reconciled but I think the other parts were sweeter so I expected better from this after story. It's pretty wild and hilarious how Yui actually likes getting whipped by Reiji now😂 Even though he's an ass, I do like it when he kisses her. I find it hilarious how much the game makes Yui bump into Shu just to piss Reiji off lmao, like we have not seen the other brothers besides like Ayato once or so. I'm pretty disappointed considering how much love he showed for Yui when Cordelia took over so now I'm sad lol. It really feels like three steps forward and then two steps backwards with this guy.

Overall, Reiji's route was average. Initially, I was turned off especially after Shu's route, and it really doesn't help that he's such an asshole lol. But, I really enjoyed knowing more about Beatrix, especially that Reiji was the one who killed her and knowing that he didn't get to feel satisfied killing her made me so happy, he deserves it lmao. Otherwise, admittedly, I have to say I actually did warm up to Reiji when he showed Yui gestures of kindness that he never showed before. I think the best was when Cordelia took over and you got to see how far he was willing to go to save her, whether it be enduring Cordelia's tantrums or going along with her antics. It just felt so sweet to see him do everything he could whilst in the background developing a concoction to force Cordelia out and get Yui back. I have to say, it took wayyyyyyy too long though because I feel like we had to suffer Cordelia for SO long. It was also tough to see such a beautiful man like Richter waste his time with someone like Cordelia, but I did enjoy the background on their relationship as well and with Karlheinz, on and the mystery of how Yui got Cordelia's heart. Those parts were really interesting but the ending definitely did not have the payoff I wanted after all that crap with Cordelia. Like, Reiji was so sweet when Cordelia took over, albeit he had some issues, but still sweeter than he generally was, and then when everything is over, we got the asshole back and I was like, well what was the point in the end? Anyway, some parts were enjoyable, some parts weren't and I have to say I was not that much of a fan even though I've always loved glasses dudes lol.

[13eyond13]

What headcannons do you have on B during his career (for a lack of a better word) as a serial killer? To me, he's like one of the funniest characters but also the most pathetic in the most poetic try-hard way. Why do you think he's such a try-hard? He's coping but what is he coping from?

OMG B!!! Haven't thought about my favourite stupid son B enough lately, so thank you for this ask....

So he's a try-hard because he is probably VERY INSECURE, to be blunt. He probably has very little sense of self-worth or a concrete sense of identity outside of trying to one-up L, and he takes that to the extreme in a highly comical way. He's also no doubt traumatized from his insane childhood as a shinigami hybrid who watched many people (including both his parents) die while knowing they were going to die / was also raised very weirdly and abusively/experimentally at Wammy's and made to feel like he was only worth something if he could be as smart and talented as the legendary L. In his mind he decided that creating his own destiny would be better and rebelled against that expectation by being like, "why be the next L when instead I could DEFEAT L by creating a brilliant crime that he can't possibly solve?"

ANYWAY there's a reason he is the most creepypasta villain / emo boi / dark academia darling of the fandom, and that highly melodramatic backstory is a huge part of it - which I DO love dearly in its own mid 2000s way, even though I also sometimes sigh at it because of the extra villainous cartoony edge it adds to L's backstory, and don't always want to take it very seriously as part of L's characterization in the manga plot...

So on my most recent re-read of the LABB novel, I feel I was a bit struck by just how... Not Good B's impression of L actually is? And this was kind of hilarious to me to think about. I feel like when I was younger and really into shipping LxB I read it just as "clearly B has a massive crush on L and is doing his best to imitate him perfectly because he hero worships him and sincerely wants to be him so bad!" HOWEVER this time around I remember thinking something along the lines of "wow, this feels almost like B just googled how to cosplay L and then lazily threw something together 5 minutes before crawling under the bed", hahaha. So he either just kinda sucks at imitating L (and maybe so, but he also managed to trick the families of the victims into letting him investigate the crime scenes, so he's probably not THAT bad at acting when he wants to be?) or maybe he's intentionally trying to make a mockery of L. It is ALSO FASCINATING from a psychological POV to imagine he's just being a troll about it all and trying to make fun of L with how he behaves! Like! Was he intentionally mocking L with his impression of him to somebody who would never even get the stupid joke in the first place? If that's the case, it's excruciatingly cringy to me that nobody even gets his joke the entire time, hahaha.... poor Naomi suffered more than Jesus at some points during that investigation, I swear...

B trying to do a scathing impression of L to somebody who has never even met him before:

ANYWAYS. I think that whatever the case, he PROBABLY hoped/expected L himself was going to show up to the crime scene to confront him, at any rate. And so therefore he probably initially dressed up as L not to genuinely pass to anybody as L, but maybe expecting to do some ominous dark mirror/ arch-nemesis big reveal shit to L?? Perhaps once he realized that Naomi was the only one coming / was working for L he just changed gears a bit and decided he'd just lead her through the clues as best he could while trying out this cosplay of the guy that he wants to offend most, but this is in my mind pretty much how it must have gone.

One of my fave headcanons about him is that he re-read that crossword puzzle he made / that the police threw out without solving SO MANY times while he was sweating off his makeup under the bed, as well... that's why he had to show it to Naomi as soon as he got out... he was like "I PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO THIS DAMMIT, and SOMEBODY is going to appreciate it" hahahaha. Ohhh, B....

[bkdk-all-day-err-day]

Hey, so... The leaks amirite?! Hahahahahahaha my god it was so funny and hilarious like girl hiroshi said, mhhh... No yaoi ending for you. Hahahahaha... I'm not coping, me crying over a ship?! What am i? A highschool student?! Pffttt hahahaha.. man, that's so fucking hilarious. Like this is so happy hahaha joke imagine Izuku Midoriya going feral when he learn his best friend Bakugou Katsuki die on the war arc like damn and like this the funniest thing i ever see and Bakugou promising Izuku to be aside him as they fought for the best and highest rank on the hero ranking like wow. Stop calling me coping about this shit/j Ahem, anyway I'm gonna retreat here on Tumblr, Twitter is fucking a warzone. Man what a year it was for us MHA enjoyers... at least Shoto Todoroki is smiling and very happy....

Tbh I don't wanna jump to conclusions yet but yeah if these leaks are real then it's such an upsetting conclusion to everyone's character arc imo :/ I'm gonna wait for the official release though before I comment on the chapter. But I feel you, anon, this has been an emotional rollercoaster for sure T.T ~blazing

[fictionalreads]

9-1-1 Season 7 Episode 4

Buck

Buck is like “why are you throwing me under the bus?”

He’s so excited when he gets to use power tools.

Buck. Calm days at work are normal.

LMAO They way he mentions Eddie out of nowhere.

Eddie? Why are you here?

LMAO They’re flying to Vegas.

Buck looks so jealous. It’s adorable. The little golden retriever has FOMO

Buck fishing for information.

HAHAHA YOUR WORDS ABOUT NATALIA ARE COMING BACK TO HAUNT YOU

Sir. You found him an aid a few days into knowing him.

LMAO Buck you have to stop 😂😂 I can’t take it!

At this point, Eddie has to be messing with him.

Buck you can stop lying. Chim knows the truth.

BUCK WE DON’T BREAK EDDIE

Awe he just wants his Eddie back.

Buck I thought we were over the isolation because of a fear of being left behind.

God. I LOVE BUCK

Tommy? Not who I expected at the door.

Yes Buck. Why are you so surprised you’re loved?

Is Buck about to kiss Tommy? Why are they so close?

IS HE FLIRTING WITH TOMMY?! ITS SO BLATANT

THEY FUCKING KISSED HOLY SHIT BUCK BI IS HAPPENING!!

Tumblr is about to lose their shit.

Maddie

LMAO MADDIE AND JOSH FANGIRLING IS HILARIOUS

“Is it circled with a heart around it?”

Chimney

Of course Chim fangirls too!

The fact that Chimney is willingly going along with Buck’s ruse is peak brotherhood to me.

Athena

LMAO “I was just sleeping”

HARRY! They recast Harry.

Bobby knows something.

Damn Harry. Why you running? It couldn’t have been that bad.

LMAO Why was the music so loud?

Damn you broke his jaw?! You box or something?

Boy you better stop cussing at yo mama!

Harry’s coming back to LA? Wow. Thanks ABC!

Emergencies

So I don’t watch the bachelor somebody tell me. Are these real girls from the show or are these paid actresses? I mean I figured the girl who’s gonna be the emergency I’d an actress but the rest?

Bitch really? Anthrax?

THE REAL CONCHATA Is she okay?

THIS IS A CALLBACK TO THE FIRST EPISODE WHERE BUCK FOUND A BABY IN THE PIPE

Ah shit. Watch the guy be someone she knows.

I KNEW IT

Miscellaneous

ITS THE 100th episode bitches!

I should mention I’m a lowkey Buddie shipper. As in I’m rooting for them but I’m not the one to read into every little interaction or come up with theories. If it happens, great! I’ll celebrate. But if it doesn’t, I’m not going on an angry rant here blaming the writers and actors and saying the show has gone to shit.

RAVI!

Hey, where’s May?

Tumblr is about the lose it’s shit.

[louisisalarrie]

And further about that Wellington Twitter account the anon sent you details of - I find it funny that many, many accounts who called out the Lisa account as being bogus are totally engaged with this Wellington account. It is so strange to me.

This account makes out that they know the boys and certain of their family members, travels with them etc

Their “predictions” are laughable - for eg, they’ll say something like 💚📸 - meaning upcoming photos of Harry - and then they’ll mark it as ✅ (prediction accurate) on a date sometimes months down the track.

I mean, what a prediction that there will be photos of Harry.

I wish people would not get sucked into this stuff.

That’s the thing right? And it makes us look so stupid, because the same Larries that are shutting down obvious fake accounts that say larry have broken up, are the first to believe another obviously fake ominous account because it’s saying what they wanna hear.

It’s now just such a common thing - people creating accounts and saying shit. It’s so frustrating and makes everyone involved look stupid.

And yes, those predictions are hilarious. I could say that we will get a photo tomorrow of Harry in a red cap and the probability of that being true is like 80% anyway because he’s always photographed and he’s been wearing caps lately. And then the photo won’t come out for another week, and then I’ll be like “seeeeee guysssss” and it’s just wow. It’s just all so yikes hahaha

But fake accounts are harder to spot these days, and it’s hard to even know which receipts are real or faked. It’s frustrating but yeah. People will believe what they want to believe, and that’s fine. Hell, maybe this account actually has info? What do I know? But 99% of these “insider” accounts are fake, and the maybe 1% of accounts that do spread this stuff don’t do it this explicitly

[notthecommercialism]

I couldn’t sleep last night so I conjured a HKSG gakuen AU in my head

Like I can imagine that SG would be the seemingly flawless class prefect that’s held in high regard. Stylish appearance, polite demeanour, super high grades, all that stuff. On the other hand, HK would be playing hooky half the time because he hates being bored in class. And when he does show up for class, he’s probably going to be knocked out cold snoring on his desk.

Now you see, if it’s just that, the class prefect won’t have a problem with him. At most he would just subtly give him the side eye and ignore his existence. He has better things to do than to bother with a typical delinquent. Except, this one isn’t a typical delinquent. Nope.

This delinquent apparently has some brain cells rattling in there because he’s consistently SG’s sole obstacle to topping the class when result slips come out. Every single time, just when SG thinks he has it in the bag, the result slips come out and they’re always tied for first. Every. Single. Time.

On the outside, he would continue to smile politely as he warmly congratulates HK on the grade.

On the inside, he’ll be like: knncb does this pai kiah even study or what?!?!

HK knows. Even if that smile doesn’t even so much as falter, from one fellow poker face to another, he knows. And he finds this absolutely hilarious. He’ll keep saying things like “Wow, guess I got, like, seriously lucky again. Nice~” This only serves to make SG even madder and it just evolves into both of them struggling to cling onto their respective facades to not let the other see what their really feeling.

And yet, unbeknownst to anybody (for HK would never tell anyone), once the last light goes out in his house and everybody is asleep, that’s when he cracks open his eyes, turns on the nightlight and crams deep into the night. It’s tough work for a delinquent after all hahahahahhaha

It would definitely be easier for HK to just study in class instead of staying up all night. However, it won’t be as funny to score top of the class without the lovely class prefect trying desperately not to let his murderous thoughts show. Hence the act continues ad infinitum (until one of these losers breaks their act first at least hahaha)

[invisiblegarters]

The Heart Killers Ep 1

Man. I knew FOMO would get me eventually but I didn't think it would be this soon. Full disclosure, I read and hated the novel and that is a big part of why I didn't want to watch - I can already feel it coloring my opinion of the characters and trust me when I say that's not a good thing - but you know what? Fuck it. I find that I want to participate in the discussions and maybe even in the excitement for this show and I can't do that if I don't actually, you know. Watch.

Add that to the fact that almost all my shows are ending or just ended and it's a no brainer, really.

I mean, if I hate it that's what the off switch is for. No one is making me do this A Clockwork Orange style so I think it'll be okay.

Plus I can't sleep so here goes. THK ep 1. Liveblogged. Because why not, right? *cracks knuckles*

I am going to pretend I've never read the novel while I do this, so no spoilers.

You know it just occurred to me that I haven't even watched the first MV for this.

Pfft I know Khao bulked up for this but he still looks like a twink. A twink with really nice arms.

Are they gonna have him honeypot people every episode? I could get behind that.

Okay I do really like the disgust on Bison's face when the target isn't paying attention. I also don't know Thai so I can't say for sure but the subtitles make it sound like he's being very polite before shooting this dude. I appreciate that.

Okay so. Fun fact no one cares about. I read once that if you're doing something you shouldn't, running away from someone, maybe even committing a crime, it's actually really smart to wear a really bright, eye catching thing somewhere on your person. Probably not a shirt, but like, a bright scarf or pair of shoes. Because that's where people's eyes will go. Not your face, but the bright fabric.

Oh my gosh I'm gonna love Style and Kant together I can already tell. Pffft @ Kant scoping out the room though. My dude.

I genuinely find it hilarious that Kant is sitting here going on about how he doesn't want to commit but he's basically gonna be forced into it this very ep.

This music is a lot.

Can Style and Kant have hooked up before please? It's a wish.

You know what? I absolutely do not blame Bison for shutting Kant down at first. Patronizing ass. You're pretty but that only gets you so far babes.

I'd seen (and reblogged) gifs of the whole foot slide get right on top of you thing but it's very very nice to watch. It woulda worked on me haha. Frankly I'm impressed that Bison has braincells left because I am not that strong.

Hahaha Fadel wanting to be mad but having to keep Style from actually looking at the damage to his car lest he spot the dead body (Fadel, honey, maybe a JEEP isn't the best transport vehicle for those you've assassinated) is very funny.

I really think I'm gonna like Style.

Bed's more comfy anyway Bison. I'm sure you can take over there. Lol.

OH I LOVE THIS SONG it was in OF too. Am i focusing on that so I don't start acting silly? Yep shut up don't look at me.

I will say I don't actually think that Kant cares about names. Seems more like he's used to getting one than not but he doesn't seem particularly bothered by the lack. Probably he's used to more clingy one night - oh, wow okay see again seen gifs but motion is different lol.

Playboy Kant probably can't stop thinking about Bison because he actually got up and left lol. Something tells me that that's not normal for him, the way everyone teases.

Aw I like him with Babe. I hope that there are a lot of scenes with them.

Taming of the Shrew is a bit on the nose, no?

One thing i will say about Jojo's shows. I always do find new music to listen to.

How old is Bison? Twelve? Or are we supposed to get that he's kind of a loose canon because it's one or the other and considering what he got up to the night before I'm betting it's the latter.

WHY does no one in these shows actually know how to stalk people properly my god.

Kant you yourself said you wanted someone to hit it and quit it, now you're acting like that's a problem (this is not stopping my player who doesn't enjoy being played theory lol but I bet he likes being played with if you know what I mean and I think you do). But woooow he is pretty in that suit and tie. My inability to take screenshots from gaga is very depressing right now. But then agian maybe not because it'd just be me thirsting for First and other people make better moving pictures for that.

Okay Captain Chris sir using bb bro against him is low. I approve.

"Here are some photos that I'm sure Bison didn't see being taken my dude hid so well out in plain sight."

Yes I am going to love Style who hasn't put on some music just to dance around when no one is watching? Also I need to stop talking about literally every scene or I'm gonna run into the word limit before I'm done.

DUN DUN DUUUUN. Aww Bison thought it was amazing that's sweet.

Sorry Bison your brother is busy being flustered by an obnoxious but inexplicably (to him anyway I get it) attractive mechanic.

Kant babe if I didn't know better I would definitely say this was love. No one sane would eat that burger.

Oh god the chewing noises no.

The way I cringed at them nearly kissing right there with the ghost of the disgusting burger still hanging around in Kant's mouth.

Bison, babe. Get you head out of your ass Fadel means kill you. I mean I do think you're closer to the mark than he is but not by as much as you think.

Fadel has a problem with life. I love him.

Okay part of me thinks that Kant is lying about the beach thing. Why? Becuase their interactions are very flirty and fun but...I'm not really getting too much of a smitten vibe from either of them like I thought (hoped? thought) there would be. I mean they're having fun for sure, and Kant at least is absolutely looking to score again, but...

Oh Fadel. Don't you know that the more you protest the more tempting Kant becomes for your brat of a brother?

Pretty sure you'd be making Bison more tempting for Kant too, he strikes me as the type to deliberately go after things he's warned off of.

Honestly maybe he and Bison really are perfect for each other.

Also if Fadel and Kant wanted to settle their differences by making out I would not say nay (they won't this isn't Only Friends but hey. You never know Jojo did give me a brief moment of SandTop).

SEE WHAT I MEAN FADEL. Would Bison have shown up with delicious burger if Fadel hadn't made such a fuss? Maybe, but I bet Fadel's fussing made it a certainty.

Ouch ouch I just rolled my eyes so hard at Kant's line I'm genuinely proud of Bison for not doing it. Blergh.

Oooh First looks so pretty in that yellow with his hair all fluffy in the breeze. Excuse me while I absolutely don't hear any of this no doubt important conversation.

I kind of love the music when Style comes in the restaurant lol. Fadel's worst nightmare has arrived.

LOL did Kant tell him to be this obnoxious or is this just how Style flirts?

Oh my god I think this is just how Style flirts.

Hahaha I wonder what kind of taking out Fadel thinks Style means.

Ah so we're definitely dong the Taming of the Shrew thing where Bianca has beer flavored nipples (yes I know that line was from 10 Things) . I'd wondered. I find the idea less annoying than I would have thought - the added element of Kant not being as head over heels as he claims helps. Might as well toss a little jealousy into the mix. I'm sure Bison will play it up as much as possible too - he definitely likes playing, and currently this is definitely more game than anything else for him. Curious what it'll look like if and when that stops.

So far Fadel and Style are my favorite though. I like their dynamic a lot. They're ridiculous in the best ways.

I thought I'd like Kant and Bison more but they're kind of leaving me cold right now. I know it's only one episode n but they're just kinda meh to me and I can't put my finger on why. Maybe it's that despite all the flirting neither of them means it. Whereas Style and Fadel's interactions, though more hostile (seriously what the fuck kind of flirting is belligerently drinking beer after beer in someone's restaurant while they glower at you) feel more real. I'm not averse to game playing, but honestly this is why I like this kind of thing in movies. Because I'm impatient and after an hour I'm ready to see some feeling, lol.

But also (and probably more truthfully): let this be a lesson to you about reading a novel adaptation of a show before the show is released. Part of my ambivalence towards these characters is absolutely coming from doing the stupid thing, sigh.

It's just sometimes there is a fire. And it's pretty and flickery and I want to stick my hand in without thinking about the heat.

[watchingspnagain]

Rewatching The End

Welcome to “Beware the Toilet Paper Horde!: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!

Up today, s5e4: The End.

Dean is at a hotel taking a quick sleep break from hunting for a way to kill Lucifer with Cas. Cas agrees to meet him in the morning. Before Dean can conk out, Sam calls, wanting to work together again. Dean gives him a speech about being stronger apart because everyone uses their love and protectiveness of each other against them. When Dean wakes up, the town he’s in is suddenly run down and abandoned. Oh, and crawling with people infected with the Croatoan virus. He goes to Bobby’s and finds a clue about where Cas might be and heads there. He finds himself, hard and bitter, and a Cas who is human and a stoner. Turns out he’s in the future, a future where he said no to Michael and Sam said yes to Lucifer, and this Croatoan hellscape is the result. Future!Dean has a plan to kill Luci!Sam with the Colt. Our Dean tags along, witnesses himself get killed by Luci!Sam, and has a heartbreaking conversation with him about how this end is inevitable. Dean then gets zapped back to the present by Zach, who arranged this little trip to the future to try to convince Dean to say yes. But Dean is more determined than ever not to, and Cas saves him from an irate Zach just in time. Dean then meets up with Sam and reverses his position about whether they should work together. The fraught brothers ride again, as God intended (heh).

Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.

[and we begin:]

Lor:

oooooh this episode

Mace:

i don’t know which one this is yet

Lor:

ooooooo bounces

Mace:

god’s plan for Dean. NICE

Lor:

"too friggin much pal" haaaaaahahahahaha

Mace:

Cas on the cell phone. ADORABLE

Lor:

RIGHT?

and he's getting bitchy, poor baby

Mace:

HE IS

Lor:

"what stuff?"

Lor:

"I'll just wait here then" I CANNOT

Mace:

YAS

such a cutie

Mace:

ooooh Sammy’s fightin’ mad I LOVE IT

Lor:

Dean, you GOOB, you ALSO are trying to hunt down Lucifer and kill him

Lor:

YES

Lor:

nnngggg Dean's ring

Mace:

the way this boy flipflops between FAMILY and GET AWAY FROM ME is a little ridiculous

Mace:

YES

Lor:

right?

Lor:

he needs some intense therapy and a long bout of angel snuggles

Mace:

such an emo drama queen

Lor:

LOL

Mace:

oh wait is this the hippie Cas ep?!?!

Lor:

YEP

Mace:

OMG

Lor:

also Luci!Sam in a white suit episode

Mace:

huh. I have the timeline all messed up in my head, I think. So confused

Mace:

I thought that part was much later

Mace:

Wow. apparently it doesn’t take much to get Dean to punch a child. Interesting.

Lor:

sounds like you need to... rewatch HAAAHAHAHAHA

Mace:

He’s so cute when he runs, though

Mace:

HAHAHAHAHA OH YOU’RE FUNNY, LOR

Lor:

I was just thinking that! at the least he should look more upset about it

Lor:

he is ADORABLE when he runs

Lor:

lolololol the music

Mace:

YES

Lor:

I AM SO FUNNY

Mace:

SO FUNNY

Mace:

FRIGGIN HILARIOUS

Lor:

...alos the Dean likes to wear panties episode. the line that launched a thousand fics

Mace:

snork

Lor:

OMG Dean hitting the steering wheel after Zach pops in

Mace:

no more sports, so it’s not all bad news

Mace:

#silverlinings

Lor:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Lor:

though we all know now that you don't need people to assemble and watch in person for there to be sports

Mace:

i suppose

Mace:

way to ruin it

Lor:

HA! sorry, friend

Lor:

poor Baby

Mace:

indeed

Mace:

i didn’t remember a double dean action

Lor:

oooh yep

Mace:

NICE

Lor:

god bless Rhonda Hurley

Mace:

HAHAHAHA YAS

Lor:

oooof, Dean

Mace:

yeah. both of them

Lor:

yeah

Lor:

lololol Parent Trap reference

Mace:

HA

Lor:

Haley Mills or whatsherface, Dean?

Mace:

both, although he’ll deny the remake

Lor:

LOLOLOL YES

Lor:

"maybe, uh, share?"

Mace:

HAHAHA

Lor:

omg hiding behind Chuck

Mace:

YES

Lor:

if the CW had any cajones at all, there would have been at least two pretty boys sitting in that circle too

Mace:

RIGHT?!

Lor:

"you are not you, not now!you, anyway"

Mace:

i LOVE that Cas immediately knows

Lor:

YES

Lor:

omg his voice is so less deep

Mace:

IT IS

Lor:

... I wanted bead curtains so bad when I was like 17

Lor:

ooooof, Deans

Mace:

HAHAHA i had them in my dorm room

Lor:

NICE

Lor:

I love that, in addition to other things, we have here a Dean who has to be A Leader, and it doesn't quite... fit

Mace:

and why do you think it doesn’t work? I agree with it, but i think the interesting thing is why

Mace:

because he’s lost Sam?

Lor:

well, I think, this particular example is muddled because there are so many things making him not fit, losing Sam being a big one

Lor:

but I think he CAN lead but it's not where he's most comfortable. and it's not exactly that he wants to follow, but that as soon as he's in charge of more than just a few people, he doesn't want to

Lor:

"oh, so we're torturing again. oh, that's good. classy"

Lor:

"I like past you"

Mace:

agreed

Lor:

"okay, if you don't like reckless, I could use "insouciant" maybe"

Mace:

HA

Mace:

I… don’t like this Cas

Lor:

no, me either. like, I enjoy it as a performance and a "what-if," but the what-if itself is not one I want to spend any more time with than this one ep

Mace:

exactly

Lor:

"Sam didn't die in Detroit. he said yes"

Lor:

I also don't like this Dean

Lor:

which makes interesting the fact that I like the real Dean, who DOES get more WORN better than young Dean

Lor:

he needs more wear on him, but not THIS wear

Mace:

Hm. I do. I mean, not as much as Real Dean, but you know how I feel about Bad Guys (tm)

Lor:

I do

I trust real Dean implicitly, and this one I don't. I think that's the crux of it for me

Mace:

i get that. I like a little danger, though

Lor:

oooof, Deans

Lor:

the thing is you and Sam BOTH need to say no. like, in this moment, that's the alternative they aren't looking at

Lor:

HORDE TOILET PAPER

Mace:

right?!

Mace:

and YES

Lor:

hoard? I can never remember which is which

Lor:

omg Cas's nod when Dean says "stick out of your ass"

Mace:

HAHAHA

Lor:

it is REALLY interesting to me that this is part of what Zach thinks Dean will take one look at and go "NOPE. better make a different choice." and he's RIGHT

Mace:

hoard, i think. horde is the unruly band of vikings type thing

Mace:

YEP

Lor:

it doesn't have the effect Zach wants, but Dean doesn't want this to happen to Cas any more than he wants to be this Dean or have Sammy say yes to Luci

Lor:

aaah. I thought one was the verb and the other was the noun?

Lor:

BOY Jensen does a good job playing against himself

Mace:

…isn’t that what i said?

Lor:

also the stitching together is really good. are they still using film in this season?

Mace:

“something is broken in you” oh MAN

Lor:

is it? ...I guess it is

Lor:

RIGHT?

Mace:

my god he looks good in that suit

Lor:

RIGHT?

Lor:

"aren't you a surprise?"

Lor:

the thunder in the background is such a nice touch

Lor:

the rolling grumbling kind

Lor:

THE ROSE

Lor:

"the last perfect handiwork of God"

Mace:

YES

Lor:

JARED'S FACE BEFORE "YOU" I CANNOT

Lor:

Dean's teary eyes

Mace:

YES

Lor:

god Jensen's VOICE in this speech

Lor:

GIVE THEM EMMYS. GO BACK IN TIME AND EMMY THEM

Lor:

"whatever you do, you will always end up here"

Mace:

YESYESYES

Lor:

the fact that the tears spill when he suggests it's INEVITABLE

Mace:

YEP

Lor:

"well if it isn't the Ghost of Christmas Screw You" haaaaaaahahahahahahaa

Mace:

HAHAHA

Mace:

oh poor baby, lookit him

Lor:

RIGHT?!

Lor:

"naah" OMG

Mace:

he just wants to mow the lawn

Mace:

YAS

Lor:

RIGHT?

Mace:

CAS

Lor:

OMG THE LOOK ON CAS'S FACE

Mace:

“we had an appointment” I LOVE HIM

Lor:

"we had an appointment"

Lor:

vibrates out of my skin

Mace:

YAS

Lor:

He’s leaning against the car dies

Mace:

YES

Lor:

HUG EACH OTHER, YOU IDJITS

Mace:

RIGHT?!

Mace:

Sammy’s hurt/confused face

Mace:

SIGH

Lor:

the conferring of weapons as a gestures of love flops and rolls in it

Lor:

YES

Mace:

HAHAHA

Lor:

"we keep each other human" GAH

Mace:

right?!

Lor:

"we make our own future"

Mace:

YAS

Lor:

FUCK 327

Mace:

TEAMFREEWILL

Lor:

YAAAAAAS

[atopearth]

Scandal in the Spotlight Part 1 - Kyohei Rikudoh Route (up to S3 Give Me Forever)

I really like Scandal in the Spotlight!! I've only played like two stories though hahaha. I'm hoping the sequel stories are just as good so I'm excited~ Lmaoo when Kota called that creep a pig in a wig😂 Anyway, Kyohei is the first guy (which is usually the most popular one) but I've actually never played his story before! It's pretty funny because his looks are definitely my type! Lol when she accidentally sees him half-naked and she stares at him for so long, he's like why don't you take a picture😂😂 HAHAHAH OMG the heroine got a nosebleed😂😂😂 Now he thinks she's a pervert, that is hilarious but so embarrassing!!🤣 Honestly, I understand their desperation and stuff of needing a new lyricist after Ryo left, but I do remember thinking the guys are usually quite harsh with the heroine when it comes to writing lyrics. I mean, yeah they don't have a lot of time blah blah, but still.. Kyohei is an ass with how much he forces the heroine to write and says he'll destroy her screenwriting career if she runs away. Like yeah, he's probably doing it for "her sake" because she's giving up too easily, but really, his attitude and way of expressing it is veryyy unpleasant. I appreciate him for showing her how much people like the lyrics she wrote (that Ryo took) but yeah.

Wow, I knew Kyohei was harsh on himself and resolved to be at the top for some reason, but I didn't think he felt guilty for causing his father's death when he was only 27 because his father saved him from drowning and basically died in his place. It's something his father wouldn't regret, but I can see why it would hurt Kyohei. His father was so loved by his fans and everyone around the world, so if he's not as big as him, it would feel like his father "wasted" his life saving him, when really, Kyohei being alive and happy would be enough for any parent who loves their child. I'm glad that Kyohei showed such care for the heroine and tried to relieve a bit of the pressure he gave her before by telling her that Revance's success or failure isn't her problem nor is it solely dependent on her. It's silly of the heroine to be so focused on thinking about the lyrics that she ended up fainting in the bath, but the good thing is that at least Kyohei can see how seriously she is taking it. I love how when Shinya found out her real role in Revance and asked her to write songs for him, and she looked at Kyohei, and Kyohei told the heroine to not look at him because this is her life and she should decide for herself. Yeah, honestly his attitude isn't the best, but he's straightforward and honest, and I like that about him. He tells her how much he wants and needs her to be their songwriter and he doesn't hide how he told her more about his dad because he doesn't want her to leave and I admire how honest he is about trying to get her to stay with his own methods.

Honestly, Shinya liking the heroine is so random, but I guess he likes her more because she's interested in Kyohei more than for himself, since he seems obsessed with Kyohei lol. Considering how much experience Kyohei has and everything, I'm sure it's easier for him to deal with Shinya than it is to find a new song, so I definitely think the heroine is silly for giving up her lyrics in exchange for Shinya to keep her secret of being a ghostwriter etc, like lady, he's just going to keep doing this! Shinya is such a...weird guy lol. So creepy but just randomly redeems himself at the end? Naaah I don't think so lol, he's been such an ass. So I guess the romantic ending where the guys save Kyohei from making a scene is much better haha. Personally, I think the dramatic ending was better because it put more emphasis on the song, and I love how Kyohei showcased at the concert his ballad which was a reply to her love song. I just thought it was really sweet. But they do get some sexy time in the romantic ending so I guess you don't want to miss that out😂 Overall, I wasn't too impressed with Kyohei's main story since it definitely felt more like he was using her most of the time than he was in love with her, she was just like a bonus lol. Hopefully the sequels are better! I'm glad we got to see Kyohei's PoV because alot of the time I wasn't too sure how I felt about their relationship, and it felt like he cared but also didn't, so it was nice to see clarification that all along, he really did notice the heroine and care for her haha.

Honestly, even though it was frustrating that the heroine couldn't communicate with Kyohei properly even when he knew something was up and asked her directly about it, I couldn't help but feel for her. She is dating a celebrity that so many people love and want, it's hard for her to not feel like she's "nothing" compared to him and feel lost about whether she can handle seeing him with other women in commercials etc. I'm so glad Kyohei acknowledged her feelings and reassured her that they're valid, that he loves her, that he thinks she's amazing (which she is considering how great her lyrics are lol) and that if he's amazing, then the woman who made him fall for her must be even more amazing haha. I'm so happy that Kyohei got through to her how much he loves and cherishes her. Omg Kyohei getting into the bathtub with the heroine, hugging her from behind and kissing her is so hot, I love it. I agree with Ryo that he really did something unforgivable as a songwriter, which was to steal the heroine's lyrics, but you can tell how desperate and broken he must be if he was driven to do that. It doesn't make it better, but seeing how sad, how jealous he is of the heroine's talent and how he doesn't know how to get out of his slump is just heartbreaking imo.

It was sweet to see how confidently Kyohei answered that even if Ryo comes back, the heroine would still be their lyricist and that her songs are different from Ryo's and that her songs are just as important to Revance as Ryo's are. LMAO when the guys started playing the characters in the heroine's script. Legit died because of how corny the lines were but it was so funny seeing the guys act it out haha! On another note, it was really nice to see how strict Kyohei was in giving his opinion on the heroine's screenplay. He's harsh but direct and honest. Omg Kyohei enacting a wake up call for a show was so hot, I can see why the audience went crazy haha! So cool for the heroine that her script will be used for a play, that's definitely a great achievement! It honestly broke my heart when Kyohei said they should stop seeing each other, my first thought literally was, I don't want to break up! What is he saying! I know and recognise that it's difficult if he plans to expand into the international market while the heroine wants to stay here and focus on screenplays rather than lyrics but still! I am actually so glad Kyohei changed his mind and went back to apologise to the heroine and win her back. I loved how he used the audition to tell her that he wants them both to chase and achieve their dreams together and that he can't do it without her anymore. I think I especially loved the talk on the radio show when he said "even if it took longer to reach the end, I'd want to go with the person I love". Considering how long and how much Kyohei wants to achieve this dream of his, knowing that the heroine is important enough that he feels like delaying it to achieve it alongside her makes me happy. I really enjoyed the Sequel His PoV, I think it's always great to see how the Revance guys support each other, but it was also nice to see Kyohei struggle with his "selfishness" and his desires against what's best for the heroine.

Did the story ever mention Kyohei having a sister because I'm shocked!! I didn't realise he had a mother either hahaha! Anyway, I love how he helped the heroine get acknowledgment for her hard work as a writer on stage after the play, that was very sweet. Surprisingly, Kyohei's teenage years are much more interesting than I thought! Like it's basically what I expected minus the fact I didn't realise he had a sister and mother haha but it's really nice to see how everything fell into place as he gathered up the courage and ambition to live up to his father and surpass him. At least they get along haha, it's nice that the heroine has been accepted too. It's also nice to see that the group once upon a time had another guy that ended up leaving for his respective reasons and then meet him again. I'm quite happy for the heroine that she's getting to pursue her dreams as a writer and focusing on that, just not sure about the new guys lol. It's sweet to see Kyohei supporting her and encouraging her by checking in on her. I loved it when the heroine and Kyohei didn't meet for a week and she was so happy to see him, and he was like why is she just staring longingly when she can leap into his arms like she wants hahahha. Honestly, with how exhausted she must be churning out stories for Fumito to read, she definitely should because I would definitely want to haha! Kyohei's encouragement is honestly the best, it makes me feel touched and motivated too. He's right, our goals aren't something flimsy, just because we haven't been acknowledged yet doesn't mean we're no good! Ritsuto really is the type of guy to be really nice once he acknowledges or likes someone lol. I like his straightforward attitude towards Revance's first LA performance and I enjoyed the heroine giving her honest opinion about them not being able to capture the audience here, which is very understandable imo. They're nervous, it's their first gig, they're not used to the country and they haven't grasped the feel of the audience here even if they've done their research, and honestly, Japan and LA is very different vibes.

It was understandable for Kyohei to feel jealous of Ritsuto in terms of being close to the heroine and as an established celebrity in this country. Especially considering how nice he is to the heroine and how much he helps her when that's what Kyohei used to do for her, but the best thing is that Kyohei didn't hide how bummed he was about it and actually told her. Ritsuto was definitely too much when he did what he did, that was really terrible considering they're not exactly on bad terms and he's trying to steal the heroine from Kyohei when he's down. Anyway, I loved how the answer they both reached was to stay true to themselves when it comes to their work and their life. I think it would have been better if we had a better grasp that the heroine was writing stories that's not her style as well but it's okay, the story focused on Revance and their struggles in adapting to a different country. It was nice to see Kyohei realise that regardless of what country it is, the people watch their performances wherever they are in the world so they'll love who they are and not what they expect them to be. Overall, I wasn't sure how to think of it when I first started but I actually really loved S2 with the heroine and Kyohei separated but in the same country working hard towards their individual goals with their individual struggles. Even though their work was different and they had different aims, they both found it difficult to adapt in a different country catering to the people around them rather than being true to themselves and what they love and want to show to people. Of course, not everyone gets to be like our main characters and get to stay true themselves and still be loved, but at least for this story we can relish in that, and that makes me happy for them. Seeing things from Kyohei's perspective really displays well how dejected he was all this time. Not only was he hit with rejection after rejection but with a lacking fanbase and no clear direction on how he wants the band to be, coupled with Ritsuto being amazing and popular, it's hard to stay cheerful and positive. I'm so glad Kyohei took the heroine out to Las Vegas and spent some quality time together whilst getting to watch a performance there and be inspired. I really feel like Fumito needs to let the heroine have time to experience things outside instead of just holing up at home writing lol.

Honestly, I find the heroine's decision to go back to Japan kind of weird? She has such a great opportunity to learn from Fumito aiming to improve her screenwriting, and he tells her what she needs improvement on and gives her opportunities etc and she wants to go back to Japan when she hasn't really learnt that much at all?? People would be dying for this opportunity! Like I understand that she feels like she's relying on others but when you first start out, having someone experienced look over your work and help you improve it is a dream come true. Like it's probably because Kyohei and them are going to go back so she needs an excuse to go back too but seriouslyyyy. It was so sweet how supportive all the guys were when the heroine was down from all the rejections, and it made me so happy for her that they tell her that at least one of them has to be free to hear her out whether it be happy news or good news, she's so lucky haha! It was so great to have Kyohei properly acknowledge the heroine as Revance's lyricist in their comeback concert, it made me so smile so much! Hearing Kyohei say he wants to write the lyrics for the song himself made me so happy for him, he really wants to surpass his father in everything he could do and do it even better. I like how even when the heroine is imagining Kyohei proposing to her, he's still as arrogant (in a cool way) as ever 🤣 I wonder if Kyohei feels like he's limiting the heroine and doesn't want her to be fixated on being Revance's lyricist when she can do so much more if she's not exclusive, and yeah being a lyricist and scriptwriter for her movie would be great and appealing, but more important than that is what the heroine wants to do. She didn't work so hard all this time to do stuff she doesn't want to do just because it gives her more fame or something, otherwise she could have stayed in LA. I'm kinda glad that she was able to feel things when Shinya played the song for her, it is her work after all and if she wants to do it, she should, otherwise she'll regret it. And I'm glad Kyohei knew that and that's why he wanted to push her, I think it was really cute when he called her Little Miss Rival haha, but I'm happy that the heroine finally truly feels like she's stepping into the world. I find it very silly that Shinya made a move that jeopardised the drama and didn't do anything about it and didn't get reprimanded or anything lol, but I admit that seeing Kyohei do that press conference with her really showed how much he cares for the heroine. I don't know how I ended up on the dramatic love ending lmao but I loved it especially when Kyohei used the heroine's rejected lyrics (that sounded too much like a proposal to Kyohei) to make a song and sing it to her at the concert, it was so touching! It also made me really happy that Kyohei achieved his dream and the heroine's song was a success. I loved Kyo's PoV because it was so wonderful to watch over him, Taka and Ryo band together to create the song that will surpass his father, and to see him play it for his mother to hear, that was really beautiful.

Overall, I am smitten with Kyohei. I actually love him and the heroine so much because it was so beautiful to watch them grow together. They both had dreams of creating hits in the industry whether it be for recognition or to surpass his father and I loved how step by step, they both encouraged each other, supported each other and loved each other despite all the setbacks and issues coming at them trying to break their determination. They wouldn't have been able to do it alone, but you could really see how by having each other, even if they were physically apart, just knowing that they respectively were working hard towards their dreams made them both never want to give up and do their best and I think watching over them do that was so touching and sweet. It also helps that Kyohei is charming, exudes confidence but not arrogant and is very loving. You can really feel how much he cherishes the heroine, how much he needs her just as much she needs him and how they really are equals by the end. I really enjoyed their story and their love and I'm not sure who else can top them!

[dirtydragonthoughts]

Transformers Yuletide Literary Fest - Day 10

Welcome to the Transformers Yuletide Literary Fest! I’ll be recommending one or two fics every day until Christmas. Feel free to join in if you’d like (I’m using the tag #tylf2023 for this.) All fics are complete!

(If I can easily find a Tumblr account for the author I’ll tag them. If you know of an author who has a Tumblr account and I didn’t tag them, please let me know so I can add it! )

Fics in my recommendations will come in two different flavours: tangy and spicy. 😄 As always, curate your own online reading experience, and mind the tags if necessary for your own safety. ♥

Tangy

Title: Spec Ops Mission 98: Jazz's Interrogation at Soundwave's Pedes

Author: @kc-anathema

Rating: Teen (contains plug-n-play interfacing)

Wordcount: 195, 290

Summary: Surrounded by the torrid fiction of his fellow Autobots, Jazz uncovers a Decepticon plot hidden amidst their written fantasies. Can the Spec Ops commander turn this plot of high treason into a narrative…of love? OR Jazz is surrounded by a bunch of perverted writers, and wouldn't you know it, one of them is a Decepticon.

Why I love it: This story left me stunned... in a good way. I started reading it as a WIP because the premise sounded hilarious (hahaha, the bots and cons are writing RPF fanfic about each other, hahaha). But as the story went on, it turned into a LOT more. It became a story about love and trust, and forgiveness and boundaries, set against the backdrop of a brutal war. And then when it ended and we got the wrap-up of all the threads that we hadn't even known existed... Wow. This was an amazing story, and I will definitely read it again someday.

Spicy

Title: The Angel Breaker

Author: @altraviolet

Rating: Explicit

Wordcount: 62,452

Summary: Mysterious, deadly creatures descend on the population of Cybertron, spreading a disfiguring, brainwashing disease. The wealthy retreat underground while the rest try to survive a dangerous and disrupted aboveground society.

Years after suffering a great personal loss, Drift works for Flatline doing menial tasks. But when Flatline sends him to find someone who has done the impossible – survive an attack – Drift finds himself swept up in a continent-spanning plot. To save the Cybertron they love, Drift and his allies must find out what these creatures are, who made them, and if they can be stopped.

Why I love it: One thing that I've always loved about Altraviolet's work is the worldbuilding. (If you've been paying attention at all to my recommendations over the past 10 days, you'll know that I LOVE me some good worldbuilding. 😄) This story has a wonderful amount, specifically focused on geology and botany, and their relation to culture. BUT ALSO it has a gripping story that sits on top of all that worldbuilding, with a "rare trio" that I never would have thought of myself, but it really works well here. The author has an excellent way of making sure each character has their own voice, and motivations, and hopes and fears, and then wraps it all up in story that somehow wouldn't feel out of place in a Mythology of Cybertron collection.

[lunarsun12]

Don’t Touch My Kids - Part 1

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Felix and IN decided to visit their friends house, due to the situation they are in. Until of their hyung said they need to do all the bad things. To make them cool, IN only agreed to one prank. Until Felix got too carried away, and got caught by their Eomma.

How will Lee Know react to this suddden discovery ?

Back at SKZ Family Chat

Today 22:00

Lee Know🐰: So no one is confessing then huh? Who ever made my Lix and IN go wild are so dead

Bangchan🐺: Hun, didn’t we have convo to talk to the kids nicely 

Lee Know🐰: I did tell them nicely earlier

Bangchan🐺: Saying ‘confess or else I kill you’ is not being nice

Lee Know🐰: You have a problem?

Hyunjin🕺: Eomma you are overreacting, it wasn’t me!!

Lee Know🐰: Yeah sure! It got to be you, I see what you been teaching IN in secret

Hyunjin🕺: It could be Changbin, he normally is the culprit

Lee Know🐰: I already asked him, he said it wasn’t him

Hyunjin🕺: I was teaching them self defence!! Due to the situation they are in. I will never teach them bad stuff

Changbin🙄: Can you please not make a scene in front of wooyoung. He sent that video on the net and it went viral

Seungmin🐶: This I gotta see!

Seungmin🐶: Good thing, I stayed late! I don’t wanna be at home. When Eomma is this angry

Han🐿️: At least you get to go outside! Appa and Eomma refuse to let me out!

Bangchan🐺: You will thank us, one day…

Bangchan🐺: Hun, let’s just ask the kids ourselves. Instead of blaming hyunjin. You know he adores them especially little Innie!

Lee Know🐰: Fine…I’m onto you hyunjin. Don’t even think about leaving the house

Let’s have flashback to this morning of what really happened.

There was a large boom from kitchen, which lead to huge scream from Han. As his hair nearly set on fire, which lead to Chan holding the fire extinguisher in his hand to the kitchen.

Bangchan: Han? Are you okay?

Han: I- I just made toast and suddenly I see fire

Bangchan: Are you hurt?

Han: I won’t be anymore, if you and Eomma stop overreacting about me leaving the house

Bangchan: No can do!

After Han and Bangchan are busy, negotiating about Han’s right to be free. Felix and IN were giggling in the background, as they little prank worked.

Felix: Wow doing this prank is actually really fun!

IN: Our hyungs are the best! For teaching us how to be cool

After Bangchan and Han finally negotiated, to set Han free. Bangchan had no choice, as Han was about to bite him if it carried on. Then Lee Know entered and saw the kitchen in a state.

Lee Know: HAN! Why did you make the mess in the kitchen again

Han: It wasn’t me, the toaster exploded

Bangchan: He is right! I heard the boom and there was fire. I have to put it out

Lee Know: Whatever, I’m busy already with the cats

Later on in the afternoon, poor Han always in the crossfire. He entered the bathroom and got flour bombed. Which then lead to him texting the chat.

Back at SKZ Family Chat

Han🐿️: WHO HAS BEEF WITH ME! I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU!!

Bangchan🐺: Hey hey calm down!

Han🐿️: First it was the toaster this morning and now this! Someone has it in for me!!

Changbin🙄: This is hilarious hahaha

Bangchan🐺: Okay guys, cmon and apologise to Han. Boy I thought keeping him indoors will be safe

Changbin🙄: It wasn’t me, I don’t live here

Bangchan🐺: Hyunjin, apologise to Han and say you are sorry

Hyunjin🕺: It’s not me as well!

Bangchan🐺: It got to be you, you are the only in the house. It can’t be Lix and Innie

Lee Know🐰: Hyunjin just apologise!

Han🐿️: Hey hyunjin, what have I done to you??

Hyunjin🕺: You guys it not me, I swear!!

Han🐿️: I will be th bigger person and let it go! Please stop with the pranks!

Hyunjin🕺: It got to Lix and IN then!

Lee Know🐰: Stop blaming them! Well it is clearly your fault!

Back at Felix and IN private Chat 

IN🦊: Lix! I feel bad hyunjin got in trouble because of us

Felix☀️: This is the process bro, our Hyungs said so

IN🦊: B-but Hyunjin treats us so well, it’s so wrong

Now for Felix and IN final prank, they were busy making the prank. They didn’t notice that Lee Know has walked in, checking up on them.

Felix: This will be epic *giggles*

Lee Know: I can’t believe this…

Felix and IN turned their head in unison and saw the shock / confused Lee Know standing at the door.

IN: Lix I told you no more pranks

Without hesitation, Lee Know bolted outside the door and immediately texted the groupchat. Knowing exactly who did it!

Next Part

[da-gamingojichan]

Dick/Pussy Headcanons dropping when?

i wont lie guys i dont really know the variety of how genitalia can be different very well..... the most ive learned is when i went online and saw someone made a caard about their headcanons for the matusno brothers which included very detailed descriptions of each of their dicks (how i learned penises irl can have different amounts of curve) and their mental illness hcs (how i learned narcassism counts as a mental illness) and a bunch of other shit. but i have a little bit of headcanon for the characters i think a lot about

- germany has a penis that leans on the larger side and its terrible because he is never using it. its kinda ugly idk how because all genitals are ugly but he somehow has an ugly penis compared to other penises because germany is meant to be ugly to his core. it also turns super red like uncomfortably red (bright cherry red iphone 3) because i think he gets red really easily since hes freakishly pale. also his penis is abnormally sensitive but he doesnt know this because the only person to touch it is italy and italy has sex skills gifted by the lord so hes blessed because if anyone else gave him a handjob or blowie hed be like OWWW IT HURTS STAWP STAWP TOO HARD!!!!!

- italy has the most amazing awesomesauce pussy fucking ever. his pussy and strap on skills induce the same level of peace and prosperity as the shit those monks that live on the tops of mountains are aiming for. he literally has a talent thats gifted by god and it is in fact RIGHTEOUS of him to be banging bitches left and right because he needs to share his divine gift to the world. and thats why its fucking hilarious that hes wasting all this raw talent and perfect sex on hetalia "premature ejaculation king" germany. the mf that literally cant recieve a blow job without overstim because he always finishes before his penis makes contact with le mouf. germany would literally like anything from italy and italy is the sex god thats been cutrently saving our world from the nymphojinn. italy is the real life huniepop protagonist and hes retired to never have sex ever because his boyfriend is fucking scared and when he does its over with in 2 minutes.

- japan has a small penis. japanese men grower not show-er! i believe that japan wants to top but he never will because he cant be deadass enough to assert himself and say he wants to. also because if he tops the ship name has to have jap in it (IM JAPANESE I CAN SAY THE SLUR) and i think thats awesome and hilarious but people dont like that so hes banned from semeing forever because its racist. but i believe in his head he is a total kinky otaku sex freak who wants to seme so bad and use a jillion million sex toys you didnt even know could exist.

- prussia also has a slightly below average penis and hes very very very very very embarassed about it he will never admit its small he goes NO ITS GREAT AND MIGHTY OKAY. he calls his dick his "beautiful gleaming white saber of justice" sometimes and everybody fucking hates it. also its really sensitive so hes really picky about head and it pisses romano off because romano can tell when hes faking being comfortable (but it also would piss him off if prussia said his head wasnt good enough) and because of that he gives prussia head everytime they bang and its painful and prussia dreads it everytime and is like hahaha you dont have to if you dont want to... and romanos like "SHUT the fuck up and lay down you ungrateful piece of shit" but slowly he actually gets really fucking good and prussia likes it because hes refined his craft but now because prussia likes it romano stops and only gives head when prussia begs and pleads because giving head is disgusting.

- romano has a pretty good penis like idk what makes a penis pretty good. but its pretty good trust me on this guys its nothin to scoff at the ladies would love it if romano got any ladies (never ever). its regarded as a handsome penis i think like wow thats pretty good! its pretty average sized, maybe on the smaller end of the spectrum and that makes romano mad and incredibly insecure even though it doesnt really matter since romano is actually just a grower not a show-er. but yeah its good.

- benson regular show has a 6/10 gumhole.