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haikyuuthots · 4 years ago

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Hi I really enjoyed you tik tok prank head canon! Is there any way you can make a head canon where the reader calls them bro prank lol. Like how would they react. Can you do Atsumu, Suna, Bokuto and Ushijima please!!!! Thank you 😽

Calling him “bro” prank

Characters: Miya Atsumu, Suna Rintaro, Bokuto Koutarou and Ushijima Wakatoshi

Warnings: none I think

Scenario: how the boys would react if you tried the calling them bro prank on them haha

A/n; thanks for requesting!!! I had a lot of fun writing this one, I hope you enjoy it 😌💕

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Miya Atsumu

You always referred to Atsumu as babe, baby or love

So when you saw this prank on Tik tok you wanted to see how he would react

You were both sitting in the living room of your shared apartment

He was watching a volleyball game on the tv while you were writing an essay on your laptop

He was going crazy talking about a serve one of his favorite teams just did

“Woooo babe did ya see that crazy serve?!??”

You thought this might be a good time to pull the prank off

“Mmm no i didn’t can you go back so I can see it?”

He rewinds the video and you watch intently as he shows excitement all over again

“Bro!! That was so cool” you say as casual as possible

Atsumu’s entire demeanor changes, and the look of excitement he had seconds ago completely fades

“What did ya just call me?” His face filled with confusion

“Huh when?” You try your best not to laugh out loud, he looks completely lost lmao

“Literally 3 seconds ago, you called me bro.”

“I did?” You’re doing your best to play it off

“Yes you did! I hate it I’m not your bro. ” He’s slightly pouting

You slightly chuckle “aw come on bro don’t be like that.”

He looks towards you with a disgusted face, he is evidently unsatisfied with your choice of words

“Y/n stop dont call me that I’m baby and nothing else I will actually ignore you if you call me that again.” He actually looks a bit upset

But you still wanna tease him a bit more

“Fine I’m sorry.,,” you briefly laugh and pause for a second “...bro”

“That’s it I’m ignoring ya til ya act right.”

He gets up and begins to walk away

You’re full blown laughing now “baby baby wait.” You say as you reach out to stop him

His ears slightly perk up at the mention of his regular nickname

Still laughing you talk “it’s a prank. I’m just messing with you. I saw it on Tik Tok

He looks down out you, in disbelief, his frown quickly changing into a smile

Soon after he starts laughing with you

“Chaotic duo*

“That was actually kinda mean babe, I was like wtf why is she calling me her brother”

You start laughing even more “ wtf did you actually think I would call you bro? Never. you’re baby.”

He leans in closer to you and gently grabs you by the waist kissing you softly on the lips “better be.”

You kiss him back and wrap your arms around his neck, he softly picks you up causing you to wrap your legs around his torso as he continues to kiss you

Pulling away briefly he speaks again “but seriously don’t ever call me bro again I hate it”

“I won’t” you answer smiling up at him.

Suna Rintaro

You usually don’t try to pull pranks on him because he normally never falls for them

But after watching so many of these on tik tok and watching the reactions you were curious to try it out yourself

You’re casually sitting on your boyfriends lap while you’re both on your phones watching short videos

A few time passes by when Suna breaks the silence between you two

“Hey babe you hungry?”

You thought this was the perfect time to call him bro

“Nah bro I’m good” you say sounding as normal as possible

Suna drops his phone and gently shifts you from his lap making you look towards him

You ignore him and continue to look down at your phone lol

He doesn’t say anything at first, leaving an awkward silence for a few seconds

Still staring in disbelief he breaks the silence again “pause that and look at me real quick.”

You do as he says and you look up at him innocently acting like nothing is wrong

“What’s up?” You innocently reply

His grip tightens around you waist a bit “did you.. really just call me that?”

“What are you talking about?” You’re trying your best to keep a straight face

“You just called me bro.” He’s pouting

You honestly can’t believe he fell for it hahahaha

“Oh. Yeah I did. Does that bother you?” You’re just trying to rile him up at this point lmao

He scowls at your reply, gently pushing you off of his lap so he can look at you better “yes that bothers me, I’m not out here calling you dude or anything because you’re my girlfriend.”

You can’t help but laugh at his expression. Completely satisfied at the fact he actually reacted to your little prank

Suna is beyond confused “why are you laughing? I’m serious please don’t call me bro.”

“Baby” you gently leans towards his chest as you continue to laugh “I’m totally joking, it’s a prank I saw on tik tok.”

He cracks a small smile before he speaks again “this is the dumbest prank ever.”

You’re still laughing “yeah? But you were hella pressed so it worked.”

He rolls his eyes at your teasing “yeah yeah you got me.”

Still smiling you sit on his lap again and hug him tightly placing small kisses on his face to lighten up his mood

“I promise I would never call you bro and mean it.”

He smiles into your kisses, tightening his grip around your body while he kisses you gently on the lips

“I’m glad you wouldn’t cause I’m your boyfriend.”

“I know baby.” You respond leaning in once again, to close the gap between your lips.

Bokuto Koutarou

You have not called bokuto by his name since you started dating

It’s always a baby, babe or bub

So when you were on tik tok and saw a girl prank her boyfriend by calling him bro you wanted to try it out yourself on your boyfriend.

You and bokuto were tangled in each other’s arms watching a movie together.

The movie was a suspenseful, drama and the scene that was playing had a lot of blood

As you wince at the gore, you quickly decide this is where you’re gonna do the prank lol

“Aww bro look at all that blood.” You say, with a hint of disgust in your voice

Bokutos grip around you loosens, and he quickly goes to look for the remote to pause the tv

He’s looking towards you, with a very large frown on his face

You slightly chuckle “what’s wrong you don’t like the gore?”

“No it’s not that.” He answers still frowning

“Then what is it?” You respond pretending to not know why he’s really upset

“It’s just..... are you mad at me or something?”

You give him a confused look “why would I be mad at you?”

“I don’t know but you always call me babe, or something but just now... you called me bro.”

You’re doing your best to hold back your laughter “bro you sound crazy.”

Now Bokuto is pouting even more than before “aw did you just bro me again?” He dramatically buries his face in his hands “im sorry i made you mad but can you please go back to calling me baby?”

You can’t keep the joke going any further, Bokutos distressed figure is actually making you feel bad

“Baby” you coo as you remove his hands from his face “I’m just kidding, it’s a prank.”

You start laughing out more as you watch Bokuto relax into your touch

He instantly joins in to laugh with you

“Oh my god I can’t believe you got me.”

“I honestly didn’t even think you would notice”

“How could I not, you called me bro!” He replies still laughing a bit

“Why would you think I was mad though?” You question, still chuckling

“Why else would you call me such a terrible name? The only reason I could think of is if you were upset with me.”

You briefly laugh as you lean in to kiss bokuto softly on the lips, he reciprocates right away tightening his hold around your waist

Pulling away from the kiss bokuto speaks again, “do me favor and never call me bro again? I really hated it.”

You lovingly look at your boyfriends face “ oh I promise I won’t, I hated it too.”

He chuckles at your reply as he leans in to kiss you once again

Ushijima Wakatoshi

Ushijima was used to you calling him Toshi or love.

In fact he only ever responded to you when you called him one or the other

One time you called him by his last name and the man deadass unintentionally ignored you

That being said this man is still very stoic and hardly ever shows any reactions

So when you saw this prank you weren’t sure if he would react, the most you were expecting was to be ignored lol

You and Ushijima were out in the store buying some groceries

You were thinking of a good time to causally call him bro and you finally decided to do it when you were at the vegetable aisle

Picking up a giant broccoli you look over to Ushijima, quickly grabbing his attention

“Bro look at this broccoli it’s huge!” You say enthusiastically

Ushijima is staring at you with a blank stare, almost trying to understand the words that just came out of your mouth

“Helllo????” You say waving your hand in front of his face

Ushijima gently grabs your hands and lowers it

Still holding on, he asks in the most serious tone “what did you just call me?”

You’re holding back a smile trying your best to be as serious as you can

“Oh just now??? I said bro”

“Why would you call me that?” He’s looking at you with a confused face

“Because we’re close, people who are close always casually call each other bro”

“But y/n we”re dating.”

“Sooooo??” You say still trying your best not to burst out laughing

“People who are dating don’t call each other bro they call each other cute pet names”

“But you don’t call me any pet names?”

“Babe. I call you babe, that’s a pet name.”

“Well I want you to call me bro.” At this point you’re about to break, this conversation is so funny to you.

“I’m not gonna call you bro. And I don’t want you calling me bro either, I hate that.”

“Come on bro don’t be like that.” You teasingly say letting out a small chuckle

Ushijima once again stares at you, this time he’s evidently unamused

“I won’t respond to you if you keep calling me that.” He says as he begins to walk away

You’re full blown laughing as you run to stop Ushijima from walking away any further

“Toshi wait” you say holding onto his shirt

Ushijima turns around to look at you, still very confused

“I’m totally joking, I would never call you bro. It’s a prank I saw in tik tok.”

Ushijima cracks a soft smile, looking down at you as you laugh

“Thank god, I was so confused by that entire conversation.”

“I could tell, you’ve never looked more lost.”

He gently grabs you to hold you as you guys begin to walk again

“Alright let’s go, we need to finish shopping.”

“Okay love.”

He smiles as he hears the common pet name. That what he loved hearing you call him.

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prose-for-hire · 4 years ago

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The sweetest heart in town

Pairing: Fred x Willow (romantic)

Request: I can’t find your actual request but an overview of what’s written is: A soft growing relationship between Fred and Willow, after the end of Buffy and set sometime during Angel. No real spoilers apart from why Willow relocated from Sunnydale.

Requested by: @random-woooo - Hope this is okay, love. Sorry about the wait 💖🖤

Warning: Probably the smallest implied sex reference ever. Almost painfully soft lol

When Willow arrived in LA, she wasn’t looking for love. But, I suppose that’s exactly when it catches up with you right? When you least expect it.

There she was in the city of Angels, thinking it was just a typical Saturday. Boy, was she wrong. She was at a flea market over on the opposite side of the city from her hotel.

She was staying in a hotel for now, but she was seriously considering staying here. Something about the city was calling to her. Willing her to stay. She just didn’t realise why until a month from this very day in fact.

Ever since the final battle of Sunnydale, she had been more in tune with the spirits. The powers. She guessed it was some destined prophecy. It was destiny, but not in the way she expected.

As she was reaching for an antique crystal ball that had an ornate stand, another hand moved in at the same time. Both pulled away, leaving the crystal ball dropping with a crunch back on the table.

“Oh, sorry! I’m like that s-such a clutz!” the slender woman joked. She moved a strand of her hair back behind her ear as she looked down.

“Don’t worry honey, it was half my fault” Willow smiled, starting to get her purse out to pay the man who they had just broken his merchandise.

“Oh no, I couldn’t let you do that! I, um, I have-” she took out ten dollars and offered it to the man who started to tell her that

“Not enough, ladies”

“Twenty?” Willow asked, offering more but he still shook his head, leering at them both.

“Forget” Willow muttered to the man before turning back to the sweet woman. She was surprised when he told them to buy something from the stall or leave. She turned away and looked back twice a little confused but Willow joined her.

“I’m so sorry, I was real excited and-”

“Hey, don’t worry, how about you take me for a drink to, y’know make up for it. U-unless, well, you don’t drink or you don’t like-” It was Willow’s turn to be nervous. She wasn’t really used to just trying to pick women up on the street and if she was honest she wasn’t entirely sure if she was doing this right.

“Oh! Oh, um, yeah, well I-I’d really like that” Fred smiled, she had been surprised at the question and even more surprised

She hadn’t really dated women. I mean, as an adult. She had kissed a girl in college, once. But never really acted on anything since then. I mean, she was stuck by herself in Pylea for years. There wasn’t any chance to express an opinion let alone her sexuality.

She had never discussed it with anyone and she kept it to herself. She didn’t tell her friends at work she just carried about her day. They had decided to meet for that drink in a couple of days time.

But the powers had other ideas for Fred that day. There was going to be someone new joining them for a while at Wolfram and Hart, someone that Angel used to work with. They all waited in a meeting room for their new arrival.

Willow walked in and Fred gasped.

She hadn’t really told anyone about the woman she had met, even less about the fact that she was interested in women. She wasn’t embarrassed or anything like that, she was just not one for a big announcement.

Willow saw her face in the crowd instantly and smiled warmly. The meeting could start now Willow had arrived and Fred was hanging on every word, every drop of knowledge she could soak up both from and about the redheaded woman. She had such intelligence paired with such modesty. Fred found herself not able to look anywhere else.

That was, until Angel asked her to explain a complex theory she had developed about a portal that was sucking people into hell dimensions (which appeared seemingly at random to begin with). Fred was still staring until Wesley cleared his throat. She jumped and started talking a mile a minute, her hands gesturing so that she was punctuating every word.

She didn’t realise but Willow was watching her with the same reverence she had afforded her only a moment ago. The not-so-subtle glances weren’t lost on the people around them who were now their biggest supporters.

After the meeting, as Fred stood at the back of the room, Willow made her way to her instantly.

“I, uh, didn’t realise you were such a powerful Wicca” Fred complimented her.

“I didn’t realise you had such a brilliant mind” Willow replied sweetly, her eyes scanning Fred’s face. She had adored hearing her speak about such complex theories. A mind that rivalled, or more fit perfectly with her own. Willow was willing her interest to continue despite what she now knew about her. Some became intimidated by her reputation now, she found. This woman before her had such promise and Willow had so much love to give after everything. She willed her to feel the same promise she did.

“Aw, no” She waved away Willow’s compliment, “I would love to pick your brains over the Pergamum codex.”

“It’s a date” Willow confirmed softly again. She could tell, with Fred’s eyes wondering around the room that she was a little nervous about this.

But still, Fred smiled, her nose scrunching slightly tucking a strand of hair behind her ear before turning around and slightly awkwardly nodding and walking away. She was shy at how much hope she put into this. How deeply she read into Willow’s words. She hadn’t let herself open her heart since she returned from Pylea. She had been trying her best to cope on her own, but the thought of accepting someone in this way made her vibrate with contradictory feelings.

Willow watched her leave and Cordelia put two thumbs up after shamelessly eavesdropping on their conversation. The redhead just nodded a bit bemused at how different Cordelia was since high school.

Their evening came. The date that would begin it all. Something they hoped but would never say out loud. They tried to take it slowly, but they got on so well. They met at a bar, the atmosphere one of comfort and possibility.

They spent the entire night just talking. Laughing. Even crying at one moment in the early morning as the dawn light began to filter through. They had never met a heart that beat in time with their own. A soul that both cried out and listened in the way they needed.

The night ended, with Willow and Fred walking together through the streets. Still gushing to each other. It was Fred’s turning to her place and she stopped to explain this.

Their goodbye was never going to be final. Both knew their lives were now meeting towards the same path. An adventure that awaited them. They smiled, hushed farewells exchanged.

A strand of Fred’s hair moved to hide her face partly. This time, Willow reached out and tucked a strand of Fred’s hair behind her ear for her. Leaving her skin tinged pink at the proximity.

It was months later and the pair were fast in love. They both knew that life was too short for them to shy away from such affection. They had moved in together. Some believed it may be too fast but they knew otherwise. They knew each other’s hearts. They had learned to trust again. Learned to love.

There was no doubt in either of their minds that the other was their person. It was a soft love, sensual and kind. It was a breath of fresh air for both. After all they had been through. Knowing that it had to happen, to wish to embrace each other this way.

It was a lazy Sunday morning. The light filtered through, golden and hazy.

The room was warm, the air around the room smelling of sex and the promise of a warming summer’s day. Such promise that their love propelled.

Will caught Fred’s lips in a soft kiss after she crawled back up the bed to lie beside her love. They nuzzled against each other in bed softly before each rolled onto their backs.

There was only a thin, crisp sheet separating their bodies from the cool room. Their hands entwined as they stared at the ceiling, their chests heaving. Smiles on their faces as flushes skin brushed against flushed skin.

They basked in the glow of their intimacy for a moment. Before Willow rolled back and stared adoringly. They started to whisper, soft thoughts. Shared affections.

Before Fred’s brow furrowed slightly. She was deep in her thoughts once more despite her current bliss. She tried to smile despite herself but Willow’s hand was on her soothingly. Her skin warming with her words.

She alluded to Pylea, to where she had been trapped for much too long. Fred insisted she didn’t mind it, it led to her being with Willow. But Willow insisted it was important for her to speak about it and not play it down. That she was here to listen to everything, the good memories and those that may be harder to

Fred spoke slowly, dancing around the darkest days that even she was not ready to think on. She whispered softly of

Willow’s mind and heart ached for her love, feeling it as intimately as she spoke of it.

“Aw, baby, you have the sweetest heart in town” Fred’s face lit up with her smile and Willow glowed with the compliment. She shook her head, about to protest. She loved her girlfriend, of course she would be there for her.

But Fred hushed her with further soft kisses. Each brush of her lips a tender sonnet of her unending affection. She wished not to dwell anymore. She knew Willow would always be there.

Neither thought their hearts would find a love like this again. Their souls united in such beautiful matrimony. Their love was such a sweet love, sensual and kind. Their hearts belonged to each other before they had met that day, their names etched deeper and deeper as time went on.

Soft skin on soft skin. Their love burned bright. Sleepy kisses and hands running over their lovers naked bodies. This was theirs, for always.

A love that could never be taken nor torn. Quelled by any insecurity or troubled past. Their hearts were sweet, for each other.

#Fred #Willow #Winifred Burkle #Willow Rosenberg #Willow x Fred #Willow Rosenberg x Winifred Burkle #Willow Rosenberg x Fred #Willow and Fred fic #wlw #btvs #Buffy The Vampire Slayer #buffy the vampire slayer imagines #btvs imagine #angel the series #angel the series imagine #ats imagine #Frillow #Frillow imagine #Frillow fic

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ubernoxa · 5 years ago

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The Sip: A GNR Modern Day AU

Chapter 4: Shot Hill

(Chapter 1) (Chapter 2) (Chapter 3)

Chapter Summary: Alanah may have gotten more than she bargened for when she discovers a little game can have other intentions

I had 4 beers and that was the only reason I agreed to play this shot hill game Stevie and Duff had mentioned earlier.

Dinner was absolutely delicious and I don’t think Slash could have done a better job cooking. It just tasted amazing. It was fall off the bone perfection.

We quickly moved that party inside and that’s when I saw Sandy again, happily sitting on the couch with some guy’s arm draped around her. She gave me a not so discrete thumbs up before I followed Duff and the rest of the guys to the basement.

When I walked into the basement, the only worlds that came to mind were holy shit. A large pool table occupied the center of the basement with a bar and mini living room off to the side. My eyes darted right back to the pool table which was filled with shot glasses. There were so many that it was impossible to count.

“Alright the name of the game is shot hill. For the newbies in the room, the rules are simple. There will be 3 teams. Me and slash, Stevie and Maggie, and Duff and Alanah.

Each team will select an A person and a B person this will determine who goes which round. Whoever got last the last time we played goes first. If the person to your right makes the shot, you drink. I should note that not all of the shots are normal shots, so tread lightly. If you don’t want to take a shot or if the ball lands on the floor before the second bounce, you remove an article of clothing of your partner’s choice.

Everyone give your phones to Izzy before we begin, Any questions?”

Duff gently rubbed my back as Axl explained the rules. I almost jumped when I felt his fingers dance in the straps that held my bikini top on. Before I could question if I should even play the game Axl tossed Duff the small ball who gave it to me.

“A for Alanah,” he smirked rather proud of his discovery. I had only had 2 beers or wait was it 3 or 4? Fuck. Never mind that doesn’t matter. A little fun never hurt anyone. I have played beer pong before. How different could this be?

I bounced the ping pong ball and it made it into a shot glass. Duff cheered from behind me as Stevie took the shot of what I assumed to be baileys mixed with milk.

Laughter quickly filled the room as he coughed a little.

“ Izzy what the hell was that?” Stevie jokingly yelled across the room.

“What you’ve never had vodka mixed with milk before?” Laughter filled the room again as Izzy spoke. Axl wasn’t kidding on how some of the shots weren’t ‘normal’.

“One of the winners gets to setup the next game and makes the shots,” Duff explained as we watched Stevie aiming across the table. There must have been something over there that he wanted Axl to drink. By the look of disappointment in his face, it wasn’t the red shot that the ping pong ball made it into.

Axl took the red shot and made a comment about how it tasted like cherries. Good news to hear that not all of the shots are messed up.

“You little bitch, were you trying to go for the black shot!” Laughter filled the room as Steven smiled and nodded.

“We all know what’s in there, Izzy made the shots and that special one is always there. I don’t want to EVER take that shot again. Sorry Alanah,” Steven then turned to me as he apologized.

“Why are you apologizing to me for?”

“You’re gonna have to take the shot,” he casually replied.

I looked up to Axl who seemed much too excited to toss the ping pong ball into the shot that was practically right in front of him.

“Survival of the fittest. I had to take that shot last time Izzy setup the game, and there is no way in hell I’m taking it again,” Axl joked once the ball landed in the shot.

“Well fuck..” I then turned to Duff and asked, “if he is afraid of that shot then I want to part of it. Which piece of clothing goes?” I couldn’t help but smirk as Duff’s eyes lit up.

He tugged on the belt loop of my shorts and I quickly pulled them off before he took his turn.

This time it landed in a clear liquid and Maggie asked, “hey Izzy, what are the odds that it is just vodka?”

“I’m not telling you shit Maggie. Part of the fun of winning is that you potentially get to fuck with people as they become more and more paranoid about what is in the glasses,” Izzy replied before leaving his seat and joining the rest of us at the pool table.

Without hesitation, Maggie grabbed the shot and finished it in one go.

“Holy shit that was water. I almost removed an article of clothing for water,” I couldn’t help but laugh with her as she spoke.

“Aim for The Shot,” Stevie pointed over towards the black shot he tried to get Axl to drink earlier. Maybe Slash would be the one to take the shot,

“No promises,” she responded before eyeing down the shot glass. I had never seen someone focus as much as she did as she tried to sink the ping pong ball into the cup.

“Woooo!” I joined in the cheering as she sunk it in.

I could hear slash groan across the room and laughter quickly followed suit.

“So how bad are we talking here? How bad is this shot? Cause my curiosity is getting the best of me right now,” Slash said earning a what the fuck look from Axl.

“It has the consistency of sludge, smells like shit, and fuck knows what that bastard puts in it but it will fuck you up,” Axl tried to reason with Slash. I wanted him to take the shot, so I wouldn’t have to. Please take the damn shot.

“But Axl, I haven’t tried it before!” Laughter filled the room as Axl threw his hands up in the air and walked away from the table.

“I swear to fucking god Slash. That shot is going to fuck you up and I don’t want to have to take care of you tonight. Remember why we call it the Dead Man?!” It was clear Axl was done with Slash’s shit.

“Alright, alright I was just fuckin’ with ya. What should I remove?” Axl rolled his eyes and I couldn’t help, but giggle at his response. I don’t know what I expected from the infamous Guns N’ Roses, but this wasn’t it. I wasn’t disappointed though, the media made them out to be a bunch of loud trash people. Standing here, in their basement, playing this drinking game made me feel like they were a big family. Without hesitation Slash removed he shirt earning a cheer from Stevie and threw it across the room making a little show.

“Alright Duff, how much do you love me,” I couldn’t help but laugh as a mischievous look crossed Slash’s face. He was going to land it in what Axl referred to as the dead man shot.

“You’re my favorite lead guitarist,” I shook my head knowing that Duff was going to take the shot.

“Hmm not good enough,” Slash replied. Before I could even blink, the ball landed in the shot glass.

“Sucks to suck,” I teased at him.

“Says the one who didn’t take the shot not even a round ago. Also we are on the same team,” I watched him as he eyed the shot. Was he seriously debating it?

“Jesus Christ,” I perked up and looked over at Axl who was trying to hide laughter and was whispering something I couldn’t make out to Slash.

“Pass the shot,” the room went silent as Slash passed him the shot. Was he seriously going to drink it?

“You know you don’t have to drink it,” I whispered to him. Saying I felt bad was an understatement. Like he said we were on a team.

“Ehh, one of us is drinking it tonight, so might as well get it over with,” he shrugged and whispered back, but I still felt bad. I shouldn’t had wimped out last round and just taken it.

“Here, a courtesy shot of vodka,” Izzy handed me a shot to give to Duff who mumbled something in auditable.

Without any fanfare Duff took the shot and immediately yelled, “WHAT THE FUCK IZZY” the room irrupted in laughter as Duff coughed and grabbed the shot of vodka to wash the other shot down.

“That’s fucking rancid,” Duff said between coughs.

Time flew by as the shot glasses began to slowly disappear, along with clothing. My shirt was the second to go. There was no way in hell I was taking a chunky shot, it looked absolutely repulsive.

“Is someone a little tipsy?” I giggled at Duff as he whispered in my ear. No...I only had like 4 shots and a couple beers...I was fiiiiiiiiine.

“R u talking’ ‘bout urrself” I giggled right back at him. My stomach was being thrown into loops from the smile that was planted on his face. He was hot. I tugged on the belt loops of his pants earning a mischievous look from him.

“Hmm...no I don’t think so,” He whispered back. I giggled as I felt his hand rest on my ass.

Without looking I tossed the ping pong ball across the table. It didn’t just miss the remaining shots, it never even hit the table. The room erupted in laughter and I quickly joined in. Maybe I was a little tipsy.

“Alright, rockstars choice,” I turned around to Duff and cringed at my slurred words. God I sounded like a damn basket case.

“I’ve been wanting to do this for hours,” he whispered in my ear. I felt him gently tugging on one of the strings that held onto my bikini top, and then poof, just like magic, it fell to the floor.

#gnr #gunsandroses #gnr fanfiction #gnr imagine #duff mckagan #duff mckagan imagine #duff mckagan fanfiction #the sip fanfic #the sip

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franklyshipping · 5 years ago

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Day 18 ~ Christmas 2019 Ego Fanfics

WOOOO DAY NUMBER 18 WOWIE THIS IS MOVING FAST! TIME FOR SOME EXTRA CUTE CUTENESS NOW LET'S DO IT!

TAGGING: @the-authler

Discovering stuff when you’re a tiny kid is weird, you never retain those memories by the time you’re an adult but at the time….everything is just so frickin wild. New things and people appear here there and everywhere, and all you want to do is explore and discover all the new interesting things and people that you possibly can. That, currently, is what a certain young gentleman was doing now as he crawled down a corridor with a wide grin on his face. That’s Luca, chasing his dad Schneeple’s glob assistant Gooper down a corridor because when you’re one and see a cute squishy alive glob thing what else do you do? He was crawling on his hands and knees as fast as he could as he giggled his head off, hurriedly shuffling around a corridor corner….when suddenly, he found himself bumping into a pair of legs.

‘What the-oh….hey uh, kid….’

Luca looked up curiously, realising that the legs belonged to a person. The person had very dark black hair, wore a black shirt, dark jeans, and had the most amazing golden eyes that he had ever seen; Luca could only really gauge that he was an Ippy (aka an Iplier) because they all looked sort of similar, but this was one Luca hadn’t met before. That is because that this Iplier….was the Author. Needless to say, after certain humiliating events, the Author pretty much kept himself to himself as he slowly worked on his morality, and so was feeling a bit awkward at suddenly having a child in his midst. Luca meanwhile was ecstatic, he loved new people! He smiled up at the Author with wide, happy eyes and a grin.

‘Ah!’

Luca gripped a fistful of the man’s jeans excitedly, and the Author literally just had no idea what to do. Amidst all these socially involved festivities, he’d been trying his damnedest to avoid everyone else with all their feelings and traditions; he just didn’t know where he fitted in amongst it all. As he looked down at the little boy, he cleared his throat awkwardly.

‘Hey….uhm, it’s Luca right? You’re one of Schneeple’s?’

Author asked hopefully, he knew there was a bunch of people’s offspring in the household for the holidays and he was just hoping he was discerning which was which correctly. Thankfully, he’d gotten it right, and Luca lit up excitedly at hearing the familiar sound of his dad’s name.

‘Da!’

Relief washed over the Author at that, and he was thanking the heavens that the little boy at the very least understood some language; if it wasn’t clear, the Author wasn’t really sure how to interact with children….or anyone really. The Author figured he should return him to Schneeple, and so wriggled his leg a little.

‘Cool, uh, speaking of him, I can take you back to your dad if you want? Just let go of my leg…’

The Author was expecting the little guy to be eager to return to his dad, but to the Author’s surprise, the little boy just tightened his grip on his trouser leg. Luca giggled and grinned up at him.

‘Nuh!’

The Author blinked a few times down at him, befuddled as to what in the heck was happening.

‘Wha-? Kid, c’mon my leg isn’t that interesting.’

The Author let out a little laugh as he wiggled his shin more, but that just made the little boy wrap his tiny arms around his shin and let out peals of louder giggles. Basically, Luca had decided he wanted to play with the new Ippy man.

‘Nuhuuh! Leeeg!’

The Author felt himself smiling as he looked down at Luca, realising with amazement that this kid had decided he wanted to play with him. The Author knew that he could easily just pick the little boy up and carry him to Schneeple….but his smile was so cute and the Author found himself wanting to indulge the kid in his play. The Author put his hands on his hips and raised an eyebrow down at Luca.

‘Oh? So you’re not gonna let go of my leg?’

Luca giggled and shook his head, wrapping his arms and legs tightly around his shin as he snuggled into it giddily. The Author snickered fondly down at him before humming in thought, trying to think of something playful for the kid….then, he had the most wonderful idea.

‘Y’know….I know someone who comes after those who don’t let go of people’s legs…’

Author whispered, and he had to fight a broad grin when the little boy gasped with wide, curious eyes. Luca was getting giddier and giddier by the second, and started looking around to see who else was coming….oh if only he knew.

‘Whooo?’

The Author looked around for a few moments, before letting himself grin and wiggle his fingers down at the little boy.

‘The tickle monster!’

Luca let out a mighty, happy squeal; he knew the tickle monster very well since his dad and Septic uncles knew the tickle monster too! Luca buried his face in the Author’s shin as the Author fluttered his fingers gently in his underarms.

‘Nahahaha! Tihihihick!’

The Author snickered, mainly at himself since he was still in disbelief that this was happening, but the kid was just too adorable. It was almost as if the Author was going soft.

‘You gonna let go?’

The Author cooed down at Luca, but the little boy merely shook his head and continued to hug the hell out of the Author’s leg. He was giggling his adorable heart out, and his dimples were showing now as he replied; he was having so much fun.

‘Nuhuhuhuhu!’

The Author let out a dramatic sigh, letting his fingertips scratch the little boy’s underarms still.

‘Well I guess the tickle monster’s gonna have to keep tickle tickle tickling then!’

Luca’s face scrunched up as he let out a joyful squeal, to be honest all his favourite games with his dad and funny uncles were tickle games; like father like son frankly. Luca particularly loved when Uncle Anti played because he growled a lot and was always a goofy tickle monster; Luca loved this new tickle monster though, he was super fun.

‘Mahahahstaahh nahah!’

The Author smiled fondly down at the pink cheeked boy, whilst also moving his tickling fingers down to his tummy, which was the softest, squishiest thing that the Author thought he’d ever come across in his whole life. Author didn’t know why, maybe it was because he was giving someone joy for once, but he was just having so much fun and getting more and more into his tickle monster role by the second.

‘Monster yeees! Oh my, what a soft tummy you have! Have you been eating lots of mince pies by any chance?’

The Author exclaimed with his mouth agape, which made Luca let out cute little snorts through his giggle fits.

‘Yuhuhuhu! Pihihiiiies!’

Luca nodded adorably amidst his reply, he loved mince pies SO much, especially the ones with the icing on top. At his reply the Author gasped, continuing to squish and tickle the little boy’s tummy as he spoke.

‘You have? Can the tickle monster have some?’

Now, don’t get Luca wrong, he was a very sweet and polite boy who would always share any food he had, including mince pies. However, the little boy had learnt that if you denied the tickle monster something, then the odds were that you’d get more tickles. Again, like father like son, Luca wanted more tickles.

‘Nuhuhuhuhuhu! Nuhuhuhu fohohor mahanstahhh!’

Luca shook his head up at the Author amidst his happy laughter, and frankly the Author was aghast! So, of course, he did what any tickle monster would do in this situation, and decided to make do with another snack.

‘Oh but I’m so hungry! I have to eat something!’

Luca squealed when he suddenly felt himself being hoisted up, and before he knew it he was trapped at the Author’s chest and having his tummy still tickled WHILST the shells of his ears were being nibbled! The Author was exceptionally gentle with the tickling though, even though he was a tickle monster he wasn’t cruel….though he did made teasy nomming noises.

‘EEEE! NAHAHA!’

Luca’s high-pitched, childish laughter seemed to just emulate bubbily joy as he wriggled about cutely, his small limbs flailing as he was tickled. The Author softly laughed as he felt small limbs batting his chest and face, but he kept up the tickling because the happiness in the air was just….unprecedented.

‘Mmmmm nummy little baby booooy!’

Luca writhed and squealed, his face and neck very pink now as he gazed up at the Author with wide, watery eyes, crying out amidst his mirth.

‘DUHUN EHEAT MEHEEEE!’

The Author threw his head back with his own laughter now….he hadn’t laughed in so long, who’d have known it would have taken the adorableness of the son of Dr Schneeplestein to coax it out.

‘Ahawww why nohot?’

The Author grinned at the little boy in his arms as he gave him mercy from the tickling, and he chuckled when the giggly boy gave his face a soft push as he replied.

‘Bahad!’

Author was impressed, this kid was succinct and to the point, he respected that in a fellow gentleman. The Author held him upright in his arms as he replied dramatically, with his eyebrows greatly furrowed.

‘Ohhh is eating people bad?’

Luca nodded extensively, making the Author smile and muse.

‘Say, you seem like you know the difference between good and bad. Could you teach me?’

As soon as the word “teach” left the Author’s mouth, Luca’s eyes were wide and he was squealing with excitement. Something about Luca was that he loved telling people things he knew, if he saw an advert on TV he’d ramble about it to anyone and everyone he saw. And in this case, Luca knew EVERYTHING about good and bad, and so he puffed out his little chest determinedly as he exclaimed.

‘Yah! Luca teach!’

The Author grinned at how adorably determined he was, and Luca went on to explain the finesses of right and wrong to the Author as the man slowly walked them in the direction of where he figured other people might be. The Author suddenly felt like he wanted to be around other people….he felt like he knew where to start when it came to fitting in.

WOOOO HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS FIC LEMME KNOW IF YA DO WOOOO LUV YOUS XX

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smilingformoney · 5 years ago

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Platinum Diamond Scene: Sunset Skatepark Reunion

You listen as the fans make even more noise for the band. You: Go! Just go! You know you want to, deep down. Raleigh takes a deep breath. Raleigh: Alright. I’ll do it. And I’ll wear the goddamn costume, too. You give Raleigh a quick kiss on the cheek.

You: Good luck, Raleigh! -Show them what a real reunion looks like.

You: Give it all you’ve got.

-Don’t forget to have fun!

You: Otherwise, what’s it all for?

Raleigh: Let’s hope I don’t regret this…

Blair: I’m here now on one knee… Festival Guest: I do! I do! I accept your proposal already!

You spy Raleigh at the opposite wing, eyeing the stage with hesitation. You: Raleigh, go! Don’t miss your chance! Raleigh squares their shoulders… then charges out! Raleigh: ASKING YOU TO BE MY ETERNITY, YEAH! The spotlight hits them, and the group gasps simultaneously. Festival Guest: Wait. Is that… Festival Guest: RALEIGH! Festival Guest: EFFING! Festival Guest: CARRERA! The beat drops. The crowd loses their minds all over again as Raleigh launches into a solo section.

Sunset Skatepark has captivated everyone. Raleigh falls in with the rest of the group, moving effortlessly through the throwback choreo in a tight formation. You: (This is amazing! They still remember all the moves!)

You: (I should…) -Sing along.

From the wings, you grin wide as Sunset Skatepark hits the chorus. Blair: Baby, you’re a diamond! Cameron: Let me give you a ring! Raleigh: Talkin’ ‘bout forever… You: I’M NOT HERE FOR A FLING! The crowd sings in unison with you, shouting out the lyrics.

-Dance like my life depends on it.

As Sunset Skatepark hits the chorus choreography, your eyes follow Raleigh. In a second, you’re effortlessly following along with their smooth moves. Blair: Baby, you’re a diamond! Cameron: Let me give you a ring! Raleigh: Talkin’ ‘bout forever… You: I’M NOT HERE FOR A FLING! You follow along, jumping, clapping, spinning, and doing the arm movements completely in sync. You: (I’m a natural! I should be a professional back-up dancer!)

-Throw my bra on the stage!

You: Hope you like lace! Blair: Baby, you’re a diamond! Cameron: Let me give you a ring! Raleigh: Talkin’ ‘bout forever… You slingshot the bra onto the stage, hitting Raleigh square in the shoulder. They turn to you, grinning. Raleigh: … You: (Bull’s eye.) You: (Now, let’s remember to pick that up later! That bra was not cheap!)

You: Woooo! Go Sunset Skatepark! Festival Guest: Shoot! My cell’s not getting reception! How will I upload my new one shot about this show? Festival Guest: Wait… you’ve been writing fanfiction on your phone this whole time? Festival Guest: Duh! I’ve only been waiting for this reunion for almost half a decade! Raleigh: I give my all to you… So say, ‘I do’! The Sunset Skatepark set is nothing short of legendary. They do all the hits, and Raleigh remembers every song and routine as though it were yesterday. Blair: Everyone, thank you so much again, from the bottom of our hearts for this opportunity to join together again… Cameron: We love you, we love you! Blair: And we’re… All three of them shout out together. Raleigh: SUNSET SKATEPARK!!! The fans go wild. Flames shoot out of the sides of the stage! All members of Sunset Skatepark link hands and take a long, glorious bow. Festival Guest: That was… full of beauty. Festival Guest: How do they expect me to return to normal life after this? You: SUNSET! SKATEPARK! SUNSET! SKATEPARK!

Later, you regroup with all the members of the band. Raleigh collapses into a group hug with Blair and Cameron, laughing loud. Raleigh: Guys, thank you so much. That was a blast. I mean it. Cameron: The definition of historic. Blair: Eh, we weren’t bad. You all laugh.

You: Blair and Cameron, thank you for… -Putting on an amazing show.

You: That was a-ma-zing. Blair: Thanks so much. It was definitely cool to share energy up there. Cameron: Especially with all of us back together.

-Giving Raleigh another chance.

You: I’m glad you guys got to talk it out and perform together. Raleigh: Yeah, really. Thank you. Cameron: We’re just glad we got to rock out one last time! Blair: Agreed. The past is the past. Raleigh laughs. Raleigh: The past is never just the past, man.

-Sharing a glimpse into your memories with me.

You: I’m so honoured to even have had a sneak peek! I’m sure you have so many stories of your days on the road together. Cameron: Oh, definitely. But we’re the ones who are stoked to see you. We love The Odyssey! Blair: Seconded. And take good care of Raleigh for us. You: I’ll try, but they like getting into trouble. Raleigh: Maybe, but you love it.

Blair: Well… we had a good run together. And things aren’t over yet. If you ever want to hang… Cameron: … you know where to find us. They clap Raleigh on the back, then Blair gives Cameron a soft kiss, and they walk off together, hand-in-hand. You: Whoa! I heard rumours about them being together. So glad it’s true. Raleigh: They’re pretty private people… and the best secret keepers in the biz. Raleigh smiles from ear to ear. Raleigh: Cadence… thanks so much for giving me the push I needed. It means a lot. You: Of course. That’s what people who care about each other do. Raleigh: But really… seeing you come to peace with both parts of you got me thinking… Raleigh: I used to hate everything Sunset Skatepark stood for. I thought we were just a clean-cut package some producer threw together. Raleigh: I’ve spent so many years going against it in every way I could. I didn’t realise that all I did was trap myself in a new image. You: Raleigh… Raleigh: But I know now that I’m more than a rebellion against my past. And I don’t have to be trapped anymore.

You: Raleigh… -Now you have to kiss me.

You pull Raleigh close to you, planting a kiss square on their mouth. You: Seeing you out there… You looked so electric. You were amazing. Raleigh: Whatever part of me that was, I think it was dormant for a while. But now it’s back… and I guess we’ll see what I do with it. They kiss you slow, deep, and serious. Then, with one last smile, they pull away.

-I’m so glad you’re free now.

You: I’m so proud of you, and I’m excited to see where you go next. You throw your arms around Raleigh, swaying from side to side. Raleigh gives you one last smile, one last squeeze, and then they pull away.

Raleigh: Come on, Cadence. We’ve got an even bigger show to get to.

#playchoices #choices stories you play #choices platinum #platinum

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kee-writestrashh · 6 years ago

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To Marry a Bastard

Ramsay Bolton x Reader

ao3

summary: Before there were the Bastard’s Bitches, the Black Sheep, the Wicked Ones, and the Red King’s to worry about there was only the Bastard’s Boys. Before there was a bun in the oven there was a possessive, obsessive love. There was raw emotion. There was a rowdy group of men who frequented a small, hole in wall, bar…. There was something evil behind that smirk. But there was also something needing and wanting behind those cold blue eyes.

**prequel to Guns for Hire

Chap 1 || Chap 2 || Chap 3

Chapter 4: And so the Story Begins....

"You're late." Domeric said, looking up from his paperwork when Ramsay entered the office.

"Pft," Ramsay huffed with a haughty sniff. "And the problem is? I had shit to do."

Domeric set his pen down and examined his younger brother for a moment as he sat across the desk from him. Something seemed to have his feathers ruffled. Not that it took too much to get under Ramsay's skin, even if he wouldn't admit it. "Everything alright?"

Ramsay shot a cold glare at Domeric but his usual smirk cropped up soon after. "Of course. Everything is always alright."

"How'd court go? I haven't seen you since then." Domeric said slowly, as if choosing the words carefully.

Ramsay gave a shrug, "Dropped the assault charges. I'm sure father had something to do with it. But I was assigned six more weeks of anger management bullshit, and they added another day of therapy. So instead of seeing that old bitch once a week, I get to see her two times a week. Woooo." He added the last part in bitter sarcasm with an eye roll.

Domeric nodded a couple times before looking back at his paperwork. "I asked you to come by because I seem to be missing something. Father says that upon running final numbers last week for the last three months, it would seem that four of our larger shipments seemingly disappeared. I don't understand?"

"You and me both. I brought it up to father the first time it happened. It's hurting sales because guns keep going missing. Father said he'd look into the matter, but never said anything else to me." Ramsay said, idly biting a nail and leaning back in his seat.

Domeric frowned at the paper on his desk and gave a sigh.

"That's really all you wanted?" Ramsay asked, raising a brow and feeling irritable with his older brother. "You wasted my time to come into the office on my day off to talk about ghost ships? You could have fucking text me."

"Yeah... I guess." Domeric shrugged, tearing his pale eyes from the paper and looking back at Ramsay. "Sorry. I just thought maybe you knew more about it. If father already knew and you two had discussed it, why would he say anything to me?"

Ramsay gave a bewildered shrug and scrunched his face, "Fuck if I know how his mind works. Are we done here?"

"Yeah I guess. Since you seem in a hurry."

"Good. Because I have a couple things to buy real quick like. If you need anything just... text me."

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"Think he'll actually show up to take me out?" You asked, looking over at Olyvar.

"He'd be a fool not to, dear." Olyvar hummed, wiping down a table top.

It was Wednesday afternoon, and the bar was closed, but Old Man Jones liked to have the bar wiped down and cleaned real good at least once a week.

"It's just a bit weird isn't it? I mean, he didn't even give me a name. What if he's like some serial rapist killer or some shit?" You sighed, walking into the back employee room to grab your things.

"Then don't go if you're worried about it. Make sure you have mace or something? I don't know what you want me to say (Y/N). You've been out of the game way too long." Olyvar said, following you and grabbing his coat.

You slid your coat on and pulled your keys from you pocket and gave a small shrug. "Yeah I guess. I'll text you and let you know how it goes!"

"Don't forget the condoms." Olyvar winked, slipping out the door.

"I'm not gonna fuck him!" You called after him, feeling your cheeks warm a bit. You shook your head slightly, exiting the building and locking the door behind you. Olyvar, he was so bold in everything he said. No shame.

You reached the landing of your apartment and were slightly startled to find a dress bag and a box on the ground outside your door.

There was a note on the box. You stooped down and picked it up:

For dinner tonight. I will meet you at front at 7:00 exactly. -R.B.

You gathered up the items, quickly unlocked your apartment door and stepped inside, closing the door quickly behind you. Your heart pounding in nerves and excitement as you made way to the tiny kitchen table you had. Okay, so it was more of a plastic party table, but it did it's job none the less. You set the note and box on the table, hanging up the dress bag on the handle of the freezer door of your refrigerator. You pulled the zipper and found a navy blue dress. It wasn't flashy, but it was still elegant. You removed the dress from the bag and held it to your front. The top dipped a little dangerously, but the length was respectable at it's mid thigh. At least you wouldn't be showing your ass.

Draping the dress over your arm you turned your attention to the box and removed the lid. A pair of strappy black high heels. The kind you would sometimes look at when you passed by shop windows, but knew you could never really afford. It made your jaw drop slightly. Your mysterious no name had left expensive gifts for you to wear on a date with him, and he had done no more than give you the initials R.B.

It somehow made you excited for the date all over again. You were now overly curious of this mystery man, and curiosity killed the cat. You had to know who he was. You had to know what his interest in you was. Why you?

So you spent the remainder of the afternoon getting ready for the date. Makeup, hair, the dress, and finally the heels. You turned from side to side to examine the dress as it clung to your body in all the right places. A last glance over of yourself in the mirror before finally prying your eyes away and checking the time. Five to seven. You took a deep breath, looking back at your reflection. The young woman staring back at you was not you. It felt like some first awkward meeting with someone in yourself you weren't aware was there until you put that dress on. Like some magic illusion. You took another deep breath and exhaled slowly.

"Alright, (Y/N). You got this. It's just a date with a cute boy. That's all." You said to your reflection. If things go bad, they go bad. It wasn't that big of a deal, right? But he had provided you with your evening attire... Probably just to get it off of me. You thought with a falter to your smile, turning away from the mirror at last. You walked into the kitchen, grabbing your small clutch purse and sliding your phone inside. You made sure you had your keys and your wallet, tucked the clutch under your arm and stepped out of the apartment.

You made your way down the stairs and stepped outside into the crisp night air. Winter was fast approaching now that November was here. The lobby door closed slowly behind you, as if sealing your doom. Your nerves starting to get the better of you as you glanced up and there he stood. It wasn't exactly what you had been expecting. Sure, the sharp dinner attire, but the car was not what you had expected. You assumed some Lexus or other business casual rich man car. Though you weren't exactly sure why, other than he had bought you expensive dinner clothing, which obviously meant he wasn't hurting for money. No, the car was a classic muscle car. An old Camaro, blacked out and shone like a black diamond under the street lights.

You snapped your eyes to him, taking him in. He was rather... okay, he was fucking hot. That was all you could think in the moment. Not very modest or ladylike, but it was what it was. He cleaned up nice, as opposed to his bloody get up from Halloween. But those blue eyes were still as bright and haunting, even without the fake blood to bring them out. His pale complexion in the dim light making them sparkle like forbidden pools in some enchanted garden.

Forbidden pools. Enchanted gardens. What was this? Some Prince Charming fairy tale? Get a grip on yourself (Y/N).

He flicked his cigarette away from him and pushed off the car he had been leaning on. Eyes glancing at the watch on his wrist before back to you.

"You look nice." He commented, opening the passenger's door for you.

"As do you." You said, unsure what to say and immediately deciding what you had said was probably stupid. But you said nothing to try and salvage the confidence you just botched rather stupidly. You took the invitation, sliding into the car, feeling your nerves scream as you walked past him. How nice he smelt. How being so close to him was... you really had been out of the dating game for too long.

He closed the door and you glanced around the pristine leather and interior of the car as he slid into his seat. He gave you a sideways glance, watching you run your finger tips over the smooth, black dash.

"Sixty seven?" You asked, turning your eyes to him.

He gave a tiny smirk. "Yes. I rebuilt it myself. My first car." he nodded. "I'm impressed you knew what she was."

"My dad. He's a muscle car fanatic. Anyways, enough about what I know. You seem to know quite a lot. Like where I live. What size dress I wear. What size shoes I wear." You said, cutting straight to the point.

He gave a chuckle and a innocent shrug. "I make it my business to know people, doll."

"Well, mister-make-it-your-business-to-know-people, it is Wednesday, I am at your mercy on the way to a date I agreed to. I believe you owe me a name." You said, raising a brow.

"Yes. I do. You can call me Ramsay." He nodded, his coy smirk still in place.

Ramsay. That was a rather odd kind of first name. "With an E or an A?"

"A." He said almost at once, in a defensive sort of way.

"And is there a last name to go with it, Ramsay with an A?"

"Bolton."

"Bolton." You repeated slowly. You knew that name... but where did you know it? And then it hit you. It all suddenly made sense. The money and fancy getup. You gave a tiny gasp of comprehension. "Like the gun company?"

"That's the one." He nodded again. "My father is Roose Bolton."

You gaped at him, as if waiting for someone to jump out and scream 'April Fools!' This was all some joke. There's no way someone like him would ever be caught dead with some lowly bartender in school to be a cop. Ramsay seemed to know what you were thinking because he shifted in his seat at the red light and pulled his wallet from his back pocket, handing it to you. Cautiously you took it and opened it. And there, plain as day was his face and name. Ramsay Bolton.

Dinner passed pleasantly. The restaurant was nice. beyond nice in your opinion. The food was perfect, the wine was perfect, and your date seemed to be the cat's fucking meow. He was funny. His dry sense of humor made you giggle. He was very charming in your opinion. He seemed to know all the right words to say to keep you talking and gushing about yourself. If he kept it up, and the seemingly bottomless wine glass stayed in front of you, Ramsay was likely to know your deepest darkest secrets before you walked out of this place.

You spoke about coming to the city, finding the job at the bar, starting college, your life in the city so far. But you avoided the topic of where you came from. Your family. It was still too soon to admit to yourself that you were in the wrong about how things had went. But you had been 18 and 18 was a stupid age, no one could really fault you, right? But he didn't press for any information. He didn't seem too inclined to talk about his own beginnings either. You did manage to pluck up the courage and ask him why you were here with him on a date when some arm candy, made up, upper east side bitch could be here with him instead.

"They're boring." He said simply with a small shrug. "You're different." He added as an afterthought, helping you from your seat. Your legs a bit unsteady as the wine finally all hit you.

You grabbed on to his arm, regaining your footing. Cheeks burning to find yourself so close to him. His eyes held yours for what felt like a lifetime. As if he could see into your soul right through your eyes. And maybe you imagined it in your overly tipsy state. Maybe you wanted to find something wrong with Wonder Boy. But you could have sworn you saw a dark shadow cross those startling blue eyes.

But the next thing you knew was he was helping you up the stairs to your apartment, and fitting your key in the lock after you had managed to drop the key ring about seven times. Through the door and you were too drunk to care that your tiny flat was drab and mostly empty. You were hardly ever here save to sleep, shower, and study. Most of your days were spent at school or at the bar. Usually the bar. You didn't care if he turned up his nose at your 'poorness'. You were clean at least. You tossed away your clutch and clumsily stepped out of the heels as Ramsay took in every inch of the living room. The TV. The couch. The coffee table covered in textbooks and your laptop.

"You're free next Wednesday?" He asked, turning those cold eyes to you.

"Does this mean I get a second date and more wine that costs more than my life?" You quipped with a small giggle.

"Yeah, I think so." He replied with a half grin. "You'll be okay then?" He asked before turning to the door and opening it.

You felt a small twinge of hurt as he opened the door. You had fully expected at least some awkward kiss or passing innuendo. Some kind of outwardly sexual suggestion. And you would have invited it gladly, even if you had told Oly you weren't going to do that. Be that girl. It was the 21st century. Men didn't see women safely back to their apartments and just leave. There was no modesty in this city. No modesty past the age of 20. No chivalry and charm simply for the sake of it. But, he wasn't forcing himself on you. Had given no small suggestion to get you out of that dress. His eyes hadn't even lingered too long on your overly exposed cleavage during dinner.

You gave a small smile. "I'll be just fine."

"Goodnight then, doll." He said and gave a nod, letting his eyes look you over one last time, and just like that he was gone.

What a charmer. Maybe you should have know it was an elaborate trap. Even if you had yet to kiss him... you were all his. He knew it. If only you had seen it then too.

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angelkurenai · 7 years ago

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Imagine skyping with Jensen on your anniversary and him having a unique surprise for you.

“Hey, just hanging out on set here with the crew, the car... And a few friends.” Jensen turned the camera to show a group of people right behind him, making you giggle as you saw all the Supernatural fans on the background.

“Woooo!” they all cheered as Jensen waved at them, his eyes still focused on his phone's screen and therefore you.

“You're having all the fun there without me huh?” you put on playful frown “Shame on you.”

“Oh you know it's never real fun without you here, sweetheart.” he grinned at you, winking.

“Just on our anniversary hm? You are a terrible boyfriend.” you tried to say as seriously as you could but it was impossible considering the adorable pout that appeared on his face. Why did you have to love him this much?

“I'm sorry, baby. You know I'd give everything to take the first plane and fly right there to you and give you on of the biggest hugs and kisses.” he sighed a little too sadly and you felt bad for bringing it up in the first place.

“Jens, I didn't mean it like that. Come on, you know I was just kidding. I am thankful for every moment I spent with you on and off set. I know that you didn't imagine it like this, but you had to do the extra shooting.” you shrugged, getting comfortable in your bed as you wrapped his flannel closer around you. It was some sort of comfort to be able to smell his scent days like this when he had to leave because he had extra scenes. You did have a role in Supernatural but much like Misha you didn't have to spend so much time on set like Jensen and Jared.

“I know, I couldn't skip this because otherwise I would break down but- this is out five-year anniversary. I had so many things planned and-” he bit his lip, turning around so that you could see the Impala again “I wanted us to do so many things today and I just- I screwed up, I'm so sorry.”

“Don't apologize, please.” you offered him a small but sad smile “We can do this another day, we'll pretend it's our anniversary and we can spoil each other as much as we want.”

“It's just it won't be the same. And I wanted you to know it today that-” he cleared his throat looking at the group of people again “Just wait, they have a little something for you.” he said a little excited, turning to show them again.

“Alright guys, you ready?” he asked as he got a loud “Yes” as a response.

“One, two-” he glanced behind him “Three!”

“I love you!” they all shouted in unison so that it sounded almost like oe voice and you bit hard on your lip, giggling softly.

“Oh Jensen, I know that already.” you felt your heart swell inside your chest “I love you too baby, very much.”

“I just needed you to know this today.” he whispered “Because things probably didn't go as planned but I am still set on asking you today-” he took a deep breath, giving the guys a small nod.

“(Y/n)!” they all shouted in one voice, making you grin to yourself “Open the first drawer of your nightstand!” this was harder to say but they managed.

“Ok” you chuckled with a perplexed look on your face as you went for it. But you froze mid-movement when the only thing you saw was a small red velvet box.

“What...?” you whispered, trailing off, not paying attention to your computer as you took hold of it.

“Jensen what-” you tried to swallow the lump in your throat as you felt tears well up in your eyes.

“Open it, sweetheart.” his voice was rough as well, laced with emotion. Even if you didn't look at him you could picture that nervous and cute smile on his face as well as his glossy eyes.

You did as told, still unable to look up from it as you trembling hands you attempted to open it. For some reason it seemed harder than you'd expect, your muscles refusing to do the simple task but when you actually opened it all air got knocked out of your lungs. Your eyes widened more than before and you could swear you felt a tear slip from your eye as your lips fell apart. You stared at the diamond ring for what felt like an eternity before managing to move your eyes and look back at the screen.

“Jensen...” your voice was barely above a whisper and whatever words you had in mind to say disappeared when you saw the four words on the screen.

“(Y/n)” he breathed out, giving you a nervous smile “I wish I was there to ask you this, but I am not going to waste this day when I planned to make it the best of your life. So I need to ask you one last thing-” he said breathlessly before glancing at them and giving them a nod.

“Will you marry me?” they all shouted in unison as they held boards with the words.

“Will you marry me, princess?” Jensen repeated the question in a whisper.

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ariswashere · 4 years ago

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Last post of 2020. It’s been a year of... Wtf.

✌🏻

Still got about an hour and thirty left and fireworks waited till tonight to bust out everything they had lol. Seriously started since 7 pm, like okay, is this going to end at 2 am? Haha

Now my neighbor above is making noise because for some reason I mention fireworks they like to tag team 😂 (now my neighbor is playing music she’s like now the partyyyy is starttingggg yeah enjoy it by your lonely. dolo life foreverrrr.. then it stopped.. it’s a roller coaster ride over hurrrr of emotionsss must be covid lol)

You think in 2021 it’s going to be different because I’m starting a new Insta page? It is but it isn’t haha. If anything everybody is going to get re-pissed off because I’m basically going to show you shit in my room that might make people feel some type of way lol (don’t they always feel some type of way? Damned if I do damned if I don’t). Will I follow girls from before? Not all of them, and you might see me follow girls I was following earlier last year idk yet, or I might slowly start following all of them but depending how popping my page gets 😂 which it prob won’t.

You think 2021 is going to be different? It’s more or less going to be the same for me unless I get a girlfriend or something or if venues/bars start opening up like that again which won’t happen till 2022 lmaooo

What a time to be young. What a time to be old. What a time to be in-between.

You know it’s all leading up to my room lol I mean I’ve already been showing y’all things but I delete. This time around even if I don’t get one like on my Insta post it’s staying. Because you know why nobody liked that shit? Because I always end up liking something nobody is even looking for no matter how many hashtags I put haha. Before I used to do the I’ll delete if nobody liked it. I also think when you’re starting a new page, people kind of expect you to like follow them back on that follow for a follow thing but you know how I am lol. It’s not a question of whether or not I get a follow I like, it’s a question of whether or not I think you’re worthy of following 😂 should i start following girls I secretly follow? Some of y’all would prob like that wouldn’t you?

And believe me I have a ton of shit in my room, all the way down to pins you put on backpacks and shit. It’s like making an Insta page where instead of Depop I’m selling things I’m showcasing all my material shame I spent money on the last decade. Think about this: if I post like two or three times a day, you think I’ll get more followers? Lol it’s all an experiment to see how “popping” I can make a page and actually be somewhat serious about it. Because what else could I be doing? Go out to LA and show you vegan spots to eat at? I’ve tried the clubbing thing and the music thing. Gotta bring it back to where all the magic happens- my room.

Tiktok? Only fans? Fuck that. Trying to be talented and sexy for people on the internet is lame lol for money? Shit, I just gotta be myself b no cap

Yup we got about 50 minutes left and this is how we’re ending it in 2020. A long personal statement to the masses and this weird cult following ive created hahaha but if you like me so much you should come to LA and touch my dick 😂

You know because while everybody around me insists to make noise, I’m making louder noise because whatever I say is ImPoRtAnT

Because the internet changes things. Imagine I have an Insta page with all the girls I follow 😂 imagine I try to follow girls I used to be following on tumblr and I happen to know their pages and what if they accept? What if they don’t? That’s the beauty of it. Because am I just a figment of your imagination? Did you mean what you said to me when we were closer? Does this make me a creeper or am I simply just having options and/or trying to find vibes that fit mine? Anything can happen in 2021

What if I remember them but they don’t remember me, ever try following private accounts? 😂 hmm what profile photo should I put up to make me as unlikeable as possible.. or likeable? Idk what do people judge your pages on? How hot your body is, how not nasty you are? Who knows. A bunch of weirdos or random pages are going to follow me and I’m just going to let it be because fuck it. I mean I play RoK and a lot of those foos on there are way different from me

I’m basically going to be a lot nicer in 2021 but I can’t stop the content I post in Abe’s room because there was a time when I was really into shit like that. You’re def going to see a lot of dvd and cd posts. And I won’t even watch them ahead of time hahaha I’m just going to post it like a normal dude with no thoughts about it like here remember this. I might say which ones are my favorite though and hashtag “favorite” them.

Nothing is a surprise. There is no need for yor 3rd eye or whatever. I’m telling y’all straight up.

Oh here’s something random: so you know my neighbor that has the vroom vroom car? Lol neighbor gossip.. but my mom told me that he isn’t here anymore because he got some issue with the fam. I mean haven’t been hearing him come to and fro so maybe he’s really gone. If this wasn’t the ultimate break up season, I don’t know what is.

Thirty minutes left

Who’s going to be the lucky lady in 2021 going to let me squeeze assets 😂 all hopeful

Now my neighbor is really pumping music. Yeah Thursday night party woooo because tomorrow is Friday we ain’t got shit to do woooo

My parents are already asleep and we had BJ’s for dinner

But that isn’t that kind of BJ I’m looking forward to 😂

Everybody grab their drinks it’s almost time to

Make

Out with your

Anime

Pillows

I wonder which one of y’all are going to end up moving somewhere next year because either you finally got enough whatever to get out of yor forsaken town or you simply needed a new environment. I would say one of y’all is going to get pregnant but I doubt it 😂

15 minutes left.. 15 minutes of fame? Someone’s going to get some internet job or join some popping networking team, might start doing twitch videos or something . Idk or they started a merch page. Those are the more likely things to happen unless you’ve been low key studying online and/or going to teach on the internet which is something my moms been pushing on me in 2020 but you know my Steelo. Live dAnGeRoUsLy uNsTaBle lol

10 minutes. If fireworks doesn’t do the explosion of the century at midnight foo is even more poosy than I thought because he just wasted his big ones when it didn’t even matter lolol

Patience is a virtue. For fireworks it’s like

He hasn’t masturbated for weeks and he needed it pronto lmao

You know? It’s like why fuck an average shawty when you can wait and get a dime

Fireworks is doing popcorn hits and there’s 8 minutes. C’mon son firepower 😂

Wasn’t believable try again

5 minutes left . That’s all I need. Meet me in the bathroom and bend over lmao

Can you imagine cumming at midnight

That’ll be the day

3 minutes.. at this rate we’re starting the new year off with same ol same ol by Monday we’re going to just feel cold

2? Oh you ain’t that excited too? 😎

Might start making music with my unc in 2021 never know

1 minute

Missy Elliott? 😂

Happy new year.

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elderflowerchampagne · 7 years ago

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So my family experienced a tragedy this week, one that sent me flying back to the hotel even though I’m abstaining in favor of my Russia trip. The loss of a child, even one who was not expected to live past the age of six months and stayed twelve years, is a kind of infuriating grief I’ve never known before. I guess I needed to shut myself up where nothing changes for a while.

It was an okay night. I felt mostly disconnected and numb, so I just mostly did what I always do. I was happy to see that Annie was Lady Macduff. I hadn’t seen that in a long time.

God bless Emily Oldak, really. With Mallory gone she’s the hotel’s most benevolent presence, even when she’s supposed to be ruining the lives of sad pregnant women.

I was excited to see Virginia’s Hecate. It’s been such a long time coming. She’s a very smart Hecate, if that makes any sense at all?

I was peeping through the cracks in the matron’s hut but I couldn’t tell who it was. When the window opened I thought for one crazy, exhilarating second I thought it was Emily Terndrup, back from China. She does look quite a lot like Ilana, and if I didn’t know them to be different people I’d probably get them mixed up.

Despite my love of and undying allegiance to Lady Macduff I rarely spend any time in her bedroom, but I wandered in and sat by myself for a while. I needed to just be quiet and alone. I’d never really consciously noted all the charms she has hanging above her bed, but I noticed them now, because I’ve got something similar in my room. I hang all my many Agnes lockets above my bookshelf, and when I turn the fan on I can hear them all clinking together. It’s a comforting sound.

I went to spend some time in the bar, which I hardly ever do, because I had seen that Chelsey was the fortune teller. I sat with her and had my cards read just as the band started playing. I wasn’t sure whether she was Cordelia or not so I asked, and immediately after that she said, “Do you trust me?” Except I heard, “Okay. Address me,” and so I said, “Hi, Cordelia.” It was the first real big laugh I’ve had all week.

And then she started flipping my cards, and there in the center, in the spot that represents the present, was Death. She started explaining that it doesn’t always mean a real physical death, and that it usually means something needs to die so something better can replace it, but I didn’t say anything after that.

I went back inside and headed for the fifth floor, just pacing around by the forest goat. I’ve been thinking a lot about the ugly narcissism of grief. “Yes, THAT person died, but what does that mean for ME?” But I can’t ever be someone other than myself, and so there is a frustrating paradox. Not the venue for all that.

@ the person who let out a single loud WOOOO when the show ended: You are, as my students would say, the absolute worse.

To bed. To bed.

xoxox

#sleep no more

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mulder-isms · 8 years ago

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The tour (A sorta fairytale) - Thorcid fanfic

A\N: Hey there! First fic of the year! In the light of the events of the season 8 tour I decided to write what happened in between days :)

This is a multi chaper fic, and part I happens during few weeks before the tour and how the idea for this dress come to life

Talk to me and tell me what you think, feedback is always welcome and heartily appreciated ❤

“I’m the worst boyfriend to ever exist”

Shane groaned as the piercing and throbbing pain hit his temper. The familiar aspects of a terrible hangover were kicking in.

He took a sip of the water inside the mug, the little waves of the liquid making his head spin. His hips were leaning in the kitchen counter, and the water was reaching though his shirt but he didn’t mind.

Alvy, his roommate was sitting in the kitchen table and pursed his lips shaking his head not bothered by his zombie friend. He was having a bowl of cereal while going through a magazine. He knew Shane’s flair for drama very well.

“What did you do now?”

He inquired before taking in a huge spoon of cornflakes. Shane was still groaning, staring blank at the kitchen tiles in front of him.

“Yesterday was Beckie’s birthday and I was at the bar with the girls, and you know, I haven’t seen them in ages. I drank too much and passed out. When I woke drooling on the table it was like 3 AM. I simply forgot”

Shane confessed trying to conjure Alvaro’s sympathy using his lowest and trembling voice. He joined his friend on the table and analyzed his face. Alvy just kept peacefully eating.

“I haven’t got the courage to check my messages. Jamin is going to kill me. Ugh.”

Then he crossed his arms and hid his face inside, making a huge thump sound, like a sleeping student during a chemistry class.

Alvy deep sighed placing the bowl in the previous position before Shane’s little earthquake.

“He is not going to kill you. That bitch is whipped. He won’t do anything and that’s scary for Acid Betty. I saw him letting people have it for way less. But you’re an asshole. You need to make it up. Like, REALLY make it up”

Shane raised his head fast, maybe too fast as he winced in pain. Then his face lit up as he had the most brilliant idea.

“I need to suck his dick for two days straight” he suggested as a plausible solution.

Alvy wasn’t impressed.

“No. You would enjoy that too much. You need to do something that will make you suffer but will make him very happy.”

Shane thought about all the BMDS scenarios and it was like Alvy could see through his eyes.

“Not that you sick fuck. Just think about something nice and cute. Jamin is the best boyfriend you ever had if you screw this up, girl, I swear…”

“Okay, something cute and not sexual. Riiiight. Are you sure it can’t be sexual? I give the best mouth anyone could ever have and he loves when-”

“SHANE!” Alvy interrupted and then continued eating and Shane’s engines were working already. He was feeling his blood flow running faster, his levels of anxiety building up.

The phone was there on the sink and he didn’t want to look at the damage.

The beginning of the new year didn’t mean the beginning of a new Shane. He was still trying to kick some old habits.

A year ago, he was full of hope that his life was going to change forever, he was going to be recognized for what’s been his passion, his job, his fire to live.

He’d gain fans and travel around the world with his Ru sisters.

He never thought even for a second he would gain love. The most unexpected gift. That Jamin was going to be home. A home way bigger than his tiny and busy Brooklyn apartment. The constant song in his head.

These first weeks with no gigs were pure domestic bliss. Jamin, being older and supposedly wiser, was constantly teaching Shane “how to couple”.

Shane was a regular presence in his apartment so he needed to adjust to his rules.

Jamin likes his bedroom tidy. He loves cold showers and Shane loves the water boiling. When they kiss still fresh from the water their temperatures balance each other. Jamin loves old 80’s cartoons and has a collection of suspicious underwear.

He is not a talker in the morning and quite moody when something at the design agency goes wrong. He is an excellent brother. He is always paying attention to what Shane says even when he is just whispering to himself. And Shane is always surprised by that because he used to people stop listening to him at some point.

Shane thought about all that while he was staring at his mug of water.

Jamin hated being sick.

Being sick meant increasing getting worst at some point and then getting better. Or going to the hospital. His most dreadful place.

He was lying on his couch all covered in a blanket watching TV. Beckie’s leftover beers were still on his coffee table.

The symptoms of a possible cold were all checking. He was feverish, feeling his breathing uneven and his voice was sounding more nasal. He reached for the phone on the coffee table and browsed to check Shane’s last messages again.

11:05 pm

“When I get home we’re gonna finish watching Willow. People are judging me because I said I would sleep with him.”

1:03 am

“TELL BECKIE THAT I LOVE HER!1!! I’M LEAVING IN 10 minutes ”

1:40 am

“I can’t make make it………. don’t be mad girl. I love you. God I fucking love you. You still love me, right? ……..Woooo?”

Jamin groaned feeling the anger building up. He still loved him very much, which made him even more annoyed.

He tossed the phone on the armchair when suddenly the doorbell rang. Beckie had left not even an hour ago. He gathered all the strength to be up, his whole body aching and dragged himself to get the door. He was wearing only his pajamas shorts, so he fetched a dirty t-shirt that was resting on the armchair and put it on.

He didn’t bother to look at the magic eye because he knew it was Shane the other side. Shane’s energy was constantly surrounding him and he could feel it from miles away. He had the keys to the apartment, it didn’t make sense to ring the bell. Jamin shook his head, preparing himself to not forgive him, and open the door in one quick move.

“Hey!” Shane opened a cheap smile in front of him. He was wearing Acid Betty’s merch, the pink t-shirt, and holding a bakery box full of donuts, and pillow donuts were on his arms like bracelets too.

Jamin was a bit overwhelmed by the Katy Perry music video set up but he recovered quickly.

“I don’t know what’s happening here…” he uttered in a low voice and coughed a bit and Shane’s happy expression melt down and he approached Jamin, that back away. “But you’re not getting away with this” he reassured coughing between the words.

“You’re sick? I told you to get some pills when your throat started scratching…” Shane responded worried placing his palm on Jamin’s sweaty forehead and Jamin tilted his head annoyed, resisting the touch.

“Shane, where the fuck were you last night? Beckie was expecting to see you. You told her you were going to play. And you kept drinking your ass off anyway. You’re a fucking asshole” he answered in all his I’m-really-pissed persona, but sounding quite tired.

“I’ve already talked to Beckie. I just came back from her apartment and I intend to pay dinner and play her a serenade. You know I love her, right?”

Jamin crossed his arms in front of his chest still not fully convinced. Shane seemed hurt, but he wasn’t going to shake it off that easily.

“You always do this. You think these little things don’t matter but they do. You can’t just ditch people or forget important things and expect them to not be mad. You live in your own planet but you need some Earth manners”

Shane looked like a puppy that was caught after destroying his owner’s favorite couch. He held an apprehensive expression of someone that was expecting his final sentence and yet completely adorable. Covered in donuts, the cheeks and nose still rose and drowsy puffy eyes. Fuck, he loved hangover Shane.

“I’m really, reaaally sorry. I swear I tried to leave. But the girls were there and I haven’t seen them in ages and-

Jamin opened his mouth to preach him again but Shane raised his hand as a gesture to continue.

“And I know I-I should just have messaged you” and then he started walking in circles and gesticulating. “You know, explaining that I wouldn’t be able to make it. I don’t even remember if I texted you anything?” he asked stopping to move rubbing his forehead, the bracelet donut sliding down on his forearm.

Jamin chuckled.

One scrape of ice just melt down. Shane’s charms were the worst. He hated himself for that chuckle.

“Anyways I’m sorry, there’s no excuse, I’m an asshole but I’m still learning this whole relationship thing. It’s…it’s a sorta fairytale. It makes me stunned most of the time and please just-

Jamin interrupted him putting one finger on his mouth.

“You texted me several times, you dummy. We’re supposed to finish Willow today. You confessed you have the hots for Warwick Davis to the girls”

Then he picked up the donuts box and let Shane in. He tried to recollect anything from last night but the conversations were a blur.

“I don’t remember anything” he replied following him and taking off his shoes. “And I was too afraid of checking my phone”

“Yeah, you always afraid of that” Jamin scoffed and groaned as he lowered himself to sit on the floor in front of the coffee table. He propped himself with crossed legs and took a bite in the chocolate donut covered by a pornographic baker’s sugar topping.

Shane winced with him and sat by his side. Watching carefully his reaction.

“I hope these donut bracelets are for me” Jamin noticed with full mouth, a bit of the topping resting on the corner of his mouth. Shane took the bracelets off and put them on the table.

“Yes, they are! I noticed that donut dress you’re making I thought it would be a great asset?” Shane replied excited showing off the donuts. “Donut first!” he pointed one in the opposite direction and then let go a soft giggle.

Jamin smiled. He was learning to pay attention after all. He couldn’t be mad with him for more than 10 minutes. It was ridiculous.

“My throat is so sore, ugh. I can’t taste the chocolate in all its glory” he complained chewing slowly.

Shane continued looking at him feeling a little bit hesitant. Knowing Shane he was probably feeling guilty even about Jamin’s nasty cold.

“What?” Jamin asked impatiently with his gaze.

“You have a thing on your…” then Shane put his hand one the corner of his own mouth to show Jamin the spot he needed to clean.

Jamin wasn’t bothered. He knew Shane was hesitant to approach him. He wanted to make him suffer a little bit more but his desire for him was bigger.

“Come clean it up” he simply answered rolling eyes with his own weakness. Shane reacted as if he was finally out of the discipline corner.

Jamin nodded in agreement as a permission for him to scooch. He opened a broad smile and crawled to kiss Jamin.

It was soft and slow, lingering on Jamin’s lips to taste the chocolate on his saliva. Then Shane opened his mouth a little, smiling and feeling Jamin’s heavy breathing. He kissed the corner of Jamin’s mouth, licking it slowly like a languid kitten, placing a quick peck on the spot as a final touch.

Jamin was motionless drinking the sensation. Their eyes met and Shane giggled again proud of his work.

He grabbed one donut and laid next to Jamin, using his lap as a pillow. Jamin was browsing his phone on the coffee table and the other hand unconsciously reached to play with Shane’s dreads.

“These are really good. Fuck. Mucus and crispy cookies chocolate should be a new flavor. Let’s sell it in Whole Foods” he replied full mouth laughing.

Jamin completely forgot he was sick. He thought about saying sorry but Shane didn’t seem to care about it and it was too late so he just shrugged.

“You are so warm. You’re probably feverish” Shane talked again almost finishing his donut.

“I need to get better. Next week we’re hitting the tour” he replied absently but Shane glanced up at him opening a huge smile and clapping hands.

“Our first together. We must set some ground rules. First one: no sex while we’re in drag. You don’t tuck but I do, bitch” he replied standing up to get some water in the kitchen and Jamin took the chance to get back to the couch and cover himself up again.

Shane kept talking alone in the kitchen as he started to fix himself some bread with cream cheese too. “I know, I know you don’t care about people knowing about us, but I do think our private life is still private. Bob and Naomi know and that’s enough for me. I think Kim Chi probably knows too because Naomi tells her everything.” Then he started laughing remembering of the Christmas incident “Well, Pearl doesn’t know she knows. The information it’s probably somewhere in the back of that bitch’s stoner head”

Shane ate the bread fast and when he got back to the living room Jamin was wrapped like a taco and already snorting, in heavy sick sleep.

He observed him for few seconds and sighed relieved. He approached him and felt his forehead again, placing a kiss afterwards.

“I’m here if you need anything. I swear” he whispered in his ear and Jamin didn’t move. But he listened like a sweet lullaby. He was always listening to Shane.

#thorcid #thorgy thor #acid betty #rpdr fanfiction #rpdr fanfic #fluff #whorses

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capbucky-0506 · 8 years ago

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Our Missing Piece Part 6

PART 6 (WOOOO) Frigga and Odin led you and the girls to what looked like a banquet room. There was a large table with an entire feast piled on top. When you finally pulled your eyes off of all the food (you haven't eaten since Menchies and you were starving), you noticed the people sitting around it. You recognized them instantly. Sif! Thor! Fandral! Volstagg! Hogun! It took everything in you to not scream in excitement. You're making eye contact with Thor when Odin speaks up. "Everyone, we have some very special guests with us today. Girls, I assume you know who these individuals are." The 5 of you nod enthusiastically. Thor stands up. "Father, who are these ladies?", he says. "Do you remember the tale of The Lost Princess of Asgard?", Odin asks. Thor nods. "And you told us it was nothing but a myth," he says with a confused look on his face. "My son, I had to tell you that to protect her. I didn't expect for you to find the book, or else you never would've known. She is real, and she has returned." Thor looked taken aback. He wasn't expecting something this major to happen today. "Which of these women are the true princess?", Sif asks. You step forward. "Hi," you whisper, "I'm y/n." Now everyone who was sitting down stands up. "y/n, my sister?", Thor says quietly. "Um, I guess so," you say. Stop being so vague, you thought, Act like the princess you are. You walk up to Thor, expecting to just shake his hand. Instead, he engulfs you in a big hug. "Welcome, sister," he murmured. "Hey, big bro," you murmured back. You could've stayed in that hug for so much longer. You finally had a sibling that cares about you! Then, he finally pulled away and said, "Now, I take it these ladies are the 4 guardians." You and the girls look at him questioningly, wondering how he knew that part. He shrugged. "When you're the prince, you get the full story." Everyone laughed. "Now then," Volstagg cut in, "LET US FEAST!" Everyone sat down at the table and proceeded to FEAST. Sif turned out to be a lot of fun. She easily fit in with you and your girls! Her and Camila were instantly the greatest of friends. Naomi and Fandral were easily the most smooth. Eliza and Volstagg were the funniest. Hogan and Jasmine knew how to have a good time. And you and Thor could without a doubt be identified as siblings. He was your second half. You instantly knew you could tell him anything. You talked about your past life, Loki, Jane, his adventures on Earth. If only he knew what was going to happen in the future! #AVENGEEEERS, you thought. All of you couldn't stop smiling. Odin and Frigga looked like proud parents. It was as if this was always meant to happen, and it was! You break from your conversation with Thor for a second to take a bite of your food when you hear him ask Odin a question. "So, when are they getting their powers?"

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livingasaghost · 8 years ago

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so let me talk to you about harry potter because WOOOO DAWGIES

i have been a fan of harry potter for 13 years now. started in 2004 in 4th grade and never looked back. except, recently, as in ever since pottermore rebranded i’ve been kind of bitter about it? like when they announced new material i was so unamused and i did not have any interest in seeing fantastic beasts when it actually released. i can be super stubborn and bitter, especially when things get too popular. and this was just a mess. i’ve felt so detached from it as a series for a few years now and i was afraid that i’d grown out of it or stopped enjoying it.

never fear. i think i just went through a weird time with it like i did THG back in 2012. because i am HARRY POTTER TRASH ONCE AGAIN.

i am officially going to hp world for the first time in orlando on THE 19 YEARS LATER ANNIVERSARY SEPTEMBER 1, 2017 and i keep bouncing around thinking about it. not only is this the 10 year anniversary of deathly hallows (SERIOUSLY HOW) but i get to go on the hogwarts express on SEPTEMBER 1ST!!! i feel like i’m in 4th grade again getting all excited about it. i don’t remember when hp world opened, but since i haven’t been back to florida in like 10 years (literally) i never really got a chance to go to the WWOHP. i kept saying “SOMEDAY SOON ILL GO” or “Maybe when they expand!” and now I’m 22 and still haven’t been to the most magical place on earth (move over disney). tbh i think i was bitter about that place too. i just have a problem where if other people enjoy something, i guess i feel like i can’t enjoy it or i have to mess it up so that i cant enjoy it like they do? like even though i love getting excited about stuff with other people i also love enjoying things with me and me alone. i love being excited about stuff, but only when i’m alone in my excitement. i like going to the movies alone or fangirling about stuff alone or driving alone (see a pattern). and WWOHP is very much a not alone kind of thing. no matter who i would’ve gone with before, i would’ve been with people. if i had gone with my family i think i probably would’ve been INCREDIBLY unenthused the whole time. i would’ve wanted to be excited but something about me being around my family makes me just wanna suck the life out everyone. maybe because they expect that? i’ve made such a grand persona of myself when i’m with my fam or with certain groups of people and i HATE that i have to be someone i’m not around them. because i don’t see myself as mad and unexcited about stuff...and yet i am. it’s like whenever i’m tired or lazy or just don’t like how something is going i will revert back to “DONT TALK TO ME IM MAD” mode. i need to be better at that.

ANYWAY i’m really glad i’m going with bookish people because i think i can actually fully experience WWOHP with them. like they will probably all be crying just like me and taking cute pics and letting me film stuff and just BEING 5TH GRADERS WITH ME and i am so beyond excited for that. i can’t wait to be a dumb tourist who takes stupid posed photos of myself in front of hogwarts and with a wand and at gringotts like I AM GOING FULL OUT WIZARD AND I DONT CARE WHO STARES AT ME!

one of the reasons why i embraced hp so much as a child was because i think i always loved imagining that world. i loved pretending i could be a part of it or that i could experience that magic (literally and figuratively) so i’m doing to do my damn best to not let my bitter adult feelings get in the way of enjoying that day. i just keep thinking about it and watching peoples WWOHP vlogs and I WANT TO SCREAM I AM SO EXCITED! like don’t get me wrong i’m hella excited for NY and LA but this is a trip i have been waiting on for YEARS. and the fact that it’ll be on the epilogue date + september 1st makes it that much more special. i’m suddenly very glad that i waited til this year to experience this. it’s like an anniversary gift to myself. 10 years later and i’m still hp trash. i’m still so grateful to that series and what it’s done for me, and i can’t wait to ride the hogwarts express.

more than all that though, i think what helped reignite this is that my roommate/college BFF is reading hp for the first time! i convinced her to watch ss last night for the first time and honestly it was THE BEST. i don’t really like the first movie that much and i’ve gotten so sick of just seeing hp movies because come on, i’ve seen them too many times. plus whenever i watch them anymore i just zone out and don’t pay attention. but this time, i really watched and i watched as if i were amy watching for the first time. she kept asking legit questions and remembering things from the book and i was like GIRL! YES! she was just so sweet and innocent! also i figured out i have to remain from saying spoilers and i feel like it’s 2007 again. so weird bc i wanna reference something or make a comment about a later movie and i have to stop myself because she has LITERALLY NO IDEA. it’s so much better than watching with other hp fans because this time i’m the only one quoting the movie and we aren’t all going “OMG THIS PART SUCKS WHY DIDNT THEY DO THIS”. i make fun of everyone who hasn’t read hp/seen the movies *coughcoughbrandon* but it’s so awesome to see a surge for these people who are new to the series. it’s like experiencing it for the first time again, and i never thought i’d have that chance. it’s just become such a huge part of who i am, i think i take it for granted. and i know it isn’t the most important thing (hey god) but i do think god gave us this series to help people and to teach christian values.

I AM JUST REALLY DEEP IN HARRY POTTER RIGHT NOW AND I WANNA REREAD HARRY A HISTORY ASAP

#personal #harry potter #hp #wwohp

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gsmatthews95 · 6 years ago

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Sun, sea and shithead

Hello moto. Another very... Out there title eh? It is that time again. I am here and I have lots of news for you. By lots I mean, quite little really but I have to blog before I get to the black mountain?? What is this black mountain I speak of? Ah for those Spanish speaking whizzes reading this you'll know the translation of this is Montenegro. The country. You know? You've probs heard very little of it. I know literally nothing but it is a country I am excited for and Alina has been itching to visit for months. We are literally quaking in our boots in anticipation of maybe the greatest country in the world. Ok maybe it won't be the best but expectations are high. Yay. Also another border crossing, woooo. There's been a lot of border crossings, occupational hazard of going round relatively small countries. Also, side note. I didn't get a leaving stamp from Bosnia hmmm. Firstly why did I get one in the first place? We're both in the EU. Brexit hasn't happened yet mate. Stop discriminating. God damn it. Alina didn't get a stamp, I did. It made No sense. I can only assume they thought I'd try and stay past brexit and become an illegal immigrant. Yet I've left so ha. They lose, I win... OK. Yeah but then when we went on to Croatia they drove straight past the border crossing without stopping, like at all. They just sped thru. Hmmmm. The inconsistency between border crossings has been an unfathomable mystery I've been probing in my mind. Some they dont stop you. Some they look at your passport. Some you stay on the bus. Some you get off. And some they have border guards shouting at you, not pointing any fingers (Serbia). So I hope this one I won't be pulled up for having no exit stamp. That would seriously dampen my trip. And be an irritating time and monetary inconvenience. #Pray4George. Anyhow, you'll find this out after my next post. Ill find out in an hour... For now you just get to hear more about our beautiful, relaxing, chilled out coastal camping time yeaaaaay. So we stayed in neum for four nights, where I posted my last blog from. I can't remember all I said last time so please excuse if I sound like a broken record and my repetition kills your brain cells. So this was the first use of the k mart tent and SLEEPING BAG ONESIE since leaving oz. It was emotional for me. And epic. We didn't put the lid on the tent so the roof was just a mozzie net. Breezy and you got lits of natural light. Plus being a three man tent there was lots of space. Alina even got to experience the beauty of the onesie first hand. A prestigious moment that I imagine will stay with her for the rest of her life, although as it was 30 degrees she didn't use it to its fullest potential unlike in the arctic conditions of central Australia at night. In the immortal words of Dwayne "the rock" Johnson: you're welcome. The campsite was nice although it had one toilet and one shower. Icky. Smelly. Gross. Wet. Feral. These are just an array of words I would use to describe them. Especially when there were 40 people staying there. Aside from this we had fun. Cheap, beers and lots of cards. There was one game we played, a lot. And those of you familiar with it will know from the title. Those not, will think my profanities are taking the best of me. Shithead. What a game. One I learnt as a wee infant with one Ashley beddows, then more innocently known as the magic game, it took hold of me and has been a staple of my life, especially while travelling or when skiing with the cousins. It is now also in Alina's lifeblood. We may have played over 100 maybe 200 games in like a week. Addiction. It is a cruel thing. One that we do not understand and can often underestimate until we are taken under its grips. Like meth addicts desperately looking for their next hit, Scrounging money for a few hours high, we scoured the streets for cards and when we found them we sprinted back to camp to let the games commence. We havent looked back. We could be anywhere now, we can't stop staring at those cards and threeing each other. Machu pichu? No thanks I'd rather win at shithead. We have an issue. Please. Call social services. We are addicts. We need help. We need our family. Mum. Dad. Hannah. Jessica. Rowland. If you're out there reading this please, hear my call and get us help. Lol. Ok neum was nice we went to the stone beach each day searching for shade. Its very hot here but the shade is perfect. Only issue we aren't the only ones desperately seeking shade. Everyone was, it was like some kind of teisted pilgrimmage where the shade was the statue of a virgin mary we pray to to cure our illnesses. There were however, some tanning machines who just took the sun in all its glory and power. There was limited shade but we generally found it as we cosyed up next to randoners, we sat on their feet and straddled their lilos. It was funny. The sea was gorgeous though, warm yet refreshing from the midday heat. The beach was also the ideal spot for some German lessons which have been under way (sporadically), for a few weeks now. Lots of vocab. I'm building my repertoire before my fluency comes. A zommershpraser for example is a freckle, it translates to summer sprinkle - cute. Only isuue is as its all oral my spelling is atrocious. Alina is a good teacher though. So give it a week and I'll be writing sonnets and reading ancient German texts. So apart from cards and tanning there isn't much to report from our time in neum (we're both very tanned tho, yeaaaaah baybey). Be jealous. Oh yes one more thing. There was some kind of travelling christian cult in our campsite who look to "help" disadvantaged, vulnerable kids in Bosnia. Hmmm. Sketchy. They even tried to convert both of us simultaneously in German and English. Very amusing. My guy, also from Guildford, lol, very random, that was his in by the way, how he began the conversion. He failed. He cited the illuminati and giants and conspiracy theories in his "sermon". It was hard to take him seriously before, this made it impossible. They both failed we are not a part of their cult (you're welcome). Amusing nonetheless though. Alina's "messiah" was an ex heroin addict who claimed the gift of god was better than any high he'd ever got, lol good joke. The simultaneous looks on our faces showed our disbelief in what they were trying to do. An outsider, a bystander that is would have had a chuckle I reckon. So the second part of our coastal adventure was the immense Dubrovnik. This is a city I have heard about for years from a variety of people. But never really thought about. Then when I found out we'd be going straight past it I pushed for us to make a stop there, Alina agreed. Only issue. It is super touristy and super expensive. Cheapest hostel €25, urgh. 1 night it is then. So we embarked upon our 24 hours in Dubrovnik, the UNESCO world heritage site. There is one thing for certain. That title is fully deserved. While a little part of me wants to revisit and rewrite the immortal "we h8 tourists" post from vietnam on Christians blog, my overwhelming desire (for once) is to talk about its beauty and the awe we (I especially) felt. I say I especially because of my obsession with walls, history and battles. Its like age of empires (the game I used to play? Or black and white 2 (another game I used to play) or game of thrones or lord of the rings. It is sick. So its an old town, very rich and is completely surrounded by the impeccable, huge, And fully preserved 2km wall. Every single inch of ground within these walls, that were built from the 1300s to the 1600s, is being used and covered in stone. Game of thrones was filmed there, it quite literally felt like being in GoT or LoTR as you wandered around the tiny alleyways that were super steep up the hill or as you leaned against the huge 20ft high walls. It was immense, Beautiful and unbelievably impressive. It was awesome, another few days would have been nice but one day was enough to see it all and experience the city. We also went to the small little beach next to the old town that was split in two. Free beach and the bar's paid beach. These halves were the same size but while the free part was rammed, no space to lie down fully the paid half had maybe 30 people on its 100 sun loungers. Ridiculous. It was a nice lil beach tho, sea still lush and a nice view of the city. We also went on a nice boat trip round the city and the island. Very relaxed and a nice view of the city. It was a good day spent and funnily enough the best view we got was on the bus just now on the way out as it climbed a fee hundred metres up and we saw right down over Dubrovnik. A successful few days for us as we head to Montenegro. I look forward greatly to regaleing the tales of this great journey. Bye bye. G. PS. I got thru the border fine. However, I have a very funny story from this crossing, all will be shared in good time.

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bigbrotherorre · 7 years ago

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episode one: “TODAY WE LEARNED UNLESS BRYCE FEELS LIKE THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE DANCE EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY, YOU'RE NOT DOING ENOUGH” - AUTUMN hoh: BRYCE evicted: ROXY - 13 to 3

Okay WOOOO. So hey, I'm here doing a DR pre-season, because? I am cracked, a mess and SOOO EXCITED. Also, I looked up fun words, to find something to use as my confessional codeword, and "brouhaha" means "a noisy and overexcited reaction or response to something" WHICH IS SO APPROPRIATE. So woo, enjoy the brouhaha that is my excitement for this season. I just wanna say a couple of things: 1) Nicholas and Julia posting those clock gifs is gonna make my head fall off, thats so scary. If it means past season twists like someone said in the VL, I'm NERVY. RoseGold POVs are my biggest fear, and I know there was a season where prejury was all about them so YIKES. Calling it now, I'm gonna get sent home by a rosegold PoV. 2) Emily and Lukas was such an iconic F2, no matter whomst the F2 is in Orre, we will never match them 3) I wanna make some pre-season picks of who I expect to see cast, that way if they win, I can take total credit. I'm feeling like Raffy, Sammy and Aren might be in the cast, based on literally nothing khajsdfla. Raffy as a player terrifies me (I was also the person who brought him into this community so whew), but he gets CRACKED so whew! Aren is a scorpio so we stan. ANYWHO. I'm so excited for this season, its gonna be a HOOOOOT.

Wooh so ready for the season to start!!!

Hola, did you miss me? This is going to be me reflecting back on my Johto experience and trying to point out the mistakes I made, and how this game will be different. (this is before cast reveal) The first mistake I did in Johto was go against the premade. I was wary of Connor and Ari, and I thought painting the target on the returnee wouldnt only be easy but would be successful. And then I found out that I couldn't, and then Connor made friends with everybody on my team and fucked me over in the long run. The second mistake I did in Johto was being messy. A prime example was making pseudo "alliance" chats in order to sway the vote for people to keep me. This proved to be unsuccessful. I also had a mental breakdown like every night, so that just buried me more. The third mistake I did in Johto was throw the veto the week I was nominated. I felt like I couldve won it but I decided to study for my test. I didnt compete in the pov that i shouldve won. SO now its time to do what I need to do for my redemption is quite simple. The last 3 ORGs ive played for BB i have made 2nd, 4th, and 3rd. And I learned quite a lot To negate my first mistake I'm not going to publicly target anbody. I will join the mob mentality to ensure my safety in early weeks. To negate my second mistake I am going to keep all my alliances as 1on1s. No alliances bigger than 3 people, and make sure to keep whatever information I have to myself. I will not snake out any information. To negate my third mistake is to try in all competitions. I will not throw anything I will not submit for anything unless I really cant. If I give it my all and still leave I can't beat myself up that bad. I'm nervous, but I'm ready. These freaks aren't gonna know what hit them.

Okay one hour to premiere! The fact that I've made two DRs pre-season? thats wild. I am gonna give a go at predicting the cast, based on... borderline nothing, beyond paranoia: Veronica Constance Raffy Autumn Olivia Eddie Elmo Hals Sammy Aren Those are guesses I'm confident in, so I'm gonna stick to that! Lets see if I get anyone right ajlkdsfas

Okay this isn't as bad as i thought except i'm a hot ass mess and messaged a picture into the house chat and i'm about to DIE

wut in the FUCK is happening who the hell are these people theyre mental all of them. nice to see sammy and ali though i fucking love them but i am terrified of playing with ali i literally said to my host chat 3 hrs before the game started "please say its all newbies so im not playing with zeezo" AND SHES HERE WTF

omg this FREAKING CAST IS WILD and i'm not gonna lie i'm a little worried that i might fight over half of them before the second week is finished...

not gonna lie seeing ashvika and roxy made me wanna kill myself but also i'm totally dying at the sight of ZEEZO AND BRYCE <3 also THIS COMP FREAKING SUCKS i need to find a group of friends asap so i don't flop. i'm gonna try to bring together bryce, zeezo, sammy, kat, and maybe ricky.... either gonna be lit or bite me in the ass

Hi!!! Y'all casted way too many people but it's ok cause I really like everyone so far whew. Also I really will do my intro video I swear... first thing tomorrow lmao

THIS SHIT IS OVERWHELMING AF! SOOOO MANY FREAKIN PPL IM TALKIN TOO! I LIKE MOST OF THEM but som im like k. then like the call i do not want to join bc shit they cracked af! hopefully its not my undoing but i feel like my social is pretty strong atm. #BBgameEVER

i'm just happy that ashvika is willing to put our unnecessarily tragic rivalry behind us and play this game right this time around. hopefully we'll be able to keep up the "we hate each other" look in the house chat and such so we can actually WORK TOGETHER this time. obvi i love her, and i just want the backstabbing madness to stop. hopefully she really has put out past behind her bc i'm ready to move on. like we're both pretty, we need to stick together. also shook that i talked to blake the longest today in pms???? like???? okay??? bryce and i look like we're in this for the long haul, hopefully we aren't first and second boot!! bc i have a weird feeling imma be pre-jury for some reason dsgdf

Night 1 Thots: Short term goal? to be as pathetic as possible. Probaly shouldn't have told alivia so soon that I was johnchen from bbtc world as after watching her intro vid. the could come back to bite me. Ryan seems like someone who I can ride on his coat tails for a while to get my foot in this game. So short term I need to be as pathetic as possible and hope this julia/bryce/sammy thing from house of shade starts to erupt.

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Really regretting making my code word tractor.. Not a fan. But um me and alivia talked for like 4 hours and we're both legends. We have a cute google sheet bet ur all jealous. Her and ashvika are gonna pretend that they hate each other but they dont actually!! How fun. Hope i dont slip and blow their covers JKDFHKSJD. Everyone seems to know everyone which is scary. When i first saw Jela and Julia were cast I was scared that theyd target me b/c we had a rough introduction, but honestly theyre legends. Idk why i told jela i was missing a left toe.. but i did and now idk what to do about that whole thing. Maybe ill say i got drunk and dont remember saying that but it isnt true.. IDK WHAT TO DO. But um yaa happy to see zeezo here too but scared ppl will think we're a duo but honestly I dont think ppl will. Um I should do a cast first impression thing wooh! Ricky: Played my first tumblr game with him but dont really know him. Seemed nice but not much there Randy: seems like a legend. Poc king. Um talked to him and he wanted to know more about me but wouldnt talk about himself so!! Idk hope we talk more seems fun. Julia: Um called me out. Called me fat. Fun tho!! Seems untrustworthy but no bad blood. Roxy: Talked a bit, um shes fun?? Dont think she likes me Ashvika: how can one girl be so pretty??? Shes smart too. Like i want to hate how perfect she is. The type of girl to throw my game away for tho so I need to make sure I dont!! Alivia: how can one girl be so pretty??? Shes smart too. Like i want to hate how perfect she is. The type of girl to throw my game away for tho so I need to make sure I dont!! Honestly want to go to the end with her tho so I just am gonna have to make sure I outplay her so we can be f2. Bryce: ugly cast pic. Is he even a poc??? Zeezo: THE LOML I LOVE HER SO MUCH. we both seem to be working together so im happy. Hope to work with her and have her carry me in comps. She will beat lachies record. #menareover Kat: wish she was jade ;(. JK!! Love her so much already. She is so nice and fun and like just seems like a great person. Honestly shes gonna mist me too. Jose: Epicmafia king. We never work together and always betray each other so... first chance for everything??? He seems fun tho love him hope he slays (less than me tho) Sammy: I literally love him hes so nice but i never pm him so thats awk KDSJFHDKSj hope that this game changes that!! Lynn: Legend. Loves hufflepuff, hates middle school. Like I think we click but i know her and blake are like super close so idk if shed ever be closer with me but i hope so b/c shes just like.. amazing!! Saxon: Talks a lot. About himself. Maybe itll change when i talk to him more. Likes super hero movies so wooh i guess. Jela: Thought she hated me but maybe now she doesnt. Shes really funny actually so hopefully we can be allies. Blake: know that hes super smart and good at the game but like he got rekt by queen tara so maybe ill do that to him. We talked but it was bland but guess ill push through it Dennis: So his name is annoying to spell so had to change that quick. Kind of hate him??? But hes fun!!! Didnt know carly rae jepsen made music still so like the stan in me wanted to hang up the call on him. BUT then he msged me asking for carly songs to listen to so like.. love him now. Cant believe he knew all the social game hed need with me was just pretending to like my queen Autumn: We talked about her past games and it was basically me fangirlling about her ENDING eddie LOL. think we can work together because we both like intersectional feminism John: Tried talking to him but didnt go anywhere. But im gonna make it work!! Ive decided we'll be close so wooh Olivia: took 2 hours to respond to me. like musicals tho. kept ignoring me tho. Alivia outsold. Ali: PURE KING. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. NO ONE IS BETTER. I COULD NEVER TURN AGAINST HIM. SO IM GONNA NEED OTHERS TO DO IT FOR ME. Love his dog even tho i misgendered her but it wont happen again. Think we'll be close. reptiles stick together!!

WHEWIE. Okay I tried filming a video confessional, but my thoughts are such a mess, so I've decided writing it out will be considerably more coherent. YIKES SO. This season is already so wild, like this cast.... is gonna be a lot. I already can tell this season is going to have lots of fights and I don't know... how ready I am for that eeeek. But otherwise, my illiteracy means I don't understand the lottery twist so I love that. The returnee twist is fun though, like I feel like at the start of games, I go into panic mode, so having returnees I can go to about that, might make them feel like I'm an easy number and that they want to work with me? The people I knew before this season (like I'd actually spoken to): Bryce, Julia, Ashvika, Autumn & Olivia (I loosely knew Ricky, Blake & Sammy too) Within the game itself, the people I've had the best conversations with are Jose, Kat, Olivia, Ashvika & John. Olivia is like one of my favourite people in the community, and also a super good player so I'd love to work with her. I also think the fact that we are friends is something nobody in the cast should know (I think) so thats fun. Jose was such a big threat/player last season, and the vibe I get from him this time is he wants to tone that down? I'm not good at working with super cracked people, so him being slightly in the middle between UTR and cracked, will make him a super good person to work with I think. He is also the only person I've like...talked game with, even though its super limited, just that I wanna work with him. I'm a weirdo and watched all the Alola cast assessment stuff, and it sounds like Kat was playing really well, but got stuck in a funky position and couldn't recover, so I think she is gonna be a major threat this time and I'd love to work with her too woooo. Ashvika is a queen. Just plain and simple. She is so wholesome and nice, and already seems loosely on the same page as me, so thats iconic. John scares me ajkhsdfaslf. i think he is a total newbie, and I also think he is gonna get super cracked, and thats.... scary asdkjflas Dennis I just started talking to properly, he is in my timezone-ish, so that will be good for my sleeping pattern if he ever wins HoH or anything, but I worry he may struggle to make connections, so I'm not sure how much he can help me as an ally? The others I'm gonna try and do more rapid fire, since this confessional is already massive hjkasdflsaf: Alivia: Really really nice! We haven't spoken all that much, but she seems super friendly and she was really loyal in Unova, which makes me feel good about maybe working with her? Also Ali in the name? we love legends Ricky: Ricky is.... an interesting one ljaksdfla. He is a fun personality to have around, so I hope he sticks around. I'm not sure how invested he will be in any of these games, but I hope he gives it a good go woo Randy: Randy is gonna be such a threat already I can tell sahkjfdla Also he lowkey scares me, because whenever I would start pm'ing people on call yesterday, he would run to my pms asking why I wasnt pm'ing him which freaked me out sjkadflas. He seems fun though, and Dom stans him so we stan Julia (The Witch): An icon. A legend. An inspiration. Also terrifying skjahdfla. She mentioned all stars on call yesterday and my heart stopped, because I hated how I was in that game and dont want it talked about. I think she is gonna fight people and I don't especially want to get on her bad side! Roxy: Havent spoken to her much, it might be tricky talking to her, since we are both in weird timezones, we will see Bryce: A SWEETHEART. I love Bryce soo much. We worked together in a mini once, and it was super fun, so I'd love to work with him more. Zeezo: She seems super nice! I don't really know her, beyond that she is POVzo and probably a comp threat, but I think she will be fun. I know her and Bryce are friends so we will see where that goes jahdfka Sammy: Super nice! I loosely know him, but he seems like he will be good fun. I havent spoken to him much, so I hope he is gonna be active rip Lynn: I know of her from Moheli, and I know her and Blake were ride or dies which I am wary off.... Otherwise, she has been super quiet and I could see her.... potentially going early rip a queen Saxon: FUDGE. I havent spoken to him at all which is scary, since I feel like he probably already knows a lot of this cast, so if he wins RIP me I guess. Otherwise, he seems like a fun personality so wooo Jelaminah: Ummm. She is wild. Like really wild. I think I stan her, but I also am like.... concious that she is a lot, and its sometimes too much for me. I'm a bit annoyed by her tbh, but its just because she was like laughing at people's sexualities, as if she didnt believe them, and thats super ugly, but I couldn't exactly say anything to her. I think she is gonna be a super dominant personality, but whew we will see. Blake: I know he was a big player in Moheli, but I think he also rubbed people the wrong way.... We will see how he does, he seems iconic Autumn: A QUEEN. She is the most inactive so far which is worrying. I don't want her to go early. I could really see her going up this week, but maybe us two havent talked much, since she is just comfortable in our relationship? AND WHEW. Thats everything, if anyone read this, I love you for that. Otherwise, wooo I'm super nervous, I love my DR guests Owen and Emily and eek. We will see!

ahhh okay so, I’m super excited about meeting new people....BUT...this cast is so huge and I’m so nervous. I like everyone for the most part and I’ve been trying to like talk to some people I’ve played with in the past to maybe smoothe over some bad relationships? The only person I’m still like nervous about is Julia because she kills the straight men and she hates Gemini’s. AND WHAT AM I? A STRAIGHT MALE GEMINI. I don’t think she’s very good at comps tho and I know she would go for Bryce before me. Anyway I seriously love Kat because she is so genuine and I just want to work with her. Also I want to work with alivia, roxy, zeezo, Olivia, randy, Jela, ricky, and autumn! There’s a few others as well but I’ll prob do like a video DR and talk about how I feel about everyone...who knows.

Jose is officially my showmance and we stan asjdkfaslf. He is so nice and my favourite new person I've met in the cast anyway, and he won lots of comps last season so I'm ready for him to drag me to the end dlakjfasfa.

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bryce better not fucking put me up or i'm gonna SHOOT

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wow so happy bryce is HoH!!!! perfect week one :$

I am actually really happy that bryce won this HOH bc that means my ass hole is safe! PRaise BE. MY showmance that was made by ALIVIA has saved my ass and partly to me sorta already knowing him through tara! BITHCH TARA LOLOVE UR ASSSS. ANd shoot idk what these gays are lookin at but ppl be sayin they think im cute. maybe its like when i look at a potato or like a waffle fry?? who knows ahaha but like some of these boys be good lookin like damn. hit me and my crocs up boys ;P

I am not a bottom. ya dumb bitch

Bryce is nomming me for not playing in the hoh. Gurl gurl im not a newb who would buy up that excuse

Just say we arent alligned and im good with the other players and id belive you why would i buy that you, a player whose played a few games by now, would nom someone for abstainimg

Okay SO. I filmed a video confessional earlier, but its already super out of date so its time for an update! I have spoken to lots of people that I hadn't talked to since premiere night which is good, Alivia & Kat are so nice! Jose is, as always a king, and I think (other than Olivia) he is my closest ally rn, so woo we stan. Otherwise, I spoke to Bryce, and it seems like (praise be), I'm not getting nominated, WOO! He says he is nominating Roxy/Autumn, with Julia getting the future shock thingie. Like I told him, the future shock is kind of like a curse and we know Julia loves a good curse, so its a good matchup aljdfkas. Otherwise, these nominations make sense. I LOVE Autumn, but she has been the quietest person in the cast, so I assume she is gonna go first rip. Roxy I have spoken to a fair bit, but I know she is in a funky timezone, which probably throws off her ability to be active. Bryce seemed like he was being pretty open with me, so I hope I'm not the backup plan if somebody comes off. I feel like my social game is pretty strong so I wouldnt have thought people in the house would push for me as a renom and eI'd be suprised if I get nominated! Last but not least, the unfortunate thing is how MENINIST these nominations are akjsdfla, we are really putting the orre in discriminatorrey.

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First DR of the game. I'm not going to do first impressions because I'm not that dry. The game started when I was put in this bitch, so I'm here to go at full force. I'm going to play a strong balance of a great 1 on 1 social game while still being a great personality people love. As of right now I'm being constantly dragged and roasted, and I wouldn't want it any other way. (But this is before HOH so the claws are bound to come over) So my game has been very social as of right now. Before HoH I focused on making genuine connections. I'm good with all the returnees at this point. None of them have beef with me, and I made it clear that I want to work with all of them (while this is farther from the truth). I'm just being diplomatic because there's some tension between the returnees that will have to be released soon. With the returnees I connected automatically with Zeezo. Me and her didnt even small talk its was just game talk from moment one. Thats a great relationship to have, and I'm definitely maintaining it. Jose and Alivia have been talking to me more. Jose has been more open with working with me than Alivia so : \\. All the returnees from Kanto-Sinnoh are here because theyre entertaining, the bitches from Unova-Alola would be casted for redemption but don't meet the criteria. I made an alliance with Jelaminah and Ricky. This is mostly because I need to be on Jelaminah's good side because I know the bitch knows how to play. So i would rather be scheming with her than against her. Ricky is just a number. On housecalls I saw that Jela was talking to Julia a lot. So I started talking to Julia a lot more. I surprisingly trust her a lot more than I thought I would. So me and her aren't beefing, but her and Bryce are. HOS20 affects this game because Julia and Saxon are aligned in this game and they're against Bryce and Sammy as of right now. I know Julia can drop a vendetta, but Saxon is just horrible about it. And I hate Saxon so much. He just gives me second hand embarassment and i dont know why. Like I'm so happy I've trained myself to hold my tongue because the shit he wears on housecalls actually make me laugh. He posted a picture of him shirtless and it was literally looking at rotten spam meat. Its not cute, and he is just so prude in pms because he obviously doesnt want to talk to me. I can make a separate DR about Saxon because he brings out all the hate and all the angst I had when I was in Johto. But going back to the topic Julia fought Sammy and Bryce ig and Saxon thinks Julia is right because he's a kissass and is a savvy feminist. I love Julia so her having beef isnt good. I talked to her and she said she didnt have good relations with Olivia, Bryce, Sammy, and Autumn. And i was shocked that this game is so against her, but this is great information because its something I can utilize. But those are her problems, and they dont affect me. If she wants to play with me she's gonna have to fix amends or take them out 1 by 1First DR of the game. I'm not going to do first impressions because I'm not that dry. The game started when I was put in this bitch, so I'm here to go at full force. I'm going to play a strong balance of a great 1 on 1 social game while still being a great personality people love. As of right now I'm being constantly dragged and roasted, and I wouldn't want it any other way. (But this is before HOH so the claws are bound to come over) So my game has been very social as of right now. Before HoH I focused on making genuine connections. I'm good with all the returnees at this point. None of them have beef with me, and I made it clear that I want to work with all of them (while this is farther from the truth). I'm just being diplomatic because there's some tension between the returnees that will have to be released soon. With the returnees I connected automatically with Zeezo. Me and her didnt even small talk its was just game talk from moment one. Thats a great relationship to have, and I'm definitely maintaining it. Jose and Alivia have been talking to me more. Jose has been more open with working with me than Alivia so : \\. All the returnees from Kanto-Sinnoh are here because theyre entertaining, the bitches from Unova-Alola would be casted for redemption but don't meet the criteria. I made an alliance with Jelaminah and Ricky. This is mostly because I need to be on Jelaminah's good side because I know the bitch knows how to play. So i would rather be scheming with her than against her. Ricky is just a number. On housecalls I saw that Jela was talking to Julia a lot. So I started talking to Julia a lot more. I surprisingly trust her a lot more than I thought I would. So me and her aren't beefing, but her and Bryce are. HOS20 affects this game because Julia and Saxon are aligned in this game and they're against Bryce and Sammy as of right now. I know Julia can drop a vendetta, but Saxon is just horrible about it. And I hate Saxon so much. He just gives me second hand embarassment and i dont know why. Like I'm so happy I've trained myself to hold my tongue because the shit he wears on housecalls actually make me laugh. He posted a picture of him shirtless and it was literally like looking at rotten spam meat. Its not cute, and he is just so prude in pms because he obviously doesnt want to talk to me. I can make a separate DR about Saxon because he brings out all the hate and all the angst I had when I was in Johto. But going back to the topic Julia fought Sammy and Bryce ig and Saxon thinks Julia is right because he's a kissass and is a savvy feminist. I love Julia so her having beef isnt good. I talked to her and she said she didnt have good relations with Olivia, Bryce, Sammy, and Autumn. And i was shocked that this game is so against her, but this is great information because its something I can utilize. But those are her problems, and they dont affect me. If she wants to play with me she's gonna have to fix amends or take them out 1 by 1. Until then I'm going to spend my time with investments that are bound to pay off. Which are with the newbies. I've been spending a lot of time on Blake because Blake lives 20 minutes away from me. I'm trying to hold this down as secret as possible. He likes me, and I want to work with him so I'm just going to continue our friendship and ensure that we're a duo. He doesn't talk a lot in the housechat which is concerning to me, but he does hold very strong one on one relations with most of the house. Lynn is also a south carolina native, and she is just so infectious. She is very intimidated by the large cast meaning that she hasnt bonded that well with a lot of people. So i put two and two together and made a South Carolina alliance. I know Blake is genuine about it. But the main purpose of this alliance is to keep Lynn under my sphere of influence. I can't have no newbies on my side. No ma'am Another newbie who stands out for me is John. John is just really active, and such a social threat. Meaning that his word has saying. So far my relationship with him has been "hey let literally help you with anything and expect nothing in return". With him im trying to show myself as a puppet, or somebody who is very very useful with him. And I actually showed that this week when Bryce won HOH. Won't lie I didnt want but also wanted HOH at the same time. When Bryce won it I was very wary of what was going to happen. Then John comes up to me saying that Bryce is thinking of nominating him. And since I had a decent bond with Bryce I know that I had to save John. So when Bryce talked to me he was dead set as Roxy as the initial nom and target, and Julia for safety this week. Then he mentioned that he was on the fence because he didnt know if he wanted Autumn or John nominated. So I told him the truth that it would be silly to nominate somebody as active as John. And so John wasn't nominated. I stuck my neck out for John and was one of the reasons he isn't nominated this week. And these game things build genuine trust since I'm not just talking to talk. I'm walking to walk and this game isn't ready for Randyy.

Hello ladies and gentlemen you're looking at the first nominee of the season waysup

Imma get to the bottom of this so ain't even worried. I just feel bad y'all didn't even get one happy confessional from me. We just jumped straight into poppin off. That's ok though! Nice for what am i rite

Bryce is full of shit and I'm embarrassed for him. Like who makes an enemy out of me on Day fucking 3? Really my guy? That's the first thing you thought of when you had 19 people to pick from? Apparently I'm getting nominated because the other 18 people in the cast talked to Bryce yesterday and I didn't. Not only do I not buy that, but we just not gonna acknowledge the fact that I talked to him on 2 of the 3 days the game has been going on so far? K cool. Today we learned unless Bryce feels like the prettiest girl at the dance every minute of every day, you're not doing enough Also can we talk about how the "I'm so happy to play with you I always root for you" energy that Bryce was selling to me on day one didn't even last a round? Hiigghkey I feel like the people who know me in the cast are secretly happy cause they know I'm petty enough to take Bryce out and I'll have no problem taking the fall for it. Ali, Ashvika, Sammy, Julia, Olivia- they know I don't play that shit. Can you imagine being first HOH, using it on me, and then thinking I'm not mad at you because I "understand" that nominating me was "the easiest thing to do"?

SHIT YOUR BOI JUST DID THAT TONIGHT! IF U KNOW YOU KNOW. 😜😂

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woo I'm on call with Autumn, Sammy, Jela & Dennis. THEY ARE SO FUN. I am back on the Jela stan train, she is actually super nice! I think I want Autumn to stay this week (and I think she could too)! Roxy is super sweet, but Autumn is a queen and the queen stays queen! Oh, I'm not using the veto too, its way too early to make a move and I don't know who would go up instead. I'm still SHRIEKING that I won that veto somehow kjlasdfa

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[5/9/18, 2:45:32 PM] Blake Sanders: do you want money?? [5/9/18, 2:45:41 PM] Blake Sanders: BC THE MONEY WANTS YOU! [5/9/18, 2:45:43 PM] alivia: do you wanna be rich??? [5/9/18, 2:45:53 PM] Blake Sanders: ^^^^^^ RICH [5/9/18, 2:45:58 PM] Blake Sanders: not just driving nice car rich [5/9/18, 2:46:07 PM] Blake Sanders: I mean using cheeta fur as toilet paper rich! [5/9/18, 2:46:15 PM] alivia: 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 [5/9/18, 2:48:20 PM] alivia: YOUVE BEEN HAND SELECTED [5/9/18, 2:48:31 PM] alivia: BECAUSE WE THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES [5/9/18, 3:07:19 PM] rixxy 🦄: Hi I just got off work [5/9/18, 3:07:23 PM] rixxy 🦄: what the FUCK is this? [5/9/18, 3:07:33 PM] alivia: DO YOU WANT MONEY??? [5/9/18, 3:07:52 PM] rixxy 🦄: i'm scared but absolutely [5/9/18, 3:07:58 PM] Blake Sanders: FUCK YA! [5/9/18, 3:07:58 PM] alivia: WE WANT YOUR HELP SCAMMING THIS HOUSE! [5/9/18, 3:08:09 PM] alivia: it’s good to be a little scared [5/9/18, 3:08:12 PM] rixxy 🦄: I definitely don't like where this is going. [5/9/18, 3:08:12 PM] Blake Sanders: MONEY WERE GOIN TO RULE THIS AND MAKE MONEY [5/9/18, 3:08:26 PM] Blake Sanders: BUT U WILL RIXXY [5/9/18, 3:08:31 PM] rixxy 🦄: god [5/9/18, 3:08:34 PM] Blake Sanders: <3 [5/9/18, 3:09:00 PM] lynnt: yes [5/9/18, 3:09:53 PM] alivia: you’re gonna be rich so you gotta live rich [5/9/18, 3:11:57 PM] Blake Sanders: There’s like a joining fee [5/9/18, 3:12:01 PM] alivia: yep [5/9/18, 3:12:09 PM] alivia: like scientology [5/9/18, 3:12:21 PM] alivia: but like this is real [5/9/18, 3:12:56 PM] rixxy 🦄: i'm not paying for this [5/9/18, 3:13:01 PM] rixxy 🦄: is this like a legit game thing? [5/9/18, 3:13:03 PM] rixxy 🦄: bc [5/9/18, 3:13:07 PM] lynnt: then imma opt out b/c this rich bitch is cheap and that’s why i’m rich [5/9/18, 3:13:55 PM] Blake Sanders: I mean we legit love u guys [5/9/18, 3:14:07 PM] rixxy 🦄: is this an alliance [5/9/18, 3:14:12 PM] rixxy 🦄: bc i'm uncomfortable and confused [5/9/18, 3:14:35 PM] alivia: woah woah woah [5/9/18, 3:14:41 PM] alivia: everyone calm down [5/9/18, 3:15:09 PM] alivia: don’t worry about the money. you can pay the joining fee AFTER we’re rich [5/9/18, 3:15:15 PM] alivia: don’t worry [5/9/18, 3:15:16 PM] rixxy 🦄: like i'm actually having an anxiety attack can you RATMEME.PNG literally..... WHAT???? blake and i were talking and started joking about being scammers bc sdfkal and then i was like "we should start a scammer alliance" and that's how it all started. we thought it would be SO funny if we just added them to a chat and started trolling them about scamming houseguests out of their money dljgdkfjg and i thought MAYBE lynn and ricky would be confused at first but ricky literally lost his mind like ooops my bad WE THOUGHT WE WERE FUNNY BUT I GAS NOT. [5/9/18, 3:16:08 PM] alivia: it’s a joke but kind of an alliance [5/9/18, 3:16:21 PM] alivia: but mostly a joke [5/9/18, 3:16:44 PM] rixxy 🦄: i literally thought i got dragged into some kind of game twist and i wouldn't play my own game god [5/9/18, 3:17:08 PM] alivia: omg WHAT [5/9/18, 3:17:19 PM] alivia: LITERALLY THE BIGGEST JOKE NOT SERIOUS [5/9/18, 3:17:25 PM] alivia: IMSORFY [5/9/18, 3:17:28 PM] rixxy 🦄: like i thought it was some saboteur/team america bullshit [5/9/18, 3:17:35 PM] alivia: omg noooo [5/9/18, 3:17:42 PM] rixxy 🦄: all i want to do is play the game and i literally thought that was snatched from me [5/9/18, 3:17:50 PM] alivia: HOW??? [5/9/18, 3:18:17 PM] rixxy 🦄: idk i thought y'all were a twist sdksksksksks sdfjsdl wow fuck me i gas??? my social game is really off to a great start!!! gotta get ricky outta here asap now

Right now i am on CAll with SAMMY SAM bc im bad at talking to multiple people at a time! SOOOOOO SAMMY is like wanting to be ym ally but like do i trust his ass??

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okayyyyy so this is definitely something different like bb is hard tbh. there's too many people to talk to and i just really don't care about continuing to keep up a convo with some of them but you have to or bye bye. i have definitely not been as social as most and that is def scary but the people that i have talked to and made connections are super nice. so that's why i was so glad when the people that won HOH and POV are people i talked to. uuhHHuh i have no fucking clue who i want to evict tonight so that's fun! ya know autumn is super nice and chill but she did go dark for a while and roxy is super fun and i still haven't heard ANY singing and i want to and she is campaigning really hard so she really wants to stay BUT since she's campaigning so hard to stay and kinda saying anything to EVERYONE who knows what she'll do to stay in the game later on. idk is it too early to be thinking about later in the game?? idkkk thanks for coming to my rambling ted talk. find out next time on if i've decided.

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OK SOOOO the eviction is coming up tonight and its either going to be Autumn or Roxy! NOw autumn is a super sweet queen but i feel like she will kill me if need be! but i still lvoe her! now roxy she is fighting for her life like she is making me promises i think she will not be able to keep. bc ive heard form other hosue guests she is making the same promises to them. NOW i love talkin to her about food and cooking but i feel awful that im most likely going to evict her! but o well it has to be done im glad its not me

i feel like i should give like a summary of like where i am with everyone and how i feel about them all before the first eviction! ALI: Well i first knew him because he reached out to me about a game he is gonna host. He like doesn't talk to me much which makes me nervous... I like him a lot but looks like we are just acquaintances atm. ALIVIA: OK I FREAKIN LOVE HER! SHE IS HILARIOUS! WE STARTED A ALLIANCE CHAT CALLED SCAMMERS R' US AND RICKY LEGIT FREAKED THE FUCK OUT AND WE WERE ALL LIKE WTF JUST HAPPENED HE IS INSANE! i hope i get to work with her a lot during this game and talk about ice cream! But i do see her stabbing me in the back later on so ill prob strike first. LOVE YA ASHVIKA: now this girl is a goddess she is beauty and she is grace! we talk like avg and stuff we have small chats nothing about gamewise. I see her as not being a threat as in targeting people or winning HOH i see her as a social threat. I think she will go far but not win she will def be jury. I think she is amazing tho and shes a model soo like i want to be her. AUTUMN: Now Autumn is a delight to be around so sweet and seems so pure but she will kill me i just know it. She's the beautiful flower in the garden that turns into a man eating plant <3 she is temptation and i may fall for it BLAKE: ive been told i was a certified good boy BRYCE: Now i knew him b4 this game bc of my friend TARA LOVE YOU BITCH <3 ! i think he will keep me around but idk if our bond is tight enough. i dont think he will choose to evict me yet. but other thsn that i want to work on having a closer bond with him for sure! DENNIS: I like dennis he just iidk theres not alot to say? me adn him talk about video games and stuff but whenever i talk to him i like forget like why im talkin to him lol! but he is super chill! JELAMINAH: THIS WOMAN <3 IS AMAZINGLY FUNNYY! SHE IS ONE PERSONALITY I WANT TO GET ON MY SIDE~! she is hilarious amd an amazing person i want to work with her sooo bad! i talk to her in oms sometimes but she is more of a on call person i believe or she just doesn't wanna talk to me ahah . O AND JELA I TAKE BACK TO WHO I THINK THE CUTEST BOY HERE IS ! JOHN : I love john! me and him talk trash about random things and it is hilarious! i hope he feels as close to me as i am to him! i feel like we can work together in the long run. JOSE: Ive only talked to Jose just a little bit so im worried if he ever wins HOH bc i may be nominated! so i better get my ass into high gear and talk to him more. other than that i remebr him as the guy who someone hit his fence with a car. JULIA: NOW i have heard things about this girl! like that she is ana amzing player and i better watch out for her! IM SO SORRY JULIA BUT U R ON MY HITLIST! AND SADLY U NEVER U LEFT ME ON READ IN MY PMS RUDE~! KAT:I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT KAT BUT WE JUST STARTED TALKING TODAY AND WE HELPED names each others plants! she is a precious person and i love her! she is so funny! i want to work with her for this game! LYNN: YALL THIS IS MY BITCH ! I LOVE YOU LYNN WE PLAYED IN MOHELI TOGETHER AND AFTER THAT IT WAS HISTORY WE BECAME BEST FRIENDS VISITING EACH OTHER AND STUFF! SHE ONLY LIED 2 HOURS FROM ME WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL I SAW HER ALL THE TIME! I AM MOST DEF WORKING WITH HER! SHE IS MY BESTFRIEND! <3 LOVE U OLIVIA: OK WELL IDK MUCH bout her. ummmm i talked to her a little im ttrying to become her ally but its not really workign she wont talk to meee!! RANDY: omg i have not heard good things about him.... i shouldve been told these things sooner omg! i feel like he hates me he might! we live in the same city and live like 15 mins away! omg rip rip rip . he goes to my old highdchool! thats crazy af! im working wiht him rn but i i think im going to nom him in the middle of the game or try to get him out around then. sorry randy! also hes been giving me the cold shoulder and not talkin to me which is rude. adnwe r in an alliance chat bro. come on really... RICKY: TBh u annoy me. everything i like u say its dumb or u don't like it. i say goodmorning/afternoon to u adn u say its morning its not even close to afternoon whatre u doing. AND IM LIKE WTF HAV U NEVER HEARD OF TIMEZONES! LIKE HELLLLLO! damn just we are not compatible people and well if i ever win HOH ill prob nom him. ROXY: DAMN BITCH I CAUGHT U IN A LIE AND U DONT KNOW ABOUT IT! THIS IS THE REAOSN IM VOTIN TO EVICT U IM SORRY OMG IM GOIN TO MISS TALKIN TO U ABOUT FOOD! ur sooo sweet omg and u hav a lovely voice! SAMMY: I have been told not to trust him bc he is a snake. But shit he is one of my closest allies now! like we talked for hours on call and watched survivor it was such a cute little date! GOD i hope he doesnt betray me ill cry so much! i mean he might but like i dont wanna back stab him.... yet <3 SAXON: who r u?? talked like never. ur probably nice?? ZEEZO: Girl u be freakin lynn out with eveyrhting u saying to and about her! soo idk like aht to do wiht u ahahah prob get u nominated?? SORRY IM A LOSER AND DIDNT MAKE A VID I LOOK LIKE A THUMB ATM <3

what bitch Randy, 3:05 PM hola 3:05 PM you never sent me a pm Randy, 3:05 PM ur coll bc you aint never talk about interesting shit 3:05 PM uh huh Randy, 3:05 PM tf am i supposed to reply to "yea" 3:06 PM sorry I'm not your source of entertainment you twink I was busy with my life Randy, 3:06 PM wow this is something we can TALK ABOUT Randy, 3:06 PM what did you do I kinda snapped sorry Randy

Are u gonnaget ur tattoo coloured? :0 or will it be lines? Rn im hungry waiting for ma burger heh 9:21 PM It’s just lines henny 👑, 9:23 PM Sweet! What inspires the one u chose? 👑, 6:35 AM Hey saxon! I wanted to wait to speak to you in person but im tired and sorta not feeling well so i cant stay up. I wouls love it id you vote me to stay!! I really enjoy this game and im a p loyal ally! Im active and have jackbox too xd. Ill try be up at least 2 hours bfr eviction if you wanna chat about the vote! 👑, 3:03 PM Morning 3:03 PM Hiya 👑, 3:03 PM Hows it going? 3:04 PM fine busy 👑, 3:04 PM Ripp with what m? 3:05 PM a 5 page paper 👑, 3:06 PM Ew Wtf 3:06 PM ye 👑, 3:06 PM Just quit school. Death sound sbetter than that Hshsbs 3:10 PM i omg 👑, 3:11 PM Lmfao Man now my eviction worries seem meaningless 3:14 PM Why is that? 👑, 3:15 PM :o cause your 5 page thing is gross :o have you started on it or still got a ways to go? 3:20 PM I still got a ways to go 👑, 3:20 PM yikes 👑, 3:20 PM how are you feeling about this week? like hame wise Roxy I think you're a lovely person but holy fuck can you just please shut up sometimes when you know someone is busy

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I'd say it was an effective campaign xoxo Summer Shrek

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